Triceracocks: Legend of the Two Hidden Shafts

On today’s show Tim kicks off a brand-new week with banned snack commercials, returning internet weirdos, unhinged sermons, and a Waffle House incident that escalates to full tactical deployment. Plus a medical mystery involving three penises and some very questionable listener activity on the text line.

• The legendary Corn Nuts “Bust-A-Nut” campaign — including a rarely heard “banned” version.

• Other chaotic ads from the same agency (Slim Jim Man, homicidal beef jerky commercial).

• Listener Diane inspires a Tainted Broth cover of Tim Henson’s Tranny Adventure (full track at the end of the episode).

• Tim reflects on LGBTQ terminology debates, scented candle addiction, and Lord Douche’s lighter confiscation policy.

• Steven Dawson (Ding Dong Baby) returns with a “sexy snake pancake” seduction attempt featuring ass-focused choreography and accidental flatulence.

• Fundamentalist preacher Steven Anderson explains why consent apparently doesn’t exist in marriage (yikes).

• Drunk incel meltdown audio: rejected guy declares war on women everywhere.

• Triple Penis Discovery: UK researchers document an extremely rare case of trifalia found during a cadaver dissection — the man likely never knew he had two extra internal shafts.

• Bear-Maced at Waffle House: Tennessee man sues after a confrontation with security allegedly led to chemical spray, a stun gun, and zip-tie restraints while he was waiting for food. Trial set for 2027.

• A DV historian uncovers ancient late-90s show references (Tim wants those recordings!).

• Butter Bell updates continue.

• Someone sends a video of themselves taking a dump (relationship tension included).

• Choir terminology outrage commentary.

• A wife checks her husband’s phone and finds Tim’s deleted dick pics.

• Canadian freak meetup karaoke chaos.

• Marketplace seller accidentally meets a guy building vampire-hunting kits.

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