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Valentine's Day Gag Music! Episode #2451

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Most women have been there—caught in a situation with a man who seemed too good to be true, only to realize his intentions were hidden behind a car seat and a playful smile. On this Valentine’s Day episode, Fierce Manson shares a hilarious yet eye-opening story about trusting your gut and avoiding the “fine man with hidden baggage” trap—before it’s too late.In this lively and raw storytelling session, Fierce takes us through her memorable encounter with a charming guy in ATL, revealing how a simple question about a car seat uncovered a relationship entanglement she never expected. Her real-life lesson? Never ignore the signs of someone’s real situation—no matter how fine or charming they appear. You’ll discover why sizing up a man’s story and paying attention to the details often saves you from heartbreak and wasted time.We break down:
  • The “car seat test” that exposes hidden commitments
  • How to spot obvious signs of an unfaithful partner
  • The importance of listening beyond words, to actions and clues
  • A hilarious playlist of Valentine’s gag music that captures the essence of love and lies
  • Practical tips to protect your heart while still enjoying Valentine’s Day fun
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Valentine's Day Gag Music! Episode #2451

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The Fierce Female NetworkValentine's Day Gag Music! Episode #2451. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

You Welcome, welcome, welcome to the fierce female network, I'm your host fierce messing that today is Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday day baby listen listen listen it is Saturday my darlings happy

Valentine's day happy Valentine's day low-hot happy Valentine's day y'all listen it is 8 p.m. on the center of the time zone at 9 p.m. on the eastern Standard time zone y'all know what I'm gonna say in here the eastern standard time zone is the time zone that rocks my socks off honey and let me tell you something Most people don't know why I say the eastern standard time zone is the time zone that rocks my socks off honey People don't know why I say that so listen listen I haven't said that in a very long time But I'm gonna tell you why I say that most people that listen all the time and subscribe they know that all my Bears all my honey bears is in the 80s. Okay, so that's why I say that you know the 80s or it rocks my socks off so listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen that's not no joke y'all So let me tell y'all this I got a life lesson right off the cuff right off the cuff I really do I really do right now

I won't y'all take a list because I got some music for you no don't lay off but I got some Valentine's day gag music That list I got a life lesson for you. I really do Mm-hmm. Now should I should I you know I'm very transparent and so I I just I tell us everything like a TIT Let me tell you something let me tell you something it's just gonna be really quick really quick really quick really quick very quick very quick very quick Very quick listen When I was in ATL mm-hmm a couple years ago before I came back up here I was walking down street now this life lesson They don't sound like one but it is I was walking down street come back to the house from Walmart from Walmart and this guy was flying down this I ain't lying this is to go him to I can't make this up I was walking down street going to the house Coming back from Walmart this guy this guy was flying Flying down this street my head time. I didn't really get a good look at him, but I did see him

I'm here to tell you this I kept on walking that thing nothing else about it That man went around the block and came back how you doing honey put right up a assignment I look I'm like what and he like how you doing honey I'm like I'm just fine my bags is a little heavy whatever I said So I said something back to him and he said uh do you need a lift I said well I'm gonna stay down street down street and round the coast And he said get on in get on in see back back then and wouldn't nobody gonna cut your head off if you get in the car So I jumped on him and he just called for saving everything And then you know I'm talking about yada yada yada now there's a life lesson in this life lesson And we exchanged I said what's your situation? He said he's single yada yada yada yada Everything like that's what I'm saying to talk so we kept on talking now listen listen y'all Don't be always be so hypnotized and mesmerized by the finest of the man take a note and listen to everything that's around you

Now listen this I'm going somewhere with this and I he said what's your name I say my name is Adrian I said what sure as you know his name was David David David Simmons So anyway he dropped me off I really didn't I saw it but I didn't pay no attention at the time And so I got on we exchanged phone numbers yada yada got long story short now he said he was you know single now single situation So we got together again got back in the car and I look around and I say let me ask you some David What's up with the car seat in the back what's up with the car seat in the back So I'm getting my little spidey sense as they say that he's entertained with somebody else I said what's up with the car seat the car seat in back so I'm thinking what's got to be somebody else this man got a baby You know what I mean he said oh yes I do have a do have a child yada yada yada he told me situation him and the girls no longer together They broke up and I saw okay okay we move on from that I'm getting it to the end of the story getting to the end of the story

So then you know we spent a little time together with Chick-fil-A and all that like that and he brought me back and then we got together again and he said well I got classes I'm like I said okay I said you got some class he said yeah I'm taking my real estate classes I said okay that's very nice you're trying to advance yourself and take some real estate classes And then next time I he called me I said he said what you doing I said oh I'm just working on a few little things I said well you want to go out tonight I'm going well no I got to go to the club you know it's always an excuse Ladies my point is this my point is this my point is this if you get the idea that it's something going on You need to exit from that situation right right then and there So long story short I believe that man of course was in tangled with somebody else No no guy I don't know any man that don't have a baby that's walking the drab around with a car seat in their car You know what I mean so come on now come on now listen just be real with yourself Don't stop looking at how fine he is or what you like you know make sure make sure the person is free now

I've gotten caught up in the situation not a married man not a man he wasn't married but I believe he was family late Because every time I you know bring something up. It's like an excuse y'all know the dream y'all know just listen Let me get on with the Valentine's day gag I got some gag stuff for you so listen let me tell you this this song is by Temperance Council Temperance Council y'all gonna look at this it's called trucker trucker I see you trucker trucker I see you and that's what I told that David fellow you know I say I see you okay Slanted up goodbye so listen this song really is called trucker trucker trucker I see you y'all take a listen to this I think baby I see you Hey trucker trucker

Moving down the line 18 wheels in time Oh baby it's the lonely ride can't be wasted no time You keeping the whole world fed While we sleep in our bed more than time we scramble our head Enough time to toast our bread and it's because of you I see you listening to me and you singing to a film Crazy talk on the latest podcast Johnny Cash up on full blast We're the time for you woman to call into up in Timberglow I love you honey but I just can't talk gotta make them nice

I see you good strong job it wakes me up Gonna need that second cup that you delivered me What you have to work now I'm on the road I see you hollering that money alone Wait there Walmart whatever it's whatever stocks I wish is These are the dresses designer belts Every item for our medical health And it's because of you Gotta tell you I see you Young ones bopping to the latest around GPS and ain't never seen a map What I see them do

I see you I see you hollering The brand new car I see you Cross country movement I see you I want to say it again I want to say say say say say say Say it again To all my truckers in Canada And all in y'all in Australia India, Asia, South America United Kingdom and Africa I see you My women truckers I see you Their mama's bad they know it too I want to say it Props to them truckers

Props to them truckers Baby I see you I see you I see you I see you I see you I see you I see you Baby I see you I see you I see you I see you Oh baby I see you Who doesn't like a great discount?

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What's she for once for you Does she make you coffee Early in the morning Does she never know you Early in the morning Does she start your work out Early in the morning Is she sweet on the weekend's hot Early in the morning Is something you all want to pet love Early in the morning Early in the morning Is that the name of this girl Ain't no country girl Is something you all want to pet love And none of them country girl Is something you all want to pet love Going to love you like I do I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you And what about your last girl? Was she real good to you? Was she complacent?

Had nothing much for you? And the energy that won't give enough on you? Spending out on herself? Nothing much about you? Cause I know that you care, gonna love you like I do. And I'm like I do, and you're not like I do. And I'm like I do, and you're not like I do. Did she cook you all, saw my illness with greens? No, and that girl seemed from the season of the hairball. Played us all damn good, now you're not your song. Projected, circular, and golden brown, Going rainbow, and falling sweet, and around,

Back in the day, from the shadow of the world, And ice, tea, sweet to wash it down. Did she understand what I meant to say? And now you're ready for your candy hands? I think no country care. I say ain't no country care. Gonna think you're like I do. And I'm like I do, and you're not like I do. And I'm like I do, and I'm baby not like I do. Now, gonna bend your branches, We're good with the perfect sense, Cabo anytime, I'm here just like your bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo! I'm here, I'm left with you. But say no country care. I said ain't no country care I said I ain't no country care I'm going to love I'm going to love You We've seen no like I do No, no like I do No, no like I do No, no like I do Baby, come here Let me go Oh Oh, yeah

Baby, you can't have no me All right, that is Valentine's day gag news baby And I've got to get on up out of here There was ain't no country girl Gonna love you the way I do Listen, it's been a stone cold blast It's been a blast on this Valentine's day There's Valentine's day gag music baby And listen, make sure you remember To shop a cozy herb cozy herb The link is gonna be in the bio Just click on the link and it'll take you straight to the store Make sure to use the discount code FFN, that's fierce female network You'll get your discounts when you put those letters FFN at the secure checkout to get your discount You can shop at cozy herb You can also shop at old glory To get any items that you like Anything that you see there's a lot of different stores As they're just picked so that you want to shop at

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