THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 09/03/26

0:00The rise guys suck it. Tickle it guys. Yes, sir. Rise guys morning, Shogun. Morning to you. It is Thursday. September 3rd, 2026. Again, I ask you what a time is. Where did Tom go? Where's that you didn't see it? It ain't up in here. Not to near forgot to turn us on. It's like Pueh. It's up in here. Pueh. Yeah, you uh, Pueh. It's interesting time because like to me every day drags. Wow. Like for you, it's like flying by. Oh no, I wasn't talking about you dressing as a lady. Really every day tracks. What you know they say that. What just does. Okay, that's a good point. You don't know in the other point of view. I get that. Okay. Like you know, you look at the clock. You know, like I was two o'clock and you're like, okay, now it's 220. You know what that sounds like to me and I know this isn't you,

1:00but if I didn't know you, I would think you're waiting to die. Oh, God. Don't think like you think it about that. Yeah, I don't think that much about it. Again, I'm not the deep person. So I don't like that. That don't look for the deeper meaning and stuff. All right. But you know, they say the years are short and the days are long. There are. It's just like, you know, it feels like Thursday. Like, okay, I feel like it is. I feel like this week's been, you know, long enough for today's Thursday. Well, I just met the calendar date. But again, that's the sign. I've come to terms with my age. I really have. I see these various commercials. I say this from time to time, you know, where they're making fun of the dad type or whatever. And I'm like, God dang it. That's me. That's me. I'm talking to the Uber drivers. Here you are. I do the same thing. If somebody's food is there and they've called the name, I'm like looking around to see if anybody's waiting.

2:01I was going to like point to him. But like, I'm. Yes. What is that? So what's so bad about that wanting to be helpful? Because you want to know some kind of bullying tactic. You want people to get going. I do this in traffic, you know, I'm constantly honking the horn. Hey, let's go pay attention. Yeah, let's get moving. He gave it a honk or a little. A tip. Yeah, but he taps it. I'll do the honk. But then I do the fingers too. Like, let's go. Get going. You're that guy. You want the world to move because everybody, not everybody. There are a lot of people with their heads up their ass constantly. I agree with that. It's like make up your damn mind. My head up their ass do you look mean generally on their phone? Yes, you're not paying attention or just being stupid. It's like, when you go, I'm going to say retail. It's not the most important decision of your life, but sometimes for people it is. Oh my god. Yeah, feel a realtor. Well, that is completely different. But if you're buying a lipstick or a fragrance, I mean, come on. It shouldn't take that long, I'm just saying.

3:01Or lunch. All day long. Like pick what the hell you want to eat and let's go. Or like if you do walk into that restaurant, some nice restaurants, I mean, not like five star Michelin's, but like, you know, like a nice restaurant, but you go order at a place and they give you the little thing and then you go sit down and they bring it out to you. So it's not like you, but those people, this is such a every man in the world conversation I have. Those people who go and they cross their hand, their arms, they look up at the board. Look at the place. Like this is never been there when we tried to start accommodating everybody. This is when it slowed down progress when they used to have a meat and three. That was it. Yeah. One meat. There were three sides. That was it. You have a salad. I just didn't get gluten out. Salad off.

4:02Well, all those people, Jesus, wait for something to magically appear on the table. And everybody decided they want to get coffee bar in there too to work it out. Different line for that. It's just. Yeah, but see, COVID shortened menus. Are they coming back? You know what? I'll mention this place, McDonald's. When you go into McDonald's, order at the kiosk. Don't go to the counter and wait. They don't like have time to take your order. My hand to God, I've not been inside of, I swear to God. I've not been in the McDonald's since I've seen them having kiosks. I did that was I assume they maybe did it. Some of the beggar, but I had no clue. Every one of them now has changed. I'm not going to say I took Jasper there. I said this the other day took him to McDonald's and you know, he stole his nuggets. Now he gave it, gave me his nuggets. I always order on a app though, you know. Did you have a handful of his shirt when he gave you that nugget? Right around his neck. I said, listen, you can have the nuggets.

5:02I want the hello kid of toy. I love saying Rio kid. God, somebody would just walk in every time never fails and go to the front. And I'm like, hey, dip S dumb F or just slide back and look over my shoulders or look around me and look up. I don't get right up in front of the register. It's like you're lucky they give you your order on time. Yeah, plus it's McDonald's. I mean, how sophisticated is it? You know, the the the McDLT is no longer available. The fish is always around not even there in what he called yeah, Passover religious, so whatever. Yeah, observances. God forbid you're trying to log into your rewards account because they can't figure that out either. I mean, you must have like a big, well, I have a ton of pictures. We've talked about that. But like I did I had to delete several apps a while back because I was running out of I'm out that one. I was running out of like space.

6:03I guess it's the word I'm looking for. Yeah, it's very nice space. It's not infinite. And you got to have the work you got to have three different apps to get work email. You really do. Double authenticate or whatever you call it. I get it like factor. Imagine if you're like in Congress how many things you'd have to have. You know, I had somebody offer me at the angels the other day. I forgot my advantage card and I didn't do the phone number. I'm like, just whatever I want you to use it. And then somebody behind me said, you can use mine. Of course. And I said, no, because you're going to get my points. Yeah. You'd rather give them to no one than to someone. Yep. God, man, what a dick. That's really hard. Like they were just kind of like an innocent dick. Like that's just like you're not necessarily being mean about it. But you're like, you don't want to go through the hassle of stepping over and scanning there. I get that. I know when I'm that person and I offer, I want those points. That's why I'm offering. Yeah. But other people don't think about it. They'll take it and I'm like, oh, I got points. Yeah. But they're not getting mine. So they're going that they've they've disappeared.

7:04They've evaporated. Yeah, they just go back to Bob English fan. So you're going to pay more for stuff. Oh, yeah. And the long run because I want those. Not Bob English Bob Ingalls. Bob English was a politician. Yes, you're still is, maybe. I don't know. I'm not. I've been Bob once years and years. Which one? Ingalls are Ingalls. The politics of the grocery store. Ingalls, Mr. Ingalls. Oh, you do. Okay. I know. It was a big dude. I saw him from a distance. I made him in. He was up in the. The. Croziness. Nice. That was a nice guy. He said, I appreciate you being here. It's talking to the shelves. Yeah, perfect hair. Oh, he did. I didn't even work for him. It was over for Pepsi at that point. Oh, nice. Like you bought it, Bob. I'm here to fill it. When you when you delivered for Pepsi, which I have to say, I'm team Coca Cola. I wish we give you. I mean, after what happened, you know, with me working there, I am too. Did it really did turn you like. Yes, it was just a bad work experience. See, that's when people work at their favorite restaurants, they end up not wanting to ever go to that restaurant again.

8:04Don't ever. If you love eating that, they're at that place. Don't don't work that. You will hate it. You will see the way things are prepared. You'll never want to eat it again. I like the co-workers with management sucks. But when you did the stores, like we've talked about this while you were delivering Pepsi, I was delivering the pornographic magazines. And to, uh, they were never spings. Spings didn't carry them. It was like your, uh, guess what? It was like your mom and poppers or whatever. I'd go as far down as Woodruff and Whartman way back. Or Central Action. I don't want to still carry them. This is a family run place. Yeah. Sometimes it worked with his mom. Did they have the wood grain, uh, plastic, cardboard in front of? Oh yeah. You can't see the cover. Because they still have the old shelf, this wood grain too. Oh, dude. I'd love, they used to have these old magazine racks that had like the names on there, like the, you know, like they didn't ride it on there, said playboy and then hustler with like their logo. I'd love to have that. I don't know what I'd do. It maybe make a pot stand out of it. You know, plant stand right, pardon. I don't know if you carried Bitty Tarr magazine,

9:05but that was a cool little plackered too. Oh no. I went them one before that. I went to a Bitty Tarr page, ever? Uh, no sir. Did they have those out in California, Bitty Tars? I don't know. Oh, well. That Bitty Tarr, you never saw her, uh, a bad old man. Oh yeah, I just saw her recently. Oh yeah, you did. They have green though. Oh yeah. That's really cool. Yeah. I think I have to. When you work that, uh, perhaps you're doing that, because mine came in these, you've seen them there, those green or blue, uh, totes that like fold in and close. Oh yeah, like the, yeah, the papers. So that's the way the porn magazines came and, uh, you did your DSD have to look at them and scan them when you brought them into the store? There was not such scanning at that point. Oh okay. I don't, I mean, to my, the, the, who I worked for, I didn't have a scanner. I had to manually log all that bull. Because I had to check the inventory, you know, when you brought it into the store and, you know, this was 97 though. 96 97. But, uh, we had to like, in the, in the fact, not so what,

10:06I brought them out on a hand truck. I didn't have a palette per se, but, uh, I sold that magazine. Palette per se. But anyway, yeah, porn page. So anyway, yeah, in the, in the warehouse, so you'd have to, oh, you'd have to find the, the, the skid, uh, or the, you know, the, the, the, the palette, slide the skid under there and then manually pump the palette jack and then hit that little clink and then drag it, sucker. I was watching the dude, speaking of sphinx, I got you, I got you a drink of rare page. Double plugs. Thank you. We got that magazine too. We're gonna, we got to pop it at the same time. I mean, page had a, uh, just a graining experience. I was like, I'm gonna, uh, make it feel like crap and give her a red bowl this morning. Yeah. Red butch is happy with it. We went into business for herself and got a red butch. Cheers. I do. So I don't remember why we were arguing. Oh, I don't need it. Oh, I remember. That's the, that's the good relationship with me.

11:06I was like, yeah, he's good about watching, watching. Oh, it, this is what he made a crack about, uh, a certain morning show, a little joke and passing. Oh, yeah. This is what he in return, aggressively busted balls. Oh, yeah. So good. He did. It was awkward for us to show. Always. No. Yeah. But it's fine now. We, we will get, oh, pumped up on caffeine together. I don't even remember. And if I do, I'm sorry. I digress and I remember. I mean, it's like, but he doesn't remember what day 9-11 happened on. Oh, god. It's a different speed to me. I think it was something. He's, he's so bored and he can't believe it. That the day is dragging for me is that I wish I had like five more hours than the day. So you have another job? Yeah. No, I can't. I'm doing working at a PT. I'd have more time. The suckers work a haul like over here. No, I just want to pay off everything. So then you're going to dead again. Why not? Because you'll buy a bigger house. When I was at the sphinx, which again did not carry pornography. At least to my knowledge. At least it used us.

12:06I was going, I went into there this morning to get there to the red bushes. And I'm watching the guy load drinks. I don't, it wasn't co-cola or Pepsi. It was one of those that like does a bunch of different. Somebody say load. Somebody say load. Reload. Where we're going, we don't need loads. He'll need them. We get Hum Depot, Matthew. So anyway, I'm all over this place. I don't need this red bulldoin. So better. I'm watching the guy, God, you got one? I need one. Close it up. The guy who worked for this company. His palette is essentially a robot. I'm not kidding you. He's, you know, he's pushing the little joystick on there. He's driving it up under there. He's hitting a button that lifts it. And then he's hitting a button that's like trailing him, walking. You know what? And I'm like, boy. The guy at Walmart, a busses balls every time I see him. I'm like, when I did this job, we had a pair of gloves and a rope. God, the gloves that turned,

13:08he still turned his hands black inside. They call it a 51 in my day. You ain't got the cards. I felt awful. I was not only selling pornotic, what, what, what, panonographic magazines? Who's not in there? I was walking around in blackhand. He wasn't blackhand. Yeah. It's, it's like a tribe. That's not good ever. I tell him first off, I'm like, you're a diversity hire. Obviously second off. What? Because I'm a blackhand? That's like why are you using them? It's a tribute band of blackfoot. Well, what was that while I was in band? That's okay. Well, what, so what did he say when you said that here? Did he say all of Shuttlebowl, man? I mean, he didn't say it, but he was more respectful than I was to him. Oh, yeah. But you could tell that he wasn't having. But you'd like to, be thinking about that like before Palette Jax, like, what did they do? Like, they just put that stuff on like logs and rolled it a little bit and then put a log out and rolled it a little bit and then put another log out and rolled like, you know. That's what the Egyptian does. I know. Did you mean the name? I did those palettes back then. It's speaking like you swallowed your tongue. That's all yours.

14:09That was awful. It was a rancid. It was harassment. Stop tape. That was just straight up harassment. It was like, it's a smaller tongue. It was, it's Lord. You did. Do it again. Try to make that sound. Oh, I can't hear it, name. I'm glad to get the other day. They named that dog, gravy. Wow. That's weird. That's a pretty, oh, that's his name, sorry. That's a boxer. Um, oh, no. Is that going around? I got to check up on that. Make sure it's not going around. Yes, it is. No, look, how long that is. That's the last thing I need. It's always going around. What is that a certain stare on something? And also, COVID, the new symptom is not like a respiratory thing. Oh, my God. Intestinal and diarrhea. That's what the other one was. Oh, I'm out of his. It's almost 15 minutes. I've had it since 15 minutes old. Hey, I haven't had a solid poop. I'm telling you solid work. Of course, me. You're getting out of the rear. Tell me. You ever heard anybody projectile vomiting? Yes. Yeah, I didn't do that the other way.

15:11I cannot find the story, but I saw it on the news. Family has a kid and they said, nobody can see their kid until they family can't see their kid until they have COVID shots. And in our country, it was our country. Wow. And I cannot remember where it was, but that was their rule. You know, I see in this baby until everybody gets COVID shots. Even if it means you got to have a booster or what, and I'm like, I would never see that kid because I think personally looking back was the worst thing I ever did. I figured. And I felt like my job was threatened if I didn't take it to be honest with you. Somewhat. Yeah. Which it was. It was. I mean, just illegal as hell, but whatever. You know, I got it three times with sick as hell each time. I only got it one. The shot didn't heal. I got it one time. And it was primarily, I was, you know what, it's funny about that. Like, I would chair, swear to God, look. Chair. Oh, nice. Oh, nice chair. So. Don't project. I was, look, I was in that mindset.

16:13This, I love the company I work for. I do. I'm here right now, ain't. Yeah. Oh, thank you for that. Well, I mean, it's, it's pleasure to be here. I don't have complaints other than that one. No, but like, the only reason I finally got it is there was possibly going to be an out of country trip that I was going to go. Sorry, I'm not doing a. I'm. No, I'm doing my temples. I think it's hilarious. You don't have to like apologize to me. He thought I was doing a thing. I'm just my side in my temples. No, no one in the room. He handed me a camera. David Bowler can do it, but you can't do it. I mean, double standard. Yeah, Elizabeth Taylor could do it. But anyway, um, Lord, want me back. Want me back. Why you take the shot? Sorry. Yeah, so. So, yeah, look at her. She's great. We're going to get this song today too, page. They. I was like having a two year old. I was wanting to know it's a 50 year old with a 15 minute memory span.

17:14That's pretty good. The 15 minutes. Right? Walking back. That's a lot of segment. Get off the table. Is what I'm saying. You were saying that's a, you know, it's good that we work for this company and not cumulus or I heart because I had a buddy that works at cumulus. He got X twice already. Yeah. Well, from the same place in different stations. Oh, it's good. But was he like a, uh, I hate the word jock, but was he like, do you have a show or was he just like all of it? PD. Oh, wow. Oh, Jesus. Dana Myrtle Beach. She was a tournament that's it was at a blood. I'm fortunate. I was all prepared, though. Like if it was like, hey, we're, uh, you know, we're going to fire you if you don't get it. I was all I was like, plan B. I know I was like class action. Let's go. Yeah. I really like. I was like, they, I was, I was meant. But I finally did get it to go ahead of the country. Yeah. What is this? Good for you. I didn't go ahead of the country then. No. Let's keep it. And I got sick as I got it.

18:15I had two shots and sick as genitals. Yeah. And I got it because I was, I was in a movie and we, we all the cast had to have. So sagged they made you get it. Yes. Oh, man. What an embarrassing time for the world. And second, they look back in his, we were just made that. Like, think about that. Think of 1933 or 38 where the government said, you have to turn in all your gold now. Everybody's like, oh, that for a minute. Like, think about, like, if that were to happen today, this was 1933 or 38. They said, you have to turn in your gold and exchange it for these dollars. Yeah, they could have. I think it's legal to keep gold. I don't know why the guys have found all that gold and belt from turn to view. Well, you'll turn gold. Have they come looking for medals, which they could, because we're running out of weapons or a trouble? Are we running out of weapons real? Yeah. God dang, toilet paper and then freaking real meat. And now this, we got submarines that they won't let the company out of Korea build force.

19:18Because they have to build that stuff. We need Lockheed to open a grocery store. Doc, could you imagine? Look at this. Well, first off, they've drawn to a grocery store. This is your manager. Wait a minute. Did you just shop with, with like a laser? They got that high tech crap. That stuff you seen on a star track. They do. They got look up what was the one swamp? What was the one? S. Nope. Swamp. Swamp is true. That's right, but true. We mentioned it one time on the air and some guy called in whether it was true or not said that that it was real. Some, uh, oh man. Some, it was some kind of government operation, like one of those cool classified names. And it was that of Lockheed Martin up here. I believe it for sure. The stuff that comes in and out of Donaldson Center. Yeah, man. Was Operation Bootybump? No. No, what is that when you do Coke with your butt? Or anything. Oh, you can butt chug, you can Coke. It's like the third time we've mentioned that. Well, you know, shout out to my buddy. He needs a booty bump intervention.

20:19Does he really? Yeah, I mean, everything's going up there. More going in and going out. Have you thought about maybe, uh, next time he like, does he pass out from the drug? Sure does he just, uh, I've heard that when you go that direction, it takes effect pretty quick. So maybe like put some like rubber some in up his crack next time. He can't do it anymore. Then I'd start off things I like having rubber cement. Things like what are you doing? I'm like, I'm up and dude, shut up. What are you trying to do, man? I'm up and while you're bumping. He's trying to kill one bird with two stones, guy. I love the, I love vernacular. For those from North South Carolina, that means like, words. Yeah, you already lined up in Margaret's right now, aren't you? Of course. It does. That's so fun. Man, like you ever, you ever heard a boss heard like a man, I enjoy when, when these people around here kiss my ass. But like, really? But when you, you know, people love that. I mean, like the managers, the ball, they love that power, you know, national boss day or whatever they do.

21:20Just the vernacular though, man. I'm like when people kiss my ass. That would tickle. That would tickle. It would be awkward. I would, I think it would tickle, which I think my first reflex would be fart right in their face. You'd have to. Maybe they want to the pastor for that. They're best fart. I know. They would look like, remember when Donald Duck gets, or not Donald Duck, Duffy, he gets shot in a face and blow his beak backwards. Well, yeah, that's not real life kids. That would not really happen real life. You're talking about the power. The grocery store managers have when they have the in caps, they control the in caps. They come up to you say, you want this in cap? Like, I'm good, man. It's not even my route. Yeah, but, yeah, but they would also get a bunch of free stuff from the distributors for giving them in caps. Yeah. Oh, man. Oh boy, you just brought back total memory. Would you like an in cap? God. I can make that happen for you. I'm a manager. Okay, so see if you remember this. Do you know what they would do when they, and you'll see this in your local still, when they did not sell an in cap or do it added value to a cell? Do you know what they would do?

22:21They fill it with a cell, right? Like the current cell. Like it was paper towels. Okay, maybe that, but like, one of the ones that they tried to sell that wouldn't already be the produce. Oh, yeah. You'll still see it. Usually with bananas, they will put bananas at the end cap. All the way away from the produce. Like, you went past, oh, hell, I forgot bananas. I appreciate that too. Well, think about it. Where's that end cap at? Serial, wow. Oh, yeah. I used to, I knew this psychology of the grocery store. It's still very active. Dude, English will put the bananas on the end cap door and make all the ingredients for banana pudding right on the same end cap. Oh, that's smart. The Nellowafers are nearby as well. Damn, I'm hungry now. It's all right there. All right, let's break so we can do more than one new story today. All right. And we come back and we'll talk about what's going to be on today's show. All right. It's the sun-motivated page. So I got a good story. Wow. She dressed like she's about to sexually harass somebody at the office.

23:22Oh, she's pretty loud. She's looking like Demi Moore in that. Oh, man. You were doing after work. What are you doing? What are you doing? Who are you doing after work? I don't know. I kind of just, because Brown's like the hot color they share. No, I know you're getting out of the brown. Yeah, but it's kind of like a pretty brown. If you love Brown, I got some underwear you love. I'm going to pass on that. They're brown underwear. I don't even like chocolate, though. So I'll take chocolate. Oh, Paige, it's in lieu of Calvin Klein. We wear big brown underwear. I got to give it to you now that you said it. One word on the way out. You want to give it to me. I got to. I like big brown underwear. It's got his face right on the crack. Please. Legendary. He got his own listener and friend. I got the damn keyboard door. I'm stalling for you to get it. It's okay. Oh, here we go. Yeah. Big Brown underwear. What works then, uh, two girls seizing? Oh, that can listen to me. I love it. I love it. He's working on it. He said he still said the punchline. When you mess up the set up, the punchline is just as funny. It's like answering on jeopardy.

24:24They're going to give you the answers. The other. What is? Who is? Who am? Who is you? Figure this one out, Paige, to get to the other side. I'll be your order. I'll be your order. I'll be your order. I'll be your order. I'll be your order. Oh, I can't say that one. It's dirty. Okay. Well, tell me off there and let's come right back. It's the chicken or the egg joke, but it's not which was first is which did on who? And then someone calls you a bad word. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got any more jokes, big. Call the F.O.F. online if you want to. Yeah. You know what? That is dude. That is so crazy because on my phone, I have one here. Since we're not doing like, we're doing F.O.F. every other week. Yeah. That maybe not the by week of that. Maybe once a month. Friday, joke off, but people calling and do it on so we can believe them. Yeah. When we used to do the joke off, everybody always got dumped out on because the punch line would be dirty, dirty words. Because the chili joke is about everybody knows the chili joke.

25:24You can do that one. I don't know the chili joke. You don't know the chili joke. Oh, tell it to us we got a bird. Yeah. Okay. Page. When I die, I want to be cremated. And I want them to put my ashes and my boyfriend's chili. But I didn't know yet. No, no, no. This is a fire. This is a fire. It's not going to be 90 seconds. You do it. Well, why? So I can tell that answer one more time. This is the rise guys. I love the rise guys. They're funnier than anyone else on the reddit. Yeah, the rockets are great. They're crazy. You're listening to the rise guys morning show. Hello. All right, can I speak with Todd, please? Yep, those great. Hey Todd, I saw the ad on Craigslist. You got the 42-inch V-Series LCD flat panel. Yeah, yeah. Okay, is that still available? Yeah, yeah, it is. Okay, perfect. Now, can I ask you a couple questions about it? Yeah, sure. Okay, does it have like, is it 1080p? Yeah, yeah. Okay.

26:241080p and so I can use my HD, tuner on that and everything's fine. Yeah, yeah, it does everything. It's only year old. Okay, now the true cinema capability. Do you know what that means? I saw that in your listing, but I'm looking it up online and I can't find anything about it. No, I just, I cut and paste that for an Amazon. Ah, okay. All right, and so it retails for $1,099 and you're son for 500. Do you mind me asking why you're being so cheap on it? I mean, I'm just curious, do you have anything wrong with it at all? No, no, it's perfect. It's just that I need a bigger EV. I don't want to hear what it is. Actually, can you hold it, somebody's at my door and they're knocking pretty feverishly. Can you hold it on one second for me? Yeah, yeah. Okay, hold it, I'll be right back. I don't know. I mean, lay the phone down. Hello. That's Colin Jilly. He's time. He's time. He's time for God's sake. God dang it. I forgot. Hello. Hello. Oh, hello. Hello.

27:25Hello. Yeah. Yeah. I was trying to dial out. I'm sorry, you must already been on the line. Who's this? Oh, hi. Your friend just called me. He's calling me about the TV. A TV. Yeah. Well, you have a TV yourself? Yeah. Oh, really? He talked about getting one. Okay, that'd be good. And the TV for the place. Yeah, I don't know anything about it because he didn't tell me anything. What kind of TV is it? So it's a 42 inch flat screen. Oh, wow. That's real nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's good. It's good. I just need a bigger one. But it's like a year old. It's worth a thousand bucks. But I'm selling it for 500. That's it? 500 bucks? Yeah, 500 bucks. I'm working with you, meat man, because I like to buy it. That's a thousand dollar TV. You're selling for half. That is a steal. How old is it? It's only a year old. It's only a year old. Dude, I'm wide open, man. I was coming in to call my buddy to go to the gym, but I could put him off a little bit if I need to. We can meet up. I just got to go by the bank first. Great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I come over. I'll be here.

28:25It's all good here. So like, it's for today. It's all good too. Okay. I was going to use the phone. There was some guy on it and he's selling the TV. So we're about to meet up in a little bit. Yeah, and no, I'm... But you mean you're meeting up with? Like, called the guy. Well, yeah, I went to use the phone because it was laying here and then he was on it. So we struck up a deal. What the f***? It's the same thing you did with Jessica. Well, you weren't here. What? It's the phone. So because I'm not here, you just go, you're going to f*** Jessica's because I'm not here. And now because I go to the door, you're going to f*** me out of this TV. I'm sorry if you're going to... I'm sorry! What the f***? God s***! Oh my god. You... What the f*** are you doing? Constantly... Constantly... Constantly! Take it off of me. Quick! Where are you? Where are you? Get off! Stop it! Quick! Get off! Jesus Christ! Stop it! Oh my god. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Find some bleach. Hello. Hello? Okay, so when can I come look at this TV? Wait, what the f*** was that? I...

29:25My roommate picked up the phone and he's probably just playing the joke. So can I come by this afternoon? Actually, probably tomorrow, because I got a... With that... With that gun? With that gun? No, it's that thing. It's my phone's going in and out. So it probably have to be tomorrow. Kind of got my hands full now. I... You know what? I think I'm just going to... I have some other offers. I think I'm going to go... Yeah, but I don't think you're going to be hearing from my roommate. So I'll just... I'll tell you what, let me get everything cleaned up. I'll give you a call back. No, I'll give you a call back, okay? I'll give you... I just got to go get some bleach. I'll be back. I got to run a CVS, okay? Yo, okay, jeez. Tatip, type and text your message to TRG at 800-774-0093. I'm a wonderful West Korean kid. This is the Rise Guys Morning Show. The news matters. It matters where you get your news. It's Rise Guys Headlines.

30:26Good morning, everyone. Well, there was a study that was done at the University of Paso, Fundo in Brazil. Paso Fundo. Uh-huh. And they... They had a group of medical students. And they had to look at images of breasts. Nice. Okay. And the big question was... They didn't say they were human. Well, that's a good one. Alien boobies. They have any online courses? They wanted to know the preferred boob shape. The greatest transfer? The greatest transfer? Uh-uh. Champagne glass. So this study of boobies was for, you know, what was the, uh, the opinion of men and plastic surgeons? What, what is the belief out there for boobies? Because times are a change in. And what they found that bigger isn't always better. Yeah, it depends on what else you got going on. Well, you've often talked about having too big of an ariola.

31:27Not you yourself, but that could be problematic. What's a little distracting? If the, the actual... If the difference between the nipple and the ariola, the nipple is the, you know, the little, you know, the little thing that looks like the end of a pencil. Or a pizza topping? The eraser part. Or a pizza topping. I've seen some Italian sausages. I hope not. Not that bad. But then, but then the, the, the, the ariola, which is like the rings of Saturn around it. Yeah. Can be very dark in color. Or completely the same color almost as the skin. Like, I'm still going to look, but this is, uh, it's distracting if, uh, you know, you don't really have a nipple is kind of rubbed off on the end. And like, you do your real look. Looks like the end of a football. Wow. I get turned on by women who have inverted nipples. Cause I think it's more of a challenge to make them hard. We had a girl that came, that called Aunt Kissouli. That's too much. Affended because her boyfriend said that she had ugly brusque.

32:29She was an invertee. God, I know we shouldn't show this picture. She was an invertee and she was really hurt by that. And so here we go. So the breast pictures were broken down to different ratios between upper and lower portions. We have 40, 60, 50, 50 and 60, 40. A lot of numbers. Only 10% prefer the 60, 40 ratio. And that's where there's a more volumous upper half. It's not what I thought she'd say. Uh-uh. Close to 29% prefer the low hanging 40, 60. Like the meat flaps? Low hanging. Oh, that's just thinking of the nipples. The nipples touch the stomach. Oh, yeah. But 61% of the students prefer. You ever seen a woman who touched her breast into her pants by accident? Yeah. Oh, that doesn't sound very comfortable. Um, but over 61% of the students prefer the 50, 50 ratio, which is nearly many prefer the nipple placement being right in the middle.

33:30Where the hell is it normally? Well, I mean, she's saying it's like, you know, they're looking down. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Almost. So, but what if you got one that looks like Robert Gibson's eyes? No offense, Rob. Or, you know, where they're pointing opposite directions. Like, period seven. Why why goes through all this? The researchers hope that these were really wrong. More of a result. Well, inspire plastic surgeons to work on procedures that prioritize symmetry. Well, the tear drop is the, uh, that's the most popular, right? When women are going to get the end plan or whatever. That's what they ask for. I thought there was something with the champagne glass. Look, there might be. Because you want them to go like almost, okay, updated procedures. You almost, well, this is what what I remember from that. And I'm not saying my own personal purpose. I told you, I'm an inverted guy. Which I think is really. Luckily, she's into growers. Yeah. You're rolling. You're sex is a lot of work. And well, you know what?

34:31Everything in life is. And it nothing comes easy. And if you're like me, you just want to get there and, Wambam, thank you, ma'am, I'm leaving. No, sir. You're having less me in sex if you thought, thank her as an angel. Mostly. Oh, good. You know what's worse than two girls, Scissoring. Please, I did this punchline. It was worse being, God, dang it, that's got to be a hot key. How is it in a hot key? I can't. You ready? Okay, what's worse than two girls, Scissoring? That's so good. Yeah, it's great. Like, I hate to say this, but the smartest people will get that joke. But if you're looking around like, I don't get it, ooh, sorry. Ooh. They're so great. That was great. Like, it's, it's one of those things. What's worse? Now look at any of them. Yeah, cool. I'm never going to say to a chick, oh, those suck, like, you know, I don't like them. I'm like, yeah.

35:31Now, I did send my husband one picture with the girl that you sent me the picture. I've got blessed our shared one. Really consider like, like, why was the girl trying to get us to somehow hate for her to get a breast fix? Because one look like. One was a lot bigger. One was, you know, regular size. The other one that like, it was like a can of lopin' a sock. She's got big knockers. That's it. That's it. It was weird. I'll be there later, be ready. I've never seen that. Like, what is going on? What have you got? What do you think is the stern when we got like $50,000 plastic surgery? Yes, we're giving away. It's not the 12 boobs of Christmas shout out, bum. Right. We did that. We've been troubled. Now we give way access. I have an X, yes, all the griff. I think mine are somewhat proportionately, at least I hope. I mean, maybe everybody has one bigger than the other. I got an app working fine that out. I want to take a top off. Do you have one that's like bigger than the other? No, I don't think so.

36:32But did they look like, they both look huge. Did they, you know, when you're looking in the mirror, does it look like two sets of eyes looking at you? Yeah, they're not going down. They're not pointing down there. You don't have one that's like slow side. Or so up here. No. Yeah, that's good. That's so up. If you did, would you like put like something in the other broad, lifted a little more, you think? Oh, you're thinking about that. Like, they'll brawl like, you know, we know a lady that had one leg shorter than the other one. And she would have to put this heel into her shoe. I would say I wear a bra 80% of the time. Nice. Only 10% when I sleep, I take my bra. Or sometimes I get wet. That's only 90%. What about the other 10%? Top. That's got to probably. Give her have one kind of drop off the side of the bed. Roll over enough. Yeah, no. Like just drop a bowling ball on the floor. Give her a wake up. And we can loosen drinks. We have two ball-headed men and headlobs. Wake up.

37:33This is the right ball for my hands. Yeah. When they pick her back and forth, that's a trip. I'd love to hear him argue. Right. The right guys morning. Yo. To the re-join remix. No big and skeleton. Skelet. That's why the whole coconut had one of those. Skelet. Brother. I said somebody a message yesterday. A girl was on Instagram. She had a bandana on, but she's got a long blonde here. Yeah. I said, he'll yeah, brother. I don't think she got it, but I got it. That was enough. Like who was the rap female rapper that uh, it was Nicki Minaj. Nicki Minaj. She was wearing the same thing, Shedder Blonde wig on her. It was like, you didn't like the whole, she's like, who screw you? Who the, who the, who the, who the, who the, like, who the, I tell you what, go to your co-workers today when you get to work. Show them a picture.

38:34I'm gonna do that, you know. If I can hook up with somebody who can, I don't mean sexually. I mean, collaborate. I'll donate someone who knows how to do, cause like cool videos and stuff. I have a, I get ideas to do stuff like that, but I don't have any, I don't have any, you know, anybody that knows how to, I don't want to go out with a damn selfie stick and do this stuff. I don't know. It can't be that hard, right? To edit it, to get it on there. I don't know. I see some people that have these big old page, probably knows what these are called. It's like a, it looks like a big pool noodle, except it's a square. And there's like a camera in the middle of it. And they're just walking around holding it like this. It's like it shifts a little. You can turn it. Yeah. It's locked on to your body. Maybe you can do this. And you have other people who just have the regular phone out there. And, you know, but it's in the middle. Yeah. Research says that's what people like now. They're back to, they don't want you, they don't want celebrities or anybody to be on a level.

39:35Then, higher than they are, it's for social media goes. So they don't want all the polished pictures. They don't want the perfectly, they want the stuff where you're just sitting there doing like a selfie video with your phone in your ear. So I hate that when people don't edit the video. So in the end of the video, you see them just, yeah, I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. It helps me too. I don't know why it aggravates me so much. I was like, oh, trim it out. You just got to take your finger and slide it the lift a little bit. So you got to lift. It's not much effort at all. I'm just, you know, just wipe it. Just go to people that work today. Show them a picture of Hulk Hogan and ask him who this is. I'm telling you, I just, two out of four, they won't know who it is. They just won't say his name right. They're going to call him Hulk Hogan. They're going to call him Hulk Hogan. They know, I mean, tear. People can't say it right. It's so weird. Hulk Hogan. Is that what you're talking about? Hulk Hogan. Yes. She's in the video or something. Hulk Hogan. Who said I look like Hulk Hogan? Who said I look like Hulk Hogan? Hulk Hogan. That's a tough one to say. Hulk, it's the bandana.

40:36Yes, the bandana. Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan. By the way, I have one of the wildest freaking stories. You know, we don't do sports really anymore. No, no. Thank God, nobody misses it either. So, you know, oddly enough, I fought for that. I was like, man, we got to do sports and in fact, I was like, man, people in other sports come find sports, you know? Guess what? I did not fight for it. I was anti-sports. Well, he was anti-sports because he was the sports information director. God, she just put a whole mouth on the red butch. How did she do that? How did you do that, Paige? And she licked her lips afterwards. Like the whole mouth of it was in yours. First off, she put two hands on the can. Then she put it right up to her. I did not. Well, she just went mid-label. She did. She did the pinky out so I come on. First, what else can I say? God, the busier women do that when they're doing HJs? Yes, they do. When you're going to do one thing or out? Just to immasculate the man to like, okay.

41:39Well, slapping it around a little bit. You obviously need two hands but you still do the pinky out just to, you know, trying to get the last word. I'll give you both hands but you're only going to get my edge. By the way, I have to, I don't want to let the cat out of the bag too early because I was told this inside information but we have a new, famous person listening in our, or I shouldn't say listening, living in our listening area. Oh, really? Yes. I'm not going to say where he lives but I want to say welcome to our area. The artist formerly known as Kofi Kingston. Really? Yes. Nice. Can't say much more than that but I... That is really cool. Is he living easily? Can't say. Can't say. Are you going to stop? I'm going to be... He's going to be known as Kofi King now. Hope he lives in Clemson, so I can... Yeah. Cause I... See him on the way home. I hope he lives close to downtown Grenfell. Cause I'm saying. Yes. And then Xavier Woods is back to being Austin Creed now.

42:41Nice. He's already got a local ties in with me. Forage would have firm in university. I know. For a man that's a good school. Now they were kind of pricks to us that day when they came in here. But kind of. They were just in a, you know, a bad mood I felt like. E was awesome. Big E was great. Like you don't have to work the gimmick man. Big E is still WWE though. And they kind of gave us crap for knowing the lingo but we're, you know, the smart mark. That, well, that's, you know, there's two, there's three kind of wrestling interviews you can do. You can do the one where you're coming in saying, okay, this stuff's fake. You get, you know, nine times out of 10. You can get humiliated or punched. Yeah. One of two. You can, you can, you could say that. You can play the role where, oh, you guys, you know, oh, don't, you know, or you can do like what we do is kind of a borderline smart mark where we know some of the industry terms and know some of the stuff and actually know some of the boys. We think they appreciate, you know, because they don't get a whole lot of. But if they don't know that we know some of the boys and girls, they look at us like, why are you speaking our language? It's like cultural theft or something.

43:44It's like when they're talking to Van Ville or somebody like that. Like when they're talking to us, you know, they're going to get a little of the lingo. Yes. We're going to talk about getting over and showing color, brother. Plus you saw it happen to Richard Belzer when you, you know, she told Hogan it was fake. Remember when Vader who rest in peace, big van former dude, one of the last, one of the last interviews that man did for he died. Rest in peace. Yeah. He could have watched his gear more but still. That's what every wrestler always told us. He's so bad. Yeah. What a legacy. What does he smell bad? He would not watch his gear on purpose to mess with him. He would. It's just been nobody wanted to work him because he wouldn't watch his gear. Yeah. And then Sean Michaels yelled at him to move. But then the pace, they're doing the, waiting here. Oh, poopy. Maybe a little both. Oh. You know, fat people stink. They would do the, uh, the, the, I told you how else is right. You know, they would do the show for the troops. The WWE would go over there. In this particular time, it was the undertaker taken on Vader.

44:45Undertaker. Thundertaker. One word. Thundertaker. Not from Gaffney. And, uh, the guy from Kuwait, they were interviewing him on a TV like your Carolina would be here locally. So they were like your Kuwait. And the guy, you're, I'm not, you, you wanted me to do a Kuwaiti impression. Of course. I can't come on. I can't give you a little Middle Eastern. I'll do Middle Eastern. I don't want to give it to anyone. Yo. Are you a boy? Oh, dude, Vader grabbed that guy by the throat and like lifting him. Almost like, oh, Jerry Sags did me that time. And, uh, like, like, lifting, like, lifting him up into chairs says, just feel fat. The you, and it was not a work. Like, they held him in prison for two weeks. Why is WWE came back and left him in Kuwait? Yes, I was.

45:45What's the channel? What's the channel now? What do you waterboard you? How you like? Yeah, I'm gonna take it on. Sure. All right. Well, who's the most famous example? I can't think of right now. Name escapes me. Smack the reporter. Got in a lot of trouble for it. Dr David Schultz. Yeah, that's what it would be. Why do you smack, smack them on the head or? Like in the face, just like, I'm strong. Open, yeah, open hands. Yeah, tons, you got a ton of money too. John, what was that guy's name? John Stossel. That's who it was. Yeah, it was. John Stossel. The other hand, I pulled that out of my ass. He did it. I don't know how my nephews are, but I knew John Stossel. I reported her asked about a question he didn't like or just randomly punched. He was backstage. Vince McMahon told the boys that there's a guy here talking crap about wrestling trying to do an undercut. It was before they came out with it being sports entertainment. So Vince said, somebody got on there and give him an interview, you know, kind of like give him an interview. Boys, maybe. Or did he? Yeah, he gave him a, he gave him an interview. He jumped up. Yeah, he gave a lot of money from it. It was just a real hard, open hands smack. And then Hogan was Hogan and Mr. T. We're really just Hulk Hogan on Richard Belzer.

46:48Yeah, he'll choked him out. And then there was a, he would, she got a lot of money for that too. I think Belzer got almost a million bucks. Oh, yeah, he dude, he freaking passed out and cracked his head wide open. Yeah, hard way bleed, hard way bleed. He was showing color brother right there. He was. What even gigan? Haha, he did get hard way. God, man. Yeah, it all comes back to wrestling. I love it too. Remember, Arn Anderson at the time, I said. He almost made you ask yourself. Arn Anderson almost made me ask myself. Yes, he did. He, he, he, I flipped him off as a young boy and that guy caught two flipping them off. He, he was as close as I am to you page, because I had all seats this particular time, the gramma mamma, I'd have torn maybe. My mom, why? And he could, and I just do the thing where this lift my hand that real slow and give him the finger. And he looked right at me. You know, the way a good hill would he just, did his eyes real big and just slowly lifted his and flipped me back off. Oh my God, I fell to the ground. That's like a homie. Bro, man. This next thing he's going to do is the thing about the throat. He's going to give me a spine buster.

47:49Do you think Dusty went back and do that? That fat hair is cute in the aisle, baby. It's flipping everybody off. Go to that fat cute up there. Look, our future is that I better have. Somebody go with veg, me, baby. Flip them back off. Oh God. Oh, man. You know that that little fat finger from anywhere. So big when you look at the foot. I didn't see him. He must have been at the snack bar. Snack bar. Why don't they do those anymore? No one does snack bars. Look full of fat middle finger with the bullet dripping off the baby. It's a greedy little fat finger. I don't know. We saw some fingers. No, that's his finger. It's his real finger. It's his real finger, baby. Faking it no date. I'm surprised. He recognized me. I don't want to go to fake it based with him. He's a big finger boy. Get the owner of this number, the baby. Imagine dating a young Andre the giant. Getting the second base. Out of bored. Out you all out. I got to stop. That's serious. When you start doing dusty. You're going to do it all day. Oh well, you know what?

48:49You know what? The craziest thing about that is people that don't know wrestling a lot, not all the time, but a lot of time. So now we do dusty roads and impressions. Think that I am doing a culturally inappropriate. And come on. Which is crazy. So had you not know it, baby? It was just, it's just so. You know, like it's so. Are you making fun of someone, sir? What is that impersonation? No, I'm making fun of a man from West Texas. You understand? His, you know what his daddy did for a living? Plague, you know what it's, play, can I call you, play? Played, baby. You know what his daddy did for a living? What? He was a plumber. Plumber? It's right. He was the son of a plumber. Son of a plumber, baby. He was the son of a plumber. It's fun when you do it and other people do it back. Like, hey, you know the bit, bud. Yeah. Yeah, but there was, what's the, what's the one that gets on your nerves? I know the answer to this because I was doing it one day and I could tell you when people start talking like, much you mean. Oh, yeah, yeah. It just seems like people own cocaine.

49:50Yeah. Yeah. Doing a much you man. Snap in the your hands if you don't want you to. Who's in here talking about snapping into somebody's face? You don't go with, let me get the mic. Who said, Mike Tyson? No, with me. That's the road. Oh, that's the phone one to do too, Tyson, because everybody's Tyson's different. You know, hey, how you doing? You just got to pretend like half your tongue's missing. Pretty easy to do. Let me get $20, the number six, baby. And then when the guy does it back to you, you're like, hey, you know what's that all right? It said, please come in five for my defeat. You don't buy a slim Jimmy like, uh, you're just going to be real good. And I'm not using any of this jack links. So much. Jack links. Yeah, you're good. Jack Miley. Yeah, you sure coulda rebord. Yeah. I can't see page is going to hear him so much. She's going to start doing them. Do your watch. Do you do your watch your man page? I can't talk to that. I can. Yeah, it's kind of like more kindrex mixed with a little John Fores.

50:54Yeah, it's probably easier for her to do a dusty. Go ahead, give this some dust. Big dust. I don't know what dusty. The mechanism does it rolls the tower of power to sweet to be sour. Power to sweet to be power. No, it's somewhat fun, baby. You can talk about anything. I don't want to make fun of it. You can talk about you swimming butt naked in the pool last night. You were talking about peace. Some about last night at midnight. She go out and get a pool swimming. She was getting different with them suckers floating all in the water, baby. It's like there's three people in the pool. She's like, no, it's just me. I have something to say. One number does it all. 877-49093. That's communication. This is the Rise Guys Morning Show. In 2004 at 510 AM, a UFO was spotted over easily South Carolina. Easily 911 was flooded with one call. The one guy who saw it has committed at least 15 minutes per week to look outside of what the media reports,

51:54to read between the lines. Because that is huge, pushy beard, or the true location of Area 51. It's now time for Batman's conspiracy mysteries. Hell yeah. Oh, I told you both that I wanted you to have a pen and a piece of paper ready. What I got? You got it? Boom! Until it gets thrown away. Well, I throw away fatty. Get over there and throw it away. See if you have any paper left there, that's out. I'm sure other people have to deal with that. When other people come in on their shift and just throw away things or take it. He's like a clean Tasmanian devil, like a tornado of organization. Yes, but what you know what, and here's the thing. We shouldn't have an askin'. You know, I haven't seen him to ask him, but I haven't said, hey, we got a myriad of things that are missing from the studio.

52:58Do you know anything about it? I don't think you did. I, I play the fifth. But the stuff we've left around, like the cleaning people never took. Like, I, there, there's a jug buck that's always right here on my desk. I keep it for good luck. Never goes away. There was a white stand. I would put the, the webcam on for... Yeah, what happened to that? That's gone. The first bottle of Fat Boy's Applewood bacon beard oil. Gold. Bequeathed the Fat Boy. The only other one I have, I gave it to my buddy, Skeet. Like, I don't have any more. Skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet. Yeah, all right. We need a video, by the way. Come on. Dang it. Yes, just everything is gone. Oh well, it's, yeah, look. Where is that though? That's why I was gonna ask. Well, where is that? Maybe it's, maybe it's Dazzle. I'm surprised that the, oh, it's a Dan went. It's the night guy. That's weird. It's not guy. Cowboy Cowl, the Tucket, the Tuxels. Maybe it's one of the, one of the other morning shows that I've been holding up to the years.

53:59What up, Cammy Gottis? Yeah, they're like, oh, I'm gonna get you back. I'm gonna take some of that stuff. Teach you what this is. Paying this thing. I just got a pain that rhymes with spit, but I'll keep it in myself. Well, nice. That's what it was in the comments. Leave your split out of this. Just weren't a skirt today. Page. Oh. I, this, and I want everyone listening right now to participate. If you're, if, if as long as you're not driving and you're not. However. Well, yeah. You don't need a pen and a piece of paper, but fat boy and page two, because to make this, are we good on lights? Because we're video in this. Because it's going to be like a cool science experiment thing. I think so, unless you want really bright, really dark. No, I think it like, as long as it looks good on there, I'm fine with it. And there's no after that. Am I on there? Yeah. And there's no echo, right? Yeah. It's like, no, there's no echo. There shouldn't be. But we'll, we'll figure it out in post for sure.

55:00Oh, yeah. That's right. We have that. The Christ didn't come in here and just tried to sabotage us. Or stole, man. Chris Evans. Ha! Now, this is an audio settings too, you fatty. Say you sound like a echo now, don't you? Yeah. You don't sound as crisp as me. He does have a, he has a, a nice, and he knows seriously. This is not me like backpedaling and not making math. Well, he doesn't, at first when I heard him on air, stole man from, uh, afternoons here at Rock On. Uh, whoop. No. Planting. Planting? He, uh, I always thought he was a smoker because that rasp. I was like, anybody's telling like, they got it. Like, Wolfman Chat had to be smoking like big old stories. But he doesn't. He doesn't. He's just, that's that natural. Ah. Smoking big cigar after the wolf mama. That natural voice. All right. Okay. I'm a whole bunch. That's a bit. So if you're able to, and you'll have to slightly concentrate to do this. So we just have a wolfman jack off. I think we can just do this. It's been years since we did a wolfman jack off. I think we did that here together. It was still a little bit of anyone.

56:00The last time we did anything similar was when we did that promotion with Jack in the box. And we've seen who could eat the most breakfast jacks. What did we call that one? Uh, it was the breakfast jack off. Yeah, it was. Yeah, you're good at it. It's the most breakfast jacks. Yeah. It was. It was. It was a good one too. Not one jump out. Oh, my. It's going to be on video. I know. That was some video. That was a video. He says. This is why I wanted to always always be on video. Because there's these fun little things that he does. Okay. So I'm going to read your mind. And I've done this four times now with people. And I have been. Sethethal. Full time. 100% of the time. So you're not missed once. Not a single time. I have it. I mean, four. I know that's not like a huge. And before somebody makes a smart-ass comment, no, one of them was not banjo my donkey that I asked. Oh, I know what he's always thinking. I've been. I know what he's always thinking about. He's always thinking about some good.

57:00He's thinking about a half a loaf of bread. You give him it once. This might be too much. No, what? Like, give me peace by peace, bud. What do you do? He's got his teeth are like 10 times the size of hours. He eats a bigger bite than we do. Plus, I like to put my finger. What now? Oh. You have the dirty mind. If I don't, his mouth would one piece of bread. There's a chance he could get my finger. So my finger has got a little cushion with half a loaf. Anyway, officer, did this batch? We got to. I know. Your animal. Animal finger guys. Animal controls them. Come over and make sure that. Check his fingers. What were we doing? Check your fingers, baby. I'm going to read your mind if you would concentrate. I need you to concentrate. Okay. Just perfect. Okay. I wrote the template. So I want y'all to to use pen and paper, though, so you can write it down so we can prove live on video and the radio, too. And on future podcasts that I can't in fact read your mind. I got no pen.

58:01Okay. Here we go. Answer these as quickly as possible. Those of you listening as well, feel free to text in at the end and tell me that yes, Matt, man, you did read my mind. Here we go. Answer it quickly. Don't say it aloud, but write it down if you need to. The last thing is what I need you to actually write down. But this does involve some pretty simple math, okay? Here we go. God, oh, I wouldn't even have a purpose. I wasn't doing another Wolfman jack off. I was just not telling him. That would be it, baby. Answer it quickly as possible. Think of any number between one and ten. Got it? It's these. Okay. Now double that number. Got it? Yep. Page? When you got it, just say got it. Okay. All right. Double that number. Now add eight to it. Got it, baby. Okay, remember you don't say got it. Okay. That's a mixed one. Divide that number by two.

59:02Okay. Got it. Got it, baby. Yeah. Got it. You don't like doing passwords or stuff, baby. That's a got it. Got it. Now subtract the original number that I asked you to think of between one and ten. Subtract that number. Okay. Got it? Got it. Now what you're left with, I want you to assign a letter. So for instance, if you had one, you would go A. If you had two, B, so on and so forth. For those viewing like Norris, he would be five. Six would be F and so on and so forth. You need that. Okay. The number that you have right now, assign it a letter. So if you don't tell me the letter or the number, if it's one, you have an A. If it's two, you have a B. God. If it's three, you have a C. Daddy's got it. Four is a D. Okay. Now quickly think of the first country that you can think of that has that letter

1:00:06and write it down. Got it. Place, if they say got it. I got it. I just like it. I love it, baby. Okay. Now, look at that country's name. If you wrote it down, if you not, just think of it. The second letter of that country's name. Think of the first animal you can think of. Got it? Okay. Ah, ah. Oh. Ah, this one. I'm going to get stuck. I don't have it yet. Hang on a second. The country that you wrote down. Yep. The second letter. The second letter. Think of an animal that starts with that letter. Oh, because I know it's going to come to me, but I'm trying to be quick with it. Ah, dang it, man. All right. I want to make sure that we're on the same page here. Yeah. There we go. The original number you came up with, right? Also going to only back to the beginning.

1:01:07Well, just to make sure. Okay. Because I feel as though there may be some bad math here. Okay. The number you thought of between 1 and 10. Don't change it, but the one we had, double it. That means times two. Did that. Add eight to it. Did that. Divide that number by two. Got it. Subtract your original number. Let me double check it. I don't know if it's right. Got it. Page, you got it? Yeah. Okay. Now, whatever number is left, give it a letter. So if you had one, you have a, if you had b, you have two. And vice and so on. Got that. Now, take that letter and think of the first country you can think of the stars with that letter. Got that. Got that. Now, look at that country or think of it and think of the second letter in that country's name. Yep. And then think of an animal that starts with that letter. That's from stuck. Yeah, I'm stuck too.

1:02:07Can I, well, I can't look at a, can I look at it real quick? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Let's say I am. Should do that earlier. I am thinking I might have found the two that I can't read the mind of right now, folks. Because this should be way easier than this is right now. But, but, but, but, uh, my gosh, my gosh, this is something is off here. I mean, this, uh, let me try this one. Y'all. Okay, I got it. Somebody can't add or divide here. If this is that much of a, I can't wait to go back through it. I got it. Okay. I don't know. I want to do a third round. Okay. It's after, yeah, we think of the number between one and ten. You got it. Oh, we don't change it. Just you got the original. We're doing the different one. Well, you said you want to do a third round. You're doing that. Third, make sure you're adding and dividing and all this correct. I'm going down. You want it right now. Okay. Well, I do. It's your job to add and just, so do you want to go?

1:03:10Do you want to finish that? I went and do another one or, or, or it's going to be the same result. I'm going to read your mind. Okay. I'm, then I'm not changing. You got to read my mind. Okay. If you did the correct. Math here, I will. Okay. First number you thought of, you're going to double it, you're going to add eight, you're going to divide it by two, you're going to subtract your original number. That left you with a number. You take that number, give it a letter, corresponds with it. One is a, two is b, three is c, four is d. Got it. Got it. Then you think of a country that starts with that letter. Got it. Then you think of a animal that starts with the second letter of that country. Got it. Then quickly tell them to think of the usual color of that animal. Most of this animal or this color. Got it. Okay.

1:04:10I'm ready to read your mind. Before I read your mind, I'd like you to hold up your answer to the camera. And I will look down. Or don't look. I'm not, that's where I'm not. Let me go this way. Don't put bad words on it because it'll get demonetized. All right, that's where we started. And then that's where I'm at right now. I think I got to, I wrote on there that I'm a retard or something. I know that. I know that. All right, I think I got it. I got it. All right, good. You both showed everybody at home. You both were thinking about a great elephant from Denmark. You got the color right. In my case, not the country or the city. Okay, I didn't say a city at all. Or the country and the animal, but you got the color right. Page, what did you write down? I wrote England. No way. Normal well. Oh my god, I almost had to do that.

1:05:13So do we go back through it from the beginning? First off, England starts with E. The country was to start with D. Say it's got a mind. She got chlorine, brain man from yesterday. But you, okay. Let's go back through the beginning. Okay, let me, the number that you thought of. Let's, let's, so I'll give you the answer and you'll go through the whole thing, right? Yes. Okay. The number you thought of was what? Nine. Okay. And then you're going to divide, you're going to double that number, set turns it into 18. And then you're going to add eight that turns into 26. Then you're going to divide that by two that turns it into 13. Now you're going to take the original number, which was nine, and that leaves you with four. You got that. I always like it. I ain't always that. Oh, you can't add. I thought you said take away eight from the third number. No. See, I did the right. Let's do another one. No. I want it to work because I had nine, 18, and then 26, because I thought you said add eight to that

1:06:15second number. Then divide that second number after that one. I did it three times. I did it three times. 918, 28, 28. We're going to have to consult a video on that. You think of a number between one and 10. Got it. Start it over. And I swear it will work. I think you did it wrong the first one, but we'll see. We have to check it. It's not possible. I don't know why I added one. Because I wanted to divided that one, but you said add eight then. It is at eight. Follow me again. So nine was the number I thought of. You said times two is 18. Right. Then you said add eight to that number and divide the next one by two. I don't know why I added that is correct. That number. So if I added eight to the 18, one had 26. And then you divide that number by two, which is 13. Oh, I did 18. Good, go. What a GD. Whoa, wait. GD here. I didn't want you to want the letter. I want to take phone calls right now to see if I didn't get

1:07:17everybody's right, except for y'all. Where did she miss? She was just like with the D in the E. God, we thought of the same number. That's the weirdest thing. I know this. Do we even talk about it? We did the exact same number. I know you did. I know you did. Except you can't add. I think I can. Because the contrary I came up with this one was India. And then you said come up with an animal with a second letter. I'm like, I don't know any animals. So I looked up, nurse shark, and then ended up with gray. And I have normal wheeler, whatever that was. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. I don't know. I couldn't think of something that was in there. God, this is great. That's not. It's not. This is why we all hit into this and stuff fake it. Because I can't think of it. This audience can't add and divide. And you try. Oh my God. This is the best, like the most fun conspiracy mystery ever. The weirdest thing is we have the same number, fat boy. Everybody did. Everybody did.

1:08:17I led everyone to coming up to the number four. And four of what had led everyone to a country that started to be. What? We started with nine. What did I think? We're just looking back and probably would have picked a different number to be honest with you. I have a trauma with that number. I've got one number for you. So how many fingers are on my hand right now? Do you want to take all this or some calls coming in? Just take them real rapidly. Oh, I can't. You know, you got to do the whole thing. But they won't hold. Well, you got to our hands. I got to ask them. Oh, it's good. It's going to be real rapid. I can't. I don't want legally. I have to. I know. But I guarantee you, Paige, that I got everyone's right except for you. That is weird. It was. I am so sorry. They thought of great elephant from Denmark. Great elephant from Denmark. I can't agree. Who is this? Notty. It's time to figure it out. Notty, what did you think of? Yes. I got it. But I started with seven. But I still got a great elephant.

1:09:19I know you did from Denmark. What's that the country? My was from Kenya. But I still got a great elephant. He started with seven. So double that with a 14. So your math is off too. 22. 22. Yeah. So he would have to subtract eight from the 22, right? 14. OK. OK, for that seven. What was your original number? I got a great elephant though. But what was your original number? My original number is seven. OK. I'm going to do this. 14 is the double of that. Then you're going to add eight. So that makes 22. Then you're going to divide that by two, which gives you what number? That's a 11. 11. Now you're going to see the original number, which was seven. Give you a four. God, don't. You know what my down there is. I didn't subtract the original number. Don't stop. I'm going to send you something down with the pre-modcast of the riseguys.com.

1:10:21Everything you need. This is your riseguys morning show. OK, so I just want everyone to know that all my friends that listen? All your friends. I'd like to say to both of them. Come on. That was fun. OK. That yes, I know that I got it. They got it right. They had it right. I want to do it the right way. OK. I want to get a good one going. But you might have a couple answers to. All right, let's get some answers. Let's go to, oh, let's go to Bade. Bade's online one. Hey, Bane. What's up? What's up? What did you, what did you, did you have the great elephant from Denmark? I had Denmark, but I had a white eagle. OK. Hey, look at that. So he didn't mess up. No, he didn't. Eagle is an elephant. He's an animal. So correct. I have a big, big five. See, it's a statistical thing. Did you have to write it down to do it, or did you just do it in your head?

1:11:21Yeah, I did it in my ear. Come on. I know. That's one of the things. But see, people with that. That's amazing. I can do that on like two digits all the way down to 25, the multiples. I figured that out as a kid, only from memory. But that's what it is. You memorize stuff. So I memorized the template and then just add zeros to it to make it faster. But Bane though, you know what though? For real, because you said eagle, which, you know, most people wouldn't say elephant, like you're in a, like, would you get on the SATs? You didn't take it. You didn't take it. 150. What's the SATs? Oh, dude, I mean, it really isn't. You're a deep thinker. Does he have to take that to get out of high school? In a patient. I don't know. God, I want you. That's a T to get out of high school. Yesterday, she thought being on, we'd all controlled it, making a period no more. And that's the, you know, I said that it can't cause you to not get your period.

1:12:23That it happens. But then you said you would sweat it out. I was like, God bless. Bane, you're a smart man. I don't care what type of a way to say it, sir. You have a great morning. Yes, sir. Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to owe you another red bull to Marpe. Let's talk to you. I mean, you can. Flip diesel. Is that right? I bet that's not right. What's your name? Hey. Hey, bug. Hey, what's up, man? These. Hey. Slim diesel. Slim diesel. Slim diesel. There we go. What did you have? Great elephant from Denmark. Yeah. Yeah. Finally. I did six to 18 to 20, with the 10, and then I got four, so D, then D, the elephant. And smart. But I messed it up, right? No. No. He said six to 18. He doubled it from six to five.

1:13:23Let me share this with everyone. So everyone can amaze their friends and even use it on social media. No matter what number you pick, it's going to end up four. You're going to give away the bit. I don't care. I'm wearing a mask right now. They won't be able to know it's me. I am telling you the secret is that no matter what number you use, it's going to end up four. Four is going to lead most people to Denmark for the D. Well, you know what I mean? No matter what number. No matter what number. It's going to process it down, because it all just keeps dividing itself back down to that singular number, which will always be four. Always. And most people will go D for Denmark, second letter, E. Most people go elephant unless you're a smart patriot like do do just hung up Bane who said Eagle. It's pretty awesome. Amaze your friends today. Where do you work? Do you want to say where you work? Slim Diesel? Uh, I just want to say I work for a medical company over here in Raleigh. So I was in the middle of traffic. Nice.

1:14:23Well, good. What's up Z? You're smart to wherever you're dropping it off. And you have a fantastic day, Diesel, OK? You're my favorite diesel. Thank you. Dude, it's one of the things about how like the whole universe, everything's zeroes and ones, zeroes and ones, zeroes and ones, everything's divided by, it's the, all the radio waves, everything is zero and one. I got to Denmark, Eagle and Whites. Often new number I just did. You were thinking Eagle because he put it in your head. Well, it's the second. I got 10, 20, 28, 14, 4, D, Denmark, Eagle, Whites. So they go back to, it goes back to four, which will always go back to D. How can you monetize this though? How can you scam somebody out of money? Well, we're going to put this video on our Instagram, YouTube and many other outlets. And you can amaze your friends today. For real, I'll put the, I'll write it down or whatever you do.

1:15:24And then you can use that template. I'll put it on our social media and it'll be a whole lot of fun. That was great. It was great because it, you know what was great? Because it didn't go off without a hitch. That's what made it great, which was odd. But just by us too, everybody else got theirs. Not everybody dude had an eagle, which again is above the normal spectrum of what people would say. So he's not cookie cutter, I like him. His name's Bane. Bane. Oh, I love it. I love it. I love it. It was my wife, Penguin. What's up? You're waking up with the rise guys morning show. I love the rise guys. Oh yeah, the rise guys in the morning man. They're hilarious. The rise guys morning show. The rise guys morning show. When news matters, it matters where you get your news. It's rise guys headlines. Good morning everyone. Okay, Jen. Tiger Woods is going to be walking from here on out, which is going to be a very long golf game for him because he's been banned from driving for

1:16:27five years after being arrested for a DUI in Florida. A state attorney was asked if that included golf carts and he didn't have an answer, but it could vary by state. So he was hit with $1,500 in fines and banned from driving for five years. So the big question, does the ban include the golf carts and the answer is it's complicated. He might not play again. Really? Now he's 50. He's had a lot of back surgeries. He's jacked up physically. Now he might pick a major here there. You know, he's got lifetime exemptions too. He should have Jim Brown. He's going to break the major's record. I mean, when is the last major win of his? Like major victory, not major, meaning like a major tournament, but you know, huge or that. Like, is it past 2010?

1:17:30He's won since then. Man, when last time, when you look at stuff? That, that, you know, it's such a good golfer that this is, it's amazing that it turned out this way. But it will be illegal for him to drive a golf cart on the road as well. Oh, what the industry said would happen to Tiger, happen to him. His swinging his mechanics were so violent that his body would eventually break down. And that's what happened. Let's see. But then he get like really beefed up several years ago. Like people thought he was on steroids or something. He puts a muscle on to. Maybe that was therapy trying to get back. So you want to master? He's one of the masters in 2019. 2019, okay. That was his last major. Oh, well, that's not that far off though. Yeah. Six years. It's just that, that tear in the late 90s, early 2000s. And then all everything else is just a marred scandal, you know? Yeah.

1:18:31And then the whole thing about not driving, you know, I said the other day, like, you celebrate, you know, just, why do you get to you? I just get a driver or whatever. But man, when I had my seizures and I couldn't drive for six months, you, I mean, I could have ubered everywhere and everything. But just the thought of, oh, I need to run the store and get a drink. Yeah. You don't want to drive her for that? I remember when I broke my leg and I couldn't do practically anything because it was a hard getting around. I had to go over and wiper. I could have a good friend. I couldn't go see Wicked because my husband's like, no, because you'll be hobbling into the thing. You'll be going all the way in. I don't know. It was so good. I was my favorite. Paid if we had a got you in a little skateboard, thanks, Greg Leggan. I feel so bad for those people. Not to people wear the boot. I swear to God. It's a skateboarder. Every time I go to Walmart, you watch this next time you go to Walmart, count the boots. You will see it lose at least two people wearing a boot, one of the boots, you know, like

1:19:32the foot. I always try to have a boot. But then the ones who have it, like on a little scooter, they drag behind me. I hate those things. I feel for the people who have to have them because like, you know, they're like, they won't bend all the way so they get it on a little scooter. You're standing up and not really. I was like, come on. Oh, let me see it. Ollie. And I broke my leg. I broke my right leg. Oh. So there's no driving. Paige, I'm going to let you break it right now. So I could, you know, and I have a stick. She doesn't go. Wow, Paige. I've given you breaking news that you can't break your right leg on headlines. You know, you want to go back to talking about it. I said, when anybody passes, what do you just, look, this is the greatest spin ever. You want to tell everyone that it's named right now? Yeah, Gloria Steinem passed away at the age of 92. Oh, yeah. I didn't want to make a line on anything. Oh, no, but it was like breaking. I was like, oh, that's right in the moment. I didn't break live news. And you want to go back to talking about your broke leg? I want to, I want to finish.

1:20:32I think she made, she made, she kind of messed up the male, female dynamic in America. Okay. She, I, just like I think Jesse Jackson did more bad than good. And I will stand by that. She had some value. There's a lot of money in dividing. You can't do it as we found out that last bit. Well, after the war, the big war, women had to go home. But they weren't, you know, building things. I rose you the riveted. So with the 50s, it changed. So with the 60s, things were changing in the 70s with Gloria Steinem. Women didn't want to stay at home. No, no, I, look, when it comes to the equality now, I, I am fully into that. Cause I mean, I have a daughter and a mother and I love women. But what I want to explain to you with Gloria Steinem is a home-shader of situations. And she did things that maybe people don't like, but it's for the situation with my mom. Not true.

1:21:33I love more women than you will know. My mom left South Carolina because she couldn't make a living here to support her, her kids and God. Oh yeah. God, it pleases you. God, another job in California and made a living and then came back. But women had said under oath that she coerced them to saying, Miss, Miss Truce about famous people in the past two. Wow. Get it through. That's an attorney for you. Am I right, Rob? I don't know. Too much of a person. I'm going to have any friends by then. Seriously. Hey, look out for no more, but Rob loves me. I love Rob. So what's happening with Colin Joost and Pete Davidson? Jace. They are, they're working on something together. They're turning their Staten Island ferry into a floating comedy club. And that's happening on Thursday, September 17th in the host several up and coming comments, and tickets are free. This sucker's free to ride. I don't know. I'm with you on that one, man.

1:22:33You bought it with no way to make money off it. So you know what? So I looked that up before he was like, Colin Joost first off smart, like Harvard, right? Oh yeah. Okay. So smart guy, business acumen's there, his brothers in television as well. His wife is a Oscar winning actress. He doesn't make it a lot. I like it a lot. I like it a lot. But he buys this barge that is free to use. So you think, well, that's like city, like murder or what buses or subway would be. If you take a murder, you'd be there, but it's a private one. You take a free. And the thought was we will sell, they will sell coffee, snacks, stuff, breakfast, people to over the benches inside will have sponsors on them. But here's the thing. If people are setting on them, nobody sees the signs. It gets free. It's full. Yeah. It's the dumbest thing. And when people would sponsor seats at places, I'm like, well, you better hope to God.

1:23:33It's not a sell out because they ain't nobody going to see your sign. Plus how often does it go back and forth each day? You get a gas that sucker up. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It was a bit, right? That's why they bought it. I thought it first it was a bit, but I literally thought what she was going to say there was they were going to turn into a freaking data center floating. I really like China or Japan does do something with it. Like fights, you know, something. Yeah. Like wrestling you showed me yesterday, they had a royal rumble at a pool. Ah, yeah. That was great. Everybody's doing a spa. You're doing backbos. On floats. That's fine. That's fine. Pulling. Pulling. Pulling. I'm not going to get hot. Pooch needle. Royal rumble and the pool is kind of cool. Yeah. It was. It was pretty fun. I've seen them when they get thrown in water before. Who was it that got thrown in the Potomac? Is that stone? Oh. It's a stone potomac. It's hurt angle. Didn't stone cold throw the bell down and then somebody went after it. I can't remember. I thought he threw somebody in the Potomac. He might have. You might be thinking of cash is clay in his gold medal.

1:24:34I forgot. I'm backwards. What did Cody do in the Rio Grande? He dropped the title in there. Oh, it's been done a few times. Yeah. Medusa. Oh, I couldn't. Oh, I couldn't. Yeah, live on WCW page. She took the bell, threw it in the trash can. Members, she's been on the show before. She, she, remember how we're talking off there about people who don't work in radio anymore, talk about radio like it sucks, but they're really mad. Well, see, she was, she was working for the competition, but still had the other competitions built. So because she was friends with the competition now, she dropped the competitions belt on TV in the trash. Do you remember when she was here, what she was talking about, we kind of clowned her for? Monster trucks. Well, she was doing that, but she said the office is calling me about maybe the Hall of Fame. We're like, oh, good. She's in, though, right? She got in. Yeah, she got in. We thought it was, she was aligned. Vince called her and put her in. Yeah. Well, that was nice. Yeah. Well, Lundra. Wonder if that was to be quiet about some things, I don't know. Well, look, for a while there was only her on these early laws and they brought in

1:25:35Bonacana and they went back and forth. Oh, I know. But that was like all the women who stood. Yeah. Oh, man, who was before Sonny and Sabel freaking, oh, what's happening to me right now? Not Miss Elizabeth, there was one in between the two. Nicole Bass was later. No, yes, she's not China before. Before Sonny. No. Because you know, Sonny and Sabel, they kind of cross paths like Mickey Man on Joe to Maggi. Yeah. They're not like each other, too. Yeah. There's more to Sabel than like Sonny. Oh, we should think of how it was. Kind of can't even. I remember those two specifically Bonacano and Lundra Belize. Yeah, really, absolutely. Medusa Maselli. Oh, dude. Yeah. That was her name. You're actually right. I think that's Nutty's cell phone number. Doose. She is 63 years old and she is a WWE Hall of Famer. We need more women in here, baby. We need more girls. We need to get a black champion. Ron Pemman, come up here, baby. You know, that was Dusty's call. Really? He was booking a lot back then.

1:26:37We're going to put you with the gladiator, baby. You got to win this Blue Hellman. That's what Vince would do. You could do that so well. That's not Vince trying to humiliate people. That's why he put Dusty Rhodes in the public. Why has Vince so mean? Well, look, he's a genius. So you got to kind of put up with it. I love the sense. Sometimes you don't miss him. I think what he did to women, but I miss his influence on wrestling. Yeah, he was kind of sick. It's too corporate now. And I think that's why Triple H put himself in the, himself and his wife in the Hall of Fame. Don't worry about what I'm doing. Because if I get bought out or sold here next five years and they probably won't be able to even touch the IP anymore. He's got to do something like Vince's. He's not an idle hand type of guy. He's still got money. He's 85, right? He dentured his sleep. He's 84. And he's still 81. That 81. Proactive. Sleeps two hours a day. Still keeps in great shape. How does he sleep two hours a day in vampire? Yeah, he says, look, the time you could be sleeping and he could be working. Like he feels like it's a waste of time to sleep. He's literally like the, you know, people say,

1:27:38I'll sleep when I'm dead. That's him. Same day with Trump, though. He sleeps like four, three, four. You need Trump not all. He's derest. Trump's a big dude. He's not in good shape, but he kind of nods off during the day. They are some of the news is like the zoom and end on his ankles. Oh, yeah. Oh, so he's got his hand. So swelling. That's what his guy does assistant the makeup on his hand. I saw that too. So why is assistant has that buzzer? Like, I mean, in particular, an apriot, learn about the personal nurse. Yeah, she got the buzzer saying it's a nurse. I don't know. That was a little pee we heard. You know, he's, I don't know why everybody thinks that people when their 80s should be in great health anyway. I mean, I mean, he's his schedule. And everything has been. Look out. His schedule should not be an 80 year old schedule. But and that's the thing. People said it. People when he said it, people scoffed at it. It's like, there's no way. Dude, never has done drugs or drink alcohol. They think about the. He's just started smoking weed.

1:28:39And you know what I bet part of that is. You know, you know, you know, you're just thinking about it. We didn't realize it for a long, long time. People did it. We didn't, you know, us p-ons that blackmail was everything in business. So if you go off to a party and they're giving you drinks or, you know, drugs or whatever, the next thing, you know, you cheating on you off in their video and whatever, you didn't ever get him like that. Unless they, you know, it's in those files. I don't really. All because of his brother. All because of his brother. Yeah. All because of a $1 million loan from Fred. And the other brother was such a degenerate that he looked at him and said, I can't do all this. They always have a degenerate brother, man. Oh, he bills brother. Bill's freaking. Yeah. Billy Carter? Billy. Now you can argue JFK's brother. I mean, still, I mean, the whole family was a flander, to be honest with you. M-t-yeah. That's the weirdest thing. A trust family. That's family. You don't want to be in laws with your brother. He told. Right. What did Nixon have brother? What are you doing? You're crook. Hey, crook.

1:29:39I don't think she had any brothers in cis. Maryland Monroe? No, we know your brother was older, Pearl Monroe. I don't remember. Baby ones. Talk now. 877-40093. Yes. Good morning, shall. You're my cowboy, oh, baby. Baby. People that's a common man. Working hard with his hands. So hard, baby. I'm like the bow black rapper. I'm a common man. Ha, ha, ha. He's their movies. He's their movies. It's like a base card in trading cards. I'm a common. I'm a common man, baby. I want to be a super fracked. A gold vinyl with the wheel. I love it when you have the dark tin glasses in the furry coat. Like the denim furry coat. Dude, I used to have that poster.

1:30:40It was him and Magnum T.A. wearing cowboy hats and long fur coats. Mom was probably one of the gist posters that a young man could have on his wall. But I wasn't allowed to have one. I agree. There are other cool Spencer posters. My mom wouldn't let me. As mom's on the inside of the door, you can't see it. I know it's there. I have naked women like Budweiser would get bars to hang up the bug girls or whatever. Oh, yeah. But like Spencer's back there on the wall with the posters. They even made those. You remember the greeting cards? They sold it. It was a white lady and a black lady. They had really, really big boobies. And they made greeting cards. And they were just like over the top. Boo, puns or whatever. She didn't like them either. I remember the one that mail stripper when you open it up. His gimmicks of balloon. Yeah. Boy, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Look at this, baby. I'm over there and then black light posters. Because I think black lights matter. Oh. Yes, sir. If you got a head shop, black lights matter.

1:31:40You got to have them. Also, if you clean it up a drug, a crime, murder thing. You need a black light. Look, baby. I got a black light on the bed. And it looks like somebody got a whole bunch of white drugs everywhere. There's a big lone ropa white drugs, baby. Is there not, you know, is there not a, maybe there is, is there an app or filter or whatever where you could get like, you know, those things they do where they'll, they'll do like a 2020, they'll go to a hotel. They'll put the red light on there and they'll show you all the stains. Is there something you could do with this? Oh, is there an app? Is it turning into a black light? I know there's one where you can scan the room looking for cameras. I've seen that one. Is it scary movie, two or they did it, David Cross's face and you can see? God, this stuff. Oh, man, I forgot about that. Oh, God, man, that was filthy. I hope you don't have a, they want you to put a black light on your phone. It's just, well, I mean, it will be good to scan hotel rooms.

1:32:40Or you just be fun, they're like, even the high end hotels, you're like, right? Or just walk into like, like, uh, with on the doughnut, baby, damn. And the furniture store and look at the couch and everybody's fit phone. Let's see. They fit. It was cheaper if we take the display. I wonder why? I don't need a light to see that Hershey's stain, baby. That thing looks, it looks like a Jackson Pollock kind of a picture. Yeah, I don't know on that live though. I like that song y'all play by Hershey's stain, Watson. The cocaine song. I thought about your mama's got a fat ass, baby. And I'll be looking. I was gonna say we get the whole show down yesterday. It's the first one in three weeks where that song wasn't played in some short form or anything, which is. I'm about to break it. I see your mama's big old mother. Ha! You know I got a bad ass. Sing it. I love that. We actually have, uh, Dusty Rose last clip.

1:33:43One of the last things to say pretty past the way. And I didn't want to bring it to you, but I didn't want to make you emotional. I hear it. You ready? Okay. What words saying, uh, two girls, sister and... I'll hold it over. It was this time yesterday. Let me say with it, with it, with it, with it. One girl, sister and that would be kind of hard, baby. How you gonna fit them by your damn feel? Hey, I was talking to my mama. They ain't gonna do it in the feel. I mean, I'm my wife. I didn't say that in my mama. My mama told me I need to get a re-approved move. Hey, y'all, I got the wrong to set up, baby. I messed it up. Let me do it again. By the way. I was forced into girls. God. Oh, baby. I know. Go back and listen to what you laugh harder. I know. Because that was the end of that segment. Oh, no, the other segment we talked about. Miley dropping her name. Yeah. And then that's when you said, Tortotillas. Tell me to say Tortotillas. Tortotillas. Because it said Tortotillas. It was all on the same thing. You don't have evidence of that. Oh. Do you? Tortot. I don't like handy, but by God I do. I think it's kind of cute Tortotillas.

1:34:44Tortotilla. What was that trying to, I was trying to, what was the word play there? I was trying to think of Tortotelini. That's what I was trying to think of. Tortotelini. Tortotofina. Which I think is Italian restaurant, isn't it? Because I thought. No, that's Portofina. Never mind. I thought that Tortotillo RTA was Spanish slang for the, you know, not for the vagina. Oh. Because I didn't see it like in that context. But no, it means a bigger Latin lady, a Tortota. A Tortota. Are you really, really? Yeah. So is that what, so Tortotelini is that like big fat noodles? I guess. Wow. What is, what's punta gorda? Is that mean, what's the sex movie, if I believe? I thought punta was. I thought that was the, yeah. It might be. What is punta gorda? Gorda means fat, but it means lady because it's gorda. Oh, yeah. So is that mean fat bitch? I don't know. Puntogorda?

1:35:44Is that man like a dirty stanchise or whatever? That's a, that's a place in Florida. Fat tip. What? What? Fat point. Punta means point or tip. Oh, lovely. I love the fat tip, baby. Ah. I love it now. I like one tip of fat. Fat point. God, you learned something new everything. So the name of the town is, it means fat point. Fat tip. That's what it means. Oh, that must be where I'm from, baby. Fat tip. Man, it's figure that I was so pissed because upper deck, I know it's going back to ball cards, but they announced this, they did it for the 250 year thing about the anniversary of America. So they did these president cards and then this, this other one's all the states and it's called, I think it's called hilarious hometowns and they find each state having a funny hometown name. And they made it going, no, you don't. Okay. No, man, I was so disappointed because I'm trying to get down to the S's, you know, like a man

1:36:46on his lunch hour in the bathroom, baby. I'm trying to get that A through a pit and I'm scrolling down, I'm scrolling down, I'm like, oh, it's going to be there. I know because I'm going to order, I'm going to get one because, you know, it's going to be that word and it's going to be on a card and that's going to, you know, it's going to be the thing. Have you seen, does Travis have the upper decker set? No, no. Okay. It's athletes taking dumps and toilet bowls. It comes in pairs. Um, insert. But anyway, the, uh, oh, excuse me, hilarious hometowns. There we go. So this is a great idea. Why are you assuming for South Carolina? This is great off top of the off top here. Lairiest hometown? Yeah. What do you assume they would have went to? No one what we know about this state. Okay. There's a few guesses, but obviously the number one has to be sugar tits. Yeah, that's right. Sugar tits. I know. I know that upper deck wanted to choose that. No, they went with a town that I've never heard of before and you can look it up right now if you'd like to. It's called ketchup town, South Carolina.

1:37:47I don't know that ketchup town, South Carolina. Fingerville is better than that. Dude, I know. So let's look North Carolina. They didn't give them a good one either. Uh, I think they see what was North Carolina. Should easily chester. Let's see. Let me scroll through real quick. Massachusetts has a town with like 50 letters in its name. For Maryland, they chose Chevy Chase Maryland. Yep, been there. Maine, they went with bald head, Maine. That's where Mark Hendrix is from. Bad axe, Michigan. That's good. Tight wide Missouri. Oh. It can't be real. Cannonball North Dakota. That's a good name. Dumber, New Hampshire. Not Jeffrey Dumber. It's like Dumber. Oh my god. New Jersey's Butsville or stick head Delaware. That's in Delaware. Didn't make the truth. They're consequences in New Mexico. Vegas, Jack Bang Bang. Jack pot, Nevada, cookie town, Oklahoma, idiot,ville, Oregon.

1:38:48Whoooom socket, Rhode Island. I heard of that. Uh, plenty bears, South Dakota, bug, tussle, Texas, Mexican hat, Utah. New bug tussles, the best one. Dude, I'm from Mexican hat, Utah. You mean sombrero? Mexican hat? How these go? Tight squeeze, Virginia. I like that one. Uh, Dairyland Wisconsin. Who-who West Virginia? Who-who? How's that spell? Uh, H-O-O, H-O-O. Okay. Who? Jack Ragnum Missouri. Jack Ragnum Missouri. They didn't go with that one. Uh, Bunk snort Tennessee. Hey. I've been there. Oh, you know, uh, Bunk snort. Bunk housebook. Yeah, Bunk snort. Staying Bunk snort. And, uh, let's see, talking rock, Georgia. I don't know where that is, never heard of it before. And they didn't use Bunkhead? Uh, no. I've almost got you a gift the other day at the, this reminds me of it. That sounds so unlucky. What you would say, it was at the thrift store.

1:39:48I think it was so much like it. I'd say it was a goodwill. Thank you. Was it in the, in the dumpster outside? No, I was, not where you put the, the falling apart, uh, dresser, whatever it was. It was entertainment center. This was a Jack rag wreath. And it had a few of them missing. And it was a gamecock Jack rag wreath. So almost got a boy. So if you go to the goodwill and you see the Clemson Jack rag wreath, uh, please let me know. I'll be by. He's talking about him saying that women make with it. It looks like it's in a circle and it's these, you know, uh, it's a Jack rag wreath. Okay. I get it now. I was literally thinking like grab one out of the work. You know, my grandma used to make them, then things that were, uh, she'd take mop heads and, and, and make them into, uh, mop. Who'd she call that? The Beatles. She took, uh, the head of a mop and she put it on a brick and then she'd make a baby doll out of it. And she said, not like for herself, you bitch. She used up to head the door open and stuff. It was like, ah, come on. You made my grandma sound like she's slow.

1:40:50She, but your eyes were going like, Jesus man. Your grandma was playing with brick dolls. She put googly eyes on it. Yeah. And she, she sold them at damn hillscales when they used to do that. When, whenever you got, uh, sad, did you ever have a family? I'm sorry for calling you a bitch. I did just came out. He's so fired today. He is. Did you have a, uh, did you have a family member that would draw funny faces on their boobs and, uh, kind of make characters out of them just to kind of cheer you up? Or tell you a good night's story? No. I'm guessing you did. I know. I was just thinking that great of an idea would be a story. If you need something to, uh, you know, get the kids to calm down just like, my mom did that. I would probably disown her. God, if you did it, you'd have the whole cast of the freaking Godfather. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

1:41:51Oh, man. Maybe throw those scott staff in there with it? God. Go Lord. World of Earth. Go Lord. Fly out of football. You're a Scottingo, every here with him scaring them. Those are scott, I'm shizing already. Surfing together. Yeah, hang your saber? Yes, they're facing marks. Now, don't armor, some more hair. Well, get on a deal during the reins. Fucking forward the toward them. Like a buddy here? Take care of it. I'm trying to take these kids to the farm with. We'll get some happy headed holes in here just thing on all skincare. Oh, my god. Get out of here. God, I mean, it was such a big deal. I'm like, come on. He said, nappy headed hose. Now, obviously it was an opportunity for somebody to step in and take offense to it and get some notoriety, but. Is that the end of him? Just like, yeah, you should, if you're an old wide guy like that, you should get some kind of a pass. He's just trying to be funny. All right, I'm never gonna hold. All right, you hear me, I'm not sure, I'm not gonna hold. Not gonna hold. Hey, is something similar to what Vince McMahon did to Booker T that time backstage? Oh, yeah, well, I was like, what did he say? Well, I can't.

1:42:51I can't go into it, but you know, Booker T got a whole Kogan bag, so. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. God, Kogan, we come up for you, buddy. We come up for you, buddy. But she'll still talk about, by the way. You bring that to him. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. I just like watching sensational sharies look. She just looks at the camera, like she's looking at the camera operator. Such a pro. I hate that in porn. When, you know, it's usually the woman death. The guy doesn't want his face to really usually be seen. And the woman sometimes should like look at the camera. It's like, no, break the fourth wall. That was the good action shot back in the day. It was just a lot of face shots. You can see like, you know, Peter and Orther, whoever you just see the face first, and he's like, he's making a face. How many John Leslie shots were just his face? Right, like when they would show like Skin and Max movies, like obviously those were not the soft porn, I guess. You know, they didn't show like the word

1:43:52that starts with P and ends with Tration. They wouldn't show any of that stuff. But they would show the, and I remember watching them, they would like, can I say the word hump? They would hump and sink. Like it would just like, doing the walk to Hussie. No, you do it. I can teach other. You know, like this is a real, there's no like, they would just, you know, doing that thing back to this, it's fake. But then when they would look at the camera, like, am I supposed to be doing this? Like, no, look away. Look away, did she land? I finally did get to watch the Peter North documentary. God, dude, what is, is it? I think every day you mentioned that. Well, I did. I was hoping somebody'd offer it. I was like, somebody else noticed, because you, you were, I don't know. Is this sad that I rented it for five bucks? Good. You didn't even get to buy it. You wanted to get it with your son on his birthday? Not in the... Did you watch it all alone and a little quiet room? Yeah, but you know what? It was... It's showing naked women in it, by chance. Yeah, they did.

1:44:52But the stuff you'd see of him, they'd blow it out. Was his dude, he'd drug addict or something? No. What's the big get other than, you know, what he had? Well, us, the story about... I guess one of the, one of the things they try to sell was what he's most famous for. He said was not enhanced. It was a natural occurrence. He didn't realize it was abnormal until he started, you know, in that business. But it just kind of hits his life. If he didn't go into his life too much, he goes straight to his career. So what's the... Is it one of these self-funded dogs for you? Oh, yeah. Cause he did it at a production crew. I mean, it was decent, but I kind of wanted more of the Alden Brown growing up. Is that what it's real, man? God, man. You know, the things that you're interested in are really... He tells you how he came up with his name though. Oh, gee, I wonder. Yeah. See if you could you, could you figure it out? Did he come up with the way that the famed director Seymour Butts came up with his?

1:45:53Ha, ha. He's like, well, that's another name for that. And I'm from the North, so. Hey. And what a cheesy smile he has on that. Tell him, man. That was a cheese page. Oh, look at that. Ha, ha, ha. I love documentaries. Oh, yeah. He looks like that boxing announcer I won't mention. And fear of litigious. Judd, I don't know who you're talking about. I don't even. I wish I did. No. Any documentary, I'll check it out. I feel like that's the preferred watch. But like, so, really? Over any kind of movie, yeah. Just like a good documentary. I watched a documentary, like a little bit of it on the reptile thing and... Oh, is that the Hrioche? I saw that. I didn't watch you. I didn't watch you, man. Well, I wanted to know if those are the people that caused the problem with, because when the hurricane hit and all those reptiles went loose, were they the ones that caused all the problems? Because I got bored with it. What's it about? They say some of those pet shops, like they just, like they open the doors because they couldn't get everything.

1:46:54They open doors to let them go. Yeah. Venomous snakes. Well, did you see the freaking like a 12 foot crocodile in the North Carolina in the river? Oh, yeah, solid video. God, it's crazy. I didn't watch the whole thing, because it started, you know, with all that. I thought it was about people that sold animals. It was. Oh, yeah, it's like the... Yeah, and they were the ones that traffic cocaine and the venomous snakes. In the snakes, dude. Okay, well, I mean... It's smarter than putting them in the casket to Vietnam. I don't want to spoil, doesn't range for you, but... Oh, man. It's a great show, but there is one part that's kind of far-fetched. Yeah. And there's something along those lines. And that wasn't a shot at our military, by the way. But they did sadly. Sadly, cartels used the pothons of soldiers. Oh, yeah, Frank Lucas is doing it first. Yep. That sucks. Yeah, false bottoms. That's awful. That's awful. So I was not saying that in a... I just want to point that out before I'm being asked to say it. I'm doing it on my own accord. I did not mean it in that way.

1:47:54Yeah, I don't know if I'll check that one out, because animals like don't really... I like animals, but... I like Tiger King. That was not like animal one. So that reptile thing was from the people of Tiger King. They give it... Give us an update on that one. It's working. Because he's in bad health. Joe Exotic. Well, he's got some kind of terminal. He had a jail? I think he's still in jail with like a cancer or something. I might have to look it up. We know about Kevin Annell, his real name. Yeah. He was in and out. Doc. Why would we want to move more? Well, yeah, well. Wasn't a... What are more about Jeff? Attempted murder charge that he's... I don't exactly remember what it was. He's gonna be locked up for a long time. Man, I'm... I'm cross... I'm thinking of two different ones at the same time now. Wait, he was gay, right? That was the... Yeah, two husbands. Remember one killed or unaligned himself. But so who was the... Which one was the... The arch nemesis that was a woman,

1:48:55and they think she killed her husband? That's the same... Don't I care about that? Yeah, I care about that. That was during COVID, okay. Your husband don, right? See, you know what? I watched it all in like a weekend or two. And so I watched it and then totally... Plum forgot it. You gotta refresh it. Remember he was getting all the meat from Walmart? Yeah. Because they were just throwing it out, giving it to us. Which one did we interview? We interviewed somebody from them. Was it... Oh, God, thank you for what was it. We interviewed one of those guys. And I was him, maybe. Oh. I can't remember who it was. I don't remember which one it was. You know, we were more curious about Jeff and then Doc Annell and then Doc had his own little documentary. Yeah, but that wasn't good. Could he... Was he the one from South Carolina? Mortal Beach, yeah. But he was in a Colton, Virginia years ago. But didn't he have like a... Again, I'm asking this out of curiosity. Was there not like... Didn't he have a hair on or something? Yes. Yeah, well... Something like some kind of... Yeah, all his girls that were, you know, in his tiger retreat... They lived in different houses and he'd go stay...

1:49:57They'd bought them all jugs. Like they all had big boobs. Oh. Then they wanted to open the first tiger strip club, which was interactive, you know, like... What's that? I don't know how it would work. The worst family would have sued him. I mean, for sure. Clemson would have sued him. All of them were to sued him. Would you remember all the famous people that went to Doc Annell's to pet the tigers? I think Undertaker even... Undertaker was... Yeah. Right before that happened. Take. Or right before it came out, we're like, dude, this is a place Undertaker was just head on Instagram. And it was. Because when we went down to Murdle Beach for that one thing that we did, the bike week... Yeah, yeah. I went to see the tigers. I hated that. Was that the same guy with the tigers that were out there? No. That was... They were really good. That was one of Andrew Ballard's friends as the wildlife petting suit down there. Oh, yeah, this was. Yeah. She was down there. God, I can't remember their name, but no, not the same. Yeah, because I went to see that. Very nice people, but... Very nice people, but... Yeah. Noise.

1:50:57Yeah, they've paid my bar tab at night. I'd literally forgotten my wallet. And I remember a couple of you were like, no, I'm not sure you forgot. I was like, no, I really didn't forget wallet. He's like, I got it. I got it. Hey, Mark, I forgot mine too. No, got Mark Ballard. The guy that owned the petting suit. Oh. That guy. But it wasn't the same guy. Not the guy with the hero, or the guy with his gay. Yeah. Because I remember this. There was like a really pretty... One woman. Pretty like a white tiger, and I was amazed by if that was the same person. Yeah. Because it's beautiful. Oh, did you hear that? That's got a big rumble. And it wasn't the chair. Like, it wasn't. That wasn't. No, it was me. I got a spin. We're gonna go to Bright right now. I'm gonna spit paint. The Odyssey App's got you covered with all things, Rise Guys. Listen live and on demand to the Rise Guys on the Odyssey App. You're listening to the Rise Guys Morning Show. The Rise Guys Morning Show. When news matters, it matters where you get your news. It's Rise Guys Headlines. Good morning, everyone.

1:51:57Oh, nice. Well, according to CPEG.com. Oh, I'll take a picture of your seat. CPEG. Oh, it's not a CPEG. Oh, CPEG. Oh, CPEG. I thought it was CPEG. Like, you know, first some kind of... Invertro kind of situation. Oh. You know, they should... That should be a part of the portfolio. Like, you should see this person has more volume than this person. Really? Before you get married. Or just like, you know, if you go to a plastic surgeon's website, you can look at different before and after for rejuvenation, implants, whatever. Before you do the sperm donor, you should get a picture of the... The end result. Yeah. In other words, you're saying if you catch a home run ball, you should be able to see what the bat looked like they hit it. Or you should see if that... Well, not really. Let's just say that... You don't know if you're coming or going right now.

1:53:00Just the end result. Just having the run. Like this, you know. A food or... Well, I can even... I can even like it to... This person squirts more lotion than the other person. Good Lord. Here's a dish with a little bit of lotion. Right. Well, because they put you in a room with... Sometimes you get a good pore at a bar. Other times you get a little... That's all you get. Yeah. Oh, wow. I feel you on that. When you page, when that influence your decision, you've been trying to get that procedure and you're like, let me see the most volume, please. Yeah. We'll start there. Well, I mean... Like if you saw four lakes over there and you knew they packed one of them with fish. Yeah. Which one you're gonna go fishing. The one that has the little swimmers that are fast. Fast swimmers. You're wrong. Yeah. I know somebody your choice, but go fishing at other lakes. All the volume doesn't matter if they can't swim fast. That's true. Yeah, that's true if you have... They just sit there. Plus, I know what you're referring to, but like what if... If they're not good?

1:54:00What if though, all the fish in that lake are dead. Could be. You could have low motility. Yeah. Slow fish. Not good. You don't want to lake this smells like dead fish, though. You think that's why they say we're fall from fish. Cause little sperm, little fish. Like... Probably. Swimming. You know how stupid I was as a kid. I thought you only had one sperm. Just one. You know, I don't know that either. I don't know that I didn't think that either. I didn't realize like... Yeah. There's like... I mean, if you fill down on yourself today, I'm serious. Like... No, seriously. I'm being lads right now to say something. If you feel like you've never done anything right in your life, you beat your other brothers and sisters at the race of life. Yes. They went back in your dad's balls. Or it could end up somewhere else. You joined us here. You ended up... They ended up on the sheet.

1:55:02Well... You know, we have a hill in the edge of the world. Over here in our big ship. Pages everywhere. Oh, fine. All right, so back to C-Pick. C-Pick. I found that the most popular music genre and each state based on Google Translate, they put this together. Oh, yeah. Oh, this would be fun. Okay. So the most popular genre is pop music in 13 states. So that makes sense by definition, popular music. You have a wide range. Top 40, the top. Nastak 500. Favorite outperformer. No duh. It was the top five out of it. S&P, one of the numbers yesterday were... Ooh. Ugh. All of them. But... Why do you think big down here? Uh... Okay, so that's 13 states, including California, Texas, Washington, Arizona, and Michigan. Metal closely follows with 11 states, including Alaska, Montana, Oklahoma, and Maine.

1:56:02This is where a difference... Rain. Soul is the third most church genre in five states, North and South Carolina soul music. Yeah, it makes sense. Country follows in four states, North Dakota and Tennessee. I mean, the godfather of soul was born in South Carolina. Why don't we don't claim it? I'm high on life. Yeah. Yeah, really like... Alligations, buddy. Um, not the nicest words in the women. And you want to know the most searched pop artists is, of course, Taylor Swift. Yeah. Metal is sleep token. Sleep token? Leon Thomas is a lot of... I don't know who that is. They don't mean anything. But I don't know who that is. I like sleep token. Oh, okay. He's a very good vocalist. Yeah. Okay, Leon Thomas is the most popular in soul. And then we go to Morgan Wallen, being the most popular in country. Wow. I would say... That's a press. I would say Ella Langley or...

1:57:02God, a bunch more freaking... Casey Musgraves now. Her big old butt hanging out. God. You like her. I mentioned her a lot. She's real interesting. I like her music. Because I don't think she's country music. Is she the one that wears spell bottoms? No, that's... Uh, good. The other one is Laney Wilson. Okay. She's accepted by country music. She can go to all the ward shows, but she's not really country music. She's more so pop than anything. She comes in on balls. Yeah. This girl balls. Yeah. Oh, somebody showed me that, and then I... Yeah, that's her. She's naked a lot. Yeah, oh she has a... Push her songs about it, not getting any. Yeah. It says songs about getting some from, you know, Mexicans. Yeah. What is it about? What's that, precious? What's it about? What's it about? Right, Mexican honey. Is that not about hooking up with some dude from South of the world? Well, at least in the video, it looks like it. Yeah, that's what I thought. I wish I had a beat or two of it. Well, 4% of Americans didn't think there would be a Labor Day this year.

1:58:02I don't know why. This is sleep talking, by the way. This is metal? I don't know it. Yes. This is it. Oh. Hang on now. I don't like this. This isn't metal. Hey, Mark. What are we doing, Mark? That was a demon mark. Tell me to remember. I'm going to be a demon mark. I'm going to be a demon mark. I'm going to be a demon mark. I'm going to be a demon mark. I'm going to be a demon mark. Tell me to hug you. But it won't be that bad. Hold on. I'm a puncher demon. I ain't going to hug no demon. I'm trying to scare you. Are you okay? Where's the front? White forest? Sound of the bitch. This is sleep talking to this metal? Where that could be. I mean, it can't in a minute. I think you were being sevenfold. You're losing. I don't feel bad about not knowing who this is. Yeah, this is. Somebody even checks it in. Do we play this? What is this auto tune bull crap

1:59:05What are we doing I don't know man They let me all right, I want some I Don't you know, I don't take offense now when people say you play the same stuff all the time Maybe there's a reason it's better than what? Give me all the odds the over that that was that sounded like some kind of like Trance or something really what the yeah, I feel like somebody's trying to communicate This is here that albums made with the Ouija board mighty damn this weird It's not like Scott staff are we sure that wasn't him? Staff it all right, so this study was done two weeks ago and only 66% of Americans knew in labor day Really would be celebrated and only 4% of people didn't think that they're You know why I know this is the only one it has to be a labor day because that's when they close all the pools in the area at least they do mine

2:00:16They all start the same So the cuz there's a crypto called this as well So I'm wondering did the crypto name themselves after the ban or the ban after the crypto They had to been that last one right what do they call that the what did I say last? Chris go after the ban crypto first right I don't know I mean I tell you what people are Blitter writing us for not knowing who this is really yeah, I'd man You're on a rock stage you don't know this look I know I work at one by like y'all listen music too much if you know who this is I've never heard this before This is I don't think it's metal. No, I haven't heard a guitar yet. They all start through like soft and slow Well, they said my nipple it gets heavier later Like four minutes later don't they realize the attention spans of people now are like 12 seconds Need to can't wait for the guitar solo halfway. We need to begin it. This is more metal Yeah, go home music. No, this is this is soul music

2:01:21Page love sleep token I like it. I mean I listen to it. Well, you got the sleep part right? Did you like dream theater to? Add it to I like dream theater, but but I didn't consider it metal though that right there was you like fat black pussy foot Coverband Soul band. Yeah, you do you do know you just didn't Listen to a little bit of everything. Well listen to this the leaders of the P1 revolution the rise guys By the way your son's online one Hey, oh god, is he what it says here? All right. I'm all nervous now to be honest good morning son of fat boy I have to tell this one joke to my buddy And he gave it to me, you know, they changed the lake of Ontario to the lake of America. Yeah, oh, yeah You know they changed the name the from Canadian geese's right they changed their name No Yeah, did you all did you all hear what it's gonna be? What are they gonna change the name of Canadian geese's to

2:02:23That's what he's on old books Oh, okay, I got it now. I got it Well, thanks for pulling put it out. Pull put me over No, I'll pull you over for the cop That's more thinking about how you say geese's that was fun to me Geese's are dooses Yeah quit farting on on the phone please. Oh, this is a forward hang on Oh So I don't know was that was that real or is that you got a business that was that was the audio emoji Isn't it nice that that alien technology that we've re-engineered? We make it for communication anywhere in the world you can even play a fart sound on command and play that depressed for it You played again, okay If you

2:03:24They know I said my been mo Who said I would have a birthday? I'm gonna work. I afforded him a For the music loud And I cloud I always put funny things in there like lips and a hug on the memo message. Did you say? Hey, you stood at the birthday. He stood. No, I think I put I Who slices of bacon and the silhouette of a beer? I just sent that stuff on you sit on your commission check. Yeah It's like here's some I'd give him a but well he doesn't have his beard now to give him some product But that'd be part of his present He has so how old is your son now fat boy 22 22 night god. I remember the day he was born. I wasn't allowed to go pick him up. What's nice? You wasn't allowed. I was still on the clock. I was allowed to go like You wouldn't give me the day off. So I had to like sneak off the clock to go pick him up. What? Yeah, a

2:04:25Boss by name. Oh, I'd like to but I think he does business with us now. Oh God, right there. You how dare you dammit wrong. I think we need a I think we know the next team see you for next Thursday God, you need to call your boss. You should have your son calling me so you know what things like I'm 22 But my dad's only been around for the 21 365 days of Let me check the connection if he's not still connected with us. I'll Gladly roll. I'm sorry son of fat boy, but there was a hot tub. It just needed to be repaired I made 363 days because I was a he was in jail, too Yeah, that was later. Oh man. How about that big. Yeah Did you spend the night there too? Yeah, 26 hours. I was naked to try to like I thought you know I was exerting dominance, but the guy said man we don't we don't do that here It is a man with use to watching all he was open he would experience some of that Like you get all of a sudden start like wearing berets in your hair and a bandana backwards. We're haunt like at a bc

2:05:31See their blood or a crib. Yeah, like you go walk around like a two pop There was a cripple a little bit of a Cool like pack and put it on his lips to make his lips pop I believe Yeah, like dolly partners. They were so broke. She said that she she couldn't afford eyeliner So she used struck matches as eyeliner She's like my mom would let me wear makeup since she'd rub my honor Is a strong man. I want them lower your contour Ha She's a doogie pardon I feel like I could have uh linked up with the crib if uh, you know if I had to if our backs were against the wall Because I know I could walk you know at that point They had the disabled unit in there you said the crib That's big Right inside you know the shriner you can't say that I Can say the people get offended they need to get over them sales. I mean come on

2:06:35Did you make your own prison weapon while you were in there? No, but I did cost us a honeymoon the biscuits were weapons enough those suckers like bridge did they change the name to handicap creek Does anyone know That's only a local joke we live a place called cripple creep Ha She changed the name of that we had a listener we called cripple h behind his back It's middle named what in an h but his first and last name so I'm fully giving it away now But can't boycott him cripple h with time. Oh, so when the guy would walk by I would What was blowing water out of my mouth like triple h does we'd call it cripple that's all fucking Lucky sister. Oh my so my joke. I was about to ask if he was related to triple It's just a friendly roast when we you know used to back in the day be on the remote today Yeah, they're so and so look just yeah, yeah, just keep sharp like when blind Josh came in uh

2:07:35We said let's take a photo and we position him looking for wrong direction The David Ah, we did do the birds in one picture, but he would have loved it You know you know he sounds good sense of humor about it. Oh, yeah, we all flip him off in the picture But I felt like he could always sense we were doing it. Yeah, I'm sure he could I mean there was that felt the wind off the bird That yeah that seventh sense or something. I don't know Cuz if you look like he'd only have six He'd all go down the ground I was trying to break the bad math big I forgot You know I'm not the sense I'd eat You know a blind person still looks at you and it kind of messes with you because their eyes are but they can't see you But their eyes are looking at you. Yeah, it looks like like it first like they're like zoning out of the conversation like they're just bored with it like Like Okay, I've heard this from before it's like wait a minute you waved your hand in front of his face and he was just

2:08:39He's floating them off and they's no sold it That was the next thing like you'd waved the hand and do the And then fat was started moaning him like His from his face The intern at the time at like he was like on his knees in front of him like a little little that is no No, that part's not true. He was a vagrant at that point the end I don't think I was in the room with a help of scorn on it would have been for the intern one day. I can't remember Well, yeah, well, I had one point. He was both of those things. So yeah, what? God, oh big I mean like you know Well, it's always I was just calling taking up for years on You know, thank you, Ben you have the outlet to call and say happy birthday to him and Yeah, he's not mad. He's just disappointed Text him on the text line happy birthday Since you know kids prefer texting instead of it's like pulling teeth to get this uh, I want to feed this boy I don't know what what he wants. He's like hey, man. It really is like that thing where um

2:09:41Kids you know, I say kids. I mean, you know kids are kids ages of they don't like phone calls anymore They were FaceTime they don't they don't get it so strange they'll FaceTime but they won't talk to you But they don't want to just call yeah or they like weird when she when I found out it was gonna be a grandpa I found out by text. I wanted to drive a very and she hadn't been pregnant. I'm not what a It's like that's the time out or something. I don't know. That's not a text Oh, but you know, that's like I said you better not do that again and Like don't you have a kid? Yeah, she sent a couple times, but I never do that by a phone I'm in person can be the fourth before you know it that first time she was nervous about you know Me going to whoop and somebody's ass. Why don't you just surprise them and Say get ready and know if you can't because if I surprise them like I'll have to build up and then like you're won't deliver Because he'll no sell that are he'll just you know like He's real reserved in that way I'm like you're not telling him happy birthday because you're afraid to be let down about his reaction

2:10:46Ah, not about you fat boy I bet like in his world It's not that big of a deal that you're on the radio because it's the radio 22 Yeah, if it weren't for live sports, he'd never watch TV like if you wrote like a column in a newspaper. He wouldn't give a damn I don't know like God that's true. They game if I blog for a website right they Strolls foodie. Yeah, they scroll through Social media and then they talk to their friends. That's that's what they do pretty man. I can't keep up with the youth Now know what they say. Oh, I just learned on a couple weeks ago. Yeah Yeah, I'd be about a month now. There's no cap on that big brown. No cap. No cap at all All buss I know that one We just killed about her hate when I use those link goes and verbs There's a really we just killed it like white women killed a trap house and old white women killed You can't use it anymore because it's uncool like the name Karen is done. Yeah, like you literally be a hundred years before a baby girl's named

2:11:50That's sad. I didn't say I know Karen. I don't care to end Alexa. That's true. Great lead. Yeah, and sorry You know, sorry Say you had to go off if you say it the phone will start Hmm, there you go. Sorry mix a lot dude. That would have been a great advertising campaign as well I like big in this you said but I would have been great. There are people miss the boat big round this behind us for this stuff He says us All right It's high rush Well happy birthday fat boy junior happy junior So He'll appreciate it. He shares birthdays with a lot of famous people. We got lots of it Oh, yeah big real quick tell fat fat the tell fat boy to come with us next month to Asheville. Well, it's next leaking. Oh, geez. I can't go. Is it the top of his festival? Yeah, I'm just kidding No, it's a thing towards cards less fest I don't want to give it away Ha

2:12:52Now I'm doing a free appearance. Is it roast beef fest? No, yeah, but truly fest. No, we're going to eat fast Big ones what's uh don't get excited paid. It's not actually better. I'll say that on the radio what let's try it out and see We got a dump let's go. You're right. Okay. What's worse than uh two girls seizuring I don't let's make a big girl seizure and with the runs That's What's worse? So you gotta say the word again man What You're done without only The job button dirty You messed up the job did you mess up the joke but did you mess up the set up or the punch?

2:13:57Just set up it gave away the punchline in the setup It's running with scissors Well I want you to keep that was good you better back in my Yeah, I'll yeah, I'll yeah, I'll add you back and Lie from call robber.com studio in Greenville, South Carolina It's time to say hey famous people celebrate in a birthday on today the third day of September Happy birthday. Oh We don't have a big list today Uh a couple athletes We'll start with this uh woman who's a rising star we talked about it together today Her mom is Indy Crawl She's in a show called shards

2:14:59I told you wrong I said shards Shards Like of glass Is it is not about I've seen a little bit of it I think it's a murder mystery told through an author who was in high school at the time But it's not really believable that any of these kids are in high school Because they're constantly partying and doing drugs and there's no parents anywhere inside ever Sounds like when I'm at the high school and they have these houses are like You know you're noticing a lot of the Good like mystery movies the rillers and stuff like that they like basing them in the 80s and 90s now Because flock cameras and GPS screws up all the good thriller storylines Dude it screws it up so bad now So you a lot of them are reverting about the 80s and 90s so they can still use that I saw yesterday in a neighborhood. It's called cloud surveillance system It's the trailer of this park there and the camera's real tall and it's got a blue light on top of it

2:15:59Yeah, they keep them in like Ingalls parking lots The bar are those cops or not just Ingalls Park. I do I just mean I saw one at Ingalls Park I think it's a place to uh It looked like a private company Yeah, but it's called cloud camera surveillance and it's real tall That's in constant way. It was in uh central a neighborhood in central wow It's a new neighborhood So I don't know if they have that out there because the building supplies they they might get stolen or what We have to put the cement mixture on a crane paint and air so nobody's still any why some island there I don't know Kyah Gerber Kyah Gerber so pretty whatever page says I don't Is pretty have a clue It's Ryan Murphy shows said there will be dudes looking up in it. I'll just say she's Jared's age. I have no idea she's 25 I'll say that too Well, she is 25 Of course you already knew I didn't know I just I think she knows how old her son is He's 25

2:17:01We'll see if you get this one It is the birthday of the one flying tomato Show what show what oh man, oh, man, oh, he's dusty totally interrupt I received a text from one of our friends and also partners Wanting to know are we booked for December 4th? Similar for us. Yes, I don't think so okay We will be there Melissa Oh, we just got invited to the anime first as party Can't wait to see those favors. I know Hot oh They just gonna get some underwear whoo she gonna load up she likes to cross the sun to work I lost a new pair that I bought last year. Yeah lost I I didn't bring it up. I'm looking his back seat That's what it was you lost in some dudes truck Sean white. It's got to be all of uh, how does he 40 yet? My underwear is crotchless because I kept it too long Yeah, he's 40

2:18:01Let's go to another Olympian Olympic softball pitcher. It's like he's wearing a skirt, but he calls it underwear He's gonna get a long crotch out because of Scottish kilt whatever It's like with you when your hot dogs is too big for the bun the bun is breaks in half and you just got like you got two Plants of a brand-honey together. That's what you were now. I see one shout out depot dog Wilbos How did howl at least uh, Jenny Finch. Jenny Finch the great softball player Matt Hurr not Finch from just shoot me but no or from uh the one that hung out with Boo Radley Atticus was that it yeah, Atticus Finch. Yeah tequila mockingbird Um, let's say um, Jenny Finch is gotta be 40 I'm gonna go 40 for 45 Jenny Finch is 40 six the shoot result today Matt Hurr at the hoody tournament down in Columbia, Sacramento home of game coves the fight

2:19:03Does hoody ever call for these excuse me? There is you know men does not like you trust in now He does not like me and called hoody. He didn't like being at wrestling the other night. You can tell Yeah, he's like let me get out of here. Yeah, and this country staff is Darius Yes, yeah, yeah, like fat boys saying he hates to be called hoody Which I when I'm not with y'all and it's just me people said what's up rise guys? I'm looking for y'all Which one of y'alls hoody which one of y'alls blow fish? I'm gonna know guys. I'm Sony. I want to know Which one y'all Sony Who this this is on the soundtrack to Wall Street Charlie Sheen bird Charlie Sheen's birthday Minute work great movie hot shots hot shots part. Do you want to girls name from those? What's the Kathy Arlin was now she had a foreign name was it it wasn't rose is the bell or no it wasn't is a bell or a salini Kathy are all Come on, I'm gonna look it up real quick. Yeah, cuz I don't know

2:20:05I remember the chicken in the bow and arrow. He was she was like French or something Uh Her name was valeria Galino. Oh, no, I have valeria You're like valeria every day. Yeah, diarrhea Valeria finishing the punch line um, surely Charlie Sheen looked up with dudes I believe yeah believe that's where we say the guy is HIV is there HIV positive? He's bisexual and you know what guys he didn't have to tell us. I don't know if he is anymore, but he was at some point He might be a tries sexual now try anything once I love that joke this sample is effective 64 Doesn't offend 65 Go lower man. He's only 61 years old Charlie Sheen. I think of me. You might be older. Yeah, is he healthy now? I think he still has HIV

2:21:07But I think managing yeah Charlie go to the bathroom real quick and let us know if you still have you still got a buddy Uh Johnny rotten. No Non-Johnny rotten is birthday But this band members also an actor. He was in California Cation a couple other things You still host a radio show. I think going K. L.O.S Made initials sj Samoa Joe Steve Jones Damn sex pistols Steve Jones more than the most unpunked name ever had Hi, I'm Johnny right and high Steve Jones Yeah, I'm a cid Sid Vistress piece was up Nancy I'm stave. I'm stiked Jones Remember that shirt My bonding Clyde is Sid Nancy Different generation Steve Jones always his favorite word was the word that word the rhymes with sock

2:22:09Oh, yeah, yeah, I can see that I said it a lot in California Cation. Yeah, the page has got it on her Christmas list. I love getting my sock washed um 77 Mm-hmm 78 71 years old and man damn it. I don't have man dad don't take man's name in vain. I'm taking yours in vain Main vain. All right. I'm kidding us harassment. I apologize. Stop tape. I don't have any happy happily story. Oh So somebody asked me and I can't remember who it was if you messaged me this is a man Where do you find all those gay training videos? Oh, it's like I love them. They're hilarious. Do you have any that are gonna be on tomorrow? Because you know we're doing best damn audio on a Friday tomorrow. We are doing it on a Friday. I don't have any of those but I got some random gym thoughts from a lady who uh just throws it all out there Whatever she's thinking about when she's working out. She throws in I've got a song that may be one of your favorites. It's over 40 years old and

2:23:14Now that someone has pointed this out to me. I can't unhurt them saying dirty words But but there maybe it's the case of misheard lyrics I never thought they were saying dirty words, but now it sounds like they're saying dirty words So we're gonna play it. I actually got one I can't play it for you real quick. Okay, what works then uh two girls scissors? Oh big he ain't ever gonna call no more bull crap. He's over. Oh, I was a double double negative. So we're starting to be a ball. Nicholas D Head he will call an intervention. What's your last name? Dickhead That's said that that quick wit that we love about Rick Flair. Yeah. What's my last name? Dickhead all over a piece of joining gainsville Florida right And don't let yeah See that that word helped had special meaning to me the word dickhead because Page birthday when when Kanye did that thing where he's like send me a picture of you and I will

2:24:14critique your outfit Kanye did this on that I'm sending a picture. I was at the American Red Cross Gala with robine area And I was a picture of me taking a shot and all he did was Is was the big road he hardly had it in my picture. It said look at this dickhead I printed it out and have it hanging in my office got the rug from yay. I know it's like He that that probably means like, you know, that's my Yep My boy my ace boon I was wondering what he was gonna tell you to wear though, you know Yeah, where one shoe? It was a foo boo tuts so everything was on the up and up. That's why he said that Um should have been fat for him now it was a uh I've been from uh Geesian sons I don't say tank okay Also if you're blocking off the old series that he would mall you don't need all that fence How about slide it the hell over so people can park what's happening?

2:25:16Oh there that arcade they're gonna turn them to the old sears and the something but they got They got the whole parking lot fence off that's when they're turning to arcade. Yeah, nice Why do you don't have to fence off the whole parking lot? We're wrong with you. What they're doing that everywhere. There's They even fence off the trees and the little islands. Yeah, that's because Wasting fence is what it is they don't want people in the cron Instruction site they want people water in the trees Stealing stone Don't steal the trees guys Yeah, but like what what's the yeah, I was gonna say like the trees They go they're gonna steal the trees The brown shirt here's got an answer for everything though. She said brown is in She's down with the brown she said are you? Yeah, well, he's a great comedian thanks for listening have a blessed day page any closing words Have have a great day have a great day fat boy The rise guys Every morning and make sure I would hate to start my dude out. I love the rise guys the rise guys morning shop pussy foot