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The Ticket Top 10 — The Sweet Spot- Rent Free. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
I'm Sam Slayton, CEO and co-owner at Sante Center for Healing. For three decades, Sante Center has been providing lasting recovery for addiction. Addiction left untreated is a fatal disease. Sante offers treatment-based, clinical excellence and compassion, where available now at SanteCenter.com. Right now, it's 2.22 on a Wednesday, so let's live rent-free. That's right, every Wednesday, this time, rent-free, 1310 at gmail.com. That's where you submit what's been living in your brain for days, weeks, months, even years. And before we get to the good strong P1s and we have a fun batch again, let's go back to ticket command center right next to the American Airlines Center. He has passed all the protocols. He is in the studio. It is hand. So I saw this yesterday as I was perusing the internet, my rent-free. And I saw this. It was originally posted at TikTok as a guy.
I think his name is Moriarty or something like that. And he's sitting in his car and what he's doing is the caption above him. It says, how all baseball announcer sound. And I think it's a very accurate description if you listen not to error or anybody like that, but just a lot of just generic baseball. How, a lot of their play-by-play guy's sound and here's what it sounds like. Moriarty with a fly-이� landlords sound fifty-five-four-five-four. Any aza-five-four-four-four-four is saying good-where my final sound. B trumpin you moins fебin a dane- marca o'one I don't know how Mario's viral sounds here at KLN. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Yeah, so it's spot on since seeing that all I'm doing is wow, wow, wow, just with little new elections. Yeah, how was that different than how you normally
talk? Hey, honestly, it's like you're channeling Bob Euker in a way. Yeah, yeah, you can't make any sense of it. Yeah. But now you listen to enough minor league baseball. It feels like every young broadcaster is trying to mimic that. React. Maybe it maybe a little fake Michael Dixon where it starts out slow. And it gets a little fast at the end and foul ball. All right. That's funny. Just sounds like baseball. I like that, him. Yeah. All right. This is from Rob P1 Rob, who just and I believe he was your counselor at Camp. Was he not? Yeah, he was at cancer camp where they let us sing the song that would play in our funeral. Oh, really? Oh, that's. Yeah. Cancer. Cancer. Anyway, that's cancer. This is Rob. He says rent free suggestion for us. Gump. Sorry, I got in a fight and ruined your black Panther party.
Whenever someone invites us anywhere and we can't make it, I'll respond. Sorry, we didn't make it and ruined your black Panther party. And then for instance, our neighbors are going to see a local production of Greece and they asked us to meet them for a drink and appetizer to nearby restaurant before the show. My response, sorry, we can't make it and ruined your pre-Grease black Panther party. A lot of blank looks, but it makes me laugh. Rob. And of course, he's making reference to the scene where Jenny brought for us to a black Panther gathering because her extremist white boyfriend, you know, had issue because force was in full military get up and this is what it sounded like. We are against any war where black soldiers go to fight. They come to be brutalized and killed in their own communities as they sleep in their beds at night. I think yes, we are against all these races and imperial dogs. Jenny gets slapped.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Oh, God. I shouldn't have brought you here. I should have known it was just going to be some bull**t asshole. He should not be hitting you, Jenny. Come on, force. Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your black Panther party. I think of the Donovan drop too. Do you have that back there, him? Donovan's saying it already know. Shout out to Rob. He's awesome. Yeah. From Camp Cancer. Cancer Camp Rob. Awesome. Alright, this is actually from a former ticket coworker named Thomas,
who listens to the show every day, says, Hey Sweet Spot. This isn't a ticket-related rent-free, but it still won't get out of my head. About over two years ago, a buddy of mine showed me Orson Wells' drunk outtakes of the Paul Mason Sparkling Wine commercial he was in. Since then, anytime someone mentioned Sparkling Wine or Champagne in my head, I go, ah, the French Champagne. I want to know if there's any specific outtakes or commercials that live rent-free in your heads. Well, this is the Orson Wells outtakes from this commercial and he is pretty much snuckered. Turn camera. One, two, take one. With overlap. Action fees. Action Orson fees. You just do anything? No, it's a psycho. You alright? One or two, take two. Ah, the French Champagne.
There's always one celebrated for its excellence. There is a California Champagne by Paul Mason inspired by that same French excellence. It's fermented in the bottle and like the best French champagne. It's vintage, dated, so Paul Mason. One, two, take three. Action, please. Ah, the French Champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence. There is a California Champagne by Paul Mason inspired by that same French excellence. It's fermented in the bottle and like the best French champagne. It's vintage, dated, so Paul Mason. So he is just hammered. So they did at least three takes to that. You think the director would just say, we're not going to get this done today.
Well, in the video, the couple is going to... The couple is with their stone sober and they know this is not going well. See their reactions pretty funny, but... This reminded me, I don't know if you guys watch Shits Creek, but Moira, the wife, played by the late great Catherine O'Hara, she was a soap opera actress and she did a fruit wine commercial which appeared in the show and I feel like they were taking that Orson Well's business. And just adding that into the commercial for Shits Creek. In the lee of a picturesque ridge lies a small, unpretentious winery, one that pampers its fruit like its own babies. Hi, I'm Moira Rose and if you love fruit wine as much as I do, then you'll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local ventner who brings the musk melon goodness to his oak shard and a
and the dazzling peach-crull bath pull to his re-sling real haw. Come taste the different tastes. Good fruit can make in your wine. You'll remember the experiences and you'll remember the name, Herb Herb Ling. Herb Herb Herb. Bird Herb. Bird Herb. Herb Herb Linger. Bing Livehanger. Livehling. Bird Herb. She's so great in that show. Oh my gosh. Like musk melon I think is pantaloid. Lando you echoing. Yeah, somebody's echoey. Lando echoey. Lando lando lando. It's all the cats. And I believe that's all the time we have. So if we didn't get to yours this week, don't worry, we will get to it eventually. And if you want to add to the insanity and share it with the class, rent free 1310 at gmail.com. We do it every Wednesday at 2.15. Whether you're new to the trucking industry or looking for a change from your current driving job, Schneider has an opportunity for you.
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