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Jay Towers in the Morning — That's Incredible. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
That's incredible. That's incredible. Some incredible stories from around the world and beyond. The state where dog bite victims face the highest risk is New York. That includes a lot of factors including cost. Florida ranks number one for dog bites alone, isn't that wild? That's incredible. I think it's got to be population in Florida. There's so many people down there. It seems like everything's happening down there. I also think that I don't know. I mean, we walk around dogs all the time and no one for the most part. Am I wrong? You guys are dog owners. Is it in the training? Like you may actually. Yes, it's in the training. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Dog doesn't have to bite people. Yeah, I mean, it's got to be that. That's incredible. How about this? A man in Houston says a door dash driver showed up completely naked while delivering food to his home. There's no way that happened. That's crazy. It is hot there right now in the hundreds. I don't care. I don't care. I know if you're going to door dash naked. He's been fired by the way. Was there a sister over door dash naked?
No. Yeah, I don't think she showers naked. Oh, God. I had it. All right. What else do we have in this family? We don't like to be naked. Okay. In a survey conducted two weeks ago, only 66% of Americans knew when Labor Day would be celebrated and 4% people of people didn't think there would be a Labor Day in 2026 at all. They thought it was cancer. That's incredible. That's crazy. You're story. Just letting you know. A new survey asked the question, do you think you could fake your own death and get away with it? Only 3% of Americans say they definitely could get away with it. That's incredible. Okay, well good. That's a very low percentage because you would probably would not. But can I tell you how it happens? Because I'm on a date line thing right now. What they do is they go to the cemetery and they find a baby that passed away at a very young age. And then they go to the social security office and say they're that because the baby hasn't gotten any. I see. I see like terrible. I see like awful and they all got caught, but that's like five different date lines I
learned that from. And Arizona school district has canceled the entire football season at a high school for both its varsity and university teams. Because of a criminal case involving dry humping during football camp. That's incredible. You little idiots. I know. You just can't have anything nice. Now there's no football, which means there won't be homecoming. I mean, there shouldn't be. No. There's no problem. Just for not least a 39 year old cheesehead who was constant was arrested after he allegedly robbed the bar while wearing a plush packers robe. He was charged with burglary and two counts of neglecting a child. Terrible. Oh my god. All right. Imagine getting into one of the best restaurants in town tonight. You didn't have to plan it. You didn't have to wait for a reservation. You just walked in. After dinner, you make your way into a lively comedy club. The jokes are funny, like genuinely funny. Feels like a pretty great night out. It is. It's a carnival cruise. Time to take another look. Carnival is calling.
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