THOUGHTCRIME Ep. 142 — Charlie's All-Time Greatest Clips

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1:00a company that specializes in gold IRAs and physical delivery of precious metals. Learn how you could protect your wealth with noble gold investments at noblegoldinvestments.com. That is noblegoldinvestments.com. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard. It is once again thought crime Thursday. For the last year, we've been continuing thought crime and continuing out the mission in as many ways as we possibly could while we've been down a man. And while we've been down, the best man I think any of us have ever worked with certainly. When we found out looking ahead that it was going to be a Thursday that 910 fell on, we said what's the best way to commemorate that, commemorate the day, but also remember the fact

2:05that this was a day one year ago that we lost Charlie. And team sat down and came together and actually put together a really, really special episode for all of you guys. And I hope the people will share this because this is some of our favorite moments with Charlie for all the times that we hosted thought crime with him all the way back to I think some of the very first episode, some of the very first thought crimes that we ever got into here on the program. I know we had talked about doing a show like this for a while and it eventually came to be that we would have a show where we just sort of got into all the stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else during the week and it took off and became a really big popular hit and probably the biggest show that we do all week every week and never once thought that we wouldn't even make it

3:07to 100 episodes without Charlie. And to me and I think for all of us, this is absolutely the best thing we could do today. Well, this is going to be a mashup of some of the funniest, some of the most lighthearted, some of the most famous clips of thought crime. There are some that we all star in, but this is going to be an ode to Charlie. So his best moments, I have to say, I mean, we all have favorite moments from thought crime, but you reminded me of this chambermaid. Chambermaid? I heard it's a good one. Chambermaid. So far, for the action. The South Park reaction. Just a lot of Lord of the Rings talk. Lots of other rings. The Lord of the Rings. The thing is, we were the earplugs. Remember the earplugs with Don Jr. What's that, Jack? The earplugs controversy with Don Jr. With all the show. Taylor, the Photoshop. The earplugs. You know, I haven't seen Taylor Swift makes it in here.

4:12I haven't seen the final. We need to have, I think we, do we ever have the final confrontation with Jack not having all the studs on his jacket? Yes. At the gallery. They talk about that. I didn't have any studs. Or was it you? It was that, Jay, none of you had them except Charlie. He didn't have the studs. Shopping is this. So yeah, it was, yeah, it was Tuxedo Gate. And we're in Andrew and Charlie's most famous clip ever. Black, black pilots. Like, there's so much stuff. We've never heard of that. There's so much good stuff here that took over the internet. Who knew when we came up with this show concept? You know the true story is Charlie and I were wanting to do a panel show. And then it was Blake bringing Blake on that was the impetus. It was so much. Blake had been canceled. I have committed many of thought crimes. So Blake had been canceled for committing thought crimes. And so we wanted a place where we could like bring Blake back into the world. You know, and it was awesome. There's so many cool clips. And my favorite personal one, favorite thought crime episode will always be the Thanksgiving one.

5:15It will always be that. With the, oh yeah, Charlie with his cranberry. Like the only acceptable way to have cranberry is the disgusting tin. And you just have the gelatinous cylinder upon the plate. Did the banana peel one on thought crime too though, right? He did. I hope that has. We did the face. Actually, and I will say, Yeah, yeah, yeah, one of my favorite moments from thought crime actually was more recently with you. Overtly pagan. So I just want to give you an honorable overt mention. It's a great pagan. Awesome. Lord of the rings just have quite the relationship. Yeah, it's, it's one of the things. But anyways, everybody, please enjoy this special tribute to our dear friend that. His presence on the show. I hope you guys feel every week because we feel it when we do the show. And he had a lot of great moments. And this is our ode to Charlie. Enjoy. So everybody welcome to this new show that we're doing. Familiar set, but a different vibe.

6:15Jack and I are going to have thought crime conversations. And we have some amazing stuff. Somebody asked me, they said, Charlie, how do you best describe thought crimes? I said, it's basically a group chat that became a podcast. Why do liberal white women believe that they must disdain the liberal agenda when they aren't the victim? Oh, white guilt. Yeah, I mean white liberal women are largely, you know, devoid of purpose. They don't have husbands who satisfy them. And so they look for other purpose. And whether it be Xanax, Valium, wine, or BLM, they have to find something to fill that void. I'm not I don't like Taylor Swift. And at all. And most guys, wasn't that the real topic, right? But that's kind of the real topic. And I feel as if she's being forced upon our culture, like it's this Taylor colonizing effort. It takes two to be forced on though. So hold on. No, no, no, no, no, I'll prove it. So then Blake, don't even get me started. You're going to be like, don't watch the NFL. You don't forget it. Okay, I'm going to preempt your order. I'm a Chicago Bears fan. Tyler knows this. That's rough. They are awful.

7:16They are awful this year. Justin Fields is not good. They are awful. They need new ownership. They need a quarter back new coach. So I mean, I watch the Bears. It's a habit. Have my whole life. So I'm watching the Bears Chiefs game. And obviously the entire the announcers, like these 75 year old men are like swooning over Taylor Swift. Why? Because the ratings of the game like went through the roof. Like people were buying like Sunday NFL ticket. I got dragged to one Taylor Swift concert. I will never go back. I was in the very back. It was awful. It was all women in Gaze. That was it. And I was like, I want I want to be dead right now. I want to be dead. I don't want to do this. I've been to other concerts with attractive females. Like Ariana Grande. I've been to at Coachella. See, Ariana got very impressive. I walked away from that. I want to coachella. When your area Grande got up. Had a really great time with it. It was fun. Taylor Swift was a fun. It was miserable. Because most of her fans are miserable.

8:16I don't understand this. Here's Taylor Swift. Who you know, she was endorsing Joe Biden. But she did it with these like disgusting Walmart cookies. Right. Back in 2020. As if I mean, and by the way, is this some sort of thing like I should be in the kitchen, making cookies for you? Is that what you're trying to tell us? Taylor Swift. Is that like your rightful places to make cookies or something? It's a very weird thing. She did make those. I think it's reading a bit much into that. Who does that? It's very strange. If you're going to put like their complicated frosting designs on cookies, they always end up looking like kind of crap. Am I supposed to believe she actually made those? I don't think so. She's so. Yeah, I think this whole thing is an odd. I don't think a lot of people are asking that question. She definitely wanted to. She wanted to endorse Joe Biden. So she got Joe Biden cookies. I think it matters whether she made them or not. It's not cute. It's not interesting. I don't find anything she does to be interesting. But that's the whole. She's an op. She's a created op of the mockingbird. What I would say is we talk about her all the time. So we clearly do find her interesting. And some. No, no, it's forced on us. That's not true. I would never talk about her if this wasn't

9:17force fed by the masters of the universe. Time magazine. And force fed is. Travis Kelsey. Oh, yeah. What happened to hold on? You cannot watch an NFL game. Travis Kelsey for state farm. Travis Kelsey for Pfizer. Travis Kelsey for some random car insurance thing. Travis, it's like what company doesn't have Travis Kelsey? I mean, I'm trying to watch a dang football game. And it's Travis Kelsey for Uber Eats and Travis Kelsey for subway. And oh, by the Travis, I'll see Kelsey for my auto and Travis Kelsey for. It's like, is there is I'm telling you that doesn't happen by mistake. It's the same thing with Jennifer Lawrence. And they find people that they can use for cultural type influence. And Taylor Swift is perfect. She's a liberal, but she doesn't overplay it in recent years. She sells. She's the most popular. No one doubts that she's popular, of course, normal. Of course, she's popular. And she also, she's that demo that they want to dominate, which is upper middle class white girl, suburban America. That's their pathway to world domination. And she controls that demo. Of course, we acknowledge she controls it. I mean, we don't live on Neptune. But the sole Travis Kelsey thing is so staged, right, Jack?

10:18I mean, you watch an NFL football game. I remember Erica walks in. She says, what commercial is he not in? Leanne's Levy's wage garnishment's bank account seizures. Those aren't just words. That's the IRS taking what you've earned, your paycheck, your savings, your retirement, even your home. And it's accelerating. IRS notices and letters are up more than 85% in the last two years. If you or your business, oh, back taxes, or you have unfiled tax returns, do not wait, call American tax group. The nation's leading tax firm at 888-381-3816. Here's what the IRS is counting on. That you'll do nothing. That you'll put it off for one more week. But understand, you could wake up tomorrow morning and find your bank account frozen. Levy, overnight, just like that, prove them wrong. Fight back because every week you wait, you hand them more leverage. I've done my homework and America tax groups, tax lawyers, and enrolled agents aggressively fight for you against the IRS and state taxing authorities. There are experts and powerful programs

11:19that may even help you eliminate your tax set altogether. So call 888-381-3816 for a free consultation or visit americataxgroup.com slash Charlie Kirk. They're coming for what's yours. Don't let them take it without a fight. That's americataxgroup.com slash Charlie Kirk. I hope they have a wonderful marriage. I hope Travis Kelsey is the MVP of the league. They win a Super Bowl and that they have a Super Bowl baby. I hope that they have lots of children. It'll make them happier. I have learned that anything I say about Taylor Swift is the easiest way for me to get publicity. It's amazing. I don't even try. By the way, it's like international news. People are texting me from high school and they're, I haven't heard from these people in the year. It is really something. All I said is that Taylor Swift should submit to her husband, which is abundantly biblical. Apparently I'm starting a race war in the WNVN.

12:21You've done it again. You've done it again. I have a tendency to start race war. There is this placid world where there is the women's national basketball. And of course a bunch of women always get along. Yeah, women are known for getting along. They live in harmony with one another. They definitely never have beefs or arguments or disputes or ride the only Charlie Kirk would start. Only you could do it. WNVN was great. I'm sure all 10 people at their games were having a blast. I used to throw though guys. No, I'm not. I just don't know. Charlie's actually, you. I'm your friend. I'm your friend. Don't you prefer the one? I'm free to film. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Put up the photo. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I haven't even taken a selfie. So put it up. Put it up. Put it up. Do we have it? There we go. We zoom in here. I don't know if they can zoom it in. It doesn't take too much. It doesn't take too much. But you guys know, no context shall be allowed. He's at an Oregon duck's game. And if you zoom in there, there. If you gaze at his at what would be his left ear at the right end of the photo. He has an ear plug within his ear to conceal himself from the true authentic side of the

13:28game. Simple question for Don. Do you ever wear ear protection when you shoot when I shoot? Yes. Okay. It's the same. You have to do when you shoot. I didn't get it. I was shooting. Oh, there's a whole lot. It's a hundred twenty seven. I have taken like my daughter to like one of these concerts when we're sitting for a row at a concert or something where it's just so loud. I'm like, and I hate the music. I will. I have done that. But at a football game. It was a hundred. It's not. Charlie. This is not what you want. I think Charlie just. We're coming in as done. I was. I'm a little worried. This is not a normal stadium, guys. Charlie, are you a Democrat? Are you? Are you? Are you? Are you needing a lot of soul? There's some things you rather just lose your hearing for. It's like it's worth it. It's just you got it. You got to eat the main card. It's like it's loud. It's like a gunshot. It's a hundred twenty seven decibels, which is louder than a music concert. It's not a normal stadium. I'm a producer on Charlie's radio show. And I learned that Charlie was going to Greenland when he sent us the photo of him in Greenland.

14:33And I believe that's when Andrew learned about it. I believe that's when everyone learned about it. So Charlie just went and he just absconded on us. So my credit, though, I was sworn to secrecy. I could have leaked it and all that. I drives me nuts when people do that. So you guys understand you got to take that stuff seriously. So it is objectively one of the most beautiful places I've ever been. It reminds me of like deep interior Alaska, like untouched wild where you come in contact with God's creation with no filter. A place where there is a town and then there's no connection to modernity from that point forward. I mean, there's polar bears that just walk through downtown, which is the largest town in Greenland. That is a great word for. So just kind of some backstory. Don Jr. called me up and he said, Hey, do you want to pop on Trump for us one and fly with me to Greenland? I'm like, Yeah, I'll do that. So we took off at 2 a.m. Locals fan or time in Palm Beach. I did one of the things I hate most, which is to fly a red eye flight.

15:35Pretty easy to fly red eye flight on Trump for us one might I add those. So landed in Greenland as the sun was rising at 11 a.m. local time. Got off the plane. We were greeted by hundreds of people in mega hats. We went to some of their sacred sites. We went to the top of this hill and took those pictures as the sun was rising with an amazing meal with a bunch of local Greenlanders. We went to the local cultural museum and ended the day at one of their top kind of bar hang out. Cheers if you will restaurants. They love America. They are the power of the power of American culture. Maga is a worldwide movement. It is transcending borders, largely thanks to social media. So it was a wonderful time in Nuke. That is how you say it. Not Nuke. It is Nuke and honored to have been included in something that very well might have made history. Trump is going to win the nomination. Who is he going to pick as the vice presidential pick? Turns out there's been a lot of discussion of this lately.

16:37The odds are shifting rapidly. I'm super curious about that. Then I'll tell you about my conversation with Trump. Oh, that's amazing. So the bet fair favorite right now and this caught me really off guard looking it up just now. Currently the favorite on bet fair, which is a British betting site. You can bet on this thing in the UK. You're blocked if you try to visit in the US. But they have the favorite right now is Kristi Nome. Five to one. So still not strong odds. We second. Second place is Vivek. And then at least a phonic. And then the next three. This is another strange one. Tim Scott, Nikki Haley, Ben Carson. And then in seventh place, Tulsi Gabbard. So top seven. I'm not going to say any like name details, but the president has not made up his mind. And very much open to a lot of different ideas. And we had a real robust conversation about it. And he wants to win. And he's getting out.

17:37I'll tell you right now there are. Here's what I can tell you. He is being actively lobbied by like five or six different camps on this right now. These shocked. And the name I the name I think that we should really push forward to it be in the mix as a finalist is JD Vance. I think JD Vance is a finalist because he's a very thoughtful. I did communicate her of the America first agenda. He's from a younger demo. He's in his 30s still. I have a plan. The perfect plan. Yes. Is it the Ohio switcher? The Ohio switcher. Rue. Yes. You get JD in as SVP. And then you forced the wine to put in the vaque as senator. We have Tyler Boyer with his hat that was supposed to be at America. It's our precinct sheriff hat. And you're not a precinct sheriff of your precinct unless you have this hat. So Charlie, here's your hat. Oh, I got to wear one. No, you don't have to wear it. And Blake. I got one for you guys too. Blake, I think your vitamin D levels and negative now Blake.

18:38Well, yeah, basically we're in the Dakotas. We're called the sunshine state. I think you have negative five vitamin D level. It's actually, you blend it into the wall. Congrats. Hey guys, look. I delivered it. Hey, there it is. Finally. I had to go into the archives and. Everybody's going to say this. Does Charlie have like Snapchat filters on right now? I don't know. Everybody point to the. I get one one great one screen grab of this. One graphic. You got to do having having Blake with the mega hat makes my makes my year. Because it's a symbol. And Andrew, I want to talk about this. I am now going to wear this everywhere I go every single one of you. You need to now get one of these go down donate at Donald J Trump. Come and you need to go into the streets and to show this regime. No, F you actually we're not going to put up with this. We are not going to tolerate your nonsense or your BS. We will not put up with this color revolution. There was a nonstop fight from donors, influencers,

19:42elected officials who actually gets in the retunda. Now this is very complicated because the presidential inaugural committee, otherwise known as J. Sick, does not control all the tickets. It is a joint committee between the Senate and the House and the present incoming administration. So as soon as you decide to go in the retunda, you are 100% in article one land within the House and the Senate. So therefore, if you look at the picture before you even get to like, you know, some of Trump's friends outside of the day, I'll get to the day I spend a second, it's all senators. Yeah. So the senators hogged all of the tickets up. You're in control territory there. They control that. So just put this in perspective, there were about 680 seats in the retunda. About 400 of them were for Congress. So there was only 230 tickets allocated for Trump and his team, family, and even some select donors.

20:42So that huge war over actually who gets ticketing. There was an overflow room where people like Theo Van War and Logan Paul and Megan Kelly and all the governors, all the governors were in the overflow room, right? So super honored and thank you to Susie and thank you to everyone who worked so hard on this for approving, not just myself, but also Erica, big, big lift. And that's big deal, right? It was a huge honor. I got attacked for having good seats, but it wasn't just me, it was also Erica and they were really sweet to include her because all the other congressional spouses, this is what made them really mad, all the congressional spouses were in the overflow room. So the congressional spouses were in the overflow room and Erica got in. And she deserves it because we were all part of this kind of historic and triumphant moment. And it was just larger than life, breathtaking, and yeah, that seat gate. This is the crew. This is the crew at the Mar-a-Lago Gala. We've got Tyler there.

21:43We have Jack there. We have Charlie there. I was enabled to attend. It's okay. But we've got this image here. And Daisy saw something a little unusual. She's like something's off about that. And then she realized, oh, wait, you know, someone sent me a video from it and some didn't look the same. So she looked around, reveal image 108. So what we have here, the turning point gala is a black tie event. That means wear a black tie, wear a tux. And what we have discovered, someone, we do not know who, but it was known that Tyler Boer and Jack Piso, but did not follow the dress code. Wait, time out for the turning point gala time out. First of all, Jack, because that's the golden. That's a very way to golden aid right there. Before he ever stepped onto a debate stage or behind a microphone,

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24:47Going from 19% to 50, 50, like still laughing himself. Go from 19% to 50, 50 in one year. He said our class in 2023 in one year is actually impossible. I think Blake, you made this point. Are there even enough women or minority potential pilots out there that want to be a pilot? Where are they going to fly? Is it the funny thing? Because they want to, where's the supply going to go? Diversity push in literally every industry in America. I think this is the red pill of the red pill. I've every issue where anyone who's remotely norming in my orbit goes 10 out of 10. It's the flight one. I have to be honest. Or like surgeons. Surgeon and flight are the top two where it's like they no one really cares when it's HR managers. No one cared when it was, you know, just kind of paper shufflers or even engineers. But now when it's like, wait, well, I hold on a second. You're going to remove my appendix and you're a black lesbian.

25:49Yeah. Well, you bring these things. I say this all through the same. I say this all the time. When I get on an airplane, you know, I want my got my pilot to be like, hi, this is Chad. Maybe like a little bit of a Southern accent. Chad Buckworth here. No, Chad. This is my 31,000-hour. I'm kind of bored, honestly. I can do this in my sleep. But I want to say. Exactly. I want to like cookie cutter like. Yeah. This is so, this is so easy to me. I don't want Laquisha James. They have that like pilot voice. And she's just like, hi ladies and gentlemen. Pray for me. And the truth is, this is a creation that the left wanted. And they think you can't say anything about it because they'll call you a racist. And this is where we really have to take the gloves off and say your name calling will not get in the way of people safety at 35,000 feet. It's offensive to call someone a diversity hire.

26:50You guys are the ones who legally require diversity hires. Yes. You are the ones who say we need to hire people based on skin color. We want excellence. I screwed you weird white lily. But you're just a little pushback would have been a relief. It just assumed the premise was accurate. And as if it's like perfectly fine. Like, yes, we need the most diverse flight crew ever. I think that's what's so troubling is in that clip. He doesn't acknowledge that there is structural and cultural reasons for this disparity. And so you're sitting here as like a potential victim in the back of the plane going like, oh my gosh. Like he's just going to force this through. And there's, he's not, he doesn't seem to care about the fact that some people can't fly so good. If Delta wanted to just dominate, they should do an ad and be like Delta Airlines. Excellence is how we hire our pilots. And you'll be safe. I'm telling you. They would have 20% more like you know they get boycott it too. Like a kid. No, look, everything is going to be fine. 300 people. I hope I'm wrong. It's just someone's going to die because we could joke about this all we want. Well, you cannot have.

27:50It's very, very sophisticated. You hire people for sophisticated high stakes, immediate call jobs with 50 checklist items. And you do not have competency as the core reason. Somebody's going to die. Charlie, you've been, you've been zeroing in on these issues. And I don't know if you've been doing it on the show as much or on the chat, but you say that's a red pill issue. Trust me, this is a red pill issue. And what we're really getting at is I talk to a lot of Normie. Yeah. And that's why I think this united story and the DEI story hits so hard because we've all been in the back of a plane when the turbulence hits or when you're flying through a storm and you're like, I'm so glad I saw the guy with the right stuff and the square jaw getting to the cockpit before we took off. And I feel better now. No, I mean, like you want to go thought crime like I'm sorry if I see a black pilot, I'm going to be like boy, I hope he's qualified. Well, that's the you wouldn't have. You wouldn't have done that for. No, not an immediate. No, you wouldn't have. That's not who I am. That's not what I believe. It is the reality.

28:50The left has created. I want to be as blunt as possible because now I'm connecting two dots. Wait a second. The CEO said that he's forcing that a white qualified guy is not going to be able to do that. So I see this guy. He might be a nice person. I say boy, I hope he's not a Harvard style affirmative action student that has points for and he like he landed half of his flight simulator, you know, trials. That's the thing. And I just I just I such a good point. And by the way, it also it creates like unhealthy thinking patterns. I don't want to think that way. Probably correct back in 2024. So when he sees a black pilot, he wonders if they're even qualified at all. Donald Trump came out essentially tried to blame diversity for this and throw it on their favorite, you know, D E I, which is their favorite little thing to beat for the record. The totality of my comments were that if you are going to hire based on race and not merit, it begs such lower questions that none of us like. And I even continue the sentence to say that's not who I am.

29:50I don't like it. But you can't even you obviously can't say that. When's the wired magazine article going to be done on black only dormitories? When's the wired magazine article going to be on anti white hiring practices at Johns Hopkins? Never does TPUSA see any tension that it sells merchandise of MLK and its website? By the way, we don't anymore. So this guy's outdated. What role does Blake Neff have in creating content on ML? Because I said what have I done this time? Now this is with the best fight right because I mentioned Blake. And he says what role? Well, this is the perfect time to release it. This is a perfect time to announce. Little did this reporter know that Blake Neff is director of MLK history at the Charlie Kirk show. Yeah. It's my new title right there. Right there. Right there. Director of MLK. Wait, did you get it? Like we don't want people dying because their smoke alarms aren't going. Yeah, I mean, if there was one thing to. Charlie Kirk and friends are opposed to fire death. Yeah, if there was one thing to shame the community on, it's not changing battery smoke detector shame.

30:53Hey, change your smoke detector batteries. Just fix your smoke detector right now. Just go and do it. Yeah, I just go and do it anyway. Wait, did you guys. Did you guys hear something? Is it okay to eat steak on Thanksgiving? I really worried it's the only thing you eat on Thanksgiving. No, no incorrect. Incorrect. No, no, no, you can have Tyler and I were discussing this. You're saying not at all? Not at all. Not at all. You can have you must have turkey. It is required to have turkey. You may have ham if it is supplementary to the turkey. But like it should be any meat you have should be from like a central meat dispensing entity. You cannot have individualized servings of meat. That is that is my position on the thing from a central meat dispensing. No, like you don't you don't make a giant you don't make like a 50 pound steak and then take like a piece of it and like pass the giant super steak around.

31:56Like that that's what you do with ham or turkey. Like you make the whole turkey or you make the whole ham and be like cut a little bit of it. But you don't do that with steak. No, but that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You can have a separate serving of a plate of steak for people. You just. Similar to the ham. No, it's just wrong. Like because ham is ham is like supplement to the turkey taste. You have to have turkey and ham on your plate. You don't need ham. No, you don't need ham. No, no, no, no, I'm a turkey pierist. But some people think that they they can start to get really now Christmas is a completely different ballgame. There are no rules with Christmas. Ham is usually center but steak is acceptable. Yeah, but no, but still the Christmas is a whole that Thanksgiving it is un-American. Not to have either turkey. Some sort of dressing. Cranberries, but here's the thing about the cranberry thing. If you want to be an ultra traditionalist, right? It must be straight out of the can. Yes. Taken vertically with no adjustments.

32:57And now if you want to have the. Is it? Is it? Want to have the cranberry? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's. And if you want to have cranberry with adjustments, that could be supplementary. But however, it must be out of the can and you just take it vertically and it just jiggles. Walk me through your stuffing. The stuffing is very interesting. Okay. Now here's the big question. Yes. Does the stuffing go in the turkey or is it prepared outside of the turkey? Is that stuffing versus dressing? Is that stuffing versus dressing? And you put it in, cook it with the turkey or some people will prepare it and then just put it in for like the final. See that's that's a line of leg. You got to go the full. Lanta. So it has, I dressing has to be obviously cornbread. Yes. Some sort of celery's and carrots. Sure. Sausage. Need your crunch. Little crunch. Mix that all together. But you know what makes the stuffing really kicker the gravy. Yes. And so you need the gravy. You have the stuffing. You have the jiggling cranberry. You got the turkey.

33:58And that's all that's accepted. And then also maybe green beans and then sweet potatoes. Creamy casserole. How do you know how to see now or get it? Well, what was the issue with green bean casserole? I just, it's not, it's not loud. We need to know. You're getting too cute. Oh, green bean casserole with the, the total staple with the, with the little crunchy things I've never seen. The fried onions. The fried onions. No, no, no, no. I like, I like the long, uninterrupted, unblemished green beans. With butter. Yeah, that's good though. No, no casserole. No, no casserole. No casserole. I never said casserole. The casserole is a, no, no, no, no. The mere saying casserole is a staple. It's an absolute thing. I'm giving you. I, I, I don't think it's a staple. 100%. And then let me think what else? Okay, yes. Then the sweet potatoes. Sure. But none of this marshmallow stuff. You see this is new age. And it's a mistake. We're all the sudden. We're all the sudden. No, no, no, no. It's, it's a mixture of, it's like 1950s Thanksgiving. Right. It's like the gel, you know, it's no marshmallows. No, no, no, no, marshmallow. The marshmallow thing is, is it disgrace?

34:59Wait, well, Charlie, hold on a second though, because there is one thing, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, there is one thing, one dish that we know for a fact was served at the original Thanksgiving, Charlie, you know where I'm going with this? Smallpox? No, no, no, Charlie. Not what, not what we served, what was served to us. Oh, I got it. Corn. Oh, see none of that. Corn was served at the original Thanksgiving, Charlie. The whole Newborn that is acceptable is cornbread. I will say, you have to bend the needs of the corn god, and cornbread has to be either the trusting the stuff, do you agree, Tyler? Well, long time thought, I'm, uh, I remember the Charlie is, is, is, is like Blake radicalized me against the corn god. He's an anti-cornite. We as conservatives have to reject process food. We have to reject all this crap that we put in our foods. The dies, red, 40, purple, 22, you know, by the way, these oils, canola oil, all that, it is garbage for you, okay? We eat way too much sugar, way too much carbohydrates. I know the farmers hate when I say this, but honestly, corn is not good for you, okay? The corn is real, I mean, I know people are gonna boom me off stage,

36:01but corn has no nutritional value. It's not good for you. Blake, you'll back me up on this, right? Corn is the demon. Yeah, corn is really bad for you. Here's the proof. If you eat a cob of corn, you see a lot of it when it exits your body, right? Your body's literally rejecting corn. We have so many farmers that listen to us, and I have so much respect for them. I'm not trying to insult their life's work of harvesting corn. I just think it's, I think the abundance of corn in Western society is directly related to our obesity epidemic. It's directly related. I think corn has no redemptive value, unless it is for Thanksgiving, because then it is a sacrament to squanto. No, corn is good in the summertime. Corn on Thanksgiving, to show our thanks that the angry corn god has not destroyed us. So corn on the cob. Exactly. This is exactly right. I forgot his name. I forgot the corn god's name in the morning. No, no, we're not talking about corn on the cob. We're talking about corn elements. Corn bread, for example. Corn bread is good. Even even charlie curts. I think the chief and anti-court.

37:02This is what Thanksgiving is big. This is big. This is big. This is big. This is big. This is big. This is big. This is big. This is big. This is big. This is big. This is big. Is time, is time limit. This is no limit. This is we limit. This is again, is time limit. But the fairytale you knowную is the hood. You probably think it's a bad thing to tell you. It's not a bad thing. It's not a bad thing to tell you. It's not a bad thing to tell you. It's not a bad thing to tell you. It's not a bad thing to tell youЫ It's not a bad thing to tell you how to make it. I couldn't nearly understand it. I couldn't look at myRE, have jalapeno cranberries. Incredible. If you haven't had it, you're rationalizing this too much. Halibut is good. Yeah, it adds a little spice. It's just a little bit. When I went to the Grand Canyon last summer, and I discovered that I guess they just sell prickly pear everything at every air reserve.

38:02Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Something that's anywhere in there. So I'm really. So I have a question for everybody though. And this is getting deep into the weeds. So we talked about stuffing or dressing. Moist stuffing or dry stuffing. So it's got to be dry, but the gravy makes it moist. If you make it too moist, your view for the grays make it more moist. Before the gravy. You can't it has to be on the spectrum of tilt moist, but not too much because if it's too dry, then it's just it's too brittle. And brittle. There's nothing worse than brittle dressing. So you call it dressing and scoopable. I'm noticing that you call it dressing. It should be stuffing. However, I've been corrected many times. I've always called stuffing, even though it's not technically stuffing unless it's within the turkey. Yes, dressing's outside the turkey stuffing. No, it's not. No, I grew up calling it stuffing, even though we never put it in the turkey. But it's the I mean, I get that, but the the type of food would be called still stuffing. Dressing is like for salads.

39:02No, no, no, no, no, dressing is outside. It is. It's not. It's not a trend. I reject that completely. Totally stuffing is like a type of food. And it like it should be used to stuff in it, but it is still stuffing. Yeah, sure. That's what we're doing. There's lots of dressing. Dressing is outside the name properly, but we but we still call it that. I'm just I'm excited for Thanksgiving at this point. This is great. So we're not. No, no, no, no, no, we're pre-taping this. Yeah, I have. We are we are today. No, we are. No, we are. We actually think we blew off Thanksgiving. We're supposed to be eating right now. Yeah. Yeah. So now let's let's now go to the more fundamental question. OK, dessert. OK, because that really is what do you need to set? Well, for me, I mean, if I have I have. All right, good. No, no, you got you. No, this is I have I have at times and my mom knows this. I have left the house, gone to the store, and purchased the ingredients for pumpkin pie, and brought it home and made it myself,

40:03because there was no pumpkin pie available. It is required. Oh, I completely agree. It is like 100% required. The first commandment of Thanksgiving, oh, yeah, is thou shall have pumpkin pie with whipped cream. Whipped whipped cream. Yes, it is a non-negotiable. Right. If it's not there, like I got up, I got my car. I was like, I'm just going to go. I'm not going to ask. Now Ryan asks a really good question. Is Thanksgiving meal a lunch or a dinner? The answer is, we're around 3.34 p.m. Yeah, that is the sweet spot. I had the honor of a lifetime to call Charlie a friend. And what I remember most wasn't just what people saw on stage. It was what was behind the scenes. That was an unwavering commitment to his faith, his love for his family, and his genuine desire to encourage others to live with courage and conviction. Charlie believed that following Christ wasn't something you compartmentalized. He didn't put it in a box. He lived it out loud. It shaped how he lived, how he served, how he treated people every single day.

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42:05Honestly, I don't. Chamber, that's the title chambermaid. Honestly, I don't. Is it not the title chambermaid? How's keeping his chambermaid? You would just say housekeeping though. This isn't the 1920s, Charlie. Charlie's like, come on, you squab, it's chambermaid. We're gonna, we're gonna roll some numbers here. You follow the tail, like a toilet, a chamber pot. Jiggas, it's the fuzz. I call it the Lou. I call it the Lou. He's British now. Look, you're Scottish. I am Scottish. Is it not chambermaid? Wait, you call it the Lou, but you don't call her the Lou lady? The Lou lady. Is it not say chambermaid? I'm looking this up. A maid who cleans bedrooms and bathrooms, especially in a hotel. Yeah, from, from a hundred years ago, maybe. You don't call her the chambermaid? What do you call her? The housekeeping person? How's keeping, you just say housekeeping. So, it's sincere. What's the title? Do you call it like a year Batman? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What, what do you think she goes around and she calls herself the maid?

43:05The maid. Chambermaid. No, she doesn't call me. No, it doesn't, it doesn't call me. No, it just comes into my chambers, yeah. She doesn't call me, she doesn't call me the chambermaid. She doesn't call herself the housekeepermaid. Lord, Lord Charlie over here. But cleaner, I don't know. Erica, that's the chambermaid. That's the chambermaid. The chamber needs a turning. Exactly. The chambermaid. It needs to be turned down. Draw my bath, chambermaid. Did, did, past tense. Past tense. Past tense. The Google is in past tense. Where they knock, they should say chambermaid is here. No, that's where you stay. Do you take vacations like in the past and this is why we don't actually know? Charlie, do you say on the Titanic? Did you survive that? I have been called an old soul. So, daily people is, what did the chambermaid do in the middle ages? In the middle ages? It is. It's from the 1500s.

44:06What I don't like is how early it gets dark in the winter. I don't want to fall back. Just keep the clocks the way they are in July the whole year. He's a permanent day, he's a permanent daylight savings time person. Yeah, that's the obvious thing. We have to reject this. Charlie, you were a rebellion against God. I agree. And here's the reason why. I actually want air-growing to be on Pacific time. Not mountain time. I, Tyler's with me. Tyler's with me. I went. So Arizona doesn't change the clocks. Yeah, good. Tyler's a permanent planner. If we go permanent and we get permanent on mountain, I'm going to be really pissed because. Because I like to share your time with California instead of. No, no, Utah and Idaho. Life in Arizona is objectively better when it's on Pacific time. Objectively. It is, and I'll tell you why. Like it's so, by the way, the spring, when all of a sudden your three hours behind, by the time it's like 330 Arizona time, East Coast is done and you have like a full day of work left. And like it's so great. And by the way, you get up, by the way, let's say you get up at 630 or 7.

45:08And you can reach anybody you want on the East Coast because they're already in the office. And you have all the texts from the East Coast ready to go. And like you would be so efficient. What is a glory hole? I want to see if there's an actual definition here. Is this something that is considered to be commonplace knowledge? I think there was a, I think there was a, a certain definition here. It was a, it is a, I think it was, of sexual, paraphernalia. I guess you could say it. Why is, I don't know what those words are. Is there a way to something a paraphernalia is just to? I think there's a certain set of ideas for that. I guess it's a lot of work. Google knows about this forever. Your ass are going to be like that for the rest of time now. It's just, wait, so who wants to take this next topic? Because I have no idea what the heck this is about. I think, I think Jack should explain bonus hole to Charlie. All right, Charlie. So Charlie, so I got the bonus holes, right? Should I Google that too?

46:09Don't Google. No, I'm just asking. You're not going to burn the bonus holes. You don't know bonus holes? No, Jack, I don't, I don't know much about holes. And that hole's genre, apparently. The hole's genre of holes. Yeah, Charlie, there's a wide, or even hole. Or even his holes. Who is time for holes? Why is Cornacopie of holes out there, Charlie? That and you need to be familiar with all of them. Here we have a new one. It's called the bonus hole. The bonus hole is comes to us by way of Joe's cervical cancer trust. So there are cervical cancer charity recommending that when they make phone calls to trans individuals, or perhaps trans identifying individuals, that you may want to use less traditional terminology when referring to the part of the female anatomy formerly known as a vagina. Jack, a week ago, did you know what this term meant?

47:10Yeah, no, I had no idea. I actually don't even think this existed. So I'm not mad at this. No, no, this is brand new. OK, glory hole. You could mock me all you want. By the way, I'm proud I didn't know what a glory hole was. Bonus hole. I mean, now we're really pushing the boundaries of decency. Allow me to ask you a quick question. When was the last time, if ever you got a second opinion on your mortgage? Or if you're renting, have you ever wondered if owning a home might actually be more within reach than you think? The truth is, a lot has changed over the last few years. Home values have changed. Interest rates have changed. Lending programs have changed. Even your financial goals have probably changed. What made sense then may not be the best option today. Here's what I see all the time. Home owners, they often assume their current mortgage is the best they can do. While renters, they assume home ownership is just out of reach. In many cases, neither is true. That's why I recommend wholeheartedly talking to Andrew and Todd at anti-mac mortgage. If you already own a home, they'll

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49:12I was starting to be a movie star. I was starting to be a movie star. The light has started. You haven't begun the war, Tyler. I will finish this war. What? Explain yourself. You have to prove this point. There's the full clip. Sam and Frodo are so gay together. And if you replace it with a female, they'll be in love with each other. Yeah, but they didn't, and they're not. OK, you can't get through 15 hours of those movies and not be like, I think that's where America turned severely more gay was after the Lord of the Rings trilogy came out. No, you are high. You are on drugs. Tyler, you are out of control. We are. This is unacceptable. I'm saying this takes it. This beats it. OK? That's good. But no. What? Tyler, you have made a powerful ennemless today. It all started with the Glee and Frozen. OK? It was Glee and Frozen. Talked about it so many times. It's Glee. I know. 100%. That was the original cultural center of modernity. OK?

50:12Glee ruined America. Glee was the bleached that you watched Glee all the time. I have no opinion on Glee because I never watched Glee. I was watching. We covered it on the program. It was, it was, well, and Charlie, you pointed it out first that it was actually, it was the high school musical that kind of started. Oh, I know. John thing on Zac Efron and the whole thing. And then Glee took that and made it woke. Hold on. Now that people in the chat are saying they agree with what other things being get, I'm going to, I'm going to go totally crazy. The chat says, I am, I could not be in more agreement with Blake. I think Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest artistic accomplishments of the species. Yeah, it's great. And like, OK, it's called male friendship. And it's a thing that existed long before. I never even gave it that to the other person. And I just, if you go back and watch it now, you're going to be like grossed out by the entire thing. No, I actually watched. I read the books for the first time this year. So I actually rewatched it. And like, no, it's not gay. I reject your interpretation.

51:12I won the whole chat. I'm really in town. No, it's not true. No, chat, we're going to have a stern talking to chat. They are going to get on side Lord of the Rings is straight. And they're going to have to accept this. That was like a nuclear bomb thought crime for the record. I'm still processing that. That's like that's like pilot level thought crime. Just like drop the freaking thermonuclear weapon in the middle of the middle. You got to, we have to defend Lord of the Rings properly. Yeah. Straight. Great as an arrow. I watched Lord of the Rings this weekend. And Tyler ruined it for me. I have to be honest. You agree with him now? You gave into the second. No, I don't. You see it. You see it now. I don't agree. I'm saying that he ruined it. As I always used to look at it as brotherly love. And then Frodo and Sam, there's some very long gazes.

52:12It's it's it's so. It's so. I don't want to say Tyler's giving in. But like to the propaganda. No, no, no, you got to. You want to have to tie. Every time. Tyler, Tyler gets in your head about this. And then all of a sudden you can't unsee it. I'm not even saying it's right. I'm saying you kind of infer it. And and she's Frodo doesn't look at women that way. This is key to Jackson's. The woman in the woods that way doesn't look at live Tyler that way. That's right. That's right. I think I think you can infer that Frodo news. And then you really start wondering like Mary Pippin, Sam and Frodo are all sharing a room and you use you really start thinking about things you shouldn't be thinking about. This is like a three week vlog like conversation. Yeah, it's going to keep going until I win this conversation. And you got to wonder like what are they actually doing in Rivendell? What are they really doing in Rivendell? Because you look at it through kind of a modern woke lens. And I got it. I'm not saying Tyler's right, but it half ruined the movie for me.

53:14What they realize, what they really do in Rivendell. Why is Gandalf going down there like a weirdo? It's like living music and they're singing their selfish songs, their selfish language. There's nothing gay about it. No, what's Gandalf really going down there for? He's like his little Thailand. Like this is like is Gandalf the Epstein wizard of Middle Earth? Yes, he is. Yeah. That's his Thailand. I'm not saying. Just throw this up. Ryan wants to throw this up. Two up four. Throw it up. There it is. Yeah, it's not. I'm telling you, once you see it through the Tyler lens, he's not that he's right. It's just you can't see it and it kind of ruins the film. Hey, I will tell you that if you go watch top gun, the original, like go watch that for homo erotic, you're going to make top gun gay for Charlie. Now, are you ruining everything? You and Top Gunn for all of us. I mean, Top Gunn is objectively homo erotic. Andrew, you are putting this conversation in the danger zone.

54:16You are on a highway through the danger zone right now. Yeah, this is not good. There is a reason why there's a lot of rumors flowing around about the lead in that film, Tom Cruise. I'm just saying that what all this, what also you're going to ruin for me? Top Gunn, the original 1980s Top Gunn is the most homo erotic movie ever. It's a fact. You're just going to come in every every week. It's going to have one of those. There's also going to assert another movie is gay. You're going to be like, I mean, Star Wars is gay. But Godfather is really kind of like it wasn't really that five families. It was kind of like a gay conflame that was running in her Italian mafia. Yeah, you're going to be like the good, the bad and the ugly gay. You're going to no, no, no, no, no, no, citizen came. Gay citizen gay. No, it's not under every rock. Gay so Rosebud was not actually his sled growing up. Rosebud was a secret lover that he had during college. Yeah, Charlie don't look up the slang term.

55:16Don't look up slang terms for that word. Just this all I'm going to say clearance. Oh, man. You can't you can't touch. You cannot touch. It's a wonderful life. OK, you can't not touch. OK, hold on. I mean, Top Gunn is like, this is not me breaking news. Everybody knows Top Guns homo ride. No, I just I go to that way. He's right. You're going to say it's gay. Yeah, you're going to say that like red dawn is gay because Charlie Sheen and what's his name? They like are holding each other on that bench after like getting shot at the end. Look at this. Look, Esquire magazine. The Top Gun volleyball scene is is not home. That's the new one. It is homosexual. That's the new one. That's the original one. That's the new one. I watched all this on the ball. On the big series. I got I googled the the gays movies that are explicitly gay and also on there is Wizard of Oz. Well, that's like that's a different one where whether that movie is gay or not, gay people are obsessed with Wizard of Oz because gay men love Judy Garland, I guess.

56:20Hold on. I'm this is top 10 macho blockbusters with hidden homo eroticism. Number 10 is ravenous from 1990 and I've never heard that. 300 is number nine. Number eight Top Gun 1986. What are you talking about? Number seven. Come on. Yeah, well, because it's all these dudes run around. Yeah, it's called like dudes who are working on dudes. Yeah. Why aren't you mad? Yeah, I'm mad that you're not mad. He had. We're supposed to be mocking you. You can't enjoy it. I made it your profile picture. You totally so you they tried to own you and you actually owns them owning you. They have the step and repeat to they have like the close up logo in the background. You know what I mean? Like the step and repeat. It's pretty good. They can't really get and the hair is like spot on. Oh, the hair is spot on. I mean, like I can throw every cliche out there. But when I first saw it, I just laughed.

57:22I was like, I honestly thought because I first saw it in some Twitter account I didn't recognize. I was like, this is a hundred percent AI. Like that was my first initial reaction. It was like, come on. This is someone that just kind of spent a bunch of money on AI. And then I started other accounts posted that I went to the where I was like, wow, this is pretty awesome. And then the second thought I had is campus tours, me behind the table, debating college kids, we are leaving in we are living in their feeds rent free. So it's a it's a badge of honor. And look, they're going to do their thing. They're going to make fun of me. They're like, okay, fine, that's part of public life. Let's not take ourselves so seriously. That's a, that's a signifier of how far we've come in the impact that we're making. And I think it's, I mean, look, there are other episodes on Trump the other week. I mean, people had a lot of mixed reactions or negative reactions. And I'm just going to take it, I'm going to take it all and strive. We just wanted to congratulate you, Charlie. So you were in the episode last week, of course. And apparently in terms of ratings, it was the most viewed South Park episodes since

58:242018. Now, I think we probably have to give that a lot of the credit, of course, to just the wider context. They could have had huge views if they made fun of Biden and Kamala. I mean, they decided not to be popular. Let's just be honest. It's very funny to me because South Park, they wouldn't really make fun of Bush much whenever I was. And they didn't really do it for Obama or Trump, they did a bit for Trumpers. And then, yeah, Biden, as you said, they've kind of generally avoided making fun of US presidents. And I thought their reasoning for a long time was good, which was everyone talks about US presidential stuff forever. There's no new jokes to be made about it. It'll usually, it's like, it's low effort. You often make yourself look dumb. And they're sort of proving themselves right because I thought the stuff with you was really good. I thought it was, but it was a little bit, it was a little bit hilarious. Yeah, the stuff with Trump has like not been as good at least. No, the Trump stuff's like whatever. The term elections are coming up and control of Congress is on the line. If there's one thing financial markets hate, it's uncertainty.

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1:00:29gold and they'll send you a free 10-ounce silver bar when you open a new qualified account. The Charlie Kirk show, that's all you got to do and they'll do the rest. I mean, so Tyler, you made an interesting point that no one's made. So the whole kind of like master debater thing, they were also getting it something that like young men are spending more time watching politics than like going through Pornhub. That was like a very deleted one. This is producer Angela actually. Producer Angela. It was a very smart point. It made this point, which is like how cool is the undertone that they were basically. That's a deep pull. It was a hugely deep pull that young men were more interested in getting the Charlie Kirk award than the Pornhub award now. Right? Was that an award? You know what I mean? Like the debate of masturbation. Yeah. But they were very like leaning in on this, which is just more young men. Young men confesses going to be great. Young men are like things hilarious. Young men are competing to be more conservative.

1:01:31And it's true. Like every single person I talk to, I just had a contractor. My house the other day. And he's like, oh, what do you do? And I explain to my other day. And he's like, oh my gosh, my kids on TikTok all day, my four to year olds on TikTok, all day long watching nothing but Charlie Kirk. It actually is really fun. Like, and then yeah, the competition, like the most extreme guys, so like you'll get guys online. And they'll just be like, well, actually like so and so is a cook because he doesn't want to like deport the family members of everyone. Well, you know, like they get like completely unhinged. And that's where young men are now. That's why we're winning the debate. They're living there and they're taking this and there's, and every day we're seeing headlines, who's going to be the left Charlie Kirk, who's going to be the left Charlie Kirk and there's nobody. And they basically like South Park had to identify that. And then the second piece is that all of South Park is dependent upon young men and what they care about. This is what they care about. The other subtext is which I just love is how mad liberal TikTok is that I'm not mad about it. Yeah, that has been hilarious. There's even like meta-analysis.

1:02:32There are like some people respond and like trying to signal that they could take a joke. And like, like, oh, we have to war game this. I don't, it was actually, the whole thing's, I've watched some of those clips like three or four times. It's funny. It's like well written and smart. It's hilarious. Every single one of them was like, they're making fun of you, bro. Don't you know it? The joke is about you. You're not in on the joke. Laugh, laugh, wow. No, it's so funny. What are you laughing for? That's the ****. Has to be more seretocal water. And then showers after all this is another banana more bananas puts it on his skin. Yeah. So is this guy like a celebrity otherwise? Oh, yeah. No, he's like a professional influencer. He's major first 10,000. Congratulations. We got to do at least 20, bro. He's like a self help coach.

1:03:33All right. I got to dunk my head in some cold water. Yeah, that's how you prove that you're worthy. Did you squirt in the lemons, right? No, you have to squirt in the lemons. He squirted the lemons, I think, if I'm not mistaken. You did it wrong. Now you'll never be a top to your influencer now. You also have to pour in some of the seretoga water. I'm the pour in the water so that you can get the transcendent properties. Of the water from seretoga springs. Now you got to mix it with your hands a bit. No, it's disgusting. He's defiant. You'll never be a top influencer now. You will never you will never make it now. You look at it wrong. It's a matter of you look. A magic spell like a black influencer from L.I. Now you're running a banana on your face. Wait, do you do that? Yes, he did. He rode the bananas. I saw the peel. What's the point of this? Did he ride the banana on his face? Heal, I think it was the peel. No, I think it was the actual banana. Can we get an instant replay? We need to do a peel.

1:04:33We need somebody to investigate this. I'm gonna have my bananas all over the floor. No, it's definitely a banana. It was, this is gonna be meme for years. For a tall that was the peel. Charlie's rubbing banana all over his face. Is this really what he did? What is the, what is the health property of this? It's really funny. I think it's something, someone, I think I read it somewhere like you eat the peel. What? No, no, you don't eat the peel. No, someone says that I've been damaged. It looks like good stuff from the peel. It looks like good stuff from the peel. All across the political spectrum. It's like supposed to be good. It actually makes my skin, it's actually good like lotion. I think that's, yeah, cheap. It's cheap. It doesn't taste very good. Listen, this guy, one more time. Whoa. I mean, there has to be like ice bath type thing, right? Is that supposed to like tighten up your face? Okay, so, so Jack, you're a fan of noise. Otherwise known as country music. What, how should we,

1:05:34what, what should we make of ginger beard men? He doesn't want to be claimed by one side or the other. This was a rejection. And I think conservatives need to understand to be branded as a conservative, to be branded or even worse as a Republican. Is still seen as negative in this country. So, do we have to continue to pretend the song is good? I like the song. I was down with the song. I rock the song. I mean, I think the whole thing is really, I mean, I'm just serious. What is the appeal of such anthem? I mean, the lyrical bureau, the musical bureau. Both. I mean, it's basically repurposed populist nationalism with like basically some guy out of tune yelling into the sky. So, like, what, what is admirable about this whole thing? I'm, honestly, curious because everybody, I prefer to get on the bandwagon. They need a way to splinter the white working class base. And they're going to try to find somebody in music, in art, whatever it is.

1:06:35And they try to do some mccanae, but he failed, okay? Where they can try to get a little bit of doubt into this new identity-politic group that has really been built in the Trump-Maga movement as the solid monolith, anything they can do to cast doubt in the white working class base. They try to do this with Yellowstone, Kevin Costner. This is a, this is part of a strategy because white working class America with a little bit of swing voters wins elections. I'm not on Oliver Anthony's side because he produces noise and not music, but beyond that, the part here that really bothers me, this is such, this is, this is someone who is almost thinking like, I'm not saying is, thinking like a trained Marxist that does not understand incentives, understand how markets work. Quite honestly. Yep. So here's a guy that comes in. He's like, well, I demand $120,000. That's not an unreasonable ask, by the way. That's actually a pretty fair rate. But simultaneously, I'm going to price control the tickets and I'm going to basically, essentially plan an intervene

1:07:37with the person that is then going to run all the production. And so they say, wait, what, hold on a second. We have to charge a certain amount because there's facility costs, there's security, there's ticketing, there's AV, there's insurance, not easy, not cheap. We're doing it literally right now. You don't get to come in and all of a sudden call shots and they're like, well, I want this to be a working class thing. Well, then wave your feet. Oliver Anthony, wave your $120,000 fee, right? Or do the show for free. But I look at this Oliver Anthony thing and I, and I can't help but think that, you know, this guy's thinking like the very same people we were fighting, which is like a Marxist. It's very clear that Oliver Anthony hates people who owns the means of production. George Orwell called himself a socialist for most of his life. And the more he hung around social, he realized they were more animated by the hatred of the rich than trying to take care of the poor. We have to be very careful that our heroes, who might say a thing or two to try to represent working people, are not animated by trying to go after people who own the means of production.

1:08:42I am all for representation for the working class, the white working class, the black working class, all of it. I'm all for restoring the muscular class in this country. But if we start to get in a direction where all of a sudden we're driven by people that have deep-seated envy, anger, resentment, like Oliver Anthony, then we're going to be in a real tough spot, and a bad spot actually. Because I think deep down, Oliver Anthony hates people who start business. He hates entrepreneurs. And that really is dangerous. I reject that completely. There is a healthy balance between entrepreneurs who make the world a better place and make the world work and the working class. That balance is a healthy one. Oliver Anthony, he is Ginger Bernie Sanders with a banjo. I think about the Roman Empire every single day. Oh, me too. So here's the Guardian headline. Women across the world are asking men how often the ancient civilization pops into their head. And the answer is frequently startling.

1:09:44I mean, I think about Rome all the time, Blake. And women are fastened. By the way, you know that the political people are like, and this is why they're right-wing fascists. Yeah, and it's always like it's the longest lasting empire that existed in certainly the Western world. And basically ever for that matter. And I guess you could throw in Egypt or some nonsense. Ignore them. So you know, at last ages, it has like a very well-documented rise, a very well-documented decline in fall. So everyone's always thinking like, is America like, are we going to collapse the way Rome did? No, we're going to collapse far faster. And then we're collapsing. We're in the midst of that collapse. There's no Rome in the favor of 74. Rome was a thing. And we're at Rome, in terms of being the most powerful country in the world, Rome was most powerful thing going for about 600 years, I would say. Yeah. So what are we at? 240 years. Rome was 482. 482. Yeah. But we're at 2476. 476 is when. Well, in the Western Empire. Maybe Mark was in the Western. If we're counting, he is wrong.

1:10:44And if we're counting, I knew he was out of the East. All right, everybody. If you have a family, you know that you got to be prepared for your family. And before this season gets even busier, we're about to head into the fall back to school, got holidays just around the corner. You got to check off one to do that can safeguard your family's future. And that's quickly finding life insurance. Okay. And it's tailored to your family's needs with policy genius. So I'm telling you, if you do not have life insurance, policy genius makes finding the right insurance. And planning for your future easier than ever. Okay. I have a great plan for my family with policy genius. You can do that too. So what is policy genius? It's an online insurance marketplace that allows you to compare quotes. And not just from one company or another, but from America's top insurers. And you get to see them side by side. And it's completely free. They have a license team that will help you get what you need. And they'll do it really, really quickly. So you can get on with your life.

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1:12:47Is Donald Trump walking in Selma with Martin Luther King? Now, thanks to AI, we're able to have all these amazing images, Jack. In fact, many people need to understand they're not AI created. These are just revealed to us through AI. Many people do not know. Donald Trump led Julia Caesar and his legion across the Rubicon. That would begin a civil war and signaled the end of the Roman Republic. He was like right here, Jules. It's then it's that's right there. There's Donald Trump executing the Louisiana purchase with Napoleon Bonaparte. He said, give him, give him hell Napoleon. Take the middle hell. Give him hell. That's DL ever. Okay, on his question. Why do you guys like these? Why do you guys like these? Because they're hilarious. Because they're so injured. If you're feeling that what's been hidden from us from our own history and now finally we're able to bring it to the people. Much like the mythias bringing fire from the gods. I think they're absolutely hilarious because Donald Trump and Vending the wheel.

1:13:49Hey, look, if Indiana Jones can go back in time and do this, then Donald Trump should sure can. He's not going back in time. He was actually alive during all these times. I use these. He was actually there. I personally can't get enough of him. I think they're absolutely hilarious. We have to get to this week's big AI meme or gimmick or whatever. But it's making action figures or like kind of toys of various people. So we of course have already had one for Trump. We've had some for Vance. We've had some for all the political figures. But nothing says it has to be a person in the Trump White House. So let's put up 335 guys. We've made a the Charlie Kirk toy that proved me wrong. Charlie took us a few of champs. We have some where. Yeah, can we zoom in on that? Can we? I like it now that that we know it's only thing it's missing is my lozenges. And my bottle of olive oil. Well, you've got you've got your Starbucks cup that you've got everywhere.

1:14:50And we've got your hat. Is it America first on the shirt? Yeah. All right, I said they should put vote early on the shirt, but maybe that would be like the period piece one. I mean, the real one, of course, could have like five different shirts. And you can realistically change them on the little Charlie figure to make it better. But we didn't stop there. Let's put up 334. We made the post so one. We had the post so doll. He kind of looks like good old. We have his accurate phone. We have that's really accurate. We have his creed album there. Yeah, and see it kind of like you look you that the suit is pretty met you have short little legs though. My goodness. Yeah, it's like he's a little bit. Yeah, why am I so why is it like why is it like the middle of the post so yeah, what's up with that? We go back was Charlie full size Charlie dip or is Charlie stumpy. I don't think Charlie was. Yeah, see what you didn't do it to Charlie. What's up with that?

1:15:51Charlie, you guys got to get like you need you need a coffee sponsor man. You can't keep wrapping Starbucks like that. Oh, I know I need to get a real coffee partner. All right. Now what else do we have? We have we made a Tyler Boer one put up the put up the Tyler one. So his is not the action figure part is breaking down a little bit, but we've got his aviator glasses. We have his Phoenix suns jersey that would not actually fit on that on that figure, but whatever. And we also have his ASU hat. Thinking about it now we should give him that like red cowboy hat thing that we had for the like was it the precinct? The mega hat in the election. Yeah, the big the big red cowboy hat one. Yeah, but it was like the mega mega version of it. And then do we have do we have an Andrew one? Did we finish that? All right, we have executive producer Andrew. We've got to have got a Dodgers hat. Is that a is that a Tesla at the bottom?

1:16:51He's very proud of that. So the action figures were all lead up into this Charlie. This has millions of views on like YouTube and TikTok. He's working with his own two hands. Do people believe this is real? Yes, yes. Millions of people just mindlessly. The lips are just a whole. There's a whole genre of people. Like Barron, there's the best man. This is actually a good song. This is a lot better than the beyond. I said I see a bunch of music. I don't play selectory music onarily. I actually my family and I left a restaurant recently because they were playing country music. I said I'm not going to pay this for a day. So we left. And I could do AI all day long. I think it's the most interesting thing happening. Everything else is a distraction. I think AI is the most important thing happening on the planet right now. Like more important than everything. And I actually think it can be really exciting and also terrifying.

1:17:53And I think it's really exciting to be like a human being as a movement prepared for this window of time where we can play. You know, all the boomers this, like Gen Z Millennials, when we get towards peak political maturity in 15 or 20 years, all of this experience is going to have a crescendo where we're going to be answering and deciding and governing. It will be like the magna carda for human beings. I know that might sound like, no, I'm not going, I know that might sound like a hyperbole. But in our years from now, they're going to look back and be like, wow, in 2040, that original declaration of rights of, here's what AI does and here's what it doesn't do. And then we chart the path the next thousand years. That's how important this is. It's bigger than like solving wars in the border. All this stuff's important. This is the stuff that will determine whether or not we exist as a species. I've done so much thing with this. There will be such a revealing moment of someone that's nakedly bought by corporations that will make a short term deal. Where they're like, and they'll just do it for money or a payoff

1:18:54where these corporations are like, I can displace 99% of my workforce. And like, that's going to expose our politics in a way that will make people revolt. Everybody, thanks so much. Change your batteries. I learned what a glory hole is. Keep the thought crimes going because they may soon be outlawed. Until next week, keep committing thought crimes. From all of us at thought crime, I hope you have a chirpy new year. Until next week, keep on committing thought crime. And keep committing thought crimes. God bless you guys and make sure you stay free of CCP's buying. This was an unusual episode of thought crimes. Thank you guys for that. When keep committing thought crimes, talk to you guys soon. God bless, keep on committing thought crimes. We'll talk to you soon. All right, everyone. That was a wonderful episode. Stay based. Avoid clowns, spiders, and defeat in November. God bless you guys as we say. Good night. So next week. Straight as an arrow. Straight edge. Not like a $3 bill.

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