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The Rise Guys Podcast — WALKER TOLD ME I HAVE AIDS….: HOUR ONE. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
The rise guys, sockin' tickle it guys. Hello, my the f***. Yes, our extended version. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We were just sitting here as we do just talking. And Fatboy said, I should see where we are in the intro. Yeah, kind of check it out. Deb Orchman Music Plane. That's true. They still call it that, the older crowd. Man, you know what? It's kind of what we were talking about the other day. All this satanic music now, it's like pop and rap. Yeah. Shout out to pop and rap, by the way. It's, uh, it's actually a mom and pop fireworks, Stan. Oh, sorry, I was thinking of pop and lock. That's a dance trip. It's the guy that's, uh, you know, right? Re-run. Don't you know Locksmith? Oh, I know several.
I know some. Good ones. I'm serious. Do you need one sometimes? I mean, yeah, like if you like... If you need a Locksmith and you're like, oh, I need a Locksmith. You get on the internet to DM me. You know, I'm gonna think, I'm gonna call you stupid. Not you, but anybody. It's like, you just bypass Google. To ask me, God, what was the one? Actually, what was the one? Somebody actually text the other day and it was really like... Remember, I said, I think they're trolling me right now. Because they were asking something that was painfully obvious. I don't remember. I think they were talking about FatBoysCouts.com. Probably. I also saw a magazine on the coffee table, whatever that little table would be downstairs. I guess it's a water table because all they have is water in the lobby. I would. It's like a radio industry magazine in the headlines said...
One in four people tune into the radio for traffic reports. And I'm like... Man! Oh, that sounds good. I was like, who wrote that article? Bill Bruck. William. This seems like what a magazine that he just puts out. He drops off at some of his clients. I don't know how you know stats on that. I mean, I was like, hey, why'd you turn the radio on? I didn't know which road to take. I mean, the GPS and all that, I mean, maybe, maybe, maybe. And nothing on Bill Brooks, but I was like, that's a shocking headline that I'm in the industry and I'm kind of hard, I'm not hard, but I'm hard pressed. You know what I mean? Pressing. It makes me think, because I think I gave that magazine to somebody. Oh, did he? And the catch it. Well, they brought it back and laid it down there yesterday. Poor black kid. Pay it. The guy that was shining your shoes, did you give him? No. No, I don't know. Do you have something to remember? No, I believe there's somebody waiting there.
There's somebody in there. Good, really? Well, read this. I think I grabbed it off the wall. Lady, I could see right up this leg. So I'm going to take my time, shining here. Can you say all you can drink water? Hi. Hi. As you mentioned, those words together, she's going to start snail trailing. Water. What? Drink water. Oh. Oh. Handsome Australian. Oh. She is. Well. Who live it? Text message? Oh, let's see. You have to, oh, that'd be an aw, God. You almost. No, I, no, there's no way. When you saw it, it was worse. No. You've only heard that recently. Yeah. Yeah. Well, she laughs because she's doing a cosmonaut set. She. She's going to make your manner in hell larger page because your hell manner is kidding. I'm not going to. Milf manner. Mertle manner. Mertle? Yeah. What if a new bit we do?
Because I'm just as guilty. Usually in this first break, my phone will start going off or whatever. Nine times out of ten. It's Mrs. X saying, hey, McFlyer, you up. She uses it against me, my love of back in the future. Hey, McFlyer, you up. So what if, if your phone goes off on the air, you have to read the text. Oh, open. But you have to, you have to read the text aloud. And it, like, no matter what it is. And also it can't, so none of our, our, you know, friends have our numbers. You can't, um, I don't troll. Well, you can't entrap us or troll us. You can't text like, hey, what time are we meeting those underage kids later tonight? Yeah, you know, something like that. That obviously would be in the afternoon. You want to do it at night time. Well, see, I got, okay, this wouldn't make sense. I got a text of a meme. Oh, no, no, I was just kidding. Oh, okay. I mean, it would be a fun bit from here on out.
I don't want to do it on you the first time and it'd be some. I'll tell you what it is, but I mean, it's kind of nerdy. So it's a meme of Druski, you know, Druski, the fatty and point. I hate that I know that. I hate that. You know what? I mean, we're taking note. Something on. Go ahead. It's a picture of Druski in a Rams uniform with the number 95. And it says, Malzgarit on the Rams. Because he was so blown up last night, he can't really, he wasn't like effective at all. Yeah. On an awful game. You know, there's a, a, a, a small piece of the internet. And what does that mean now? I don't know. Because when you find out half the internet's dead or it's fake or whatever. So there's a small contingent of people that either are crazy or let's not say crazy. Morons. Uh-huh. Low code. Or they're trolling for views, which is also just a weird world to live in. But it's what the inquired it for years.
They were views, meaning sales of viewing their newspaper. But anyway, people think that Malzgarit is Kobe Bryant. Like, I mean, like in the face, they kind of look a little bit alike. The timing of a lot of, I look, I don't believe it. I'm not explaining it as if I believe. So now the panda thing, I still believe that guys. Oh, the guys. That and the thing about, and not, and I've seen several. People on the internet, not that I discovered it or whatever, but it's kind of a talking point now that why is it that the, I'm just about to say the Asians. That sounds offensive. That's all. So the oriental is. Asian people. Is that okay? Uh, God, you're right. It does. Because if you said black people are the blacks, that sounds really worse. That sounds worse way worse. So close. You're kind of doing the eyes right now. So I was not. What a black eyes fat boy. Huh? You know, black eyes, Matt, that's what I'm saying. Oh, listen, no, you're a supporter of domestic violence.
Well, I paid the fund when you get a marriage license, you got to pay into it. So I know it's almost like saying, hey, one out of 10, he always going to do this. So everybody pays. It's kind of a weird thing. It's very sad. It is. It's like when the legal's drive around without insurance, you got to pay for it. Uh, shoot, dude. I know plenty of American born to do that. I mean, I just being honest, you know, and members. I know more legal's than do it. Probably, probably. Um, I'm dang it. So Miles Garrett, yeah, like it was some kind of like, you know, it was the death of Kobe was faked. And again, I don't believe this. And that, um, the fact is some people would is like, it's like those people are very mentally put their faces side by side. And here's the thing I think you can do. I'm not a techie person, obviously. Shout out techie. Big jokes. Big milks. Um, the, um, when you take somebody's face and then you, you know, you split the screen,
you put it side by side, you can like, depending on how much you zoom in on one side or vice versa or the, the, the dimensions of it, like you can almost pair everybody's face up the kind of match unless they have like a huge whopper of a nose or like a small thighs or something where they're all wonky. Well, you know what I mean? Like most people is because that's the way the damn skull is shaped. Unless you just got a blinked up skull, you know, like, like, uh, Tony Hawk. You know, Tony Hawk skull. You've seen it. Yeah. It looks like a beak on the end page. No, it's just a logo, but the thing remains is like, well, yeah, everybody's facial structures kind of the same unless you have like, sloth eyes or you ever see people who have eyes on the side of their head. They're not on their face, but they're like salamanders are on the side of their own. Yeah, like sharks. Wow, man. Wow. They're like flounders too where they're like, I'm gonna fry you up. Yeah.
Eat you a four-club when they get when they can't like just totally turn like this and look at you. They turn like this. They got turned the whole body. Yeah. Like aliens. They walk amongst us page. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, I saw that on the mouse. Garret video. Oh, man, oh, man. It gives no credibility to the actual conspiracies. It might be true because there's so many. No crap. Yeah. People look for them. And that's where I think that's that is where it all lies is that, uh, realize, realize, realize. That's why we never know the truth about Shantilly. And what goes on was the big bopper trying to tell us something. Yeah, it's like some of the page keeps looking at that. Look at that. Look at that. What happens is a big bopper releases a song called Shantilly Lace. Then what happened? He died. He died in a plane crash with with LaBamba and what's his real name?
Richie balance. Thank you. Who else though? There was somebody else. Buddy Holly. Yeah. And I would imagine some of the crickets. I mean, that was his band, Buddy Holly and the cricket. Todd technology back then. You already got too many people on the plane. Like, what are we doing? Like, you know, I instantaneously that information would have been now because like super fans would have been following their jet, which is incredible to me that that's. I don't know why that I think that's such a big deal. That you know, like even with the president, like you can follow, there's a website. There's websites. You could just go and follow Air Force One. Just follow it. Like when JD Vance that day with the, you know, the thing with the Charlie Kirk thing, he was discercling the, the, what is Air Force two? What is this called? His plane. Yeah, what is the one who's on? It should be called Air Force two, just, you know, because nobody would want to wear that brand, that, you know, that iteration of Nike's. Hey, nice Air Force two's. Did he just say, Interracial Nike's?
Interracial. Did you remember the kid who would track, like he was tracking a lot of politicians, where they were going, where they were flying to, and then Russians too. Yeah. What? What? What? What? What? It's always you know. A little of them. And I'm sure many will correct me if I'm wrong, but as far as you know, the numbers on the wings, you can look up, plant. You have it as sucks when it says, there's a law federally that you can request that be private, the ownership info, because I looked when I've locally, so I'm like, is that, is that somebody's like jet, a sort of local airport? Yeah. Because it was a big one. I'm like, that might be, uh, does that wallberg's jet, because it was huge. Hmm, and that's interesting. But you can't look up that stuff. No. No. I'm like, you know, there's somebody that coming in and out of here that's, uh, never, it could be just like a business man, not even anybody of note. You know, like, yeah, and anytime I see like a huge, uh, but not even about your
liver. I never heard this song before. I had, you know, I don't know what I'm saying. That could be some kind of, you just had to do a chance. I don't know. I feel like you just raised Pancho V. It's someone summoned here. Hello. Yeah. Someone do the sick. I got a court, man. I got a summon by an earthly. This is the gold store. I got something. Yeah. I don't know. I got an earthquake, man. I got summons. I got a summon. Hell court. How did you wake me up? You're going? These six little white girls, man, and their candles, they summoned me. That was no particular impression, by the way. That was Joe Sixpack, I can see that was old Joe. Yeah, man. Sorry. It was just very, um, I said short song. I thought it was a little longer. What? La Bamba? Yeah.
It's cute. One more game. That's saying most of it. Yeah, you did. You owe royalties to Richard Lins. Right. Yeah. I mean, did you ever hear of like any more, uh, like I don't guess buddy Holly had kids. He was quite young when he died. Uh, I never heard the valence name continue and I don't know any other boppers. Well, I know I've heard it. Big brown boffer. I remember some. I know they at least they lived to be teenagers because they were teeny boppers. Oh, is there a conspiracy? Oh my god. What the f? What the f? I got a process where you just said. No, I know. Tini boppers. Tini boppers. That's what page calls a chick with no jokes. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't brush. You know what? You have a funny sound. It also sounds like a brush. I mean, that is good.
Yeah. I do not brush shame. Right. Good. Well, you think there's a conspiracy that says Bobby bones could be buddy Holly. Well, at least he's still his look at least. He did. God, man. All right. I can't be thinking about that. Wow. You know what I'm thinking about now. And this is going to be really weird to say kids about they still do it. I don't know. I think they quit doing it when they start people started making the like the R rated versions. It's like AI. It was kids singing like NWA and. And it was freaking. Half on a sack. Yeah, man. It was like. Blank of police. Blank of police. Of course, easy. He sounded like a kid when he sang anyway. They're doing big Sean. I enjoyed. I enjoyed. I enjoyed. Eric. Right. Just not as lyrics, you know. Of course, he didn't write none of them. If you saw the movie, I forgot how he got sick. You remember how he got. He needs. Oh, well, I guess from sex or. Told it to see. I'm skinny. Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. They didn't have the pill back then. So. I guess the ACT, right? You had to tell his partner. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, what year did he die? Nine by the way. One or two. Nine by the way. One or two. To folks texting in. Come on, man. Yes, we. We were very aware. We were very aware. We just, you know. I feel like it's maybe the transfusion issue. This whole scarpe got his AIDS blood transfusion. Oh, yeah. Easy. They each fell his within a Z. I'm just kidding. Not scarpe got his AIDS from somebody in his crew who had it didn't tell anybody. They got blood from him and that's how he got it. So that guy probably got whacked. That's probably going to reason to wax my ground. If you give me AIDS blood, and I'm, you know, made guy. Probably can do that. That's tell you that I read the other day. I was reading all this stuff about imports and importing and what people import
export and all that stuff. Terrible. Terrible. You know, like something I, many of you may have realized this. I still haven't totally like looked into it. You know, one of the big things that America exports. Plasma. Oh, okay. But they don't already pay you like 50 bucks a shot when you get a dollar. And you can only do it, I think twice a month or twice a week or something like that. Yeah, plasma. I do. It's worth a lot of money. That is like, I mean, I know world a way. I'll just all over the damn road. And I just, when I saw that, I don't have to make notes anymore. I just remember that they just pop in my head. But oftentimes it's misguided and you can tell the ADD's kicking in. Not the AID. Not the AID. Not the UID. In the UID. He went to the hospital, fat boy, with the violent cough. Many family and friends just said, oh, he's having a bad asthma attack. Let's still only call if I would expect him to have is a violent one.
Right. Yeah, because he was, he was a G doctor's quickly diagnosed him with HIV, which had already progressed to AID. How quickly we talking about to a undiagnosed infection likely developed over years. Like as soon as he took his temperature, like, sorry, we have HIV. Oh, well. Mr. Wright. I got to find the clip of, you just called me a joe osman. Walker said, I have AIDS. Ah, ah. We never put like real life situations at the end of TV shows. Just in the real awkward. Man, you're a kid and it was just like Mr. Wright. He got it. Oh, yeah. What? So he got it. He found out that he had it for a month and he died, well, he died a month later. What year? 95. 95. That was the original reason we looked that up. Yeah.
I can't remember because he was in the bone video for the crossroads. I know. I know. How crazy. There's guys who are like, God, yes, man. We've got a tour forever now because easy, easy, you've always used us to open and then. I'm not going to be able to get. Oh, dude. I'm not going to be able to get to it because there's so many birthdays. But I think crazy, but one crazy or busy one is 50 this weekend. Wow. Which one did I meet? I can't remember. One that was a big sense in Eddie Bangles fan. I met him on the backstage of Mari. Oh, dang it. Which way? I have a picture and he's doing the, like we're doing like the handshake. He said we're doing like that. You know, the second part of when you, you know, when you do like a, a, a soulful handshake, you know, the second part of it. It's like that. I'm doing it wrong. So I look so white. I really do. It's like when you offer the fist and somebody, you know, wants to shake, but they, they grab the fist.
Oh, yeah. Remember the one of them? The one of Luca. When he's sitting there, the cheerleader is going to bite him, fits his fist out and they want to buy him. So he just puts his other hand out and fist himself. Well, not like that with the, uh, on the knuckles. I wasn't looking for an out there. I found it. I found it. Tell them to join it. You'll know when we'll find it. Fine. And it's a little visitor now. How do I always say it in Chucky? I'll pardon my French, but I'll be dead. Walker told me I had AIDS. This is the Rise Guys, Natna and Paige and Fatboy. Every morning it makes you laugh. I would hate to start my day without them. I love the Rise Guys. The Rise Guys morning. You know, big butt country didn't get us the entire song to use. We can, uh, I didn't use so much of it. It's all as we couldn't. We're like, yes, we're not in the living. They didn't care, though. No. I did with this, uh, you don't want to interrupt this song, but that's, uh, you know, is my rejoined day?
Is my rejoined week, but having this, this day was kind of tough because I, you know, I didn't, like Fatboy, you're saying off the air. You're like, don't say the one thing I said about that. Oh, no, I can't, I can't, I don't feel comfortable saying that off the air. I said I'd never say it again, but well, I feel like once is well placed. Well, I guess I had to ask for permission first. I mean, I had to text somebody and say, can I say this in this context? Yeah. It was like, yeah, I guess, but, you know, I can't, I like, I can't, I can't believe that it has been 25 years. Like, I don't have any kind of pre, uh, whatever, what to talk about here. Like, I'm just saying, like, that's the, that's the thing. This has been, uh, you know, ever since, uh, I've been in radio, like, this has been, you know, part of the cycle.
You know what I mean? Like every year, the way you remember it. And, um, in the past, I'd always, I'd play, uh, America, F.Y.A. from Team America. And, uh, God bless it. I just don't feel like this year. I don't mean that in any particular way. I just like, you know what? Like, let's go back to like the, the, that emotion where it was like, it's such a healing time where people cared, it seemed at least that they, they, they gave a damn about each other. It's so weird, so weird how, how, we, we, we go through this cycle, but yet here we still are. You understand what I mean? Like, we go through this cycle, but here we still are so weird. I hate it. If it happened now, who knows what the message would be to be honest with you? But, you know, this kind of part of W's legacy.
Well, the unity of afterwards. Yeah. Yeah. You know, not even like this, the, can, like, no matter, I mean, it's not no matter who did it or whatever, but like, it's just like, it happened and just, oh man, it's just, it's, it's, you know, you know, there's this thing too. If I heard about this happening in Korea, if I heard about this happening in El Salvador, getting tight where that is, be honest with you. Yeah, you know, exactly what I was thinking. Like, El Salvador, I don't know why I didn't pop it in my head. Sounds like a wrestler. It does. Welcome to the ring, El Salvador. That's a dog. That's a dog. It says here, Bobby, that means the Salvador here in English. It's, it's just like what just, you know, just the amount of people in the way, like, it's just, it's just heartbreaking and just, but, you know, it's, it's, I'm not going to say there
are we any better off? I mean, because, you know, it's not that, but it's like, I was secure. It's not even that, but like, at that time of where we all were like, I don't know, it felt more loving country. And it sucks that it takes that. I remember after it happened, all these people were driving around with flags on their car and everybody loved America, but that changed. It didn't last long. No, it, you know, I would love to look up like what was the first post 9-11 thing that kind of sent us back into, you know, keep to yourself. Don't care about your neighbor, you know. Well, you know, the Patriot Act was a huge issue. Well, it was like the flock cameras now. Yeah, yeah. I feel like we never got a full assessment of the situation. I blogged to talk to you, baby, I like talking English first.
Somebody conspired to say something. I like to talk to a, like a military, like, you know, mind is it. Did we get our full receipt for, we killed bin Laden, but was that the full receipt for, you know, what happened to us? I need you to read that text. I don't think it was me. Let me look and see if it was. Who's paid? Well, boy, it's a new rule if you missed it. If your phone goes off, you have to read the text. You probably got it, too. Did you get it? Yeah, but I don't have my, my things on. Oh, it's from a big brown. It's a picture of him standing beside bin Laden. Oh, no, I didn't get that from him. I don't know why you make that big brown. How dare you, big brown? I'm not going to tell you anything. It's not. It wasn't me. I didn't get it. Oh, okay. I didn't either. It was page. What is it? It was the doggy camera. My dogs are sitting on the couch. Okay. He better clean it up when he get there. Oh, she said sitting. Oh, it's what it is. They better not be doing that on the couch. What? What? My high knees clean. I'm dragging across the floor. I'm going to say she went out. Girl, you got one of those.
You got a camera that will pop out of the treat. You got one of those? No. Okay. See you got one that pops out spam. Oh, I should pop out the treat meat. I have one that tells me if there's a human. Or a movement. And usually it's the dog's trigger. What if it was a gutter in a land? Would it go off, man? Maybe. What does a gillisuit? Gillis? Like your neighbor that wants to, you know, fake chow. You know, a long time. Well, I guess who's behind the door? Fake chow himself. A man, fake chow. Hi. Let's just get this. It's just kidding. That's my turkey. Okay. Who is this? Is it fake chow or Madster? That's a new one. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. Oh, I'm going to say it. Yeah. That's a new game. What do you do? I don't know. Is it a sales neighbor who offered free kind of lingas? Or it's not what I'm my turkey. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. So let's just go do that. I'm going to say it. That would never happen. When they said nothing's free. Like that really was for free. What? We just need to be long, yeah. Do you think if I would have done that with somebody?
Colonel Lings? He would be my boyfriend forever. I mean, I'm sure he'd be cool with it. Like if that's all you called him for was, you know, a month here or there. That's like that was that John Hill movie where the girl would only have him over and he would you know Just satisfy her and then she went and do anything and he would just leave Dang it. What was it? I don't remember was a wolf on Wall Street was Well, yes, it was yeah was it the one that he Had to go get drugs, but he had kids with him too, right? Yeah, he was the city in the the minivan That's what it was yeah, that's when he didn't take himself too seriously No, and then when he started taking himself too seriously everybody clowns him now Yeah, then he won't talk about his way, you know kind of like like nothing happened like hey trying to compliment you guy You lost a lot of weight. Yeah, not trying to make you feel so feel self conscious about losing weight I love that video when he's meeting are we still in there? I love that video where he's meeting Leonardo DiCaprio for like lunch and Leonardo is hiding from in the paparazzi's like video
And he jumps out and scares him and Friggin hilarious because like punches them in the balls and they turn around look at the camera say all right cut you guys get that They're actors. I don't believe any of it. It's all fake None of it's real not of it's real the world is a stage We're gonna come back to talking about that though like I'll tell you all the songs today Circle around that, but that's what I was saying. I didn't I didn't go with the God bless to us say I went more like stuff that no yeah no green wood Even the name the city after Yeah, don't you write to do the F.O.F. shoot I mean Yes, yeah, but this is Friday anthem Ready is this you know what you working on the plex One of them days. Oh, she says I was reading something saucy, but we won't do the saucy one But I do know what happens another text from her dogs
Well this man decided to show his goods, but the funny thing is where he showed his goods And his house In a store in a store. Oh, was it little? And then you saw I've got some coffee the rice guys morning show you had to play the music I love and get me ready to tackle the day The rice guys walk when news matters it matters where you get your news It's rice guys headlines good morning everyone Have you ever told somebody I'm sorry I have to do this Yeah, okay, yeah, that's what happened next. Oh Well, you might be like a 43 year old man in Florida by the name of Billy Thomas He was arrested on Monday after you strip naked in a store Billy and exposed himself to a shopper he went fully naked inside
Oh The store are we guessing the store if you want to is it one that any of us frequent Probably not is it one that spends money with our show that we should Probably not okay. I will say Rolls I will say good will Would frequent that oh how fitting we look for relics Yeah, and I go in there too, and I donate there too, so it's home goods. She buys her own crap back from herself It's what home goods. Oh So these goods at home goods my freaking cup Billy Thomas what that says Was it say home goods? I love home goods Yeah, you didn't get a fat boy sticker on the big one. Yeah, they're there that way and your body is blocking it my friend I held it Your big knocker was blocking it knocker blocker
Big synth less my grandma used to wear Knocker blockers, okay, so the woman who was inside at the time told the officers that she saw the guy Enter the store walk into the aisle where she was standing in Sam. Sorry. I have to do this I love home. He dropped his pants exposing himself. What's that over there beside the cabellas? Well here sing Green Ridge Oh, yeah, it's a combo store here. What do you love about it smells great? What's the other part with the seasonal decor? This one is a Same is it a marshals with it something else is with the same company the one I got it to an easily just a home goods I bought my big utensil being there Yeah, it was that your dog camera. What's the cup actually I'm out of it me. No, that's not mine My I'm one of 48 minutes ago They're probably sleep. I'll let you know if they wake up and go play. Oh, I just I want to make a picture from looper. I would have fun. It's like I'm at home goods right now
I'll show you my goods home And bad good. Oh, oh, oh me Oh That was my wife never mind me to do world. Oh Forgot I got to keep the streak alive. That is so 20 years ago. That's fitting No, no, that people were doing cell phone apps 20 years ago maybe This is this world not a thing anymore. I thought it was still a thing I think it stopped me and a thing when people started started charging you for all that stuff. Oh I have no games on my my that's what my grandson thinks I'm lying to him everything It was like games on your phones. I have no games on my phone. I tell him straight up say look buddy Phones not a toy That's right. If you're gonna have a representative, you know, finance it for you and take a picture when you buy it It's not a toy. I used to have games on my phone, but it was for someone else. Yeah I used to play hung birds Pungberg
Everyone I do do do a lingo is love her music. My yeah, she's always my time consuming thing Oh for say do a lingo. I got brick and balls was the only game I got. Oh, that was the fp teacher in Now porkeys know it was Remember Pee we thought he's gonna die. Oh man. Oh the pause like Lori. Oh, yeah, yeah But I haven't came out the mate Um, he didn't anything else didn't he mean like other movies. I don't know if he was the important to The revenge what did he was he and bachelor party with Tom Hanks was he nick the blank God was that him remember that they go to the strip club and they put themselves on a hot dog buns and go up and play it on Platter in the woman's rabbit. He's going toward her. She's like, what's wrong? He's like oh nothing's wrong Uh, this fun kind of movies. You just can't make it yeah, it'd make it be too. Man
So you know, and you wouldn't do some kind of stuff. Yeah, but what is what is the draw to go show your Yourself to a woman and I mean it because look I don't understand it's gonna work at some point like it in some instance. It's gonna work What where the chicks is gonna be like okay fall to her knees? Yeah, and ask him to marry her What do you know that's never gonna work? She's gonna go put it away. You sick She said I'll put it away for you Like I just see your fantasy that you know what she said mofo. I would put it away myself. I'd say you know what we're both good I don't want to receive anything from anybody It's so 20 years ago like world Mofo I can't swear and then I would snap my fingers twice get it away before I cut it off God the women always go to that. It's so wow to me I'm thinking Billy Billy Thomas is disgusting
You know not not the guy you want to see naked. He's probably gross. Yeah Obviously, he looks like I guess mug shot up here. We'll see if he's got a mugger Billy. Maybe I'm just being mean I don't know what I'm shopping. I'm in a hurry and I don't need anybody coming up giant. I'd be weird She was just trying to offer you a sample page. You have to throw her flatter in the floor She's trying to take a sample. She's like you're trying to check me because the woman was giving her cheese with toothpicks in them. You know what? but Well, I was gonna show it to you but Anytime you go to a local news site you got to show 40 ads for you know a picture So I might not have your computer by the explode. But That's all this is computer. There's can you see it from here? Yeah, I guess the normal average looking dude. No good. Yeah, I mean Yeah, I mean I don't I If you said what do you think a guy who would get butt neck in front of a woman just to be like a shot
I don't know what he would like you're like party man Dan Feature need for TRT. Oh, yes, it's good at the rise guys calm and on the Odyssey This is the right guys morning. Shall
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