THE SUNDAY SERVICE - 03-29-2026

0:00Oh, it's starting. Oh my God. Somebody said the chat. Hey, it's starting. Hallelujah for that person. How y'all doing? What's going on, everybody? Welcome to the Sunday service here on Double Toaster. Oh, man. Pastor Corey Coleman back again. I say, oh, man, I just flew in from Waco. Oh, did you? Yeah, man, I say flew. I flew in. Flying down the highway, man. He's on my dukes. My dukes. Yes, I'm dead. Oh my God. Oh, what's up? What's up? What's up?

1:00What's up? What's up? Look who's back. Oh, mark to the guys. Oh, what's going on? We're back by popular demand on Reddit against Reddit. Reddit has spoken. Yeah, man. Nobody has spared him. You even caught a little hell, man. Oh, I know. Wait, wait, wait. I'll catch it over. It was something, man. It was something. Okay. It was something to somebody. I didn't expect you to post down Reddit. Well, you know, I've been trending to Reddit, man. But for the defense of my friend over here, I went ahead and braved. I appreciated it. The depth of hell. The depth of hell. What did she call him? You already missed a mark. Bishop Marko. I don't know. Marko said you girl, Catholic. I did actually, yeah. I guess Bishop works, right? Yeah. That'll mark on me. No, how you doing, man? I've been doing pretty good.

2:02Not really much has changed in two months, it felt like, yeah, we have just been keeping it myself working hard and I'm actually up to date with most of the stuff that we'll be talking about. Yeah. Actually, it's up Markle the marks, somebody said. You know, I chose what we were talking about today, kind of based on you being here. Because it's something that is happening and somebody, I even saw it and you all even talking shit before we started. What's the big deal with that? I think Nick can is more interesting. Nick can't support his Trump. What am I supposed to do with that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you get a lot of these, you know, has bends who will suddenly come out for Trump. You're like, is this to try to gain some new popularity? I don't think it's going to work. Nick grow is a craze. This is the new age of Negro English. Well, it also, it's like, how am I supposed to say it's like, man, Nick can't support Trump. You're like, okay, so, and you know what, I just assume that people do before more than

3:04I don't. Yeah. And if you got money, and you kind of off, Nick can't have got, well, like, 50 babies, nothing. You know, Nick can. Yeah, no, it's just kind of like one of those things where if the economy is working for you, you've got millions of dollars, it's easy to support what's going on. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I imagine if you got money, you see some kind of interest that Trump is doing for you. I mean, he does help the rich, although Nick Cannon is a special case because when he lays out why calling Democratic Party of the Party of the KKK, he's talking about information from 150, 160 years ago, but he's saying it like he's laying down some knowledge. It's like everybody's already way past that. Yeah. Yeah. It's like you just read a book. As I said, age of black ignorance. I run into this all the time as a sportsman where it was just like, oh, can you believe that person supports Trump? And I'm like, that dude goes to the gym like 10 hours a day, I doubt he's bred about anything.

4:05Why do I get that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Ignorance and there's people who just, you know, like what you say, like, man, go, you like, he just read a book. I'm just saying, man, I can't wait to drop this knowledge on you. Did y'all know? Yes. Yes. Nick, all we knew. Yes. Yes. Yes. People have explained this whole, it's old Republicans used to be Democrats type thing. Man, they, they were the, they were the same people. Just a different title. They just switched titles. And you know what? They switched titles because they still want to be shitty people and they want to separate themselves from, I guess at the time, Republicans were doing something that pissed off some people. Do you know, you know, this is a great switch happened because of Lyndon B. Johnson. Was it because of Lyndon B. Johnson? Yeah. When J.F.K. passed away, Lyndon B. Johnson did everything he can to shove civil rights as far as he could to the point that he didn't get a second term because he shoved and made so many people

5:06unhappy for the better, but like people going to school with national guard and stuff like that. That was because of him. And he always looked up to FDR and Teddy Roosevelt because like, I'm going to push this shit as far as I can. I don't care if I don't get a second one. Yeah. Yeah. Because he was Lyndon B. Johnson. Y'all know anything about Lyndon B. Johnson, a couple of interesting things about him. One, he used to like to talk to people and do political business while taking a shit. Yeah. You can go to the Lyndon B. Johnson House in Johnsonville or whatever, like Johnson City. We got a place they called Johnson City. Have you been to Johnson City? Yeah. Yeah. I'm driven through it, but I want to go. I actually want to go to the Lyndon B. Johnson's. But they got in the bathroom. There's a phone next to the toilet. People. And he would, man, he would not only talk on the phone, but he would talk to people while taking a shit. Yeah. Yeah. People just have to sit there. It was like a flex for him. Yeah. That was his power move. He would have to have your idea in there. He would have to.

6:06He would have to smell his shit. Oh, listen. Keep going. Yeah. You would actually smell his shit while you did politics. And that was a flex for him. The other is that he didn't even like black people. He just did it because the pressure was on, because there was all the images like America was finally seeing, oh, these poor black people getting marbled by dogs and beat down in And so public sentiment kind of turned and he had no choice but to do it. In fact, he actually said about, you know, he's like that at a that, that nigga activist down South Causing Trouble, but, you know, but hey, yeah, look at this. So I guess you're right. By the time it's Republican started reporting, uh, supporting, uh, civil rights and shit, you know, they just had people just like, well, I'm just going to move over here. It's got like this great switch or something. Yeah, yeah, but they were the, man, that that's just a title. They're the same people, you know what I'm saying? It's, it's, it's like no deep thing right here, man, right? Right.

7:07Well, blesses like, okay. So which party is the Ku Klux Klan voting for right now? I mean, it's simple. Yeah, yeah, you know, I don't know, what do you want me to, I don't know, man, they, they, it's, it's people just talk and get on, they, that's again, that is the beauty and the problem of the internet is just too quick to jump on and say stupid shit. It's about to say, yeah, 30 years ago, this is the kind of things that get people like Nick Cannon and all these other people activated. That would have been a pamphlet that people threw away. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't have been some dumb shit. You say how the party is, I've been like, well, whatever. I'm not going to see him again. Then you move over now, people read something and they don't, they don't, they don't do any kind of research. It just sounds smart. Oh, shit. He laid his own everybody right there. You don't know how dumb you say, where'd you read that? I mean, somebody was telling me about it the other day. Okay, well, yeah. I mean, I'm surprised y'all are surprised about this, man. I've seen so many black people today with money come out as Trump supporters.

8:13Uh, yeah, your, your girl, what's the name from TLC? Chili, chilly. The pretty one. A dumb one. The ignorant one. Well, then she found herself when the other one said her boyfriend's house on fire. So that's the crazy. Yeah, I think she did. Yeah, she is. Yeah, it is kind of far how funny, how not deep most of these, this thinking is, like, mostly I think of Snoop Dogg. He made a video about killing Trump like in 2016, think 2024. He was like, yeah, that's the guy I want to win. Oh, yeah, yeah, DJ this party. Yeah, DJ this party and then, you know, got mad at people calling him out. Yeah. I don't think so. Rub your arm. Let's see. That's about it. He's still black. Oh, you want to say God damn green is what it is because all these people ahead, damn soldier boy. I think that, I mean, soldier boy, you know, that was never a dude that I'd have, I'd want to hear his opinion on anything. He was like, well, listen, they were offering me money. Nobody else was like, all right, you can have it.

9:17Go ahead. You know, but I don't know, I don't know what's happening. I, it's either we're going back to the whole thing and I'm just talking to my head. I don't even know what's going on. I, I'm just taking guesses. I think it's just something either, even black people really are, uh, uh, lured in by the, by the, the, the, the, the, the side of a man who has swagger and wealth. Because hit me, you know, man, rappers long time ago when, when Trump was just a real estate dude and, uh, in a, in a, in a, in a game show host, rappers was, you know, talking about him, you know, like, oh, I'm like Trump, man, you know, they're busting about Trump talking about his, you know, his wealth and everything. You know, he's a trouble business man. But rappers were, you know, pulled him back in the day. So I, either he still has that kind of lure on materialistic black people. Are that motherfuckers like Batman and just has information that you collected all these

10:21blown on black, on black, on black, on black city on the, the black community. So if y'all see me in about five weeks, man, so, man, I don't think he has anything I want. I have anything he wants. But yeah, well, you know, you don't have a relative who might get deported. If you need him to help you with somebody in jail, you need bailed out. What is always him doing something for somebody? It's always transactional. It is with, with, with your boy Snoop Dogg, it's because he, a some dude that was associated with death row. Yeah, he got a pardon for him. Yeah. You know, of course, your girl, uh, what's a naked Nicki Minaj, you know, her damn pedophile brother, uh, it's about to get deported. And she's trying to get in, you know, I guess pedo pedals help pedals. Sure, sure, sure. Burnt to a feather. Pedals of a feather. He's a pedophile. Why didn't you say so? It's another man club that got gone, uh, you know, who knows what else is happening?

11:23Man, a lot of these people that you see support and Trump, this some sort of business connection, Dana White, I mean, they're getting ready to have the damn, oh, build up. No, oh, damn fighting cage at the White House. You know, I'm, I'm listening. There's always something going on with a lot of these people, man. Um, what, what it is that's going on with Nick Cannon. I don't know. Again, a lot of rappers, they just, they just ignore, you know, uh, I don't, I don't know. I've seen too many rappers, sure. His Nick Cannon count is a rapper. Well, he's a musician. Okay. Yeah, he's, he's a musician. He's in that crowd. Okay. Yeah, uh, walk a flock of flame, told people at his, at one of his concerts, you ain't, but Trump, get the fuck out of here, you know, uh, I'm giving my money back. I guess I'm staying. Uh, I think it's come almost to a weird point where I think rappers probably are more behind Trump than country singers at this point. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's, it's something with the phone on. Because they has jelly roll the other day and he's like, I don't talk about politics.

12:24Oh, no, more. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I bet they'll grind it. I don't know. I only own my mouth the same. Uh, there's about to cut them over to all that jelly out of it. Uh, there's a dude, there's a dude from, uh, and a lot of it sometimes is just ignorance. I don't know what it is about certain black people, man, that when they reach a certain love of success, they just start believing in conspiracy theories, just the weirdest shit. Uh, there's a dude that was part of this band back in the day. Now, if you're old, if you're old hip hop, you know, I'm talking about, there's a band called Brand Nubian and there was a guy in there called Lord Jamar. Uh, Lord Jamar is a Lord Jamar drill. Anyway, he, he's always talking crazy shit. And you knew that he was about to support Trump because he's a, he's also a flat earthen. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

13:35But then the more locks will take over. Yeah, Lord Jamar, man, you know, and this is, this is a brother back that he was part of that whole, that whole, uh, uh, not militant rap, but, you know, kind of black activist rap, you know, he's always talking that black shit, yeah, back in the day. You know, he's always wanting to kind of want him being part of brothers anyway, you know, he's always talking about the nation of Islam and, you know, all that kind of shit. And I was like, and look at you now, yeah, going against all the, you know, black people's interests with this. I don't know what I'm, the more puzzled by the, the truck thing or the flat earth thing. I don't know, the flat earth is much more puzzling. I'm just surprised by the amount of like, like traps that people conspiracy theories lay out and they just get one and you just have to buy all of them for the most part. Like, I know, I have a friend who's, well, we, he's a mutual friend. I'll say it after the podcast, but, uh, she's a nurse and she was anti-vax because of the Tuskegee air experiments. Not a bad jump, but after that, everything flat earth. I know.

14:46And like with, you know, the Tuskegee experiments, you know, a lot of black people was scared of, getting the COVID vibe. I mean, COVID vaccine, thank you. I mean, like, you know, how they did us. I was like, but you know what I was saying? Like, yeah, but why people are getting this? Do you see the end? Um, but now they change it out. We stub up. You just don't see it. Yeah. Special notes for you. But that's the thing, man. With the conspiracy theories, I see it over and over. You're, you're right. Somebody, they go into one and at least the next one and leads to the next one. And next thing, you know, there are paranoid schizophrenic. It's like, like too many of those, it just trips up there and somebody's brain. Yeah. It's what, man, what happens is you're, man, you hit it. 100%. We have been, we have been through so much shit that the government did not want to tell people, you know, murdering black panthers, experimenting on black people.

15:51You know, not even telling you some of the atrocities that happened with slavery. Right. Right. You know, crack in the, in the urban areas. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, all this shit is true, man, it's factual. And some of it, for years, you were being called crazy because the government want to make you believe that you ain't doing shit. So yes, we are susceptible to believing, you know, a lot of things now that, that because they've been hinting to us, hidden from us, our, our, our, you know, our history has been lied about for the longest time. Shit, we've been tricked and fooled and believe in some of it's not real. So it's that. Yeah. You're one percent right, man. Is that always going to be one? Because I mean, I've always stayed kind of above it, but I'm interested because some of them do end up being true, but like the black panther thing and stuff like that. It always actually becomes darker, which is like the things that are very fiable or worse than the things that you're making up. Yeah. Yeah. But like, I mean, growing up in high school, I mean, Alex Joe's made loose change,

16:51which was about 9-11 being an inside job. Yeah. People are kind of 50-50 on that one, but it's linked to Alex Joe's being the QAnon, written, blah-blah-blah-word person today. Yeah. Yeah, you see how that goes. Yeah. I mean, also to keep in mind, I mean, did the government have something behind this assassination of, of, of, of, of MLK, you know, my mother, the king? I mean, who knows? I mean, possibly. So there's a lot of shit that makes us kind of believe in all these weird things. But also, like I said, man, between being almost just driven into believing conspiracy theories, we're also very materialistic people. Yeah. Very mature. We love name brands. We wrap about name brands. We brag about name brands. We ain't shit if we don't have name brands. And so we see somebody, like I said, who's, you know, flashy and, and got swagger and, you know, it's braggadocious like Trump. We fall for that shit. You know, so even again, even if he's, you know, leading us to the

17:51plantation, you know, we, we, we, but he look good doing it. But you ever notice how all the other billionaires aren't doing what he's doing. They're, they're, they're not being flashy. No, no. In fact, that's a, that is a sign of, if nothing else, that's a sign of wealth confidence. People with wealth, you know, I want you to know they got money because I want you bothering them. I want you to come with the bad enough of mine. I don't want a lot of, you don't even have billionaires. Some of them, you see, the ones you see, the ones you did that want to be seen. These motherfuckers are like animals that, you know, you don't see it at the time. You know, there's a skunk in the neighborhood somewhere, but you would ever see them. You know, these, a lot of times billionaires will not get the flashy things. They will not dress up in the flashy clothes. They ain't going around with all these bling and jewelry. And you know, that's how you know when somebody first won the lottery. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They went, they're not used to the money or they don't have as much as they're saying they have. Yeah. Because they, they're putting on a show. Yeah. Exactly. They don't have as much and they, they actually want to like make you think that

18:54they got more than when they really have. So all this stuff with Trump and black people, I meant, it all comes down to, I ain't fucking surprised that Nick can't us put for. I mean, listen, we did get more material on this and I thought, so you had a point. But fuck, man, I don't, I went there and I was like, okay, there's another day. Yeah, exactly. Hey, how y'all doing? The Sunday service. This is what we catch up on some things that happened doing. Okay. So Nick can is okay with letting everybody know how dumb he is. Yeah. The moment that Nick can and and and I know these people are rich. Yeah. There's a certain amount of intelligence that got them where they are. But the moment that Nick can and he all must start trading notes on having babies and shout like, no, man, look. Nothing again, nothing against

19:55Nick can. Whatever. You know, I let them do people go live to believe they want to believe. But just keep in mind the dude dresses like a genie and got 50 kids from by what 20 different women or some and the man got his own cult. I think it's more like 12 kids from six months. Some six months. So he's gonna man, man, he's got his own cult because all these women, all these women are infatuated. I don't know unless he's got a magic wand for a dick or something. Yeah. Yeah. Man, you know, so you know, I just I was never surprised by anything crazy that Nick can and said it did because I just think his life thought was kind of out there. But that's him. That's so you can do whatever he wants to. I don't give a fuck, man. You know, these days I just, I got too much to wear. And I used to be worried about this shit. I cannot go out there and fight a tidal wave of students. Well, you know, every since he bought Radio Shack and tried to turn it into something. And they worked out. Wait a minute. Did he read, did that really happen? It really happened. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was his whole thing of he was going to revitalize rebrand

20:55Radio Shack with your bought Radio Shack. And it's like, this is going to be where DJs come to get equipment and all this stuff. And it just never took it. Brother, he would have been bent off to buy a Shack. Yeah, it would no radio at all. Okay. So there you go. Yeah. Again, not surprised. Nick can is a bad businessman. Trump's a bad businessman. Of course, they're going to fucking relate to each other. Whatever, man. Hey, but you know what? Thank you. I'll bring that up. Again, we got a great discussion from that. We can actually put that on YouTube with some nice editing. So get to work. I'm going to make y'all in there. James is going on. That man bought Radio Shack. That's what it ended up being just a shack out. Brother, you might as well boss some magic beans and a mule. Yeah, this is the show we catch up on things from the week. That was one of them right there.

21:58So you got a little show before the show unexpected. You guys were great. I love talking to all about that. A lot of input from these smart gentlemen over here educating me. Look, man, came up with the LBJ. Mark got that radio shack. But we drop it all kind of history. LBJ is one of my favorite presidents. Not a good person. Just like the shit that he did. Yeah, he's not a good person. He did a lot of really good things. He really did. Yeah, he really did. Man, we she's a complicated person. As people are. Man, we should go, we should go to Johnson City. Nothing out there. You have like 2000 people. I'm sure it is a sign on a toilet. It's is. Do not use. Hey, Mark, guess what I am right now? Give me a hand. No, don't do it. Oh, shit, I gotta go. Yeah, it's pretty easy to find online. But you can he used to like re-energize himself,

23:01but calling tailors in the area and be like, hey, man, I need more like space. Oh, yeah. From my bottom hole. Yeah. And you need more room for his Johnson. I just love that boy. You think Trump is crazy. He's talking to a president, taking a shit. I don't know if that's, I don't know if that's childish. That's just real privilege right then. Man, guess who I talk to, taking a shit. I mean, it's a flex. It really is. Like, I think I'd be on it, man. I have some bragging rights right there. The story that you say they're smelling it. You're like, why is he doing this to me again? But his presidential shit is like, you don't respect me. He does it to everybody. If you were a secret agent, secret service agents, he used to pee on them. Wait, what? Yeah, like he would be like in the public. He's like, I really need to go up, stand in front of me and then he would pee on them, like to hide that he was peeing. I'd rather take a bullet.

24:03Something pissing on him. Yes, 400%. And he would just piss on him. Yeah, mint mint. He's like, you're here to serve me. You're my secret service agent. Okay, that's power. If you thought about this, at first, I thought of the flex. Now that shit was just a fish. And he'd do this and he'd go jack off later, man. Oh, no, he just had some sort of bathroom perversity going on, man. Anyway, there you go. Again, bits of history I didn't know about. There you go. This is a man. What else happened? Did he throw up on anybody? No, not as far as I knew. So did he use somebody's shirt to wipe his ass? He might have. That one I was not. That sound part for the course at this point. Oh, your girl is here. I know. She keeps coming in and going back out again. Yeah, well, she don't really know Marco. I guess so. But people, yeah, this show we catch up from things from the week, you know, movie, some news as you can see right here.

25:05Some event that happened, you know, all kinds of things. And that's what we're going to be doing here today. And I guess I should answer the obvious question. Where's Julian? So, Miles would just go ahead and let you know. Julian has transitioned out of the Sunday service. Marco has transitioned in and Julian, you, you, it's not the last you've seen up in him. We're going to be doing something where I think Julian is probably, you know, you know, Julian, he has, he has things that he's really interested in. Yeah, yeah, good. Check out his TikTok. Yeah, yeah. He's not afraid to bring it up. So, you know, I said, man, wait, come on. I didn't just say about that. I mean, about anything, you know, he, you know, he'll bring up and let biscuit out the blue and all. Yeah, yeah. What a bill game references. And I said, man, you know, it's probably a place where all this could be put to better use. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like when you're doing your, uh, your, uh, your, uh, your game streams. No, hell no, no, no. Tell me what to do. I'm playing these games. No, no, we, we, I, there will be some things that will happen.

26:08And we'll let you know. You know, but stay tuned. Yeah, yeah, you'll be, you'll be seeing them. It's the don't, don't think that you, but this is a bad thing. I don't think we got rid of them because, uh, you know, we will get fired or something like that. No, no, no, no, we'll find some place for him. We're talking about some ideas right now. In the meantime, his TikTok is doing very well. The real thing. So if you want to go check that out and, uh, please do, you might have got a little preview of it last week. And he just stopped the fucking show. It was honestly confused. He's like, he, he, I know y'all stopped the show. But really, man, I'm doing great. Like, it's not a matter of us. Y'all laugh, man, Martin was laughing. But I know it's a Jew or laughing because you know, I said, no, I wasn't laughing because they all said everything. I need to be said. I don't just enough there just being quiet. Cause I'm like, hey, they got this. Him and Billy got this. Like, he just stopped the show. Hey, man, play this thing. This is really cool. Of course, it was his TikTok.

27:10And then we played it for about a second. And I'm like, yeah, cut that shit off. But it wasn't like we'll make a fun of it. I just have to tell him was like, man, you do realize time in place. Yeah, yeah. This was neither. Yeah, yeah. You do realize you just ran in here and just pulled the emergency break. Check this out, guys. I said, it's just how you, you know, you got to know how to assert yourself at the right time. Like, if you had just said, hey, man, would you mind telling people about my TikTok? I'm like, yeah, sure. I'm like, hey, what y'all want to see something really funny? Press this. I'm like, okay, I'm doing exactly what it was. But I'm like, all right, y'all don't find that. Oh, man, y'all laugh. But man, you don't know. I was like, man, we laugh because you just ran in through that shit in here. Like a damn bomb and booted shit off. Yeah. So in fact, there he is. Look at that cookie jump on that. Of course he did. Yeah, look at all that. Why won't you stop the show talking about my TikTok, Corey? It's just that awesome and hilarious.

28:11Yeah. Yeah, see, here's the thing, man, when you, it's all about how you assert yourself again. It's like, if you ask Cumbly and time it right, people actually support. But if you're like, hey, man, stop everything. Because my shit is hilarious. People are going to be like, man, I want to hit it. You know, people are ready on the defense. True, true. Because you got everybody, everything trying to grab your attention. Yeah. A lot of it's for some bullshit. So everybody's getting to the like, I'm weeding things out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, you know, it's all not, but we'll check it out, John. He's very happy about it. He's very excited. He's, you know, he's, he's, he's found something with the black snake. So these DUI is just going to be something we do on a regular basis.

29:11And if it becomes a regular thing, which it looks like it is, then, yeah, yes. Let me see here. Oh, man. Let me see here. Oh, they're looking at my man right here. Yeah. Let's talk. Yeah, that somebody played him in a movie where there it is. Oh, yeah, I think it was a leaf striber in a regarding tests. Was that, is that Woody Harrelson? That's Woody Harrelson. Oh, it's Woody Harrelson, okay. Yeah, we probably several people. Yeah, but not all of them took a shit like Woody Harrelson playing. I mean, the amount of movies about JFK, like, that's got to be like, six people that probably, right, right, yeah. But welcome, everybody. How did we make? We went to level two with the hype trains. I don't think we reached, did we reach level three? Because we just ended up having a deep discussion a while ago. I was not paying attention. But hey, Chad, how you doing? Look at that skull is on it.

30:12Coke is on it. G. Colby. Rise angels. All y'all are on there in the OG chat. Over them side, bitches. We got, I watched this as an adult. CJRC is here. Hussey, dude, Cory, please can you share the measurements in details of your smoothie recipe from your Q&A stream from last week? I'm going to the grocery store and I'd love to try it. Listen, man, I guess you've got to make it a special way because I'll put it out there and I kind of believe that some dude just wanted to talk shit. I don't think he'd be trying it. But if you were to try this smoothie the way I say it, then you will not, everybody I've given it to, they've been like, I don't tell them what's in it. And then they've been like, damn, man, this is good. What's in it? And then I tell them, they're like, man, I never drink this shit as you told me. So it's probably a mental thing, you know? But Hussey, dude, since you have been so faithful in loyal these last few months,

31:14I will just real quickly tell you what is in this smoothie. And again, people, if you already, if you already mentally don't like it, then you're going to be already trained to not like it. So conditions not like it. So I don't want to tell you, but if you want to try it, so put in one banana, maybe two loop is very ripe. Put in, I'd use frozen strawberries, put in about a handful, like about four or five strawberries in there, nice, nice strawberries. Peanut butter or peanut butter powder. I recently started using peanut butter powder in one scoop. I take a big teaspoon, you know, big, big teaspoon of it and put it in there, big chunk in there. Take, I use a chocolate protein powder. So take a nice scoop, whatever scoop are you having there? Take a nice, healthy scoop, put in the blender too. Now here's where it gets crazy.

32:14Now put in a handful of frozen broccoli and also put in a handful of kale. I usually get a bag of kale already, you know, kind of leafy and freeze it. And that way it stays for a while. And it's easy to actually put into the smoothie. Put that in there. I use almond milk, although if you want to use milk, you probably can. But I use almond milk. I put in, I don't, I haven't measured how much I put in there, but all your ingredients, fill them up to about halfway of where your ingredients are. And then blend it for a couple of seconds. No ice. No, no ice. No ice at all. I guess because you're using frozen stuff. Yeah, exactly. Blend it for a couple of minutes. And it should come out nice and smoothie. But if some little chunks of strawberry is still in there, whatnot, it's fine. And again, if you are not preconditioned to think that this is bad because of all these weird ingredients being together, you have yourself a nice, healthy smoothie, which also has a lot of protein. If you need something that will last you for about three hours as a meal,

33:14it's great that way. Mine is so big that sometimes I drink the whole thing. But there's been times I'm like, you know what, I can save this for later tomorrow. So yeah, so try to what you think, man. I don't know, I think it sounds pretty good. And I know, at least from, you know, tasting yours, the broccoli and the kale, you don't really taste those when they're blended in. You really don't. And that way, for those who don't like the vegetables, you're still getting some kind of vegetable in your life, you know, you get, you kill and broccoli together. I'm very good. And so yeah, man, whenever I feel like I need some vegetables and I don't have time to like really eat our, I haven't had a meal with vegetables on the side proper, make myself a smoothie and it works out very well. Also, late at night, if you have this thing where you don't want to eat too late, but you are hungry, that smoothie is very good. So, you know, yeah, it'll take you where you need to go. So yeah, people. I surprised you lost someone in almond milk. That's like a basic ingredient. Then lattes.

34:15What's that? Somebody in the comments was like, almond milk come out and I was like, that's so basic. I'm sure you could substitute it for any kind of milk. He never even said that. Yeah, see, that's what I'm talking about. People just want to be, you didn't hear what I said. You just heard something. You didn't like, I ain't trying to shit, man. You know, go back, you old goddamn smoothie. Said, I, I experiment and made what I like. Make what you like. Yeah, be fat. Oh, yeah, yeah. But a goddamn steak in there, if I like it. Yeah. Only issue with almond milk is the price. Yeah. Yeah. You can use regular milk. I don't drink a whole lot of dairy. So I just use almond milk, man. So yeah, anyway. How you been, man? You went to the rent fair? Yeah, went to the rent fair. Yesterday with Gertz, actually. Oh, nice. With Gertz's first time. I was just kind of, it was funny, because Carol was like, man, this is kind of weird. And I'm like, this is too weird. And I'm like, no, not everyone buys into everything at the rent fair. And I'm like, at some point, you'll see a furry

35:17and be like, that's too much. Like, and it happened was the last thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was a furry, like an armor, so I'm walking around. Yeah. Well, at least it's with the theme. Yeah. I always say, like, oh, I was a sorceress to transform me into, she cursed me and turned me into a bear in the armor. I was, I'm just kind of amazed by how, because in my head, I just say, we had like a little bit of downtime where we were eating about the $25 chicken leg or whatever it was. And I was just kind of like, man, like 15 years ago, all this stuff was half the price kind of like buying armor that was made out of tin was really cheap, buying swords. Yeah, yeah, yeah. At the mall were really cheap. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know, now geeky stuff is mainstream. Yeah, yeah. What, what you talking about that sword? The sword was like $600 just from shit like that. And I was like, just like hanging on my wall and be like, oh, I'm a cool guy.

36:20You don't think you'd use it to slay your enemies? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, $600, I'm making stag up there. Somebody that happened a few years ago. What, somebody went around stabbing people to sword? Yeah, with his friend, he stabbed him with a sword, with one of those, you know, medieval decorative swords, and he got thrown in jail over it. Well, your handgun is less. Yeah, yeah. $400, you were like, you were my handgun for $400. I know, but you want to do it in style. And it's just like between like the amount of my friends that buy figures, Pokemon cards, all this other stuff that it's just like, it's expensive, but attainable of $300 a month. Sure, whatever it ends up being. And I was like, well, the things that are adult for when I was a kid are almost unattainable. Having a project car, I'm not going to have a spare $25,000. Right, right. Right, right. Yeah, that was that period when you were a kid, and there was stuff, but you couldn't really afford it because you didn't have a job. Yeah, and then you got only became an adult.

37:21And then I got money now. And there's some things you could buy. But as we keep going, as the years go by, those things get way more, more expensive. And your own personal expenses go up. Even if you make more money. Yeah, it's like, and then you look at those things, you're like, what am I going to do with this? Yeah, I feel so terrible. I've reached that point in my life. I tell you, man, unless it's something I really can use, no, don't send it to me, man, I got a big box of Alf shit. I've not seen the big box. I've seen it when it was in display at the other studio. No, I just got this. I never had a big box of Alf shit studio. No, it's a big box. And listen, I appreciate it. I love Alf as a kid, but I don't know what to do with this shit. Somebody sent me a big, the Lux Alf gift set, you know what it has, everything Alf and there that I don't have room for. Isn't the garage right now? Yeah, you just need a time machine so you can send it back to your 16-year-old son. I said, if I got down, I was 14 now.

38:21Fuck it. That would be amazing. But at 54 years old, I'm going to do all this stuff shit. It's an Alf bigger reader, Alf album. That there's an Alf rock in there. There's an Alf, all the seasons on Blu-ray. And I was like, man, I appreciate this, but why don't I know what to do with this, man? I ain't sitting there watching Alf all day. Well, you got that really nice stereo system. You can play your Alf album. Have a listing party. I'm never going to play it. You know what, let me call you a game, Mark. You want to sum out? Hey, Mark, I'm playing Alf, man, come on over. I'll be like, oh, I'm busy, man. That was the only one I got into. And then I broke my record player and I was like, I'm not spending $400 to get another record player. Yeah, that's a big deal. I don't give that out though. Well, here's another collecting media. It was another thing that was fun when I was 20, but now it's like $40 for a DVD, no, no. Here's a marker at the ring finger. That's what he saw, then. I'm not bearing that thought, butter.

39:26He getting down to places. Yeah, yeah, great. I ain't never been that happy. Yeah, yeah. The ring finger is all related. Yeah, man, I've been to the Renaissance Fair a few times. This is actually a lot of fun. I don't go dressed in armament. Should I get a turkey leg at the time? I haven't been for a while. At the time, I get some beer, get drunk out there, like you said. Yeah, that's my deal. Yeah, last time I went, my kids were little. I took them and they all wanted turkey legs. Yeah, man, turkey legs, 25 bucks a piece. It took both of them and two of their friends. I'm like, I'm on the fuck. I can't believe I'm spending 100-something bucks with these turkey legs. And then they ain't half. Yeah, it's only half, it's only half. They got about six or seven bites in there. I'm full. Oh, you're not. You get a whole turkey for $25 for Thanksgiving, man.

40:27Exactly. You just get in the leg. Yeah, those are big-ass legs, but not for $25, really? Oh, yeah. God damn it. Yeah, man, all these vendors, they jack you. Because you stuck out there, it ain't like you can just go across street to whatever. That is true. Yeah, you have the woods. Yeah, and everybody's eating them. So, I mean, I feel like that's half the reason people go to Renaissance Fizz is to eat turkey legs. I didn't know that they were $25. I almost had been already drunk. I was drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't complain about that shit. The bottles of meat were $30, too. So, like, I think lunch was $110. Yeah. Stabium prices. That's what you mean. You can bake that in a number of bud-like ones. I don't even think they serve bud-like. I don't even think they serve bud-like. Because they labeled it neck with meat. Yeah, you think you're going by souvenirs, and by the time you get down with turkey legs, you're like, yeah, she got bones, you're a souvenir. Exactly. Where that shit around your neck was, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's, yeah, I guess I won't be going there any time soon. I did not know anything.

41:27Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know, that's not it. Get a whole, like it's a get a whole turkey. I'll go ahead and forge my own story. I'm going to punch up. I'm sure you go to a pawn shop. You find a sword for much less. Oh, yeah. I'm not sure about that. Okay. Oh, yeah, it's like a pawn shop, sir. Yeah. It's got a ripoff, man. What's actually going there? And you're like, I can get this new Walmart for this, for less than this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man, been in years. I was, last time I remember, I was walking around turkey leg at some beer and having a good time. I was like, maybe when I went, they weren't that much. Maybe they might not have been. Yeah, because I don't, I know I would have said all fuck that. They don't know. Well, as I said, you went to someplace like Disney. Because they're pretty expensive there, too. Yeah, I went to Disneyland about four years ago. Disney, yeah, Disneyland. But I got into the park free because Tim, who comes to all our shows. Yeah, yeah. He knows a friend that works,

42:28believe works at, uh, works at Disney, but works in, you know, in, uh, like when the effects department. Oh, okay. So yeah, he got us in, but we still have to wait in line. Yeah. We standing behind that hot ass son. Uh, uh, we still have to pay for everything. Uh-huh. Well, I went to, I went to Buzz Lightly Atlanta, some shit. And I, I bought a, a Buzz burger or something. And that, but that, then it was about almost $20. And that was the lamest hamburger I've ever done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember being, uh, when we did our show in Orlando and then me and my wife flew down and we, like, stayed some extra days. I'm like, let's go to Disney. Well, and it was miserable, wet and cold, but I'm going to Star Wars Land. I was like, I, I had the worst time there. Yeah, yeah. The lines were way too long and the food. You had like two options and neither one of them were that great. And it was overpriced. Again, just my opinion. And I haven't, I'm not judging. Anybody that loves to go to Disney World or Disneyland, but I really do think Disney is just like religion.

43:32Yo ass is indoctrinated to it when you're born. Ever since you're born, you hear about the happiest place on earth. Not realizing it was the most miserable fucking places on earth. The money, the, you know, the lines. And if you want to, you know, you can get past some of those things. But the, the nicer things get, the more money goes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Those express passes. Express passes, yeah. Yeah, because they've convinced adults. Like you have, you, today you have adults that say, fuck those kids, man. This is my land. This is my world. I paid for this. Yeah. You got adult Disney files who love to hang out at Disney World. If they live in Orlando or they live in Anaheim, you got something spent every weekend. Yeah. So they have up in the club. They make a mouth out. You've been Disney World? I have not. But I did see a TikTok today that was fact checking it. It's cheaper to go to Disney World in Japan than it is in Florida. Oh, I'm sure. Because it costs half as much to go into the park.

44:33Like I think the park is $60 to $80. It's $178. Florida. Add in the flights. Yeah. Add in the whole state at a resort. Being $400, $500 a night. For staying at an Airbnb in Japan. Like they were like, yeah, mathematically it's cheaper to just go to Japan now at this point. Yeah. Then it is it. But it's just never been the thing that interests me. I like roller coasters. And that's not a place to. Yeah, yeah. You want roller. You'd be better at Universal. Universal for roller coasters. Even then, I got to go to Universal when they shut it down. Either because I was still with that MCN, Multichannel Network. It was a broadband TV or or went one time for somebody's wedding. And it was in December. And apparently I had caught it at the right time. Yeah, yeah. It was nobody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I remember I was going once in January. And we were able to go to both parks. And there weren't that many people there. And it was awesome. Yeah.

45:34And I do want to go back to Disney World. I want to go to Epcot and do drink around the world. If you haven't done that. I have not done that. I was supposed to do that for my friends wedding. Have you done? Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm not gone. But that's like the second thing everyone does. I got there and I got there late because of my flight. And the wedding party had already had already done it. You know, I think by the time I got there, they were already halfway around the world. So I don't know. Yeah, yeah. I didn't get to make it. I thought I was going to do that. But the economics were like, no. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. Yeah, yeah. $18 a beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not that far off. I will say there's a Mexican restaurant there. And the food is like, you know, what do you think Mexican food in Florida is going to be? But the margaritas was some of the best I've ever had. Really? Yeah. Okay. Nice. Nice. Disney princesses. Let me know when you go to Orlando, Cory.

46:34You know, all right. No, Willie. Maybe, uh, I know. Do you go to Disney world? Do you know, uh, all the ins and outs? Can you, you know, like maybe show me around and, you know, to where it's not as expensive or that much of a hassle dealing with these lines? You know, I can help you there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I said, just let me know when you're there. Yeah. I can land the joy. I said, you go broke. Yeah, man. What you gonna say? I'm sorry. No, I was gonna say like, uh, Sam goes all the fucking time and he talks about like a science. He has the app out and he'll be like, there's a 20-minute line on this right. Let's go over there. Be kind of mapped it out. All right. Based on that. So there is some, and then he also buys the fast pass. But I hate the fucking idea of the fast pass. Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, I remember. Yeah. We were there was using the app, but it was everything was like, well, that's a two-hour wait. Yeah, yeah, that's a hour and a half. I'm like, we're just not going to do so. Let's just go to app cost. It just don't make any sense to wait.

47:36And I want to have for a ride that's going to last three minutes. That's people that show life. Uh-huh. The time economics don't work out. Oh, but it's so much fun. I don't care. Yeah, nothing but you told, told yourself because you waited live for a fucking hour and a half. Of course you're going to tell yourself it's fun. That was fun, right? Yeah. Oh, folks. Oh, look at that. Reddit will kill you. Shit, they've killed me. We told them that. Yeah, I'm, I've been, I've been dead. They never has erected me and killed my ass again. Folks, did we get to ask you before? But I got kind of thrown off. Did we get to level three? Uh, I don't know, man. Let me, I'm sure you're going to be honest with me. And DT Dark Slay, who I trust said, no, no level three tonight. I'm going to tell you what's happening here for people. Uh, tonight we got for you. Yes, I'm going to talk about Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods. But now the thing with Tiger Woods is, yes, uh, he got a DUI. Uh, actually, I don't know, did he? I guess he did. Oh, yeah, he did, though. He got arrested. Yeah, there's some things of, uh,

48:37that's some really weird things surrounding this, uh, this, this arrest in this DUI. I know, like one person said, you know, I got a DUI. That's it. No, that's not it. There's some really weird shit going on with it. And, uh, someone was funny and someone was like, oh, I see. Are you about to experience it here? No, no, that's too thin. It's very much out there, man. No Tiger Woods. The spirit is up there. Free Tiger Woods. You see what really happened with the government don't want to have black ass Asian men to succeed. So they drug him. They come in rexie head. You think that's cool? Yeah, man. So we're going to talk about that in this Tiger Woods in general, because this is something that, you know, listen, not everybody's in the sports, but everybody knows Tiger Woods. Sure. And everybody loves a DUI video.

49:37A DUI story. Everybody loves you. You fuck up. I mean, I didn't know how, how much people loved them till last week. See, that's, that's, that's the weird thing to me that with that, that's what I'm talking about with this, like, man, there are certain things that are going on, which is kind of hilarious, but the same times, like, man, y'all don't need to encourage this. No, right? It stopped. Just stopped. But we'll talk about that. We'll get into it. Somebody said G Colby is brilliant. Yes, he is. Look at, oh, man, you got a compliment from the cookie man himself. Wow. Yeah. Cookie came in and gave you his blessings, man. Look at that. That was shit. Yeah. Also, we're going to be doing a review for the members for they will kill you. I did you see it? I did. You saw the south by, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I just recently saw it. Let me see here. Oh, let me see. Let me see. What does this somebody said? Somebody sent me an urgent email right here.

50:38This is Ryan Hamilton. He says, Why you got to be late, that cord to Julian? All right. Oh, you guys didn't wait. I didn't do Julian. Oh, look at him. He's leaving. Damn, that looks like an actor playing Julian right there. Yeah. Yeah, I saw that actor on IMDb. His name is AI. Isn't that Ryan Gosling's buddy in the bucket on the notebook? Yeah. That's what it looked like, right? And what's the dude with that, that everybody wanted to be Mr. Fantastic, John Krozinski. Oh, yeah. You look kind of like John Krozinski in the face, like a Chubby John Krozinski. And let me ask, it's like, why is that hay in the middle of a rope? They said they set the AI generator to Austin. That's why Texas also looks pretty fucking odd. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, look at that. It's supposed to be the shape of Texas.

51:41It says, it says, Offs Live. You're trying to say, Offs Live didn't put a damn base tag in the middle of the road. It's Texas, right? Cowboys. I didn't even see that, man. I thought it was an arrow. Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah, it ain't ready to take over yet. No, some things you got to go in and hold with the AI's hands to do otherwise. I'm going to do shit like this. Just random shit. Just put it down. Hey, hey, hey, bail in the middle of the road. That's funny because trying to create the proper image, you spend half your day with AI back and forth, back and forth. You find just like, you know what, fuck it. That one was close enough. Yeah, this dude was talking about how he makes AI movies and how he has to, and he made one. He made one that was, and he didn't let you know, like, look, I'm just playing around with it and just seeing what he could do. And he ended up making his own kind of kill bill, rip off movie, which he said, I was just, I was just playing around.

52:41And yes, it's very much influenced by kill bill. Man, this dude, he had me full because I was listening to it in the car. I was watching the video and I thought, I thought the dude had made a movie and had just used AI to help out with certain shots and whatnot because it's full. While he was talking about how he made it, he made AI generate behind the scenes footage of like making the movie. And I saw him with these big ass cameras, and camera man walked around, I was like, oh shit, well, man, everybody can't be you. You got production everything. And I was like, oh, fuck, many of these are just, oh, this is fake people. But it was actually kind of the, the, the behind the scenes footage, you actually look better than the movie. Yeah. Yeah, you've fooled a lot of people like them. So great to have y'all here. As I say, we got a few things planned for you today. We already talked about one long subject. People got us talking about Nick Cannon,

53:41and his dig right in for Trump. I was, you know, got a good show right there. As you can see, Marco is here. And since Marco is here, I thought it'd probably be fun to talk about something sports related. That's what we're talking about. It's Tiger Woods today too. It was funny because I didn't know about it. And then I saw some golfing page put up a mug shot, a golf club cover. And I was like, I don't know what that has to do with it. And then you were like, this is the subject. And I was like, oh, this is, yeah, this is hilarious. People I looked at like, yeah, it's sad, but I left my ass up with some of these things, man. I learned a lot more about Tiger Woods than I'd. Is it sad? Yeah, it is. It is. It's sad for society. Okay. Yeah, I mean, like if this is first one, I'd be like, oh, brother, you got caught. But no, it's far from that. Yeah, when I read the headline, I was like, is this old? Wait, again? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that boy.

54:41It's funny until he heard someone. It's really funny. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean, somebody said, I mean, stays in trouble, yes, he does. Hey, before we continue, before we make some announcements, I think I have someone to announce, I'm not sure. Anyway, I got to let you know, man, my world got rocked upside down, man. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. I saw something terrible that was showed to me yesterday. I wish I hadn't, which I'd never seen this before. Yeah. Because it's just, you know, you go, you go all your life. Really, you know, I know they say, you know, ignorance is bliss and that's usually kind of a negative thing. But man, sometimes you just, you really are in bliss with your ignorance. You know, everything is fine. And then somebody comes in and shows you something that you just have faith in. Some of you just believe in. And then you see it, and it just changes everything. Somebody showed me, and it's been out there. Somebody showed me this video of Denzel Washington,

55:43trying to do a British accent. Oh, so you've never seen it, no? I thought you were setting up an ad. I was like, don't you do it. I wish I was. I wish I'd never seen this. And also, I'm very happy that I did. I mean, Denzel Washington don't have to prove shit to anybody. All right. Said like he would. Yeah. Don't have to prove shit to you. Get that finger. I can do this a different way. But man, Denzel Washington is an amazing actor. Denzel Washington. And man, listen, if nothing else, this goes to show you that it really is not how much range you have with accents. Because you ain't got nothing. If it's about the, it's, it really is about the timing, the emotion, the passion that you put behind something. You know, and Denzel Washington has given many legendary performances. But most of the time,

56:44he's Denzel Washington. And you know why? Because of this video, he, he, I thought he jokes about today. He says, yeah, I was awful. I would never do that again. Oh, okay. This is, oh, this is, this is old. This is old. Okay. Yeah. This is when he was young. I think this is from a, a movie called for King and Country. I don't remember the name of the movie. But I remember that accent. That will haunt me to the end of my days, man. But have you seen this? No, I'm not. Oh, we all in for a treat. Oh, you're looking, you can see him trying to, I'm gone, gone, gone. I have an old man. He's young. He's a baby right there. Yeah. He sound like a baby. He's like 18 years old. He may, he might as well be talking like a baby. He might, because that accent is horrible. You just have to hear it. Okay. And you know what? And it's good. He got it the way early. Sure. I'm behind your desk. Shit in yourself. Like the rest of your con. Well, I was out there in the cold. And I looked away like, oh, my God. This is the worst time I've ever had it.

57:44In a dog and a shit. I watch my mate. A man will save my life. Well, eating tea and crumpets. So I assume his vocal coach was Dick Van Dyke. No, not even. It was an actual chimney sweep. It was a day of bobby cop. All right, right now. What are you like? What are you up to in the governor? Give it time. I tell you, governor. I don't get this fucking like blown off. I appreciate it. I like the way the music came being and said, man, let me try to cover this. That guitar or heart, whatever it is, is not helping. No, no, it does actually try to help. It's trying. It's trying to work. It's trying to come up and distract. But it's bringing more attention to it. It actually is actually playing how tragic this accent is. Hell, that's not for him. That's for his accent.

58:47Yeah, man. I like to be good. I'm like, yeah, shit. I'm doing something. I'm looking at it. Looking at the lip. You know, this looks that lip. Boy, look at it. Yeah, shit. I'm tearing this thing up. I watch my mate. A man will save my life. Get his fucking like blown off. I appreciate it. Don't make me laugh. It's too laborious. That accent went to Australia. I think it's been a little time in Wales. I think it's been about two weeks in that lab. So, I think it was a wiggle. We're back to London. Hello, hello. I saw my mate. I saw my mate. Be your damn pirate. I saw my mate. Get his fucking leg blown off. He sounds like he sounds like Jason Statham trying to do an Australian accent.

59:48Brother, boy, look at you. I nailed it. It's like Guy Richie wrote that title. Yeah, yeah, it really is. Yeah, I guess we have a cast of new. He's going to be our hero. He's going to be our hero. He's going to be our hero. He's going to be our hero. He's going to be our hero. He's going to be our hero. He'll be a star. Not from this, but you may be glad you have some. Because your career went in today. Yeah, this is this is like, looks like it's before you did carbon copy. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what this is. Boy, you know, the internet man. No, not the internet. No, yeah, the internet. No, but there was a day when this would never seem the light of day, which it hadn't until now. Until, but thanks to the internet, boy, the internet sees all I'm behind your desk, shitting yourself like the rest of your car. Well, I was out there in the cold, in the dark. Caught the dark, but that cold. I don't know what it is.

1:00:49How many holes was in that cold? And the car between the other guys' reactions and the guitar. And that guitar, that guitar. God bless that guitar. Please try. Let me go ahead and come and help this boy out. I'm behind your desk, shitting yourself like the rest of your car. Well, I was out there in the cold, in the dark, and it's like, we're about to come get this one. Right, right. Come back and get this damn fake British grandson out of here. Please, shit. I watch my mate. A man will save my life. He'll get his fucking leg blown off. I'm pleased. But I'm beginning to think that that guitar person was actually making fun of him. Yeah, that's how it felt to me. Plus, I was like, I'm sure this is a serious movie with a serious subject, but they're making it cheesy. Oh, they're making it very cheesy.

1:01:50This is almost like they knew his accent was going to be bad and they tried to play him off. Oh, yeah. You know, he don't know what they do with the Academy War. Uh-huh, uh-huh. I'm time to go. Yeah, yeah, uh, I wish I'd never seen it. I'm so happy I'll see you in this. Yeah, he laughs about it. He's like, yeah, I would never do that again. Now, he did do it again a little later, I think. I think, uh, because like when he was in Gladiator, he said, shit, I'm gonna sound like I'm from Damn New York. Sure. Yeah, I ain't trying to accent right here. Sure, I can't remember if he didn't accent and much to do about nothing, but he carried it. He carried, I mean, he didn't carry the movie, but he carried himself very well. Yeah. And didn't, but what didn't he do like Shakespeare recently? Make that make that. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah. So it really wasn't a British accent. It was just something a lot of authority behind it. But man, I don't think some people, I didn't see this. I think some people say he was, did he do a Jamaican accent? Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, the mighty Queen. The mighty Queen. Yeah, and they say is that shit too. Yeah.

1:02:51Yeah, man. Yeah. You're a you brother. Yeah, don't do nobody but Dinsa. Dinsa has done him well. Well, you know, that's early in his career where he had to pick whatever, he had to take what it came to him. And he's he's at past the point where he gets to decide. Well, you you were right. That's some big bad guy. There's not a lot of examples where Americans can do British accents well, though. There's some. Yeah, there's something to do it very well, but not a whole lot. I had to leave the movies aren't that great, but she does a good British accent. Uh-huh. There was a dude who was in cats that is from, I think Atlanta who did, I don't know what it was from, but I know he's not from London. Yeah, no, he's not from, uh, he's not from the UK. He does a British accent. Yeah, yeah. I think I've heard Gwyneth Paltrow do a pretty good one. Yeah. Chad says, Renee, Zoe Wuerger, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Gohansson, and Liz Blow. Uh-huh. Chad, I can do anything. Uh-huh. I mean, Denzel Wyserton,

1:03:52if you can't hear him doing, uh- Like, what's Barrel? What's the cat with Jack Sparrel, sir? I wouldn't count Peter Dinkley, he's done it with the chat, did though. Oh, yeah. I would. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would. I was a game of thrones, yeah. Yeah. It's not a British accent. I don't know. I know. It's a British-ish accent. Yeah, yeah, it isn't it? Yeah, my man straight up was, uh, he straight up studied Mary Poppins for this role. Incidentally, while I am a fan of Mr Van Dyke, his attempt at a Cockney accent can and quite frankly should be considered a war crime. I know. That's sure, yo. What, anyway? Mary Poppins. They say you, they didn't say, you can't do a British accent. That man went straight to Mary Poppins. Right, right. That's what they'd say. This is what I grew up with. This is how they sound, right? I'm behind your desk. Shit in yourself. Like the rest of your heart. When I was out there in the cold,

1:04:53in the dark, in the shit. Be funny, they came back and he was wearing a fangirls to the top of that. All right, all right, all right. Oh, it cast that man in the next production of Oliver Twist. Because he twisted down at that instant. Oh, yeah. People heard my feelings in there. Yeah, him. You know what, I'm up to see. I love to see him in Don Teele. Do a movie together with a British accent. Don Teele went so far. It was Don. Now, you think Denzel is bad. And that's, that's horrible. That's terrible. But that's back in the day. Don Teele was already established. Yeah, that seemed like one of those situations where some of my actor will come in and go like, hey, I think it'd be real fun if I do a British accent for this character. Yeah, nobody asked him to do that. Right, right. And almost every time that happened, she's like, why? Yeah, yeah.

1:05:54Don Teele, just, you know, sometimes people get enough, enough pull, enough clout to where they can, you know, just say, well, I'm going to do this. And yeah, nothing direct you can do about it. All right, you'll see. And Don Teele decided to go and do a British accent for Oceans 11. And he, this fool went so far. He got, he just got it completely wrong because he went, he got so British that he went back in time. Yes. He actually wore a damn scarf and fangalous gloves and a damn street urchin jacket. And don't those movies take place in Las Vegas? Yeah. Yeah. And he actually throws down a gunner. Yeah. Yeah, let me see here, man. Yeah, they, they, don't even know. And we saw this, Marcia. Don't know about it. It's an old governor in the mouth. Mark got mad about it. Yeah, man. Yeah, let me see. He threw it out every damn stereotype. Please show me. Oh, you wankers.

1:06:56Oh, governor. It'd be great to be with proper criminals again. Oh. All right. Look at this. Fangalous gloves. I'm serious. He really is a chimney sweep right now. He's just missing that. And a broom. I want to make this. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Those not even words. I know. All right. What? Did you try to say bloody hell? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Man, sometimes you can't do an accent and you try so hard. You just saw a million challenge.

1:07:58Yeah. I mean, it would have been a good reveal that he's actually not British. That's just his stick. Oh, leave it out. You toss us. You had one job to do. You had one job to do. You see that I went. He tosses. Tosses. And don't be a niggas. That's all you usually event, right? Nothing else? Hang on. Are you accusing me of booby-traven? Well, how about it? Booby-traps are Mr. Tarras style. Isn't that right? Fashion. Heck, ATF. We events are a guess. Simple G4 mainliner, back wound, quick fuse. The drag under 20 feet. Yeah, let me ask you something else. You search the scumbag, booby-traps on this person.

1:08:58I mean, really search. Just for weapons. Stand back. Oh, wait. Here we go. Go find Greg's tell him I need to see you. Oh? Just find him, will you? Yeah. Hey, man. I thought I'd see him put something together. But I just looked. Stubbed. Hey, he's standing back. Yeah, he's waiting around in corner. Oh, he's tripping. It'll be nice working with proper villains again. Everybody down! Guys, I'm going to go to the government, man. I'll wait for that. He does do it. He does say government at some point. Yeah. Yeah, man, look, it's no shame. And everybody can do a British accent. Yeah, it's okay. Don't do it. I mean, these are great actors, right? Because you think, man, everybody who is British just hearing this going like, oh, the only thing that made that better, the only thing that actually made that seem like he was even good was. I'm behind your desk. My rest of your car. Well, I'm prepared to that.

1:09:59I don't know, man. I think that's a neck and neck race right there. I mean, the only thing is, Denzel is being sincere. Don't you was doing a comedic role. That is true. That is true, yeah. Yeah, there you go, yeah. And then learn from the best who have done the worst. Let me see here, yeah. All right. I don't think there's any announcements to be made. Let me see here. Oh, he got the Broadway comedy club coming up, bro. Yeah, yeah. I was wondering if I should say something. It says it sold out. Yeah, just teasing people. Yeah, well, I'm going to be at the show. Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything. But you missed the boat on that. Well, you did people. I tried to tell you. It didn't listen to me. And now you can't come see me at the Broadway comedy club Friday, April 17th, 9 p.m. show for Night of Sit.com. Because the show is sold out. And sold out about three weeks before the show. So that's pretty nice. But yeah, man, you know what?

1:11:01I will tell you this. I'll be in Chicago in June. And let me see here. Yeah, doing show in Chicago. I did want already going to be going back. And might, since I'm going to London all the time to take care of stuff, I might be doing a show in London. I don't know when. But might might be just put that in your head right now, since I'm over there all the time. I might be doing a show in London. You're going to do the accent? Yeah. I'm going to get you a scarf. Yeah, man. I'll be coming in and play guitar for you, man. I like a man who saved my life. Get his fucking leg blown off. Yes, that's how I'm going to come out of the stage looking like that. Oh, hello. My son, my mate, his fucking leg blown off.

1:12:01Thank you. No, don't keep it going. Oh, it's good to see proper villains again. We all chase my ass out of London, man. It's a bit of just make it worse. More life. Oh, yeah, man. Yeah, so let me see here. Chicago, because I just talked to Felix last night. Oh, Felix is setting it up. Yeah, Felix is actually very good at setting these things up, man. Yeah, he's been setting up all my shows in. He has been working deals and everything, man. And if the good deals too, man, I usually get the door. The tickets in the club is, as long as the place is full, they're happy to go ahead and take drinks and food.

1:13:03Okay, so yeah, yeah. So everything has worked out so far, man. But let's see what the next show is. Okay, so next show is going to be at the Lincoln Lodge. Well, it was last time. And let me see here what the date is. I don't see the date. Let me see. Yeah, I don't want to say anything until I'm sure, bro. I'll let you know, I'll let you know. Yeah, yeah, because I don't see anything detail here. So yeah, we'll wait for that, but I will be there in June. So back at the Lincoln Lodge. So see you guys there. That's a nice room too. I want to fill that up again like we did last time. What's your title and trip coming in through the way past? Uh, I'm going to do it probably in May. Okay. Yeah, I thought it was spring-ish to those.

1:14:03Yeah, no, it was originally going to be March, but then I got busy with stuff and couldn't go. So yeah, so I'm gonna, and I'm glad I didn't, because all these stuff going with TSA is crazy. Oh, yeah. I heard they're getting paid now. Oh, they are? Yeah, I heard they're going to start getting paid. And even though like 700 some people quit. And remember when your boy Elon said he was going to pay him. I was like, yeah, he ain't going to do shit. Sure enough. I was boy, I can't. Because sometimes I sit up and say, man, I just run my mouth and I shouldn't really talk about people like that. And the more I think about how I just done this, governmentism and people still jumping on board. I don't feel bad about talking shit at all. When we opened up, man, you know, it is still falling from black ignorance. Oh man, man, I'm going too hard. I'm like, nah, nah, nah. Let's see here. All right, y'all, let's go ahead and get into what we came here to do.

1:15:04Let me see here. All right. Nothing you want to announce? No, I got nothing. How about you? You got anything? Yeah. All right, then. Let's see what we got here. Oh, good to have y'all. Here you are. All right, let's see. Oh, yeah. Tiger. There it is. I don't like him. I actually, it's not just him, but I just don't like what he's doing right now. I tell you, we're getting to that little bit. But man, really, I feel like I'm watching a New Reality show, man, so Liberty drunk driving. Because we just had episode last week, with your boy old JT. Yeah, yeah. At this point, I just found the observations. You're under the rest for it. I don't even know this. No. This video was on for a while. I'll tell you this. Oh, yeah, man, man, it's a lot here. We won't watch a video from last week, man. Let's see. That's what I do at the front.

1:16:05Guys, you want a man? Oh, come on, man. They go with them drunk hands. Oh, man. Come on, man. Yeah, man, the moment the video opens up, Marco. You can see how fucked up he is. Look at this right here. Because I talked about it. He got that drunk under bite. Look at that. Yeah. That is the look of, get out the fucking car. Oh. Yeah. They got old Justin Timberlake. He was about to get on his tour, too. I saw the parts that I missed. Oh, you did. The girls were like, come on, man. You know, bringing sexy back. I was thinking, come on, please. And it goes like, man, you're not helping this case at all. Right, right. Like, you watch all this. You kind of feel bad for him. Even though he shouldn't be doing that. And then we really think about he's starting to get angry. But it's her who makes it cringey. Oh, yeah. Yeah. For sure, man. Go back and watch that video. Watch out video on it.

1:17:06But this week's episode features your boy Tiger. Woo, it'll appear, man. And if this was, if this really was a show, he'd be a regular. All right. Now, granted, now, people are going to get into because some people at the beginning say, well, what is that talking about? He fucked up. He crashed. And as it no people, there's, there's, there's some layers of this. Because this goes to some really sad places that just speaks sad about society and and celebrity in this fool. Yeah. Right here. Got granted. He passed the breathalyze. He even heard about this. Yes, that's the, that's a recent mug shot with Tiger Woods. Golf legend Tiger Woods. And this was released a couple of days ago. And he passed the breathalyze. But some people are trying to use it as an excuse to show support. Oh. That's what I'm getting into here, man. Yeah. Because, oh, well, you know, he passed the breathalyze, man.

1:18:09He, you know, he, he, he, he, he seemed like he was okay. And it's like, okay. First of all, that seemed like that's okay. Because I'm looking at this, man. There's a lot of, there's, there are a lot of odd things going on with this. First, I don't care whether he breathed, he passed the breathalyze test. Now, he did not give a blood test and looking at that face for good reason. It looked like they just pulled this man out of a whole job vinegar. It looked like he'd been soaking in it for days. Look at this, man. Yeah. I mean, something's going on. You know, your eyes don't look that red unless you got something up in your system. Are you about to turn to a zombie? I'm, I'm surprised he even took the breathalyzer. Yeah. Because you're like in the Timberlake video when they talked about giving him the breathalyze usually. Man, we're living with you. Got himself in trouble with that. Yeah. Yeah. You know, they just didn't like his reaction.

1:19:09But this fool here, man. Uh, yeah. Listen. First of all, he looks, there's something definitely wrong. And for all those people who want to talk about supporting. Now, not everybody. Some people calling him on his bullshit. That's where we're about to get into it. Because there's a lot of bullshit with Tiger Woods in this situation. But for those who want to support. Second of all, he flipped a fucking car. Right. Which he does annually. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. When I read the headline, Tiger Woods involved in a rollover accident. I was like, again. Yeah. Is that his thing now? Like, like, he's not that great of a golfer anymore. So he's just flipping cars. Yeah. I thought that was AI when I saw that. Yeah. I was like, that doesn't look like Tiger Woods. Yeah. You know what? Maybe he's AI. I don't know, but I know that that shit really was flipped. Yeah, man. Somebody said, how do you flip a car like that?

1:20:11I think if the rest of the thing was real, he hit a 500. I think. Yeah. Yeah, man. Shit. This dude does this annually. And this time he, you know, he, believe it or not, this is, this is better than most other times. Yeah. Nobody was actually hurt. Oh, like trees. It's like terrified of Tiger Woods because it's full. He's always in them. Shit. Well, you would Tiger Woods steps outside. You could hear the trees rustling. Because he does it's like all the time, man. 2009. Full hit a tree. After hitting the 500. Was that the, when his wife was after that? That's when his wife had come after his dad like a dad slashed it with the golf club. And she's a good thing that she did come after him because she used that golf club to save his life and get him out that car. Yeah. This is November 27th, man. 2009. He ran to a fire hydrant. He had a, when he was in a, you can see a Cadillac escalate.

1:21:11And then he, uh, he hit a tree just right right outside his own. This is Florida. It's like the end of, uh, why did I get married to? Yeah. I don't see a crime here. He damaged his own tree. Yeah. Yeah. He goes back inside cause of the day. Yeah. Yeah. Except that, you know, the car was still there. Yeah. Yeah. You know, unless you could have the evidence. And also there's a crazy fucking blonde white woman beating the car. Now they say that she beat the, the, the, the windows to pull them out. I think she's beating the windows to get to him. To get to him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So this dude, man, he's going through it. Like that's the, he's, he's always in trouble. Uh-huh. Um, 2021. Look at this. Jesus. He was, uh, do you need to stop buying SUVs? Yeah. Don't wear it. I won't be the leopard.

1:22:11That's driving me on February 23rd. This is 2021. Yeah. He was driving to a television shoot. That was around seven in the morning. Yeah. He was, yeah, he was involved. He was involved. Yeah. He was like something going on. He was involved like in a single car accident. He was driving an SUV, Genesis SUV. Um, they say he was speeding going nearly 95 miles per hour and a 45. Oh, he must have been late. When he struck a tree. Well, he, I saw something where a power is it said, says it. Yeah, he's a terrible driver, which I was like, well, that's just racist because he's half Asian. You don't know that. But he's been, but then y'all, you know, I saw that saved you that they were like, he doesn't need to be drunk. He's drunk. Yeah. It's almost ironic that his name, his last name is Woolis because he, because he takes out half the fucking forest and he's trees.

1:23:11Tiger Woods. It's for this fool stays in the woods, him and his car. Yeah, man. And, and you know what the internet is going to do what they do, but they, they, they wasted no time with the memes out there. I'm going to wait. Yeah. I say, I'll go there. Yeah. I didn't make that, that, that was already up there. I don't even look like it. Yeah. It's right. I'm going to show you why I don't look like it. Well, for one, his eyes are too clear. He looks sober. That's why. Yeah. It's a red. Don't look like he's been swimming in pickle juice for the last 30 minutes. That's full. Okay. So you just saw that he's had three ricks over the over the few years, man. And I don't know what's going on with him. Either he's got some kind of substance abuse thing going on. Or this man just can't drive or a combination of both. But if that's the case, don't drive no more. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's something everybody is saying, like, why doesn't he hire a driver?

1:24:13Yeah. You were so bad at driving. You don't take your driving clubs away. It's probably when you hurt somebody with those, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you know, he is not too easy. But this case not so much. You're, you're a billionaire. Like you said, man, you, you can have a billionaire. You can have a driver on call. You can just be there. Just ready to pick you. Yeah. But yeah. You know, he does. Just pay him a little something. And he'll be there. You know, just follow you around. Red take your drunk has wherever you want to go. uh uh prototypes of robot cars are Dresself driving cars at the work. Sure. So you can have man, go ahead and get yourself one of those. It's no way that car could be worse than you.

1:25:15None of those options. Go 95. Haha. You know what? Just have a just have a uh just have a bar in the car. He'll be fine. Man, but the reason why I want to talk about this outside of just reminding y'all that this man keeps doing this and doing this and if it's had been anybody else they would have had their license taken away by now. But celebrity, y'all know how celebrity is man, celebrity comes with privileges, especially if you're rich. And the celebrity support for Tiger Woods right now is weird to me, it's sad, it's hypocritical, and also it's hilarious because again, that mug shot, that mug shot is so crazy. Man, it wasn't 24 hours before that mug shot was turned into a golf club cover.

1:26:23Man, man, I'm not a Tiger Woods fan for various reasons, but that's wrong, no, that's wrong, man. I saw that without knowing this was the top of your yesterday. You know what, thing is, if you didn't know that that was Tiger Woods or something was going to happen. You think that was me? You got peanut head like me. Next morning. MC Hammer. Put some parachute pants on the bottom of it. Yeah, you got that peanut head like me over there. But the more disturbing images come from the fans that are wearing that mug shot to show support once again. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, God, if that happens to me, please don't do that. Man, even here, I imagine that even Tiger is like, man, I don't need that kind of support because they all got little crazy faces.

1:27:24And now, those are people showing support. Are you sure? Yeah. Yeah. Here's the article right here, man. Yeah. The mug shot treatment from his Tiger Woods gets the mug shot treatment from his most ardent fans. And yeah, they're out there, like, yeah, showing support for him, man. So some happy Gilmore shit. That they look like they are part of the get this Negro off the golf course in Brigade. They might be, but the golf fans, no, they love, they love Tiger Woods, follow Tiger Woods. So yeah, man, now look, if this is, if this is really showing support and I'm just going by the article, maybe these dudes out there laughing, maybe it's a joke to them. I can see them getting drunk and making shirts and going, yeah, I'll do some stupid shit like that. Yeah. Why would you put your heroes much on there because people are stupid for Tiger Woods. You think he spent even an hour in jail? Yeah, I really drunk fret culture to be fair. Okay. Most people, I'm not a golfer, but all my friends that like it, we're in a fret in college

1:28:26and they just care about drinking and driving the golf course. Yeah. Which probably makes sense to why he's driving his car like that. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, no, they get fucked up, man. That's why you got the golf, like the, like the, the, the, the, the private golf clubs that you go to. I used to go to one with my friend. I wasn't a member. Yeah. Well, my friend used to just see that man just come on and get some free food because we have to know the bartender. Okay. They didn't, somebody would even walk up to you with him and get over there. Oh, yeah. They did. And I got to work. But on my off time, no, people don't have that damn hot and they just get fucked up in there. And I got fucked up with a man because, yeah, the dudes, he just, that guy, there was so many rich people in there and I guess he felt like he got stiffed by some of them sometimes. And we went in there. He just gave us free, free liquor, free food and, okay, and I, and I tipped him very well. And then he got fired. It's funny because about a, maybe a tenth of the fights I see on Reddit are golfers.

1:29:32Yeah. Yeah. No, go, go. No. Kind of drunk and one group is mad because other ones taking too long. Yeah. Like the cat right now. Yeah. The cat had been golf and she's drunk right now. Yeah. Yeah. No. You're right. And golf is a very, no, I know that they are, I'm going to, I'm going to get a golf club and beat the cat, the cat skull in. I know that women play golf and, you know, there's more women playing golf today. But man, golf is still a very manly thing, you know, that's why you got dudes out there. I've been told so many times from guys that were making money. Yeah. And I told them like, and then ask what I do and I'm like, well, I work for myself doing this. Do you play golf? No. No. They're like, you really need to learn how to play golf if you're going to make some deals and what I'm like. Well, I'm fucking dealing with it. Right. Right. I'm talking about comic books and movies. I'm talking about what I'm doing, man. But yeah, they know they get, like you said, you get drunk, they get fucked up, yeah,

1:30:33man. And so these guys, I've heard that too about business. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Everybody's heard that. Yeah. So these guys out there free, toggle. We'll be here for what? Like, like, like, he's still locked up or something. Yeah. Like, like he's some kind of political prisoner or something. What free toggle would, what free him from what? He's in himself. Yeah. Free him from the next car. He fucking crashes. Yeah. But maybe he would have made bail him instantly. Yeah. Free toggle was. Free my digs, what you gonna do with this? That's what I'm talking about, man. Yeah. You know, these guys, they idolized, they idolized Tiger Woods. They made these shirts. You think they're joking, but they really are, you know, they love Tiger Woods, man. And this is just another, this is just another part of showing their support. But the thing is, man, if you're a real fan, you wouldn't support a destructive lifestyle like that. Sure. And also you wouldn't, this is, this is stupid, man. You want to support behavior that puts others in danger?

1:31:34You know, I shouldn't be celebrating, I don't think. Yeah. I mean, you know, the, the next accident might not be trees. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. And if you don't think people are sitting around, I mean, it's like I said, man, if this was the average person, they'd be villainized, hard. And if you don't think people out here are really supporting him, they got dudes crying, making videos. There's a, there's a, I, I don't follow golf. If you follow golf, you probably know who this is, Dan Rapa, Rapa part, that's the pizza guy, isn't it? Isn't, there's not the guy from Barstool. Oh, isn't. I think so. Okay. Yeah. So here, either this is him or this is a, somebody else crying, man, who the hell tell me who this is? Do you know who this is? No. That's not the guy that I was saying. Okay. Yeah. I probably got this, somebody said, Michael Rapa part, you're mom, you're the tree mom. Hey, Michael Rapa part didn't talk about anything except Israel, these days.

1:32:36Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know who this dude is. But this dude, so forgive me. I, like, as I don't follow golf, I don't know who this guy is right here. But this guy put up this video. He's crying his ass off, man. And I, I exaggerate. He's not crying his ass off. But he really is. Like, man, this is a real bummer, man, I just want, just want tiger to be happy. And I think we all just want to see tiger happy and, and well, he, he's provided us with so many incredible moments and, and, and memories and, um, yeah, it's just a huge bummer. It's just for really, really sad, um, that's, that's really all there is to say. I mean, I wish you would never drive. Yeah. That's about it. On a true Facebook. I mean, look, if he's a fan, I mean, he, he ain't saying anything too far out of the box. No, the context of it is like, oh, let's all feel bad for tiger. We just want to be happy. You know what?

1:33:37No, I want people to be safe. Yeah. I want them to get the fuck off the road. Sure. Like, you know, I don't think he should drive, but, um, but I think driving is one place where he feels like kind of normal and fuck off, you know, control, yeah, yeah, one place he feels, he feels normal, but I think driving is one place where he feels like kind of normal and, you know, in control and, let me ask you something, does, does, does this look like normal and in control control? You might want to rephrase that. Does this look like it's in control? Come on, man. Does that look like he was in control? Does that look normal? Does any of this look normal? Do you? He's in control of the situation. He's inside on his phone. I hit another one. Well, boys, you won't believe this. Maybe you will. Oh. Yeah, man. Yeah, this is, yeah, it's one of the lead target alone, man, come on, I know, it was just like, uh, leave Britney alone.

1:34:38Yeah. Okay. I think that's why she's no longer in the control of her father and she's wilding out. All those people are quiet now. They sure are. I want them all like, oh shit. We get a video about a movie you belong, and they're like, man, leave this girl alone, man. That's it. I was like, yeah, this is why Y'all draw by her. It's crazy. And I'm like, oh, it's crazy. That's the key word. Yeah. And as you dance with knives and shit, Titi's hanging out. Yeah, naked on the Internet every other day. Yeah. Nobody is asking for this. Please stop. dog's terrified. No, no, you don't want to be free. I did. No, I'm like, I'm getting mad. Same with your boy Tiger. Hey, listen, I even feel somewhat fatigued, man. Because you can tell he's going through some shit. You can tell just by his head. Just by his head. Because, man, listen,

1:35:38you always see him with his hat all, right? Yeah. You ain't never seen him with that hat off of you. I think I have. You have to take off the head for the much of the shot, though. Oh, yeah, that's pretty bad. Well, he takes that hat off of ads 20 years. Yeah. He turns it to another person. He's kind of an agent poorly for a while, but with that, I mean, honestly, considering the money he has, I'm surprised he didn't get hairplugs. Yeah, this is some stressful shit. Like, he's, man, I'm looking at this and his head is called limbo. It's like, old man hair and baby hair at the same time. That's a sign of stress. That ain't normal. I ain't no more seeing hair like this. He's just falling out because of some shit. Commit one way or the other, man. Go bald or go get some hair. We'll talk to his head. I'll tell him. If he slowed down. Quit it. Oh, once he runs into a tree, then you can go talk to him.

1:36:38But this thought to pay on that shit, what you got him? Man, yeah, you billionaire. Again, you got money. Go buy some hair. Yeah. I just shave. In this case, I say shave because this looks crazy. Yeah, he can buy the hair. Yeah. Yeah, she's gonna come out looking crazy. Like a one big afro right here and the rest going to crazy. Yeah, I don't know, man. I've talked with the editor James who was into golf very much. And you know what, I don't want to spread rumors anything. I don't want to say anything that may not be true. But he was saying that there are rumors that pain killers. Oh, yeah, with all his back problems and all that. Yeah, I thought that could come up a way some years ago. Back problems. I think he has some problems with legs. Yeah. Yeah. So he's probably, you know, I don't. It's been rumored that he might be addicted to pain killers. So we have suspected that.

1:37:39You've heard this. No, not really. I'm not the most familiar with Tiger Woods. I was not. I've just never been in the golf. I was like off. Yeah. I don't know much about golf course. Tiger Woods. You know, a legend. Everybody. If you don't know anything about golf, you know Tiger Woods. Yeah. I mean, he raised golf's profile. Yeah. Exactly. I mean, I think golf like fell off and he fell off like that. There's nobody right. I can't name one golfer that plays right now. Yeah. I mean, I might know some people. If you were to call out a name, I'd go like, oh, yeah, yeah. I remember that guy. But there's been nothing like on the level. He put it. Nah. Nah, man. He was on the weedies box. Yeah. Yeah. He made golf a household name. You don't know anything about golf. Didn't know any golfers. You knew Tiger Woods. So, yeah, man. You know, I don't know what's going on. This guy's been going through it. I mean, he's crying when he's cheating on his wife. I mean, that was a pretty egregious.

1:38:40Yeah. That's just the saddest amateur hour shit he was doing. Oh, I'm sorry. You know what? You put all that fucking crying. Yeah. I come in. It's like, look, man. Yeah. I fucked up. Yeah, the whole time with all that, I was like, listen, you just get back out there and play well. Public's going to forget about this. Yeah. But that's not what he did. I'm crying. No. He's out there and made him jump like a bitch up there crying. Yeah. But, man, again, I'm not trying to be one of these fans who was trying to make excuses or support Tiger Woods. And, you know, this, this, this latest accident. But, I mean, I, I don't know. I'm sure there's a, this just been a dog. This guy had fame at a very early age and made a lot of money. And then I don't, I don't know, man. I think that kind of messes up anybody because on top of that, then there was the women. And he was saying like, yeah, you know, at a young age, you can get married. I'm, again, I'm making excuses. But he's like, yeah, you know, these, these women just throwing themselves out.

1:39:40Right, right, right. Yeah, he had no self control. Or even a good plan for keeping it hidden. I mean, once it came out, it was just like, you're doing what? Yeah. You lucky she didn't beat your ass. Yeah. I mean, shit, he's still getting women with a head like that. That looked like a ball sack on his head. Oh, come on, man. I can't help that. I'm not going to dog him. Man, you can't, you just said get some hair. You just laid out several plans to how he could help. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can get hair. I mean, even if he doesn't get plugs, they got all kind of systems you can get that. Oh, yeah, man. Let's go to Turkey. Oh, that's right. Yeah. People are going to Turkey for that. That's all kind of dudes that dots on their heads. They're like, you know, they're going to put some green screen effect on me. Yeah, man. But hey, maybe, maybe they didn't bother, which is the healthiest thing. Yeah. And he's like, hey, I'm still Tiger Woods. Yeah. Yeah, man. So I don't know, man. Either way, get men at this point. Well, sir.

1:40:40Everything I was hearing about the story seemed fake. Because I didn't know he was getting the car accidents every time. And they were like, apparently he's dating one of the Trump kids. He's, he's dating Don Jr.'s ex-wife. Yeah. Shut up. And I don't know if this was true. I just thought it was weird that it was like the secret service is like forbidding Tiger Woods from driving any of the Trump grandchildren around. No. I mean. Wow. Yeah, I can see that, man. Anyway, man, get your, you got money. That's the most irresponsible thing. Get yourself some help, man. You got money. You have access to help that a lot of people don't have. Right. Just, you got to stop this, though, because, you know, this, this, we're laughing. But this, you know, this kind of thing really is putting not only himself in danger, but putting other people in danger. So, you know, I don't know, man. Yeah. I mean, you know, if driving is only time he feels normal, you could do like so many of those other rich people in celebrities and get on a, you know, the one that's a little formula one tracks and just drive around.

1:41:44Yeah. Exactly. Would you get out of the system? Yeah. Yeah. Let him crash into some supervision. Put him out there. We can only hurt himself. Yeah. Yeah. Like that motherfucker. Grab a golf cart at this point. Yeah. I don't know about that. A lot of hills on the golf cart. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was saying. I would not let him do it. Oh, okay. No. No. No, no. Golf cart. Be looking like that. How did your golf cart, like an SUV, man? How did you drive it off the road? When the golf cart was 18 miles that way. Well, you wouldn't believe this book. No. I would not. All right, y'all. Let's see here. That is that. Let's see what else we've got here. Let's go ahead and do the top five. Top five box office. Sure. We'll be out of here. We'll record our, we'll record our review for the members out there.

1:42:44Let's see what we've got here for the box office. All right, everybody. Let's take a look at the weekend box office real quick. The top five. And it is the top five this week. And at number five, we got reminders of him because it's here to keep reminding you that he ain't going nowhere. But it might, it might be leaving this week. You saw this. Yeah. He was born. Yeah. Yeah. Like I said, it's a aggressively mediocre and everything. Everything that could be interesting about it, they make sure that it's not. I love that aggressively mediocre. Like you've got to try to be this. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We can gross as $4.6 million. The domestically is brought in $41 million. That's after three weeks worldwide. $60.3 million. That's on a $25 million budget. So not making a whole lot of money. But for that budget is doing all right. Yeah. Yeah. Fort budget. Yeah. We're going to see more reminders. Can't forget him. Well, we are talking about doing a double feature. Watching this with movie him. The same guy.

1:43:44Yeah. No, I know that. That was fun. Yeah. Reminders of him. Yeah. Stop talking to him. Was it this? Yeah. Is it actually a romcom or what? It is not not really romcom, right? It's like more dramatic. It's a romantic. I was going to say it's more dramatic than funny. Okay. Yeah. So I guess a romantic drama. Drama. Drama. Okay. Yeah. It's a little humorous bits, but mostly it's a drama. Okay. Let's see. When it all unfolds, you're like, wait. So this is all about nothing really. That's right. You have me laughing. Tell me about that. I'm like, damn glad I didn't see that. Oh, we got Marcos movie right here to her. To her. What did you do? To her. To her. To her. To her. Yeah. The revenge. There was another one before this. Let's see. It's $4.7 million. This is an Indian movie. Yeah. You know, again, being in this weird times of box office, you get these fun films.

1:44:44Just come out of nowhere. Yeah. And apparently there's a, there's a market for it here. Take it over. Yeah. Yeah. Domestic. It brought in $22.7 million. Where a wide is made $55 million on a budget of $30 million. I mean, why not? People aren't going to see anything else. Exactly. Exactly. Like this movie right here, nobody saw this. They will kill you. If you don't see this movie, that was an empty threat because no one went. Yeah. This is, I mean, it's a low budget, $20 million. And it actually looks very good for its budget. But we can gross this $5 million. And worldwide, $9 million. This movie is considered to be a flop. Yeah. I mean, I think it's come out too close to ready or not. Yeah. Yeah. And also, this kind of film is, I don't know, man. It does a little outdated. Like, when we do the review, we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it again. This would be for the members out there. Yard of this movie. I only seen the trailer and it does blur with it.

1:45:45Ready or not too. And also it didn't stand out in any way where I even know what it's about based on the trailer. Yeah. Basically, a trailer you really don't know. Yeah. And see, that's, that is an important thing you said is so similar to Ready and not too because Ready and not Part 2 didn't do well. In fact, this out the top five. Oh, damn. Yeah. Yeah. It lasts a week in there. I mean, it was already low. Yeah. I think it came in like three, four, five. But anyway, it's already out. So that movie didn't really have any demand. So you movie that looks like an invitation of that movie? I'm not trying to see that. But how did we feel about it? I mean, it didn't do well, but was it any good? Well, we'll have our review of the members coming up soon. Ah, number two hoppers. Oh, look at hoppers. Yeah. And that's the sticking right there, man. So far, it has made 138 million domestic. And the budget is 150 million. The worldwide is made almost 300 million 297.6.

1:46:48And the weekend gross was 12.2 million. It's a slow weekend. And this is down 31%. What do you think that is? The weekend was so slow. Well, I don't think that there was a lot of movies that people want to see out there. You know, you had some movies that were left over like that remind us of you. And you had that niche movie, the grander than ever. And then you had to move nobody really want to see. Okay. And so, but so you have these two remaining like hoppers. And the one that is still doing great is Project Hail Mary. Project Hell, yeah. Yeah. We can't gross 54.5 million dollars. And that's down 32%. Domestic. It has made so far 164 million. That's after two weeks. Worldwide 301 million. That's on a budget of 200 million. And it's going to, it's going to do all right. It looks like it's doing well. But I think they, I feel like they have higher projections for it. Well, the studios are happy because it's still a number one.

1:47:51They want to see how long it stays. In the, you know, a number one or in the top five. And also, it's got great word of mouth. I mean, people like, you know, I know it's not like I was crazy when I said it. But people already talking about like Oscar contender. Sure. Ryan Gosling is being said to give one of the best performances. But we have, we have, we have a whole year left. Yeah. But, yeah. But still the word of mouth on this is incredible. It's got to suck that somewhere there was a statistician being like, this movie is going to make 600 million in February. We went to war that ran and it's like gas went up to 360 and no one has money for movies right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Which is amazing. I did movie did as well as it did. And that's another thing. You know, I think people being very picky about what they go see. So people are going to go see something that they, that sounds like a sure thing. Yeah. So that's why that movie was doing so well. Besides just being getting a lot of critical claim and audiences are loving it. So there you go.

1:48:51That is the top five, y'all. I'll go ahead and read some emails. No, Adam Daniels. I did not say this. Other famous golfers. Core, you claim that Tiger Woods is the only famous golfer. I did not say that. I did not say that. I said he's probably the biggest golfer that's known to everybody. But I did not say, I know people, I know people know golfers. Yeah. I thought it was funny because I said, I can't name a golfer right now. And people named Palmer and daily. And I'm like, those are not golfers right now. Right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like I knew Jack Nicholas. Well, I was coming up. But, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicholas. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The most recent one is John daily. And, you know. Okay. Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:49:51Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's a spirit. So maybe he keeps coming. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, somebody wants to roast you a little bit over here. Marco. Oh, I'm just laughing because somebody said my favorite golfer is a waluigi in the chat. Yeah. Of course. Oh, that's another thing you got coming out next week that's going to probably be number one. Oh, yeah. Mario. Mario Galaxy. Super Mario Galaxy. Um, so, uh, I'm not giving you a, they said they want to, they want to haze you a little bit. But they actually doing pretty nice. Look at this. We got Marco the barbarian. Look at this. Hey, you can get mad about that. That's not. Hey, that's a compliment. Uh, let's see here. That's what we got.

1:50:53Hmm. Hmm. Let's see that. Oh, uh, oh, yeah. Uh, Ryan Hamilton, you did send me that British Denzel Washington, damn you. Uh, Xavier Lambert. Did you hear Tyler Perry was trying to gift TSA workers money, but he got rejected. What? Yeah, he's trying to give him $250 gift cards. What? You can't get stuff to government employees. Uh, okay. Plus people are like, why don't you give him cash instead of gift cards? Yeah. But maybe that's the way to try to get around it. Yeah, yeah. That's true. Why do you get more than $250? Hey, man. How much you get? I'm not doing that. But look, I, you know, if I had, but if I was, he like, I have to do shit. Exactly. I would give them $275. Yeah. It's a lot of them. Uh, that's it, young. I think that's it. All right, John. That is all we got for you.

1:51:56Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. Well, just trying to, uh, never. What? I thought the dog was trying to escape for a little bit. She, she, she, she kind of is gearing up right now. Oh, she could sense the wind down the Barbie exp. Oh, my God. Don't don't. Another experience. Whenever you have the soul and soul experience, if anything ends in experience, don't go. The Barbie experience. He said, yeah, it worked out just like you thought it would. Let's look at this. Oh, yeah. It's a flop. Yeah, yeah. It's a flop. What you get? Have you learned nothing from Willy Wonka? What was the other way? It was, uh, uh, what was, uh, uh, one of the show Netflix. Everybody loves a screen game. No, no, no, no. Stranger things. No, Bridgerton. Bridgerton. Oh, yeah. Bridgerton experience. It was so young. Bridgerton.

1:52:56That shit was. Yeah, that shit was bare bones. Yeah. It was the, uh, now you got the Barbie experience. Oh, yeah. That's always a big, empty warehouse. It's always a big, empty warehouse with that same floor. And these old ragged ass store bought decorations. Oh, good lord. Look at this. Can these people really trying to have a good time too? They try. This person playing on the recorder. It's killer. Yeah. I think I would get taught for dental. Same guy. Yeah. Look at this. Look at this. I got some pink balloons and some shit they bought at them. Hobby Lobby. And she, she must have just got in here. This one. Because she like what? Fuck. What the hell is this shit? This, this isn't it, right?

1:53:57People, if it ends in experience, don't go. Don't go. All right. It's not the experience you want. It is an experience. Fucked in the ass. You can't, you can't, you can't sue us. I love the Willy Wonk experience. Oh, that was the best. They didn't even try with some of this shit. They created characters. Just make a cheap costume. What they have are Mr. Darkness. This is some shit. That's it. That's it. Oh, yeah. Some chick dressed up in a hockey mask. And a black robe. Come out from behind. A curtain. Yeah. Yeah. I'll get you one. Be like, who are you? Um. Legramos. Look who's bitch ass was that Disney world over the weekend. While this government shut down and what Iran is going on. Let's see. I know who it was. Let me see. It was Mitch McConnell. Are you serious? Yeah. Oh, well.

1:54:57Well, maybe it was Lindsey Graham. I get him confused. Okay. It was. I don't know what that is. Okay. I press it. It took me to this page right here. Oh, Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj. Yeah. How dare she. Yeah. This shit don't work when you just gave me man. It took me to a page. It was in. So I guess we'll have to take your word for it. I know what was one of them. Hmm. Man, people try to start so much shit with politics and don't nothing catches. Like, oh, here's Bernie in first class. Okay. Yeah. Listen, man. We can't obsess over every little thing. Shit. When you respect these people riding coach. I got out of here, man. Lindsey Graham. I could. Lindsey Graham. Oh, I had to really listen to this song that I think was Dori Baja. I should be, but hey. Really, it came out like, let me see him in, isn't it where we're in T.

1:56:02Oh, yeah, it was like one of the videos that they hacked from his phone. And it's him in short and a tee shirt and bare. Fee dancing to some Bollywood music. It goes on for a while. Let me see this man. Cash. But what's the name? Patel, cash Patel, there it is, let's see, what I hope I can, and he's a little dude. Oh really? Yeah, he's tiny. I mean, he's got little short little legs. I've just seen him like mad. Right, right. You see those, those eyes, like a flash bulb just went off. Oh, man. Oh, let me see. I'm trying to find the video here. Cash Patel, let me see Cash Patel, dancing. Is that what it is, dancing in there? Yeah, yeah, a private video. And whatever room he's in, his closet living room, dancing around.

1:57:07He's like, it's been the biggest story on social media all weekend. A video, seemingly from a leaked personal account, has everyone asking, is that really the director of the FBI dancing to a Bollywood song? The short answer? No. Absolutely not. Let's separate the digital dust from the actual facts. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Well, Martin wanted to believe. Yeah. That was funny while he lasted. I do that with us all the time. Dude, it's a fucking hard and navigate right now. I got got last week with a fake movie poster, oh, for what? Primario, I was like, that's what Diddy Kong looks like and that TJ was like, no, that's not He was in the first one, right? No, he was that he was a no Diddy Kong wasn't in the first. Oh, he was not okay He'll be in this one was yeah, he'll be in this one because you know, he got Star Fox I told Martin. He got so excited

1:58:15Somebody said before you go any music recommendations, you know what some people ask me Last week I did a Q&A show and somebody asked me what are some of your Like 10 out of 10 albums and there are two that I did not put on there I listed a lot my name is maybe we all got a lot of albums we could put down this 10 out of 10 sure But one that I would recommend that I forgot to mention is I think it's a 10 out of 10 album on play jazz from man. I trust Let me see here Let me go that album there man. Yeah, this is a this I think this is a I can listen to almost every track on here And even the one I don't like I give it a pass because I'm like, you know, this band is great Let me see here So it's a very diverse album. It's they're a Canadian band. I've mentioned it before man. I trust I've seen live and

1:59:20On play jazz and here's the album right there got that little drawn of that man right there and everything so It got some smooth We got some nice pop songs on here It's a token music right there. Yeah, some nice like pop slow jams right now. I love this

2:00:40I'm playing different ones and this song you your love I play it for you before it has a very hall and old sound to it You just listen to the rest yourself people. Let's on play jazz. It's not uncle on play and then This album here K. Trinata 99.9% I think That's a that's a great album every track on there. I can listen to K. Trinata is one of the best beat makers out there man Let's say I hold out man. It's 99.9% from K. Trinata. I think that's a straight 10 out of 10 every song on there as they say is a banger

2:01:52So you got any songs that you love or albums that you love man. Yeah, but they're all old. Oh, that's hard People love because man listen, I named nothing but old albums last time. That's why I had to go and mention some of these like I Purple rain and then I mentioned all the Jimmy Hendrix albums and yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know ICK's theme the Shaft truck Turner truck Turner. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's that's the one. There's like a double album. That's the tough guys and and and truck Turner That one Prince of course side of times and come Is it that's one like hard to anybody knows, but yeah, it's it's amazing. I think I heard that out man. Be honest with you Somebody said jean archery You know what I named swing out sister getting touch with yourself man, and of course, you know, it's a given off the wall and thriller I think those are both excellent albums

2:02:55Steely Dan the Royal scam and Asia Uh, what about you top 10 album like 10 at 10 perfect album point I'd probably start with Against me reinventing axle rows as a punk album. That's one of the things that I really an axle rolls reinventing axle Oh reinventing axle road is the name of the album, but it's not it by them. It's by a band called against me um Do you kind of want to on this topic like I know we're talking about albums, but I do want to give a weird like shout out Like hey, if you get the chance go see the band good kid. They're so fun live and they're just starting to wear this week good kid Yeah, they're like An anime outweave and a show and then they'll do things where like they'll spin a giant wheel And then though you can come up and have a babelade battle against them in the middle of the conversation Honestly, this is they got a cool video here. It's the cotta. Yeah That's the newest

2:03:59Sometimes the time the dogs to dust whenever there's a love between the void You build a silence Langley on the couch think I need to figure it's one. Hi again, man I might check that out sometime. Have they been Austin yet? They're no their their tour is just starting for the new album The cicada I think is their newest single from that album Uh concerted in Austin is actually the only one that sold out so they could so is how many animators we got and this is nice Yeah, I love it. I may take that out myself. They were coming Austin. I think the music's also like you can play it and they won't copy right strike you I don't know if that they can actually do that, but that's what they said. Oh They won't strike you I'm trusted at all. They're trying to get people in trouble. They said people up Uh, oh, yeah, that's another one. Uh, Stevie Wonder songs in a key of life. That's that's but again, that's pretty much a given Yeah, alright y'all that's it. We are out of here now. Still got a small review to do for you for the members out there and

2:05:07Yeah, we'll see you next one. Thank you Martin. Oh, you back Cory. Marcos. Thank you Get a heavy in Marcos. Yeah, it's been a lot of fun. Yeah, no, we've had a great time with you day man Had a great time with you guys y'all all right too Yeah, the hardball when you're okay Toast it evenly. You all right Hussie dude, man, you you good. I guess Chris likes retro slime rogiko be kiko Luigi wears Wallace Jordan and hazard glories. Thank y'all for being here. Oh my god I'm allergic to your love. Oh my god. All right, everybody Oh, and next week I had to move it next week. We'll do a watch party for sinners I was gonna do it this weekend, but I had to go see my dooks as we said All right, everybody. We'll see on the next one until Then where's my bumper at? Until next time I'm beyond your desk

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