Trump Goes Even Further off the Rails

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1:01Diamond Dames, dismount. Barbecue sauce. Everybody it's Wednesday, September 9th, 2026, I'm Alison Gell and this is Beanstalk. Let there be light, the powers back on. Thank you all for hanging in with my what did we call it the producers and I called it the Blair news project. It looked like it was filmed at the Blair Witch project cameras, but appreciate your patience. Thank you so much everyone. Dane is going to be back at the end of the week. So thanks again for hanging out with me. Solo here on the beans talk. So a couple of days ago, Trump went on one of his Dululu, manic panic, social media episodes, tie raids, right? He made like 60 posts in like 90 minutes and most of it was like just AI generated slop,

2:04just AI slot like weird stuff. Here's just a sampling by the way. And this that you're looking at now was posted by Aaron Rupar. This is just a tiny sampling there. You can see the moon thing and you can see. I mean, just absolute insanity. There's one even in there where Trump floats changing the name of New Mexico to New America. And by the way, the creators of South Park responded with this announcement. After 29 years, South Park changes its name. 9th season to premiere Wednesday, September 16th, 10 p.m. Eastern Pacific on Comedy Central. And next day on Paramount Plus in the US, Canada and Australia, September 8th, 2026, New York, New York following their Emmy win for outstanding animated program. South Park is making a big change. Creators, trade parker and Matt Stone announced the following quote inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google. We're changing the name of South Park to South America.

3:10We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount, a Sky Dance capitulation. Chef's kiss you guys. Anyhow, back to that tirade on social media over the Liberty Weekend. One of the posts was this. A post depicting North America, Mexico, Canada, Iceland, Greenland as US territory. Now I normally don't share his demented ramblings as you might have noticed, but I wanted to bring this up today because according to the financial times, let's put this up, Iceland has summoned the US ambassador over this map. Now the new US ambassador to Iceland is Billy Long, who was overheard this past January, joking about the Arctic island of 400,000 people becoming the 52nd state leading, of course, to diplomatic protests.

4:13I personally liked this reaction from Stephen Huffman on Twitter, shocking news. President Trump has declared that North and Central America are now part of the United States of America. No more borders, no more deportations, no more ice, everyone's welcome, everyone can vote. Wow, I didn't see this coming. And it's also hilarious to me that Trump is going to hold his midterm Republican convention this week. Harry Dunn and I talk about this on today's episode of Clean Up on aisle 45. He's going up against the NFL premiere and no one wants to attend his midterm convention. He's trying to insert himself in the midterm elections. His policy, he said like over and over again, like, well, it's the Republicans releases because I'm not on the ballot. Really, you think that's it? Well then by all means, I mean, I know he's going to be stumping for Darling Nordone,

5:19who has changed her name to Darling Graham. So sure, hey man, by all means, drag your raggedy 33% approval rating ass into this election. Can't you tell by all those House Republicans and tight races that are ditching you and your midterm convention who are like, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm busy. I'm busy avoiding you that day. No one wants to go to this. You are box office poison. No. Ballot box poison. I got mommy terrorist on the mind, but no wonder they're panicking. No wonder they're panicking. Check out this latest poll result from heart research and onivision for the percentage of Latino support for generic House candidates in battlegrounds. In the Northeast, 67 to 28 Southwest, 58 to 37.

6:21California, 57, 33. Texas, 56, 36. Florida, 52, 39. That's impressive. Even wide, Trump is 21 points underwater with Latino voters. So yeah, you want to come campaign for people? It apparently doesn't matter. Northeast, Southwest, South, Texas. Yeah, come on out. Put your name over. Grab everyone, get photos with them. Make sure everybody knows the Republicans are with you. By all means. All right, everybody, your maximum moment today is from Lin's Gage 85, L-I-N-D-S-G-A-G-E-85 on Instagram with the best squirrel feeder ever.

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