Tookie Soup ep90: A Very Special Soup

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1:00Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. No. This is how a wee-be sister should be. You're asking the double-eyed. This is how a wee-be. Why waffle? Hacker-hacker! Hey, look at me. Look at me. Am I pretty, Tookie? Am I pretty, Tookie? Tookie thinks I'm pretty. Oh, no, no, no, no. I just wanted to just, you know, bury whatever hatch we have. Doodle, thanks for the bucks. Ignore the piazza. Potato don't play into his hand. I'm not. I'm done with the potato. Do you like the potato, Kate? No, I hate the potato, and I hate Tookie even more. Yeah, so do I. I do too. They're horrible, horrible, individuals.

2:01So are you in, uh, are you in Manhattan? Or are you... Get your dumbass up because it's time for Tookie to sue. The taste is gone, the food, yeah, with O.J. And proud. The taste will make you lose it when you pop it in your mouth. Oh, no! Tookie too is gone, the food, yeah, with O.J. Is the taste of show? But in O.J., yeah, with O.J. Tookie too is the taste of show, the taste of show, the food, yeah. E-h-e-i. Hey, there, sir? What? There, sir? Hello boys and girls! Hi everybody! It is your good pal Tukki. Welcome to Tukki Soup, episode 90. This is fantastic. Everything is great. Nothing unusual going on.

3:04We're all friends. I don't know. I don't know about that. Exactly! Where are you, OJ? Oh, where for Arthur? Oh, OJ? Hey, I didn't reach out to him. I'm gonna admit. I'm gonna admit. I did not reach out to OJ. A bare minimum. Yeah, I know. I know. The bare minimum. I don't know what happened last Saturday on Be Dabbling Live. I can only assume Tukki fucked up as he usually does. Obviously. But I don't know exactly how I fucked up. At least you're accepting you fucked up, sir. I know. Listen, I guess I fucked up. I don't know what I did. But I have to assume that he was mad at me. But I did give him time to cool off and finally apologize to Tukki. That's big of you, sir.

4:06But it never came. So I don't know what's going on. You blocked him and then unblocked him. I blocked him. I unblocked him. No, I didn't do anything. I didn't take away any of his privileges regarding my streams. He could still pop on any time. Maybe he will. Is there a time limit on that, sir? Yes. The end of this show. No. I love OJ. He's a good dude. But I always seem to say the wrong thing and piss him off. And then I don't know what I said. He's my Fesmerie Watley sometimes. I think he gets emotional. But I don't know what he's emotional about. That's probably not helping, sir. Well, I mean, is that like, I don't know. I guess I should have reached out. I think there's a miscommunication. There's definitely a miscommunication. Is it wrong to say in the end I don't care? Yes. All right. Well, then I won't say that. I care very much. I just didn't reach out at all. And what? I did. You did. I did. Did you hear from OJ?

5:14Because I heard from other people that they reached out. And I don't think the last I heard, sir, a couple of people had not heard from OJ. He did response. He won't even text me. What? What did he say? Because I was that I was going to say the con won't even message. Oh, no, I messed up the joke. Oh, so you really didn't hear from him? No, I did. I did. But he said he just all he said was he needs a breaks. I understand. I understand. And we welcome your break, OJ. It was not a bit. I know a lot of people were asking if that was a bit. It definitely was not a bit. I said something that angered OJ. And I don't know. What do you say it again, sir? You figured out. They could go watch us. I think so thorough. Joe Barrow clipped it. We did make the verses. We did make the verses. I think maybe even Dirty Jersey Rat. Dirty.

6:20Dirty Jersey. Yeah. I love that song. So many. We are. Someone messaged me. We're in a golden age. We're in a golden age of, of new dabblers. We are. So I don't think we, I don't think they need us anymore, sir. They don't. They don't. I think we can move on now. You're absolutely right. Welcome to the show. Yeah, we want to do a dress. What everyone was talking about. Right up at the start of the show. I don't think there's really anything else than anyone is looking for us to address. So we can just get on with what we want to talk about. Clear, right? What do you mean there is? I said, I said, clearly that's correct, sir. Oh, I didn't hear that. You want me to get the other thing, sir? Yes. Get the other thing. While Ralph gets the other thing, super tip dot gg slash tookie. And you can get involved with the show. You can interrupt it. Piss people off. He said he would pay for me to come to Hakomania and do stand up. Easiest five large I've ever met.

7:26There's a perfect example of interrupting the show with your super tip super tip dot gg slash tookie. All right. Yes. Many things happened on LLO today. I got to watch a little bit of, you know, in and out. Some of us have to work. But I did get some intel that Melton did tease that someone on this show would be making an announcement. Oh boy. Regarding Hakomania. And JT. Would you like to make your announcement? Would you like to make your announcement, JT? As far as I know boss, I thought I was still going, sir. As far as you know, JT knows nothing. Melton and I are the only ones that know what's going on. Oh,

8:30should I get the potato, sir? Yes, get the potato. He's made it very clear. He needs to. He reached out and he said he will come on, but he will not be interviewed. He will not be answering any questions. He's going to read a prepared statement and then leave. All right. This is to your liking, sir. Yes. Read the statement, potato. All right. Let me get him, sir. Ridiculous. This is a mutiny. This is all I'm losing all my friends. You're all about to know talent hacks, backstabbing bitches. He's alone. I am the character known as Cardiff Electric. And I am going to read a brief statement, prepared statement to ensure accuracy and clarity to make sure that it is just clear. Over a period of time, another individual has made repeated public statements about me on YouTube that include false allegations,

9:32threats of legal action without any legal or factual basis, and the use of platform reporting mechanisms in a manner that I believe to be improper and has adversely affected my income. In addition, statements have been made publicly that reference with tending my scheduled live appearance at Hakomania in a confrontational or threatening manner. I take these statements of that nature very seriously. These statements and actions are false, misleading and unsupported by any evidence. I deny any wrongdoing and reject the allegations that have been made about me. As a result of this ongoing conduct, I have experienced significant emotional distress and legitimate concerns regarding my personal safety. Based on those concerns, I have made the decision to cancel my scheduled appearance, which has also caused me another

10:34financial loss. I'm not seeking to litigate this matter publicly, nor will I engage in further commentary. I would ask you not to make a mockery of this. I didn't make a mockery. That was someone with a super tip. That was Captain Alex saying, ow, I banged my penis. I'm sorry, go ahead. Please don't, please. Can you let people know this is not a bit also? This is not a bit also. I am, however, documenting all relevant conduct preserving evidence and preserving all legal rights and remedies available to me at this time. I hope this statement is made solely to clarify the record. I will not be commenting further at this time other than to say also the dozens of fans that will be disappointed to not see me at Hackamania. I am sorry. Thank you. Spy report. Spy report.

11:34So that's it. Cardiff will really not be at Hackamania. I know that the way he read that, it makes it seem like we put a bit together, but no. Cardiff cannot make it to Hackamania. Yes, he's that's what he said, sir. Yeah, but I think people think it's a joke. You know what I mean? It's not a joke. No, it's not a joke. Cardiff will not be at Hackamania, sir. Yeah, we can't because I mean we're literally we're selling tickets and stuff. And people are expecting to see you, but I'm telling you right now, yo, yo, you won't see Cardiff. You're talking about potato. You sound like a bitch. Boy, what are you? A woozy boy, we can boot for baked potato like you, potato. What's he, boy? Sounds like he's pursuing legal action, though, sir.

12:36Well, yeah, I guess so. But again, he's going down another road, sir. He's scared off by John. I know. I just want people to know that. Yeah, Cardiff's not going to be there. Sorry. Yeah. Sorry. I know Cardiff really wants to be there, but he feels or you can't. That's what he doesn't feel. He knows he can't. I can't because of threats. Yes, because of threats. Okay. See, I now understand how it might be confusing. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay. I know. Yeah, but Cardiff won't be there. So buckle your seat belt, JT, because you just pulled double duty for whatever we're doing. And you got a promotion. You're promoted, JT. It seems like a great show, everybody. Don't worry. It's going to be fantastic. I do have a lot of stuff planned out. Actually, a lot of production was done today on one of my bits. And yeah, Hackamania is going to be great. Hackamania, hackamania.com, April 10th to the 12th at the beautiful Plaza Hotel and Casino on Fremont Street.

13:42Use your homo codes, homo code JT or Tukey to save 10% and we'll see everyone except Cardiff. Fuck. Sorry. What are we going to do? Fuck. We got this boss. We've already started to catch on that. I'm not talented. Oh, shut up. You ball washers. Get out of here. Nice podcast. Stupid is right. I'm surrounded by ball washers. I'm not the potato's bombs, sir. I know. It's definitely. Yeah, I know. The potato is, you know, to break the wall, he is actually very upset. He can't be there. And to be fair, there's, I mean, there might still be time to figure things out, but I don't want to change last minute. I want to keep people lots of notice that it's not happening. So I didn't want to kind of tease it for a while. It was awkward on Carl's show yesterday. Yes. Yeah, we'll see

14:47the potato. The potato is going to be there. It's going to be great. He'll be, you know, sugar head. I'm like, no, he's not. He's not going to be there. He's a bitch. He's a bitch. He's bitching out to John. And what is wrong with you? You and O.J. Got me. Got me. You need to fight. He's going to be there. Did you hear Melton invited him? John? Yeah. You got no idea. No, I had no idea. I know. I would know. See, we, we were talking about a PDP, how much stuff we miss in this. We didn't even talk about John responding to super tips. Yes. Melton, like, there's so much nonsense is happening. Well, but no, I didn't. Was this today? Yes. This was today. Here is Melton putting out the offer. I don't have John. I was hoping someone would have clipped it by endablers by now, but I haven't seen it. But John has addressed this offer. So hold on real quick.

15:53To do do where the fuck is my thing? Oh, here it is. Who did this? So they're a Joe Barrow. If Stuttering John shows up, where's to keep? The room goes nuclear. Not just for nostalgia, but for reach and visibility. I love it. Like, I've offered Stuttering John money to come do stand up at Hackamania. Clip this. Tag him on X with this. I'll pay Stuttering John to come to Vegas and do stand up. That's a fact. Wait. What? Are you coming now? Maybe. Have you changed your mind? But John just said I was sure the other day that he was booked to do comedy just down the street. No, you know, he's canceled that non-existent gig. That's down the street. He was booked. Down the street. You're right. Where are we going to go down the street?

16:55Fuck an idiot. Yeah. No, John. John is in an official invite. It would seem. And I didn't even hear anything about John having to sell a specific amount of tickets, which I think I got very wrong the last time. That's a fact. Hotel, flight, and a payment for his set. No bit. No gimmick. And Stuttering John's like, fuck that, Milton. But I'm going to Hackamania. So you're going to come for free. So you'll come do it for free? John, John was watching this video earlier and he said, yeah, Milton, because I can afford it. So John, John might either get paid full ride to Hackamania or he might have to pay himself. I don't know. I don't know what's going on. But yes, John has an official invite to come

17:55perform at Hackamania. I say, give me 5,000 pesos. Maybe more money because El Gordo has streaming. So I need more dinero. Yeah, John does want money because Melton does not give a price. But John says it has to be worth his time and his notoriety as a celebrity. This is insane. Yep. This is insane. Who wouldn't who wouldn't pay to see Stuttering John do a stand-up set at Hackamania with Pat Dixon and Kumiya. You know, he hates Kumiya. This is a chance to stick it to him. What do you think that'll be? That's why. Cardiff's not going to be there. Oh, I knew it. You virtue. I'm going to merge fast. The Tato, is this just a work? So you make the orange look better? What the hell are you talking about? Why are you not going to Hackamania again? I tuned out.

18:59Because he's not here, sir. The I will answer for Cardiff is because Cardiff has decided he must take legal action based on the threats. Stuttering John through his way. It's crazy as that sounds. I'm telling you the truth. Cardiff will not be at Hackamania. That's not. Yeah. That we guarantee is not a bit. Right. Everything else is suspect. Yeah. Everything else is suspect. But the fact Jack is that Cardiff will not be there, you know, unless something like last minute or, you know, maybe I don't want to even say that because you're not going unless I guess something happened. I don't know. I don't want to speak for Cardiff because he's not even here. Yeah. So like there's a one percent chance. Okay. We'll then you're saying there's a chance. There's this. I'm not coming. This is amazing. See? They said there was no chance that this would happen. But it did. Oh, Jay. Welcome to the show. Oh, Jay. Why do you keep going back to this fucking thing? What do you mean?

20:13Animal. What do you mean things? Farm animal. Why is it he at the mic? He was trying to come out on this show. I love him. I love him. I don't understand. All right. I don't. I thought O.J. was there. But I guess he wasn't. I guess I was mistaken. Let's go. Way to be O.J. No kidding. It wasn't O.J. But we're going to pretend it is. John can be the headliner. I will tell Anthony Kumi to take a back seat. You're opening for John. Kumi. Is it okay for John to be a part of the show? If he's suing Carl. Does that look good? That was that not matter. It's irrelevant. Carl's not part of the standup. No. That's true. But it'll be there. I guess that's not irrelevant. I don't know. I keep thinking everything's an H.R.O. You're relevant. You're relevant. This is Hackamadia is April 10th of the 12th. I'm assuming by then we will already toss this cake out on

21:17its ass. Oh, that's true too. Oh, man. This is going to be pretty incredible to get all these people in one room. Then John was talking today about him. He invited Ashley Cummings. It would be fun to watch John try to fuck Ashley Cummings all weekend or any girl. Fantastic. Is he flying around? I don't know. Are they definitely doing that? John was trying to get or he's trying to, but Ashley's going to drive. Well, yeah, she's going to drive to Vegas because she was saying she might come anyway and that intrigued John. Now that John knows he's going to have a hotel room because I'm telling you right now. If if John comes, but Melton doesn't pay, John staying with Vegas beer gut, Jerry. Definitely. Well, there's a lot to room that just opened up, sir. Oh, yeah, that's true. Fuck. You might need John. Takes cars to place and you dab them on. Oh, yeah, that's right. John. I just had an opening. You can do my show. You can help me. I have

22:24parts for you. All right, a little more of this and then I want to play something else with John. Dear McDonald's, your breakfast menu, fire, tens across the board. I can be happy with anything, even though I order the same thing every time. Thanks for not judging me. I'll try something new next time. Make a score a two for five dollar deal and a sausage McMuffin with egg and more. Limited time only price and participation may vary cannot be combined with any other offer single item at regular price. But no, instead of getting a free flight or free hotel and payment, he's like, I'm coming to Hackamania to beat everybody up. You'll be there as long as Michaela. You'll be there as long as Michaela. We'll just have you kick. What do you think's happening? What are you think's happening? The hotel's going to let you walk around beating everyone up.

23:27For those of you not keeping score, Michaela was the girl who was at Hackamania too and told a misfit she was packing money. So bad that I let a guy get me fourth input for $20. I didn't even know there were four inputs disgusting. Wait, there's three on a guy? Well, this came up yesterday on PDP. I never got clarification. I don't think I asked. For Ava, is it first input or second input? Second. Oh, wait, no, you're right. It's mouth. Yeah, mouth is first. Is mouth first on a girl too? No. Speaking of Ava, did you see those man cans? She busted out right before we started. I did. She had a low cut shirt on for you. JT. She knows we'll be watching. That's why. She knows what you like. I'm disgusting. I'm going to throw up. Oh, no, she's beautiful. Everyone's beautiful.

24:27Yeah, get back to me on that JT. You know, Karmic said this too. Nobody better look at him in a certain kind of a way. Or he'll take off his bedazzled shirt and start bust and chops. Yes, we got to talk about Karmic. Karmic is doing it. Twitter. Yeah. So, I mean, we already pretty much confirmed on one of the earlier shows that Karmic was staying with Ron Fuddle. But if you needed absolute proof, we've got it. Plus, Karmic is becoming so big. He's fitting into Felicia's clothes. All that and more coming up on Tukisup. Yay! Let's try this again. Oh, Jay, I can't believe you're here with us. Oh, Jay. Yes. I can't believe you made it. Yes. That's it. What's up? It's all you got. It's all I got. How was your day? I had a fulfilling day. Okay. We'll talk about

25:34it in a little bit. All right. Are you tired? You sound tired. I'm fine. I got five hours of content. That's fantastic. Do you have a recording? I got it. I just sent them to you. I just sent them to your email. Oh, thank God. It's a fucking nervous all day. At Earl's dead grandma, thank you for becoming a YouTube member. And thank you, EFS 666 for gifting 20 bedabbling network memberships. You're a maniac. I can't wait to see you in Atlantic City. We'll play some craps. Talk about crappy punk rock bands. And thank you. Thank you for the 20 gifted memberships. Craziness. Yeah, we'll get into your day, Joey. Okay. But right now, we're watching. Did you know Melton offered Stuttering John a slotted Hacomania before you? I knew, but I mean, I don't really get into that world. But yeah, I knew I heard something like that. I heard you ran past your first joy. Listen, your speech you just gave about Hacomania was it made me ashamed to run for

26:40President of the United States. So I would just not talk to me tonight. Okay. What does that mean? Yeah, what does that even mean? Are you not running anymore? I am running, but he made a speech and he just said he wasn't going to Hacomania or something. That's true. Yes, he's not. And that's not a bit because he's a Canadian. He's out of the mature American. I'm running for President. Yeah, Joey, Joey, can I ask you, you sent me a video that was of you giving an hour long speech about your presidency? I did win. When you emailed me what you of like three recordings, two of them were the same thing. And then the third day. Today's wonder. No, no, no, no, no, the other day. I haven't I haven't checked my email. Oh, I just sent you today's stuff. I told you I got one video was was like four and a half hours. Another one was I read I did another I did a couple backup closings. I sent those to you. Okay. This is this is this is what this you're going to be so happy when I did you're going to love it. I can't wait.

27:44I can't wait to see it. All right. Hold on. We'll get back to that. I Joey see won a storage locker. And today was the day he had to go and clean it. So and also the day he had the film. Do you know the stress and anxiety? I took the charger. I took the extension. I know. I took tripods. So that it's a steady steady frame. We were all energetic. We are laughing. I'm very excited to see I'm just telling you. I was a little nervous that you know, maybe you'd forget to hit record on the live stream recording or something like that. I even on list I live streamed the whole thing and I unlisted it. I was nervous that even when you're listed someone might steveily get in there. But it went well. I mean I haven't even watched it. I'm looking at it right now. Mine is four hours and 13 minutes in it. And it was and I had it on a tripod set in one spot. Perfect angle to see us. We even when we took a little break we can you know we're still

28:48kept it line. We never turn it off. If you get some real talk you get me and me and Mr. C kind of get a little argument. All right. I'm very excited. Yeah. Don't give any detail. No, I'm not giving nothing out. No, no, no. It's good. And I think you're going to be it's what you asked me to do. And I think you're going to be I think you're going to say well done sir. I think you're going to say that well done son. Yeah, I might call you son. I think you're going to be happy. Why did you live stream? Why don't you just report it? Because I was afraid that that that I maybe I couldn't record for that long. I knew it was going to be live. I knew we're going to be. Yeah. I know you did it right. You did it right, Joey. And I'm going to edit this all down and storage pours episode two will premiere at Hackamania. We will have it won't be fucking four hours long. I mean, I know I spoke to you earlier at a phone and I know you know, they're going to have to wait to April. You're this is this is the agreement we have. It's probably going to be your best work when you get to Hackamania. They're I mean, I cannot you're going to this is going to make you're going to do on standing with this. But you know, I was nervous all day because we need it now

29:53after Cardiff left. So good job, Joey. Exactly. I was very nervous of the very first thing that we had to find and I was scared, you know, but we made it through it. All right. No, you did apparently do great, Joey. I mean, as far as I know, you did great. I just have to watch the footage. But yeah, we wanted to do a unlisted live stream because I don't know if he has phones that have enough storage for recordings and all that, you know, if you're good, that would be the best way because you're going to do it better. You did the wedding. It was hilarious. You're going to make this right and we're going to it's good content and you're going to make it good. And I got the locker that I thought was it was like that I thought would be something. And it was one of the funnest days I could ever have even my wife said, we all of us said, well, what a great day we had. All right. Well, that's fantastic. At the very least, I provided the Catalanos. You know that you know that your description, Joey, that you all came home holding hands. Happy they had a great day means the video shit. There's nothing. Everything's

30:59on it. And it was on a tripod and there's no movement. Everything was right. Nothing was outing. It was done right. We want to see Mrs. C. Shove your head and we'll Oh, she almost did. She almost did. All right. All right. Don't give anything else away. They'll have to come to Hackamania or watch it for free on Spurgtopia with the millions and millions of Spurgs. All right. Here's the rest of Milton inviting Stutters. Well, what? Oh, yeah. Cardiff, you can watch it all on Spurgtopia with the millions and millions for free. Nobody better look at him in a certain kind of a way. Or he'll take off his bedazzles shirt and start busting chops. You will? You'll be asked to leave. We run a non-violent event. We run a non-violent event. What do you think is going to happen when the guy who brought hundreds

32:00of people to the hotel casino says, yeah, like this guy. Trust pass, please. Instantly, I won't even do it. I'll have misfit. Do it. I'll have misfit. Record something surreptitiously and misfit. I'll handle it. Misfit's actually the the protector of the event. He's walking around. He's kind of he's keeping an eye out for everyone. All right. That's pretty much it. So, yes, John did get a formal of invite. And John is interested. John did say on his show, he's interested. If the price is right, if he is paid for his performance, hotel, flight, all that crap. So, John is very interested. So, we shall see if we swap Cardiff Electric for Stuttering John Melendez. It's a move. It is a move. I wouldn't even say lateral. Yeah, I was going to say it's not even a lateral move.

33:07God damn it. What would be a lateral move for Cardiff, sir? I don't know. Like, who could we get to replace you? I mean, I mean, the upgrade your sleeve. Dr. Steve or Dr. No, Dr. Steve's an upgrade. I don't know. Dr. Steve replacing you. I think that's pretty good. No. Maybe Kevin Dumpfuck? No, yeah, that would be funny. Holy shit. People might be interested in that. OJ. Can we get an OJ at Hackamania? JK would be better. That would be pretty good. Stop it, Shelley. We'll talk to OJ's people. My people will talk to OJ's people. I can't reach out. It's way too uncomfortable. I'm sorry, OJ. I didn't reach out. I was just dumbfounded and waiting for you to apologize. Biden would be better to replace him. Shut up, Joe.

34:08All right, so so much going on in the dabble verse. Did we hear from Chad today? Did Chad do it? I heard he didn't do a show or that he was, he was in home or something like that. So he didn't do a show today. I don't believe so. Okay, because I didn't see anything as far as Chad went. But then there's a whole karmic thing going on. Joey, did you see karmic? Oh, no, you can't. I've been working all day. I didn't have time to watch anything. They've all been working all day. Yeah, I do want to say something. And here's an opportunity. Did Rocco tell you that I did not steal anything off his credit card? I mean, I didn't feel I needed to say that. But yeah, I guess he should have. Yeah, I probably should have. No, I should have asked. And I had full access to your credit card and nothing was taken off of there. Well, I mean, yeah, you could have you could have bought another locker with it. I mean, I didn't, I deleted it and I and I kept my words, everything that I said

35:11everything. Well, well, no, someone did message. Someone did message me when Joey was overbiting on lockers. Yes. Your credit card would have been charged for the whole thing, correct? No, no, no, no, they were not. You have no, yeah, no, no, 15% of the buyers, buyers, stuff, everybody got charged. Yeah, it's a weird. It's weird. You only pay most of them. They paid cash. You have to go with your cash. But I got there. I set three hours in the park like they had a computer problem at the place. And they're telling me, listen, we're really sorry, but you need to come back tomorrow. Can we get this fix? I said, I, you get a paper to truck today and tomorrow. I got a big fight with the general manager. And I go, yeah, do you return the truck? I don't got to be back at nine o'clock in the morning. Sit in my driveway filled with all the stuff. I got to go. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go put it into the into where we're going to put it now. So you still have to unload the truck? Yeah, but it's easy. I got 10 people here to do it. Okay, okay. I'm just saying. Yeah, it's got plenty of time, sir. I got a truck going to be trucks. It doesn't matter. It's not your name. It's your name. It's a name in the pay cash. Yeah, the truck's not in my name. Yeah, so don't worry about that. Anyway, yes, Joey did

36:16not steal from me. So take that roachy. But you didn't see that coming. Yeah, I'm never going to steal from him. Never. Never. I'm not that way. Oh, thank you for lunch. Everybody, thank you for lunch. That was very nice to you to buy us lunch. Oh, fantastic. Where do you go for lunch? We went to a, we went to a little place that had some of the best Philly cheese steak sandwiches, dinos, dinos on US 19 and holiday. That's beautiful dinos. You have to get a big old, big old Philly cheese steak with fries for $10.99. That's fantastic. Uh, please don't share this with OJ or give it all to him. I don't care. Love you more than a friend. Kind of knows to Adam Bush, 100 bucks. What are you doing? Stop it. Thank you very much, Adam Bush. Uh, incredibly unnecessary, but thank you. It's crazy. I don't think we have that kind of relationship, but I guess now we do. Did you hear a rumor about a new show coming out though? No. Doritos. What? Doritos. Who? I think cars, I think cars do that. Who's going to be in

37:25store tours? I heard her recruit Mrs. C to do that one. What? What the hell are you talking about? I just heard it. She said, yeah, then someone approached me about doing a thing called store tours. She was approached. Yeah. I think I know. I think I know approached there. By your people. Well, what is that in tail? What does she do? I don't know. She just yelling me. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. That's all I know. It's named store tours. Well, there you go. Shut the fuck up. I don't know. Like you find horrors in the locker. I don't know. Things in the locker. Wait. Uh, no, I was not aware of that. Talked today by your people to get with you with Rockle. Why do you keep saying my people? I said, why are you people? I love Joey. I can't get enough of him on my show every week. I'm renaming the show Catalano Soup. I'm ruining my whole show by having Joey live on the show instead of just showing clips of him. All right. Listen, Joey did a good thing today. I told Joey

38:31you could hang out. Well, you bought him a cheese steak now. Kick his ass. You do your show. I'm gonna just listen and when you need me, I'm here. That's it. That's it. Thank you. We're very excited for storage horrors, whatever that entails. Well, why don't we, since we have you on, why don't we workshop this? Wait a minute. Why are you yelling at me? You're a microphone. What's Joey? What's your vision for storage was? I don't have a vision. I don't even want to touch that with a 10 foot pole. So that would have a 10 foot pole on storage horse. Well, he's asking you what do we, what's your vision? Okay, Mrs. C have a vision for the show. Part of what's known? You got a vision. Ralph. Ralph, I'm sorry, Ralph. Ralph wants to do me a vision. It's what? When I, when the vision comes to me, yeah, I will allow them to. Okay. So we only have a title right now. A title, that's it. She said, I don't think I talked to Rocco. I think he should handle this one too. I don't know what we're talking about. He don't know what you're talking

39:31about. He said, he gone because I had a consultant with him. Okay. This is my idea. Can I ask you where you got this idea for nothing? The poll told me to take a show and I did it. Okay. All right. Goodbye. Hold on. I'm muting you for a second. Dang lizard. Thanks. This is from I think this is from Saturday. Thank you, dang lizard. Know what to do? I ran out of 70 Spider-Man. Please tune into my next show. I need time to come up with a new lie. I'm Viral. I'm horny and I'm cool. Danny Lady Kay's lawyer dummies. That was also from Saturday. And one more from Saturday. Hookey. Do a remake of the song. Stay again, but this time for OJ. I'll stop it. You say OJ. We are doing break up songs. Break up songs. Yeah. Stephanie. Hashtag Justice for OJ. Love you more than a friend. Love you more than a friend.

40:33Stephanie. See you at Hackamania, starring the great, starring John Melendez. Possibly. We can't say that yet. We can't promote it with John. That is right. A publicity. We don't want to do that. So possibly. I know. Steph already got her tickets. So we're safe. Chad Zumimic. You are riding down the Oregon trail. You meet a man named Terry. You say, Terry is a girl's name. Terry clubs you. You have died from dysentery. Haka, Haka. Yay. What a fantastic. That's just ever written. That is a fantastic joke. Tim Bollinger. Hookey made a toki made OJ feel. No, that is not true. Stop it. It was Cardiff's fault. Ozempig. OJ told us he was sick last year out of his mouth. Well, yeah, I think that's that's why I was confused. And I was confused by the whole thing. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, my Kiwi flavored Negro. You know what's missing from the Hackamania lineup?

41:36Ms. Judy's wobbling Gook throat. Talking law. Stop it. Promote code wobbling Gook throat. It's disgusting. There is no promo code wobbling Gook throat. So please do not use that. I unfortunately have to stop practicing medicine because I did not call a Wamblons for OJ on bedabling live. Home alone was the one where Joe Pesci was in the trunk, right? Thank you, EFS. No. I know. I think home alone in Joe Pesci got hit in the face with a fish. Yes, or a paint can. I can't remember. But I think JT was right. I think that scene where they throw them in the hole. I just, yeah, it looks like it's if they're in the trunk, right? Yeah, it does because they're all curled up like that in the trunk. I also they've gotten there. I just thought there was a scene where they pulled up. They opened the trunk and they're laying like that. And then they're laying like that in the corn field or whatever. I thought it was symbolic. I made it all up in my head. Yeah, he had a watch them kill his brother first.

42:38Yes. Yeah. I think Shazam was the movie where Joe Pesci was in the trunk. Shazam. Shazam? I don't remember. What's the single bed? Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw that. No, I didn't. Everyone was so mad at me when I could believe that. No. I didn't get enough thank yous. And I misheard the word sick when B. Dabler said, Nick, now my gash throbs like a Melendez. Stop being a bitch OJ and come hang with me in the kitty chat rooms. Stop it. Disgusting. I do have a theory though of what happened. But I think it's just going to make things worse. Oh, then don't. I think he heard what I said. He just was mad that I said that again because that wasn't true. Right? Oh, because the real reason or right. Kind of sick, Rick, Nick. I just think I think he's

43:50just pissed because I keep saying that the Nick OJ thing happened. But it did happen. But it wasn't true. Maybe. And the other reason was the real reason, but he used the nickname as a thing. You're all alone on this one, boss. I think he hates me again. I don't know what to do. I'm going to show you wrong. Either way, you're wrong. NJ Ranger, you going to AC at least, Lardiff? No, I'm not. He's not going to AC. I have enough snow here. He respects his time for some reason. I was mentally broken by doing poor commentary on an even worse podcast. Now I'll deprive every one of my incredible wit and sulk. Thank you. Thank you. Jojie's got a, there is something to that. He just started sniping John. We just left him there. I mean, he's something to John for episode after episode. Yeah, I mean, but I mean, John just pops on.

44:55I can't, you know, I can't just be there. It's torture. Must have hurt him. I tried it three episodes. It hurt me. It literally broke his brain. Get it for months. All right. Thank you all for the super chats and super tips. I want to do a couple of these membership things because I got to keep up on them before they go away. Nankram became a YouTube member. Thank you, Nankram. The Tommy Jordan member for three months. Sorry for the loss of OJ, if you want a cup of coffee. Tommy Jordan will have you on soon. Kip cast. Thank you for being a member for 14 months. Didn't know he was sick till you said so. That's a lie. Everyone was even saying he said it months ago. So shut up. These are the rotwiler. My man, member for 25 months. Remember that time. OJ was funny. Me neither. Stop it. Katta, Minnesota's game magician. Remember for 14 months. Rocco did nothing wrong. Thank you. Finally, and that might be OJ. That might be an OJ Alt account. We'll have to look into that.

46:00Jerk Store member for five months. Thank you. God, you guys are on FSJ. Yeah, you know, it's torturous to listen to Stuttering John, but you know, we're here to save you from that drunk and deadbeat. If only we could have been there sooner for certain people who looked to him, who looked up to him and we could have saved them. But oh, well, Alkaline X three. Does OJ need a tampon? No, oh, stop it. Leave him alone. Miss fit 78. Hey, someone sure has some weak co-host. Remember for 13 months. Shut up. I'll dare you. I'm easy one two. Yeah. OJ, OJT is not weak. I've seen OJT lift 100 pounds right over his head. Easy one two three. Remember for 28 months. I am most bummed there will be no big Chad Zuma. There will be no big Chad Zuma this year. That's another thing people were guessing what Carmich was or Cardiff. God damn it. Cardiff was

47:01going to dress up as this year. Nobody was guess. Oh, oh, so many. I got so many emails of people guessing. They were so excited. It's like, I can't wait to see what Cardiff dresses up as this year. The dazzler 77 new OJ is better. Thank you. Daniel Pune, two Catalanos just stole my storage unit. FSJ love you more than a friend. Remember for 30 months. Wow, thank you. Thank you, Pune. Took you world order. Remember for 18 months. I stand with OJ FSJ. Yes. Oh, John was going on and on about the praises of OJs too. So if OJ doesn't want to be our friends anymore, he definitely has a friend in John. He has an open invite to John show at any time. OJ has an open invite to John show. Not just if John is playing a show near him, he can come have a free beer. This is open invite to be on his show. By the way, I want to, I don't have the video of this. I just have the audio,

48:05but I am an Ashley Cummings fan now. Thank you to whoever was texting Ashley Cummings. It was not too key, but I have to thank you for this. Again, this is just audio. But again, with John striking everybody, this is probably the better way to do it anyway. But anyway, so how are you doing? I'm doing pretty well. I'm just getting over, like I said. Oh, it's fine. Okay. That's what I'm saying. But I'm happy to be happy. How are you? I'm great. I mean, I'm getting attacked non-stop, but what else is there? Someone asked me, just texted me and like asked me to ask you a question. Yeah, who? Kind of a weird question. I don't know. Who's the slum one first? Who's what? Who's the slum one? Oh, I actually don't even know this someone's name, but definitely a dabble first person. I don't know their name. All right, here we go.

49:06I don't even know if this is awkward because I don't even know what it means. Just say it! So don't get mad at me, okay? Magnum Maddie. I don't even know what the cute word actually. I think I know what it means. As soon as she said that, has your son ever creeped in your face? Yeah, that's a, that's, that's, I know. The second she said it too. I was like, she's talking about queer. I was like, oh, oh, oh, she's about to answer about the queen thing. It's fantastic. Yeah, it's actually asked John a question that I have been looking for the answer too. And I will get my answer at Hakomania, Hakomania.com, homoco.jt. Come possibly smell Stuttering John. Yay! Sure. Has your son ever creeped in your face? Yeah, that's a, that's, that's a Rocco burrow. That's his big joke. You know, like he thinks that's

50:07so funny. What is it? Yeah, but yeah, he has children and, and yeah, you know, like it's so, it's such a, it's such a hack joke to begin with. But why is it a hack joke? I took a joke that you were in it famous for and I made it better. It thinks it's the funniest thing that, you know, anyone's ever come up with. Mm-hmm. I don't even know really what it means. Because you're stupid. You forgot not getting mad at me. You're positive. No, I don't, I don't really care about it. And I don't care. You know what? Does anyone believe that Ashley doesn't know what a creep is? I know. She's a dumb. I, I don't even know what a creep is. I, I feel like Ashley's want a cleafing contest. At least once in your life. She's got a cleaf that she walks. Yeah, all that yoga, yoga cheats, good, good point, JT. And the yoga. Yeah, she's probably even got tons

51:11of rooms, those hot, sweaty rooms where people are just farting and cleafing. Yeah, you're right. How could she not, how could she be Whitney coming sister and not know what a cleaf is? Didn't Whitney Cummings make her career on cleafing? I believe so. I think they used to tour Poland as the cleaf sisters. They just used to cleave. Oh wait, I think that actually was a South Park thing. We're gonna say we're ripping it off. Really? But yeah, yeah, remember Terence and Philip met like some circus act of sisters who could cleaf on each other or something? Well, that does sound familiar. Yeah, exactly. But no, but what if Ashley and Whitney Cummings tour the world being the cleaf sisters? Yeah, come on. Your vagina's made that noise before. Well, I mean, my vagina's made that noise. With all that horse riding, they did it younger also. I mean, oh yeah, you're right. It does sound like a horse. Yes, and goddammit, we were on Whitney's

52:13side last week because we thought that would get us more popularity. Oh, yeah, we still are. But congratulations, Ashley, for asking John that question, you are now an honorary member of the TWO. We still think you're very stupid. But we have to be on your sister's side. If anything, you owe her a horse. You should have been grateful for the short amount of time you had with the horse and you should probably stop airing all of your grievances or your sister in like a 12-part mini series. Have you seen that? Ashley Cummings has been making videos of things she's like accusing Whitney Cummings of like they had issues with like the parents in a retirement home or rehab or something like that. But are are are any of these shows getting any traction? No, no one gives a shit, but she keeps doing it. She keeps yelling into the ether

53:16about how Whitney has mistreated her. But everything is fine. We all it had all had an appy ending in the end. I don't think your parents had to be moved anyway because they went to heaven to meet God. Or however, Ashley puts it. She talks like an infant. She's like in the end, I had to be the one that took my parents to meet Jesus in heaven. Oh God, they're rotting in the ground or they're burned up. Either way, they're dead. Can you imagine like even if your sister is famous, can you imagine doing this? No, it's sick. It's gross. Again, it's another one of these gross things, but this one's at least a little interesting because it involves a way more popular celebrity at least than anyone in the devil. You know her yoga classes are this. You're just talking about Whitney. You have to go to class to eat yogurt. It's disgusting. But yeah, oh yeah, yeah, you fuck up. Helen Whitney stories. Okay, everyone now getting the

54:16downward dog position. Dog, like that bastard sister of mine. Fuck you. Fuck you, Whitney. Who gives you? You're right. I can't do it, Ashley. I haven't tried. No, you're good when you whisper. When you whisper talk. When you baby talking. No, but she gets nasty. She gets real like when she yells. Shut up. She sounds like a female Vince McMahon. She's like shut up. Shut up, Rochy. Don't join her up for me. Like you can only imagine what Whitney Cummings poor Whitney Cummings had to deal with. And then she tried to make it up by giving her sister a horse. And then that sister took the horse. Which I guess she's an Indian giver. Are they Indian? Yeah, but an Indian doesn't believe you can give an animal. That's true. But did that's true. But did did Whitney keep up with like the maintaining of the horse? I mean, I've seen the Simpsons horse. Yeah, it's not cheap and

55:19horrors and horse. Homer had to work like 23 hours at the Quickie Mart in order to pay for his horse. And I don't see Ashley doing that. But either way, I digress. All right, so that's all the John stuff pretty much. I mean, there's probably clips on dabblers now of John reacting to Melton's. No, actually, there's none. I don't see it here. Ashley's starting a one woman show. No, what is it called? The Cummings and Cummings. That's fantastic. Thank you, chicken boy. No, no, I don't. But yeah, she has like this whole series she's been doing. And it's like unless Whitney Cummings, my sister talks to me, I'm going to keep doing these. So keep doing them Ashley. We love them. And we are on. But does she want her sister to talk to her? Or does she want money? I don't see what's money. Oh, she's very broke. She's going to John show for 20 bucks.

56:23Better check it, Whitney. How is she going to John show? Well, Whitney has like the number one podcast. And then her sister's on Stuttering John Shudts. That's how I'm saying. That's how down on the totem pole. She is. And he is. And he is. Right. I mean, Whitney doesn't want to have anything to do with her sister. I mean, she kind of vaguely stuck up for her by saying, all you pathetic men who have to use my family members against me or something. Oh, that was, she was, she was, she was an attack on a big kid, big Kevin Brennan there. Yeah, I know she was talking about Kevin Brennan, but in the grand scheme of things, I mean, it's all very stupid. But yes, if you want to hear horror stories about Whitney Cummings, go follow Ashley Cummings. Is it Ashley Cummings yoga? We're yoga. She's your either way. I thought you were Whitney. Wouldn't you throw actually a couple hundred bucks to shut up a month? I have a feeling she's probably done that a bunch of times and it

57:27don't work. You know what I mean? The price just keeps going up. Yeah, shut me up again. Hey, I'm talking again. You're going to shut me up. I don't care about inflation. I wish I had a fistful cash I throw into. He's mouth right now. But yeah, I think I have a feeling that she's probably done this a couple of times. I'm going to talk all about you. I'm going to do a 20. Okay, go ahead. Okay, I'll stay quiet. But yeah, so a lot of going on there. Again, we are team Whitney because she is more famous. Really no other reason and more beautiful and more beautiful. Did you ever see that picture of those two? Was that altered? Do you know what picture I'm talking about? JT, do you know the picture I'm talking about of Ashley and Whitney Cummings? I know the picture of Kiki's buttholes. I don't think it's altered because Ashley used it like as a thumbnail or something. But maybe I'm wrong. It's the two of them. I'm sure like kinky loco has it. Someone

58:35sent it to JT on Discord. You guys know the picture I'm talking about where they look like Israeli survivors. They look like two Israeli women who survived a blast. They look like garbage. Like I'm sorry. I know everyone gets old. We're all ugly. I'm fat. I'm ugly. But my god, makeup does wonders. I'm starting to think I need to start using makeup. You do, sir. And you need you need a night routine, sir. I'm telling you. Oh, uh, Spireport. Spireport. Spireport. Uh, John now has Ava and Keanu on. Keanu laughing hysterically. That's something, John said. He's very funny. Yes. Holy fuck. Down in instantly, sir. Now the only reason I think this isn't now people have talked about this before we never showed this. But the reason I don't think this is fake is because I think Ashley used this. Yeah, it's where she at least. Yeah, she at least showed it. Holy mother of

59:43goal. He's too fucking. Anyway, this is what uh, take it down. Why did we say to bring this up? I don't know. I don't even remember. No, because we're talking about how wonderful makeup works. What's what I'm saying? I feel like I have to use makeup. But anyway, uh, we all get old, we all get ugly. In case, uh, so I'm digging a little deeper, sir. Oh, no. So apparently, yes, um, it was altered. No, it's, it's a real picture. Oh, my god. I actually put it out to embarrass her sister. Oh, good job, Ashley. And Whitney replied, you're 44 years old, not my obligation to support you financially because they all find out I've given you a couple hundred grand worth of support. And you do nothing but start wars and attack people. Yeah, I keep out of pocket for both parents

1:00:45who had strokes without insurance for over 10 years. Look at those two evil witches. Fun before the concert on October 7th. Selfie. That was the post thing. They do. They look like gypsies. They would rob your child. It's horrifying. Anyway, it's fantastic. But yes, if you want to know about the lives of Whitney Cummings and her sister, go to Ashley Cummings channel, uh, Ashley Cummings yoga. I believe Ashley Cummings yoga. Yeah. Um, all right. So Carmick. Who? Lots of Carmick news. Carmick, not Cardiff. Carmick. Uh, he didn't do this time, sir. He did nothing. But before that, yeah, that, uh, go to that. We are getting backed up a little bit on super chats. I'm trying to do this a little different. I'm trying to do little clumps and, uh, because people are mad. Because people are mad. We do too much. People are mad that we do them too late.

1:01:49People are, I hate you all. But I love you, OJ. Please come back. Uh, Stephanie, uh, Cardiff, I didn't meet you last year. And now this year too, how'd you not meet him last year? I don't think she knew who Cardiff was last year. How did you not know? He's a Frankenstein looking. Well, there's a lot of Frankenstein. Well, there were a couple people last year that even still the way something are Cardiff. That's amazing. I've often wondered at myself too. How do people not? I don't know. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I don't get it. But yeah, all right. Well, I'm sorry, Steph, but he doesn't care about you. Obviously, you could spot me a mile away. Anyway, I don't understand. Now, like I said, I know there's a lot of big guys in this community, but I don't know. I feel like you can definitely figure out who Cardiff is. Yes. He's a shape. The shape. It's like a rectangle, a giant rectangle. It's Minecraft Frankenstein. Yes.

1:02:56I surely made off this reminds me. OJ has a personality of one of John's hemorrhoids. How dare you? That is my friend. I think I don't know if we're friends anymore. I think he hates me. Tim Bullinger, I wish I would have docs that fucking potato last year when I had the chance. You broke my heart, Cardiff. Sorry, Tim. Sorry, Tim. There'll still be plenty of come for you. Tim Bullinger, the man who coined the phrase, I came for the come. Tuky fan, Tuky, you did nothing wrong. OJ is a huge baby. Thank you. Finally, someone said it. I've been waiting for a Ralph to say it all show, anyone said it. Do I get a promotion, sir? Does JT get a promotion? No, neither one of you. None. Well, actually, no. JT, you're moving up the ranks. So I still answer the phones? Yes. Thank you. That's all I can do. I'm a job. And do OJ's job. Exactly. And then when OJ comes back, you're demoted again. I don't know. James R. Ralph will be there. Look for fat guy with the cane. Ralph will not be. Yeah,

1:04:03yeah, let's put that to rest too. Not Ralph, not decimus. Yeah, the real man who plays Cardiff Electric. Lardiff. That fuck will not be there. I love the chicken, the whole one, the big three-year-old. No, yeah. Thank you. P L, five bucks. Yeah, Stuttering John is actually dunking and pooing on this whole universe. Fact Jack, multiple shows with strikes and now scared off Carmich or Cardiff. Yeah. Amazing win. You have to change your name. Okay, let's just invite Carmich on stage and then we'll, you'll still just call him Cardiff. No, no, no, no, the difference will be perfect. We can ask Ghost Crusaders TV. John did in fact say tonight 5,000 is his rate, but he needs more because Hacomania does streaming. Oh, he's not coming. Okay, that's fine. All right, spy report. spy report.

1:05:05spy report. John is definitely not coming to Hacomania. I'm getting a five. Five G's. Yeah. Bullshit. He ain't getting five. I know he ain't getting five. Do you think he would actually sell that much in tickets? Would he make it work? Like the people are coming are already coming. Do you think people, extra people will come because Stuttering John? Exactly. Again, his shot was dabble con two. He didn't dabble con two. That was his shot. He would have fucking come out of there making money. He would have come out of there with people behind them. He would have he could have defused a lot of this. Can you imagine if he went to dabble con one and how that could have altered history? He almost, he had that gig at the Carlson the night before subreddit surfing. I don't know. I know. I bought a ticket to that. A lot of people bought a ticket for John and Rochester and him backing out. Again, it was an opportunity. That was also before we've

1:06:12heard his set 800 fucking times. That's what it would be funny because while John's doing his whole set, I feel like it would be like Bill Byrne, Phil Delphi. You know what I mean? When he's just ranting or the whole crowd is just out the open Anthony thing. It would have been two years. Yeah. It would have been perfect. It would have people would have been throwing squeegees in the air. Right. But I'm saying this year, if he comes to Hackamania, I mean. Yeah, no, no, nobody wants him. No, Bern, like, burned any opportunity to actually not be a laughingstock. But he could have really changed everything if he just went to the first dabble con. Who knows what the dabble verse would have been? Who knows if he so would even be in jail? He would have. He would have met. He's so. Yes. Might have both been in jail. That's true. That's true. Hey, so I need a producer. Why don't you tell me about those hotties with a body? You got six thousand pitches of whatever you was saying. Hotties on the party. I just want to say he needed

1:07:18a higher than Mr. Producer and things. But you had a different route. You want to show me some of those six thousand hotties on a party. I also think John. Oh, I know what I wanted to say. John also shared a story today of a DM he got on Facebook from a woman he used to hang out with at Pickwick pub. Not necessarily serrally hang out with. But she was part of their drunken group, I guess. And she now lives in Australia and credits John for saving her life. You didn't see this. Did you, Ralph? No. Oh, I wish you didn't see this either. I wish it was someone because I was half listening. But yeah, John felt the need to tell us

1:08:18that someone recently told him a story about how he saved her life. A guitar girl. She called herself. Have you ever talked about a guitar girl before? No. In base, I believe it's completely bullshit. Well, the dude's writing again. The dude did say he didn't remember why or what he did to save her life. But he did ask her and she wrote back, you listened. There's something like that. It was like he listened to my problems. I think you gave me advice or something. Carly. Yes. Thank you, Ghost Crusaders TV. Carly was the name of this woman. She now lives in Australia and she credits the stuttering John for saving her life. At least that's what John told us. So that's fantastic. I got to look, find out, see if we find out more about that. John didn't want

1:09:21to tell us, but he felt he had to because we're all where he, we're always spreading the narrative about what a horrible person he is. How did he save this woman's life? And his kids do. His family does. He listened when she needed him, when she needed to listen. Yeah, because listening is obviously one of John's greatest deals. We've seen that. John was probably black out drunk, staring at her tits and she's just telling them, you know, going off about how her life sucks, a boyfriend hits her, whatever. He's just, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's rough. That sucks. Take it up up. But yeah, I don't know, something like that. Third input question. Third input question. Yes, you do. You take it in. But yeah, that was another revelation today by the great stuttering John Melinda's hero of the people, not the stupid or the invisible hero

1:10:24of the fictitious. But yes, he was very proud of that. And so we'll see. We'll see if there's more. John is off now. He again, he was on with Ava, Kayano eventually came on. Maybe you can write a song about Kay. What's your name, Carly? Carly. There's new album. Oh, did you hear the other songs he's been writing? Oh, yes, yes, that was that was today. He couldn't keep up with the timing because I got to hear the song. I'm not, you know, I wasn't a big village people fan. That's what he said. He doesn't know the horse and YMCA because he wasn't a big, as he hates homosexuals. Yes. But then later, like literally five minutes later, he goes, he does it again. He goes, you gotta love the village people. He's so fucking stupid. Amazing. I love him. I love all these idiots. I want to give you a big hug in a kiss when I

1:11:25see you at Hakomania. John, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to kiss you on the mouth with my tongue. What? John claims that him and Hitman Dan are being approached by 19, it's 22-year-olds. Yes. On TikTok. That's another thing. So John realized that it's Booker T and not Booker T Washington. Finally. Who he interviewed? We forgot to talk about that. But the other day when Adam Bush was on, John was bragging that he interviewed Booker T Washington, who I believe died in like 1918. So that's pretty impressive. But it turns out it was Booker T, the other black Booker T, the wrestler. And John is claiming that that interview is currently going viral on TikTok and Instagram. And 19, 20, and 22-year-olds are coming up to him going, wait, are you famous? I think I know you. So here's the thing, sir. What? There's no way that somebody would see that

1:12:32video on TikTok of John and his booker T and recognize John. Right. It's bullshit. It might be getting some traction. But it's all, you know, people are coming up to John and going, holy shit. Are you that idiot and the thing with the wrestler? Yeah, that's me. Like there's no way. No one is recognizing John. I watched the lady from a Beetlejuice one where John's in the background. Maybe? No. I don't know. John looks incredibly different than he used to. No, no, I'll say maybe somebody's seen that. Maybe that's kind of maybe Booker T one isn't going viral. No, I mean, John says it is. Go to T Washington is prominently featured in the album, Adventures in Negro History. Oh, is he? Volume one. All right, I'll have to list. I still haven't listened. I have to get a record player. But thank you, American topic. But yeah, John, um, fuck where we say, oh, yeah, John's looking more like Mrs. Doubtfire every fucking day.

1:13:36I keep seeing an old English woman or old Asian woman, depending on how open his eyes are. But yes, he is reeking of estrogen, except for his arms. Is that a Mr. Doubtfire? Yes, this dude Doubtfire. But, uh, but John, again, I will admit John does his arms do look good. Uh, but I would like to see the rest of his body. I need a shirtless, a topless, I need a topless picture of John. I want to see John topless. Yes, John does revenge porn fantasization. I know. Uh, convicted revenge pornographer and a ledger come eater, uh, Aaron Imholt is currently in legal matters because of leaks of his topless pictures. So we understand the severity of, uh, leaking topless pictures. I will not leak them, John. I just want to see them for my own entertainment that is all unless Vince sends them to me, then I will definitely leak them.

1:14:38All right, Carmich electric. He has, uh, left, be right back sir. Okay, no problem. He has left the nest once again. We saw photo evidence of the reflections in his glasses that prove that he was at full ashes. Yes, that was last week. That was last week, but there were still doubters. Well, here's another bit of evidence that may make you believe that Carmich and Felicia are living in sin still. Makes me sick. It's disgusting. We have a lot of parts to this. So bear with me because I got to remember what order everything's in. But, uh, this is, uh, from the great, so thorough joe burrow, my grandfather, the great joe burrow. Uh, this is Carmich live. Welcome

1:15:45to hell. I'm not playing this whole thing because it's like 20 minutes, but I just want to play the beginning part because this was shocking to Tuky. Who did this, so thorough joe burrow? I'm trying out some new threads tonight. I'm trying some new threads. The jackets getting a little warm. Not this jacket, but my leather jacket that I, that I free that you guys have came to see me in. So he's wearing Felicia's blazer. A blazer with shoulder pads and a sequency orange or a purple top blouse. I believe is that what women call their shirts blouses? Yes. Hey, uh, oh, Jay, are you still there? We're talking about your buddy. You want to jump in? I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Okay. Did you fall asleep? No. You hit me in mute.

1:16:45What do you think of Carmich's new outfit? I think we're gonna fucking fagging homosexual bitch. Oh, stop it. Be nice. What? Why should I be nice to him? Hey, I think you're giving uh, Carmich, all your weight, by the way. That's good. I hope I, I hope it's more of it because I, listen, I decided my, I'm gonna become a gypsy and I got a voodoo doll and I made a voodoo doll of him. So I'm gonna, yeah. Do you have the voodoo doll of him? Yeah, I stick needles in it. Can you show us the voodoo doll of him? Okay. But yes, um, people have been commenting. This just proves how large Ron Fuddle is. I can't even get my arm through my mom's pant legs. What's this fruit wearing, sir? He's wearing Ron Fuddle's blazer with shoulder pads and then possibly her purple sequence blouse. Definitely one of her blouses. It's definitely a surprise.

1:17:46Mason, she is, she is a real woman. I mean, do we know this for fact? We hear, we hear that is what, that is what uh, uh, uh, Carmich says. Well, that's one ugly bitch. Stop it. How dare you. But yes, this is uh, absolutely Felicia's outfit. So now the question is, is Felicia fucking with him because he called her a cunt so many times? Well, this is vengeance. Right. Is this vengeance for him calling her a cunt? Cunt? He called her cunt over 20 times. Because I think he's all for it. This guy is so cucked out. She, and I, I mean, if I was Felicia, I'd hold on to this one because he is literally like a robot that you can program to do your bidding. You can dress him up like Rosie the robot from the Jetsons. Have him clean your house. He um,

1:18:49yeah, the clothes were another dead giveaway as to the fact that Carmich might possibly still be with the fuddle and we have even more damning evidence. Yes. I was going to say what didn't uh, Felicia wear that that jacket on a MLC a few weeks ago? That's what people are saying. I don't know. I haven't seen it. I don't know if I've ever seen or wear in the purple thing. But the fact that he could fit into her clothes is incredible to me because Carmich is not a small guy. You look at Carmich and you see all the gay dancing and the the homo music and you're like, oh, this guy's a little pixie. Like he's just, you know, he's a little uh, Laurie Petty. But no, he's not. He's like six foot. I think he's like over 200 pounds and he's perfectly fitting. I mean, now listen, the jacket's a little short, I guess, but That's sure. That's sure. The purple one. I think it might be his or he bought it for himself. Yeah, I don't see the blouse wearing that. You mean the blouse? Yeah. I told you he was a real clown.

1:19:55He wearing a clown outfit. I told you that. That's true. But have you ever been able to fit into a girl you're dating clothes? Yeah, any of you. Well, that's true. That's what I'm saying. And he's looking a little chunky. That's what I'm saying. I think. I told you this. Joey's been giving Carmich's his extra weight. So this is even more damaging for Ron Fuddle and the 200 pound claims because this pretty much confirms it if you're asking tookie and no one is. He's trying to do right. Isn't that how it's all used? I think he's like six foot, maybe six foot too. Okay. Yes, my girlfriend's cars. I couldn't fit in. Yeah, I believe that. That's why I still don't understand how people claim they've never met you at a live event. It's just so crazy to me. Okay, a little more Carmich and then we've got to get into the more damning evidence. Now I'm trying something a little bit more late night.

1:20:59Homosexual late night talk showy. You know, a little bit pizazz with the purple shirt. Where does he think this? Remember when Leno you all show Leno used to wear sequins shirts? Well, that's what he wants to do. He wants to do a late night talk show with no guests, I think. Remember, he talked about making a desk or finding one of the finest desks in all the land. And he wanted to have like a big desk and he wanted to do like a talk show format, but he's got no one to talk to. That's the problem. Holy no, he's a cat. Right. He'd only just sit there staring at the computer and all the people hating on him. It's got to be an exhausting way to live. And... Cramer tried. Cramer did dry. You're right. He did. He at least called his friends over to do mock shows and pretend they were doing shows. Right. Carmich has actually has an audience who would watch, but he can't find any friends. It's very sad. I do want to go to Carmich's hometown,

1:22:03though, and go around to like the two places and just slide a picture of Carmich's and go, do you know this retard and see what they say? But I'm not doing it, Carmich, relax. So it's like I have to get it. It was like guess you got to take like a pontoon boat and like three prop planes to get there or something. And a bus. I think you're going to get to his town in the winter, sir. Yes, and you have to lay click. You have to wear red or purple ruby slippers and click your heels. I want to do something a little showy. No, you didn't. I'm doing a show. So I'm going to dress in a way that's a little showy. Why the fuck not? Why wouldn't I? Because you're wearing your girlfriend's clothes. I have vintage players. And I'm like, okay, it fits. Well, since it's a U shirt, I sure hope I don't catch aids because that's always the possibility. So I, you know, I'm giving my fingers crossed on that. That's funny that he knew it was a gay shirt.

1:23:04All right. So that answers that. I guess he's saying he bought it at a thrift store, but he does not mention the blazer, I believe. The blouse he got at a thrift store, apparently allegedly. He's his face and his hairdo and the jacket. He looks like the 1932 Frankenstein, you know, Boris Karloff, you know. You've met Karloff. He looks like Frankenstein. Now, this guy, look at the face. Look deeper than that. He's see Boris Karloff. Look at him. I do. I see it. I see it, Joey. Not only that, but the purple works with the background a little bit. I don't know. I'd like to have like a little interesting, you know, outfits every day. A little different thing every day. I think it would be nice if someone was thinking about the actual show first. No, everyone knows. If you watch Chad Zumak and other shows of that ilk, the way you dress is your personality. Remember when Chad used to change his hats all the time?

1:24:07Sometimes he'd be Army War Helmet Chad. Sometimes he'd be Captain Alex Chad. Sometimes he's just, you know, professional baller Chad. Carmick has to do the same thing, but he quit after this show, because I think because everyone was making fun of the fact that he was wearing his girlfriend's jacket that he quickly went back to the leather jacket look. This is the look he's had ever since. Carmick and Gilly have both been streaming. This is equally a gay look, sir. It's very equally a gay look. Spoiler alert, I found this jacket. She was begging for super tips the other day, or superchat. She was begging. Oh, it's funny. You say that, Joey. I had no idea, except for when I went to Doom's Twitter, you saw right here, because how much you want to bet Pat Dixon paid Doom

1:25:08to do this? Because I think that's what he did. Shame. But yes, this, so this is Felicia like two days ago. All right. This is her two days ago. This is her finally being honest with all of you. I can't see superchats sending some superchats. Otherwise, why am I doing this? I need money. I had a gig canceled tonight. I need money. That's why she called Carmick. It gives us half his money to her. This is exactly what I was saying. Carmick pays her for her love. We don't know that for sure. Right there is the proof right there. There are people who are speculating that though. But then, so she's saying, you know, why am I doing this unless I'm doing it for money? She never tries to actually do a show. She just sits there wherever she is and just looks at

1:26:12the chat, reads the chat. You know, she'll tell you what she did in her day. Like the day after she complained about needing money, she talked about the fact that she went out to eat. She just logs. It's like doing a vlog for superchat. Carmick's got big trouble coming up ahead. I tell you that right now. Peanut's going after photo and he's going to get, he's going to send him a video of him, him, him slew in photo. Who the hell is peanut? Who do you know who peanut is? Boy. Peanut, who do I call peanut the round here? You're dumb? Who was with me today helping me? Oh, Mrs. C. You call her peanut? Brother to brother. What? Oh, oh, Mrs. C's brother? Peanut, remember I told you you read it before. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, you're right. I forgot. So he's going to go after Ron Fuddle. He's going to do it and send Carmick the video. Oh, that is disgusting. Send us a video too. And he likes pink. He loves pink media player.

1:27:14Ew. That's beautiful. I don't know what Joey's talking about. We're talking about you going after his girl, Fuddle. Now you have to have the conversation again. Well, now he's got to tell peanut the part that he's supposed to play. Yes. Peanut's going to rock her world. All right. Thank you, Joey. All right. So this is Carmick. So now this is funny. So remember, Carmick is away. He's never admitted where he is. Felicia, when she streams, like today, where this footage is taken from, her stream is titled Home Alone. I swear, these people lie like children. So no one is at Felicia's house. So keep that in mind. As we play this clip, this, you think they conspired about the titles? I'm just going to call my show home.

1:28:14I know how I'll throw everyone off the scent, Carmick. I'll just tell, I'll make a stream that says I'm home alone and then they'll believe it. Just like when your mom would tell you, hey, Steve, it don't make an answer in the scene message that says we're not home because then people will come and try to rob our home. So you just say, I can't come to the thing right now. I'm rubbing out my cooter. But yeah, yeah, it's very interesting that because the last two streams she made were called Home Alone. No ones here don't even think about trying to figure out if someone else is here because I'm telling you, I'm home alone. I have a bunch of traps just in case Carmick breaks into my house. A paint bucket on a rope will smash him right in the face because I'm home alone. Rub him my cooter. All right, so here, this is from the great real media player. Real media player getting into the Carmick game. He's branching out from Steele Toe, which is a whole other story.

1:29:15Have you been following Steele Toe? No, I'm sorry. I'll be right back. I'm going to go through the whole end up, sir. He got 218,000 views on his live stream the other day. Yeah, from the Islamic protest because of the Islamic protest. Guess how much he missed the goal by this morning? I think it was $90 bucks. Yeah, his live views are not transferring into live stream views of his actual show. Basically what's happening is just different audiences. Right. He's, well, that's the other thing. There's a clip where he was talking to some of the protestors and the people who I guess were streaming as well. And he's like, hello fellow streamers. How do you guys know what's going on? Are you guys on an app or how do I get into your loop? It was based on that, so you know where to go. Yeah, so you know where to go. And they're like, oh, we know who you are. Your reputation perceives you or something.

1:30:18And they wouldn't give them the information. It was very funny. But I have to give him credit. He's getting views. But I guess anyone who just writes Islamic protest, Minnesota live, you know, is bound to get people are just watching at the moment. They want to see what's going on. But yeah, it's not really, it's not turning into morning show money. So we wish the toe all the best of luck. We're always looking for another win for the toe. But yes, today was a fantastic episode. To watch the testing in Minnesota, sir. What? What are they protesting? I don't know. I don't know either. I don't think it's these comics. Oh, they're not protesting me as comics. Not sure. Although they're protesting ice. That's what it is. But yes, so congratulations to Stilto for your continued success. All right, so here is comic again. This is a real media player. This is all from today. This is a mixture of Felicia doing her home alone stream

1:31:22and Karmic doing his stream. And things must be really rough at the Fuddle House because they're pulling double shifts at the same time. They're both begging you for money. It's fantastic. Yay. Sir, what? Chad Zumaq is just about to play and take it to Minnesota. Oh, no. Why? It's a live stream from the protests. Oh, that would be fantastic. I would love to see Chad Zumaq in a protest. Whoa, there are like a lot of people here. Snick sports and opening. Oh, get it. Because this would look like one of his shows. Real media player, the worst clip forever. What a butcher job that offer them. Or does on my clips. He's back. All the way. All the way. Okay, so what you're watching right now is Felicia's show where Karmic's audio is muted but Felicia's audio is boosted and you can see that it matches up perfectly.

1:32:28Does Felicia dry her car floor mats by hanging them up on the wall? I believe so, sir. This is, she's trying to sound proof the room. Yeah, that was a screaming lunatic in the room next door. Yes. Yes, JT. Those are like carpet samples or floor mats. And she put them on the wall. Most like, I mean, who would decorate with samples of carpet on your wall like that? I scrolled by MLC a week or so. Maybe it was last week and he was watching Felicia. She just bought a drill. A drill. A drill. Yeah, she was doing some home repairs. Oh, yeah, that's right. Who, I heard her say that too. She says, I'm renovating my apartment. Who renovates their own apartment? You don't own it. And you couldn't drill into a wall. And you put a s*** through it. That's the reason I know that this, these carpets on the wall are for sound proofing

1:33:31because she was like, I looked into how to sound proof of room. And I guess she decided, yeah, you just go down to hobby lobby and get a couple of carpet samples or whatever, hang them up on your wall. That'll be good. They work a lot better in the Post-it notes. Post-it notes don't really absorb the sound. That's a thing. Maybe she's writing jokes on these carpet samples. I don't know what's going on, except for the fact she thinks that this is going to be sound proofing. Just like Chad, how he has that foam s*** that he just puts behind him where he doesn't talk. He's like, I'm sound proofing. This is hilarious. So, yeah, so they've been busted. I mean, this is, or there is a man outside of Felicia's door who sounds exactly like Carmich, yelling nonsense at her door. Ack.

1:34:33Or she could have Carmich on like a computer or screen in another room. Shut up, JT. No, she doesn't. He's doing the, he was doing this as she, they were both doing their shows live. She's like, all right, you fucking retarget up. It's fucking noon. We gotta put it in a shift. We gotta start getting money from these idiots. You think we, you think fucking sick chicken sandwiches and rollercoaster rides is growing trees? You gotta fucking earn that shit, you fucking idiot. So, this is what they do now. They're in two separate rooms trying to make a living, double income. These two will be living with each other, I think, in like three months. Because the signs are all there. Felicia was complaining about money yesterday. Carmich even said a couple of weeks ago, he said that the streaming thing is not going to work as far as making a living. Like, he's got to find a job or something.

1:35:35So, and that was before he went to Ron Fuddle's house. So, I think he got together with Fuddle, they huddled and said, we might have to try and figure out how we can make this work together. Because he told, okay, I don't know if I have that clip, but he told Kevin on MLC today, he's somewhere and he's gonna be there for about a month. So, where the fuck else is he going for a month? Like, he all of a sudden found a job where he has to travel? No. So, he's at her house. All right. And again, it's none of our business, but it's the fact that he lies, and they make up such crappy lies. Like I said, they lie like children. No, I'm home alone. No one's here. What? Now, is she in the middle of doing her own show? Well, she's just staring at the ground. Yes, this is her show.

1:36:35This is a professional comedian. Thank God, I'm not one. Seems like an incredibly boring life. But yes, this is her show. It's no different than her show when she just wanted to get watch hours. Now, she could just sit there and go, give me money. I got to go to waffle house. I don't want to work there. I want to eat there. So, again, you can't hear Carmichael in the background. It's hard to make out, but I'm telling you, if you're not watching it and you're only listening to this, everything that you hear syncs up perfectly with what, or Carmichael's mouth movements. Why would they go live at the same time if they're in the same fucking apartment? And they're neighbors. They need that big. Their neighbors have complained about noise, too. I hate to be devil's advocate here.

1:37:35What? Is there a chance that that's been through headphones? No. What do you think she's listening to him? Or she's got him on his phone beside him? Like, she's... No. I already found that. She misses him so much. But why is she dressed like the singer from the spin doctors in her own house? Is it that cold? They don't have money for heat. They don't have money for heat. She does, though. She looks like she's about to sing a little miss. Broke means you don't have money right now. All right, now remember what she said literally a day before this. Broke means you don't have money right now. Poor means you never have money. You see how I'm saying? But no, I'm neither. Thank God. And I'm grateful for it every day. They've given me your money, idiots.

1:38:39Has she lit livestream from that room before? I don't know. Oh, the carpet sample room? Yeah. I have no idea. I don't remember. I've only seen... I mean, I jump in for two seconds and I jump out. It's so boring. Well, yeah, that was... There was also another clip and I think he missed it, but Carmich just yelling. Oh, wait! Oh, wait! But it did. It sounds like a stranger's outside her door just yelling at her. And she's not addressing it. She just pretends like it's not going on. So that's very, very funny. Thank you, real media player. Yeah, but she's probably not even hearing him. He had phones on, but that might... You're right. Should he, Mike's picking it up. Yeah, you're right. Well, she probably hears it faintly, but she's probably like, oh, no one can fucking hear it. No, she probably doesn't think it's coming hit in the mic. Right. You know, she's going to fix this tomorrow. Well, I heard she's already struck someone's channel for playing something, so I don't know. I guess we can get you the... Another loser. Another loser who can't do anything

1:39:40but destroy other people' creations. And then you'll say, well, too. You didn't really create anything here. I'm talking over it. This is my rights. And you're right. No, I'm not creating anything good, but it's very funny to watch. Are you retarded? Yeah! All right, thank you, real media player. The fantastic video, the fantastic Karmic X. There's one part that doesn't add up for you, sir. What? I thought Karmic thought that Felicia was a content. That's the part. That's the part. I don't know. I saw someone write this. I don't know who's more pathetic. Her for taking him back or for him for going back to her. You're right. He called her a cunt over 20 times all because of a stupid Twitter video that was like 10 seconds.

1:40:41She did nothing. We actually stood up for Felicia during that video. We said this is what she's thinking. She's taken more. Yeah, she's taken more. Stuck the guy off. Right. For the abuse she was getting. Yeah, she should have at least put a finger in the other guy's butt. But no, all she was doing was, you know, bobbing her head up and down, looking at the camera, like, yeah! You know, if Felicia gets all black, what's up, girlfriend? And everyone else behind her was dancing. She was just like, yeah, Karmic, you're not here. But yeah, and then he called her a cunt a bunch of times and totally flipped out. And then she went on MKE show. The whole thing is fucking retarded. But again, I think this is a need relationship as in they need each other. It's a paid relationship. I've got Karmic right here. Right. Who are you supposed to be? Your Karmic? What the hell are those things? Are those those, uh, Scientology rods? I got Karmic's music in here.

1:41:41Those sounding rods, sir. Oh, they're not those feet and rods? All right, goodbye, Joey. Joey, turn your camera off. You can talk. What do you mean, whatever? We're in another jacket. You thought we were going to die? You see my new thing? My new thing, my photo got me? Are these all things you got out of the storage locker? No, these are my things. Oh, you liar. Get off the camera. You're ruining everything. This is my thing. It's my jacket, my glasses. Got me. All right, get off. Shake your camera off. I'm going to take it down. All right, there you go. Thank you. Okay, so then Karmic after his show went on MLC. All right. And I have the MLC episode. It went up as we were going live. So I have to try and find the spot. Goddamn it.

1:42:42Where the hell is it? All right. Share this tab. Can you see it? Nope. Oh, I'm going to press the thing. That. Okay, now you can see it. Very small. Greg, it sounds like a radio video. My phone, I don't know where my phone is. Yes, it went through. I'm checking it on my computer. Okay, so a chatter for 50 bucks wrote Christopher Martin wrote all right, Karm time to come clean. Basically saying, okay, we figured it out today. You guys are busted. You could stop lying. Since you're always talking about how authentic you are. And he gave 50 bucks for KB to give the Karmic. Karmic accepted the 50 bucks without question. Not even like, oh, you know, I don't need that. The just being on your show is payment enough. It's not spoiler alert. All these idiots.

1:43:42I've told you a million times, Kevin, and you never learn. You never, never learn. They just want your money. 50 bucks made Karmic's day. I ran out, I ran out of juice. All right, Christopher Martin says all right, Karm. And how dare you talk about me giggling, talking. Or Carl Giggle talking. When this idiot is on with Kevin, everything Kevin does is fucking hysterical. Just pay attention to that too. Everything is a master. You're right, boss. Isn't that funny, JT, what I just thought of? Exactly, man. That's better laugh. So you're great, boss. You better laugh at me. I'm not kind to come clean. I'd give us some information. Just tease something out. I'll tickle an asshole with a feather. I'm in a different location, but I am not in the location. Everybody assumes that that's just a fact. I am working at a different area of the location.

1:44:43That's what he almost said. We get it stupid. You might be in a different room than you were last time. I think that's how he's getting away with this. Because he's like, well, I'm not home. I mean, a different location. Yeah, he can't, he's not in a smoke in room. Right. That's the other thing you can't smoke. He has to take smoke breaks now. So where was he all those other times when he was smoking? I think she might have the garage or some shit like that. That's what I was going to say, but could she possibly have a garage in an apartment? I mean, maybe. Could they both be in a hotel? For a month? I guess, but I don't think so. Well, yeah, because KB at one point asks him, how long are you going to be there? And he's like, oh, uh, about a month or so, you know, that's all I can really dive in. Different area of what? Of the of the country. I've been talking for the last month about moving. So I'm kind of testing some fertile ground elsewhere,

1:45:47because it ain't working well. I mean, how's the house on this thing going? Testing some fertile ground. Yes, as I'm saying, these two idiots will be living together within three months. The most three months. That's three more months of rent. But he never talks about helping her out with the rent. They even asked her if he has to chip up or whatever they call it to Gilly. And he's like, oh, no, no one controls my money, but me. But he sounds like an asshole when it's like, oh, yeah, I'm living here for 30 days. I'm not paying anything extra. You know, I'll pay for some meals or whatever. But I'm not paying utilities. I'm not paying, uh, homeowners association fees. He's just like, yeah, I'm just hanging out for a month. I decided, you know, time to leave the clubhouse, time to leave my parents' tree house and venture out to the fertile soil of Americana.

1:46:51Like, what's he talking about? He's talking about like he's going to visit houses. He's not. They're doing shows from delicious apartments, so they can go out and get chicken sandwiches. That's what I was talking about. So you, you will, you will say this. You moved out of your steel box. Correct. Correct. But you can't say so Kevin says you moved out. Right. Exactly. That you didn't move out. You're still living there. JT, you have to remember, this is a guy who didn't leave. For 40 something years. And now all of a sudden, he's left four times in the last year. He doesn't understand like moving out doesn't mean like, just leaving your house for a vacation or something. He's like, well, I'm moving out for two weeks to go to Florida. Well, I'll be back. You know, it's like, yeah, he's just using the wrong word. You moving out April 10th of the 12th? Yes. I'm moving out. And you can move out too to go to

1:47:53Hakomania, Hakomania, get your tickets. Hakomania.com. Use homo code JT to say 10% on your tickets. And also book your room at Hakomania.com for our discounts. April 10th through the 12th. Hakomania is at the beautiful Plaza Hotel and Casino. Right on Fremont Street. Right by all those comedy clubs that John was getting gigs at. But he is abandon all those gigs now. For the possibility of coming to Hakomania. Even though he wants five grand and he's definitely not going to get that. Hakomania. All right, so more. You can get him to wiggle on the price. You think so, John? Possibly. All right, so here is a little more of Karmic explaining where he is. Huh? For now, I'm only here for about a month. So I'm doing like a long term rental at a hotel. He joined the National Guard or something. That's even making it seem like.

1:48:53Oh, you know, I'm only on assignment for about 30 days now. You know how it is. Perhaps. Perhaps. I don't want to divulge too much info. You know, I have a lot of creeps after me. They got my phone number. They got everything. You know, I gave it to them. How did I? Of course, I was going to give it to everybody. It's incredibly hard to get a phone number. I'm plugged your phone, stupid. This is how I know that Karmic has not gotten a new job and is on a work trip because you would say, oh, maybe he's on a work trip. Um, you know, and that's why he has to be gone for so long. But I feel like if you traveled for work, you would know what this word means. Yeah, do you have to kick up to her? Uh, uh, I, I, I don't kick up to anybody. No, if I have a guest on, I'll pay the guest, but yeah, there's no one kicking up to anybody who hurt myself. Come on now. Like when you have to have sex with, uh, with, um,

1:49:55um, killing you don't have to pay her, right? Well, when I did, no, that was never a thing. You know, you know, that's a joke. He means he paid her, but didn't have sex. King, I think. I mean, him, sir, yes. Him being here on a work trip, would explain the fancy dress familiar. That is true. I didn't even think about that. Maybe that is why he brought a special blazer that he borrowed from his mom. And that's sequency, uh, purple, uh, rhinestone blouse. And why would he bring his boom mic in his green screen, all that shit if it's a work trip? Well, I mean, he knew he was going to be away for 30 days. I've got a stream. I've got a stream. You know, it's been his blood at this point. What the fuck else are you going to do? Um, but yeah, he explained a little bit about his money situation. I, I, he looks so pale. He looks sick to me. Been very white. Is that Minnesota?

1:50:56Minnesota. It's the, it's the winner. Oh my god. He looks like that kid on the Simpson's who was always sick. Oh, what was that kid's name? I know Carl Paul yelling it. He's like drawn all white. I think they were there. Two of them weren't there. Brother, no. No, there was the sisters. No, not a male house. There's a sister's the twins. All right. Oh, because there's a, there's a scene where Bart's maximum on the back because he's like congratulating him and the kid throws up. All right, something. I can't remember. Wendell. Wendell. Is that it? All right, Wendell. Yeah, Wendell. The Goonbot. Yes, but he does. He looks very sickly and also fat. Sorry, Carmen, but you always call me fat. Now you're getting fat and you have to fit into Ron Fuddle's clothes. You can't fit into your own clothes anymore. You need Fuddle's. Oh, he was just letting me borrow that blazer. Ron Fuddle, let me borrow that blazer

1:51:58because I needed it. And I couldn't get it. That's Ron Fuddle's blazer. That's not mine, Carmen. You idiot. You think you can fit into my blazer? You fucking retard. What the fuck you doing? Get down there and serve as my kid. You are. I kind of have a plan. I got to wear my sister's pants once because I was too fat. What? I think I had to wear my sister's pants once because I just fat for mine. I'm not going to say the right thing. But you were too fat for your pants? Yes. But you fit in your sisters? I was a kid. Oh, okay. I'm going to say that doesn't make your sister see better. Oh, no, she was an athlete almost an athlete. Oh, she's older than you. Yeah, yeah, she's doing it. Oh, okay. I don't want to brag. But I had some exes like a fit in their clothes too, sir. That is fantastic. What do you want to do, Alex? Yeah. Free and also the cheese of prostitute. So it's kind of a double insult. I was watching some on YouTube yesterday. You know what a per diem is? Okay, so this is the word that I was surprised.

1:52:59Carmich doesn't know the meaning of. Because I thought he would be on a work trip. And sometimes you get a per diem, depending on your work situation. I don't think everyone would know that. He didn't know what a per diem was. He's an idiot. What's a per diem? Like when I went on the road with the team, I got per diem per date for meals. They gave me, you know, they gave me a travel money to give me, gave me if they had me go to the airport, I would get per diem for so much per day. Yeah, it's like a living allowance for a certain person. It's really like a, yeah, yeah. Right, yeah. All right, I don't know. I thought more people would know this word. But again, Carmich is leaving those other words that Mars. He would call it too. I heard it's like Latin for some. Yeah, Latin for money. No, a per diem, like if you're in a show business or if you're like a basketball player, apparently the Lakers during the shack era that Lakers used to get a per diem of $930 a day.

1:54:03I think that's why I think it's more of a show biz. A show biz and sports kind of thing. It's kind of thing. I don't think it's a major baseball. It's $158 a day each player extra on top of the contract per diem per day on the road. That's insane. A $930. Do you know what baseball player could get his pension at 45 and if he's got 10 plus years in, he gets 30,000 a month. Alex, why do we get on this? Yes, I'm just bringing it. Because $60 million a year in and off, I'm working towards that pension. Right. I'll come up with it. It's crazy. All right. So at some point, Tommy Jordan jumps on the show and he starts talking to Carmichael. I don't think Tommy and Carmichael get along very well. I was speaking of child support. Here's your little Tommy Jordan. Why are you acting like such a tough guy everywhere? I don't know. And then you're doing six and seven hour shows and you're not even there half today. I saw I saw this coming in and out and what's that guy's neil name?

1:55:07No face neil, what's his name? Nasty Neal, Nasty Neal. Nasty Neal was like hosting your show and then you weren't there, then you were there. Yeah, that wasn't that great. I went to the deli. I got a sandwich. I came back. Thank you so much for going. I thought that was fantastic. You should actually get a call. Yes, Skybrook Super Chat was on our show and then or his super chats on our show through Kevin show. And then he was also showing us a regular chat with his thing. That's fantastic. Eat your feet, Joey. All right, so Tommy Jordy comes on. Yeah, but what's the thing? I know he riles, Carmick up a little bit. I might have to skim through again. This came up right as we were going on. What's the point of the keeping the show going? Yeah, you can stretch. I check your numbers there. And then you can check it on my videos, though. Like button at least next time. Yeah, I don't even do that. I will subscribe to people's channels. I never hit the like button. That's because there's nothing gare that hitting a like button. You are the Grinch.

1:56:07You're the Grinch that stole the thing. There might be something. Oh, I'll take him to your super chat. I would say there might be what? There might be something gare. What? Loan you guy? I mean, yeah, other than at least one other thing I could think of it. Yeah, you're the man. Is it? They're hitting the like button? Yeah, I'd say point. Yeah, he's gayer. Yeah. And we see a lot of reflections. Okay, so this is where Tommy now confronts karmic about his lies. And uh, Minnesota. He's not there. That's all he'll say. All right, well, we'll do that. We'll do our own investigation. We see the sunglasses shining. We see a lot of reflections going on over there. A lot of room and nations. So we're going to find out what room in the nation that he's actually in. That was good. That was good, Tommy. Room and nations. Because that's a word that karmic uses a lot. And I don't think he knows the meaning of. So Tommy said we're going to check the room and nations. We're going to check what room in the nation you're in.

1:57:09He's going to do some room and nations, right? And he's going to find out what room in the nation. That's why I'm that's why I'm one of the best. Yeah, that's why you're the new red bar. You got it, Tommy. Tommy really been stepping it up lately. I saw Ava taking credit for Tommy, but please let the world know. You are listening to the wise words of Tuky and trying to not to be so crazy. And I mean, you still stream all the time, but you've been a little less crazy. Here's where Tommy gets karmic to leave. This is a plan or not. I mean, I'm sorry. It's part of his act. It's all right. It's all right, perma-seal. I know you want me to. I got him a mob perma-seal. Johnny Mac86, KB. Karm, do you have to kick up the ghillie? Karmex, me. Oh, and who am I? Who am I? Yeah, I did. He did stand right a little bit. Oh, yeah. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to. You did go, no, I don't, I don't, I, I know. Nah. Oh, what don't you know? No, no, no. That's getting withdrawn. That's getting deposit right into her account directly.

1:58:11He doesn't even have access to the phone. I asked it as a joke. No, he's a ghillie's not going to. He keeps him around for if it's not the buddy. I've been, I've been real with everybody about everything. So, hey, you guys just assume away. What can I do? So, wait, you think ghillie's peppin' out of karmex? Rudy Baga. That's why she hasn't dressed in different costumes. And stuff, because I'll make more money that way. She'll pep him out. All right, so you see, karmex is getting notified by some. He's looking over. Hold on, pay attention to karmex. It's not going to happen. He keeps him around for if it's not the buddy. I've been, I've been real with everybody about everything. Might even be able to see the reflection in his glasses. Hold on. So lie, he's not real with anybody. So, wait, you think ghillie's peppin' out of karmex? Rudy Baga. That's why she hasn't dressed in different costumes. And stuff, because he's nodding his head. He just scared of thumps off. He gave a thumps off, I don't. Yes, oh, let's go back.

1:59:12Let's slow this down to 0.25%. Yes, assume away. Oh, wait, that one might have went too far. So, wait, you think ghillie's peppin' out of karmex? Rudy Baga. There. That's why that's why she hasn't dressed in different costumes. Oh, he notices her. In different costumes. Might even be able to see her in the reflection there. This is stuff. And then a thumps off. There it is. Thumbs up. No problem, baby girl. Let me get off this show. This is just a bunch of wasted time for me. Let's go get those chicken sandwiches, girl. But yeah, so uh... That was just after he got that 50? This was after he got the 50, yes. Oh, so he was like, she was like, yeah, we got it, babe. Right, the 50 was for karmex to, you know, confess and let us know where they were. And he didn't. All he did was say, oh, I'm not in, I moved.

2:00:12I'm not here or not there, but I'm not where you think I am. Actually, I might be, but I'm not in that same room you're thinking of. I mean, a different room of a totally different place on a different side of the country, not with Felicia. Well, yeah, so karmex gets the light, if you will. This is the same thing a comic does. Like when someone's trying to wave them like, hey, you know, you got the light. And they just kind of give a little thumbs up to the side. Oh, let me put it back on regular. See if we get a glimmer of light in the sunglasses. Right, yeah. Do them away. So anyway, you think you'll be peppin' out of karmex? Rudy Baga. That's why she hasn't dressed in different costumes and stuff because they'll make more money that way. She'll peppin' them out. Soon she's going to put a brown bag over her side. Gentlemen, I do have to. Oh, you got the big of you. Why is Felicia calling you there? Oh, what the fuck did she say to them? You better get the fuck off karmex.

2:01:14They're onto us. We got to move. We got to get the fuck out of here before Domino's pizza start comin'. She's heard of a back. She's been streamed for more than 10 minutes. They can trace her location. Right, you stayed on too long. Now they know where we are. You moron. They're gonna send a Cinderbox and pizzas. Brown. We heard her. My later. Yep. All right, bye, giggles. All right, karmex, do your plus. Ha ha ha ha. Armageda Slot. Tommy, fuckin' Bravo. Giggles. I have everyone checked out. Oh, I did it. He sucks. He just cries. This spurt's out. It does crapier on music. Don't watch that shit stop. See Tommy's where I was two weeks ago. I like this Tommy. Fantastic job Tommy Robinson. Brian, or Tommy Jordan, whatever your stupid name is. Tommy Robinson too, he's great. I don't know who that is. But that was basically at Carmich Rann because Ron Fuddle needed his clothes back. And that was it. So a very exciting day in the dabble verse regarding both John and Carmich.

2:02:16John being invited to Hakomania, Carmich getting caught in his stupid lies that make no sense and no reason to lie about. Oh, I have a job. I have a family. I can't do this 24. That doesn't stop me. Or me. Or me, he, he. No of those people have families. What are you talking about? Thank you, though. Thank you for that super tip. Again, super tip.gg slash tookie. If you want to get involved with the show, blind mic getting involved with the show. Miss the beginning is Cardiff Sick or Afraid of Riccata? Leave it alone. I didn't. Oh, I knew it. Anyway, thank you, blind mic. The great blind mic from the blind mic project. Go check them out. He's fantastic. Sir. Yes. Apparently someone was cashing in on your three Tukie mentions on tonight's episode. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, do we have a clip?

2:03:17No. But he did it? I don't know. He said he was going to do it. I saw that. Yeah. Speaking of blind mic, Tukie was on like two weekends ago. And Louis J. Gomez came on. And Louis J. Gomez said on the next, yo, doggay, on the next, oh, skanks. I can't do it without doing Chad Zubak. He said that he would mention Tukie three times. And the Legion of Skanks episode came and went. He did not mention we do the episode. Well, we haven't been able to find where when he is. Oh, we don't have the time stamp. That's OK. We'll play it Saturday. But yeah, apparently today someone was complaining to Louis that he didn't say Tukie's name three times. And Louis said, oh, just watch tonight. So thank you, Louis and Big J and the other guy. And if you mention Tukie, that's fantastic. Love you both, or all three of you more than a friend. Who's the other guy?

2:04:18Dave Smith. Oh, Dave Smith. Yes, the very neat and funny and very popular Dave Smith. Yes. He's the political one, right? Yeah, I believe so. Yeah, that's why I always forget him. Well, I mean, you know, I just don't pay attention, whatever. But yes, and I want to thank everybody. I want to thank my guests, Joseph Samuel Catalano, the next possible president of these United States. Yes, very, very possible. But I do want to encourage your people to please. Please, I'm starting a Dave Sarah fund. I'm concerned I want to get Dave Sarah some help. I want to get him to help he needs. So please, you can send the money into Tukie. And Tukie would get it to the proper day after we get to help him. We clean him up. We need to clean him up. He's not a bad person, but he needs to be, you need to be cleaned up. Why do you have a problem with this, sir? Yeah, why do you have a problem with Dave Sarah? Let me explain something to you.

2:05:18I am a presidential candidate. Nobody's taking me serious. You're not. Yes, but I am. I am. You're wrong here. And guess what? I got the paperwork from Colorado. So you'll be getting to go out to do the signatures, OK? Wait, how many do I have to get? I'll talk about that to you when I talk to you tomorrow. No, no, no, no, no, no, tell me how many I have to get. Because I heard how many I've been doing. First one percent of what the 2024 vote was, 1% of what the population was based on the population of voters that in 2024, total voters, total voters, it's probably going to be $10,000, I think $10,000 or something. No, I'm not supposed to get 10,000 votes or signatures. You get as many as you can and we're going to get other volunteers, but I'm serious. If I don't stand up because I'm in the chatroom and I ignore that, who's going to look at me as a leader? I did what I was supposed to do as a president of Canada. I had to delegate authority. It shows that I got character. It shows I can't lead by example. And that is what American needs, someone that's going to get stepping and help the American

2:06:19people, help the people that need help, I delegated as a leader, and that's what it's about. But you know the people in the chat right now are just calling you an idiot, because I call you a leader. But see, that doesn't mean, listen to me. They will eat their words when I am on that ballot, and I will turn to $20,000, present that selection. It's it's Catalano and Sardina, $2,028. Sardina? Yes. What the hell is that? Game Sardina is by Vice President. You are running with a can of Sardines as your Vice President? No, that's Clearwater Chad's real name and you're not going to ballot now. Did you dox? Are you doxing him? We had to tell, he told it the other day when we did the political show, if he's on the thumbnails, he's on the, on the FAC registry, that's his real name. I can't put Clearwater Chad as a, as a Vice President. He is, he is my Vice President. Why can't you clearwater Chad? Because you can't, it's got to be real. I can't, this is, what do we want to be delighted in the government?

2:07:20Go back to jail? Yeah. That's exactly what you want. All right, Joey, I got to play just a second. Did you send this to me on accident? What is this? I don't know. Prison did not rehabilitate me. That was my, that was, I did that on my political show, there, I got to put it in my accident. Yes. Oh, okay. But you already played that. That was on my prison reform, my, prison reform act that I'm very strong on, on getting, getting through. That's what, this is, this has got to be done to drop crime by 40% in the country. I agree. All this recidivism drops down and we get people that become American citizens, that become voting families. Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So people saw that. Okay. Yes, JT. Oh, I'm having like a little computer issue here, but I sent a couple of pictures to the X thread of Karmic with people zoomed in on his glasses and I think you might see something. Oh, you can see for Gilly because I was going to say I think you can see a person in his glasses.

2:08:20I'm on it. All right. The, uh, Ralph is on it. Yeah. I'm seeing it too. Yeah. That's pretty much what I was looking at. And I thought the same thing that, that was her, um, but either way, we know he's there. That's what's so funny is we can keep speculating. But we know that he's there. And it's just so funny because they're could do like, no, he's not, he's not really here. Stop. Please use refund code Cardiff for NLO store credit. Source or please make sure you buy two rounds during tookies show this year. I'm not bringing bread to AC people. Just cookies. That's true. Oh, so you think you can be Cardiff? That's what we should do at academia. We give everyone, we give everyone two minutes with, uh, JT. And they get to just, uh, no, it would be horrible. But so you think you can card. I mean, right. Uh, here's taking me to key. Cardiff, glad you aren't going to academia. I'll get to see you free when you come to Rochester ordering a toki mask to make you feel at home.

2:09:26Yes, sir. There are rumors that since the trial has been moved up to Rochester, that might give even more people the ability to go to these frivolists. Oh, yeah. Court proceedings. People with potato masks and cameras. You know, you know, your other buddy lives somewhere up there. Well, these on the opposite direction, he goes, which one? JT. Oh, I think I'm going to allow more. Oh, no, no, no. JT, will you be going to any court proceeding? How far is that for you? Uh, just a couple hours, uh, 990. That's a fantastic sea. So you both can go and hang out. The age of quarrel, the sea and Joey Sea stands for for closure. Hashtag. Sorry, everyone. Hakka, Hakka. It's fantastic. Joey Sea sucks and is a meth head too. Isn't Scarlett's babbling getting boring? Three? Shuly has no talent and neither does Melton. When the devil first dries up, he's a poor four.

2:10:30Hackamania won't sell out. No. I agree with all those things. And Tukki was saying Scarlett was a bore way before the rest of you were calling her a whore. You're an idiot. Tukki. And I'm sorry. I know everyone's very angry with Tukki for calling her a whore in a prostitute. But if you can't call Scarlett Hampton a whore in a prostitute, who the hell can you call a whore in a prostitute? No, uh, uh, uh, her phone call was very funny. We just didn't realize who was at first. So I guess it was very funny. And, uh, it was wonderful to have Scarlett on our show on Saturday. I saw people were mad because, yes, again, Tukki was very lazy and much like when he called Carmick a retard a bunch of times. He kept calling her a whore. But again, that's what she does. That's her living. That'd be like going to the doctor and not saying doctor or officer to a police officer. It's just a sign of respect.

2:11:30It would be hilarious if Drunky Junkie did show up to Hackamania, but didn't get paid. Because his lawsuit was dismissed and he got slapped. So Melton legally has to pay Carlin shit wear. Well, that would be interesting. I don't know if it works like that though. No, I think it does. Does it? Um, here's a Shaka, Shaka Khan, a Shaka John. Be kind to OJ Manopos is hard. Yes, you're right. Shaka or Shaka John. OJ is not going through menopause. I know he's very old, but he's not that. No, he might be that old. Manopause. Manopause. The Tommy Jordan and dad don't snitch on Dave. That was sugar. Why do you have such a problem with Dave Sarah? Dave Sarah's harmless. I don't have a problem when he started with me. You should. I think for your presidential future, Dave Sarah would be a good guy to have on your side. He's a hardworking young fellow.

2:12:30Dave Sarah, good guy to have my side. Okay. I don't know. I don't care. She'll be made off. You know, Mrs. Lee. How does he deport his drug habit? He doesn't work. He takes care of his family. So he steals the money out of his parents bank account? Yes. Okay, where there you go. We all hope that our parents. We just we just answered case closed. Next question, please. Thank you. Isn't that the goal in life? That's why John's so angry. John thought his mom would have been dead by now. And he would have his her inheritance. She's not even sick. Like, that's why he's so angry. That's why I keep sending trolls to bother her. Right. That's true. How do we know John's not the one who's been calling his mom late at night, hoping she trips over the phone cord? You're supposed to call your mom on Christmas. True. Not at 1 a.m. Shuley made off. You know, Mississippi did all the work and didn't shut the fuck up. I don't know. I don't know. I got to I can't wait to watch this footage.

2:13:30I can't believe I have five hours of joys. You see a storage locker. You made off. You could believe what you want. But we all did our equal part. Yes. And thank you. You sound exhausted. I almost feel bad. Sure. I have the image here. Yes. I like to thank a pest for sending me this. But I've enhanced it a little bit. Was she in a towel? Oh, that's her. Give me the thumbs up. I see it. She's giving the thumbs up. Yeah. And then he gave the thumbs up back. You're right. I wish we could zoom in. But yes. I see it. That's a zoom design gets herself. It hands. It hands. That's fantastic. Thank you for that. God, do you have it? Why can't you be an active video? Five dollars for Joey C's campaign funds. And Dave Sarah is better than this. Meth head. Not too. Julie and Milton and have no talent. Tookie is a melt and ball washer. Yes. Number three. Scarlet is getting old and poor.

2:14:30Hackamania won't sell out. Yes. I agree with all those as well. Scarlet's getting old. How dare you? And him and Shrew Buckman are Tookie Cucks. Who? Dave Sarah and Buckman are Tookie. That's a mummy without eyebrows. Yeah. I heard you say that the other day. What mummies have eyebrows? He's got. He's a mummy. Look at the guy looks specifically like that. I get it. I know. I made the comparison that Shrew Buckman has. And he was fucking cuck in you at Hackamania too. He's a hobnob and cucker. And that's what he cuck and curl. He's a fucking douchebag. You're just saying words you've heard other people say. No. You can make sure I watch that man. You weren't at Hackamania too. I wasn't. Not at all. I'm talking about double con, too. Oh, geez. That's what I meant to say. That's what I meant to say. Sorry. Who are you talking about? Shrew Buckman is the biggest cuck in the fucking dabbers. But what are you?

2:15:30Mummy with eyebrows? Listen to me. He's my mummy and that's the way he is. Yeah. I want to eat where you came from. Your mummy's cunt. Yeah. Uh, whatever. Carving said that one time. Uh, Hunter Duke. With the bad news tonight with Tookie and JT, you have us for the dick laser pointer. Oh, shit. Has five different dicks to laser on folks. What's he talking about? You can't let anyone else take my dick laser pointer. Oh, I'm going to get dick laser pointer now. Yay! With the bad news tonight with Tookie and JT, have use for the dick laser pointer. Yes. We would absolutely have use for that. Thank you. The dick laser pointer. Don't be upset about Hackamania. I waived and said hello to Cardiff in Potsdam. And he spit on me. I knew it. That's what Cardiff is known for. Uh, it's the time he drank it. I asked I could tell you that. Tookie report card loss. Dad has little willpower.

2:16:31Thank you. Uh, Harvard. Shrewly made offs. Tookie, do you think about the ethical ramifications of all this? You're creating a hoarder. He's just going to store all of this in his house. Uh, what do you say about that, Joey? How do you plan on getting rid of whatever you got today? All right. If I tell you that, I'll be giving away what I was. Listen to me. I have to listen. First number one. Let's get something straight here, everybody. Okay. The stuff that was get it got today is 100 solely mine. 100% mine. If I found a million dollars, he gets nothing. Because that's the way he wrote it. Yes. That's exactly what I meant. Oh, no. Fries. Fuck. Did you find a million dollars? Okay. I knew it. Fuck. I shouldn't have said that. You don't have to worry about it. Because I know how to sell things. I know how to do things. Okay. Well, yes. Well, thank you. I actually appreciate that.

2:17:31Pay the Hacker Mania ticket and watch the greatest show. Come alive at Hacker Mania. Under these wonderful men. Talk it out. Oh, Tookie. Card of Quinn if it's looking to take part of spot. Yeah. Okay. You vote. You pay. You see history in the making. That's it. I like it. I like it. Joey. Thank you. Yes, Julie made off. You'll have to wait till Hacker Mania to find out. Trailer trash libertarian. Big black call in now. Babe. Yo, yo, yo, my wig. You might not have heard me. But I have ten floor new ports ready to unload the truck. Unlike you, the neighbors won't ignore my floor new port business. I did hear that actually. Do you really have ten people coming to help you unload the truck? No. I said I had about ten people running. I got my sister or her husband. Okay. I got my other brother-in-law, me, Mrs. C. And, you know, I'm sure I can pick up a couple more.

2:18:33I go down a home depot and get a couple of Mexicans for a couple hours. No, don't worry about it. Do you have room for this stuff? It's going to my unit I have. My storage unit that I got to store it. Oh, that would be funny if one day they have to auction off your storage. No, it's just going to stay there until I can set up what I have to do. And it's just moving special, dollar moving special, you long as you're out by a month and only cost you a buck. That's fantastic. Yeah. Turbo 7049, I was coming to Hunk, Shamania specifically to get a blowjob from the potato. Is J.T. Phillian. Yes, I have to do. Turbo, send me your address. I'll come to you. I want you to restrict that J.T. Does not give blow jobs. That he works for me. Joe Joe. I will say who he does and does not give blow jobs to everybody. He does not give blow jobs. All right, there you go.

2:19:33Oh, Jay's done. Yo, yo, yo, the only 10 foot polls going on around here are the 10 knickers. Piping my mogwai with their soul polls for a dollar of pop. Stop it. That's true. Very true. Take my poll that's going to be bigger than all 10 of those. All 10 of those apes. All right. And I do want to make an announcement. Joey will not be on the next show or the next tooky soup. So just in case people are worried. This was a different circumstance. Joey did a very wonderful thing for me today. And I wanted him to come up. Just get into them when you've been strong. Oh, I really wouldn't do this. He would. No, he would because I have to limit you. That's the problem. I can't have you on all the time. You're too much. Especially the whole show. That's why I always say less is more. That's why even you streaming once a twice a week is perfect. That's just not working here. What I'm saying is. You, you, they tell all really be told no, no, no, no, no, no.

2:20:33Mm-hmm. What? Yeah, they told me not to have you. I still have you on when people tell me not to have you on. You're on right now, stupid. The entire time the chat told me not to have you on. You're going to send your money. Don't give in. I don't care about the money. I'm out of plus JT equals zero. You know, because they fat. I'm buying his card of plus JT equals zero. Because they fat. It's very true. Thank you. I'm Viral. I'm horny and I'm cool. Stuttering John said five large on his show. You dump truck. Oh, so there you go. He wants five bucks. Is that gambling five large or the real five large? Yeah. And chips. We're confused. I'm Viral. I'm horny and I'm cool. Oh, that's the same one. Sorry. D Vogel, five bucks. Hi, Tuki. I just got kicked out of John's livestream. I think because I called Ava a monster. Well, that wasn't very nice.

2:21:33I will absolutely be at Hackmania. That's a fact, Jack. You know, I'm suing super. I'm also suing super dips. Are you getting on in on the class action lawsuit? I will. Well, that's the thing too. John needs to rectify some discrepancies before he will agree, which also includes the super tip issue. So again, John will absolutely not be at Hackmania, but the offer is out there. And much like Chad Zumaq, he's just adding more that he wants. And I don't think he's... No one's going to meet his negotiations. Chad Zumaq, Carmich X1, the hog calling contest. He won Felicia. Haka, haka. That's horrible. Dick. Uh, he's so horny all I can feel is Ashley's teeth grinding on it. Well, it's disgusting. Uh, D Vogel, Tuki, how do we shrink the dabble verse?

2:22:33I can think of about 25 people I never want to hear about again. You're probably right. Yeah, send us a list. We'll go over your list. Because that's a lot of people. Uh, yeah, send me your list. TukiSoup at gmail.com. We'd love to analyze it. Well, permacil finishing. What the fuck is going on, Tater? Did Boozmock do this? Yes. No, Chad Boozmock has... Oh, it's Boozmock's fault. Damn, Boozmock. Uh, it's not. It's not what's fault. I can't believe you told everyone I was Nick. I didn't want anyone to know I was Nick. I said, Sack! Now everyone wanted to know is that I'm Nick. Thanks a lot, guys. Why? Well, all. Look at poor Ode Kron, like he just stubbed his cuder. Stubbed his cuder. Uh, no, I said, well, I did say Nick. Well, you're right.

2:23:34He's very, very Nick. Dr. Davo, VRS. John, I don't care. I don't care. Clip it. Thank you. Vitaly Malloravov. Ashley is just one of a number of Davoverse people whose quality of life would go up dramatically if they just moved out of a big city. No shit. So many of these people are just like hanging on to these stupid living situations. You're right. The Biscontes. The guy get out of New York City. Ashley, you got to get out of California. People can't. Uh, donkey lips. He can't afford California. But that's all they know. Uh, Ross, dogs, broken spirit. Ashley is the type of girlfriend to scream, SHUT UP! SHUT UP! At the rambunctious blacks in the theater and expect you to deal with the nuclear fallout. 100%.

2:24:34I can see that. You... NERI! She's fucking... Oh, she's grrrr. Who's gonna marry that? Uh, anonymous. You ain't gonna watch Rob's triumphant return to broadcasting? Clip of the year. No, I'm not gonna watch it. Because I think it's very unfair to Rob's Saul. You know, Rob's Saul's just trying to do his own thing. And then you got guys like stunnering John and Carmich. Laughing hysterically. Punching down. Punching down to this poor guy who's just trying to do a new show. John didn't think it was very funny when his green screen fell over. But no, he'll watch Rob's Saul's TV fall over 20 times and laugh like it's the funniest thing he's ever seen. Rob's Saul looked himself in the mirror before that show, sir. I have the clip. And he said, I'm gonna do two things today. I'm gonna do two things.

2:25:34I'm gonna do a good show. I'm gonna fuck a dog. Shut up. Rob's Saul had accomplished half of his goals yesterday. He did not. He did not have a good show. Or fuck a dog. I don't know about that. No, actually, I didn't watch the show. I only saw the clip. Uh, because both John and Carmich watched it, like 20 times over and over again, laughing and laughing. And that is because it's finally something ridiculous happening to someone else. They finally feel like they can be part of the pylon. And I'm sorry, Rob. You don't deserve that. This is a horrible example of people punching down. And I hope you, uh, the best for you and your dog in your horrible wallpaper. It's still amazing to me that John doesn't realize it's funny when it happens to John because he was on the tonight show. Right. Howard Stern show. And he screams. He was somebody that he's a millionaire. And so successful and perfect. Like Rob saw at least admits he's a loser.

2:26:36Right. In most cases. Yeah, you're right, though. But that's what that's what John doesn't understand. The fact that John used to be somebody about, you know, 30 years ago, that's what makes it hilarious when we watch him in his current situation. And Rob saw just some fucking. Dildo with a dog and a giant TV projection TV computer. He's looking to kill his dog with that TV. John, well, very heavy dog was safe under the desk. It was on his lap. That's right. What if the TV fell forward into his lap? Crush the dog and then the dog bit off his penis. It's horrible. John doesn't realize how much we enjoy when he rhymes off his resume, because it reminds us of how far he's fallen. It's true. Stephanie, I was kind of drunk from the shot Sorcerer brought. Oh, there you go. That's why she never recognized Carter. And thank you Sorcerer for the shots. And thank you for the ones you'll be buying this year.

2:27:36It's fantastic. I'm Virile. I'm horny. And I'm cool. Maybe Carter can't be captured by camera. Fat Pire. Yes. That's possible. He's a fat Pire. Like a vampire. Exactly. Yes. Somebody in the somebody in I think in Carl's chat was calling of a Count Avala. Count Avala. That was very fun. It's really good. Thank you. Shardie McDennis. I came here for the amazing phone calls. Where the fuck? That's Saturday. Saturday you get the amazing phone calls. Google me this. Rocco, do you need makeup? Just use filters like girls go do and stuttering John. Then they meet you in person. You'll scare the shit out of them and they'll leave you alone. That is a good point. No, I don't believe I need makeup. But if makeup is who are we talking about doing makeup before?

2:28:38I can't remember who we were talking about. We're talking about someone. Oh, Ashley. Ashley. Right. If Ashley Cummings can literally transport her face and make it a different person's face, I got to try this makeup thing. I just got to see what I can do. I want to see if I can make my nose lower or no, my nose smaller and my sloping forehead less sloping. I don't know makeup, sir, but I have a chop son. Can't do that with makeup. Thank you, Google me this. Okay. My wife will be tugging the votes out of the electoral college. If that doesn't work, she'll use her meaty holes to sway the vote. Gava Ghoul, Nichols, and Nichlets. It's electoral college, not a electoral. Thank you. Bill Burr and Philadelphia. Oh, Billy got the AIDS. Yes. That famous clip of Bill Burr yelling at the audience in Philadelphia during the virus tour.

2:29:39Ghost Crusader TV Carly, yes. That was the name of the woman that John claims messaged him on Facebook and said, you saved me life. I went to Australia. You saved me life. Iso Horny. Joey, have you seen your wife's teeth? Are they missing? I don't know if he's still here. Oh, he's gone. Oh, I thought that was him. That stupid video. No, Joey's gone. I'm sorry. No, we haven't. But Joey had a very big day. Thank you again to the Catalanos. Thank you to Joey C., Mrs. C., and Penut. I haven't looked at the footage, but just the fact that you have footage really, the weight has been lifted. I was so worried all day. I'm like, he's going to fuck something up, but he didn't. Well I don't know. I haven't looked at the footage. There could be no sound. But as far as I know, he didn't fuck up yet. So thank you, Joey. Fuddle stole producer Chris's shoulders. Yes. Oh, they look like a mighty blazer

2:30:43Big broad shoulders like a swimmer Did you know producer Chris was a star swimmer back in the day? No, he didn't he was a sperm Why did women put shoulder pads and things? So they can look like the shredder. I don't know why did they the shredder had shoulder pads, but they had spikes on they were cool I don't know. Why is that a woman thing? It was the 80s. It was the age very golden girls era very 9 to 5 right. Oh, I blame B Arthur. You're right She was big on the shoulder pad thing. I think they all just wanted to look like B Arthur I don't know women always want to be men. What can I tell you? I tried to mimic pig Leesha is a bush knight and carmy is a queen Uh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what up my wingas and bitches. It's me. It's me. It's joey see and I'm telling you right now

2:31:49I am gonna win the Royal Rumble and all y'all can bow down and kiss my smelly gout feet Do you have to go Ralph or you just joking? Okay. Hey JT when is the Royal Rumble? I believe it's this weekend, but it's in um Of Radea or Saudi Arabia again. What is Bill Burr in the Royal Rumble and Whitney Cummings Maybe they're doing the actual Royal Rumble the real one in Saudi Arabia. You're gonna have a WrestleMania there Yeah, next year's Mania is in Saudi Arabia. What the fuck is that a week before Haka Mania in Saudi Arabia? Yeah That's crazy. I didn't know that. I knew that I have WrestleMania thing And that makes me crazy, but they're doing because I know they did a separate Rumble in Saudi Arabia at one point Yeah, they do like the 50 man Rumble What the fuck is going on? Why are we? Why are they trying to tell man? They're sold out No shit don't it. They're like cook or ratchets over there

2:32:50So many people I gotta say it's it's it's been hard to Watch with the ads on the ring Yeah, I don't I don't watch wrestling in general for since like COVID It looks completely different now. Yeah, I have no interest. I'm glad I got out when I did I think we're just too old because I was no I know that I'm wrestling in our I'm starting to say the wrestlers that are retiring younger than us It's ridiculous we can you could still do it JT. I know you could I know you could still be one of those superstars. Every time when I went to wrestling school Did you really? No, but I thought about it once that if you I mean I would have too if I'd call you know I even call the number I hung up. Oh, you really you got that far? No, I told an edge went to really took one look at you have been like getting a ring. Yeah, you You added the three of us had the potential

2:33:51100% at least a look Thank you. Oh, did you see the photo of Arty today? Today, yeah, there was a new photo of Dave. He was like a big-ass table. Yeah Who tweeted? I think David tell it's on the Howard Stern subreddit. I saw it But yeah, Arty looks good. I'm starting to doubt the um uh Dimension rumors Even though his sister is always with him. So maybe that um, you know what I mean yeah, but Or maybe she's just making sure he's not you know Being bad He don't look happy in any of the pictures. I'll say that You can't tell someone has dementia just by a photo either. I can I could smell it like a dog I could smell it something's off. No, I I mean, I don't know. That was a rumor that we had all heard And um We had said that before Um, but I will say every picture I see him and he looks angry or not angry just like lifeless

2:34:56It's just like he's there nose The nose is still you know Still a little squish It's just I don't know when you look into his eyes. There's something I mean again. I don't know the guy, but just based on the pictures I don't know, but I hope he's doing well Uh, Tim Bolinger the cheapest cheapest way to get the toe The cheapest way to get to the toe is to send him a one dollar paypal He still reads them. It's all I will do when I actually get to watch like I did today Well, that's fantastic. Oh, when you're saying you could probably put like a lot more In the message than a super chat. Yeah, that's a good idea Send them a dollar and it'll read whatever you write A chat give ninsight What Chad got an invite to what? Oh, sorry, I'm not looking Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Uh, so what is that? I don't know who the first guy on the left is then there's Annie

2:35:58Then another guy then David tell Then uh already put his arm up then already sister Ian fight ants and I think that's Dan from nice podcast stupid on the right side. I don't I don't know the others other people are That one guy kind of looks like an old karmic Like the first guy on the left. I could see karmic looking like a guy Kind of does Uh, but yeah, I don't know what all those other people are I'm sure you can get the restaurant name based on the window logo Uh, Pete Santoro, Jr. karmic found a job packs crackers in his suitcase I don't understand what that means, but it's kind of funny. I think you meant briefcase. Oh, oh, oh Oh, that was We was at the Simpsons or was that uh, I think that was Seinfeld wasn't that one Kramer brought it or was it Kramer? Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry. Why did I think it was Millhouse's dad Because Bill house's dad worked at a cracker factory and there was also that warehouse that Bart bought and he made

2:37:00Millhouse the night watchman, so you could have mixed the two I know I don't think he had a briefcase though We're worried about Arty's dementia That's true New Jersey Ranger 201 carpet samples is wild 50 of the one foot square phone panels I use our $40 on amazon 120 for 80 dollars there in two days. She's such a professional guys now listen I this is just my assumption, but why the hell else would you Just hang up random pieces of carpet to your wall especially when you've been talking about doing all this research on soundproofing and obviously retaining none of that research Producer Chris $10 can't wait for AC. Love you more than a friend. There he is The collegiate swimmer himself producer Chris Fantastic hair Everything about him is fantastic. Can't wait to see you in AC Carl and trucker Andy

2:38:03What about Carl and trucker Andy? They'll all be in AC. Oh, okay fantastic. That's wonderful. I can't wait to see everyone And we don't have to worry about the bills being super bowl, so that's fantastic. I'm moving on Can $2 what's worse a girlfriend who's been blackened or fish and Fish, I don't know Band or the food Michael Gavin Ali show hey toky you believe scar that hampton be as stuttering John girlfriend Both are too stupid to love each other's You hear stuttering John mom wants stuttering John to go to rehab No, I did not hear that It's funny that guy Michael. I thought you loved all these porn stars. How come you don't like scarlet And how come you're not always begging her to or bothering her to be on your show That's very weird. Has he probably I'm sure yes, that's the one he's learned. He's worn out as welcome

2:39:06The core of the MGA scarlet is like a de-list porn star, so She's not really on his radar. Oh, interesting But he has such like Access to her you would think he'd want to try and do some kind of show with her Anyway, Michael ask her to show what I can't have. I'm sure she won't say no. She says yes to all these shows It's ridiculous Ghost Crusaders TV. I think big black was texting Ashley Oh, you think he's the one who sent her that question to ask John. I'm not sure But I also saw there was a clip. I think Actually, I know Kevin started playing it, but I didn't hear the whole thing Scarlet had to apologize to big black for calling him a a slur or something Did anyone see that clip? No, not that one. Well, maybe that one probably that one I can't imagine she called him that, but maybe she did

2:40:09Uh, yeah, I have no idea. I didn't hear the clip. I only heard kb starting it And then I went off and did something else. Oh, I never heard it Ava sister Java Felicia doesn't want Kyle to talk about her to Tommy especially since Tommy paid her in advance to be on his show and she no showed Yes, you're right I totally forgot that Tommy Jordan admitted that he not only paid Felicia to be on his show the last time He also gave her in advance to be on his show again and she's totally ghosted him She took his extra money and ran away. Tell me this is the actions of someone who's not poor or broke This is pathetic streamers are stealing other content creators Money by promising to be on shows and then ghosting them. We stand with the Tommy Jordan We do Tommy you shouldn't brought that up. I forgot all about that. Thank you. Ava sister Java

2:41:11Ava and Java the real queesis wasn't that the name of Howard Stern's dog Um, you're right the queesisters Yes, his first name dog's name was Java And blowing off hackomania to spend a province town beach weekend with Oscar Turner Well, yeah, hold on I miss something It's skipped one. I'm gonna play I feel like I might have I love the a hero calm. That was cheap. Yeah, we know that is like That's from 2024. Hold on. I love you. No, he's the best the world Ah, hold on hold on hold on hold on I'll figure this out I'll also I forgot dang lizard told me about some kind of bug. I gotta tell the movie about I do want to give an announcement that Emily has just released her newest video. No

2:42:13Opie and Carl and reddit and the twitters So uh, I knew it. What what's the link? What's her channel? Uh, hold on a second boss 160 minutes ago Oh, this is what this is the one and blowing off hackomania to spend a province town beach weekend with Oscar Turner But that see I thought I skipped one but it didn't play Yeah, what was it because it was a long one and it was a joey Because I'm see obvious sister Java was right before this that hack the tripper one. Yeah, the next one now is the one No, but now the next one is just uh Chad or oh, okay, hold on I don't know if I didn't play your super tip. Let me know and I'll find it for next show uh Goddamn, I just did something else now something else popped up and then it went away. Oh, jeer. I stink at this. I need OJ

2:43:16You ruining my show OJ Uh, I'm a sister Java. I vote for a tard. I mean we already had Biden. Yes. Thank you Uh, Ghost Crusaders TV Joey. I don't think I can vote for all for a jailhouse snitch But curious how many other certified donkey brains have run for the presidency Very good question. Thank you Um, let me get rid of that Go to this one and Jay Ranger Joey. You know, I'm a big fan, but you got 100 plus people watching on your channel and the chat stagnant Isn't views paying unbecoming of the president Yes, now every time Joey does my show. He lives. He does a simile stream of my show on his channel We're just fine. I don't care. You can try and bring people to his channel. I want Joey to make money But um apparently it's not it's not helping Uh, thank you When I'm president, I'm temporarily rescinding ISIS authorities to deport beeners

2:44:20I need them to remodel my houses Yes, we all do. Well, I thought Joey remodels houses Should have asked Joey about that how he was able to take the day off From modeling how we got to ask how the inspection went. Oh, yeah, we oh, we need to ask about Bubba's party ah Fuck, I don't want to have him on again. I'm guessing nothing happened Because I haven't heard anything, right? Yeah, he would have talked to me I know Joey said he met some podcasters and he was telling me um And he was telling me that um He was doing some people shows Uh, I got to take a leak. I'm going to piss my pants and I have to fart really bad. What? That was earlier Oh, that was a text from Joey. I got taken a leak I going piss my pants and I have to fart really bad I'm so Joey makes me lie. I've said you the same

2:45:22Hold on. Let me call let me call him real quick Oh, he's not picking up uh when right to voicemail Joey I would love to know about Bubba's party um, I want to know Brent was there It's a fantastic question. I just got from one of my spies wanting to know if Brent Was that Bubba's party, but I feel like Joey would have said something and I haven't heard anything about that Thank you for not killing yourself over the dabble bus having too many hacks Of course not koof and I hope to see you at hackamani again koof. You're one of my favorites Thank you Yo, yo, yo, I'm running for presidents to clean up this country like I clean up $25 storage units Plus Mrs. C would make a great first lady Because she's already the first lady to sleep with a 1,000 basketball americans in one day. Oh stop it I'm telling you it was not a 25 wish it was a $25 storage unit that he got

2:46:23But again, you'll find out everything at hackamania hackamania.com Gary tickets now use homocode GT Scarlett hampton Don't write a list. I venn diagram that verse Well, thank you I have a feeling that is the real scarlet hampton Uh, anonymous play the rob clip you god damn pussy It's a TV falling over listen, it's funny, but I mean everyone's seen it Who clipped it? I think doom clipped it or one of them past 30 jerseys so thorough joe burrow past misery loves clip 30 jerseys real media liquid cryptid There's many places you could see it But yes, I will not do it as someone who respects rob saw and his work It's not funny. It's not fun. It's not making fun of this man. It's tv fell. Ha ha ha ha

2:47:26No, it was pretty funny. But again, everyone's shown it to death Uh chad zoom mimic confirmed. Cardiff is Sid vicious No, but I did meet him once in the drugstore. Did you really? Fantastic uh misfit 70 uh someone sure has weak co-hosts I think we played that one, but thank you misfit. I think we did this one too Easy one two three. I'm almost bummed. There will be no big chad zoom mock. Yes. Okay. So that's where we left off Uh be dazzler new oj is better Uh daniel puni two cannellanos just stole my storage unit fsj Love you more than a friend member for 30 months Fantastic. Thank you puni two key world order. I stand with oj fsj cowboy up Cowboy up oj life ain't fair and the world is mean Letty let Roads glide vick member for 32 months. It's insane that this has lasted this long

2:48:30Hashtag tw. I completely agree. I completely agree um Jab bass Jabba bass Keepo j gone. He's now opi and jt's way better. How dare you jt is not way better No, no, maybe just a little Add Dennis Michaels uh jtw. Oh, I like that. See what they did there Thank you, Dennis Let me see and one more uh molissa young member for 26 months. Love you more than a friend. All right I love you more than a friend. Thank you everybody Stop the super chat train stop the super tip train You have done more than enough and I appreciate all of you. Thank you for your generosity Thank you for hanging out with us tonight This was another stupid stupid show But we did get a lot of information out there one John has been invited to hackomania to perform. He would even get paid

2:49:34Two John has taken that invite and already demanded a bunch of other crap like Chad Zuma did Which leads me to believe John will not be at hackomania Speaking of not being at hackomania. Cardiff electric Cannot attend hackomania. This is not a bit. I know it seems like a bit But he can't see now Yes But yes, he cannot we wish uh we hope that things change and he can be there But as of right now, um he won't make it but jt started the four disappointed people Jt and toki will make sure that you all have a blast and you're well taken care of And that we have a show that everyone will bitch about for another year Um, but no, I do have a I do have a lot of things planned for this year. Obviously storage ports And a couple more surprises and jt will be there with me unless he pushes out Where oj gets to him too I'm not ruling out that oj got to you uh cardiff

2:50:35I stand with oj We all do thank you oj and thank you all uh to the wonderful people Please go follow my friends at cardiff electric Or no at cardiff elect on youtube and twitter and of course patreon.com slash cardiff electric at obnoxious john on youtube And twitter and at jt the watcher on youtube and twitter. I never know what joey's Twitter or youtube is I know it's catalano tv and you search catalano tv you'll get uh you'll find it That's catalano network There is a catalano network too that joey works with And that guy I almost got joey k uh joey's channel struck because I thought he was working with a guy anyway. I can't they can't get into it But I sent out a link because i was told to and i thought joey was working with the guy But maybe he wasn't i don't know uh, but yeah go to at the goat 1421 on x That is joey's because if you type catalano i never get joey's twitter. I always have to like search for it

2:51:40A lot of you people It's shadow banning. It's horrible. But it happens to a lot of people There's someone else. I can never find their fucking name I can't remember anyway Tookey loves you all more than a friend. Thank you for hanging out again. Get your tickets to hackomania hackomania.com Come see the debacle And possibly john And until uh next time Better chance of card being there sir There's a better chance of card of being at agomania than stuttering john. I actually a hundred percent agree with that Uh, until next time boys and girls. This is tookey saying love you more than a friend. Bye Yeah Sit Eugene sit good dog

2:52:42I To keep boom, shakalaka, to keep boom, shakalaka. And that's the edge of my show, Donk.