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I've introduced that extremely weirdly, but what we're doing today is that we have once again gone to the well that is our community page. We have asked you to send us your wildest fantasy booking ideas in wrestling so that we can roast them. What I've done is picked five of the best ones. You'll pay five. My paid five, like the boy band, they are my real paid five. And I'm going to present them to Adam. I have no idea what these are, by the way. Yeah, and then we're going to take the piss out of them if they're weird. Because we've all, we've all fantasy books in our town, we've also, even if it's just as simple as I think this person should go and fight for the world title of WrestleMania. And then you look back and go, yeah, probably wasn't a great shout out that to be honest. But what we're looking for in this video, I am not looking for Kurt Angle versus Brian Danielson. Oh, no, everybody. I'm looking for the weirdest, the wildest, the biggest, the largest, whatever you have up your sleeve that just is completely naughty, basically. So without further ado, I'm Andy H. Murray. I'm Adam Wilvon. What does the H stand for?
I forgot to think of one. Hello, balloon. Yes. There you go. Why not? That's a muse album. All right, number one. We're keeping it. Actually, this one's probably a bit more realistic than the other ones. This is from probably a row who says, good for a tire is AJ Lee. We're coming in hot, I mean, he wanted to be coming in hot, I suppose, I'm not meant to be roasting them, but I suppose if the only way for him to get more heat right now, I was going to say to retire AJ Lee, just, just go through all the AJs in wrestling. Well, that's, oh, my goodness, there's a few of them. You've got AJ Styles. You've got AJ Lee. AJ Francis. AJ Francis. Big boom AJ. Big boom. Oh, okay. Hold on. Hold on. AJ Lee and AJ Styles are one thing entirely. AJ Francis and Big Boom AJ will crush Gunford. Yeah. No shot. Gunford.
Yeah. The power of Big Boom AJ and AJ Francis teaming up. I think, I will say, I think AJ Lee, even against someone like a Becky Lynch, but certainly if you put her up against her, let's just say a Rhea Ripley or a Naya Jacks or someone like that, you might be like, that's slightly unbelievable. You know, when Rey Mysterio used to fight, you know, Kane, you'd be like, is this suspension of disbelief? Yeah. I don't know about this. Completely game power bond by Gunford. How about, I've got a better idea. And there's what W2B's like, no intelligence stuff whatsoever, not even just like, I don't know, AJ Lee slapping Seth Rollins in that tag match. Yeah. No, no, no. Let's do this. Why not? Yeah. I've got a better idea. AJ Lee retire as Gunford. There you go. That's better. Tap some out. Yeah. She gets the on his back. Yeah. You tapped out. She could knock him out with it. The slaps. You were having slaps. I would like Gunford to retire AJ Lee and then steal her taunt.
You know, like he came out and did the, I guess. Skipping down. Skipping down the visual. In a pair of denim shorts. Line it up. Line it up. I think it would be great in a pair of denim shorts, Gunford. Good lay. Where is it? Well. Does he have good likes? I don't know. Yeah. Who's the funniest thing that you guys can think of that Gunford could retire? I mean, AJ Lee's. Pray wild. Pray wild. I don't know if that one's going to happen. Rey Mysterio's on that list, Randy Orton maybe. Yeah. Who's funny, cool, that he could like, properly wipe out like Tony D'Angelo or someone. Lexus King. Yeah. Like. Yeah. Downhosen. Why am I thinking Brody Lee, Jr.? I think because he's in my, in my mind, because I saw he's got that Joe Janela match. I cannot wait for that. I know we can't go to Spring Break. It clashes with one of our shows, but I cannot wait to watch that. Yeah. Well, do you know there's a freaking genius. There is a bit of me that wants Gunford versus like a really old wrestler.
Like one of the rock and roll express or something. Ricky Morton. Yeah. Rick Flair. Yeah. Like really old geezer. Part of me that I hate. But I also kind of want to see it. Yeah. I remember the time, Bronson Reed Frett and Disunami Rick Flair. Which is funny. I was at Hulk Hogan. It was one of them. Brock Threatened to like parties over, parties over Grand Paul. Yeah. Yeah. That was pretty menacing. That was pretty menacing. But yeah. There you go. That's our first one on the list. Okay. Next one comes from Kyle Tobin. One, two, four, six. Who has, who has gone for the silly route. Okay. Like the silly. Dan Housen versus our truth. Versus Mr. Aguana with Santi Nomarella as the special guest referee. What the hell is Joe Hendry? Where is Joe Hendry? Well, Joe Hendry is a serious performer. Good point. He is. I mean, he is. He's a time of recording and he's a champion. He's above this. Nonsense. What is this? Is this battle of the merch or what? Wow. I don't really know. But Jeanette and you can get away with cursing a cuddly toy.
Because if you can curse the cuddly toy, that's Aguana's advantage out of the window. Cursed little Jimmy as well while you're at it. Little Jimmy. Oh, maybe you curse a little Jimmy and he becomes visible. Thank you. That invisibility cloak finally comes off. Then is that an advantage or a disadvantage for our truth? Because he's prospered so well with invisible Jimmy. Yeah. If he's Jimmy visible. Benjamin's on his side, I suppose. Yeah. What's going on here? I don't know, man. You've got to take that Aguana out of the game, Matt. That little cuddly, it's got to go. I was astonished when Dan Housen debuted for WWE and I saw people tweeting like, who do you want to see Dan Housen face at WrestleMania? And I was like, that's not how this worked. No, I want him to come out at WrestleMania, curse someone, see something funny and then disappear inside a box or something. I want him to like, because I get it. It just works. The Dominic Mysterio thing worked this week. The curse has taken hold and will have you. But like, that's Dom and Dom can manage people, but it's Dominic Mysterio in the end. It's not a scary guy. I want Dan Housen to try and curse Stone Cold Steve Austin on 316 Day, for example,
or Brock Lesnar. Absolutely. Brock Lesnar's offering out a challenge, I suppose, there. There you go. Aguana is Aguana, sorry, versus R-Truth versus Dan Housen. San Tino is the winner. San Tino, who's... He could do a Cobra with the Aguana. With the Aguana. What's that? Oh, Leska? Yeah. It's called? Yeah. Yeah, would a Cobra and an Aguana get on? You'll... What do you think on that? He doesn't think so on it. You don't think so. He's from that community. The lizard. The lizard community. I think Dan Housen can curse, but that doesn't necessarily mean he has the advantage. Yeah, I agree. I think it's a really tough one to break down. I mean, you really pickled our brains here, Kyle. Let's know who wins that game. I think I'll R-Truth. He's not a pedigree. He's not the move, although. It does, but I feel like... San Tino will be a bit more biased to the other two, especially the lizard man. Yes. He's got a snake. You know. I don't know.
Tough one. I'm going R-Truth. I think he wins it on Merit. You know, he's been all that... Like when people say he should win the WWE title just because he's been in the company 20 years or whatever. Yeah. He'll be saying that, but Dan Housen in 10 years now actually agree with him. But... They're insane. They are. Hi, this is Pablo Torei from Pablo Torei finds out. And today, I want to talk to you about Boost Mobile. Because we spend a lot of time analyzing inefficiencies in sports, overvalued contracts, money tied up in the wrong places, and so on. But those inefficiencies aren't just on a roster. Sometimes, they're in your own monthly expenses. Boost Mobile says switching to their $25 unlimited forever plan can unlock up to $600 in savings a year. That's $25 a month for unlimited data, talk, and text when you bring your own phone. If that money is trapped in a pricey phone bill, it might be worth a second look. Visit BoostMobile.com to learn more. After 30 gigabytes, customers may experience lower speeds. Customers pay $25 per month as long as they remain active on the Boost Mobile and Limited Plan. Savings claim based on January 2026, Boost Mobile Survey of 1,000 Americans with single line on limited plans,
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Yeah. In a Cage match. What are you going into this? Yeah. Leon Cage in there as well. Rage in the Cage. Rage in the Cage. There's a famous run that came after that. I probably shouldn't say on the internet that the Rock said. Well, I don't know what that is. I'll tell you afterwards. Let's see if that one. So what am I picking a winner here? I just dis. Just. It's just a match. All right. I. I'm. The youth and page team. Gus is partner tense to have a history of going to his business for himself. Yeah. So. And my other opera. Brian Cage and Christian Cage. That's the best team. And. And page. As in page here. Page here. And Diamond Dallas Page. Okay. And when DDP wrestled on Dynamite like five years ago. That was so much fun. I love that man. Yeah. He disappeared. Every now and again on my Reels. Just like an incredible story of his beyond, you know, the Jake the snake stuff and the. All stuff. Just like of him. And there's a guy. And you're like, well, this. This story isn't going to end well. And then he's like the most infamous one is of course is that guy. He was like on crutches and stuff.
And then he's sprinting and doing like headstand. It's insane. He deserves all the love in the world, DDP. Does a really good job of helping people pull themselves up. Yeah. Doesn't he? Yeah. But unfortunately, he's going to his ass handage. By Brian Cage. Brian Cage versus. For us, DDP is pretty funny. Yeah. Well, Brian Cage's the great job with sting like early in the evening as well. Yeah. I love Brian Cage. I wish Brian Cage was Batman. When's Christian Cage coming back? He's in this match. Yeah. He's in this match. I'm not sure. I think he's going to have a cope with him. Mm-hmm. Any more cages we're forgetting? I got Leon Cage earlier. From Johnny Cage. Johnny Cage. Johnny Cage. Johnny Cage. There'd be some more cages out there, right? Cage from the elephant. That's a band, isn't it? Yeah, Cage from the elephant. Cage the elephant. Cage against the machine. I killed it. The retention's gone. I generally can't think of any more cages.
Yeah, me too. Let us know your favourite cages in the bottom. No BDS. All pages. Yeah. Pages too. Page Van Zahn. Page Van Zahn. Kenzie Page. That's a wrestler. Mm-hmm. If my memory serves me well. Do you ever have the thing sometimes where you're talking about certain wrestlers? Because I can tell you right now. I'm not going to say the person's name. But there was a podcast a while back. We were talking about certain wrestlers. I think that wrestlers they've got weird sort of certain of them. Like, especially when you just first introduced them. You're like, oh, yeah, that's such and such. And their name sort of gets stuck up there. Yeah. Have you ever had anyone say a porn star's name instead of a? No. I have. All right. On a podcast. And they've said it immediately after, make sure you delete that. You were trying to remember a certain wrestler's name and a name. And you know, they're all like, like, you see the interview with Cody Rhodes. And they're like, Cody obviously, you know, what a legendary family you've got your brother Dustin. You've got your father Dusty. And you've got your sister Lana. Wait a second. One of those things is not like the others.
Oh, wow. Yeah. They're showing out Wally Balls on me. That's a meetup character from Entourage. Yeah. That shows age like milk to be food. Oh, boy. Yeah. They left that one out. They left that one out in the sun a little bit too long, didn't they? Oh, boy. Right. Let's move on quickly. Let's talk about our next one here. It's from that school boy. This one's a bit more elaborate. The rock returns on the rock after Mania. Excellent. No notes. Great start. Takes over Hunter's job. We're cooking now. I thought the cookie is fantasy booking. Not reality. Things back, Ava. Here we go. On raw, keep in mind. Ooh. You continue? Ava then goes on to win Queen of the Ring. And chooses Rhea Ripley. She's had, what? Five. Two matches. Yeah. Something like that. One of them was the stand-in-the-liver kickoff, I remember. It was part of the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That was a weird time of life, wasn't it? Good grief. But yeah, she wins the Kate Queen of the Ring.
She chooses Rhea Ripley. Rhea Ripley is just beating Jade at WrestleMania, by the way. So she's the biggest star in the company. She's the biggest star in the world. Ava is coming for the crown. Ava then beats Rhea at Summerslam and becomes a woman champion. I mean, this is... I realise this is really what we're doing ridiculous things. This is something that stands for certain wrestlers would just write and be like, don't see what the problem is. Yeah, exactly. Like, I really like this wrestler. It's right there for them. They should go from zero. No one recognizes them beyond me. And about a select... I have a bunch of those. I have a bunch of those. If you're a favourite wrestler, if we're having a chat and your favourite wrestlers aren't like... Don't include like five or six really niche mid-card people that you love. I don't trust you. You can't just be like, oh, my favourite wrestlers are Steve Austin in the rock. And Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair. I want to know about your weird mid-card freaks that you love. I love that. Yeah, you're so wealthy. Because we all have them. Like, my favourite wrestler ever is the rock. That will never change. And I love... Fear. You know, MJF and CM Punk and Cody Rhodes and people like that.
But like, there are certain names that if you say to me, I value them more than like an undertaker. For example, although the undertaker is a booker. Number one. Number one. Yeah, I think all those names are great by the way. But, you know... Who's your... Okay, who's your Mount Rushmore of Weird? I know this is not what it was. Crazy mid-card rules. Yeah. Crazy mid-card rules. Because we were to me and the boys. The dadlies were talking about our love for SA Rios growing up on Channel 4, WWF back in the day. Because that's what we got. It was Sunday night. We don't have Skylar there. I love SA Rios. SA Rios is the boy... SA Rios and Lita on Sunday night heat. Hey, Scott, do you know what? He feels a cheek because I feel like he... You know, he's a legendary tag team, isn't he? But like, I watched the... Or sort of clip of the... The Chris Van Leet, I think, interview with Paul London recently. Uh-huh. He was a guy who I tried to play as on one of the old WWE games. And obviously they'd been like, well, no one's going to pick Paul London. Yeah, exactly. Because we're a tag team that we've got. I tried to play as him, so they'd set him that you couldn't even do an Irish whip. He was that much of a wimp. Let's go. Um...
My Rushmore of Mid-Carders. Yeah, go on. Tugboat. There he is. Oh, I love Tugboat. He's a... He thinks he's a boat. Yeah. In his first promo. I don't know if it's his first one, but there's a really early Tugboat promo. Or he starts off like doing a seashan year or whatever. And then he goes, ha-ha-ha! You know? When I was a young boy, I wanted to be two things. A wrestler and a boat. What? And he did it. He called me boat. You literally cannot be boat. But he did it. But he's done it. He did it. And the butcher, obviously. Yeah. I love me the butcher. I wish he was on TV. Um... This is where I get... Okay. WWE Jim Duggan. Right. As in... Oh! With the 2x4. I love... Look, Mid-South Jim Duggan. There's a different beast. He's great. He's incredible. But I love WWE Jim Duggan. Jim Duggan is someone who I... You know, before my time. But I was aware of him. Yeah. I've only grown to love him more. Through finding out more about him. Yeah. Through, like, his love of... Swindon car park. Yeah.
So whatever it is. Taking a bus trip around Aberdeen all day. Yeah. I love Jim Duggan. I love Jim Duggan. The big boss man is number four. Yeah. Like, peak boss man. I want to see your swap year. I don't want to see Big Show's dad's funeral. I want him in the blue shirt. And I want hard times. Yeah. He's the entrance music brother. What a theme that is. Oh, my goodness. So... That piece of fantasy walking might be the worst piece of fantasy walking I've ever heard. Yeah. I mean... Nothing against Ava. I think a lot of respect for her of what she did. And why she left the company. Yeah. A lot of time for her. And I was kind of one of the ones who was like, she's alright Ava. Like, we've got a sort of weird love for her on the NXT podcast that we do. She seems like a really nice person. Yeah. Exactly. And like, to a certain extent, I know she was NXT GM. But she could have leveraged what she is or who she knows into doing a lot more than that. And she kind of went, you know what? This is currently in it for you. I can't be honest. I don't really fancy anymore. Yeah.
Because I think there is an expectation. And how many times have we said this with second and third generations of people of like, well, you can be as good as your parent. And it's like, you're just, unfortunately, the charisma that certain people have doesn't necessarily, or in-ring ability or whatever, doesn't necessarily translate to that. So, also, she isn't known as like, beyond certain circles. So, like, think how thick certain wrestling fans are. If you just went, ladies and gentlemen, it's Ava. Yeah. And they went, oh, who? And then she won Queen of the Rig and Deep Throne, the number one star in WWE Rear Ripley after she defeats J. Cargo. And I think that might be the end of the company. Yeah. I think it might be like, well, let's shut up. Wrap this up, boy, up. And all these talents we got, you know, Stephanie Vaccare. We got Jordan Grace coming through. We got, we did say we were going to roast them. I agree. I just, I've used half of these just a bit, points out a bit of chat. Yeah. This is why all these ideas are terrible. I think that's exactly what this person, that schoolboy, was going for. So, congratulations.
This is legitimately one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. So, it's great. What is the male version of that then? Oh, my gosh. And it comes in, wings, killing in the ring, and deep thrones. Ah, James Ellsworth. James Ellsworth, deference Cody Rhodes and Roman Reigns in the same night. Jumping Jeff Pharmacol. Yeah. The big man. Yep. Oh, God. There's not many, because I'm not a burial guy, really. No. But, like, someone like James Ellsworth, or James Farmer, uh, Jumping Jeff Pharmac. Jumping Jeff Pharmac is, yeah, that's really good. Look at them and you go, it's Jeff Pharmac's particular. You go like, it feels like you're being forced to do this. Yeah. What are you doing? Are you being held in gunpoint? Well, you know, people are like, oh, man, you only talk about wrestling on the internet because you're a failed wrestler. I've never wanted to be a wrestler. I will, I do not want to take a single bump. I get everything I need from the wrestling business. When we do our entrances at a live show, that's all I want. I don't want any bumps. Thank you very much. Oh, why?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm too soft for that. I'm far too soft for that, man. You're talking about the other day, about the one thing we've ever done, which is, oh, we were at the pub, weren't we? When I was at a pool queue smashed over my back. Yes. And we shaved it down so much a light wind would have broken it. And I still moaned about that for two weeks. Ah, after the news today, I need my back still bogged from... Well. And it was real food. Fresh veggies. Protein. Actual flavor. Take her from the younger generation. Or innovators. He made a cup of blue apron meals around. Not the worst idea. Give $50 off your first two orders, plus free shipping with code stir 50. Terms in condition supply. Visit blueabron.com slash terms for more. What's up? It's Sean Linda from Two Black Guys,
a good credit. If managed supply runs is still on your to-do list, here's your science upgrade. Walmart Business has a tech, tools and services that make it ridiculously easy to stock up for your office or team. Think scheduled deliveries, multi-user accounts and even IT setup. Bonus. With a Walmart Business Plus membership, you get free shipping, spend analytics and 2% rewards. Join the smart way to shop at business. dot Walmart dot com. Terms apply. That's very appropriate because the fifth piece of fantasy booking on the list is from set brand 9447. Will Born vs. Osprey Nando's on the pole. There you go. Keep that with Wimps AS. Actually, depends what is it a spicy Nando's? Is it beyond lemon and herb? In which case I don't want to win the match. My thinking with this one is that mercifully, the match might be very quick because it depends what is Will Osprey's greatest desire in this scenario. Is it to kick your ass or is it and put you through a table
as he has promised? Or is it to eat a Nando's? Because if it's to eat a Nando's, he is scurrying up that pole quicker than you can place your boots. Yeah, it's going to say. In terms of accessibility getting up there, I just might have the edge on me. You could probably just do a flip and be up there, you know? So I think it could be a short night for you. I'm going to suggest, however, that he'll beat your ass first. Yeah, I think it's going to be one of those ones. You know when he had it recently, when Gunther had someone beat you. No, not yet. No, yet, boy. I'll be like, please Will, just take the peronace also to go. Oh, kick his ass. You're going to beat his ass. Oh, whip that boy's ass. We better not go to London for all of it. No, he will just, yeah, he's going to kick you. He talks, he's got, he's all mouth and no trousers. That's what everyone says about Will Osley, right? Who's backing you up in this exchange? Maxwell, Jacob Freeman. He hasn't confirmed that he will do that for me. But he hasn't even ensign you it. You know, he hasn't spoken to me in fact since the Will Osprey stuff came out. Max.
What's my audio? Who? Who? Jack and Max Ghost didn't have any other beat. He's got a better taste than that, isn't he? He's a refined pallet of a man. Are we on the other feuds? I mean, are the only ones. He starts wrestling feuds with people. I don't know, I don't know, man. I mean, there's probably people out there who think we're a couple of twats, which we are. But I mean, that's kind of a gimmick, isn't it? Yeah. A twats on the internet. Because I've got currently Chris Seibold who wants to kill me when I step on American soil. I'm blocked by Grado. I'm not sure why I did that. I'm not sure why I did there. That's a shame. It's probably those offensive Scottish accents here. Must be, yeah, you have Aberdeen. Get the hell out of here. Sheep shaggy. See, I just got a few in my heart, eh? Oh, none official ones. See, I just got a few. It's got a few. It's got a few. I can't even look out there. Explicitly haste hand float. But I'd love to know if you're a wrestler. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not tacking on to this match, by the way. I'm a total neutral in this exchange. I like Will Osprey. I think you could... I'm not getting involved in this, I'm sorry.
I don't know. I think you could trick... It's very clever because you're setting him up there and he's going to think, oh, Andy's just out there to help. Yeah. I'm starting a new faction. So, we're going to take over. It's the rolling balls. Okay. It's me. Simon Miller. Gareth Morgan. Excellent. Ross Kemp. A wild left field choice. Phil Mitchell's not invited. He's too much of a wild card. The butcher of the blade. Good. Tomassel Champa. Will you are? Getting in there. He's a shaved. Okay. He's not a real bald. That's where we're at at the moment. Steve Austin maybe later. He's very busy in his role as a bald elder. He doesn't often have time to congregate with bald kings. Okay. He's the thing. He's up there, hits him. Ricochet? Ah, he's an asshole. He's not him. He's jerk. Are you trying to explain? He's mean to people on TV. I'm sure he's lovely in real life. I mean, he can join. But he's busy with, they're with GOA and the demand and all that stuff. That's hard routine that he can join.
Yeah. He can join. Bobby Lashley can join. Bobby Lashley's had a magnificent bald head for ages. So he's a esteemed member of the bald, but the brawling bald. To circle back to this booking, by the way, it is terrible. Because you think like, ha, ha, ha, be really funny. And it just be, remember that one where Bret Hart beat Vince McMahon's asset. So many of everyone was, this is the awkwardness in it. I really like it. It would just be like, I thought it was going to be cathartic, but it's just, it's just awkward. Have you ever seen Will Ospreay's match with Vader before? Poor Will. G was. G was. That was something else. But yeah, this would be terrible. I mean, somebody else sent in, um, somebody else sent in Andy Murray versus Oba Femi in Hell in the cell. And someone replied saying, well, Andy Murray is a tennis player, so he would stand a bunch of his chats. I still remember, this is a completely off topic here, but who cares? I still remember, we'd, Andy, and he'd worked in the office. I know I started later than him, but he'd still, we'd worked together for what?
Two, three years at this point. Yeah, it was a long time. Like a long time to be working with Andy Murray in 2018, let's say. But when this guy was still winning Wimbledon. Yeah. And someone, I think around a pool table. And you, you started the time. I thought, I've got a bit of a zinger that hit the boys, but they'll never figure this one out. Drop to tennis reference. Like, people would be like, yeah. Andy Murray. Andy Murray. Do you know his name as Andy Murray? I think he'd been there like six, this, this. You kick Oba Femi's ass, because again, I've got Max once, Jake Freeman to call on him. And you've got our friend Omos to call on. Yes. Oba Femi. You're not so big now, are you pal? Omos is taller than Oba Femi, which means that he would win. I've been hugged by that, man. And there is no escaping it. Yes. Lovely man. Oh. Lovely man. You're around again over WrestleMania weekend. Come to one of our four live shows. Omos is welcome on the channel any time you want. Absolutely. Any time he wants. You do 365 days a year interviews with Omos. That's how I would be happy with that. That knows how to pull.
Oh, yeah. You can just pick it up. Oh. And you go handed to you. Perfect. And we'll all spray. Need some unlucky mate. Yeah. He's going to need to get some. Sorry. Billy. For someone else who's seven food. Yeah. Why not? Let's go. Oh, man. I don't have a beauty, but I did. If you'd like us to do another one, let us know in the comments section below. Also in the comments section below. Let us know your wildest fantasy booking ideas. Turns out fantasy booking. Not as easy as it looks. It's not as easy as it looks. Booking is hard. Cooking. Cooking is easy. Yeah. Cooking is easy. You can't make an omelette. Get the hell out of the kitchen. The famous catchphrase. Mm-hmm. Of tiny chef. You seem tiny chef. No, I do remember someone once saying, cooking on all cylinders now. I almost punched them. We're firing. We got here. Follow the shite. All right. Bye. Bye.
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