WE HAVE AN IDEA FOR GHOST TOWN, MAKE IT A WHORE HOUSE LOL: HOUR ONE

0:00What you're listening to presumably doesn't suck, so neither should your sound system. Sonos lets you listen seamlessly from room to room. Same great sound, expertly tuned, astonishingly clear. It's not magic, but it's not not magic. The Rise Guys, Suckin' Tickle-A-Guys. Hello, Motherf***er! Yes, sir. Rise Guys, morning, Shogun. Morning to you. I must've told you what time it was. I was going old school on your ass. Time and weather. Haven't done that since, well since today's a podcast, because we started saying the time on those and then people would be like, man, you about freaked me out. I was podcasting you this afternoon. You said it was 7 a.m. I was like, what the hell? Yeah, I'm gonna shoot you go and cut that out, fatty. But it is Friday, September 4, 2026. September 4, I'll be with you. Big old weekends. Yeah, yeah.

1:02It gets back to that thing where I want to go into, you know what? See if anybody else feels this same thing that I feel as being an adult person. Human being. I'm human. But aliens walk among those guys. If you see somebody that still has an Adam's apple, that's a clue. That's human beings don't have them no more. I don't think I have. You look around. You go sit down somewhere. I was noticing this. Somebody had mentioned it, what an original thing. When I was talking about how dog dude doesn't turn white anymore. You say that to a child. Not to a child, but like, you know, it'd be weird. Hey kid, did you do this? But you know, as I said to my daughter before, I said, you know, a dog crack used to turn white. She looked at me like I was crazy. I didn't need to lock me up. Why did it turn white, dad? It looked as if it was because of what they were putting in it in the oxygen or whatever. Why did do to white?

2:02Why did the do to white? Does it do it with donkeys and horses? It was real green, right? No. What's I've seen in pretty easily? Well, please eat like green hay, right? I mean, yes. You asked me to explain. It kind of looks like ours. It depends on what you eat. Did you go as much as a horse I have before? Of course, of course, of course. I can go as much as a horse. Like a race horse you do. I go as much as a horse, of course. I go as a horse. Wow, doctor. Should wrote a book on horse this. Really? It's really tough. He's got a written a great book about sex. Yeah. Like the birds and the bees. Everything poos. He was from California. Yeah. I still don't know what the birds and the bees. What that comes from? Yeah, because they can't hook up with each other. No, you're right. That'd be weird. I think it's the thing like women are from Venus, men are from Mars.

3:03Oh, okay. I have a thing where it's like... That's stupid too though. Yeah, it's like apples and oranges. What? They would always say it. It's like comparing apples and oranges. What dumb ass? That's the baddest dumb is when women say, well, I can't date an earries because I'm as agitarious or a stupid crap like that. Those people come from their mothers for witches. More on that one. Horsecoops. If girls are really, really into that, battered numerology. Wigging. Their mom or their grandma was a witch. Ish. A witchy. Something. A pagan. Something. Yeah, something in the occult. A pagan. Beware. Ask them if they got a basement and then ask to see it. Okay, yes. Oh my God. He's got anagram on the floor for whatever it is. I've got a house with a really nice basement. A really nice basement. Manroll. That is a cat. That is a catroll. Alright. I know. I know. Imagine you're a member of one of them awful groups of people that we talk about sometimes.

4:05The occult. The cobble. You know. And it's like, you go, you find your dream house. But it's built like on sandstone. So you can't have a bunker or a tunnel or any kind of hidden rooms underneath the ground. Oh, yeah. I know. How sad. I can't do my practice. It's our forever home. But damn, we wanted to put some chains and some witchs. I'm going home. I'm going home. I'm going home. I'm going home. I'm going home. I'm going home. Yeah, we wanted to have a hospital room for childbirth appropriately. It's almost slam. Insipole. Yeah. Got it. Bone, man. I think everybody, like, is that assumed that Robert Smith did. No, he was a member of V-coach. So I think you would be more so than you. Join our cult. Do the occult come from Ireland? Do we know? There's no cults anymore. Rodged niches, I guess, with the last ones. Well, it brings to minions. I mean, you know, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, that's a very interesting question.

5:06Yeah, but it's a likely head of people will be an active together is rare, you know. Because I used to, I used to rag on people if you're getting brainwashed, but I get it now. You just wanted to stop. That's what it is. What you want, what to stop? I just wanted to keep still need the same thing constantly over and over. Oh. You're like, okay, just stop. Now, it may appear like you're getting brainwashed. Yeah. You just gave up. That's all it is. Yeah, you just gave in. Like, you wanted to stop. That's sad. That's sad. It is. That's the limbing or the sheep kind of. That's why people give up all their property, the cults when they join. Oh, yeah, the money and all that stuff. I mean, you know, like, they got to do each other. I have to. Yeah. They could come with any kind of, well, that would be bad to say. It's a stereotype. But like, I don't know. I'm a little, she's saying. But, you know, like, when you hear it's like certain, like, when I, I don't know. It's the word is the name Maharaja. Does that, like, does that give you pleasant feelings? Or does it, it's like, woo.

6:07Just being like a yoga cult or something. Sobbing. Yeah. And you know what, blame for that, the people named Maharishi, that were bad people. You know, they ruined it for the nice Maharishi's. It just seems like you're going to be driving a fleet of roles, voices. And it'd be in a cult, you know? And wealthy. So that's not a knock, folks, named Maharishi. I just said you go have a nice car and rich. Like, you know, Keith Reneeri, the guy that ran the sex cult, that went to prison for it. Yeah. Like, he's not some kind of like, you know, visionary or, you know, like, luminary. Even that. It's like, you know, you just surrounded by a bunch of dummies who don't own your bed. It's like the branched avidians were so strange. And how could you be so? But, oddly, they all kind of go back to sex. I mean, even like, Satan, you know, it's a satanic panic and all that stuff. Like, charismatic people. Like, if you ramble a lot, you sound smart. And people buy into it. Yeah, I appreciate that. I said, he's cold leaders or?

7:07Anton Levei. God, who was that? Which one was he? He was face Satanist. Anton Levei was like an NBA player. He was basically like the guy that brought Satan, satanic. I don't even want to say satanic, just like the occult to Hollywood, really. Yeah. I remember driving past that house going. It's ugly. He was best friends with like one of the higher ups in NASA. What was his name? I can't remember. They all these weird like big, big name people that were all like in this sex cult with... Oh, he was a white guy. Oh, yeah. He looks like the sinister minister. He does. That's like, you'll Brenner with like a little Salvador Dali Iberal on him or something. Wow. Is the wild looking character. Melting? They're my brothers. They satanist. Yeah. And so, you know, like who joined, I don't know if it was in a Matt Man conspiracy mystery or not, but who joined the church of Satan under Anton Levei was Sammy Davis Jr.

8:09What? Yeah. Weird, man. Like, they promised him to get his out of there. But he was a candy man. Like, candy man, candy. Yeah. Like, what did Anton said? Look, if you give your heart to the devil. Yeah. You're gonna burn in hell. Okay. So, what's the trick? The thing that's happening out with these cool, white guys that run Vegas. And we'll fix your eye. We'll put you on Charlie Angels for a couple episodes. And be a millionaire. And you know, I've heard Charlie Angels. The candy man can Satan. God, the stuff may come out about all those guys. Alan Parton. Was Alan Parsons? Is that who it was? It was in. He was in that church with Anton Levei. And he was also. to do the gold theme song. No, the engineer or whatever I'm thinking, what's his name? No, that's not it. He appears. See like early in California, we had the Manson family and the church was saying, it's

9:09like, you know, when I wander down the street, you'll disappear because you got the zodiac killer, you got all this going on. You got a flower children, which, you know, it was Coltie. Golden Gate killer, was that it? Were you there for that? Was that what it was? I don't remember. Oh, gate. I remember the zodiac. It was like an old, old, old lesbian. They never, and then I watched the documentary on it. My mom always wore that my stepfather was the zodiac killer and I was like, well, why do you think that? Because y'all are into weirdos. I'm here, right? I'm here for it. I'm here for it. Let's see. Yeah. The golden gate killer. It was a twin state killer. I got it wrong. Oh, wow. The Coltie guy. He's 80. He did murders, 13 murders and numerous rapes. Were they hookers? Between 74 and 86 in California. I think it was the combination of the two. Sirius question. If, I mean, this kind of sarcastically, but also like serious, if you hired a hooker,

10:16yeah, you got to do what you want. Did the date and then you robbed her? Or you convicted her rape? That's a great question, honestly. Thank you. It's like a good legal legal rob. I know. Rob you up. What up? I said, you up. You up. You up. She was willing. I mean, you maybe. But you didn't pay her. Maybe they would just get you for if it was legal, like you're in Vegas or wherever. Well, they would just be robbery up there. They're going to get you for prostitution either way. Yeah. But if it's legal there, though. Do you think Rob gets it? Does he get random questions throughout the day? Does people calling him? Because that's the tough one. I mean, like, I'm that way. If I'm going to like, if I know I'm going to be around so and so in a few days for that, I'm going to have like a couple questions make then like with my doctor, you know, things. I'll say, hey, say what do you think? Another round of the COVID, man. What are you? Now, I've only played a hooker in movie, so I've never been arrested for hookin. I was just murdered. It's not easy. It's a dominate.

11:16You're a dominatrix too. But I never was arrested. That's your training though that you have those questions for whoever. Paged, did you ever drive by the black house in San Francisco? I did. Yeah. Did everyone like go up and like knock on the door? No, I was afraid of it. You didn't go like trick-or-treat there? I've had trick-or-treat in this black house sort of increasing. No, because that was like where he like where he like held his meetings in. Because it was at night, so you don't want to go walk around. That has to do with some friends. Yeah. Jane Mansfield, a close associate of Anton Lave. What? Yeah. She died tragically too. And in Clarkson? Yeah. Yeah. Bunker took her head off. And Rysk was in the car when it happened. Hargitay. Yeah. Also before he died, who was his youngest, according to him, his youngest best friend? The beautiful people.

12:17The beautiful people. What? Brian Warner? Brian Warner himself. Marilyn Manson. I say, you must have died later in... I didn't look him when he died. Oh. Let's see. Anton Lave. They had to have met in the 90s. I loved that we're spending today's on the biography channel Anton Lave. He died in 97, so a year later. We got local preachers saying, you talk about Satan's Church. I wish he talked about ours a little. Oh, that's scary. Yeah. Although, when he was like a younger dude, he could probably pull it. You know what I mean? Or then he went all over your brinner. Probably did. It's freaking bald doesn't work for him. James Mitchell looking character. What if James Mitchell? God, that's absolutely. James Mitchell, father James Mitchell, took that look from Anton Lave. I had to have. That's funny. We're not funny, bruh. He did a tiger rug. Oh. Tiger rug. This is where the rabbit holds star to get to go down it. You don't know what you're going to find out about all Satanist. Jack Parsons, not Alan Parsons.

13:17Jack Parsons. The rocket guy who was wanting to prove that... Well, see, really, Jack Pars. And then he changed his name. Parsons. No, you're saying maybe it was Jack Parson. And they just like, you know, the way they would always mix up people's name. No, it was Jack Parsons. The guy who was associated with at least NASA and with the big astronomer and stuff. But they were all in the vet, like having sex under the moon and all that wild. At least though, like... I mean, at least they're having, you know, they're having fun. I mean, okay, granted they're like, they're... But like the events, you know, like we would have pizza parties at church. Oh, yeah. We'd have lock-ins, you know. Lock-ins. You know, I'll kind of fund car wash, fund raisers. They have orgies. So, Alice or Crawley died in 1947. So they never knew each other.

14:18No. Dang it. He was the guy that said that demons were aliens or aliens were demons. I need to draw a picture of the one he saw and by God it looked just like an alien. Or like an alien. You know, the usual configuration of it. Yeah, the big head. Did they have orgies all the time? That was like a daily thing. Yeah. Or is it like what's a quarter? Yeah, like a... All right, coming up two ways. Don't forget the big orgies. It's all the time, right? God. It's a covered dish. I'm a hard-to-end. I guess they derrows ass again. And we're doing a car dirty upping for a fundraiser. You know what it's going to click on. Don't wash them. Make a filthy... Yeah, we're going to filter you up your car. We're going to the gouches. The gouches. The gouches. The gouches. It's filthy Friday. The goucher person out of the gouches. The orgies click up. So you're like, I got a pork old. What do you bring to you? Share it again. Yeah. And appropriately if you're in that, I mean. Or we're going to bring the condoms. We're going to bring the condoms. We're going to put you in some wine colors, right?

15:18Yeah, right. I'm going to put you in some more to your side. Yeah, I got to bring a couple eyes of newt, you understand? Watch out, Ganger. You've got to bring toys, right? You got to bring it. Yeah. You got to bring it. You got to bring it. Yeah. You got to bring a couple eyeballs teeth. I think random teeth. Yeah. That is a conductor of the power of random teeth. That's the firewood for the fire pit tonight where we dance around that. Yeah. We're all the razors so we don't start a fire. We're various markings. Oh. Yes. The text is Mr. Crowley about Aleister. Yup. You. You. It's weird. I thought they. Black Sabbath. Yeah. Well, that's not a cover band and black guys called black Sabbath. How was that never happened? I don't know. Like in England. Mom's on coming home. Yes. I love you to see them. I can't. Saves change. Mom's time. Mom's time. They need to sing. Shot and dark. Mama.

16:18Mom. I can't. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. Mama. He's got me. Mama. He's got me. Hello. Yeah. Mama. I'm coming home. Yes. I'm coming home. Mama. Yeah. God. God. God. God. That'd been perfect. And they look like I think like Blondosy too from that little era. The Blondosy. God. That was weird. What's the album cover where he's sitting like on a King's throne and he's got on. He's got the blonde hair and he's there's these two. Two hot girls dressed as like satanic looking types. I don't know. They made Satanism very sexy. That's what he did. That's what he did. That's what he did. Yeah. How am I going to win in this situation? I know. It's like it's going to be short lived. You might sacrifice me to the devil. I don't know. Right. But that's how I go. Men's of people living as follows.

17:20I'm trying to think of the words. I'm just not too late. What? Times of change. Mom's up. Mom's up. Oh man. You're so goofy. God, that'd be fun. We have some ideas sometimes. They don't, they don't eat the room but that's good. Feel free to take us up on them. Black Sabbath. We're in a past. We're making a lot of money. How like the moon? How like the moon? How like the moon? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? God. Warp Hitch was about the Gestapo. Really? Like I really know some of these men. Oh, the man with the sirens on that one. That was always dead. Well yeah, the Crowley. I figure that was a pretty easy one right? Yeah. Yeah. I've never known another Crowley. And Espanyl would be senior Crowley. Senior Crowley. I'm a Lee.

18:20I'm an insum. Ugh. Oh no. Look all. Hey, that's how it goes, model. Millions of ombres living as foes. Evil mains. It plot destruction. Sussi red. Death comes trokcho. I'm not doing any particular accent there. No one can get mad about that. It could be either one of your best ones that you do at the top. Just like which he said, back misses. You get a high, you know, I have the auto tune on there. That's how the sound without the auto tune. And we'll never get it in here. We won't get the tech. No. No. We need to get a harmonizer. Yeah, whatever happened to that. We wanted to give people protection when they called in. Yeah. But it's so ancient. No. I don't. I'm going to get met with. Oh yeah. Let me think about that.

19:21You think? I thought about that before. The harmonizer or whatever meaning like, you know, we used to make our voices real high pitched or whatever, or like that boy was saying to somebody when it would call him be anonymous, it would like cloud out their voice, which something Bubba did for years as well. Yeah. Was a great bit. And yeah, but I think if we looked into it down deep, Mark and probably others got really annoyed at us using it so much when we did. Well, I don't like it. You have been in protection, kid. Yeah. That he may have said, hey, engineers, we don't have it. If you're going to unplug a wire or whatever, make sure that spit don't work. It's like, you know, before the last five years, there were astronauts that were like, what the hell, guys? You ever going to back the moon? No, they said after the first three times, they're like, yeah, we lost technology. You don't have to do it no more. How did that happen? I don't know. I just forget. That's something yesterday, the boss. I got a text from...

20:22You watch it Peter North documentary. I heard it. I didn't see it. How many times have you watched that documentary? I don't know. Four or five. I got a text from. It was like, hey, we have a great holiday weekend. It'd be safe and all this stuff. No, it was PLS check email. Check email. PLS check email. That sent you a link to a documentary email. Yeah, I thought you might like this. Peter South. His name comes off a lot lately. So... Because the boy over there watching the documentary. Peter North versus George South. Yeah. Different industries altogether. Yeah. So if you run in the fat boy and he says he's Peter unround. It's not what you think. I think Peter North is the only other than the ugly guy that I can't remember his name. Jeff Lewis Neal. He's cute. Because they swab jobs. George South and Peter North.

21:23Does Peter North ever cut all his shirts out of the silence? In way of them like their dickies? We'll call it opposite directions. I remember the... I had a dickie when I was a kid. Listen, let's explain this for a minute. It was half of a turtle neck. A fake turtle neck. Remember like a cousin Eddie had one on you. What's the purpose of that? So it's just two to have him hot to wear a turtle neck. Maybe you had a hikki or like a clip on time. Like a clip on time. Like men who used to have to wear suspenders for they socks. Like what was that about? Because I need a full shirt. This is where I've seen my merch. I've said they're taking shoes off and they use wearing suspenders on his socks. Yeah. What are you doing? I've never understood. And then you'd see it. Like old men wearing suspenders on they socks. Did you have one dickie for each hand? Like the song? No. No. Those are kind of like boy garter vows.

22:24Really garter song? I never knew what the hell. And are we supposed to take this off and throw them to all the members of the groomsmen to catch them? No the grooms dudes. Or the brides would try to catch my socks suspenders. I'm sorry. Make sure that you get the right dude socks suspenders. Oh. Or going home with the wrong man. Like did men have two thin of legs to hold the socks up? That part. That's weird. So I've never had that issue. When you go when you're the groom and you get the garter, like his eye to like stare at your wife's gimmick, like when you know everybody else is around, like what should you look at it? You know what in history what did that mean? Like you're staring at the mouth of the dragon and everybody else is in the reception. Like when we understood that a keen senior era was the announcement that someone please marry my daughter. She's available, you know, that kind of thing. Like what does it mean traditionally to throw the garter belt out?

23:29Is it like a hole pass? It's kind of a horse to wear one, right? I don't know why. I felt like he had to wear one like if you weren't in a saloon or something. Like if you were in a ghost town. If you were a ghost. Now you wear your garter and then you have a new garter. Did you see staying put in the boobs? Something blue. Why is Grammy dressed like a whore because she works at ghost town? She works at ghost town. Grandpa's the guy used to get shot by the engines and fell off the back of the building. Where were my uncles, the guy in ghost town who got to the HD and the Tung. Remember that part? Yeah, dude. I got to see the ghost. I mean I went to ghost town so many times as a kid up there in Maggie Valley. It's still there. I stopped to a picture beside the sign last time I drove through there. Still there, huh? And they have these gun fights, you know, they're all fake. Yeah, old cowboys in Indians or Native Americans and cow people, whatever you want to call it. And you know, Clamity Jane, she went to cowboy. No. To call her cowgirls kind of insulting. She's good shots. She's damn good.

24:29Any outfit. I can't. But I got to see the guy get shot on the roof of the saloon. Fall off. And fall off the back of the building but he fell onto a big, you know, those things that people would stunt guys would fall on to. Big cushions. Sometimes the day is he doing it. Got pipe. Three or four probably. Walking the attorney into a brothel. God. Hey there, it's Jill Slesinger. I'm launching a new show. It's called Money Moves. And your money is going to move. We're going to help you make better financial decisions. We're going to call out the BS. You're finding all over social media. We're going to give you actionable guidance to make your financial life clearer. Less stressful. We're going to answer your financial questions and take the mystery out of your financial life. Follow and listen to Money Moves with Jill Slesinger, wherever you get your podcast. You want me to be people go up there, dress all real nice and go to take a chair lift to a whorehouse. Oh my god.

25:29God bless. God. Can you fall into that whorehouse in the sky? Hotel. Hotel. Sign and fill off. Taking the chair lift to get laid. You can imagine just that thought process. Is that where they had the train? The ride backwards stink. With the cowboys on the train. Is that the same place? Yeah. Yeah. Or if you were a complete pussy or an embassel, you could ride the van. They had a van and a driver. Oh, dude. They had a train. Do you remember that? That's right. Oh, no. God, I'm so sorry. You did say that. With the train. They had the train. But it wasn't like Polar Express train. It just went straight up the mountain, like on a pulley. Oh, yeah. And then they had the gun fight on the train or something like that. Was that? I might think it's that. Is that Tweety? That might be Tweety Railroad. That might have been Twitty City. It might have been LA. I don't remember. Roberts tried to kidnap a woman on the Tweety, right? They threatened to assault her or whatever, or fake order.

26:30In the front of everybody. You ever got a sanitary? I'm scared. Yes. Failure. Yeah. Yeah. My mom is cousin. This is a funny story. This is true as hell, too. He worked there. He was like a, not a hire up. But like he was, you know, not just taking tickets. He was, you know, some kind of good. And his initials were H.O. And everybody for years called him Hoho. And then he wrote his Santa's land. That's cute. That's incredible. Hey Hoho. Hoho. It just lines up. It just lines up that way. But oddly enough, the kid from the man from Anderson named radio never even worked in it. How crazy is that? That's correct. That's crazy. He got it. You got it. You got it. Goodness and success. Yeah. Yeah. They offered nights to him, but he didn't take it so they gave him the diesel. I understand how they're funny at the crack of stupid. I need like five cups of coffee. No, wait. Five cups of coffee. No, rise guys. Morning, chef. You had to play the music I love and get me ready to tackle the day. No, rise guys.

27:30Wolf. Oh, there's no fun music here. I kind of up against it. Oh, you're up against it. Someone save it. Okay. We should Orton be talking to you right now to be honest with you. Oh, call me Randy. If you're not to. Or not. Let me move this down here. Do you want to, uh, do you want to play that? That four hour of experiment? Not. Experienced to it. So, you know, the thing that, uh, big brown called and said the other day. What was that day before yesterday? Yes. Yeah, it was, uh, whatever day that was. Do you have that handy? The original clip. Oh, it's just, it's made so many people. People laughed as we could. I got that spit. You're right. Okay. What works then, uh, two girls, Sizzling. Okay. It's, you know, big. It's the worst attempt at a joke ever.

28:32Really? Votches set up. It's the, um, heat rise. Joko Mania. That's him. That's Big Brown. Um, so within four hours of the end of yesterday's show. I mean, quick. Dan and Columbia's already made a song. And the song is being nice. I kind of hear this. I don't know what you call this. It's, I, I, I feel like this would be played at like an EDM show. Or going to trip acid with a bunch of people with black lights. Which I don't know if you could still get it or not. Can you still get acid? You might be able to still get it. I'm sure you can. Anyway, for a big brown, you've, you've made a, you've now, you've inspired a song. Yeah. Okay, we're far worse than, uh two Girl stop it please! Okay, what's worse than, uh two Girl stop it please! Two Girl stop it.

29:32Two Girl stop it! Two Girl stop it! Okay, what's worse than, uh two Girl stop it, two Girl stop it! Yeah cha bastards. Yeah yo. We have all of these tickets, and XXK losing prizes will win. Let's eat a bigger meal. Give the world a any surprise. 這裡 hayboys and whistleИ 아아aaaahhh God. That's the best. Ah! Ah! It's just funny with his effects at that point. I do, I felt like I was on something. I know, man. Like that was... On Reddit, true crime doesn't come from journalists. It comes from the victims, the witnesses,

30:34and sometimes the suspects themselves. Every Tuesday on Crimes of Reddit, we read these posts out loud. I'm Sabrina Deanna Roge, and I'm Alexis Linkletter. One of us brings the story, the other goes in blind, reacting in real time, just like you. New episodes drop every Tuesday. Listen to and follow Crimes of Reddit, available now wherever you get your podcasts. It's like... I don't even do anything like that. Maybe people that go to the trance shows and all that stuff. Maybe they're just out there with the natural kind of buzz. Yeah, like a fun high. Yeah. I've never listened to music and got high from it. I can think of. No, no. The adrenaline was flowing, and you went out to the dance floor. That's what happens. And you just feel the beat, man. I tried to go to the dance floor the other night. That's the party. That's what it is, this original hamster dance. God, damn, do that, too.

31:35If you get shot. Oh my god. What the fact you could do that that fast? That's a lot of reminiscence. Seriously, I think it was about 1 p.m. yesterday he had sent that. It's like... Yeah, as a answer. As your question. Damn, you got on a quick. He's so creative, I'm impressed. Yeah, Dan is, too. Oh, you tell him about it, you tell him about Big Brown. Well, Big was, too. He's timing was just a little off. What's worse than two girls with the runs? He made him sound like me for some reason in the song. Well, it also, when I was thinking about that sounded like the devil from South Park. You know, when they do their voice. Yeah, so... Devil with the little waist. Light, dark, the inversion. So does that mean that Angels will talk with a high pitch voice? Hey, welcome to Heaven. God, probably. I thought there were big creatures. Covered in eyeballs. Covered in eyeballs. Hell, Lord. Yeah, they're like eyeballs and wings.

32:35Are they all dudes? I thought they were all dudes. Angels? There's girl angels. Are they hot? Like, you know, like, like, would Jesus give you big creatures? Well, you know what's very, very interesting. I don't, you know, the angels in the Bible did have names. I don't remember a girl, Angel. Yeah, I didn't think they were. I think, you know, touched by an angel. That was like, it's good, but I don't know if it's accurate. You know, not you say, I think they're just like... I don't know that they, I think angels are genderless, but they have male names. Like Unix. Like what? Are they Unix? Then I have balls and, like, literally you. I don't think they fornicate, never. Oh, Lord. It's another question. Can't take your dogs to hunt, and you can't fornicate. Sorry, what are we going for? I need your name for TRG. Oh, yes, it's good. At theRiseGuys.com and on the Odyssey. This is TheRiseGuysMorningShow. But news matters.

33:35It matters where you get your news. It's RISEGuysHeadLine. Good morning, everyone. And here's something for... When I saw this, I thought I thought of fat boy automatically. He would like this. Oh, no, let's be something erotic. It is. Was it a cutie hot dog? Close. Cutie bath here. It's like cutie. Not the gas station. I was saying that's cutie. Cutie. Cutie. Like a little... A rangelose. A little cuties. They used to bring us those. They don't bring us fit anymore. It doesn't count. Cuties. I miss having cuties. Yeah, okay. So what are the odds that your drive-through order is correct? If you got to wait on it, it's usually correct. But, you know, if they just throw it in the bag, then I don't check it though. I'm not a checker. Wow. It needs to be a checker, but not anymore.

34:36Because they got to make it... You can't give it back to them because that's a health code violation. They got to remake it for you. So you got to pull back around. Which is interesting, because they would rather take it back from you and throw it away than to let you have the second one. That's what the chicken little season is trying to tell me. She's like, well, I need to ride it off. I'm like, you don't need this back. I can't give it back to you. Dumb ass. You can't take it. No, that's gross. You can't reuse the box, see there? Bitch person. Women? I just want to let you know that a new study and analysis looked into more than 1,600 drive-through visits across 10 major fast food chains. And they crushed all these numbers with the best and the worst odds of getting it right. So overall, 11% of drive-through orders are back on. They too though, real quick. Some of these aren't getting the same foot traffic that a lot of them are getting. Yep. Like some of these, and I'm talking about major franchises, and I will not say them.

35:41But there's some of them. I don't know how they're still in business. Major franchises. Why drive by them all the time? Never anyone there. I was starting. Really? Yeah. One of my go-to's. I never see people with the one near my house. Now there's one that's each town that has more. And they're all like dead. So I think a whole chain's about to fold up. That's just me guessing. I just think that it's timing because I went to a fast food place last night. I didn't order myself anything. I just got other people food. And I waited, and I don't think it was right because they weren't happy. Yeah. Who are the other people I have to ask? A friend of mine didn't have any food, and they didn't have a car. So he wanted a cheeseburger and begged me to go to the market. Oh, and I asked for a car. No kidding. I would say over me to cheesecake factory. A double cheeseburger. So I didn't really get like a coffee and something for me and cheeseburger for my animals.

36:42So I said, okay. Very interesting that your auntie mate for yourself, but you feed other animals' meat to your dogs. Yes. Isn't that weird? It is kind of fun. How many do you go to therapy for that? No, it's just. And it's not healthy either, but it just loves it. Does there poop still turn white? No. Yeah. But that's fun, boomerahs. I can't imagine. So anyways, I went there and it was wrong. Oh, the order was wrong. Happy. Yeah. Instead of two double cheeseburgers, he had three regular cheeseburgers and one of the other ones. I thought you'd get taken advantage of it. Remember the one friend that she went to the liquor store in bottom vodka and brought him dinner? And then she took it to him and he ended up leaving with other people. Say it person. Come. Dude, if you, if you Google review something Donald's like some guy that's supposed to get a six piece nugget and he got a box full of pickles.

37:42Oh, it's all he got. Let's talk about Ken Golden at the time of us to that box of Pokemon. I love her. Not with desert storm packs inside and it went Pokemon. Somebody had read it. He was a fort man. I bet his shirt was already tied. Everybody got so mad. I got tired. My first question was, why are you only getting six nuggets you pus? You deserve the pickles. Yeah, what if they accidentally give you a child's meal and you get two nuggets or some of like two strips and a little bit of french fries? How about 20 or go home? You're messed up. I'm collecting the hello kitty ones for my granddaughter. So if anybody's got any extras in them. That's going to be the new California reasons. Yeah, she can't play with them though. Only collect them. I, man, you know what's crazy? They're putting out these limited hot wheels, bat mobiles. There's like different versions of the bat mobiles and I keep buying two of each one when I see them. And Grace is like, when are you going to give them to them? I was like, I can't give it to them now. And she's like, why? I said, there's no tech amount of the facts. And she's like, what in play with them?

38:44I was like, yeah. And then I said, don't give me that look. She was looking at me like I was ironic. I said pop vinyls. Okay. Case closed. She had a wall of them damn things. She never opened them. Boom goes. In conclusion, 11% of drive-throughs orders come back wrong. Taco Bell is the worst in botching orders. Wendy's Duncan, Donets are the runner up. Messing up 13% of the time. Amber and raising canes are next at 12% and correct them. Raising canes, I don't know where that is. Yeah, the Yankees love Duncan Donets. Chick-fil-A and McDonald's are the best. Only messing up 7% of the orders. It looks like Chick-fil-A messes up. They'll give you like a little ice cream coupon or whatever. Yeah. Or if you got to wait too long. McDonald's has cream machine on everywhere. Yeah. That's true. It's true, true. Try to get a milkshake there. It's impossible. If they accidentally drop a GD and Chick-fil-A got to be there, they'll still give you an ice cream coupon. Just because they're mad at themselves. Sir, where you at?

39:44We're sorry to hear that. I'm sorry to hear that. Sorry to hear that. Sorry to hear that. You should have been in that bathroom. Woo! It'd make anybody say it. All right. I'm paying you this. This guy's having a line. I pay you thanks so much. I'm paying you, man. I wish that was one of the reasons you got a coupon from their little ice cream. I'm paying them. I pay them. Yeah. Like some places they say, if we don't say, if we don't give you receipt, it's free. Remember that stuff. Yeah. Certain thrift store to give you a free two liter if you didn't get a receipt. A two liter, yeah. A two liter. Now this one Chick-fil-A says, we drop a GD, it's on us. So then if they end up giving you receipt, you don't get the free call call, then you say GD and end up being real. Yeah. I'm waiting for someone to say. One number does it all. 8774 0093. That's communication. This is the Rise Guys Morning Show. Fantasy football season is back, baby.

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