WE STILL CRACKING UP FROM YESTERDAY: HOUR ONE

0:00The rise guys suck it. Tickle it guys. Yes, sir. Rise guys morning, Shogun. Morning to you. It is Thursday. September 3rd, 2026. Again, I ask you what a time is. Where did Tom go? Where's that you didn't see it? It ain't up in here. Not to near forgot to turn us on. It's like Pueh. It's up in here. Pueh. Yeah, you uh, Pueh. It's interesting time because like to me every day drags. Wow. Like for you, it's like flying by. Oh no, I wasn't talking about you dressing as a lady. Really every day tracks. What you know they say that. What just does. Okay, that's a good point. You don't know in the other point of view. I get that. Okay. Like you know, you look at the clock. You know, like I was two o'clock and you're like, okay, now it's 220. You know what that sounds like to me and I know this isn't you,

1:00but if I didn't know you, I would think you're waiting to die. Oh, God. Don't think like you think it about that. Yeah, I don't think that much about it. Again, I'm not the deep person. So I don't like that. That don't look for the deeper meaning and stuff. All right. But you know, they say the years are short and the days are long. There are. It's just like, you know, it feels like Thursday. Like, okay, I feel like it is. I feel like this week's been, you know, long enough for today's Thursday. Well, I just met the calendar date. But again, that's the sign. I've come to terms with my age. I really have. I see these various commercials. I say this from time to time, you know, where they're making fun of the dad type or whatever. And I'm like, God dang it. That's me. That's me. I'm talking to the Uber drivers. Here you are. I do the same thing. If somebody's food is there and they've called the name, I'm like looking around to see if anybody's waiting.

2:01I was going to like point to him. But like, I'm. Yes. What is that? So what's so bad about that wanting to be helpful? Because you want to know some kind of bullying tactic. You want people to get going. I do this in traffic, you know, I'm constantly honking the horn. Hey, let's go pay attention. Yeah, let's get moving. He gave it a honk or a little. A tip. Yeah, but he taps it. I'll do the honk. But then I do the fingers too. Like, let's go. Get going. You're that guy. You want the world to move because everybody, not everybody. There are a lot of people with their heads up their ass constantly. I agree with that. It's like make up your damn mind. My head up their ass do you look mean generally on their phone? Yes, you're not paying attention or just being stupid. It's like, when you go, I'm going to say retail. It's not the most important decision of your life, but sometimes for people it is. Oh my god. Yeah, feel a realtor. Well, that is completely different. But if you're buying a lipstick or a fragrance, I mean, come on. It shouldn't take that long, I'm just saying.

3:01Or lunch. All day long. Like pick what the hell you want to eat and let's go. Or like if you do walk into that restaurant, some nice restaurants, I mean, not like five star Michelin's, but like, you know, like a nice restaurant, but you go order at a place and they give you the little thing and then you go sit down and they bring it out to you. So it's not like you, but those people, this is such a every man in the world conversation I have. Those people who go and they cross their hand, their arms, they look up at the board. Look at the place. Like this is never been there when we tried to start accommodating everybody. This is when it slowed down progress when they used to have a meat and three. That was it. Yeah. One meat. There were three sides. That was it. You have a salad. I just didn't get gluten out. Salad off.

4:02Well, all those people, Jesus, wait for something to magically appear on the table. And everybody decided they want to get coffee bar in there too to work it out. Different line for that. It's just. Yeah, but see, COVID shortened menus. Are they coming back? You know what? I'll mention this place, McDonald's. When you go into McDonald's, order at the kiosk. Don't go to the counter and wait. They don't like have time to take your order. My hand to God, I've not been inside of, I swear to God. I've not been in the McDonald's since I've seen them having kiosks. I did that was I assume they maybe did it. Some of the beggar, but I had no clue. Every one of them now has changed. I'm not going to say I took Jasper there. I said this the other day took him to McDonald's and you know, he stole his nuggets. Now he gave it, gave me his nuggets. I always order on a app though, you know. Did you have a handful of his shirt when he gave you that nugget? Right around his neck. I said, listen, you can have the nuggets.

5:02I want the hello kid of toy. I love saying Rio kid. God, somebody would just walk in every time never fails and go to the front. And I'm like, hey, dip S dumb F or just slide back and look over my shoulders or look around me and look up. I don't get right up in front of the register. It's like you're lucky they give you your order on time. Yeah, plus it's McDonald's. I mean, how sophisticated is it? You know, the the the McDLT is no longer available. The fish is always around not even there in what he called yeah, Passover religious, so whatever. Yeah, observances. God forbid you're trying to log into your rewards account because they can't figure that out either. I mean, you must have like a big, well, I have a ton of pictures. We've talked about that. But like I did I had to delete several apps a while back because I was running out of I'm out that one. I was running out of like space.

6:03I guess it's the word I'm looking for. Yeah, it's very nice space. It's not infinite. And you got to have the work you got to have three different apps to get work email. You really do. Double authenticate or whatever you call it. I get it like factor. Imagine if you're like in Congress how many things you'd have to have. You know, I had somebody offer me at the angels the other day. I forgot my advantage card and I didn't do the phone number. I'm like, just whatever I want you to use it. And then somebody behind me said, you can use mine. Of course. And I said, no, because you're going to get my points. Yeah. You'd rather give them to no one than to someone. Yep. God, man, what a dick. That's really hard. Like they were just kind of like an innocent dick. Like that's just like you're not necessarily being mean about it. But you're like, you don't want to go through the hassle of stepping over and scanning there. I get that. I know when I'm that person and I offer, I want those points. That's why I'm offering. Yeah. But other people don't think about it. They'll take it and I'm like, oh, I got points. Yeah. But they're not getting mine. So they're going that they've they've disappeared.

7:04They've evaporated. Yeah, they just go back to Bob English fan. So you're going to pay more for stuff. Oh, yeah. And the long run because I want those. Not Bob English Bob Ingalls. Bob English was a politician. Yes, you're still is, maybe. I don't know. I'm not. I've been Bob once years and years. Which one? Ingalls are Ingalls. The politics of the grocery store. Ingalls, Mr. Ingalls. Oh, you do. Okay. I know. It was a big dude. I saw him from a distance. I made him in. He was up in the. The. Close nest. Nice. Nice. He was a nice guy. I said, I appreciate you being here. It's talking to your. Yes, perfect hair. Oh, he did. And he worked for him. It was over for Pepsi at that point. Oh, nice. Like you bought it, Bob. I'm here to fill it. When you when you delivered for Pepsi, which I have to say, I'm Team Coca Cola. It's okay. We should give you. I mean, after what happened, you know, with me working there? I am too. Did it really did turn you like? Yeah, it was just a bad work experience. See, that's when people work at their favorite restaurants, they end up not wanting to ever go to that restaurant again.

8:04Don't ever. If you love eating at that place, don't work that. You will hate it. You will see the way things are prepared. You'll never want to eat it again. I like the co-workers with management sucks. But when you did the stores, we've talked about this. While you were delivering Pepsi, I was delivering the pornographic magazines. And two, they were never sphinxed. Spinxed in Carium. It was like your mom and poppers or whatever. I'd go as far down as Woodruff and Whartman way back. Or Central Actress. I don't want to still carry them. This is a family run place. Yeah. Sometimes it worked with his mom. Did they have the wood grain, plastic cardboard in front of? Oh yeah. Can't see the cover. Because they still have the old shelf, this wood grain too. Oh, dude. I'd love that. They used to have these old magazine racks that had the names on there. They didn't ride it on there, said Playboy, and then hustler would like their logo. I'd love to have that. I don't know what I'd do. Maybe make a pot stand out of it. You have a plant stand. Pardon me. I don't know if you carried Bitty Tarr magazine,

9:05but that was a cool little plackered too. Oh no. I went to the one before that. I went to a Bitty Tarr. Page ever? No, sorry. Did they have those out in California Bitty Tarr? I don't know. That Bitty Tarr, you never saw her. A bad Bitty Tarr. Oh yeah, I just saw her recently. Obviously, I'm green though. Oh yeah. That's really cool. I think I'd have to. When you worked at Pepsi doing that, because mine came in these, you've seen them, there's those green or blue totes that like fold in and close. Oh yeah, like the paper. Yeah, the paper. So that's the way the porn magazines came. And... Did you DSD have to look at them and scan them? When you brought them into the store? There was not such scanning at that point. Oh, okay. To my... Who I worked for didn't have a scanner. I had to manually log all at bull. Because they had to check the inventory, you know, when you brought it into the store. You know, they're looking. It was 97 though. 96, 97. But we had to like, in the fact, not so what I brought them out on a hand truck,

10:07I didn't have a palette per se, but I sold that magazine. Palette per se. But anyway. The porn page. So anyway, yeah. In the warehouse, so you'd have to, oh, you'd have to find the skid. Or the, you know, the palette, slide the skid under there, and then manually pump the palette jack and then hit that little clink and then drag it, sucker. I was watching the dude speaking of sphinx. I got you a drink of rare page. Double plugs. Thank you. We got that magazine too. We got to pop it at the same time. Me and Paige had a disagreement. So I'm going to make her feel like crap and give her a red bull this morning. Yeah. Red Bullets just had to wear this. She went into business for herself and got a red Bullet, she has. I do. So I don't remember why we were arguing. Oh, I don't either. Oh, I remember. That's the good relationship with me. Please get it by much, watch it. Watch it.

11:08Oh, it's somebody made a crack about a certain morning show, little joke and passing. Oh, yeah. This is money in return, aggressively busted balls. Oh, yeah. So good. It was awkward for us to show. Always. No, yeah. But it's fine now. We will get all pumped up on caffeine together. I don't even remember. And if I do, I'm sorry. I digress and I remember. I remember. Yeah, but you just like. But he doesn't remember what day 9-11 happened on. Oh, go ahead. It's a different sweet dream. I think he was something. He's so bored and he can't believe it. The day he's dragging for me is, I wish I had like five more hours than the day. So you have another job? Yeah, no kidding. I think you're working at a PT. I have more time. The suckers work a haul like over here. No, I just want to pay off everything. It's hard to do. Then you're going to dead again. Watch it. No, not. As you'll buy a bigger house. When I was at the sphinx, which again did not carry pornography, at least to my knowledge. At least it didn't use us. I went into there this morning to get there to the red bushes.

12:09And newsletters. I'm watching the guy load drinks. I don't, it wasn't co-cola or Pepsi. It was one of those that like does a bunch of difference. Somebody say load. Somebody say load. Where we're going, we don't need loads. He'll need them. We get home Depot, Matthew. So anyway, I'm all over this place. I don't need this red bulldoin. You. So better. I'm watching the guy, God, you got one? I need one. Close it up. The guy who worked for this company, his palette is essentially a robot. I'm not kidding you. He's, you know, he's pushing that little joystick on there. He's driving it up under there. He's hitting a button that lifts it. And then he's hitting a button that's like trailing him, walking. You know what? And I'm like, what? The guy at Walmart, a busses balls every time I see him. I'm like, when I did this job, we had pair gloves in a rope. God, the gloves that turned, he still turned his hands

13:09black inside. They called it a 51 in my day. You ain't got the cards. I felt awful. I was not only selling pornotic, what, pornographic magazines. Who not in? I was walking around in a black hand. It wasn't black hand. Yeah. It's like a tribe. That's not good ever. I tell them first off, I'm like, you're a diversity hire. Obviously second off. What? Because I'm a black hand. That's like why are you using them? Citribate band to black foot. Okay. What was that while I was in band? I hear culture that's okay. So what did he say when you said that to him? But he said, oh, shut up old man. I mean, he didn't say it, but he was more respectful than I was to him. But you can tell that he wasn't having it. But you'd like to be thinking about that like before Palette Jax, like, what did they do? Like they just put that stuff on like logs and rolled it a little bit and then put a log out and rolled it a little bit and then put another log out and rolled like, you know. That's what the Egyptian does. I know. He did the Egyptian name. I think those palettes back then. It's speaking like you swallowed your tongue. I swallow yours. That was an awful.

14:10That was an awful prank. It was harassment. Stop tape. That was just straight up harassment. You're smaller. It's awful. It's a lord. You did. Do it again. Try to make that sound. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Oh, I can't get a weird name. I'm glad to get the other day. They named that dog, gravy. Wow. That's weird. Oh, that's his name, sorry. That's a boxer. Oh, no. Is that going around? I got to check up on that. Make sure it's not going around. Yes, it is. No, look. It is. That's the last thing I need. It's always going around. What is that? It's a certain stare. And also COVID, the new symptom is not like a respiratory thing. It's intestinal and diarrhea. That's what the other one was. Oh, I'm going to head since I was 15. I've had it since 15 minutes old. I haven't had a solid poop. Oh, my God. I'm telling you solid words. Of course, me. I can have the reaht. Tell me. Have you ever heard of anybody projectile vomiting? Yes. I do that the other way.

15:11I cannot find the story, but I saw it on the news. Family has a kid. And they said, nobody can see their kid until they family can't see their kid until they have COVID shots. It's not like that. In a country? It was our country. Wow. And I cannot remember where it was, but that was their rule. You know, I see in this baby until everybody gets COVID shots. And if it means you got to have a booster or what? And I'm like, I would never see that kid because I think personally looking back was the worst thing I ever did. And I felt like my job was threatened if I didn't take it to be honest with you. What? What it was? It was. I mean, just illegal as hell, but whatever. You know, I got it three times with sick as hell each time. I only got it one. The shot didn't heal. I got it one time. And it was primarily. I was, you know what's funny about that? I was, chair, swear to God, look. Chair. Oh, nice. Nice chair. So, don't project. I was, look, I was in that mindset.

16:13This, I love the company I work for. I do. I'm here right now, ain't it? Yeah. Thank you for that. Well, I mean, it's, it's pleasure to be here. I don't have complaints other than that one. No, but like, the only reason I finally got it is there was possibly going to be an out of country trip that I was going to go. Sorry, I'm not doing a, I'm doing my temples. I think it's hilarious. You don't have to apologize to me. He thought I was doing a thing. I'm just massaging my temples. No, no one in the room. He handed me a camera. David Bowler can do it, but you can't do it. I mean, double standard. Yeah. Elizabeth Taylor could do it. But anyway, Lord, walk me back. Walk me back. Why you took the shot? Sorry, I was going to. Yeah, I was going to. Yeah, that was the thing. Look at her. She's great. We're going to get this song today, too, Paige. They. I know. It's like having a two year old. I was wanting to, no, it's a 50 year old with a 15 minute memory span.

17:13That's pretty good though. And 15 minutes, right? I'm walking back. That's a lot of segment. Get off the table. Is a lot of segment. You were saying that, you know, it's good that we work for this company in a not cumulus or I heart because I had a buddy that works at cumulus. He got an X twice already. Yeah. Well, from the same place. Different stations. Oh, it's good. But was he like a, I hate the word, jock, but was he like, do you have a show or was he just like all of it? PD. Oh, wow. Oh, Jesus. Donna Mertleby, she was a tournament that was at a blood. I was all prepared, though, like if it was like, hey, we're, you know, we're going to fire you if you don't get it. I was all, I was like. I'm a fan of the NBA. No, I was like class action. Let's go. I really work. I was like, they, I was, I was meant to. But I finally did get it to go ahead of the country. Yeah. What is this? Good for you. I didn't go ahead of the country then, though. No. Let's keep it.

18:13And I got sick as, I got it. I had two shots and sick as genitals. Yeah. And I got it because I was, I was in a movie and we, we, we all the cast had to have. So sagged they made you get it. Oh, man. What an embarrassing time for the world. And second, we were just made that. Think about that. Think of 1933 or 38 where the government said you have to turn in all your gold now. Everybody's like, oh, for a minute, like, think about, like if that were to happen today, this was 1933 or 38. They said you have to turn in your gold and exchange it for these dollars. Yeah. It could happen. It's illegal to keep gold. I don't know why the guys have found all that golden belt from turn to view. Well, you don't turn gold. Have they come looking for medals, which they could, because we're running out of weapons or a trouble? Are we running out of weapons real? Yeah. God dang toilet paper and then freaking real meat. And now this, we got submarines that they want that the company had a career build force.

19:17Because they have to build that stuff. We need Lockheed to open a grocery store. Yeah. Doc, could you imagine? I could just, well, first off, they'd drawn the language. This is your manager. Wait a minute. You just shot with, like a laser. They got that high tech crap. That stuff you seen on Star Trek. They do. They got, look up what was the one swamp? What was the one? S. No swamp. Swamp as true. That's right, but true. We mentioned it one time on the air and some guy called in whether it was true or not said that it was real. Oh man. It was some kind of government operation, like one of those cool classified names and it was that of Lockheed Martin up here. Swamp. I believe it for sure. The stuff that comes in and out of Donaldson Center. Yeah, man. Was Operation Bootybump? No. No. What is that when you do Coke with your butt or or anything? Oh. You can butt chug, you can Coke. It's like the third time we've been to that. Well, you know, shout out to my buddy.

20:17He needs a Bootybump intervention. That's really easy. I mean, everything's going up there. More going in and going out. Have you thought about maybe next time he like, does he pass out from the drug? Sure, does he just start? I've heard that when you go that direction, it takes effect pretty quick. So maybe like put some like rubber cement up his crack next time. He can't do it no more. Then I'd start off things like I like huff and rubber cement. And he's like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm huffing dude. Shout out. What are you trying to do, man? I'm huffing while you're bumping. He's trying to. Can one bird with two stones, guy? I love the, I love vernacular. For those from North South Carolina, that means language. Words. Yeah, you already lined up in Margaret's right now, aren't you? Of course. It does. That's so fun. Man, like you ever heard a boss heard like a man, I enjoy when these people around here kiss my ass. But like, really? But when you, you know, people love that. I mean, like the managers, the ball, they love that power, you know, national boss day or whatever they do.

21:21Just the vernacular that I've made, I'm like when people kiss my ass. That would tickle. That would tickle. It would be awkward. I think it would tickle, which I think my first reflex would be fart right in your face. You have to. Maybe they won't do the pastor for that. They're this fart. I know. They would look like, remember when Donald Duck gets, or not Donald Duck, Duffy, he gets shot in a face and blow his beak backwards. Well, yeah, that's not real life kids. That would not really happen real life. You're talking about the power the grocery store managers have when they have the in caps, they control the in caps. They come up to you say, you want this in cap like I'm good, man. It's not even my route. Yeah, but yeah, but they would also get a bunch of free stuff from the distributors for giving them in caps. Oh, man. Oh boy, you just brought back total memory. Would you like an in cap? God. I can make that happen for you. I'm a manager. Okay. So if you remember this, do you know what they would do when they, and you'll see this in your local still, when they did not sell an in cap or do it added value to a cell, you know what they would do?

22:22They fill it with a cell, right? Like the current cell. Like it was, you know, paper towels. Okay, maybe that, but like, one of the ones that they tried to sell that wouldn't already be the produce. Oh, yeah. You'll still see it. Usually with bananas, they will put bananas at the in cap all the way away from the produce. Like you went past, oh, hell, I forgot bananas. I appreciate that too. Well, think about it. Where's that in cap at? Serial, wow. Oh, yeah. I used to, I knew the psychology of the grocery store. It's still very active. Dude, English will put the bananas on the in cap door. It makes all the ingredients for banana pudding right on the same ink. Oh, that's smart. The nil awayfers are nearby as well. Damn, I'm hungry now. It's all right there. All right. Let's break so we can do more than one new story today. All right. And we come back and we'll talk about what's going to be on today's show. All right. I'll get some. The sound-mode-vated page. Oh, so I got a good story. Wow. She dressed like she's about to sexually harass somebody. She's been a little.

23:22She's looking like Demi Moore in there. Yeah, I'm, you were doing after work. What are you doing? Who are you doing after work? I don't know. I kind of just, because Brown's like the hot color they share. Well, I know you're getting out of the brown. Wow. Yeah, but it's kind of like a pretty brown. If you love Brown, I got some underwear you love. I'm going to pass on that. They're brown underwear. I think like chocolate, though. So I'll take chocolate off that page. No, Paige, it's in lieu of Calvin Klein. We wear big brown underwear. I got to give it to you now that you said it one word on the way out. You want to give it to me? I got to. I like big brown underwear. I'm just going to give it to you. It's got his face right on the crack. Please. Legendary. Listener and friend. Damn, keyboard door. I'm stalling for you to get it. It's okay. Oh, here we go. Okay, what works then? Two girls, see everyone. Oh, that's a good one. I love it. I love it. He's working on it. He said, he just still said the punchline. When you mess up the set up, the punchline is just as funny. It's like answering on jeopardy. They're going to give you the answers. Yeah, that's what it is. Who is? Who am? Who is you? Figure this one out, Paige, to get to the other side.

24:24I'll figure out. I'll figure out. I'll figure out. I'll figure out. I'll figure out. I'll figure out. I'll figure out. I'll figure out. I'll figure out. I'll figure out. I'll figure out. I'll figure out. I'll figure out. I can't say that one. It's dirty. Okay. Well, tell me off there and let's come right back. It's the chicken or the egg joke, but it's not which was first. It's which did on who? And then someone calls you a bad word. Yeah. Yeah. You got any more jokes, big? Yeah. Call the FOF online if you want to. You know what? That is dude. That is so crazy because on my phone, I have one here. Since we're not doing like we're doing FOF every other week. Yeah. Like that maybe not the by week of that maybe once a month. Friday, joke off, but people calling and do it on so we can bleep them. Yes. When we used to do the joke off, everybody always got dumped out on because the punch line would be dirty, dirty words. Because the chili joke is about everybody knows the chili joke.

25:24You can do that one. I don't know the chili joke. You don't know the chili joke. Oh, tell it to us we got a bird. Yeah. Okay. Page. When I die, I want to be cremated. And I want them to put my ashes and my boyfriend's chili. Why didn't know you had to be that? This is a fire. It's not going to be nice. You do it. Why? So I can tell that answer one more time. This is the Rise Guys. I love the Rise Guys. They're funnier than anyone else on the Reddit. Yeah, the Rise Guys are great. They're crazy. You're listening to the Rise Guys morning show. Hello. All right. Can I speak with Todd please? Yeah. That's great. Hey Todd. I saw the ad on Craigslist. You got the 42 inch V series LCD flat panel. Yeah. Okay. Is that still available? Yeah. Yeah. It is. Okay. Perfect. Now, can I ask you a couple of questions about it? Yeah. Sure. Okay. Does it have like, is it 1080p? Yeah.

26:24Okay. 1080p. And so I can use, you know, I can use my HD tuner on that and everything's fun. Yeah. Yeah. There's everything. It's only year old. Okay. Now, the true cinema capability, do you know what that means? I saw that in your listing, but I'm looking it up online and I can't find anything about it. No. I just, I cut and paste that for an Amazon. Ah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. And so it retails for $1,09 and you're selling it for $500. Do you mind me asking why you're being so cheap on it? I mean, I'm just curious. Anything wrong with it at all? No. No, no. It's perfect. It's just that I need a bigger EV. I want to hear what it is. So somebody's at my door and they're knocking pretty feverishly. Can you hold on one second for me? Yeah. Okay. Hold on. I'll be right back. I don't know. I mean, lay the phone down. Hello. What's going on? What's going on? Gilly. You're tired. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. God dang it. Oh, I forgot. Hello. Hello. Hello.

27:24Hello. Yeah. Yeah. I was trying to dial out. I'm sorry. I'm on the line. Who's this? Oh, hi. Your friend just called me. He's calling me about the TV. A TV? Yes. Well, you had a TV for sale? Yes. Oh, really? Yes. He talked about getting one. Okay, that'd be good. And a TV for the place? I don't know anything about it because he didn't tell me anything. What kind of TV is it? So it's a 42-inch flat screen. Oh, wow. That's real nice of it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's good. It's good. I just need a bigger one. But it's like a year old. I've got a hundred bucks for a thousand bucks. So I'm selling it for 500. That's it, 500 bucks. Yeah, 500 bucks. Why are you working with me, man? Because I like to buy it. That's $1,000 TV you're selling for half. That is a steal. How old is it? It's only year old. It's only year old. Dude, I'm wide open, man. I was coming in to call my buddy to go to the gym. But I could put him all for a little bit if I need to. We can meet up. I just gotta go by the back first. Great, yeah, yeah, yeah. I come over.

28:25I'll be here and go to the sport today. I'm talking to him. OK. I was going to use the phone. There was some guy on it and he's selling a TV So we're about to meet up in a little bit. Yeah, and no, I'm What do you mean you're meeting up with like called the guy? Well, yeah, I went to use the phone because it was laying here and then he was on it So we struck up a deal what the fuck is the same thing you did with Jessica? Well, you weren't here what? We just so because I'm not here you just go you're gonna Jessica's because I'm not here and now because I go to the door you gonna Get out of this TV Okay, so when can I come look at this TV? Wait, what the fuck was that? I My roommate picked up the phone and he's probably just playing the joke

29:29So can I come by this afternoon? No, actually probably tomorrow cuz I gotta No, it's that thing is my phone's going in and out so It probably have to be tomorrow kind of got my hands full now I you know what I think I'm just gonna um I have some other offers. I think I'm gonna go But I don't think you're gonna be hearing from from my roommate So I'll just I'll I'll tell you what let me get everything cleaned up. I'll give you call back Um, what uh Yeah, no, I'll give you call back, okay? I'll give you I just gotta go get some bleach. I'll be back. I gotta go run the CVS, okay Yo, okay Tap type and text your message to TRG and 800774 0093 I'm a wonderful wife clean. This is the rise guys morning show News matters it matters where you get your news It's rise guys headlines Good morning, everyone Well, uh there was a study that was done at the University of Paso, Fundo in Brazil

30:35Paso, Fundo They had a group of medical students And they had to look at images of breasts nice Okay, and they the big question was I didn't say they were human Yeah, well, I say you know, well, alien boobies they have any online courses They wanted to know the preferred boob shape McCready's transfer Shamping glass So this study of boobs Was for you know, what was the important the opinion of men and plastic surgeons? What what is the belief out there for boobs? Because times are a change in and what they found that bigger isn't always better Yeah, it depends on what else you got going on Well, you've often talked about having too big of an ariola not you yourself But that could be problematic was a little distracting if then the the actual If there's a difference between the nipple and ariola the nipple is the you know the little

31:39You know the little thing is like the end of a pencil Yeah, or pizza topping the eraser part or pizza topping I've smog Togging sausage But then the the the the the ariola which is like the rings of Saturn around it. Yeah, uh can be Very dark in color or completely the same color almost as the skin like I'm still gonna look But this is uh is distracting if you know, you don't really have a nipple is kind of rubbed off on the end And like you do your real looks like the end of a football Wow, I could turn dawn by women who have inverted nipples because I think it's more of a challenge to make them hard We had a girl that came that called in because she was offended because her boyfriend said that she had a glee breast Because she wasn't in vertie god I know we should show this picture. She's an in vertie And she was really hurt by that and so Here we go So the breast pictures were broken down to different ratios between upper and lower portions. We have 40 60 50 50 and 60 40

32:46It's a lot of numbers Only 10% prefer the 60 40 ratio And that's where there's a more volumous upper half. It's not what I thought she'd say Close to 29% prefer the low hanging 40 60 like the meat flaps Oh, that's what the nipples touch the stomach 61% of the students prefer You ever seen a woman who tucked her breast into her pants by accident? No, that doesn't sound very very comfortable um But over 61% of the students prefer the 50 50 ratio which is nearly Many prefer the nipple placement being right in the middle Where the hell is it normally? Well, I mean she's saying it's like like you know, they're looking down. Yeah. Oh, yeah almost But what if you got one that looks like Robert Gibson's eyes No, Fans Rob or you know where they're pointing opposite directions like peri-sadness

33:47Why goes all this the researchers hope that these were Really more a result will inspire plastic surgeons to work on procedures That prioritize symmetry Well, the tear drop is the uh, that's the most popular right when women are going to get the implant or whatever That's what they ask for I thought there was some with the champagne glass look there might be Because you want them to go like almost okay updated procedures you almost This is what what I remember from that. I'm not saying my own personal purpose. I told you I'm an inverted guy Which I think is really am I luckily she's into growers. Yeah You roll in the show. You're sex is a lot of work And well, you know what what everything in life is and it nothing comes easy and if you're like me You just want to get there and Wambam. Thank you, ma'am leave. No, sir You're having less me in sex if you thought thank her as a man. She loves the You know what's worse than two girls scissors

34:49Please I did this punchline was worse being God, thank you. That's gotta be a hot key. Yeah, how would you know? I can't Okay, what works then uh two girls scissors and That's so good. Yeah, I hate to say this but the smartest people will get that joke Yeah, you're looking around like I don't get it. Oh, sorry Oh They're too great. That was great. Like it's it's one of those things. What's worse now look at any of them Yeah, cool. Yeah, I'm never gonna say to a chick. Oh, those suck like, you know, I don't like them I'm like, yeah now I did send my husband one picture with the girl that you sent me the picture I've got blessed our shant one really consider like like That was the girl trying to get us to somehow pay for her to get her breast fixed because one Look like one was a lot bigger one was you know regular size the other one but like it was like a

35:52Canna lope in a sock. She's got big knockers We're either later be ready. I've never seen that like what is going on What do you think is a stern when we got like $50,000 plastic surgery Yes, we're giving away your 12 boobs a christmas shine out mum. Right We did that we've been trouble now. We give way access I'm an ex yes, all the griff. I think mine or somewhat proportionate at least I hope I mean maybe everybody has one bigger than the other I got an app working find that out. I want to take a topple you Do you have one that's like bigger than the other? No, I don't think so but did they look like They both look huge did they you know when when you're looking in the mirror does it look like Two sets of eyes looking at you. Yeah, they're not they're not going They're not pointing down there You don't have one just like slow side

36:52That's good. I saw it if you did would you like put like something in the other broad A lifted a little more you think oh you think about it. Like a bra like you know We know a lady that had one leg shorter than the other one and she would have to put this heel into her shoe I would say I wear a bra 80% of the time nice only 10% when I sleep I take my bra or sometimes That's only 90% what about this other 10% top that's got a bra Give her have one kind of drop off the side of the bed Roll over and knock me up now like this drop a bowling ball on the floor Give her a wake up and listen dream to you have two ball-headed men and headlobs When they pick her back and forth as a trio I love to hear him argue