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Week 1 -> Week 2: "What makes you think gravity doesn't apply to you?"
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- Without the benefit of lights or helmet comms or video feeds, it turns out SMU and Florida State were able to play football, by using their hands and feet to move the ball up and down the field.
- We have now caught up with all the Western Michigan/Regular Michigan Narnian nonsense that was going on while we were recording After Dark!
- In conclusion to both of the preceding stories: Replay is bad and we don't need it!
- Dabo is kebab'd y'all. Dabokebab. Kedabo Swinney. Is this anything
- We did not reorganize the buttons on the soundboard before the season started again, and we made that approximately 10 days into the season before it blew up in our faces
- [squints] Arkansas what are you doing all the way out there?? Come home. There's a lot of people who love you and none of them live in Pacific time
- The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
- The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber
- Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Clayton Moore
- When they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about college football, until it’s not? They also produce Turfman's College Foot-ball Almanac, on sale now
- Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
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