THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 09/04/26

0:00The rise guys suck it. Tickle it guys. Hello, my God. Yes, sir. Rise guys, morning, sugar, morning to you. I must told you what time it was. I was going old school on your ass. A hot time and weather. Haven't done that since, uh, well, since today's a podcast because, uh, you know, we started saying the time on those and then people would be like, man, you about freak me out. I was podcasting you this afternoon. You said with 7 a.m. I said, what the hell? Yeah, I'm gonna see you go back and cut that out, fatty. But it is Friday September 4, 20, 26. September the fall. I'll be with you. They go weekend. Yeah, yeah. You know, it gets back to, uh, to that thing where I, I want to go into, you know what? So if anybody else feels this same thing that I, I feel as being an adult person, human being, I'm human,

1:01but aliens walk among us guys. If you see somebody that, uh, still has an item, apple, that's a clue. Us human beings don't have them no more. I don't think I have. Oh, look around. The girl in the one. You go sit down somewhere. I was, I was noticing this. Somebody had, they had mentioned it, what an original, uh, thing. When I was talking about how dog dude, dude, doesn't turn white anymore. You, you, you say that to a child or not to a child, but like, you know, I'd be weird. Hey, kid, did you know this? But, you know, as I said to my daughter before, I said, you know, dog crap used to turn white and she, she let me like, I was crazy. Like, I didn't need it a lot. Me up like, why did it turn white, dad? I looked at it. It was because of what they were putting in it in oxygen or whatever. Um, why did do do why? Why, why did they do do what? Um, does it do it with, uh, donkeys and horses? Cause horses were real green, right? No. Uh, once I've seen a parade, like green hay, right? I mean, yes, you asked me to explain it.

2:03It kind of looks like hours. I mean, it depends on what you ate. Can you go as much as the horse I have before? Of course, of course, of course, of course. I can go as much as a horse. Like a race horse you do. I go as much a horse, of course. I go as a horse. A horse. Oh, doctor. Should wrote a book on horse. Really? It really could have. It would have been a, you know, like he, he could have written a great book about sex. Yeah. Like the birds and the bees. Everything poos. He was from California. Yeah. I still don't know what the birds and the bees. What that comes from. Yeah, cause they can't hook up with each other. No, you're right. That'd be weird. I think it's the thing like women are from Venus, men are from Mars. Oh, okay. Where it's like, uh, that's stupid to the, yeah, it's like apples and oranges. What? What do you think I always say? It's like comparing apples and oranges. What dumb ass? That's the baddest dumb is when women say, well, I can't, uh, I can't date an ear. He's because I'm those agitarious or stupid crap like that.

3:06Those people come from their mothers for witches. More on that one. Horsecoops. If, if, if girls are really, really into that battered numerology, Wigging their mom or their grandma was a witch, ish, a witchy. Something. You know, something. Yeah, something, something the occult. Pagan. Beware. Ask them if they got a basement and then ask to see it. Hey, yes. Oh my god. He's got an anagram on the floor for whatever. I like the house with a really nice, a really nice basement. Manroll. That is a cat. All right. I know. Yeah. Imagine you like, you're, you're a member of like, you know, one of them awful groups of people that we talk about sometimes. The occult. The occult, the, the couple, you know, and it's like, you go, you find your dream house, but it's built like on sandstone. So you can't have a bunker or a tunnel or, you know, any kind of hidden rooms underneath the ground. I know.

4:06How sad? Can't do my practice. It's our forever home. But damn, we wanted to put some chains and some, we wanted to fix room. Yeah, we wanted to have a hospital room for childbirth appropriately. It's on a slab and cypals. Yeah. Godly bone man. If you're in a cult, do you have to hook up with everybody like is that assumed that? Robert Smith did. Now he was a member of V cult. So I think you were more so. Join our cult. Do the old cults come from Ireland? Do we know? There's no cults anymore. Roger Nietzsche's I guess we're the last ones. Well, brings to millions. I mean, you know, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, that's a, that's a very interesting question. Yeah, but they'll likely head of people will be an active together as rare, you know, because I used to, I used to rag on people for getting brainwashed, but I get it now. You just wanted to stop. That's what it is. What you want, what to stop? I just wanted to keep still need the same thing constantly over and over.

5:08You're like, okay, just stop. Now, it may appear like you're getting brainwashed, but you just gave up. That's all it is. Yeah, you just gave in like you wanted to stop. That's sad. It is. That's, that's the limbing or the sheep kind of. That's why people give up all their property, the cults when they join. Oh, yeah, the money and all that stuff. I mean, you know, like they got to do each other. I have to. Yeah. They could come with any kind of, well, that would be bad to say. It's a stereotype. But like, I don't know. I'm a little, she's, but you know, like when you hear, like certain, like, when I, I don't know. Is the word is the name Maharaja? Does that like, does that give you pleasant feelings? Or does it? It's like, woo, just like a yoga cult or something. Soft. Yeah. Isn't it? And you know what? Blame for that. The, the people named Maharishi that were bad people. You know, they ruined it for the nice Maharishi. It just seems like you're going to be driving a fleet of roles, voices and being a cult, you know?

6:09And wealthy. So that's not a knock, folks named Maharishi. I just said you're going to have a nice car and rich. Like, you know, Keith Reneeri, the guy that ran the sex cult that went to prison for it. Yeah. Like he's not some kind of like, you know, vision area or, you know, like, luminary. Even that is like, you know, you just surrounded by a bunch of dummies who don't know. And it's like the branched avidians were so strange. And how could you be so? But oddly, they all kind of go back to sex. I mean, they even like Satan, you know, it's a satanic panic and all that stuff. Cool. Caros matter people. Like if you ramble a lot, you sound smart and people buy into it. Yeah, I appreciate that. I said these cult leaders are Anton Leve. God, it was one of the. His face sataness. Anton Leve was like an NBA player. He was basically like the guy that brought Satan, satanic. I don't even want to say satanic, just like the occult to Hollywood, really. Yeah. I remember driving past that house going.

7:11It's ugly. He was best friends with like one of the higher ups in NASA. What was his name? I can't remember. They all these weird like big, big name people that were all like in this sex cult with. Oh, he was a white guy. Oh, yeah. He looks like the sinister minister. He does. That's like you'll Brenner with like a little Salvador Dali Iberal on him or something. There's a wild looking character. Melting. Yeah. They're my brothers. The satanist. Yeah. And so you know, like who joined, I don't know if it was in a Matt man conspiracy mystery or not, but who joined the church of Satan under Anton Leve was Sammy Davis, Jr. What? Yeah. Weird man. Like they promised him to get this out of there. Candy man. The candy man can. Yeah. Like what did they Anton said? Look, if you give your heart to the devil. Yeah. You're going to burn in hell. Okay. We'll let you hang out with these cool white guys that run Vegas and we'll fix your

8:15eye. We'll put you on Charlie Angels for a couple episodes. And be a millionaire. And you're going to be on Charlie Angels. The candy man can Satan. God, stuff may come out about all those guys. Alan. It was Alan Parsons. Is that who it was that was in. He was in that church with Anton Leve and he was also. Do the old theme song. No, the engineer or whatever I'm thinking. What's his name? No, that's not it. He appears to be like early in California. We had the Manson family and you know, the church of Satan. Like you don't want to wander down the street. You'll disappear because you got the zodiac killer. You got all this. Go on. Flower children, which you know, it was Coltie Golden Gate killer. Was that it? Were you there for that? Was that what it was? Um, I don't know. A gate. I remember the zodiac. It was like an old. Definitely old. Old, uh, old lesbian. We're not killing people.

9:15And then I watched the documentary on it. My mom always wore that my stepfather was the zodiac killer. And I was like, well, why do you think that? Because y'all are into weirdos. Well, I'm here right here. I'm here for. I'm here for it. Let's see. Yeah, the golden gate killer. Golden state killer. I got it wrong. Oh, wow. The Coltie guy. He's 80. He did murders at 13 murders and numerous rapes. Were they hookers? Between 74 and 86 in California. I think it was the combination of the two. Sirius question. If I mean this kind of sarcastically, but also like serious, if you hired a hooker, yeah, you got to do what you want. Did the deed and then you robbed her? Are you convicted of rape? That's a great question, honestly. Thank you. It's like a good legal, legal rob. I know. Rob you up. What up?

10:17I'll take you up. You up. You up. You are. She was willing. I mean, you may be, but you didn't pay her. So maybe they would just get you for if it was legal, like you're in Vegas or wherever. They would just be robbery up. They're going to get you for prostitution either way. Yeah, what if it's legal there though? Do you think Rob gets that does he get random questions throughout the day? Does people calling him? Because that's a tough one. I mean, like I'm that way. If I'm going to like, if I know I'm going to be around so and so in a few days for I'm going to have like a couple questions make then like with my doctor, you know, things. I'll say, hey, say what do you think another round of the COVID? No, what are you? Now, I've only played a hooker and movie. So I've never been arrested for hookin. I was just murdered. It's not easy. You're a dominant answer to. But I never was arrested. Unless you're training that you have those questions for whoever Paged, did you ever drive by the black house in San Francisco? Yeah. Yeah, they ever like go up and like knock on the door.

11:17No, I was afraid of it. You didn't go like trick or treat there. I've had trick or treat in this black house. I would have been crazy. No, because that was that was like where he liked where he liked held his meetings. Cause it was at night. So you don't want to go walk around that. That has it. I just drove past it with some friends. Yeah. Jane Mansfield, a close associate of Anton Lave. What? Yeah. She died tragically too. Yeah. And in car accident. Yeah. Yeah. Bunker took her head off. And Rysk is in the car when it happened. Hargote. Also before he died, who was his youngest? According to him, his youngest best friend. They're beautiful people. They're beautiful people. What? Brian Warner. Brian Warner himself. Marilyn Manson. So you must have died later in. I didn't look at when he died. Oh, let's see. Anton Lave. They had to have met in the 90s.

12:17I loved that we're spending today's on the biography channel. Anton Lave. He died in 97. So a year later, we got local preachers saying, you talk about Satan's church. I wish he'd talk about ours a little less scary. Yeah. Although, though, when he was like a younger dude, he'd look like he could probably pull it, you know what I mean? Then he went all your brinner. It's freaking bald doesn't work for him. James Mitchell looking character. I wonder if James Mitchell died. That's absolutely James Mitchell. Father James Mitchell took that look from Anton Lave. I had to have. That's funny. We're not funny. We got a tiger rug. And he's Tiger rug. This is where the rabbit hole started to go down it. You don't know what you're going to find out about all Satanist. Jack Parsons, not Alan Parsons. Jack Parsons, the rocket guy who was wanting to prove that, uh, was he really Jack Parr? And then changed his name. Parsons. No, you're saying maybe it was Jack Parson.

13:20And they just like, you know, the way they would always mix up people's name. Jack Parsons, the guy who was associated with at least NASA and, uh, was a big astronomer and stuff, but they were all into that like having sex under the moon and all that wild. You know, at least though, like, I mean, the, I mean, least they're having, you know, they're having fun. I mean, okay, granted they're like, they're, but like the events, you know, like we would have pizza parties at church. Oh, yeah. We'd have lock-ins, you know, lock-ins. I can't believe, uh, you know, all kind of fun car wash fundraiser stuff. They have orgies. So Alice or Crawley died in 1947. So they never knew each other. No, he was the guy that, uh, said that demons were aliens or aliens were demons. I need to draw a picture of the one he saw and by God, it looked just like a demon, or like an alien, you know, with the usual configuration of it. Uh, big head. Did they have orgies all the time?

14:20There was that, uh, like a daily thing. Yeah. Or is it like what's a quarter? Yeah. Like a, all right. Coming up two ways. Don't forget the big oldies. Yes. If it's all the time, right? God is a covered dish. I can see Darryl's ass again. And we're doing a car dirty uping for a fundraiser. You know, he's going to click on it. Watch him. Make a filthy. Yeah. We're going to filter you up your car. We're going to the car. The cultures. The culture. The culture is filthy Friday. The culture person now, the guys, the orgies click up. So you're like, I got a pork old. What do you bring to share it again? Yeah. appropriately. If you're in that, I mean, or we're going to bring condoms. Some wine colders. Hey, I'm going to put you with somebody similar to your side. Yeah, I got to bring a couple of eyes of newt, son of a. Watch out, Ganger. How to bring toys right? You got to bring. Yeah. We got to bring a couple eyeballs teeth. I think random teeth.

15:21As a conductor of the power of random. That's the firewood for the fire pit tonight, where we dance around that. Rotterraiser. So we don't start a fire. One of our various. Markins. Yes. The text is Mr. Crowley about Aleister. Yup. You. Is weird. I thought they like Sabbath. Yeah. Well, that's another cover band and black guys called black Sabbath. How is that never happened? I don't know. Like in England. Moms, I'm coming home. I love you. See them. I can't. Sabs change. I'm sorry. They need to sing. Shot and dark. Oh, mama. Mom. I can't. Come home. Mama, he's coming home. Yeah. Mama, I'm coming home. Yes. I'm coming home.

16:21Mama. God, man. That'd be perfect. And they look like I think like Blondosy too from that little era. The Blondosy God. It was weird. Once the album cover where he's sitting like on a king's throne and he's got on. He's got to blonde hair. It is. There's these. I think it's one of that. Two hot girls dressed as like satanic looking types. Hey, I don't know. They made Satanism very sexy. He did. That means. Yeah. How am I going to win in this situation? No, it's like it's going to be a short lift. You might sacrifice me to the devil. I don't know. Right. Is it why? But that's how it goes. Means of people living as follows. Trying to think of the words and maybe it's not too late. Why? Times change. Mom's up. Mom's up. Mom's up. Oh, man. God, it'd be fun. We have some, we have some ideas sometimes.

17:23They don't, they don't eat the room, but that's good. Feel free to take a step home. Black Sabbath. We're in a past. You make a lot of money. How like the moon? How like the moon? What? God. Warp Hitch was about the Gestapo. Really? Like I really know some of these men. Oh, the man with the sirens on that one. That was always dead. Well, yeah, the Crowley. I figured that was that was a pretty easy one, right? Yeah. Yeah. I was I've never known another Crowley. And that's been you know, would be senior Crowley. Senior Crowley. I said man. Look all. That's how it goes, model. Millions of hombres living as folks. Evil mains that plot destruction. Sassy Red,

18:23dead comes trod chown. I'm saying I'm not doing any particular. Yeah, that's that. So no one can get mad about that. It could be either one of your best ones that you do. I'll talk just like which he said back misses. You get a high. You know, I have the heart. The auto tune on there. That's how without the auto tune. They will never get it in here. We won't get the tech. No, no, we need to get a harmonizer. Yeah, whatever happened to that. We wanted to give people protection when they called in. Yeah. But so ancient. I don't know. Plus if I ask a question, I'm going to get met with. Oh, yeah. Let me think about that. I thought about that before. Like the harmonizer, whatever meaning like, you know, we used to make our voices real high pitched or whatever. Or like that boy was saying to somebody when it'd call him be anonymous. It would like cloud out their voice, which something Bubba did for years as well. Yeah.

19:24And yeah, but I think if we looked into it, down deep, Mark and probably others got really annoyed at us using it so much when we did. I don't like it. Give it a protection, Ken. Yeah. That he may have said, Hey, engineers. We don't have it. If you're going to unplug a wire or whatever, make sure that spit don't work. It's like, you know, before like last five years, there were astronauts that were like, what the hell, guys? We never going to back the moon. No, they said after the first three times, they're like, yeah, we lost technology. You don't have to do it no more. How that happened? I just forget. I saw him yesterday. The boss. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I got a text from what's your Peter North documentary? I heard. I didn't wait. I didn't see how many times have you watched that documentary? I don't know. I got a text from is like, hey, we have a great holiday weekend and be safe and all this stuff.

20:25Now it was PLS. That's amazing. Please PLS check email. Check email. PLS check email. Yeah, sent you a link to a documentary. Yeah, I thought you might like those Peter South. I mean, his name comes off a lot lately. So because the boy over there watching the documentary Peter North versus George South. Yeah, different industries all together. Yeah. So if you run in the fat boy and he says he's Peter and round, it's not what you think. Peter North is the only other than the ugly guy that I can't remember his name. Jeff Lewis Neil. He's cute because they swab jobs. George South and Peter North. This Peter North have cut all his shirts out the silence and way to them like their dickies. We'll call it opposite directions. Dickie. What do you remember the I added dickie when I was I was like, okay, listen, let's explain this for that.

21:25It was half of a turtle neck of fake turtle neck. I remember like a cousin Eddie had one of them. You see through the purpose of that. So because it's too to have him hot to wear a turtle neck that maybe you had a hickie or like a clip on time. Like a clip on top. Yeah. Like men who used to have to wear suspenders for they socks. Like what was that about? Because I need a full shirt. I can't. I've seen my part take is you know, instead they're taking a shoes off and they use wearing suspenders on his socks. Yeah. What what are you doing? Wait. I never understood and then you'd see it like old men wearing suspenders on they saw. Did you have one dickie for each hand like the song? No. No. Those are kind of like boy garter about. Really worth song. I never knew what. Yeah. I never are we supposed to take this off and throw them to all the members of the the grooms those groomsmen to catch the grooms dudes or the bride to try to catch my soft suspenders. I think with.

22:27Make sure that you get the right dude. Socks of suspenders. Otherwise going home with the wrong man. Like did did man have two thin of legs to hold the socks off that part. That's weird. So I've never had that issue. When you when you go when you when you're the groom and you get the garter. Like his eye to like stare at your wife's gimmick like when you know everybody else is around like watching you look at it. You know what what in history what did that mean? Like you're staring at the mouth of the dragon. Everybody else is in the reception. Like when we understood that a keen senior era was the announcement that someone please marry my daughter. She's available. You know that kind of thing. The photo photo like what does it mean traditionally to throw the garter belt out? Is it like a whole pass? It's kind of horse to wear one right? I feel like he had to wear one like if you weren't in a saloon or something. Like if you were to ghost town. Now you wear your garter and then you have DC stand.

23:29Oops. Something blue. Why is Grammy dressed like a whore because she works at ghost. She works at ghost town. Grandpa is the guy used to get the shot by the engines and fell off the back of the building. There were molecules. The guy in ghost town who got to the H.J. in the tub. Remember that part? Yeah. I got to see the ghost. I mean, I went to ghost town so many times as a kid up there in Maggie Valley. It's still there. I stopped to go picture beside the sign last time I drove through there. Still there. And they have these gun fights. You know, they're all fake old cowboys and Indians or Native Americans and cow people, whatever you want to call it. And you know, Clamody James, you went to cowboy. No, you know, call our cowgirls kind of insulting. Any other quick issues? Good shot. She's damn good. Any of them. I can't. I can't fault. But I got to see the guy get shot on the roof of the saloon. Fade shot and fall off the back of the building. But he fell onto a big, you know, those things that people would stunt guys would fall on to big cushions.

24:29How many times is Daisy doing that? I'll buy you three or four problems. Why can't you turn it into a brothel? God, you know, me people go up there, dress all around eyes and go to take a chair lift to a whorehouse. God bless God. Can you fall into the whorehouse in the sky? Hotel. Hotel sign fell off. Taking the chair lift to get laid. Did you imagine just that thought process? Is that where they had the train ride backwards? Stink with the cowboys on the train. Is that the same place? Yeah. Yeah, you could ride the train or if you were a complete pussy or an imbecile, you could ride the van. They had a van and a driver or they had a train. Do you remember that? That's what. Oh, no, no, no, God, I'm so sorry. You did say that with the train. They had the train that, but it wasn't like Polar Express train. It just went straight up the mountain, like on a pulley. And then we had the gunfight on the train or something like that.

25:31Was that what I think? Was that Tweety? That might be Tweety Railroad. That might have been Twitter City. It might have been LA. I don't remember. Roberts tried to kidnap a woman on the Tweety, right? They threatened to assault her or whatever or like, you know, fake order. In the front of everybody. You're good at Sanisland. Yes. Failure. Yeah. Yeah. My mom was cousin. This is a funny story. Has a lot of true is Hill too. He worked there. He was like a, not a hire up, but like he was, you know, not just taking tickets. He was, you know, some kind of good. And his initials were H.O. And everybody for years called him Hoho. And then he wrote his Sanisland. That's cute. That's incredible. Hey Ho. Hoho. Since I just lines up. It just lines up that way. But oddly enough, the kid from the man from Anderson named Radio never even worked in it. How crazy is that? That's correct. Good. I have. Crazy. You got it. You got it. Good. Good. They offered nights to him, but he didn't take it.

26:34So they gave him a diesel. I understand how they're funny at the crack of stupid. I need like five cups of coffee. The rise guys. Morning, chef. You had to play the music I love and get me ready to tackle the day. The rise guys. Whoa. Oh, there's no fun music here. I kind of up against it. Oh, you're up against it. Someone save it. Okay. We should Orton be talking to you right now. To be honest with you. Oh, call me Randy. If you're not to. Or not. Let me move this down here. Do you want to play that? That four hour. Experiment. Not experiment. What's to it? So, you know, the thing that. Big brown called said the other day. What was that day before yesterday? Yes. Yeah, it was. Whatever day that was. Do you have that handy? The original clip. It's just it's made so many people. People laughed as we didn't. I got that spit.

27:36You're right. Okay. What works then? Two girls. Sizzling. Okay. It's, you know, big. It's the worst attempt at a joke ever. Really. Watch us set up. It's the. He tries. Joko Mania. That's him. That's big brown. So, within four hours of the end of yesterday's show. I mean quick. Dan and Columbia has already made a song. And the song is being nice. I kind of hear this. I don't know what you call this. It's I. It's a dance. This would be played at like an EDM show. Or going to trip acid with a bunch of people with black lights. Which I don't know if you can still get it or not. Can you still get acid? You might be able to still get it. I'm sure you can. Anyway, for a big brown. You've made a, you've now even inspired a song.

28:37Okay. What works then? Two girls. Sizzling. Okay. What works then? Two girls. Sizzling. Two girls. Two girls. Sizzling. Two girls. Two girls. Two girls. Sizzling. Two girls. Two girls. Okay. What works then. Two girls. Sizzling. Two girls. Okay. What works then? Two girls. Work man, two girl. Three girls. Three girls. Three girls. Two girls. Two girls. Gotcha. Two girls. Two girls. Two girls. One thing? Two girls. Two girls. Two girls. One thing. Two girls. Two girls. Two girls. Three girls. Okay, what's work there? He didn't turn it into hamster dance God He's just playing with his effects at that point. I do I felt like I was on something listening to that

29:40I know man like that was like I don't even do anything Maybe people they go to the trance shows and all that stuff Maybe they're just out there with the natural kind of bus. Yeah, like a fun high. Yeah, I've never listened to music and got high from it I can think of no no the adrenaline was flowing and you went out to the dance floor. That's what happens and you just Yeah, I feel that feel to be I tried to go to the dance floor the other night That's a party That's what it is this original hamster dance God Dan do that too What the fact he could do that that fast That's a lot of reminiscence literally like I think it was by like one eight one a.m. 1 p.m. Yesterday he had sent that It's like guys as a request Damn you got on a quick he's so creative. I'm impressed. Yeah, Dan is too. Oh, you tell him by I do you tell my big brown

30:42Well, big was too His timing was just a little off What's worse than two girls with the runs? The man sound like me for some reason song Well, it also like you know when I was thinking about that sounded like the devil from South Park, you know When they do a great voice, so that was a little waste light dark, you know the inversion So does that mean like angels will talk with a high pitch voice? Hey, welcome to heaven God probably I thought they were like big You know creatures like covered in eyeballs Yes, they're like eyeballs and wings are they all dudes. I thought they were all dudes angels. Yeah There's girl angels are they hot like you know like Like Jesus keep you know what's very very interesting. I don't you know The angels in the Bible did have names. I don't remember a girl angel I didn't think they were I they you know touched by an angel that was like it's good, but I don't know if it's accurate

31:43You know not you say I think they're just like I Don't know that they I think angels are genderless, but they have male names like unix Like what are the unix? Then I have balls and Like literally I don't think they foreign a Kate heaven Oh Can't take your dogs to hunt and you can't fornicate Sorry, what are we going for News matters it matters where you get your news. It's rise guys headlines good morning everyone And Here here's something for all right when I saw this I thought I thought of fat boy automatically Mm-hmm. Oh, man. That's be something erotic. It is. Was it a cutie hot dog? Close Cutie bathroom

32:45Not the not the gas station. I was saying that's cutie cutie Like a more a rangelose Yeah, little cuties they used to bring us those and don't bring us to it anymore. Yeah, I miss having cuties Okay, so what are the odds that your drive-through order is correct? Now if you got a weight on it's usually correct, but you know If they just throw it in the bag then I don't check it though. I'm not a checker. Wow I used to be a checker, but not not anymore Because they got to make it you can't give it back to them because that's a health code violation They got to remake it for you. So you got to pull back around Which is interesting because they would rather Take it back from you and throw it away than let you have yeah the second one That's what the chicken little season is trying to tell me she's like well. I need to ride it off on my you don't need this back I can't give it back to you dumb ass. You can't take it. No, that's gross

33:47Can't reuse the box either bitch person Well, I just want to let you know that a new study and analysis looked into more than 1,600 drive-through visits across 10 major fast food chains And they crushed all these numbers with the best and the worst odds of getting it right so overall 11% of drive-through orders To though real quick some of these aren't getting the same foot traffic that a lot of them are getting Yep, like some of these and I'm talking about major franchises and I will not say them But there's some of them. I don't know how they're still in business major franchises. Why drive by them all of them never anyone there I'm starting Really yeah I never see people with the one near my house now. There's one that's each town And they're all like dead So I think a whole chain's about to fold up. That's just me guessing. Yeah, I just think that it's timing because

34:53I went to a fast food place last night. I didn't order myself anything. I just got other people food And I waited and I don't think it was right because they weren't happy. Yeah Who are the other people I have to ask? A friend of mine didn't have any food and they didn't have a car so he wanted a cheeseburger And beg me to go. I want to ask for a car No, Ken, I'd say over me to cheesecake factory a double cheeseburger So I didn't really get like a coffee and something for me and and cheeseburger for my animals So I said okay very interesting that your anti-meat for yourself that you feed other animals mate to your dogs Yes, not weird. It is kind of fun. You're gonna therapy for that. No, it's just and it's not healthy There but it just she loves it. There's there pooped still turn white No, but that's fun. Bo Maros so anyways I went there and it was wrong

35:56All the orders were happy. Yeah, instead of three two double cheeseburgers He had three regular cheeseburgers and one of the other ones You get taken advantage of by remember the one friend that she not went to the liquor store in bottom vodka I brought him dinner and then she took it to him and he ended up leaving with other people Say person Dude if you if you google reviews something Donald's like some guy was supposed to get a six piece nugget and he got a box full of pickles Oh, it's all he got Let's suck old Ken Golden at time busted that box of Pokemon enough for nothing. There's desert storm packs inside and it went Pokemon What is it buddy? It really happened. I mean his shirt was already tied everybody got so mad Got tired my first question was why are you only getting six nuggets you push You deserve the pickles. Yeah, what if they accidentally give you a child's meal and you get two nuggets or some like two strips and A little bit of french fries. How about 20 or go home? I'm collecting the hello kitty ones for my granddaughter

36:58So if anybody's got any excursion Oh, that's gonna be the new California raisins. Yeah, she can't play with them though. Only collect them. I man You know what's crazy? I They're putting out these limited hot wheels bat mobiles It's like different versions of the bat mobil and I keep buying two of each one when I see him and Grace is like when are you gonna give him to him? I was like I can't give it to him now. She's like why I said So take him out of the facts She's like what in play with them. I was like yeah And then I said don't give me that look she was looking at me like I was ironic. I said pop vinyls Okay, case closed. She had a wall of them damn things never open Boom goes in conclusion 11% of drive-through orders come back wrong Taco Bell is the worst in botching orders Wendy's Duncan donets are the runner up Messing out 13% of the time and Burger King and Raising canes are next at 12% incorrect raising canes. I don't know where that is

38:00Well, yeah, the Yankees love Duncan donuts Chick-fil-A and McDonald's are the best only messing up 7% of the orders It looks like so in chick-fil-A messes out. They'll give you like a little ice cream coupon or whatever Yeah, or if you got to wait too long the McDonald's ice cream she don't ever work Yeah, that's true. It's true. Try to get a milkshake there If they accidentally drop a gd and chick-fil-A gone for me. They'll still give you an ice cream coupon Just because they're mad at themselves Like sir, were you probably sorry? We're sorry to hear that. I'm sorry But sorry, but you should have been in that bathroom It'd make anybody say Pay thanks so much Wish that was one of the reasons you got a coupon from there a little ice cream Of they end up they yeah, like some places they say if we don't say if we don't give you receipt It's free remember that stuff Um certain thrift store to give you a free two-liter if uh you didn't get a receipt a two-liter. Yeah

39:04two-liter Now this one chick-fil-A says we drop a gd. It's on us I know but then if I end up giving you receipt you don't get to freak call call it then you say gd and end up being real I win something to say one number does it all eight hundred seven seven four double Responsibility Rob Let's

40:15That's pretty bad. I love it. I don't know how hard that is to do for somebody that's good like Dan Did do stuff like that like you just is that what a club DJ's doing when they're hitting the buttons and stuff? It's all they're doing. Wow, doesn't it make you want to get some cute outfits and go out dancing tonight? No None of those things actually. I don't want to everywhere an outfit that is described as cute No, I don't want to dance. I would dance, but not only on vacation. I said before I only dance and do karaoke on vacation in an island No, let's not say island. Island has bad terms now, you know bad Give me bad juju. I hope that's not offensive I was talking about the the great ball player Oh, USC Yeah, oh, you're juw walkings go ahead and invest Pretty sure you can go ahead and get her and Sarah strong boost and go ahead and just back it up get it back it up

41:20Yeah, get it. She's some hockey is talk to Right, well, that was fun. You're fun. How about that? Okay It's a little awkward. This is awkward Um awkward. I wanted to have fun with it too The awkwardness, you know sometimes like here's it. I'll be very very honest with everyone listening right now when it comes to our job our boss Mark Hendrix is never saying like hey I want you to talk about this tomorrow. I want you to uh now there was one time Where there was a major real life not real life, but like a major headlines kind of Controversy going on years ago politically stuff and he's like you guys need to talk about that on the show today I was like, I don't know what to say yet be honest with you like I'm and I need to I need to absorb what I saw he was listening and he was disappointed. Yeah, yeah

42:26So we we never get you know eat it like hey, I want you to To Talk about this tomorrow. All right. I need you to go in and do this uh, you gotta break it We don't get to break it anymore No, it's doesn't happen until now until now So Fat boy, let me ask you this page as well This is open to everyone who hears this it's just on them to come to Greenville. Yes I Assume but uh, I mean you kids, but they're not gonna ask you like hey, how'd you hear about this? Yeah, I don't know if anybody else It they should have asked. I don't know if they asked that question But it's a pertinent question. It's for last name. I would assume that Your last name is WTBT. Oh, that's true. I assume it's all good for everybody. I would think so. Okay

43:28But you know, you can't just go you want to do dramatic music? Yeah You know, I don't have it you know in the future I have I think you can get neurolink and then get Chris Evans to hook it up to the board and you could just think Thank you. Thanks for the songs. Yeah, thank you for what Stop what you're doing Because what we're about to tell you You're not going to believe Ladies and gentlemen Shine down not as shine down tribute man not some guy who looks like Brent Smith the actual shine down I'm talking about Brent Smith Zach Myers And they're coming to Greenville, but here's the thing Not for a concert It's for something you may not have seen before Thursday night

44:29October 8th The anniversary of my father's passing oh That's right. They wanted to do something special in honor of my father's So inside the foundry at Judson mill Brenton's act will take the stage for an exclusive private acoustic performance look at that Acoustic up close. I'm getting vibes of Nirvana unplugged I'm not comparing the two bands, but I'm saying like that kind of Unplugged kind of we're all just in a listening room kind of thing Not a genre rena No, and you got the guts is shining down too Right you've got the Is there well that's not really yeah, because we're not there too. I would say the Well, they didn't want to go so I'd say the heart and soul he's sitting there with it not the not the whole body But the heart and soul Brent and Zach said we'll go the other one said not staying home But here's the thing it's not going to be you and 20,000 other people

45:33It's just Brent. It's just Is it Zach or Zach? He does do it with the H and I always ask people to spend it with the H is it Zach? Zach. No, like thong with it with an H Just Brent just Zach and just you and a small number of people who also managed to get in Here's the crazy part. You know the crazy part. I know the crazy part. You can't buy a ticket Nope, cannot take it's not available for this one. I don't care how much money you have Jeremy Clements Don't just show up. I don't hear how much money you have Hey, Garner. I don't care how much money you have Your dollars your dollars no good Okay, or how much because there is no box office. There's no ticket master no stub hub. There's no I know a guy Also none of my family members reach out to me and ask because the Kate can't hook you up Only way in is to win you weigh in yeah, yeah, the only way yet. There's a head count to so it's limited

46:35Yeah, and we're gonna have a guy there named Marshall that was in a fire And you know, yeah, he's going to all know way he is a fire Marshall And he's gonna be counting heads. Yeah, and if we have too many It was a bad fire too. He looks like sloth a little bit. He does If he puts on a fedora people call him Freddie So watch out for now, but he is he's our friend and he's uh, he's fire Marshall But he'll be there too, but it's Brent Smith Zack Myers acoustic one night one room Very intimate crown Well over a month away. Yes, it is so there better be some winning going on pretty quick. You better be listening Because very soon we're gonna tell you how To get your way into the shine down throw down I'm excited. I can't even go if I wanted to that's how exclusive it is I didn't win. I can't win. They made us do a pre video welcoming everyone there that night But we're not even gonna be there. Yep

47:38There's there's too many people and I said you know what I'd rather listen to be able to Uh So room for us Well literally us. Yep. I made so we're giving up our spots for other people Which is very noble between very not my broad shoulders fat boys gut and pages boobs. We're like six people really are Yeah, we can't be taking up that much space. I we're like five and a half and pages like the half page She's gonna go, but she can't go either. I can't go one lot. There's limited you got a win You can't win you can FaceTime there you can FaceTime shine down That's a test where you guys gonna live streaming no, no can't do it nope. It's private it's It's exclusive just for you and I think I think you'll be able to that's a good question I'll have to find out can you bring in cell phones because a lot of times when they do those things They're afraid you're gonna record them and run them. I don't know. I'll find out text mark right now

48:41Would you remember four four? He's old. I don't know if I let him What take your phone in? Well, that's like a Dave ship hell thing to do You know put it in a bag. I don't know if uh What are you afraid of if that's one of their rule? I mean there there are a lot of times they don't want Dio they want to be able to monetize it themselves. I think is why they yeah Hey, do you know if people can take in their cell phones to the shine down throwdown? Don't want these streams getting out the illegal streams. Yeah. Yeah, so That is uh again. Let me tell you the date again October 8th. You know when I saw that I was so excited Plus what if Brent wants to a single the shirt off he might not want that broadcast That's how intimate it is. Yeah, he's in good shape. What if that shows out with wrap shows up without bridges You could yeah, I doubt it Chris really does it to play drums. So why can't does that from shine down to it? Boyle at least he wears a neck tie while he's doing it

49:43That's really He got to be formal somewhere business up top party downstairs. Wait it I told him make where does underwear so much. I'm gonna start doing it if he does Seven o'clock the doors will open the shoves starts at eight and There's and also God, I don't know the answer to that question We need Hendrix to be in here on these big press release days I don't know why he doesn't want to suck up the moment and just come here. This question says What if you win the tickets and can't go can you transfer them you can't do that on ticket master? I don't know So you know you can't go and you're gonna try to win the tickets anyway Well, that's a good question. I like I think maybe he's saying hey, I want to win these and resell them I don't know I think you can hear me winner Maybe it's a pdf and you can't trust You ever got it out? No, I don't think they're pedophiles page That's If you see pdf it likely doesn't mean a weird kind of Yeah, it might mean pedophile Chomo's not a

50:45Chewloat same with recipe. It's It's what they call child molesters Every morning My right now You remember this spit It's gonna be a remix No, it's not This was the first compilation see the what was it called very low I mean, I'm not complaining or saying it needs to be louder I don't dislike this song Nodts. It's a good little quirky band there Quirky quirky So I guess that's like a new way to song That was quirky sorry I think Chris Burke shout out who just had a birthday Diddy really he didn't do him in the birthdays. Yeah, oh we did it. We did happy birthday

51:49I don't think anybody got it right but That was the go-to you saw somebody with that you know condition you'd say quirky I don't know that I would do that not now because you know nobody knows the show now Right there was a time when life goes on was a massive show I never watched it well yeah back when there was only a handful of choices a lot of those shows were only popular for that very reason And people will get excited about TV like do that. Do you really think a show? I mean I could be wrong because I have this great Not hate this dane is the way I always say for the show mash Why I don't You don't like Hulk I or uh I don't know what that The song the song is is me like going into it. It's about war But it's the funny side of war. Ha ha hot lips. We got a trans vestite Or whatever you would say back then I think that's why they would

52:51What was his name that was a radar was No Jamie far was his real name. I don't know his character name. Anyway, Clinger. I see Who's that's a girl's Hulk I take a hint who was Hulk I's buddy who's also the dad from Providence If you get his name I don't know he was good Would that show if it were out now of amongst all the competition? Would it not be a Like a not a flop but not what it was To what history is now because there was only three choices sometimes if you lived in uh Was was it Ashville or Oh, it was the actual area where they they didn't get channel four they'd only get seven and thirteen Whereas the Grateful we were able to get all three and then hey, what's up? Air comes channel 21 Fox Carolina. Yeah, then the farther you went up 85 you got some Charlotte uh, stage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's too much now too many shows to watch so

53:59That's why I say that All the you know like nowadays. It's all man. This this album or this tour is made more money than any other tour That's because everything's so much more expensive until when I spent more own groceries Last year that I have in my whole life where you're fat as hell there probably no Stuff just more expensive. I'll try to survive if you eat quality real food. You're gonna spend more money That's fact. So that's why I pat us all out pat fat boy fat boy pat hair page pat me or vice versa whatever you want to do I'm all out touch right now This is a this is a compliment to you listening right now is that back in the day when we started out in 03 like we were 11th out of 14 Starting out and and that's when you that was the only real choice and then you had 0809 you had Stern leaving the terrestrial going serious and suddenly there's this like anti radio kind of movement or whatever and then the explosion

55:04Of podcasts So now like you are driving to work or you're at work You're sitting in the school line or whatever and got you have any Choice in the world to listen to whatever too many But but they choose us and that like so I think our ratings today compared to the ratings then Or even more substantially important. I mean like if we put it out there like that That's and the fact you listening right now choose that I I appreciate it very much and we don't take it for granted hell no no no no You got to have that local connection man. Yeah, and look you know Chattanooga Trying to make it somewhat you know for you to to connect shoot we do Is up in there, you know good bit I got friends including we have people from Chattanooga come coming up here. We love that. Yeah I think your your baseball cap is one of the coolest ones in a minor league baseball history. You know, God. Yes, who I balls

56:06I love fish so the aquarium And the mammoth cave I really do I just got to figure out like what else to do. I don't know if I've seen the cave You would always like this dude you've seen the mammoth cave. I've only seen videos. I've never been I had not is that worth for bedding cabbages Is that If I get to well if I get to laugh in too much I can't see and then if I try to talk I can't see Just doesn't work right Oh, man, that is funny like I mean not funny, but you know Uh, if you're a bigger person big Smiling makes you kind of go blind You you you can't like I don't want to make you laugh if you're a heavy person if you're driving Well, you want to close you I have for a brief second. We might hit some You want to you want to stop laughing when you get going, but you can't right It's like I just got to let it play itself out And then if somebody sees you doing that from behind they it looks like you're choking

57:09So someone comes up and gets three other people to give you the hind like Like like the weasers real son. I was laughing so hard yesterday at a meme. I saw it was a bunch of people Standing together and you can't see what it says It says squint your eyes and then when you squint your eyes it says Do you want to blink How about I couldn't stop laughing. I wanted to stop laughing, but I couldn't because see so there's something there's this uh This ink I'm sure young younger people will know this or if you're on take top, but there's this this specific ink like a sharpie that they're they're they're making that only people were in medical Astas can see And I gotta think they're going hand in hand with like it's probably metas like You know side project or whatever, but I think that's cool as hell. I only know one person that has him now I'm not gonna get him and he already like he already wears glasses If you wear them like in like I feel like everybody around. He's gonna be paranoid all the time You know, the little lights not on because I I know somebody who's

58:10Child got a not child. They're a vage, you know, they're they're they're they're old enough to have but I was like They don't know how to disable the light on it. Oh That's the thing you put put tape over there's some kind of thing to do but anyway So people would be able to communicate wearing those with this invisible ink. I think that's kind of cool They're there also kind of like uh, they live kind of where there are already videos of people who wear those, you know Looking at cheeks cleavage looking at the rest. Oh, yeah, uh, you know guys the rifle them off just stand at themselves That's like it's that like the biggest gay narcissist that ain't ever where they were in these though. I don't ever see them On their face. I mean, but What do you mean? Where you're saying that people are out there. They wear they're they're they're They're metaglasses and they're but they look like regular glasses. Yeah, so you would know Well, there's like a lot of right? There's just a little lot on the side, but you can there's ways to disable or like fat boys

59:16They probably just put a little piece of tape because who's gonna be getting all of me face? I'm gonna go by followers on the way home See if they got a pair I can just look at yeah, it's kind of inspect them Yeah, just to see if you know, I could point them out And if you're staring weirdly at someone then you assume that you're taking pictures of their crop Cuz it work. I don't know what the recording life is of the stuff But I guess you can go back and watch it. That's what they got asked me that why are you looking at me that way? I was wearing Ray bands today Maybe they thought I was like showing you're fucking you're not in my balls. You're pocket you're conducting a meeting sir Am I not supposed to stare a hole through you Why are you looking at me that way if I well? I'm you're commanding a room your honor Like command you to stop looking at me that way Right here in this court and his eyes up here get them follow there did this guy point to somebody else So you know that move like what's this guy doing? What's he going over here? Ask him why he's looking at me there For years this guy here, you know this guy looking at me that way he keeps staring straight ahead

1:00:17But no for real Uh October the That was different Wow, man, so you didn't sleep last night. I was on the last night. It's okay. Yeah, did you not I slept crack this this but yet you want it? I Cracked the bud you want oh no, no, I can't I don't like those dude shotgun it Shotgun this red book I don't want to be jittery all day like the guys that drink most you to pull a farly either so I'd rather you know Crack the butch if you're not using that Joe crack the butch ride the dintesia's good one Crack the butch. Yeah, I'm just I'm just kind of running down. Sorry. Okay. I just like I feel like I need a big break Not gonna get one but I feel like anyone at least to happy. I think he's trying to get a kickcat I don't have I need uh

1:01:17My god, if I what if I had a mental health kind of breakdown like I'm screwed Like anybody else could have one but I couldn't have one why I do well. I do a lot of jobs Ah like markup be like, hey, what are you doing? What is his mental health deal? Well that right there adds to your mental He was stressed Think about that. Yeah, even when you own vacation you do in the podcast even when you sit you're doing the podcast I know man like it uh Like I should be making like gobs of money to be honest with you for doing all that You got gobs money. I thought you're making you got a new car. What do you complain about? He parts like he's a rapper. I know. No offense You know what it's like he's getting ready to go in the front of like some kind of like Street car magazine The way he parks it that is a positive message you know I should be more appreciative work like a dog to get something you can barely afford But I feel like a woman's gonna be like sitting down twerking in front of it

1:02:21You're gonna look at her shoulder Pretty color long fingernails and stuff. Oh man. It's pretty color I like it. Thank you. It's a beautiful Corvette Like the tires I kick it. Oh that green Corvette I saw in town a couple days ago. Shout out to you that the new one big black wing on it It was green. It was loud as fish. I'm like because I was looking at it. What year was it? Is it classic? It was last week page 2026. No, no kidding, but I mean the vehicle I know you're you reach your limit of questions for today. No, I want to know if it's the older one because it's our nicer Use a lot of them off the air. I'll go to get the flock camera and get that for you right now page Hey, yeah shout out to the cops still abusing the flock system Oh, so if oh man The we have to roll right now. I'm gonna look up. Oh, we don't okay good. I want to look at something real quick Somebody told me this and I was like oh I should look into it, but I haven't yet

1:03:21I didn't want to mention it for sure. It's not the neighborhood cloud surveillance system is it? Is that someone who's no, which like it'd be a private company? Okay Uh So looking at the houses. Okay, so this is this is true. So this is someone whose brother-in-law told me this that works for a company So ask yourself this who installs the flock cameras I assume police What do you see? What do you think? They they contracted it out dish network So if you work for dish network you might have to go install flock cameras and they say that like though Obviously you want the news or not met very kindly so Wow, man, that's a big ask right like I think you should be able to cover your face like the ice soldier soldiers what I Sp least it looks complicated To put the whole thing together. Well, so does putting a satellite on a house or whatever you do

1:04:22Well, you got a measure like the whatever the hell, but like this also kind of seems like hey We don't want to get attacked so we'll contract it for you to get attacked That's what I'm saying like third party contractors. It's like you know if you go to a big box Home improvement place and they're like hey we can install that for you for only this amount of money ain't they? No, don't you wonder who's monitoring those 24 hours a day if there's like this This mass building where people are watching everything that's happening. It is like I guess crazy cops I mean according to news it's it's all law for cops and you know and I got to say it I mean if there's somebody who is objective. I point these things out It seems like a lot of the the kid touching at schools now is by women and not men. I saw another one But the the the the it seems the ones that are using flocked you don't hear about women going look for oh boyfriends Only hurt a one. Oh, you did just one locally. Okay, okay, but you're right down go into their house and stuff on the floor

1:05:23Well, you're tracking the boyfriend like all throughout town. Yeah, I think that's because like the women they know they keep up with they know They didn't get to follow them around. Yeah, you know where they are It is such like if you had that access like be honest if you had that access not to go and like it Like if you worked for a pharmacy, you know or doctor's office and you you you heard oh so and so lives in this town And you could go look up just say like Well, I don't wonder what they're on. We had that somebody told us right but that's like That was what five years ago. Yeah, so that's like highly illegal now But just imagine like back you know you would have looked it up. I would have looked. Oh, yeah, man There was a Obviously, I want to say who it is. There's a famous sports owner there was in the news at the time for prescription pills and you know this person Message does and say I got it the records. Yeah, you want to know what they're on they even knew they kept them in the trunk I mean there's so many things where you can spy on people like air tag and then flock cameras. It's like there's no privacy anymore

1:06:26Don't think about that you're gonna get away with anything. Hall and notes try to tell us face Yeah, don't don't cheat. That's some moral each other now It's all full circle may do Good band to full circle. They're not coming to town. That's a perfect circle. Don't you yours is That was filthy what his straight up harassment I apologize. What are you talking about my whole Like the band page. Yeah, they're not coming to town, but I'm gonna say you get only win tickets and I'm gonna find out about the cell phone because March response were No cell phone restrictions were discussed But it doesn't say yay or nothing so we will find out for sure on that Mr. Hammers on that one, but guess what the texture You haven't even won them yet So wait that's that once you win the damn things. Yeah, I know like you're putting the eggs in front of the horse Yeah, we want in the terms conditions for you and find out if you're gonna be a calm test. Oh, oh boy Good speaking of cons page. What is up? Yeah, we're gonna talk about who was caught in a tall porn chat room

1:07:31But but Clamsey he did do anything wrong I'll tell you all about that next in your eyes guys headline. What's he doing research? Maybe when does the date line movie come out? I don't know if it is Wow Chris Hanson's got major issues with it. Why he should they're talking about like you know Trailer sold made more than any other trailer. I've seen for a movie in a long time non like Marvel or something He said he was not consulted for any of it really And it's considering his legal options So but is that press you know probably have putting him in a bad light? I don't know if he gets any points. I mean Robert Patterson plays him. He sounds just like him. He's pretty good You know you just have asked somebody of the condoms in Taco Bell Smith Patterson yeah, he said Patterson You're thinking of Antoine Pattinson from Alcaste no, I'm thinking of great elephant from Denmark dick hit

1:08:31I need some help waking up the rise guys morning When news matters it matters where you get your news it's rise guys headlines Good morning everybody And feels like a friday don't it It does it feels uh my hogs are barking yeah hogs are barking The other half of music excited so I like I don't know what to do. Yeah, so that's being bipolar I believe yeah really is my polo. He's got the first part right by polo. I remember that you said that My dad yeah At little bipolar over there I love him got I wish I could find his review of Willer the Rat movie If I can find somebody that I trust that I can trust to pull stuff off of hard drives without looking for stuff I got a laptop full of Audio for sure clip like of my kid from when she was a little kid on here talking but they're on the MP3 on a

1:09:37laptop that doesn't work anymore. Ah, but the stuff on the hard drive, you know You could be like a goob pick here there. No, no, you don't say if you're good No, I print them out We got to The picture that you put the flash drive in the the frame and it shows different pictures Hey, dude, I used to have a keychain like that It showed these little pixelated pictures it would just it was Way early tech must have been when hit clips came out He's Cat Matthew all right. Well the reason will a fortune announcer Jim Thornton willa was Suspended Jim Thornton is because someone on a flight saw him in a chat room for people with Pedophilic thoughts Was asked that person how they knew so his He says he was sit there by mistake and did nothing wrong. Oh Have them back in May and he had his laptop open on this flight as we said and he was chatting on a support site for people who have

1:10:41These thoughts Decorate site yeah Like meaning like help me stop this or help my profile work This is not working you want a subscription to child porn so did you bring God no I just happened Thornton sloyer says that he's been Where your parents active and suicide prevention advocacy stop doing impressions of me right now And ever since losing close relative to suicide two years ago So apparently he meant to visit a suicide prevention jet room But was mistakenly sent to the other site Because it has a similar URL you know Rod Roddy wanted done this so he dressed like he would have And so his attorney said he had a mustache she could be ripped torn for freaking halfway That he immediately know people get that one left the page when he realized that That's what that was all about and she added that there's no child pornography or other

1:11:42Unlawful content on the site and that he was he never viewed Downloaded or consumed any what was the sponge bar sound effect 20 minutes later 20 minutes later. He's finally logging off Gross he's logging out and logging out for the bathroom So but here's the deal while he was on the page a fellow passenger took pictures and showed them to the crew So cops are still waiting for him So with you waiting for me don't you know you're saying you're saying a hint Don't get on your phone in public yeah Because they got like how many times you'd be it on TikTok Instagram whatever and you've seen Jim's Zooming in on people's phones while you know, it's the people from the gym that work there But they're zooming in on their fine and they can see what they're looking out on their phone The best People church do it when they look down at people during church and they're looking at football games watching football

1:12:44Have you seen the video where the guy gets on the plane and then he immediately puts a poster on the wall This is Wi-Fi password And it's a QR code and then people scan it and it shows you a gorilla flipping you on And the guy's back in the plane recording and then somebody called him like those are the best but they're always recording The it also reminded me of The old days in chat roulette Remember we'd do that live on the radio We don't get around the web cam and so it's said there was one dude who looked like he was from like Best way to say this is probably like he lived in a jungle But he was but asked neck and just standing there looking at us It's like hi from America hey buddy. How do you have internet there? It's the same guy we go to the public library And when somebody gets up from the computer he'll plug his wireless mouse in real quick He'll sit across the room and mess with their computer He'll type messages on it and that's what we do to People downstairs who we have fun with in the men's room Because we'll go on the Alexa and put on like gangster rapper me so hornier or something

1:13:49Yeah, well, we used to sit on people's phones But when they were away from their cubicle, we couldn't do that anymore. No, no you can't booty bump a handset No, this is what sells a lot of balls This was one of them that has like the thing for your shoulder too like So TMZ posted pictures that got Jim Thornton in trouble and There doesn't appear to be anything incriminating in the conversation but TMZ did note that he was in the chat room for at least 57 minutes kind of money okay, so there that's that's hard to defend there Let me come on. It's gonna save somebody like sent you to a fat boy would always do that when he'd say Or jug one of you maybe both you'd say oh my god, you guys see this and you you know There's some weird link there and you click on it. It would be like Couple dudes going at it or something. It's probably fat boy jug wouldn't do anything like that I mean it wouldn't be three dudes if juxtap I'm gonna mess just I don't want to get jugged be asked about that at this next presser. I know he's down there

1:14:50He's gonna be racing at the old the old black woman or what is it called? But now come on hold on let me google this the old black woman No, they just like it's like they call Johnny Cash the man in black Uh now you got it right you nailed it So it says right here I'm a AI yeah Darlington is no the lady in black Get the rice guys daily podcast Stream the rice guys every morning. Yeah man. I love that stuff The Odyssey app rocks Right The rice guys morning show The best the best best best best damn damn damn And now it's time for the best the best damn audio on a Friday

1:15:54What is worse than two girls scissoring Ha ha ha I just had them jeopardy last night It was skin jennings was that kind of taking it back but yeah it was only there the answer was Running with scissors, you're right. Okay. What works in uh two girls scissoring Yeah love I says it with no G yeah Scissoring there's a reno G I mean it was like when the Office people here write the word Facebook fusing I'm like come on boy. You never heard me say In going anything like it. I mean if I'm eating If I'm sleeping If I'm Coming or going Yeah, ain't no G on it no G's no G's No G's for these OGs that was gay. I'm sorry. It's so listen Listen to different things happen, you know live live that first is right here is oh we have this clip first You only saw this if you were watching it live on ESPN plus

1:16:58It was an ordinary day. It was the Ole Miss Rebels taking on Jacksonville state in the baseball game and uh Gamecocks the uh they are the other game cocks. That's true The commentator tried to refer to This player as the designated hitter But it didn't quite come out that way Descundated Hitler Excuse me designated hitter looking to get a board. Sorry about that folks And what sorry about that you can say whatever you want as long as you apologize for you don't want that guy calling his shot Because he's pointing out the left field you're gonna be like whoa buddy. What's you been doing? How's the left? It calls it How in these shoes pal The designated Hitler has come to the plate. Oh folks my bad Son of H.A. They make crazy that they're the Ole Miss Rebels and they caught him the designated Hitler I'll be dead, buddy. That's too much. Oh lord. Oh lord. It gets better. Is your uh, uh, I hope

1:18:02Your parents ever help you with the class project Yes, mom that actually my mom that's mom I get my creativity from her and uh Uh My ability to fart on command from my father. She was very creative because she came up with haunted houses for the church Yeah, she was down So Hey, mom. Hey, baby. She made your costumes. Yeah, well she made me into a black face mr. T It was okay then though. It was a different time. People love it. She's far behind Well, this guy is helping his son with his class project He's asking him a question, but it's a stupid question and dad doesn't like stupid questions So he's kind of getting a little aggravated. Mm-hmm If you could be very careful What comes out of your mouth? Because if you ask me another damn ludicrous question I'm gonna drop your ass off right up on that corner. No, you're not. Okay. Okay. I have a good one

1:19:03Okay, if you could you would get a million dollars a year no A million dollars a year what Ask me a normal question. I am more than happy to help you out with this project, but don't ask me dumb shit just with school. Yeah, you are a Engineer if you could be the engineer for any building In the United States How the Am I gonna be an engineer for a building that's already been built the stupid ass kid oh my god Man, I hope that's a bit in the dad's just like what if that kids elevator don't go all the way up You know, I got I got to show you the video you never see the kid but the dad's getting riled up It's like you're down dad you're getting on my nerves like if you're like man my kid My kids always on their phone are always in the room Well, you know what the opposite of that is their own their phone video when you were making fun of you and getting yeah

1:20:05Views off of it. So yeah, yeah That is has to turn into a little bit to get all angry. Yeah, do they monetize it not always? But they're filming it at least right Exactly all right fat boy. It's gonna be a tough one to do you want to hear you we love music right who loves music hands up I got both hands up now wave them like you just don't get your I Don't wave them like yet Caesar. I thought she needed some help over there Um, try to drown. Do you love this country? Do you love America? Thank you support women playing baseball I love America, you know what they there was in a founded in 1943 the all-American girls professional baseball league It was what a league of their own was about it closed up in 1954 though, but guess what it returned Recently and on the inaugural game They decided to have out a So you say I can't this one said it's a word at tape inaugural inaugural inaugural inaugural inaugural

1:21:08I think we all three said it correctly Um, they brought out what many call Motown legend Martha Reeves. Do you remember Martha Reeves page? Yes, well She's not as good as she used to be here. She is seeing the stars fingered better Your I Who ? streaming. And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, came through through the night that our flag was still there.

1:22:15Still there, oh say does the star-spangled banner yet wave wave, or the land of the tree and the home of the brave. Dude, that's right if they were Carl Lewis. Rolling Stones ranked her as 151 of the 200 greatest singers of all time. What happened? Remember her from such songs as, I got a heat wave, Jim and Mack. Jim and then dancing in the street. That was her as well. Not the David Bowie version, but so like push it down all the bedroom. Oh man. Probably got a sizable booking fees. She's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Been in there for 30 years. I always wanted to go to an event with a bad anthem.

1:23:15It just never happens. Like you know, Rose Ann, that would have been perfect. It should be the name of your band, bad anthem. Well, I can't say that one. Why? It sounds like black flag. It was a take. Well, I'd be careful. Ha ha ha. Well. Yeah, it's that time of Henry Rowlands, man. I was like, I got to initiate perfectly when doing this interview. Rose Ann's got to be the worst one of all time, right? It was an obvious bit. When it Carl Lewis was real bad too. Oh, he was like, his voice cracked in it. Yeah. I feel like there was some harming in it. Yeah? Like it's the inaugural harmony. It parts, but yeah. She was a step off. That was tough to listen to. She is also 85. Yeah. Yeah, you should. Look, you can't let some people out in public. Somebody should have told you, you're not good at this anymore. If I'm still doing this when I'm 85, which I will be. Please tell me if I'm like, look, don't do it anymore. For that car. That's the age of knowing my whole life I will die at.

1:24:1985? Yep. That's when you were fat. Like you're not a great big fat person anymore. Yeah, but I mean, like I still resonate with me. I don't know why. I don't know why it came up real early in my childhood. And it just weird. Do you ever think about how? No. But I did have a smart butt cousin one time that said, Are you sure maybe you're not going to die on 85? Oh, that's more of a game. I'm thinking you died like banging or whatever. Yeah. At an architect. Well, what happened to a lawyer? Jerry the King of Lawyer? Yeah, the stroke, right? When he was hooking up. Yeah, I thought it was just a heart attack. Well, he's had him separate. Oh, God. But I think the stroke is when he was hooking up. I'd imagine that, like your heart's so bad, but like, God, I want to have sex. But I can't because I'm not die. That would suck. Oh, the plight. Take the risk and every minute you'll ask. Do one more and then break and come back and do one more.

1:25:19May you like to go to the gym a lot? I feel like you could pick up on what I'm, what's something about to show you? I was there yesterday. I went with Mrs. X. You got her on the bench? What's she maxing 220? No, she was, she was embarrassing me. She does, she get on that thing where she puts her arm on the bars and does the leg straight up in the air. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, what was she saying? Like, I can't get on a board and she doing what this kind of thing. Oh, yeah. And I was like, all right. She's like, you can do it now. I'm like, no, I can't. Does she do the basic instinct machine? You know what you want to talk about? Oh, yeah. It works your hips, but you're like, yeah. We do like 20 minutes of, you know, tread. And then we go our separate ways. You're on the other side of the gym, like, I see you on that machine. It's not when you go to Walmart. She don't go with you to the menswear. You don't go with her to the menswear. You don't go to a poke. I still go poke all the way. I can't go getting a damn bathtub swim, posting. What is the size chair? Whatever it is. This lady's at the gym. You talk about hydra massage. Yeah. You ever lay on it? Yeah, I'm going down.

1:26:19You got to lay it on your stomach and put it like with the ginger balls. You have to put the handsome. You don't have to. Nice. So this lady's got random thoughts throughout the gym. She put some videos. She put some videos. Whatever she just observation stuff. You know, look, good stress reliever. Yeah, that's right. It's pretty funny, too. Eating the **** but being afraid of **** vegetables is diabolical. How the hell you got your **** in the middle of somebody crack. But you scared of sea moths and steam broccoli, bitch. I can't stand you long belly, little back AS bitch. Y'all be the main ones walking around with some danger as eyes. Because you don't drink no **** water. You damn **** is being urged. Mother **** and live about to give out right now as we speak. Because all you drink is tequila and palm of sun and whatever **** else you drink. Mother **** looking around here with low testosterone. Trying to tell me I need to quit lifting, wait. Bitch, if you don't get your danger, I knew the **** up out my damn face. Let me lift these damn ways.

1:27:20Bitch, you should go lift some ways. Go do some leg days so you can increase your testosterone. Shit. Y'all know I be out of the place because I'm ADHD. But I begin pissed off and ran the ****. You ain't gonna be no good to them grandkids and you want to damn see pat machine. She's she's she's video of these people she's talking about literally wrote out of my chair. I'm standing on while I'm on my knees right now. So when she said your whiz we earns we always be earns tequila drinking. I don't say what what was long belly fat heads. I think it was. I think I'm not a peanut. Peanut head asked fat. You ask getting market tailors. You'll see it wrong. I mean, but God dang it. That was great. So she does does a lot that lady does. Yeah, just random. Follow her. That's funny. That's funny. God dang it. Mine are never that good. Peanut head. I'm like, oh, if you noticed that we say good morning with two words, but good nights.

1:28:24When worked. What is that about? I'm like, who cares? Why are you pointing that out? Why waste of time? I did that one time. It's like, I think I deleted it because it was stupid. I'm going to put it on my story. If that boy 93 three put it on your story. Do it. If we I want to say what she looks like. See, well, look, I'll say that she could probably use a few more gym trips. Yeah, but she's going. Piss the celebrity shoot his impulse. I guess precious. Not the dollar from silence of the lambs with the person. Baby ones. Talk now at 8007740093. Yes, it is. All right, guys, morning shop. The best. The best. The best. The best. The best. The best. The best. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. And now it's time for the best. The best. Damn. Audio. Yeah, we did not say this in the first uh, the first uh, the second there. And that is, if you have some funny clips or videos that would be funny without the video,

1:29:25you understand? Because that's one thing that we have to, like when you tag us, like you could tag, you always do that thing where I tag you in your tags tag me. So if you wanted to tag me, you can do it at omafu, oh, hm a f f e w. And if you wanted to tag my fat ass, you could do a fat boy 93 three, which I just put up the gym lady video. Yeah, I can't wait to see. Gym lady. You got to watch a couple other ones first. Tag us in it and uh, and we, but you just realized like if you think something's funny, then play it again and close your eyes. And because a lot of times it won't translate on the radio. No, I've been, first one of my story, you got to squint your eyes. Be ready. Yes, be prepared. Okay. And this one right here, uh, we miss him. We miss Leslie Nelson, you know, I enjoyed the, the new neck and gun, but it wasn't the same. It was the same. It was the same. Uh, he also was a part of the scary movie, uh, franchises.

1:30:25Well, now here he is, uh, setting down. Now obviously he's gone. He's passed away, but back in 2003, he was doing those television junkets, those things where you go in this big building. There's all these little booths where he's different interviewers in there and, uh, you go set down at each one, do the same, same interview at the same place. Um, he was being interviewed by this entertainment reporter named Fred Saxon. Um, really? And Leslie was trying to have some fun with the last interview of the day, but this guy wanted to be serious. Who saw you? All right, look, we're getting near lunch and I know you're well. Well, it was a salmon. I think sometimes you just get a wrong piece of salmon. Is that you? Well, I don't see anybody else in here who's gonna be doing it. Excuse me. Uh, but you can show it. I don't care. I just don't care anymore. These things don't bother me. All right. Well, then let's, we'll start now then we'll begin. Did you hear the starter whistle?

1:31:29Keep your ears open. All right. Now we'll begin. That's for me too, right? I'm beginning. Talking with Leslie. Nielsen. Yes. plays the president. Yes. What's different about you and the real president? Nothing. Just, you wanted to think. You're gonna be great. You know, I wanted to keep this serious. Yes, I know. I'm helping. That's a good man. He was like made for comedy. I know, man. I know. That is so good. What's the bit in the high? I think. No, I can't hear because I'm talking to him. Well, it was, I think all I see is like I'm talking into a boy. He can't find the end of his cord page. It's long and black and I can't find the end. Oh my gosh. What naked guy was he was trying to get information from the guy that gave him the same money back

1:32:31and forth. It's like stuff like that. I was trying to bribe him. I gave you $40 and you gave me back to $20. Yeah. Just ridiculous stuff. You gotta give it to him. I don't know if you did anything serious, which is look. He didn't have a, he didn't start off till his older, right? Less than that. Yeah, it was like a danger-filled situation. Maybe he is like a lot of comedians and he's not funny when he's grumpy when he's at home and he's funny when he's out. Yeah, like if he's doing the gags with the wife, it's probably not hitting the same. No. Nothing's funny, but you know? That is, I mean, that's, that's, that's kind of suck as a comedian because you don't want to try all your stuff all the time on your, your wife because she's like, all right. Yeah, that one wasn't good. It was just that it melts. You gotta make a lot of money. No, I long, dude. He started acting in 1950, appeared in 46 different television shows. That year alone, Jesus.

1:33:34He made his acting debut in 1950, appearing in 46 live TV programs that year alone. Wow, he's also born in Canadian. Which is not all comedy. There had to be some serious stuff in there at some point. He has talent. I mean, he can do a little bit of everything, you know? Yeah. Well, let me ask you a question. Acts, if you will. Yeah. What is going on in Philadelphia? What is up with the city? The Brian? I mean, like, we've seen videos of they got just a street where people are just high, just laying there. I also heard that video of the woman walking down the road eating raw chicken. Oh, gross. The whole feeling. Why? Like the labor king. I don't know. This lady had an experience with somebody on the side of the road. She tells you about. I don't agree with what she says at the end. But look, when you're mad, you say stuff. You don't always, you know, hear here. Yeah. Well, this is what she did. I take it. I just want to know, how is this the city of brotherly love? You motherf***ers in Philadelphia.

1:34:35Philadelphia. Philadelphia. Very f***ing rude. And very inconsiderate. I honked my horn to let the lady know, hiring her dog, not to step out in the street, right? She gave me the middle finger. So I rolled my window down. I said, why did you give me the finger? I was just letting you know not to step in the street. She gave me two middle fingers. So I told that bitch, I hope you f***ing dog died a night. Bitch. God. Is that the same lady from earlier? It's not the same lady. My gosh. But it's live in the same area. It's the same lady from a few weeks ago that cussed the DMV out. That guy out at the DMV. God. She's high strong that one. Dude, I hope the dog died a sweet dog. Oh, that's terrible. Did you see as many freakouts? It's almost like people are performing for the cameras that they're hoping you're going to pull out in video now because I've been sure society's crazy. But the world's always been nuts.

1:35:36Like we said, oh, it's worse to have ever been. Now they, they whitewash sanitized a lot of stuff for years. But like, now it's like people, they don't give a damn. It's almost like they want to go viral. Exactly. That's weird. If you're not going viral from the nudity, you want to go viral for the other stuff. Well, and we brainwash everybody saying, well, any press is good press. Not necessarily. Not necessarily. That's the likes. They want all the likes. They want all the likes. They want all the likes. You can get canceled. People are doing that stupid thing with their t-shirt where they keep pulling it and pulling it. When they're not wearing bras. Yes. It cuts to them being in a bikini or something. I hate when they touch, right under their butt cheek and lift it a little bit. Oh, yeah. What do you hate when they do that? That looks awful. I don't know what you're watching. Like what are you trying to do? Anyway. Anyway. This guy is walking on the boardwalk up in New Jersey. He's the guy with the- Up on the boardwalk. Ah. I got a thing. I forgot the words. I'm on a ball or a ball. Well, he sees a guy with a lot of pigeons around him.

1:36:38Oh. And he's a little spooked by the pigeons. So the guy's like, these are my friends. They won't bother you. And then he goes on this little kind of tie-rate to his buddy. What are you doing with the f-ing pigeon? I'm playing my buddy. What the f-ing? What the f-ing? What the f-ing? I'm going to f-ing the f-ing. I'm going to f-ing the f-ing. I don't want to f-ing sh-ing on me. Good luck. I've been sh-ing on so many f-ing times. I got more luck than f-ing anybody. I'm playing with the f-ing pigeons. I got blessed, guys. My rod. A f-ing pigeon went to the land on my shoulder. Did you see it? The guy's got sh-ing all over him. What jerk off plays with pigeons? He's got 30 of them. This is like the guy from the- Pizza shop, phone scamp. It does. Well, so what does my rod mean? I've heard it for years. I've heard it for years. Oh, whoops. It- Oh, does it mean moron? Is that what it means? Maron? I don't know. I've heard it like for- I got a Sipranos and Robynario. They quit as a Italian, right? He would know.

1:37:38Yeah. Sipelios. With the last name like that, I would know. Yeah, here's a little eagle. It's a- An Italian American sling interjection to mean dammit or express shock. Also long word. Function similarly to saying, Oh my God, or good grief. Maron! I got to hear what say to you because this is perfect. How is the rod? I'm in the kitchen. What the f- What the f- What the f- What the f- What the f- What the f- What the f- What the f- I don't want no f- Can s- Throw me. Good luck. I've been sh- Throwing so many f- Times I got more luck than f- Can anybody? I have a plane with the f- A God bless, God. Maron. Maron. The kitchen went to the land on my shoulder. Did you see it? The guys got s- Throw all over them. What jerk will play with p- He's got 30 of them. I can never expect. Oh man. That's good. Maron. Hey, the soprano just brought it out to everybody. Yeah, you go, Oh, Maron.

1:38:38Thank you, Maron. Maron. Maron. Oh, page, page, page, page. I'm going to hit you with this one, page, and this is not an attack on you or any news people. Oh, okay. Sometimes when, you know, I think it's usually men. I think it's on this show. Page keeps her head above water and keeps everything like legitimate and doesn't get you know, see double entendres and keep their mind in the gutter like that when I do. Thank you. Same thing happened on this Fox station up in Detroit. They have a show called Good Day Detroit. Good day. It sounds like it'd be an Australia, but no. It's there. And well, they were talking about varmants and, you know, you know, some people will shoot and kill those varmants and sometimes serve them up to having for dinner. This lady did not realize what she was saying, but boy, the man did. That is, if you can, if you can provide yourself with food, and again, they're now they're ice fishing because

1:39:41everything is frozen, and you're looking for fat in the beaver. Yeah. The beaver is the, the beaver is the most sought after. It is. Beaver. Right. Right. So do you think you could eat beaver? Is it fat? And then it's meat. It would have all sick though. They all got sick after it. Well, you can't eat disease animals. Oh God. What about a moose? Yeah. I don't know anything about this, Yohan. You're really funny. You are a really funny gal. She did not get it. No. You could see it in her eyes. She did not understand what the joke was. She thought they were making fun of her. Why need you to do this? I need you to keep it going. That never happens locally, like, you know, jokes like that on TV.

1:40:41I don't think they get a lot of leeway locally. No. I don't feel like I cut to another camera if it was like that. It gives us a good gag reel. We get somebody out of position. That's all we get. I went to one time and went to, this is 12, 15 years ago, maybe. Fox Carolina went to their crystal party and they had, it was a dirty, but they would have like their gag reels. They're not gag reels. Is that gag reel? Gaff reels. Yeah, I mean, gag reels. That's a very box thing to do. They like to do that. You see, Jim and Jameson's gag reel. No, but it was a, I saw like, you know, a bug flying to head fate and space or something. Michael. What was Michael's name? Michael Smith? Is that it? Michael W. No, that's a religious singer. What was the weather guy, Fox? I think he was just, Michael. Just one name. Yeah. Hi, Michael. It's weird. Jackson Jordan, game six. All right. I'm saying it. Good. Yeah. Look it up. Good day, Detroit is what you would look at.

1:41:43Beaver and good day Detroit and you'll find it. Do you want to come back and do a few more? Some of these I don't want to share on my personal one, you know? Yeah, I was going to be debating on the other one. You have to squint. Yeah. And then, you know, anything that's, you know, radio station related, we can't share it on there because even though we're putting them over, our people are afraid they might sue us for using their stuff, which kind of content, content, but not the... Everybody else in the world does it. But we're the one to literally just have to fly by the rules, you know. I hate flying. You know? Get a plane or... He's buying two seats. Right. Yeah. This is saved by the seat of the pants, but I don't want the windows. See, you can have that one. I got to have the owl. I got to be quick. You look quick, patch of the bathroom. Quick, it is a party. If I got to lay a loaf at 5,000 feet or whatever, it goes higher than that, right? Okay. So... I can see... I can see... I can see... I can see...

1:42:44I can see... It seems like really saying that like, guys, if you've never had it, it's really good. Oh, man. Oh, I'll read this. My grandfather used to smoke beaver. It was some of the best mood food that I've ever... Oh, that is fake, never mind. He didn't roll it, or had he smoke it. Well, he's talking about... He would make like beef turkey out of it. People... But I don't know if he's made... I feel like he's doing devil on tond... Or she is doing devil on tondra. Jokes. Trying to work me in the same... Oh, trying to be funny. Yeah. Trying to run burgundy. He's smoking beaver. Yeah, this page is a gamer tech, by the way. No, that's where she buys her a critum. I'm gonna say it's rise guys. The night me laugh, I listen to my every morning, I'm a white award. The rise guys.com. You guys are gonna ride a cold morning shower. Thank you. Hey, we get three more we're gonna hit you with. Thank you. It's Friday and... You know, why not?

1:43:45Why not? Why the hell, man? And plus, I mean... Textin right now, 1-800-774-0093. If you ain't got a word Monday... If you ain't working Monday, then where you at? We out here for it, not working on Monday. Maron. Maron. Maron. Maron. Car on my wrong. Maron. Maron. But for the J. Quick hold drive for your way. Yeah, a little drive. That's good. Your A double snakes. P1 Azalea Pond. Azalea. Tagged me in this one. This one is... It's got a little h to it. It is not new, but it is the problem of wearing a live mic. You know, we talked about Leslie Nielsen earlier. Remember that time he went to a piss when he still had the live microphone. Everyone could hear it. Well, this lady gets very, very angry at the cameraman. And she's the newscaster.

1:44:46She forgot as they went to commercial that her live mic was on. And she didn't like the way he was holding the camera. Hey, more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most. The f**k are you doing? We need to acknowledge an unfortunate mistake that I made. And one of the teases we bring to you before this program. I will rely just after 10 o'clock. I said a word that many people find offensive. That wasn't gonna leave you a don in the week. Don't you love how she didn't apologize? Play the... if you don't mind. Quit hitting the hand sanitizer. Hey, I'm gonna add it. Put it on. You are. Hey, all this thing. Let me get that. I'm gonna start calling you Anne Ross. Because I'm hungry. No, because you and Addick. I think I hit the wrong one. Was this Megan Heidelberg, by chance? I'm gonna pay more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most. The f**k are you doing? We need to acknowledge an unfortunate mistake that I made. And one of the teases we bring to you before this program.

1:45:48Why will we rely just after 10 o'clock? I said a word that many people find offensive. Many people find offensive. That's exactly what I'd say, too. It's probably just better not to lose your job. To lose your job? Well, not that. We just calm down. But still, though, you never hear. Nothing that bad. Because it's the news. They still get that card, that go past jail card. You never hear about the news. Be live out on the street or whatever. Somebody come up and drop an f-bomb in the background. There's never fines. But I got, if Edith called in from Chattanooga and said an f-bomb, somebody got to come up and call her a meal right now. That's wild. The old blinker right in the blinky when they were doing that. Remember? Yeah, right in it. Just better to lose your temper. Page your right. Listen to him. What we're seeing right now, unless we do. I'm double, double. I can't. A guy that is addicted to the most childlike drug in the world.

1:46:51I don't even think kids would call you a pusher doing that. Give me one. My own. I feel bad being a part of this. Well, these are the samples that Edith brought. You're not frying your brain cells, are you? Well, I got a GD in 20 years of college, so I used it already. You know what I'm saying? I'm not on. How you doing? I'm not on. How you doing? I'm not on. Like if you need... What the blinky are you doing? If you need resuscitation, Matt Maskelet go over and give you some. You're certified. He's not certified. Yeah. Yeah. Look at you. You son of a bitch? I'm not certified anymore. You wouldn't go over there like if... What do you mean you're not certified anymore? You're a CPR? You lose the licensing after a while? I think you're that good. This is for you. You know how to get a fed home. Oh no. But you know what? She's gonna focus on it's the fat part of that. Not calling her a peanut head or a hoe because she plays that in movies. She does. She's a proud head. That was for me, Paige.

1:47:51It was okay. You want to take the second one too? I sure. He's gonna take a break. I'm gonna take a break. I'm gonna take a break. You know, I gave this guy $40 one time for his song. So I feel like now I can continually use his content. But he did say it was fine that we played this. It's our old friend Oliver Chua who lost his job during COVID and now makes money doing... He's compensated to do karaoke from his apartment. I've kept all his songs. So like... Oh, you know it. You love Oliver Chua. Here he is doing one of the best whenever by staying a singer staying, not a wrestler staying. Forever young, I want to be forever young. To be what will be forever forever. Forever young, I want to be forever young.

1:48:55To be what will be forever forever forever young. It's not like I'm staying either though. Now that I think about it. It's so much fun with it. Yeah, love it. Like Rachel is saying that. She's the one he goes calling. They're like, I'm at home. Do you still have that one? That's the one I paid for. I do have that one. I'll have time to play it then. Yeah. But if somebody's for their birthday and they didn't really see me in press by it. I got you. I got you. It was 40 bucks. All right. What was that? $40. I could have bought you... You and me a cocktail downtown Griebel for this $40. I'm the romance candy for you. I use. I belong West Virginia. Mark and Mama. Candy for you.

1:49:55Candy for you. Oh, Holly. I'm gonna take you home right now. I'll eat you all. It's funny when you're doing a joke. Not the person you're doing the joke too gets the joke. It's usually apparent. Like the beaver lady earlier. Yeah. I don't have to explain this one to you. It's pretty self-explanatory. If you explain it to her, make it dirty. It would. Yeah. So I had to be careful how the sky cuts. You've got to make their mind be the offended one. You're not going to set them up for it. That's right. Bingo. So Mama doesn't get the joke until she gets the joke. Wait later. Hey, Mom. It's too early. It's too early. Mom. Hey, did you blow bubbles as a kid? You taught me when I'm in my pajamas. This is going to be a new role. Don't talk to me. Okay, but I just want to ask you. Did you blow bubbles as a kid? Yes. Why? He came by earlier and said hi. What the f*** are you talking about? Didn't you say you blew bubbles as a kid, right?

1:50:58Yes. I blew bubbles as a kid. He came by and he said hi. What did he do, float by you and say hi? You blew the f***er you talking about. I don't get it, you taunye. It doesn't make sense. Well, bubbles said hi. Wait a minute. Oh, you're a f***ing bitch. She gives her mom a hill constantly. I like the Michael Jackson version of that joke better. I really do. What happened to that, bubbles? How long do monkeys live? Yes, the chimpanzee. He was a chimpanzee. I think he went to a sanctuary. I thought he was a monkey. No, he was a chimpanzee. What is a monkey? Well, monkeys are smaller than chimps. Oh, he is alive. Nice. He is a chimpanzee. Double birch with the two of you. He's got a red ass.

1:51:58And he lives at center for great apes sanctuary in Wacula, Florida. So they live like humans who was born in 83? Yeah, he's 43. Fat boy with quick math. Where was that yesterday when I was doing a little bit? Well, I am 43. Wait a minute. It's a problem. You and bubbles were born. God. Let's see what Bubbles birthday is. I'll die if it's the same day. I'm going to get a March. March 31st. 35th. 35th. This March 31st. Not you. Tommy. You ever been in Sino, California? Hey, Jess. Oh. All right. Cool. Look at the time. I got to feed the hogs with a whole lot more. I'm going to get my hair done. At least here's the rise guys. I love the rise guys. They're funnier than anyone else on the red ass. Yeah, the rock hands are great. They're crazy. You're listening to the rise guys' morning shout. The rise guys' morning shout. When news matters, it matters where you get your news. It's rise guys' headlots. Good morning, everyone.

1:52:58Hi, Painter. You're not amazed by fat boys' memory. I'm amazed by his memory. He just said, Ola Maria. I was like, what is that from? He's like season two, e-spawning down. I'm like, God. I don't believe that. But you knew the cadence of it was from Kenny Powers. And what season number it was? It was a conversation that me and Paige ran before you got in here. Oh, yeah. And I can't repeat it. I was very racist, but it was hilarious. Oh, that's the worst. She must have started it. I corrected you on some stuff. And you... She said, this is how you really say that word. No, I did not. I just kind of took off from there. Yeah. Nice. I miss having this full show today, because he's got the room bugged. I know. When I opened the door, I kind of like still perform a little bit. Just hopefully there's someone there. You're just going to make laugh. Yeah. So they were showing the Apple Festival. And I said, Apple Festival, I can't wait for the ComQuot Festival. It just turned around Smodrolbig. And then Paige is like, I said, I don't know if it's a fruit or a vegetable. It's a fruit. I said, you are.

1:53:59I said, I'm just kidding. I didn't mean it that way. Like if I knew Tara's out there getting water, I'll be like, uh, these damn liberals here. Damn left. Damn. This should be like hell, yeah. Hell yeah. I can't believe what Mark said about Trump. Yeah, something like that. How long have you got? Yeah. Mark said he was going to vote for Darlene twice. I can't believe how many people here voted for Biden. Mark said, no matter where Darlene's money came from, the tear. Mark already has a retaining wall around his beach house. I know. This is care. Oh my god. And also he gives job to sex offenders. Welcome, fat boy back to the staff. Ah, ah, ah. Just because I dress like a show mode, don't you know? God bless. We can't give away the roast. They're going to try to sell it. I know. I know. Who is it? Was it Rob? I'm not going to vote for the roast of Rob. And he said, you want to do it next week? I ain't all the sudden. Yes. Yes it was. You know, I'm honestly I'm surprised that our TV ornaments have been here for all of it.

1:54:59It wasn't the roast of Rob in the area. It was the roast of Rob Waldron. Four eyes. Oh yeah. Oh my god. I ain't shoot. He'll set here. He'll hack into your computer and make the monitor and now he'll talk to you. He'll make somebody a fake ID that looks like me. That guy, man. He is a wizard with technology. He's a grand wizard of technology. No, he's not. He's a tech pooh. I don't know. Hey, hang on now. This sounds like something from Mario Brothers. Are you going to be a racist again? Races. I don't know how it is, but it is. All right. I want to see your grand pooh pooh. She just said grand pooh. She had to shave her pooh pooh. Who the hell is the grand pooh pooh? Who is the grand chocha? I don't know. Is there an uncle Ardica? Torta. So many questions. Okay. Torta Tila. Torta Tila. I was trying to say Torta Ling and I said Torta Tila. Okay. I'm going to say Torta Ling. I'm going to say Torta Ling. I'm going to say Torta Ling. I'm going to say Torta Tila. Torta Tila. I was trying to say Torta Ling and I said Torta Tila. Okay. So what do 20 farms across North America have in common? There are a lot of pissed at Trump because of his beef. Probably go say specifically Iowa.

1:56:00They are very angry with him. Yeah. If we caucus again, I'm telling you. He ain't going to be in it. In case there's not enough fertilizer. No. The importing of the beef. The beef. He's bringing in foreign beef. Yeah. We're foreign people. We have foreign beef. I don't want to. Didn't want to say where it was coming from until pressed to. And I still like. It's got me from Argentina. But there again, I was telling if I would eat this this morning page. I'm still baffled by finding out how many cattle are in America versus how much hamburger meat and beef that we consume daily. How much is available at the grocery store here there in Yonder. But then there's still the live version out there. It's the lowest head count we've ever had in the country. And that's 96 million as of a few days ago, which I mean, like think about that. Like. And some farmers can't feed them all. That ain't a whole lot. But then I just say, I don't know me. You ever think that you ate a hamburger and it wasn't hamburger. What would you thought back later to like, I don't know, that was hamburger.

1:57:01Like what's really in it? Like the impossible. What are you going to put in it though? Just a thing. I'll tell you this. You can look it up on your own. Like I have actually it's a couple of I'm friends with him and his wife both. They like Caribbean food. I'm not making a joke here. They went to a place. It wasn't around here, but it was in the driving area and ordered ox tail soup. They said there's they they had had that dish dozens and dozens of times. You're like, that was not ox tail. Sounds like a tail sticking out of it. Carabin. There's a there's a little bone that's right there. You know, and it what kind of tail did they think he said the he said man it could have been like a possum's tail. It might have been a big ash rat tail. He's like it was absolutely not ox tail. Wow. And I said, what also dude, you're defending this. You've went out and ordered ox tail first off. You're not poor. Like would you get the middle of the tail?

1:58:02I guess not the end. I mean, I don't know. I remember one time we went out with old doohickey and he ordered the the ox tongue taco. And I'm like, I don't know if you'd say that. It stays like a cow. I mean, or a deer. A cow. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, it depends on how it has. I'll be honest, I've only had it twice. And one time it was just like just straight up. What kind of soup is it like a French onion? I think it's just the I think the ox tail is what it uses. It like marinates the soup. But like you eat the meat though. You eat the meat. So maybe there's a lot more. You're having an asshole sandwich. No. Fat on the tail. I think it's the same place. Let's go give Paige a hug. I can't. All right. You know, that's the same in you or not. You know, I like that. But like always you give it a look. Make sure it's right. You do. We'll see. That's why I give away the joke. I'm like, dang it. He's going to see it. I know. When I see it, because you, you, the board is not set up for what we do.

1:59:03It's not. You're facing the wall, Paige and I are right beside each other. You're over here. I'm not complaining about it. I like the way it looks. And I can't. I can't see. But he can't play those little tricks on us. Because he's got to look over and make sure you hit the jump. I can't see where your hands are. So if I'm looking, you know something, feel things coming your way. Oh my god. But you can like the other day when I did it. I went, I was sitting there. I was looking over like, get ready. Yeah. Yeah. So I think you're not having an article. Like the way it used to be. If you said something. Well, whatever. Like relax. What I was trying to say is 20 forms across North America are celebrating Dolly Parton and her imagination library with themed corn mazes across the country. So which is really cool. So a portion of the proceeds will be donated to the imagination library. Yeah. Yeah, she had a lot of stuff. I tell you though, in the works. And I hate that even gave it any of my time. I told you about the other day I watched that documentary talking about like maybe she was involved in some,

2:00:05so I went in to look up some of that stuff further. Specifically the one where they said that she was praising some kind of demon when she did a shot with Jennifer Aniston. Yeah, he was, she said. Like they've reported is that. And most people would watch it and just, oh my god. She said that. And then the thing about the children's hospital up there obviously was the fake picture too. The fake picture. A Dolly with their make up. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's not real. And the fake one with Reba at her bedside. You see that one? Oh, dude. I mean, you had to be kind of, I kind of, what's a nicer word for slow? You had to be not fast to think that was a real picture. You had to be not fast to think that was real picture. But a lot of people would have thought like, oh my god, Dolly called Reba to her side, but they were not even that, they did not see eye to eye on certain things. Now, I tried to figure out who Dolly's best friends were, but there's just so many people. Like, oddly enough, Dolly was pro guns.

2:01:07Reba is not. I don't. She said that on this very show. And I, but I think I was dipping it today. I bought Swallow Medip that day. I was like, are you being too, are you? Yeah. Thanks, my auntie at a pistol, I figured. I'm kidding, mate. I'm slinging and going around right now. It's April's day, mate. Oh, it's me. What's the name of the news show? She had something's done. Happy's place. Happy's place. It's pretty funny too, because Reba, if Beyonce is on there, he plays the chef. It's weird how people's political views can like sour your appreciation for them. And I was just befuddled by her saying she didn't seem. I'm surprised she put it out there, because I know. As a, oh man, but you go out with bodyguards. You know, do you feel like she made the money at that point? You had the fan base already and like, yeah. Yeah. So I think Jelly Rolls doing something similar, right? Well, he's not. Well, he had, he had hosted Jimmy Kimmel, because he takes his big breaks. Yeah. So I think he kind of put out there, he might lean left on some things instead of completely right

2:02:07to see my loose in people. I get why people say don't talk about it, or whatever. It's better to keep your politics with yourself these days. But it's hard in certain, like, for instance, with our job, not, you know, because if you don't ever, like, say anything, it's like, well, what are you? You're there, a complicity are indifferent. Like you got to say something. Yeah. I mean, you got to, you can't get a, be mean about it. Let's probably do Trump impersonations, because they're fun to do. I got my own money. I got money. Think about that next time you vote. Will this person be fun for the rise guys to impersonate? If not, they don't get voted for. I know. I can't do a darlin. It's like it's a Ross Rose day, because that was a fun one to do. Let me finish. You got the ears for it. I wasn't talking to him. I was talking to you, the ears. I don't think yours. You're not. It's always fun. Tap, type and text your message to TRG and 800-774-9093. I'm wonderful. Why I have to clean it? This is the rise guys morning show.

2:03:08So I want y'all to to use pen and paper, though, so you can write it down so we can prove live on video and the radio, too. OK. And on future podcasts that I can in fact read your mind. I got no pen. OK. Here we go. Answer these as quickly as possible. Those of you listening as well, feel free to text in at the end and tell me that yes, Matt, man, you did read my mind. Here we go. Answer it quickly. Don't say it aloud, but write it down if you need to. The last thing is what I need you to actually write down. But this does involve some pretty simple math, OK? Here we go. God, oh. I wouldn't even help purpose. I wasn't doing another Wolfman Jack off. I was just not. I don't know. I wouldn't let it make me. Answer it's quickly as possible. Think of any number between one and 10. Got it? It's easy. OK. Now, double that number. Got it? Yep. Page? When you got it, just say got it. OK. OK. All right. Double that number. Now add eight to it.

2:04:10Got it, BB. OK. Remember, you don't say got it. OK. That's a mixed score. Now, divide that number by two. OK. Got it. Got it, BB. Yeah. Got it. You don't like doing passwords or stuff to you. Just say got it. Got it. Got it. Now, subtract the original number that I asked you to think of between one and 10. Subtract that number, OK? Got it? Got it. Now, what you're left with, I want you to assign a letter. So for instance, if you had one, you would go A. If you had two, B, so on and so forth. For those viewing like Norris, E would be five, six would be F and so on and so forth. You'd be fine. OK. The number that you have right now, assign a letter. So if you don't tell me the letter or the number, if it's one, you have an A. If it's two, you have a B.

2:05:14Got it. It's three, you have a C. Daddy's got it. Four is a D. OK. Now, quickly think of the first country that you can think of that has that letter and write it down. Got it. Place, if they say got it. I got it. I just like it. I love it, baby. OK. Now, look at that country's name. If you wrote it down, if you not, just think of it. The second letter of that country's name. Think of the first animal you can think of. Got it? OK. Ah, ah. Oh. This one's going to get stuck. I don't have it yet. Hang on a second. The country that you wrote down, the second letter. The second letter. Think of an animal that starts with that letter. Oh, because I know it's going to come to me,

2:06:14but I'm trying to be quick with it. Dang it, man. All right, I want to make sure that we're on the same page here. Yeah. The original number you came up with, right? I was also going to only back to the beginning. Well, just to make sure, because I feel as though there may be some bad math here. OK. The number you thought of between 1 and 10, don't change it, but the 1 and 10. Double it. That means times 2. Did that. Add 8 to it. Did that. Divide that number by 2. Got it. Subtract your original number. Let me double check it out. I don't know if mine is right. Got it. Page, you got it? Yeah. OK. Now, whatever number is left, give it a letter. So if you had 1, you have a. If you had b, you have 2. And vice, and so on. Got that. Now, take that letter and think of the first country you can think of the structure of that letter. Got that. Got that. Now, look at that country or think of it

2:07:15and think of the second letter in that country's name. Yeah. And then think of an animal that starts with that letter. That's from stuff. Yeah, I'm stuck too. Can I, well, I can't look at that. Can I look at it real quick? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Let's say I am. Should do that earlier. I am thinking I might have found the two that I can't read the mind of right now, folks. Because this should be way easier than this is right now. Uh, but, but, but, but. My gosh. My gosh. Something is off here. I mean, this, uh, let me try this one. Y'all. OK, I got it. Somebody can't add or divide here. If this is that much of a, I can't wait to go back through it. I got it. OK. I don't know. I want to do a third round. OK. It's after, yeah, we think of the number between 1 and 10. You got it? Oh, we don't. Change it. Just you got the original one. Oh, we're doing a different one.

2:08:15What you said you want to do a third round? You don't do it now. Third, make sure you're adding and dividing and all this correct. I'll put it down. You want it right now. OK. What I do. I make your job to add and just. So do you want to go? Do you want to finish that? I went and do another one or are you going to be the same result? I'm going to read your mind. OK. Then I'm not changing. You got to read my mind. OK. If you did the correct math here, I will. OK. First number you thought of, you're going to double it, you're going to add 8, you're going to divide it by 2, you're going to subtract your original number. That left you with a number. You take that number, give it a letter, corresponds with it. 1 is a, 2 is b, 3 is c, 4 is d. Got it? Then you think of a country that starts with that letter. Got it. Then you think of a animal that starts with the second letter of that country. Got it. Then quickly tell them to think of the usual color

2:09:20of that animal. Most of this animal or this color. Got it. OK. I'm ready to read your mind. Before I read your mind, I'd like you to hold up your answer to the camera. And I will look down. Or don't look. I'm not. I swear. Let me go this way. Don't put bad words on it because it'll get demonetized. All right, that's where we started. And then that's where I'm at right now. I think I got it too. Why do you wrote on there that I'm a retard or something? All right. I think I got it. Got it. All right, I'm good. You both showed everybody at home. You both were thinking about a great elephant from Denmark. You got the color right. In my case, not the country or the city. OK, I didn't say a city at all. Or the country and the animal. But you got the color right.

2:10:20Page. What did you write down? I wrote England. No, for you. Normal, well. Oh my god, I almost had to do that. So do we go back through it from the beginning? First off, England starts with E. The country was to start with D. It's got a mind. It's got chlorine, brain man from yesterday. But you, OK. Let's go back to the beginning. OK, let me. The number that you thought of. So I'll give you the answer. And you'll go through the whole thing, right? Yes. The number you thought of was what? Nine. OK. And then you're going to double that number. That turns it into 18. And then you're going to add 8. That turns it into 26. Then you're going to divide that by two. That turns it into 13. Now you're going to take the original number, which was 9. And that leaves you with 4. You got that. I ain't going to say anything on the set. Oh, you can't add. I thought you said take away 8 from the third number.

2:11:23No. See, I did the right. Let's do another one. No. I want it to work. Because I had 918 and then 26. Because I thought you said add 8 to that second number. And then divide that second number after that one. I did it three times. 918, 22. We're going to have to consult the video on this. Do you think of a number between 1 and 10? Got it. Start it over. I swear, it will work. I think you did it wrong the first one, but we'll see. We have to check it out. It's not possible. I don't know why I added 1. Because I would have divided that one, but you said add 8. Then it is add 8. Follow me again. So 9 was the number I thought of. You said times 2 was 18. Then you said add 8 to that number and divide the next one by 2. I don't know why I added that. That is correct. That number. So if I added 8 to the 18, we would have 26. And then you divide that number by 2. 2. Which is 13. Oh, I did 18. Good call.

2:12:24I did 3. I did 3. That's a bad word. GD. Whoa, wait. GD here. I didn't want you to do that. I didn't want you to do that. I want to take phone calls right now to see if I didn't get everybody's right, except for y'all. Where did she miss? She was just like with the D and the E. God, we thought of the same number. That's the weirdest thing. I know this. Do we even talk about it? We did the exact same number. I know you did. I know you did. Except you can't add. Except you can't add. Because the contrary I came up with this one was India. And then you said come up with an animal with a second letter. I'm like, I don't know any animals. So I looked up nurse shark and then ended up with gray. And I have normal wheeler, whatever that is. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know. I couldn't think of something in the name. God, this is great. That's not. It's not. This is why I'm going to little hidden to this and stuff. Because I can't think of it. Because the audience can't add and divide and try.

2:13:26Oh my God. This is the bad light. The most fun conspiracy mystery ever. The weirdest thing is we have the same number, fat boy. Everybody did. Everybody did. I led everyone to coming up to the number four. And four, what had led everyone to a country that started with me. We started with nine. Why did I think it's? We're just looking back and probably would have picked it up and remembered to be honest with you. I have trauma with that number. I've got one number for you. How many fingers are on my hand right now? Do you want to take home or some calls coming in? Just take them real rapidly. Oh, I can't. You know, you got to do the whole thing. But they won't hold. Gray, elephant, red, and white. Who is this? You're talking nutty real quick? Nutty. You have to figure it out. Nutty. What did you think of? Yes. I got it. But I started with seven. But I still got a gray elephant. I know you did. From Denmark. What's that the country? Myles from Kenya. But I still got a gray elephant.

2:14:27He started with seven, so double that would have been 14. So your math is off, too. 22. 22. Yeah. So he would have to subtract eight from the 22, right? We'll be 14. Okay. Take half of that, seven. What was your original number? I got a gray elephant, though. But what was your original number? Nut. My original number is seven. Okay. I'm going to do this. 14 is the double of that. Yeah. Then we're going to add eight. That makes 22. Then you're going to divide that by two, which gives you what number? That's a 11. Now you're going to add the original number, which was seven, gives you a what? A four. God, don't. You know what my down there is? I didn't subtract the original number. Don't score. Live from callrob.com studio in Greenville, South Carolina is time to say, hey, famous people celebrate in a birthday on September the 4th, be with you.

2:15:27Happy birthday. Oh. There you go. That was the beginning to say you realize what day it is? I was away from the mic a little bit. It's Friday. Friday. And you know what that means? What? Page going to suck it. She is. She's also going to ask a million questions before. I did. But he doesn't answer anything that I... In his... Well, I'm not going to take it. He didn't defend me yesterday. I'm not going to defend him. It's him. Well, I'll do you next week. It's okay. Just do me this one. Like, you do ask questions that you know we don't have the answers to, but you still will ask them. You're good with that. Because I think that you would have logic. Or if I just have to say it, you'll ask a question on that one. Patron wonder, like, if you've worked at like BMW, do you get there and say, I wonder if the people from the engine department are coming in today? You're probably hoping they don't. So you can have your wade with the bathroom and snack on the monitor. Oh, man. That's why I loved kind of COVID. You know, it was just us here.

2:16:29It was great. It is like sleeping in toys or a mess. Like at one movie. Go ahead. Oh, Ruffman, where's Naked? Beyonce. It is Beyonce's birthday. Oh, man. Miss Jigga-Wat Jigga-Who? She's a rich. Y'all. Yeah. She goes to Bohemia with Oprah. You look at it and have a nice little rabbit hole visit. Welcome to the rabbit hole. Yeah, it's like they're Bohemia and Grove. I'm hitting that cider. But I'll still guess her birthday. Because I loved her country. I've won for me. Yeah, I did too. I've just. I did too. This one is a good time. I did it. I didn't think it was. I mean, I think it was a thing to get people talking and to. Do this whole thing. I mean, was it the best country album that came out in no way? No way. No way. I have another you and a man. Why not just do what you want to do and enjoy life?

2:17:29Right. Right. I'm going to knock off a liquor store today. Yeah. Shout out to man, Sowers. I'm going to go do a smash and grab a brothel. Okay. Hotown in the sky. Is she 45? My sister met her. She is 45 years old. Smittering Clemson. When she was in radio, your sister? Yeah. She's got all of Destiny's Child. That's awesome. We met Kelly. Kelly Rowland. She was nice. She didn't enjoy the fact we played the best guitar songs. She didn't get the funny. I don't think she liked Kelly Rowland Rowland Rowland. I was like, come on, Kelly. That's not Kelly. It's not Kelly. It's not in her style of music. I didn't want to cut it off. I thought I got it too. You know, you couldn't pay Beyonce enough money to go to the right, to the right. You know, politically. She won't do it. She's got the legend. The last boy scout, Mo Money. He's holding me to clown. He is.

2:18:29And his son looks just like him. Damon Wayans Senior. Yeah. Damon Wayans birthday. That family. I want to see that documentary on the Wayans family. I'm very interested in Keenan Ivory. Yeah. Like, was he the business side of like, because he was the talent and business? Somebody corralled all that guy. I thought he was the guy. Yeah. Because he's the oldest. Yeah. Then their sister came, right? Like she was on their tooth for a little bit. Yeah. Um. Who's got Sean and Marlon? Marlon, Marlon, Marlon, Marlon. God, they should have done a character called Black Man. It was Bruce Wayans. No, white chicks was over. Like, I think they're going to do another one. I read that somewhere. Really. Uh, fifth. Oh, oh, man, I'm going to say this is probably more than I, uh, uh, uh, he's older than we think. So I'm going to go 63. Uh, 61. Damon Wayans Senior 66 year. Dude, he don't even work like it. 66.

2:19:29So you get, are you like me, there's someone who's a junior, like they do it in the NBA a lot. Like Tim Hardaway, junior. They just call him Tim Hardaway. Yeah. I feel bad for Tim Hardaway, senior. Yeah, Colin Jr. Senior didn't want to give up his number because junior is going to play for the heat next year. Yeah. So he's got his number. They are retired. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I'm like, man, can't grip you didn't come out here saying or junior didn't come out. You know, he's big name. No, look at how nice this. They are in heart. Junior. Nobody called it. It's come junior. Yeah. Uh, bad man. Bad man. Bad man's birthday. It is bad man's birthday. Bruce Wayans. Never was birthday. Uh, Michael. But this is a Saturday birthday. Is this still Michael Keaton? It is. Michael Keaton, star of multiplicity. She touched my peppy, Steve. He put the pizza in his wallet. One of one, maybe only two people that have made Marvel and DC movies. You don't get to do both a lot of things. And we started out as a comedian.

2:20:30Yeah. Like, hey, you're great actors. What in Leno? Well, the guy that, uh, or he helped Leno or vice versa. I can't remember exactly, but somebody told Keaton to switch to acting because he was really good. Yeah. Also, if you're young and you've never seen, uh, or even if you're old, if you've never seen the movie Night Shift, him and Henry Winkler, watch it. I like Ed Movey. The McDonald's movie. That was good, too. Uh, founder. Yeah. The founder. That was a good one. I always, uh, and got that at the, uh, the, uh, tabs, uh, fish camp. I would get the, uh, founder special. I got a founder, Jetsomiel. That was stupid. That was a great, great. I was, God gave me life and I just wasted it for that. I met you and now making me look good up here. They're good jokes. Only if I'm sitting here with him. Why are you doing it? I'm gonna be weird. Like she just, let's listen to my son. He's looking at me. Barry, come up here to the white throne. You can look down on earth and see what's going on. All the pebbin' will listen to your son right now. He's embarrassed in heaven. Yeah. Bless her. Alexa, turn that down. Uh, Michael Keaton. Is Big One? Yes, Big One.

2:21:3070. And I'm surprised. Yeah. 75. What? 75, Michael Keaton. Can you believe it? That's great. Get your fat ass out of here. 75, so. I'm not a product endorsement. No, it's not really not. I have a happy, heavenly birthday for you, but a Sunday. Because he would have been 87 years old. And I just read that his last album is going to come out here soon. David Allen Co. Oh, wow. You know, would have been 87 years old. Yeah. Is Pillow, Paige, you know about his pillow? Yes. Where he likes to eat lunch? He had been drinking in bed, apparently. He had rum stains on it. That's the worst. What was? But it rum stains? I think it was. Dollar rum stains. Oh my God. Oh my God, that's a fussing name. You're going to war with what you have. Oh my God. Dude, I had to take it in my bag the other day. I found this crumpled up piece of paper. But I could see my handwriting all over it. And I was like, what is this? And that's a bunch of fussing names that we sat in here and said one day. Oh, Paige did that earlier as a bunch of slurs on a piece of paper.

2:22:32I know. So these are funny things. But this would be a funny one. And it was like, I don't get it. And then I got it. But it was funny. But I mean, like the first name was, you know, Mike. And the last name was. Yep. Ox takes real bad. Then. I take all of them. They don't sell them. It's an Austrian surname. Yeah. I think you graduated didn't you? The ox takes real bad. They came to our country into Maryland. And some of them integrated as far as Indiana. They were the oxweds. Yeah. Change your name. It's short. Wow. Yeah. Not related to the ox aplopin. No, the ox aplopin. I think they're all died out. They're all throughout the South. They're all in Dalton, Georgia too. Yeah. Up in Oglethorpe some. You guys are ploppin'. You could be a winner by Georgia Mal.

2:23:32Yeah. By the way, I hope you still listen. And he went old money. Cards is headed down to what I called earlier the old black woman race. Yeah. It's called the woman in black race. Son in white race. Someone thought I said the woman in blackface. No. The woman in black race. Junk's race, too. You got to watch Junk's race. Darlington. Okay. What's worse than two girls seasoning? That's his favorite clip over there. That boy, actually, ladies first. Page pick a hand left or right. Right. Right? All right. That is yours. That boy, you get that one. I was gonna pick the right one old money. Oh, nice. Junk! Look at that. Look at the back though. It smells good. Look at the back. Wow. I wore your beard all this morning. And it's nice. Probably what you do smell on your no-crail. Oh, did you go to FatboyScouts.com? No, I went to JeremyEllenberg.com, but they all go to the same place. The sucker's going to PSAD, didn't they? Yep. It's a... I'm giving the Travis. The 2026. It's a great.

2:24:322026. I'm giving the Travis. 2026. I'm giving the Travis. Oh, Penini select trackside action signatures. And it's number nine. That's a great part. 99. So he gave me one. So he gave three of the 99. Just look at it. Like, it... Like, 4% of the whole population of those cards. Jugg suit. Like, uh, Litters. Yeah. Well, that's the... The prison part of it. All right. Be careful this weekend. I hope you ain't got to work Monday. If you do, don't be mean to the customers like me. This is going to come to your restaurant. Who is number nine? Because you got to work. I know. I said that in 99. You're my card page. I got one for you. Hi. You want to buy one? You want to trade? You want to trade. But what? Hang on. Is it a shirtless? You got shirtless? Wait, what numbers do you get? What number do you got at a 99? She got 16. I got 68. Oh. Swap him. Why'd you give her the Goomban? Uh, well, what in the goomban? I kept the number 51. You have a great weekend. Everybody.

2:25:32Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. And this is the last call of my name. When they pick her back and forth, that's a trip. I love to hear him argue. Right. That faded back. It faded back.