Don't Air Fry These Things...

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1:28It's dangerous as you can see. We're fully equipped with all the safety gear. Let's just do it. An air fryer is just a mini oven and it has a fan up the top and it gets hot and it forces the hot air onto the product to make it cool quicker. It's a big fad at the moment. So let's just see what we can really do with this thing. And you can put my shirt back on. I have three fruits. I have watermelon, grapefruit, a banana, and I have kind of a problematic one. I don't know if it's safe. Yeah, that looks like a bomb. It's also got hair, so catch on fire. We'll leave that one on the maybe list. It won't work because that one's too high. Listen, bro. Let's put it in for 10 minutes at 180 degrees Celsius. All right, level one, watermelon. Let's see what that does. Oh, this motherfucker done. Oh, hell yeah. Ooh, steamed ham. Cheers. It doesn't taste nice.

2:29Hot melon. We have successfully warmed melon. OK, that took a long time, so let's up the antics. Antics? We're going to put one peeled banana and one unpeeled banana in now. With grapefruit. Hey, what does that look like? This is a pathetic banana. Oh, I've got some cheese in there too. Yeah, put some. Just put some cheese over it. You know that this is mold. This one's going to melt the best, I reckon. So anyone got any bread? Just like soft that up, make it like a grilled cheese. Yeah, update. It smells like shit. Oh, that's a fucking pimple. That is disgusting. I want to taste that banana. One side cooked. Other side not cooked. This looks like bread. It tastes literally like cardboard. That is foul. No, it's like osawa. You have some cheese. The cheese itself tastes good. But it's just on this sweet treat bread.

3:30The cheese busting? Well, that was more interesting than I thought it would be. Dude, the cheese is busting here. Try some. Just try some. I'm going over again. I don't see it busting. OK, next. Popcorn. And skittles. Popcorn with a butter on his head. Here, lick that off. All right, shall we begin? That looks awesome already. Yeah, do me, bro. One more time. Whoa! I got teeth. Wow. It's a mask with a fucking help. Protect me. It was really melting. That looks like an American cereal. It does, too. Please don't do that. What are you going to do? Hit me? I don't know what I might do if you push me to my limit. I don't know what I'd do if you push me to my limit. I'm kind of hoping that the skittles will change the color. Like, it's going to die the whites of it. Yeah, remember that colored popcorn you buy in the back? It's the one with the clown on it. Yeah, that one. That's your sock. They banned lollies from the talk show up at my school. Why? Unhealthy.

4:31Well, the kids were getting too fat. They banned deep fries. So if you ever want to potato wedges, it was literally just microwave wedges. It was water and wedges. That's how they made it. How do you get so fat then? Well, the walk rafted coke. Coke. Coke. I'm not the other one. You've switched now. Yeah, the other one. It's on the full switch, right? These skittles are losing their colors. They've become husks and there's like, color melts away. What? There we go! There we go! There's one. Dad, did you see yourself? I did, I got really scared. These colors up top are just burning. Oh, there's one. I think I can do it with my mind. Wait, you ready? Three, two, one. Oh. It is becoming colored popcorn. It actually is champs. What? Chedris legit speaking is truth. I reckon it might be time to add the marshmallows. I'm just going to sprinkle them. Why are we doing this? We're just cooking food.

5:33Look at that. That looks perfect. It looks appetizing, doesn't it? Whoa! Roasted marshmallow. It tastes good. Mmm. Popcorn is a little dry. Wait a minute. It tastes like candy popcorn. What the fuck? Is that good? Mmm. You're actually really enjoying that, aren't you? Mmm. There's something different about it. This skin comes like a toffee. I'm probably the best toasted marshmallow I've had to eat. It's like candy popcorn. It's like candy popcorn. What the fuck? Is that good? Mmm. You're actually really enjoying that, aren't you? Mmm. There's something different about it. This skin comes like a toffee. I'm probably the best toasted marshmallow I've had to eat. I can not. I'm already full on diabetic. Taste it. Wow. I'm having a little bit. Mmm. All right. Now it's time to up the antics. Let's put out antics. Oh. You very said antics in another take. Let's put our lungs in danger by adding some crayons. And some soap. I want to see if this soap bubbles. When you put soap in a microwave, it froths, doesn't it? Yeah. This is getting kind of hazardous. Oh, it's out of crack.

6:34What was that sound? It could be the glass cracking. Why am I the only one without protection? You heard a crack in the glass. I'm going to take it off now, okay? Breathe it in. Breathe it in. Breathe it in. No. This kind of looks like cheese. It's like an old man. It's touching an old man's arm. Come on. Let's take a bath. Grandpa. It's going to take a soap out. The soap is one of that exciting. I thought they'd bubble up like they're doing microwaves. That is Boston. Happy Yana, some big Yana. Happy Yana. I guess it could come out of like that. I don't want that. I don't want that. I don't want that. So now we're going to put the low sticks and slime in. My eyes and fucking nostrils hurt. But funny, the kids play with this shit. This ain't going to protect shit. It's better than nothing. It's a nice, uh. Passiebo. Maybe you can passiebo your way out of lung cancer. Oh, shit. Boston. A rate of cook. You're coward, Max. I'm not worried about explosions. I don't want to inhale low stick. That's all right. I'll be the signature pussy for the episodes and do nothing. Oh, they got spied. You just fucking came.

7:34Yeah, look at that, Chad. I don't inhale that. Oh, I stink. The monster doesn't do shit. You sell these. Knowing that they don't protect you from deadly fumes. Dude, that shit is like seeping fucking gas. The more I hurt myself, the more views we get. The fans love you the way that you don't need to do that. You're doing a good job. Oh, that bussin. Not so many fumes anymore. You inhaled them all. This is some glowing. Hey, Max. Come get a hit of these shit, man. It's real good. Oh, I see things. Is this glowing or my tripping, man? I'm dizzy. Oh, I got some of my eye. Ah. That guy, that area is fully contaminated. Hey, this shit's bussin. I catch, bro. Why is everyone to the corner of the room? What was good? Max, catch and go slimeball for you, man. Hey, where are you guys going? He's coming with the slime. Tell me, what is the slime toast like? Fuck off of you. He smells funny. That's disgusting. What's happening?

8:34Is the area contaminated? That guy. How far do you reckon I can throw it? Okay, after a notch. Much needed... Fresh air break. We're going to go back to something less toxic. Starting with... Easter bunnies. As a bonus, we're going to chuck a tennis ball in there. Chad. Okay. That scared the fuck out of me. What was that sound? Do you smell gas? That's not a thing. Oh, there's plastic in the geester egg. I thought it was more chocolate. Don't worry, bro. The bomb squads here. You ruined my time lapse. The tennis ball's puffing up. Is the tennis ball puffing up, Scott? I feel like that'd be more of a common knowledge thing if that was a thing. Like, people would throw tennis balls into bonfires and shit. All right, it would just stretch more. It's not going to explode apparently if it's put in another.

9:35I think we're all tripping on some dumb shit. Apparently it makes the balls more bouncy. We're going to pop it with a knife. It let out a lot of air when I did that. Yeah, because it's a bunch of compressed air inside of it. Was it bounce better? What the fuck? It bounces way better without that. No, it doesn't. Well, I put a hole in it. It seems to be bouncing pretty well. Damn, Chad. You reckon if that made it bounce better, maybe they would have designed it with a hole in it? Hey, I have, hey. I know we've been messing with these all night, but now we're going to use them the way they're meant to be used. I'm going to cook a simple vegetable in there. Shout out to all our fans and wheelchairs. Man, our legs are really tight. It's not a good execute of a joke making just a disabled joke. I did that more. I just came up with all this. But I thought about this at the store. I was like, it's going to be the funniest fucking joke. And then I get in here and I say, I'm like, this is just fucking mean. Oh, this one's hurting my brain. Yeah, I'm about to fucking dip on the bobby. Is it melted enough to be funny? That sounds like a fire hazard if we let it attend it.

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