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Ed's football season on polymarket trade your football predictions against other fans before and during the game You can even combine multiple trades with polymarket combos from okwwcfb New customers deposit $10 and get $50 instantly to start trading 18 plus see polymarket terms of service for more information about restrictions and eligibility The polymarket app is an independent affiliate of polymarket US and not CFTC regulated trading always involves risk complete loss Canter the $50 offer is issued is not withdrawal little trading credit for use on the platform offer exclusively available to first-time Depositors not available in all jurisdictions. It's Thursday. It's 2.15 so we slide into the DMs and Montau sends us news I Monti send news Oh, it me oh yeah, yeah Thank you David. Thank you Justin We will start with a little plain news. I don't think we've done that in a while love it Nothing too bad, but something that I've always been worried about when I've
Taken flights as a Delta Airlines flight had to return back to the airport they departed from Within minutes of takeoff after the crew reported a medical emergency involving one of the pilots So Delta flight 1208 returned back to Minneapolis St. Paul International Airport Just minutes after departing for Orlando Because one of their pilots had become incapacitated And they don't say exactly what happened to this guy, but clearly something Dyer in the moment and so they have to just turn the plane back around and I've always wondered you know like I know that they obviously have two in there So they have redundancies in place, but What is something happens to the other guy too? Well, you've got autopilot But is that I can't land your plane? Is that where you have to do the movie trope of you have a captain? Yeah, someone goes and gets talked in in the had doing this from the ground and they're trying to land it. Yeah
I mean, I guess the odds of that are pretty low But they're not zero. Yeah, I feel like your bases are covered if there's two people up there they can fly the plane Odds are two heart attacks aren't happening within a matter of minutes, you know, right? And if you were a passenger on the plane would you want to know like I would just rather You know if they take off and you have to go back They if they just announce hey, we have to a Return to where we took off. I I'm fine with that. I don't want to know what's going on because I would just freak out If I knew something was was up in the cockpit, but if they could do something about it Look, you would just want the plane to just fall out of the sky at that point. No, but well, they're making a safe return Yeah, but I'm just saying I would panic knowing something's going on on the plane Might hope for them just throw them out the plane with a parachute on Let them land safely and the flight continue did they have to make the announcement? Do we have a doctor on the plane?
That would also and then yeah Joe Biden said I can help Do you need me to run this? No, no, no, not a book doctor like an actual a real doctor Well luckily hopefully, hopefully bros doing all right. He'll be yeah, he'll be fine I also just for a half second to had to remember the difference between incapacitation and decapitation How did the pilot get oh, wait, wait, that's not there's a significant difference I was like how did that happen to you ride the Texas giant or something Anyways, shout out to the pilot amnesia apnesia going on Elsewhere so this has been the summer of cyclospora We've all been on the lookout. We put down on our intake of pre-packaged salads Maybe not eating as many fresh jalapenos well now They're saying that doctors are dealing with people who because they were so worried about
cyclospora They're going the other way and They've seen an uptick in people that are constipated Because they cut out so many of the fruits and vegetables and they were eating just a wheel of cheese that now they're stopped up and they can't go to the bathroom And they have to start you know Weaning people back on to the lettuce they were eating before Because they're not getting the normal amount of fiber they were getting you got to have some roughage in there to yeah to keep things going And these people I mean some true in Some well I guess I'll let's for hands doing just fine. He hasn't cut greens out of his body Look at them anymore though. Yeah, his body had to learn at an early age We're not going to be able to depend on lettuce to keep us going we got to figure out a way Ham's an evolutionary marvel where his body had to adjust This gummy worms have to be the same. Yeah, we're gonna have to system go. Yeah, we're going to burn harry boat to keep moving
So these people that completely cut out their their fruits and their vegetables are Are are now getting full Elvis Presley stomach and button and Can't go to the bathroom So they're gonna have to start working in some mirror lacks into some orange juice and Are I mean are we still worried like are you still not eating? I don't think about it like it a salad at a Fast casual healthy play like I'm not knocking out greens from my diet. Did you know all at any point? No like I'm not going to buy the prepackage. Yeah, the ones that were recalled. I'm not doing that Minor I'm fine. I haven't had diarrhea since this has happened Well, you see that they didn't put it back like a manager special on the ones that were recalled you didn't know It was saved for to buy heads of lettuce as opposed to the prepackage ones is where I think when most people got burned We pivoted to heads of lettuce. Okay, but the jalapeno one really sucks because I do like some jalapenos diced in my food
Uh, so now yes, it's I think we're past the worst part people you don't have to worry about Getting on the toilet and just blowing it out with water you can go back to eating Your normal fruits and fruits and veggies every day Because you don't want to go the other way either Because that way is bad also What being stopped up. Yes, yeah If you get an inema you want an inema then you're trying to find all the Taylor Farms lettuce You can just yeah, you're begging for it all out of recalled lettuce You're gonna drink a bunch of cranberry juice to try to like cool. It's like can I just get a goalie lock situation Why don't I have to be on both ends of the spectrum where I'm either completely stopped up or I Have become a jet pack on the toilet Like you're the rocketeer, right? I just have one regular beam Mark Hear that before suck today
Well, I don't know how much you guys are into pickles. Do you guys like pickles pro pickle? I go through a love hate with pickles. That's I got all that's interesting. That's an interesting. It's not not necessarily a hate I won't like you know Order one when you could go to the you know a high school game or something and you can get a big old pickle I know I never do that, but if there's there's a pickle there. I will enjoy it Well, that would be so weird if I saw you just Eating a giant pickle by itself like you're a 16 year old Latina girl with a napkin wrap Yes, that's some time that would be so weird Well, I'm gonna bring you on though every day and see if you're on a love day or a hate day I will I will enjoy the pickle I enjoy the pickle chip like the spicy or the sweet ones You can add those on a sandwich or a burger. That's good stuff. Well Right now KFC in Australia has a limited time pickle core menu So if you guys would like to
Really pickle up your KFC right now they have all kinds of pickle items such as the pickle burger Which is their KFC original recipe filet with pickle ranch sauce pickle dill seasoning bread and butter pickles and pickle chips on it That's probably not that bad as long as there's a good bun. I think we're good They're better the worst pickles though You're an idiot Your taste buds have been ruined by meth So many other drugs you could have pointed to You Know not of what you speak so you call Lando mess head all right We're gonna draw the line right there They have pickle loaded chips with your loaded chips top with fried pickles popcorn chicken and pickle ranch sauce Dean it's the Frickles which are crispy fried pickles. What about pickle Pepsi? Which is Pepsi Max port over ice with real pickle brine and fresh pickles out
I'll just leave it at the the fried pickles. We'll we'll go with that. That's enough excellent. That's always that's always a a Kind of divisive item at the bar really get pickled juice as like a chaser for Jameson. Yeah, yeah And some people hate it some people love it. Does it bring out the flavor in Jameson or something? I don't hate it to be honest. It tastes fine interesting Some people yeah, they just they just love it. I poked this weekend Pure pickle juice there's seven jaymos in an hour so if you're into pickle items head on out to Australia get down under there are there are pickle people that are just obsessed with Pickle everything pickle flavor like when we did the I think Justin had the new story of the sandwich place That was doing the pickle buns a year ago or so. Yeah, I tried that and it's The pickle is just overpowering. Yeah, all you taste is the pickle. You don't taste anything in the sandwich
elsewhere A New Mexico man has been accused of fatally shooting his cousin Now this was not over any kind of financial issues. This was not perhaps a a Woman was involved to perhaps yeah, who ate the last pickle which This was They argued over whose green chili enchiladas were spicier Okay, all right, so you had these two guys you have Irvin oakeen Gutierrez and Nathaniel Kavazzo's both from the ABQ they were apparently drinking which that'll happen and they were cooking dinner with each other and One of them started eating the other guys in chaladas and he claimed that they were too hot unlimited in chaladas and That broke out an argument apparently they started swinging at each other one of the other people at the home
Suggested hey, why don't you go out and take the dogs for a walks you guys can cool down for a bit They said no they started fighting again at which point one guy pulled out a handgun The other guys shouted were family were family don't do this and then he shot him several times Over yeah, just hatch chili enchiladas. I would like to sample both of their enchiladas I bet they're both very yummy. Yeah, but do you want them having them? No, I was to get your temple on plate peacemaker because I'm sure they taste great and be like dude these enchiladas are awesome and their boom dog stay time and enjoy some enchiladas pointed at you Yeah, you got a pick He got an enchilada boom dog I would be enchilada boom dog say nice Is there a spicy or mild is that sentence ever been said in the history? I think so it's in the Bible somewhere. Okay bone docs enchiladas An enchilada standoff. So yeah, you just got to yeah, you got to be careful because yeah, especially
your cousin I've I mean, I've definitely I never got into an argument with my cousin about a whether or not our enchiladas I don't even have my own enchilada recipe Let alone do I control the spiciness of it. That's another reason to be friends with these cousins and albacurkey Maybe they'll be their recipe. Oh, yeah, I'm just imagining like the cousins from the brothers from breaking bad And doesn't listen to the twins. Yeah, like they would be the ones that would shoot each other over enchiladas Zuko would definitely oh my gosh. Oh, it's can't say absolutely so Bad bad thing yeah, now the family's got to like explain to people what happened and Again, they're like the one oh another one money. No Fight over enchiladas. No, they're over there. They're leftovers They're enchiladas. Yeah, would you eat though if you're a family member? Would you eat those enchiladas knowing that that was the bone of content at the time? They're tough right now. Princess waste stuff. Yeah, right, but would you feel weird eating the thing that they argued over?
It's like when George damn good like when George nearly choked on his pizza What or would they would they bag that up for evidence to hand of the jury? Okay, decide which one was back it up for a bit of smell so bad. They just bring in a microwave to reheat it Give any more these Finally, see what else is in the fridge for evidence chips in the Thailand City of Pataya Local authorities have issued a crackdown on prostitution as Yesterday the US Navy aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln docked carrying around 5,000 sailors There were also Marines on board. They've all been at sea for over 200 days So ahead of their rival the the police on this Or at this resort city had to prepare additional patrols Around their beachfront and nightlife districts
Because they were they know for a fact that when these American sailors and Marines get here They are immediately going to go look for some tie lady boys and that was a lot of semen Sailors Semen yeah, yeah, so they use tax dollars to see block all these dudes I Mean I guess they're tie tax dollars. Yeah, not ours. I mean, yeah, it's not ours. We're the ones paying for the lady We put the money in the right and the Siemens pocket in the economy over there. Yeah, and then they do that I Mean after 200 days of doing nothing but looking at your Yeah, your fellow your bunk made or whatever you get there and One step onto the island sailors backed up sail. Yeah, they're dear. They are completely yeah non-bag let us backed up And looking for anywhere to To let loose and now they got to deal with all these cops there that are trying to crack down on them
Like again, this is like the super bowl and then this Enhanter economy, right Why don't you just let them have a good time nice All right, there's your news it's football season on polymarket trade your football predictions against other fans before and during the game You can even combine multiple trades with polymarket combos from OCOWCFB new customers deposit $10 you get $50 instantly to start trading 18 plus see polymarket terms of service for more information about restrictions and eligibility The polymarket app is an independent affiliate of polymarket US and not CFTC regulated trading always involves risk complete loss Canter the $50 offer is issued is not withdrawal little trade credit for use on the platform offer exclusively available to first-time Depositors not available in all jurisdictions its football season on polymarket trade your football predictions against other fans before and during the game You can even combine multiple trades with polymarket combos from OCOWW OS new customers deposit $10 you get $50 Instantly to start trading 18 plus see polymarket terms of service for more information about restrictions and eligibility the polymarket app is an
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