The Strangest Conspiracy Ive Heard In Years...

0:00Oh, since we last spoke! People are claiming that something strange is going on between this woman and Donald Trump. A lot of people are about to get exposed after a new EU law just came into effect. A major earthquake hit Colombia and everyone is talking about what the Secret Service did with Donald Trump. We've got all of that and so much more, so we might new with Holder. Bring it out, let's stop the happen and let's go! Okay, let's start today with someone I feel like we haven't spoken about in a while. Donald Trump. Because honestly, one of these strangest conspiracies I've heard all year is spreading right now. And no, it's not to do with him swapping planes. We'll get to that. This one is pretty bizarre. Alex, you're gonna love it. So yesterday in the Oval Office, Donald Trump signed an executive order essentially reshaping childhood vaccine recommendations.

1:03Now, this order cut the list of universally recommended childhood vaccines from 18 to 11 diseases. Now, there was a couple of people behind Trump as he was signing these papers, but everyone seems to be talking about one individual in particular. This woman right here. They're calling her the Zapper. Not even kidding. This is a real thing that is spreading online right now. So, feast your eyes on this post right here. It has over 15 million views at the time of recording, probably more when you're seeing this. And essentially claims that this woman has a button fitted to her belly, which is why her hand is there. And when she gets the nod by someone behind the camera that Trump has fallen asleep like he does here, she moves her hand and presses a button that gives him a little zap and wakes him up, because they can't have Trump falling asleep on camera yet again. Now, this guy says no idea if it's true, but it appears to line up. Oh, look at that. And there's another post here claiming the same thing.

2:05That got 4.4 million views. I mean, you get the idea, right? Now, right as this conspiracy is reaching peak levels of interest. The woman in question comes out and publicly replies to one of these posts saying, I'm just pregnant. You weirdo. Such a simple explanation for something that was so intriguing to the mind. Come on, Alex. Don't you tell me for one minute you didn't believe that the zapper was real. We wanted to believe it, but honestly, it doesn't surprise me, because you guys have no idea how many videos like this that peak my interest. I want to go make a video about it to have a look into it, and then it turns out it's got some simple and frankly quite silly explanation to why this is the case. And today turns out to be the same, because the zapper, unfortunately, is not real. But our next story is perhaps the reason why these sorts of stories are so believable in the first place. Moona! Okay, also happening this week, we are finding out that the secret service had to

3:10hide Donald Trump in a catering truck. Yeah, now that is according to a new investigation from the Washington Post, where they detail how Trump secretly had to swap planes after the NATO summit in Turkey last month. I think it's Turkey A now. Now they say that due to a possible assassination attempt by Iran, and actually thinking about it now, this was also the time when he was making all of those crazy comments like, I might be gone. Remember that? It's all starting to make sense. Well anyway, pointers, they were threatening to fire a missile at Air Force One. And because of that, secret service, they essentially had to play a ball in cup game with the president. This is wild. So at 8.24pm, he's seen stepping on board Air Force One. But then, sneakily, a few minutes later, a catering truck arrives next to the plane. It's elevated and positioned out of the view of cameras. And according to the Washington Post, that is the moment that Trump secretly exited Air Force One again and was smuggled, smuggled, ha!

4:13Onto a smaller military aircraft nearby. Now, these planes then took off and they flew to the UK. Everyone assumed that Trump was on Air Force One. He was not. And then once they landed again in England, Trump re-borted the Air Force One and then descended from the aircraft. He then got onto the other Air Force One, the Qatar one, and then flew back to the US. Now, this was done so smoothly that journalists and even White House staff on board didn't know that he wasn't there. Yeah, well, I guess they know now. And I'm always wondering in these circumstances, like, why does the public need to know these things? Like, from a standpoint of entertainment, I'm all for it. It's interesting, it's fascinating. But then, from the perspective of safety of the country's leader, it's kind of like, well, now everyone knows. Because everyone knows even a run. A run will be like, okay, let's just bomb them both next time. Feels wrong to say. Anyway, moving on. Also, since we last spoke, holy hell, have we got another massive earthquake in South America?

5:20And the videos coming out of Colombia this week are insane. Arguably some of the craziest ones I've seen, like families. We're seeing narrowly escaping their crumbling houses that they run out onto the street. And even, I actually did think in this moment, this is probably the safest place in their earthquake, just to stand on a road where nothing can hit you. I mean, the thoughts of the ground just opening and swallowing. You did cross my mind. There's also videos of construction workers and they were caught on top of this incomplete building that they were constructing. And those poles, I don't know what they are exactly, but them shaking. In ways where you're just like, these tremors must be fucked. I mean, there's probably never been a group of people in their life praying that they have done a good job because their life depends on it now. Other videos show buses and trees being rocked back and forth while a nearly 800-year-old cathedral in the city of Manizales can be seen crumbling from the impact. Diet, actually, withheld better than I thought, to be fair, because that thing moved.

6:21800 years ago, they were building this. I mean, people were even stuck in cable cars as this was going down. I'd be watching this clip in particular, it makes me think about what kind of character would I be in this kind of life and death scenario. Because on the side you don't see the people recording, they're screaming and shouting, terrified for their lives. Then you got this guy in the red. I mean, look at that face. Terrified. Then you got the guy in the middle, normal reaction, praying for his life. But then, go on the left. Absolute, I don't know, some sort of nurse, maybe she's seen worse. I've never seen someone so chill and nonchalant in this moment. She's had time to check her phone, smiling at the beginning of the clip. Just bored. They get off some boring ass theme park ride. Now, the 7.4 magnitude earthquake is the strongest that Colombia has recorded in a century, close to 100 buildings collapsed. Thousands more were damaged, including airports, hospitals, and schools and historic sites. As of recording, at least 132 people are being killed. Nearly 500 were injured. A state of emergency was declared by their new president just three days after he took

7:25office. It's not an easy one to get into. And this all comes less than two months after their neighbors, Venezuela was also hit within earthquakes. So I don't know what's going on in this region right now, but it's not good. Anyway, if any big developments come through for this, I'll keep you guys updated. Moving on. Okay, this next story is wild because a whole lot of people are about to get exposed. So Anthropic just announced that new Claude models will now embed an invisible watermark into every single piece of text it generates. And this is going to make it far easier for third parties to determine whether you're using AI or not. And I'm sure there's going to be little apps websites built for this. And they could just paste it in. Is this AI? This person used AI? Boom. Yes or no. In fact, they even say we're also working to enable users and other third parties to detect Claude's embedded watermark. So they're making it easy for people to know. And here's the thing, and we'll get to it, but it's not just Claude.

8:26We are entering the era of AI transparency. For too long, did we think your words were real when they were not? You think about it. It's kind of a game changer. Unfortunately, for all of those entering school and college and university because the last few years, they were just not only were the students just writing entire papers with AI, but the teachers were using AI to then mark the AI work. It was an AI cesspool. So you'd think that this is kind of a simple solution to such a big problem and why is it only come now? Well, glad you asked that. It's the EU. Actually, it's always the EU. We'll get to that. Now, if you're thinking, all we can get around this, not so fast there, buddy. Claude's own website says, because the watermark is part of the text, it will travel with the text when it's copied and pasted elsewhere. And if you think, oh, well, I'll just adjust a few words then. How about that? Well, even that might not work because Claude says that the metadata label may persist

9:27even through some editing. So we might actually get a good picture over the next year or so of where and when AI is being used. And to what extent? Like, for this one, we didn't know. Alex, you know that clip that made us laugh? Play that one. That exceed the powers actually granted to those offices. Here's a more natural flowing version of that section that reads like legislative speech rather than a series of short points. That is a question worthy of serious consideration by every member of this house. This version should... Here's a more developed and flowing version of the section. Those questions matter because resources are finite. This section is roughly... Excuse me. Now, as I said, big question, why now? Well, anthropics say that this decision was to support transparency and comply with legal

10:28obligations. It seems that they are referring to the EU's new AI transparency law, which requires this kind of machine readable markings by December 2026. In fact, and you may not even know this, but some other AI models have already introduced watermarks, such as Google's Gemini. And that came into effect like 10 days ago on the 2nd of August. I mean, the EU is just constantly at war with big tech. They forced Apple into some pretty crazy things like we can thank the EU for USBC in all of Apple's products now. Thanks, EU. The watermark one, that's going to provide some transparency. I mean, I wouldn't like to be a tech founder in Europe because that would be rough. But for the people, pretty good. The big question is, does it stifle entrepreneurship in Europe? Don't know. We'll have to wait and see. But the big question is, when will Chatchy P.T. be forced? Because they can't lose all of Europe. There's like a billion people there. Anyway, let me know your thoughts, but for now... Mew-naught! Okay, speaking about tech, guess which country is working on some wild new products?

11:32Again, you guessed right, China. What you are looking at is the prototype for the first ever mosquito air defense system, capable of identifying and neutralizing mosquitoes with lasers. Now, uh-oh, despite this being a massacre of mosquitoes, does that not look like an absolute rave? I'm sorry. I would be flocking like a mosquito to light to that party because it looks like a good time. Now, the company behind it called Photon Matrix Lab claims that it can kill up to 30 mosquitoes per second. I mean, unless you're by a literal swamp, I don't think you need that kind of power. You know, if it's just in your house, you'd be done. You know, you need it on for one second and they're all gone. And they say it works in darkness and is safe for humans and pets. I mean, you could use that or, in Alex's case, you could use a literal rocket launcher.

12:38I don't know if you guys have seen this. I cannot express to you how I am boggled by my editor every single day. We have someone by day editing videos for a news channel and by night creating rocket launchers. Alex, you are a mystery. I do not want to solve. Ah, moving on. Also, quick news segment, actually. This is going to be messages from the capital, the news daddy empire capital. You know, to get us through the rest of this week, I asked our Patreon community, give

13:39us some inspirational words for all of our other peasants to get them through the week. And so we have chosen Duncan Bruce and he will forever be placed in glory. Your dreams deserve better than someday. Listen to it, peasant Duncan. Go and chase your dreams. You know, actually we're renaming this to peasant whispers. And if you're a peasant with a message for the rest of the empire, go join Patreon and let's get them on the wall. Back to the news. Okay, let's talk about probably the strangest lawsuit ever. A man from Argentina is now suing local police for $42 million and it's got to do with Hitler. He says that they stole what is believed to be the most valuable pistol in the entire world at $42 million. Could you guess it belongs to Hitler or at least allegedly.

14:42This is Juan and his great uncle was apparently a Huns Ruple which is Hitler's former bodyguard. And interesting that it's Argentina, huh? Now Juan claims that his great uncle gave him Hitler's Luger handgun as a birthday present. But in 2016, he alleges that the gun was stolen during a swat style raid which was due to unrelated things. And that was when he accuses them of stealing a bunch of his household items. Because they never gave this pistol back, he is now suing them for compensation. And he's already got his first little small win because the civil court has already held police liable for an initial $15,000 payout for taking these items. But Juan is saying no, no, no, no, I want about $42 million more. In fact, the two officers who led the raid face criminal trial next month on charges of aggravated theft and breach of official duty. So the big question is, will this be independently verified as Hitler's pistol? And if so, is it actually worth $42 million?

15:43Let me know your thoughts, but for now, moving on. OK, I think it is time for some. Bummy for news. All right, you might have already heard that YouTube made a major announcement this week where they have now doubled the entry requirements to make money on YouTube, 8,000 hours of watch time, or 20 million short views in the last 90 days. That's double on both. And I've seen a lot of discussion as to why YouTube is doing this, is it because they're running out of money? Well, it's quite the opposite. I mean, YouTube is continuing to scale at a massive rate. I mean, just on TV's alone, they get 1 billion hours of watch time daily. And about 5 billion YouTube videos are watched every single day. That's staggering. So the numbers have completely changed. So the numbers to get into the program should probably change as well. And that's what they've done. So it kind of does suck. But as social media becomes more and more competitive, it's going to get harder and harder to earn money as a creator. Next. Also, imagine if Jeff Bezos owned a percentage of Liverpool, the football club.

16:44Well, guess what? That's a reality. Because a consortium, including Jeff Bezos and the co-founder of Facebook, Edwardo, no, not Mark, is reportedly nearing a deal to buy around 30% of Liverpool in a deal that would value the club at roughly $6 billion. Next. Also, this is probably the most infuriating story I've read in a while. But a porter airlines flight from Victoria to Toronto had to turn back to the gate after a young child stood up in their seat and refused to put their seat belt on despite the parents and the crew apparently trying everything. The whole flight had to be cancelled because of this. He's a child. Remember, he's a child. The passengers were stuck overnight. Bro, how hard is it to put a child in a strap of menaceep? Is this the strongest child in the world? Like, how pissed would you be as a passenger, huh? You would lose faith in all of parenting if that happened to you. Next. And finally, families are sounding the alarm after multiple sailors aboard the USS Abraham

17:44Lincoln. Allegedly, have attempted to go overboard, jump overboard because of their record-breaking extended deployment, which is now stretched past eight months with barely any port visits. They're just saying they are burnt out. And that is a wrap for today's video. Alex, stop the rumbling and I will see you on Saturday. Have a great week. Woo! Peasants whispered round the fire light. Soft as a prayer and stubborn as stone. Peasants whispered round the fire light.

18:50Soft as a prayer and stubborn as stone. We bend to the night, but we hold the light. Amen on our lips when the one in charge is gone. Amen on our lips when the one in charge is gone.