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1:00Controversial product, not only do people keep saying it sucks, but I'm pretty sure the guy that made it stole from a bunch of people. Was that some fucking sweet? It's too sweet, cherry-freeze. Oh, you love cherry, so I'm hoping you kind of like it. Oh, what the f**k is that now? Oh, that's a limited edition dodges one. Well, that tastes like baseball. That's worse. Dude, that is like... Oh, I got a, like, luke in the back of my throat. It's just too much. All of it's just too much. This f**k is the F tier list. Is that a serial? Yes. Is that a call pop-out and bend? There's an indent where you can push out and stick your dick in the box. Read the side, read the side. Since when did the serial aisle get so serious? There's nothing sweeter than a peanut butter sandwich. Just a little bit, not too much. It's not overly sweet, at least. I think I need to let it soak a little bit. This is basically Reese's first, Reese's first. I'm gonna go with C. We're doing it. What? Sibin' Plus. This is a real website. I thought that was a joke.
2:01All you've seen is the, like, scrolling function. If it's like a YouTube video on... I'm gonna be a vlog, bro. Nice streaming service, dude. It's a vlog, bro. If you, like, in the UK, did it? Nice! The thumbnails look nice. It looks like there's a lot of effort put into most of it. I don't know if there's effort put into the content, but everything else, you pick this one. I'm gonna say... I'm gonna put it in B. Hey, Darcy. What's next? Stick Darts by a dude perfect. Stick your aim master the game. All right, you ready? Three, two, one. What? Nice, bro. Let me show you how it's done. Oh, okay. All right, we're gonna let the fates decide. Sorry, you got an f. It was just a law. What is this? Is that beast? This is our childish energy from TGF, bro. This is a $60 Australian dollar for one top. I mean, that's about the same price as Gamersop, since it's twice the size, right? But look at the servings, though. Ha, ha, ha.
3:02Oh! It's not spicy. That is. Yeah, we need like a lick of it. All right, let me try this. It tastes milky. The f***. It does taste a bit milky. And that's pretty good. That tastes good. Let's go to the board. Oh, okay. What are you rating it from S to F in terms of looking? The look is very bold. I like the taste as well. I would say beat. See, it's not bad. It's not bad. Ooh, that's the box of f***ed up. And a whole bunch of different snacks and stuff. Every single thing that was a package was cut open, ripped open by a board of patrol. But this is from a YouTuber called Unspeakable. Why are we talking about it then? Whoa, I'm gonna get that. Oh, they're trading cards. That's even gayer. Are you sure? Yeah, it's got rare on the top. You got an uncommon. I got a rare. I got a rare slime cartoon head guy. Oh, you got rare slime? Yeah. I got a fancy frog. Okay, there's a fruit snacks. They look like they're trying to advertise this healthy. They look like a Wombat Poos, because they're square. They look not bad. I actually kind of like them. I like how they're soft on the outside
4:02and then a little bit hard on the inside. Yeah, it's not bad. All right, let's do a good boy. That's it, it has to be another B. All right, B for blocks. David's perfume. I brought this one from home, because I was a f***er and bought it. Yeah. But he released these like a while before he got canceled. Let's go spray it in the box this month from the box. That's like, it's just smells like an old lady's perfume. Is that for a woman? Yeah, I think it is. It's pink, but the smells like old woman or abusive alcoholic father. Now that the smells one, I'll just plant it. It smells like vodka. Are you trying to chloroform me? That's it with that sh**. You guys decided beast. We could have put it in David D. Nah, that's not funny enough. Yeah. All right, Darcy, next product. Oh hell, no, this looks like a test. Think, lack, and engineer. Mark Royba, is that what this is? Is it already built for a starcy? So this is Mark Robus Crunch Labs, which is a monthly subscription box of like a thing you build. They're always different. And you can only do a three month minimum. So we've got three boxes. This thing kind of sucks, it flips a coin, but this one is cool. There's a switch on the back, and then you pull the trigger and it flies the disk. I think this would be way more satisfying
5:03if we built this ourselves. Yeah. Whoa. Okay, that's sh**. Oh, Chad, you got to put more pressure on. Oh, I like that. Yeah, I mean. And like each one you get, you unlock like a cog on this thing. Whoa, it's the f**k Mark Robus patch. That was... All right. When you want to give the robot box, I think it's for a better cause than someone's on there. I think Crunch Labs is a good product. And it helps kids. I reckon be cool. All right, next product. Is this a joke, Darcy? I can't believe that's real. It's a JoJo C.W.R. game. Oh, no, you got on the TV. No way! That is awesome. Give me a f**k. Oh. This looks like a flash game. Reach for the stars. This feels like I'm on a slot machine. I'll tell everyone it's JoJo. Is this Mario Galaxy? It's a Mario Galaxy! Gah! Give me the game. Wait, hang on.
6:04This is a Mario Galaxy game. That's a Luma. Gotta play. Follow the rhythm and feel the beat as JoJo moves across the screen. It's like a side-scrolling... God, you're not feeling the beat. I'm hitting A. No, you hit circle for that one. Ah, circle. I hit circle. It's just sliding jump. Oh, f**k you hitting the f**k. Stank your leg. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. This is level five. Done. Oh, you missed. Yeah, f**k done. Okay, it's Christmas morning. You're like six years old. Your mom gives you JoJo C.W.R. over the Crash Bandicoot game. Do you say S? No, F, F, Scott. F. Yeah, it's gotta be F. This is a f**king tool. I like the packaging. This is the LTT screwdriver. Yep, I'm a man. I'm a man. This really gets me going. Whoa, that's f**king sick. Look at this. Bits in there. That's clean. This is good. I would love to put a PC together with this. Yeah. If you've got the wrong screw bit, then I'm pretty sure this product like exists on the market, but this, that concept exists, but this is definitely a very good execution.
7:06I'm thinking A-tier. Ryan, Toy Review, Super Spire, Ryan's Mystery Mission Case. Wow. That sounds cool. Yeah. I think that looks fine. Oh, you gotta spell Ryan. I guess this is a cool feature. Say his name. Ryan. Ha, ha. Oh f**k. Max, I'm hacking into the mainframe. Oh, another flare. That's the one we should have given you. Oh, so you need to like figure out the codes on here. Gus? Oh, it was Gus. What's that unlock? Chad, be honest. Are you a major Ryan fan? I think this is cool. You should love this. Don't you have a channel dedicated over this. Yeah, I've opened this f**king cool. Then how do you not know what to do? He's like seven. He's like 12 now. He's probably like seven right now. Nice, Chad, you got the panda, nice. Oh, man, I got the guy with the Reagan. I got the pink cat. We need to get a key from somewhere. Oh, see the unlock. What are we looking at? What's the blue line? Yeah, I'm having fun. Max, I hate to break it to you. The torch does not help. Oh, no, I see it. I see it.
8:06Toss it here. This is what you meant to do. You meant to just unscrew the whole thing. I just ripped that. So this is the ultimate prize. I think these are walkie talkies. This is gonna be a rare one. Feel like we cheated a little bit. I hope. Now you're a real spy. Now, what do you say? Does that help you see the thing on the... Oh, my God, yes. It's a little crocodile. Man, God's. Is that real? Yes. Look, look, look, look. What? That's God's. That's God's. I'd be stoked to get one of these from like the toy one. I would feel like I have a genius. Yeah, that is A-tier. Monster Energy. Everybody knows White Monster, Zero Ultra. That's the OG. It kicked off this whole Zero Sugar Energy drink thing. But Ultra is a whole lineup now. You've got strawberry dreams, blue Hawaiian, sunrise, and vice guava. And they all bring the Monster Energy punch. So if you've been living in the White Can, branch out. Ultra's got a flavor for every vibe.
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