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I'm joined here by Chris Ryan, Sean Finis, Dave Chang, Joe House, Cousin Sal, Bill Simmons, Craig Rolbeck, Danny Kelly, tape-frazier van Lathen, and Mallory Rubin. And we have a great draft here where I almost nobody else's voice is going to crack for the rest of the show. And we have some wrinkles ready here, including you'll notice, no technology, no phones, no laptops, it's for Mallory Rubin's request. I just think that this is fascistic and shameful, and contrary to the spirit of the exercise. Fascistic, that's not fascistic, but it's fine. Well, I get by your mad because you came in first place, right? I did win last year, right? Despite all the complaining. But unlike you, I like to think about other people and what is best for the collective. Well, I'm glad you said that because thinking of other people, and this makes it a little awkward,
we actually do have something for you, Mallory. Oh, you're going to acknowledge my title? All right, so Mallory, you did win. Yes. So we actually did get you something. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Thank you, everyone. Oh, my God. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, what did you say? We have something for you in this God, what's up? All right. Let's get to the first round. We left the chain head book. Now, let's try it again. It's a trophy. I think it's a trophy. We're going to ignore what Bill said. Here we go. Oh, wow. That's really trophy. Yeah. Did this guy get free? Did you guys see this? Oh, it's a great trophy. It's a great trophy. It's a cost. It's a cost, yeah. Yeah. So like you every year, whoever wins, you can put on that. Yeah, it's a really cost. And it's going to be a Stanley Cup where she has it for a year, and then swimming this league doesn't collapse and everyone kill us. Then you're going to give it back. You'll be able to drink. You'll be able to drink. It's going to be fine. It can't be cold soon. I was in pain when someone's going to walk after that.
And also, you know, bathroom breaks. Thanks, guys. Yeah. Oh, back around. Exactly. Wonderful. It is. Beautiful. There you go. That got charged. I don't think you should do that. That's appreciated. Yeah. Actually, Crystal Images gave us a discount. So don't worry. The other thing, the other wrinkle here, in addition to the new technology, my Malorie's request, is we have the pick your own punishment. We're bringing pick your own punishment back, which again, I, yeah, everyone's so happy about it. They're popular. And again, because we can't get everyone shockingly to agree on a punishment. We're like, you know what, fuck it. Everyone can pick their own punishment. And we are going to have cousin Sal be the enforcer in this year. OK. Because it turns out that we have no power over any of you, really. And so cousin Sal is on tiered. If no one wants to follow through, Sal's going to force you to do the punishment. Yes. That you pick. So you're going to draft your punishment in around round one, round 17. We don't care. You can take whatever you'll do if you come in last place. And then you have to do that. And Sal will, so Sal, you'll do this the honor. OK. Yeah. Reading the punishments that people are going to do this year.
Or we get the punishments. Malorie's is not the only award slash trophy we're going to give out. We have to acknowledge our guy here, Bill Simmons. Without him, he's our rock. We wouldn't be here. We wouldn't be here. We wouldn't be selling tires on the beach all of us right now. Yeah. He keeps the lights on. He's our champion. And every champion deserves a belt, a championship belt. And so here's your belt. Hey. Hey. Hey. He's around you. You have to figure out. He's seven minutes or something. Let's go. He's going to go see. He's going to go see. He feels like one of his members is there. He's there. He feels like the rest of the body is there. What is this modern contraption? Does it lock? You take the one. I'll forget it. All right. All right. I think if you know practice makes perfect. So I think if you're not strapped in when you go to make your pick, you're not undoing it. I think we have to skip your pick. You got to be able to do it. I'll strap it in every bit. All right. All right. I'm not seeing these punishments yet.
Is this the last phase? It's the last page you have put for us. The punishments for today. All right. Oh, look. I see some of mine. I made this. Okay. All right. Number one. Eat a chapter of Terry Bradshaw's new book. That's not it. Did he really read it? He wrote a book. He wrote four pages. So it's really not that big of a... Did he like consume that? Yeah. He's taking your time. A lot of pictures. Well, you make it. Well, you make the... Oh, that's good. He's an actress. You're married. You're married. It goes down. You could have made it good. Yeah. Get some of that already now. The real man. I see like what kind of book is it. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a hard looking novel. Yeah. That's nice. All right. This is an oldie, but a goodie. Eat two cold cans of soup of the winter's choosing. This was on last year, right? Yes. Okay. I think it was only one thing. That's the easiest one. I would do that anyway. I would do that first and then. It's great. It's great. Everyone eats hot dogs and drinks cold beer while the loser eats hot beer and cold dogs. Ooh. Interesting. The question about that one has the hot dog been like prepared and then it sits in the fridge and cools or it was just that came out of the package.
It's the package fully cooked. It's like... Yeah. Cold dogs. Cold hot dogs. Not the animal. Good, good, good. Good. Go trick-or-treating until you get ten items from ten unique houses before the super bowl. Not on a Halloween. Absolutely nightmare. Absolutely. That's crazy, the larceny. That's crazy. The larceny. So you guys are going to send me into a neighborhood. Going door to door to people's houses and asking the way I would suggest not taking that one. Thank you. I've done three of these so far. Come on my neighbors. There you go. Is this supposed to even know ice? Seven. Okay. What's up? We've lived in our ice eyebrows. There's a lot of... Oh, shit. That one's so sweet. Of course. We really do. Yeah. I liked it. We were like, E Germ octet. You didnt eat ice. Yeah. I don't know. Alright. We're at Bulkab or two pay for horror podcasts, dumb ass. Yeah. All right. Alright, time to back. Come on, discuss podcast really quick. I like this. Dress as the hungry catapillar next year's draft and eat everything it ate in the book.
Wow. Looks not bad. That also sounds great. That's fun. Alright. Listen to Pac-Man, if he's album on repeat for the entirety of the early slate of an NFL Sunday. That's tough Let's get a beef started 45 minute album. Wow. Yeah, no one says four on a Lou plays. Yeah four to house out Does it have to be oh you away over there like you can't hear the answers? Yeah It games don't do that. I like this each Joey Chestnuts hot dog record 76 in 30 days That's like a regular month. Yeah Based action takes in the blanket dog down for that snatching the background Clown car wash go on everyone's podcast and full professional clown makeup Interesting. All right nobody's doing no You cannot watch the Super Bowl live and instead you watch a movie of the winners choosing you should do it Okay, Greg wants to make a lot of fun You got a Craig and then no punishment. Oh, it's interesting so you could pick for the cowards
So these are this is supposed to you supposed to think about this You can take this like if there's a really bad one you want to stay away from you would choose maybe that instead of Jamar Chase they're all y'all yeah, right? Okay. All right. That's a good batch. I'm proud of you guys nice work Craig Craig did have one other suggestion for a potential punishment. Yeah loser has to run this league next year This bridge Oh my god, okay, so that was felt like a direction. Well, I mean is now the time to The administration of the league last year is a fucking disaster one of those most Misshandled situations I've ever been a partner Communication of the rules Organization day above the draft clearly announcing what kind of leave we were participating in nightmare This actually narrowly the way in which the playoffs and the final loser was determined which was Meekly communicated one time Just I failed
Absolutely pathetic things I've ever seen in 15 years working on top of that You By randomly selecting golf balls that you would hit at a golf The stupidest things I Only except the outcome to me now is for me to trade picks with Craig so that you you and you have the 10th 11th and 12th You're gonna die
I Hit by a car Like me Oh So is the deal that you're over all that if we I move I'm gonna fight playing about a single thing No We Saying don't negotiate a terrorist I'm saying, number one, that was completely worth the price of admission. But it's a point, you got to drop, you know, it's y'all at least. I'm just saying, I get the, I get how I'm doing.
It's too much. It goes on the board, I can keep going. I'm sitting here. Oh, so it ain't worth it to keep going. You can put my name up. If not, then I'm out. See you. Oh. Oh. Danny. Is a man is still here. You have us and Gail right there ready to tap in. Don't cave. K out of the time. Everybody gets to complete out one thing and get what they want. We're working on this. Leave it. No, you don't. It's going to come next. You won't hear it. It's like we're going to call it. It's like that. It's like that, right? I don't know. Just let you have no real quick. You guys are fucking selling hype. It's outright. You guys are saying, what is going nuts? Like, yeah, jump in this. What the heck? Make it a back to Verizon for the voice. It's actually decay because, and I love you. You're one of my favorites. We're not supposed to have favorites. You're one of my favorites. That's not mean enough. If anybody, if you hit ball, if you hit the ball, you got to shitty pick. I can't die. I'm not going to play any of that. I've replaced this with picking names out of a hat.
Right. You should have hit everybody's ball. No, it's. Respectfully. Respectfully. It's random, by the way. It's the same chances either way. That's my one. Show me the support. I'm not having to give them a better. I personally think the 11 picks better. I'm totally, actually, pretty good at that. I really want it. Totally happy to say something that works. I'm happy to really. Moving on to more important things. Can I say something? Where did we last? I just want to commemorate our official turn into bar stall. I'm going to be here. It's one time coming, man. It was a big day, I guess, for all of us. And I think you should switch picks. I'm happy, too. I'm happy, too. We're switching picks. Okay, yeah. Whatever. We're like that. I need some great stuff. Just coming to another man's house. Unbelievable. You don't like this? I'm so pleased. I was just like, you don't want to do it anymore. I want to be here. Just like you. Can we get a Netflix poll? I just want to be here. I'm just joking. We're going to do it. I'm just going to write honor on here. It's an honor. Yeah, it's just an absolute honor. Are you sure?
Is there any one more complaint you want to get on? No, I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Everybody behind you. Nobody behind you turns you into a fulfill. Everybody suffering yourself inspired this year. Everyone feels so grateful and always give them your hand. They feel so あるさすらない感じ反省を感じているシュガーワンド という気を練習しますからね. What kind of relationship are you going to have? They feel they are. They do. They're from other universities. We'll be into the next year's program, you know, when I say he says I'm aware of that part, but I have a new us do a two-quarter-back non-superflex league, two QB league, instead of this one, QB Bullshit. I think that's a elucid, well-thought-out organized question, and no. And why? Why? Yeah, um, because he's not even in the group chat. He wants the judge to do the rules. And by choice.
No, we get someone who orders that. Nobody says that. There is a man in the group. Give him an answer. I'm just going to do what I'm going to do. He's simply just working to make it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's not going to be a problem. It's a problem. It's a problem. I do. It's a problem. That's right. I think we're playing it and saying, you know, two, whatever. Whatever you guys want. I'm going to do it. Listen. Who here wants to do two-quarter-back league? It's simple. Hands up. Hands up. Yes. I am. I think this is something that's in third place. What is that? What is that? Hands up. You're making it out, parents. You've tried to do the rules. I'm trying to do the rules. I'm trying to do the rules. Hold on. No, you're free. I'm trying to do it. I'm trying to do it. Listen. Wilson, not to like Hugh Mealy. It's not to like- This is your fault because you've won play and then they, they back. You'll do it with one year. It's funnier. It's funnier. I don't want to cut this, but I'm waiting to do it with him. I'm voting to you guys. You guys, you guys. When's the August 11th, Wilson and I hate Super Flex. Let's do one. I'm crazy. Say that a few days ago.
It's like, yeah. Ships. I'm going to do it. It's only been corned by the same thing. You better run away. I can't stop ploping a coin. This is ridiculous. I just started the group chat. Nobody supported you. Where was this last week when I sang this? Nobody paid attention. Nobody paid attention. I was so excited. I'm excited. Because I can't even have your phone number. I don't want to say it. You're so excited. You're so excited. Yeah. You gave me your phone number. We can talk to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, holy shit, I thought. You didn't say that I'll switch to Verizon for you. That's the whole thing. Oh, man. That's a compliment. No, I'm not. It would be better if we did QB. No one was prepared for this. It's going to be better content. And I don't care if the rest of the world does one QB. They're idiots. I know. I think I love that. And with that said, we're going to start to draft with the one quarterback. Oh, my God. And we're going to go, and we're going to go.
And you know what, the year of Chris Ryan continues. Because we're, I think, 348 of Chris Ryan month. Wow. 2.5. We're going to go out of the back. 12 teams, as you can guess, Dave is the new additional weight of the QB. 2.5. You can have 2.5. So you can do that. Well, let's call this one. So you're not going to not change that? No, we're not changing. Yeah. Respectfully. We're going to the way back, machine. We're doing a full-on, a greater draft. There was an ill-earned snake. There was an ill-earned snake. It's not going to be fucking red. That was right here on the red carpet. It's changing. What was the one you were going to have? The email was yesterday. It's not going to be so. Oh my god. We're having a wrap with one-quarter best. What was it going to be? Day two. What was your day today? Tate, former producer, read the email immediately. I read it today. We're going to settle down. This battle is on the box. Yes, sir. Again, I think you guys are doing great. Yes. See, I knew it was your ball. You're not going to settle down. We're going to settle down. We know. Oh my god. OK. So the draft was me. Chris Cellbill, Mal Sean. And it's an honor to have you here. How's Tate Dave? Van D. K. Craig, Danny Hyfe.
It's me. That's me. I'm going to wipe my bad one, then. And then one-quarter-rectly, Chris Ryan, you are on the clock. After consulting with my team, I didn't have Tate. He left. But we like to have a big coaching tree. We're like guys go off and start throwing franchises. I'm going to take Jameer Gibson. Yep. All right. You're going to get up out of your chair. Thanks Bill. Gips. Gipsen, grab Gibson. He heard it in the last 10 minutes, because he doesn't like conflict. No, I was just out of it. What is he just like? He's like, totally crazy. He's like, he's like, he's like, really mad. Like, he's like, he's like, really mad. Oh my god. So, who's that watch? He was like, over there judging you. And the draft is just like, oh, sure. That's the plan, I'll either. So the draft really begins now. So, Sally, you're on the clock. Number two, pick. There's like no one good left. We shoot on the thought of his history. He can't take it off. But you know what? You're shaking that. Don't do it. As a great Chris Burman said years ago, before his tookus became completely impacted into his sternum,
here's to you, Bijan Robinson. Welcome to Team Sal. What do I call him? Oh, god. Did he actually say that to him? No. I don't know. All right. No, give it a say. Bijan mustered. Come on, listen. Pretty good. I think I've got what's in my mind. All right. What do you got in right one? Not Brian. No, you won the lead. Why are you so upset? Thrilled to be here with my friends. Go look at your trophy. You'll have absolutely the world to be here with my friends. I agree. That's all. That's all. All right, Bill. You won the clock. I'm on the clock. Last year we had two super flexes and you thought it was one quarterback. And now it's one quarterback. Super flexed back to one quarterback. I'm not going to take Christian McAfry. You don't have a sequel, though, because he was healthy last year. Any practices next to an electromagnetic, whatever the fuck that thing is. God damn it. First receiver off the board. Jamar Chase. Smart. I'll let you know.
No courage to follow through on your AJ Brown love. You won later. You're not going to make it back. There's no way. That's not a chance. I'll take you in a later. And I'm definitely not saying that because I pick after you. I was hoping you wouldn't take Jamar Chase. Who's up? I want you to take it back. I want you to take a deep look at the clock. I'm not working for that. So we got Gibbs Beach on Chase. 1, 2, 3. It's pretty clock. How much time is it worth? It's just pressure. Peer pressure. Which Mal is about. I'm going to spend the next 20 minutes. I know. They're not going to be easy to peel. I know it. I know it. This is my nightmare. We were worried about this. We were worried about this. I was going to do this for AARP corner over here. I'm going to do this. You got to go for the next one. I'm going to take you to the next one. Here, we're going to stick to our big Charles. I don't know. Where are you going? I'm going to hide that by our own. You got to find the left side of it. OK. All right, Malar. It's ready. She's ready.
Where are you going? Going. She's following houses leading here and wandering about. OK. OK. You need blood flow. She's going to look for the name. So Malar. I'm ready to make my selection. OK. Which is the last year. I'd say I won the league for a few reasons. Commitment, tenacity. Bill fucking up and taking to Marcheys instead of Josh Allen in a super flex thus to Cubi-League. Bill cutting that staff for a new pick. Who I've nearly picked up. Thank you, Bill. I really won the league because of Puka. Routing for Puka last season was one of the most joyful fantasy experiences of my life. Probably. A different season. Probably second only to the year I got clean perch on a fantasy baseball league in his breakout. Because I enjoyed that high, I will not be subjecting myself to this year's low. Someone else can take Puka, join him being in jail in week three. I'll take a jade. Yes, it is. Oh, good. She's not like that.
That's what I think. I thought I was going to get to say a sad, real smart. That was a sad, real smart. You can't opt into the worst experience of the thing you enjoyed last year. Can't do it. That's one of my momentum, Tateys. Sort of. Sorry. Packed back. That was always hated people who walked through paint last winter as the white part of the game. That's why I was going to do. She's been ready for this. He knew what was going to happen. What do you think in Sean? Three teams are not endorsements. And I am going to take Puka. There we go. And Joe. That's fine. You like him first personality. Sean, it's the first personality. It's the honor of the Scovina Honor. Yeah. All right, House, you're on the clock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just going to go ahead. What lenses are those? These names? Huh? My focus is on how you're doing receiver. I am. He's going to take St. Brown.
I'm on Ram. We talked about this yesterday. It's so well. It's really escaped from my address. Exactly. You're right there. I get to get the sun god. Oh, no. No, because of this by last week. Yes. I'll just take it back. I put them with the same brown. Yeah. I love the life test. They have great ones. I'm going to take it. They can put one up, I agree. But your House turned it on. I put it on you just not being able to do that again. I mean, it's good for you to get out. I know that. We're taking too far. Is there everyone here ready? Can you take a stand, Brown? You do it. There we go. Here it goes. I'll work. That'll work. All right. I'm on Ram. Oh, well.
Wow, Dave just running to the board. Yeah, I agree. You're not worried about the party. A sore leg, Bob Leg. No. 400 bazillion carries. No, no, no. Dave's in. Wow. Yeah. I think that's all the good. The commenter's fan. You asked the control room. Can we draft news stories that we want updates on? Because since we don't have a ball. Yeah. That's a good one. I think it's a good one. Yeah. Let's get a nice membership.
It's a long way to wear these. On the back. You know, with Nick Twenton. Just nice. On the other brand. Okay. This is a good one. I love it. It's a good one. I love it. I love it. It's a good one. It's a good one. Yeah. I love it. This is a good one. Yeah. I love it. It's a good one. I love it. I love it. Yeah. I love it. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Little way. That's true. We did mine. Was it? Yeah. Yeah. What do you like about Say-Kwon? Total bad ass. This makes me feel bad. I have no idea if you told me. You're taking Say-Kwon because of his uncle? Yeah, his uncle. Yeah. Yeah. He tells us it's a bandsaw. It's like a bandaw. It was back available right now. Does this bandsaw? They did any pointer now, just kidding. Yeah. So we have best available. So we can throw the best available in a moment. That's great. I'm not sure. They said they were going to take it. Hell yeah it is. I think so far that you're taking it by the questionable. Yeah. Look, it's some of that classic analysis. Yeah. So far guys, it's the first round.
Did you guys see that? I think I can take control of that part of it. Well, classic analysis. Any surprises? It's probably between the guy who went to rehab and the guy by the substation. It's just generally my speaking. Yeah. You know, that's usually like, you know, people off my board. But like, camera at 7 feels like a steal though. I think he is. Yeah. He's the best player when he plays. Yeah. He's literally the best player in fantasy history since LeDadian Tomas and when he plays, we're the most important player to avoid. So, take, where are you on the substation and just, you know, radiation? I mean, I'm anti. Yeah. Okay, no. Not in a great game. All right. I'm going to ask it. It's too close to home. I'm talking. It's dark here. You're taking my boy. Here we go. GT? Most of his Ohioites can't have him. There's a lot of you. Wow. It's not long. Interesting. I didn't last you. Wow. I love dark areas. What's it feel like? There's never going to go off. Now, I think he's looking abroad. He's going to change your perception of the aging thing. I'm watching LeBron throughout the Upps, to his son in a playoff series and they win. And I'm like, Derek Henry. Oh, he's 32. The Vittish should have been Sean's pick. But you guys, that's right.
I'm taking fucking cowards. I'm going to send her right there. They're bullying. They're bullying. I have last year. I was trying to lie to him. I almost took him to the address. We're going to put up the best available players there. Literally a must've been third. Yeah. I'm just like him fed thought about it. He really does last year. He can take Rishy Rice. He was great. We're gonna play a fair player. We have best available power by my right son. On the screen, Sean's got my back. So I'm just Sean, you wanna help me make these two picks right here? Yeah, sure. I'm not really talking about it. I'm not saying, buddy. Yeah, sure. You're talking about? I think Quinchon, Junkids looks good here. No, it's favorite. And maybe Kim's got a vote for three weeks. Who do you think I should take here? I'm not gonna say that. I think you're gonna take Jeff and Jeff and Jeff. And you've been big on him all summer. And you believe in that? Yeah, all of you. Yeah. But you gotta get the receiver. We got the right back list. You have one of your picks. He's gotta be Justin Jefferson. Calamari is gonna be awesome. What about Chase Brown?
By the way, I perfectly top. He touched on that ball to get the first place. Be quiet about that. Chase Brown. Yeah, DK, can we talk about DK hit my ball in the long drive thing? One yard. He topped my ball. I can see, I can see. I mean, you heard it, right? Yeah. And Danny, you said that was still like in the ball. All the time you'd ever spend, you know, like in the last 15 years. You're right. You're correct. I was like, I can't stand it. You're stuck with that. You got all kinds of this to go like this. Lawrence Taylor? Yeah. So no, you see it right now? We don't want to fuss. No, it was. I thought you were fun. I think I'm fucking curious. But did you take my ball last shot? Was that the last shot? It was my last shot, but it was not the last of the 12. Yeah, because you were there. But did you take it? You were taking it? You took it? You were there. You were there. I was like, hey, you all fucking do. And now it was a stock driver. Yeah, I fired my helmet. I don't even know. I don't even know. It's not easy to take it. It's not easy to take it. Yeah, why are you guys thoughts on this like no, no, on Taylor? Zero RB or three wide receiver strategy.
Like not taking it right back here. I don't know. Usually if you have good running backs, that's the easiest way to win in fantasy. Yeah, speaking of which, I'm just going to go down with the ship here. And I'm going to, you know what? I'm doing something insane. I'm going to just take the Mary Hampton as well, which is probably terrible. There we go. Oh, it's probably terrible. The first time. That's a great pick. That's a great pick. But I'm just going to be, I'm going to run a match. He's going to have a huge hair. You guys should use this opportunity with Chang actually here to talk about the Veele Chop thing, because this was your first time. Oh, yeah. You didn't know that. Chang, we didn't finally get to fire any, unlike Apex Mountain. See, Chang's going to get mad now. I'm going to host this. Very fast. That Chang's going to get mad. Not every time. Why? Why is he going to be mad? Because he really, this Veele Chop thing really makes Chang work. What? Most of the time. Most of the time. This is where I make. No, do people have personal road lines that they can ever have? Cross. I don't draft people from this team, et cetera. Well, because the opposite. You get the opposite. Yeah. There's no allies. There's no enemies. You just take who's ever. I don't like to draft the reasons.
Because I'm going to double the miserable if they let me down. I wish the reports seemed that the best thing I could do. I'm going to say. I get a lot of comments like, no comments. No, he is. That's all incredible. All the neighbors, all the neighbors, they say, nothing to watch. Right. I think they're just throwing the ravens. I like that. Just stole. I don't like. I don't like. I have a lot of Yankees on my keeper view. Yeah, it's an emotional hedge. Like, I. Yeah, exactly. You have to hedge. Self-preservation. I like that. Make picks. I don't understand. The stickers, I was making fun of the boomer corner over there. But I mean, the stickers. The stickers. Got the room. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. He was taking. Oh, I have to go. What? Look look. Yeah. On the floor, on the right. Right there. He's only gonna pull his shoulder here. I think he can keep chasing harder than that. He does, keep trying. If my uncle falls back, he loves dope. He can finish rós, takes more. If he doesn't know what he's saying. So he can finish, see. I love k危na determination. I love this who aches, you know? Sounds good. You know he's about plenty of things to do with this, a lot of different folks out there. Right.
So he's just running for the lot. Like letting his wife go in line. And ganz- Why is he like that bro? Is. He's like Are you running back? Have you? And it's seven in a row. Oh, Danny, running to the stage. Oh, you got it back. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, you got it. You kind of walker. You would have traded him hands. I really thought it was an emotional back. I glued that. I love walking. I was really torn between brown and walker. Superb. Very strange so far. This one's a receiving away. These are the receiving away. This one. This one. Where's it? Zika, why'd you take Ken Walker? Other than you? I love him so much. I already know. Why are so many running backs? I think he's going to get a lot of volume in Kansas City. It's been very big for them on their feet around here. It's all that talk about plastic rust. What is that? I guess that's the answer. We don't know. We could play with one people there. That's the troll group. And we take it. Just Jefferson. That's the good thing. Oh, yeah, that's really good. Oh, right before you. Right before you. But I got something for you guys. Okay, here we go. I was just kidding. I know we're going to do that. I'm flying him. Talk to him.
I'll see you in white like Justin Jefferson. I'll find you the guy. It says, would you have said, have any eligibility left? Can we get back? Yeah, we can get back. That's a plus. Oh, thank you. There's a guy named Van Jefferson. You could have him too. Yeah, he went to Florida, right? He's a retz kid now. He's on the show. Yeah, he's on the show. God, take that back. Oh, I'm going to leave. We're going to get him. This is great camera work. I can't leave. We just have a line of people waiting to drop that. David Chan. This is for Bill Simmons. I'm going to take a Jeep. Yeah. Oh, really. Bill. Bill. I'm taking him because I don't want Bill to have any joy. Bill, you're going to go to the gym. I don't like go playing on my word. You're going to kill the worker. I did. Yeah, DK. Love some. I'm my brother. I'm my brother. Take it around to change. I should take all my life. I still am feeling really good. So, Jenny, Jenny, look at her. I don't know how old he was hurting. I'm like, they'd be so good. So, Dave, you're watching the video. You start with CDLAM. I did not want it. Did I make you feel a little disgusting inside, tablo. No.
Not when I went. Yeah. I want to see you. You don't see. I have camp shoulders. My best day. Oh no. I have things to film. I know. I know. I know. I know. Are we some last chance? I got lots of stuff. I'm going to the same. I have to go with that. I'm going to see Jay Brown. I was thinking of a tough memory. So, I think Chang would draft all meats. But here's the only one. So, only one meat. Okay. Who's that? Take is out of the clock. Take your figure out. You should have been able to change your players. You take backs. Yeah. It's got a player. You can take action gently. I see what he's doing. He actually is. Taking an inch. Injury from receiver now. Yeah. There's a lot of the crows. Oh wow. Now, it takes defense. Last year during this draft, Tate, you were drafting. And you took Drake May and his super flex draft. Second round, everyone made fun of you. Oh yeah. I can totally stop it. I like to finish it. I literally, Christy, what's the championship? Because take that. I really lost. We're taking the stance.
I'm not slaying you. I was just texting V. I've got to look at it. I'm just feeding my friends. You know what I mean? I'm thinking, I was like, oh, I won. Yeah. I had to find the colors. Okay. Who would wear the tight ends? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Rockets. Rockets. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. I have to keep them up right now. What's the title? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You want to make bread? You want to make bread, bread, bread. I don't know. I'm just throwing the ball to make bread. I don't know. And it really didn't matter last year. That's where I was just taking the- There's a stick. Biggest stud tidan. Carson Beck? This point. Carson Beck. Now he comes sticker guy. There's a sticker guy. I'm a sticker guy. Oh, I'm stucker guy. It's just the sticker guy. It's sticker guy. It's sticker guy. It's what happens. Nice pick. I'm taking Josh Allen. You need to be ready. It is fun. I can see if I can find him on the screen. It is, right. Can I ask why? Since you're a jet-fade. Full disclosure, I play him twice this year. Yeah, I'm excited about that. Yeah, it loses as many games as possible.
Because I want to watch a team that I really enjoy watching, not watch Chase Brown and, you know, Chris Olave. You're like, all right, this is fine. I want some fucking stars on my team. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm so excited. Like, Pukin' Akua, who I think is probably not a good person, but an excellent receiver star. Goddamn. Goddamn to be so honored that you drafted him. He's doing all right. Hailey Steinfeld. You know, 40 fucking girls. Yeah, I just did that. Yeah, I'll be right back. I'm not gonna go. I'm not gonna go. I'm not gonna go. Give me a fucking second. Come on, man. I'm excited between two things. First two rounds. Oh my God. Okay. This is fucking hell. That's the ball, man. That's like shows. So for the F-bombs, we've dropped many times. We've been there. We've been there. They haven't done it. They're still telling me to take care of it. Are we supposed to be watching that? Yeah. Shit. Now, we've spent no money in the half-stop. We're not supposed to be having a fixed zone. Oh, they took us off. I know, from that season of 10 episodes, you can only do four or four episodes.
I'm mostly doing this to hurt my kids. No, really. You lose the kid rating. You go straight to... Four or four? Four or four. We're not getting right. We're not getting right. Oh, we're not getting right. Can you try one? You have to be able to do that? We tried. Let's get you to go. Let's get you to go. Let's get you to go. Where did it go on the day of piss? Because the algorithm makes it so less people are gonna see your show. Oh, the pointy first. Oh. That's why I was big deal. Anyway, Valerie, who are you taking? I will be taking rock bowers. That's great. I know. I am. Perfectly content to Chang's earlier question to punt on running backs completely. They meant it. This is a tight end flex three receiver league. I'll be going all in on past catchers. And your favorite player in who you didn't take even though you could have. So it feels extra sweet for me to have him and get to benefit from your pain. No surprise that she's one of my favorites. All right, Phil. You guys have to show and you guys have said on every single podcast for three months,
you get one of the first, maybe just the first tight end, which I would say. I think this is a good spot for Valerie. It's a good spot for me. I'm gonna take them, but that didn't get perfect. Yeah. I feel great. I just want to say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. You know what, Christopher Caffer and Chris a lot of was gonna play for you. I can't help but we just finished. Yeah, you're just starts now. I think it's our taking. Joel's doing the punishment for me. So. What position you want, Bill? You have nothing to lose. Yeah, I'm not gonna lose. Is anyone thinking about taking my new punishment? Did you see who I was running back? No. No. And you're the thing, that's not the way. Only people who are afraid to lose take the option of my side. I'm sorry. Bill's gonna take his first win. The light of the game. I'm gonna take his full itself. I'm gonna throw it. I mean, not unless they could have I just hammered. No, no, it's not even 10, right? It's not fully. It's gonna be the important end. We just take some of the awesome things. I'm just gonna check it. That's my guy already. I'm not gonna talk right now. Yeah, okay. What do we got? Don't do it. So. To do it. Bill, you took that Gen.C.
Risky. He has a ankle spray in that's been described as more low than high, which to me means bold. The team gathered around him in fear. They said sprayers. They got a big spray. Are these more of a quarter of the market and people had a prayer circle around? Prayer circle, gen. Practice. Home run pick. What pick is that? 21? Yeah. No. 22. Yeah. If it was two weeks ago, he goes like fifth. Yeah. Hopefully that's it. 15. He goes to four. 16. Why are you taking Thomas? 20 years ago. 20 years ago. 20 years ago. 15. He's a regular guy two weeks ago. Two graders in the top 25. I know that. I know that. I was an option. I was an option. We should be telling Bill great pick. Great pick. Great deal. Great job. I don't need congratulations. We're not. Did you guys know? Yeah. We're not. Did you guys know? I don't need congratulations. We're not. Did you guys know? Yeah. We're not. Did you guys know? Yeah. We're not. What? Have you guys? I thought Mendels was really bad yesterday.
I mean, I don't think he's going to play for a while. But now Vans in my head about researching the relatives of some of these people and I just couldn't. And it turned out George Pickens uncle works at a yogurt land in Encina. That's going to be real. What about his dad? Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Good pick. Great. Great pick. Great pick. Awesome one. That's wise but good. Great pick. Great pick. Good pick. Good pick. Great pick. Great pick. Yeah. Understood. болееczas recorded over this day again was ��고 channel. And did a great job of improving mySwim now. Great pick. Are we godsperlav, hijaquik ios could be against her. How is a huge psychology We got all boys in the small pool.
And Eagles fan taking Eagle. I know. That's it. So, because you want to be taking Aaron Rogers in the third round. I assume Bill will be taking May. You got to Vantus Smith. Wait, where are we out of Tvantus Smith and Eagles this year? In theory, it sounds great. I show speed, lock them up. And... LAUGHTER We're in Italy. Yeah. I was going to say give me back. I actually mean as legit. No, it's like a trick. I was like, a trick. I don't know who the fuck is going to pass the trick one to, but it's kind of good. No, it's just just strand. Oh, my God. It's a strand. With like a four trades. Okay. All right. So, we can throw the best available right now. We have the best available on the board. Thank you. And a lot of dolphins disrespect. Yeah, a lot of dolphins disrespect. A lot of them. All right. Three round trades. Pretty good. Yeah. Very good value. The dolphins are going to score four touchdowns this year,
and he's getting all of them, maybe. On each end. Oh, yeah. LAUGHTER Good. Yeah. Chris, how are you feeling about you squawks before you get you? Mayor Gibbs, the volunteer Smith and Drake London. I feel okay, except the one to pick is going to be a little bit of a gamble, because it's just a bunch of left handed guys sailing balls and him getting concussed. So I'm not sure. Greg's a big bleaver left handed bias, is real. Oh, yeah? His clipboard's driving me nuts right now. Can't fucking make a mess. Come back to the top. No one's thinking about the worst stuff. The Nevada can be a drag. So, why did you go to the police? Yeah, I felt like he got your phone in the middle. No, no, no. No, you guys do something. You guys take a call? Yeah, I got to take a call. Yeah, let's take a call. Here we go. Are you feeling something? No, fantasy didn't murder him yet. Four rounds. Yeah. Four rounds for back. That's the punishment. Oh, sweet release of death. You're taking another right back. Red, blue. Blue from the seabird. Oh, boy.
You guys can all fuck off, because this is the last good receiver in the board. You can Nico Collins. Of course I am. That's good. He's fucking awesome. That is a fact. I love Nico Collins. Had him last year. He'll win you a week. Jamar Chase, Nico Collins, and Ashton, I just bought an awesome Norma Tech to help my ankle heal better. Gentie. He can't be a green thing, dude. Right now he's like, I'm like this. So I'm escaped from that track. He's like, billfully fine. Right now. I mean, do you want to ask Gentie to finish it up now? No. I mean, the North is offensive. Two weeks ago, Collins will have gone probably right away. Exactly. The Norma Tech prayer circle. Oh, man. We got to get the best available updated a little bit here. Yeah. That's going to be the most drinks. Yeah, well, I'm best available. It's like action Genties. I think they're mainly the so we're not going to go at this available for a moment. It's funny because I would have taken Bowers.
But then coming back, now you're in this shitty running back group. How would you have taken Bower? I said Bower's going to take Bower. I was going to take Bower. And then hope, I'm ready. Gentie was there in the next round. So instead of Gentie and Nico Collins, I'd come OK. You would have had a greater fan, Mel. It's real. Running backs have fallen off a cliff. Mallory is a shitty grin on her face. Why take a running back? I'm not excited about. Oh, I can take Ted McMillan. I think that she has to walk all the way down. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm going to further see from the board. I'm excited. Should we take the trophy? Here's what I've decided. I have decided this year to take players I am genuinely excited about. And if they have injured toes, I don't really care. Wow. Ameka. Oh, yeah. Injured toes. I like that. Big, big crack hole. Now, last strike at the neighbors with an injured toe, and it was obviously a fiasco. But hoping for better fortune this year. This is a great call.
I'm going to take players on the turtzo. I'm excited to watch. And I believe have upside. I like that. But you still did it for CR. He died last season. I think there's still an elite running back on the board. I can't wait for running backs. I know. Just like I did last year. So first team all criminal takes Josh Jacobs. Nope. That's a great kind of class. Pretty good. It will be current. Yeah. No, you drive. You drive. You drive. Oh, I can't wait for you. Oh, I can't wait. Such a great one. Let me trade your pick. Don't take your shit spider. Let me take your ball. Take it. Take it. No, take no shit spider. I love it. That's exactly what I want. Oh, that's what I want. So you're fucking shoot the guy. You're thinking the fucking old. That's my first all I've done. I'm not going to fucking win. Look at the line. What's the fucking line? Well, really guys, we'll move it. Haven't seen it. I don't know. You're only coming. One side. I can go double way. I like that. I like that. I'm going to put a great showhouse.
It's taking Kyron Williams. Good day. Sean, how do you feel about it? Javante Williams, Josh Allen Puk, how do you feel, Sean? Pretty fucking good. Seems balanced. At the best quarterback in the NFL, the best receiver in the NFL, and the... End up running back. The 12th best running back. He's telling me. He's telling me. And you only had to be the guy from network to get it. We're out. OK, hey, you're on the clock. And you just got to snipe the Javante Williams from your beloved UNC. Yeah, I hate to see it. And Hampton, you stole both my running backs early. But again, UNC at NFL Factory, as we know, can I grab the receivers? Oh, yeah, sure. Because house got Kyron Williams. You know, you can talk about it. I'll get you the stick. Oh, lad, McConkey. Yeah. Oh, that's a big, on-brand picture. I like it. You can have a life-mecti just on locks. I like it. I like it. Yeah, I like it. You can work it with me. I like it. Oh, lad, McConkey. I like it. So why, I like it.
Why, lad? It's got a hockey in it. I went to training camp, then my man was getting tired. It's mental. I like it. I like it. Yeah, McConkey. Yeah, that's right. OK. So we got Davis up. Dave, you got CD-Lam A.J. Brown. And now, Davis on the board. I'm going to go with Rice. Can't see. I'm going to go with Rice. I'm going to go with Rice. Rice? What the hell? What happened to you, guys? Very unbranded. What part was about to this? This is easy. What was your favorite quote? I gave you an email. What is this picture? Dave, what was your favorite part of your shoot? I had three happy people in jail. I'm going to use Jack. Yes, sir. I'm going to use Jack. I'm going to use Jack. We're going to be good and do any playability. It's kind of hard for me if he had to do the weightlifting. Oh, it's a great place to be in awesome hot. It did. It's awesome. All right. That's it. Check out his Lamb Brown and Rice. All food and all the rice. He got Brown and Rice and Lamb. Brown and Rice and Lamb. Brown and Rice and Lamb. That was a delicious, irisierous.
It does sound good. I almost want to split. I almost want to switch the order. It's just like making a little meal. So now you have to take another food and all the rice. Brown and Rice are healthy. I guess Scott and Boo is delicious. Where do I use chance to do the election for the whole of the day to the road? Here we go. Now I'm going to do that. And I'm going to take hopefully hell the wild game like neighbors. Oh, wow. I like this. I'll be playing week five. I like it round three. I kind of like that. Hell. I don't mind that. OK. Deacon. Damn it. What are your thoughts about a three receiver in a row? I like that. As much as I want to give you shit, I think it's actually a really good thing. I think Rashee Rice, it's like eight of them. Maybe he looks pretty slow in all these pre-season videos. But it's so severely. No, it is a really good team. Because if AJ Brown bounces back, you just have like a great receiving
or you can kind of just figure out. You're going to have AJ Brown bounces back. You're going to say it that way. Well, you know, it's going to be fucking incredible. Look, what is it? It's quite a tough draw. It's going to be awesome. Well, do you think he's going to read the book on the side? Line again. AJ Brown's going to be incredible. You can't just keep saying it. Are you trying to make a girl laugh? Are you saying it? Are you going to say that? Are you going to say that? Are you leaning on it right now? Look at my eyes. It's AJ Brown. We're getting into some Tet. It's a great pick. Go to Tet. Great pick. It's like the first time I've seen you guys pick. No. You fancy guys. No, I think it's the first time. It's Sean's I'm the one who's the good pick. It's the great call. It's gonna get all the looks. Okay, Craig you're up. And Sean spot. It's Craig spot. No, no Danny.
Oh, he's in his spot. Oh, okay. Where he belongs. The... You quite literally put Craig in the corner. Whatever makes people happy. We put that to bed. That is true. That is she was closed. That's true. I will be sticking to my guns and I will be reaching to early probably for the best player on the bearish. Cool. Oh, my God. Oh, that's clear in the bearish. That's my first choice for best player in the bearish. Okay. Okay. You want to wax poetic with Luther Burton while I make two things. What's wrong with his groin? Wasn't that what he's back? He's back. He's back. He's got to keep his hands on your own. Never. No, it should be fine. I'm not worried about it. He looks good out there. I saw him jogging. How'd it look? Pretty smooth. No way. Smooth gate. He cut. Yeah. Now we're on a receiver. Hi, Vitch has back the back of the row. You'll be taking who? I'm going to make some fucking mistakes right now.
This is where I'm like when I look back and I'm like dressed as the hungry caterpillar next year. This is where it's all. That's now where you're dressed like right now. Actually. Wow. Who's being clear? Like that. Get this. Go. Take that off. I might wear this guy rings. He's like. This guyрокsh Is in our business. Che Dong Joon Oh, poor guy. Wasn't his infant. Hey, hey, hey. Ae don't look back. I'm curious of all the teams. I actually van I feel like how do you feel because sake one Justin Jefferson
Elite neighbors if you're healthy does kind of leap off the page fan. How you feeling? Michael Runefell is you man? I'm feeling great. I ran Barclays nephew. Fucking what is this? Who is this? I'm a Barclays nephew Justin Jefferson Elite neighbors meant. Neighbors is healthy I think is gonna have a great season. Are you sure? Okay. I feel like that should be in the notes at it's I Iron Barclays. I don't have to change the stick. Yeah that's true. Alright crack. What are you taking there? James Fuzz on the ball. God's warm. Jerala. Jerala is on the board. Jermy. Jerala is on the board. Jerala looks really good. He was dealing. He was dealing. He was dealing. He's the Jets 4th grade secondary. I'm the Tessuatorian Pessuatorian. Hit me the quarterback. Oh she is. Oh she is. She's right back. She's right back. Look at this. It's a Buster Killing. All right. Who is that he is a Barclays. I'm very surprised. I'm very surprised. Jerala's right there. He's the first name on the board. Oh my god. It looks good.
Where's the M. I'm going to go. Yeah. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Wow. He is taking Drake May. That's awesome. That's awesome. Oh man. That's not about the hat. That's a great pick. Oh you're fucking cute me. I mean incredibly good pick. I'm crying. Oh my goodness. I'm going to take it. Oh my goodness. What is the name of the game? I'm going to be the only one who's going to be the best. Another tower here all of the board. I wouldn't have taken them just because I have too much at stake. You think Drake Mays is going to be incredible this year? Oh yeah, he's going to be so good. AJ Brown is going to be incredible. Like legitimately incredible. South should be the best part of AJ Brown being incredible. Okay, I'm going back. Do you actually feel good about this game? I feel okay. I feel okay. You're trying to start the quarterback run. We can put Craig's team on the board. I believe. Here's we have James Cook, Chase Brown, Luther Burn and Drake May. It doesn't do both the page, but by week A, I'll feel real good, I think. I feel like you're talking to someone that I'm sweet. I'm just joking. I'm giving it to you. Tell me what you're saying.
Tell me what you're saying. But tell me come back. I think all the quarterbacks are going to be gone. That was my fear. And I didn't want to get stuck with Kyler Murray. Especially when I take seven in a row. I'm just saying, you're really good to go. This is my last position part before I start my quarterback. What do we land on the quarterback day? It's one. I was just saying, should we take a photo? It's his main one. That's what. I'm doing something weird here. This guy's been in our bar book three out of the last four years. DJ Moore. DJ Moore. DJ Moore. Yeah, no. Oh, yeah. DJ Moore, a receiver for the Buffalo Bills. You're a DVD. You famously hate him. You're showing up on Sunday with the Bills. You're showing up on Sunday with Tate Bound. You're buying into that theory. What's that? You're buying into the Hated Kale of Williams. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Bills. Yeah. Quarterback run starts now. Aaron Nussfire. He's got the brown. He looked good. He's got. He's taking bro. Joe Bro. Are you really kidding? I love the bad strategy. He's just taking the best of the amazing. This is what it is.
He's got a good stack there. I like that bro. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. You've never loved him too. I love it. I love it. He's my goat. Vanna, actually be curious to hear you. The college football fan and NFL fandom. Why does he have just the love? Well, for me, I always say there's a couple of NFL teams that are different. But for me, in that room, like this is like the red one. This is the light blue. Oh. Sorry. It's an ultraman. It's like a real size. Take me from the Watt beer and jelly. From the warlies. From the street port. From Monroe. You like going to Stone's because you know who their uncle is. You know who their uncle is. You know who their uncle is. Yeah, you know who their uncle is. All right, Dave, you are taking... Oh, wow. That's it. Speaking of that, he tried to say it. I was saying it. He was changing his name. He changed his name. He changed his name. He changed his name.
It's not ETN. No, it's an ETN. It's just an ETN. I changed his name. I think the Clemson coach couldn't say it. That's gonna be too much for me. Looking at two ETNs. I think all ETNs. ETN is very close to EP2-Fei. That's what I was thinking. cel we're talking about. I think it's the best culinary city in the game. Wow. Which ones would be close? Which ones would be close? Everybody would default saying in the world is like almost easy. But what else? What else would be the rest of your time to see it? San Francisco. I don't want you but I take LA. I do. Of course. Bad taste. Oh, LA's up here. Yeah, for sure. OK. Order back. What's the fifth city? New name four. Chicago? What's 12th? You know what, Philadelphia. Not because he just said. Oh, wow. I was out of the seat. Philadelphia, the most underrated. I think we're in America. He's a lot. And yet, it has everything more importantly, people can take chances. There's everything's just not vanilla. The one thing with Philly that I feel
like we need to get to the bottom of it. You're going to miss the towering city. Oh, what's your best one? I don't need the best one. But you don't need burgers. Man, it's a city of San Francisco. I need you to follow out. No, it's not. I understand. If you're just looking for burgers, take the margarine. I want to get it. What's the icon of burger? It's hot. No, for sandwiches. Oh, yeah. How many burgers is this? I don't know. I'll just keep them set by that one. It's fine. It's fine. You're getting your beef sandwich. You're getting me a beef sandwich. I'm getting it. Herniated desk. I'm going to get my whole table being. Why did you take you so long to pick Lamar? He couldn't find me. I can find it. Yeah. It was a lot of stuff. It was a lot of stuff. I don't know who did the quarterback. I wanted to be a good player. I was going to be a good player. I was going to be a good player. I was going to be a good player. Are you sure? Yeah. Are you sure? Yes. You know why? Because the reports yesterday suggest that he is being charged with two misdemeanors. Who's this? Neither one of them. I'll shake him. I'll shake him back. I'll shake him back. I'm not sure. Where am I going up there, but I didn't know the update. I know I'm going up there. Where am I going up there?
I'm going to be in the upper. He was not charged with the felony. He was charged with two misdemeanors. You can go in the commissioners list. You could. Like Puka. Puka. Puka, Puka. Puka. Puka. All right. Well, I wonder who's going to play running back for House. Josh Jacobs is suspended. But yeah, Sean is on the clock. Fuck. Fuck. It's got to be pretty slow. Oh. Oh. There's a hurt. The R's right son. We saw hurt. Wrong team. Garrett. Can stand. Oh. Oh. He's got a good one. That's the guy with the graces. Oh. He just... I'm sorry. He just got to be shot. This is kind of hurt, Dave. The corky from life goes on. Why did this happen, Sean? I just went home. The corky from life goes on. Why did this happen, Sean? You just wait. I see what you're doing. I see like a hundred years forward. I'm saying like one round ago, you're like, I want great players, you're great teams. So the Giants are great team. That's why you do it.
I'm like legend. And then you're great players. Like, great teams. I said stars. Oh, I'm a star. I can't fight back. That's pretty out. I'm kind of showing friends. Be good. Sure. One and a half stars. Okay, now, come on now. Now I'm going to be Rubin's eyes. I'm going to take the slow one. Now you took a Buka Brock Bar was JSA and you were also saying you were going to take that edge there in mouse pick. That's why I like it. That's the second edge. That's the second edge. That's the power of the horizon. This is brought to you by StateFuller running back. She's going to go jaded. Absolutely not. Well, I'm going back to the scene. What is that exactly? I have to put you back. You actually put your back to the box. So I've actually been dealing with some back pain because I'm getting old and some hip pain. I turned 40 and 30. So it's all downhill. And, you know, I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. This guy. We need to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. This guy. We need to get out of here.
That's the power of the power of the horizon. And just the ascendancy is here. Oh, yeah. There we go. It's going to be hard. It's glow up and just everything. What the guy is falling in love with the hot chick? It's fine. He's not going to make it back to me. I'm taking him here. Yeah. Wow, Conkey. It's good picking. Bill and his people are going to take care of him. I'm going to take care of him. I'm being sad. No, you're not going to do it. I like it. I just wouldn't have. I told you my strategy. I'm going to take seven Cubis. How many of them will you cut in week one some of the other people can pick them off because he let off the cake from down the size of featured and talk to me I don't know. Keith. But this socks got a new literally just cut staffer it and she got the divot in the Center staff. He was just so wonderful experience. He looks very happy. Yeah. I'm sure they're going to make them. Everybody is going very bad. But you've contributed to my life. Do everything for ZOBRA. Yeah, I've got to say hello. invite him out of this side. Those are just, so, so I'm going to take you there a close to love weren look of were and I'm trying to distract all of my friends and different yourself. He's going to be that.
He's too involved with the bearer. And the problem is, I don't want to root for anyone on the colts because I think they're going to suck. So I'm going to take close to love them. The problem. Three. I think that's a good choice. Honestly, can't believe you're still here. Thank you, everybody. That's fair. I think that's the 40s. So that's something you just stabbed me in the heart. I like how he fills four pants. You want it? Oh, yeah. Well, we love colts to love them this year. And we just kind of, we felt like it's like going to a trendy place. And there's a long line. And we're like, it was like the price of them is so expensive. But like, colts to love them 46. Oh, I can't believe it's still here. It's such a dirty slide. What do we all want to do? What do we do? So I am going. Where's group? The colors and stickers have really defeated me. And we're only trying to see where she wears a shirt. Wait a minute. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. We said criticism. Can we run a Netflix poll on people? Whether it's like a poll or a scam.
I'm trying to make these types of polls. Because millions of people staring at my ass right now. Yeah. I'm going to get that to stick. Oh, yeah. This stick. Welcome to Team Sal. I'm really excited. I want to get a day. How are we feeling about the foot? How are we feeling about the foot? You know, the new normal of like the bone callus thing. Oh, Chris was great. Chris knows exactly what he wants. OK. Because you wait for 20 minutes to make a fix. No thoughts on Ramadins ace, but from the group. OK. That one. That one. That one. Good. Tyler Warren tied in from the cults. Sal took Tyler Warren last year in the fifth round. And we all made fun of him. And then the first half of the season Sal looked like a genius before he just absolutely cratered. And did you even make the playoffs? I did not. Oh, I don't know. That's a rarity. You always always make the playoffs and everything. And his team was really a good one. So I wasn't in the first place. I thought he heard me. Yeah, I'm the best Hadeson players I've ever played. Thanks, man. I have no trophies, but I mean, this is one of the best
players you ever played with. He is the least ever one of me. He wins a lot of fucking things. He takes Caleb. I take a Caleb because I want to cheer for someone in the first attempt. Farm like that. It's just, you know, I just wanted to be on the first. Anyway, I was thinking about Ramadins and I was in fantasy. Like Mal said, it just doesn't feel good. It's a lot of us here. Because you know, I just doubled my life. I was like, Chris, your team's fun. Yeah. So are you admitting that it's not fun watching Jalen rehearsal? No, I'm admitting that it's not fun having them on your fantasy team. Because you're in a business. I've thrown for 95 yards. Fuck you, we won. That's good for me, but it's not good for my fantasy team. I can't have that. All right. Really good. Pause. OK, so Sal on the clock. Sal, you've, be John Robinson and Devon H. Yeah, I'm running back. I know. Pickens and Adunes A. Oh, yeah. OK. Another receiver. Yes, I was a receiver. I can't believe there's no snacks. No pizza, donuts. They're right up to the tower. No, no. You're not going to get a signal. You're going to lie to me.
I was right here for the trophy. He's on here since you're on the journey. He's going to be. He's going to be. Enjoy your three touchdowns. Oh, my God. I think you're like, you're an asshole. I mean, the most handsome. He's a little bit. I think I'm a little bit. He's actually a part of this. Yeah. Yeah. He's a little bit. It's always a moment when it becomes clear that there's only one actually, a person at this whole company. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. He's not sure. He's up. Bill's up. I was up. Oh, don't do it. I feel like what? I feel like I'm a producer. I'm ripping through to fucking apply. There's an obvious pick here for Bill, I think. There's a guy that I want. He's been tea-talked in this team all week. He needs a quarterback. Yeah, take a quarterback. Sam Dorne. Yeah, there is. What's wrong? No. Tates just looking sick of this. That's a sick of this. He went outside to use his computer and look some stuff out.
I didn't call Joel. He said he hates the team. Oh, man. So you're, yeah, wait. So you're come managing this with Joel. Yeah, Joel Anderson is also a pick so we made. Not enough. We got a 50. Zach, we speak it with, yeah, we, this is going on here. 51 or something? Exactly 50, yeah. It's always one off. I don't love this pick, but I think he's going to have a good year and I need somebody safe because I like my team. Where's the running backs? Running backs. Oh, some running backs. I hear my. I like that how how how some Bill just do exactly know who he should be. I'm sure he's the guy. I swear to God. No, I don't know what he's going to do. If he doesn't take him on picking him. Don't say who's damn. Don't worry about it. He'll be able to pull that safe. Bob Kraft. James White. You're not allowed to. You're going to sit right now. You can't talk about that. He's going to get this home. He's going to get this home. We're not going to have to go. No, the Brady Roast is like, we'll just end it. I'm going to lay him on. I'm going to lay him on. I'm going to lay him on. I'm going to lay him on. I'm going to lay him on.
Why don't you put some of that? Here's my here's my reason. I think Texans really like Texans. I think they're going to have the lead all season. I just think he's going to have like 15 touchdowns. You're a mother fucker because that's literally what I was going to take. The exact 100 yards. Exactly right. The one who wants to read the first pick, efficiency teams in the NFL, finally has a running back. And they have no back. They're going to be inside the front. We should have had it like that. They're going to be in the back. They're going to be in their back. That's why, so I'm like a heating pad. All right. Injury concerns. It's fine. Shitty offense doesn't matter. I want to them. Jeremiah. Yeah, this is late enough. Yeah, it's point round five. So go ahead and do it. And I waited on running back to now. I have a high upside. I couldn't do that with Gentie. To reward my stress. Yeah, yeah. The only two running backs with ankle injury. Yeah, that would be enough. The upside is fucking no. I gotta say I feel great about my team. Yeah, it looks good. It looks just easy. I feel great. I feel great.
I feel like metal. I'm trying to know for you. I'm sorry, sorry, it wasn't great. Yeah, I missed on that one. Oh my god. Okay. Where are you going, Sean? Okay. Sean's up. Go, Sean. You guys. We're good. There was 100 catches. Oh, no. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I think he might be just fine. I was gonna say. Sean, where are you out on the jets this year? Gito Smith back at deck. 5 minutes, 3500 passing yards. 30 touchdowns, 26 interceptions for 26. 26. 26. They're gonna throw the ball. L over the ball. He's going for James's 30-30 record. Frank, Frank is the OC. I'm killing it, Sean. It's a run on the jets, baby. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm just gonna be kind of in the middle. I think so too. I'm thought he's gonna go back. They're gonna suck, but their offense is gonna be kind of good. You can get like, it is. You can get like, it is. You can get like, it is. Mike Evans with the offense. I have to get another running back. And I have one point. You're half to do anything. One point. One in mind. Running back, strapping off a cliff right now.
I don't know. Well, I have two running backs on week 11. So I had to get another. Eh. Salary's fast, it's from Alan Green. It was from Alan Green in the second place. Oh幹嘛, I don't think so. Oh, shame on you. Thank you. LAUGHTER Guys, look, guys. I know you're not gonna get shot. But look at regeneration right now. Yeah. I don't know how much I'm here. Yeah. Yeah coming from Alan Green in line. Now that you know better and worse. Beagle's out there. Are they really? I might get some. And they're running. Ooo, holy ass, they're sacred from you. So Holy shit, I picked my eight. Oh, I'm like, it was totally late. It's okay, take fuck you, baby. Yeah, it's okay. I'm kind of rattled about that T-Tech. I'm rattled. Oh, damn it, I'm so jealous. Leave them round. Is there a bigger delta between rookie running back for this defending Super Bowl champions and then quenchon-junkins? With the Sean Watson Browns, like back-to-back?
I don't like him. I'm just going to do a lot of things that I just didn't show up for practice four days ago. Well, who needs it? You're right there. What's your favorite part of Cleveland this season, then? The weather. Top 100. Who's it easy? They have good brothers. San Oches and Cleveland. Great casino. I like that. Hot dog. We didn't see the fight playing in pop scene. Let's start our next round. I like book. Taking Bucky. Bucky. You can hold hot dogs. What about Jackson? I thought Justin's like, but he's still beer half dogs. I'm worried about Katy Gamewell, but that's what I heard about that. I think Justin's like a great individual player, but like between just two. I'm going to say individual person. You've just wasted by the end. I'm gonna waste it on the own. And then, I have to,
it's like the boys keep it. He's literally the browns of, they don't play it in the end of the fight. Like, he's gonna master, he's gonna run like, all year. Aw, he's blocking. What a strange group of friends. That's really good. Re-solving, like, he's gonna run into my dad. Six of seven running back. Who do you like, Re-solving? Who do you like the best of those four? I think you're gonna impress the six. They're gonna win. That's what I think. No, take, take, take, just press really good. I really seriously thought about him. Yeah, it's a great pick. I'm gonna take a little bit of a text in. There's a bit of a pro-end, you know what I mean? A bit of a urban with six. Yeah, about six weeks, about six weeks. He really was. All right, Craig, I know. Man, isn't it, we all are running back. What did you do? I'm lucky, because I feel like the NFL missed on him, but he was like, he was better in college than he was. He was a small, small and small. Yeah, where do you go to college? All right, yeah, I'm gonna do a swift. Yeah, I'm gonna do a swift for me, please. I don't mind that. I don't mind that. Seven to eight. I'm sexy, but good pick. There's a clip that running back right now. We just dropped off a cliff. We're officially in Tutin' Ranch. Yeah, okay.
Craig, This is probably gonna kill me, but James Cook, Chase Brown, Luther, Bird and Drake, May, Rico Dattle. I don't even do it. Three, big-sized, Dattle Ranch. Yeah, two hours. Two hours. There's a quarterback run. Shown's gonna take you in. I'm a couple rounds away from Rico Dattle Ranch, I think. Are you? I got a rip of damn things. Yeah, Brandon, are you, because I'm the one. Okay. Okay, Bill, you're having a real estate, but ask you, what do you think of Brandon and you buying a $10 million in our house and selling a trade million dollars 11 days later? What a, what a backhand. There's no, there's no full list of that. I'll take the cup of it. And I take the Vont Adams. All right. Wow, okay. Good pick. Good pick, sir. All right, well, I'm gonna fucking play it. Good pick. Well, I actually destroyed Craig's heart right now. And I know exactly who you were thinking about taking. I'll be Jim. I'll be Jim. I'll take it, you're out. And Rodgers, you're doing well. You take it, you gotta get the stack. That's what it's all about. Yeah, are you taking their calf? I've never, not with a 10 foot pole. No.
If it says no, Steelers rule this year. I'm gonna, just to say, I'm just sick of the Steelers, man. I hate watching them play. Totally, I can't predict. We don't care, just put a stick. Okay. Okay. Okay. Who is sticking the Steelers? I'm taking the damn thing. I'm taking Christian Watson and Mike Evans. Oh, wow. I can't believe they Christian Watson, okay, sleep. Thank you. It was a question of good, and that he didn't get all the preamble. No, this is Craig. Craig back. Yeah. It's so funny, the old guys in the fantasy draft, where it's just gonna end up being a good pick again. Mike Evans, three years in a row, we're like, I don't know. He's already fucking barely play loads here. No, but he's for like, seven, eight weeks where he was awesome. Get number 60, that's a pretty good one. If you add those two guys together, you'll get 17 games out of them. Sure. That's what exactly is that? I'm not really good at that. I'm from 17. And people went nuts and he was thinking about our real see how he could have been. It's definitely. It's like he sees a thousand every time.
A hundred touchdowns, I don't see how he couldn't. It's close. He was super rule. He'll have to say one of the some of the times that I see him. Mike Evans merged it. Danny, lock us through strategy. Four receivers so far. So it just, I think Mal, you were right, when it's like a free receiver league, and people like, the super flex, it's obvious. Like a quarterback can go first overall, if you're two starters, but people don't think as much, if you go from two receivers to three, that there's more demand. It's like a 12 team league with three receivers, that's 36 starting receivers every week plus the flex. So I kind of just want to get running back out of the way so you guys have to do this shit and just make your judgekins and bucky Irving. And then that way I'm just kind of, one of these guys won't suck. And I think one of these guys will pop. And that's just a volume thing of like, he'll probably, one of these guys who break the heart, one will be good. Two will be average. That was gonna do. Yeah. Nice to meet you. Thanks for all the bucky Irving. Can you take it to Parker Washington? You got to take it, Parker Washington. I'm so glad to have you. It's getting better. Parker Washington. Oh, that's great. The price he made at this far. Yeah. Yeah. That was a great pick. Yeah. Getting sniped over.
Around the range. So, where are we on Parker Washington and Brian Thomas? Actually, what do you think of Brian Thomas having an amazing performance? Yeah, let's turn it into something. He'll be taking him if he had bands tears. Not gonna actually, not gonna take them, But I think we the best is still to come from him. I think it was a lot of it was in his head. I think it's actually physically more gifted. Scary too. A lot of ways. Became the way more of Brace. Oh, I don't know. I don't know how you're on ball, Peck. Very? That's funny. That's funny. You're gonna take him? Oh, I'm sorry. I was about to take him. The fact you won't take him. Very much you're like, right? I'm gonna take him. You're gonna take him. You're gonna take him. You're gonna take him. No, I have to take him. Yeah, I'm gonna take him. Oh, that's you, right? I have to take him. Right? Yeah. Brian Thomas-Jane. I was gonna take Terry Mcway. They're like, man, Nathan Tiger. Wait, you could just say anything. You're still trying to think his landing taken should be Van Javerson. I just trying to think it's right. Yeah, that's the fuck a porn guy. I remember Jackie's guts. What do you think a tank thinks of me? They're gonna be, excuse me for a hundred. I was gonna take Terry Mc from my people from, he's like such an underrated receiver.
I love him, but I have to go with him. I'm gonna take him. Take him. I'm gonna take him. All right. So Daniel's what he wants. Did you avoid that? You picked up on the yellow sheet, I respect that you had Daniel's? Yeah. I should avoid that. I think Jackie's been the MVP with making picks so far. He's a man. He's on the clock. Yeah. He's moving toward the list. Hands. Move the way. He's running the kitchen right now. He's kind of terrifying, seeing how many picks we have left. We gotta tell him what time is it? So we're gonna look. You're gonna be terrifying. Terrifying that's not terrible. What time is it? 9.30? It's respectfully faced out. You guys realize it happened, it's just like this situation right here, just like the actual stickers. Yeah, it's the stickers. Right, it's the stickers. We just thought adults could just take this thing and that's what I can tell that. Thank you for the good news, is it didn't work last year? So we did it again. We're tired of this. I was really, I know it's not going to do that. So Dave, you took James and Williamson. No, I didn't. I like that thing. As a fourth receiver, he's pretty great.
That's right. That's right. That's what he was talking about. No. I like James. James is your fourth receiver. For the same reason you're saying the Ron receivers. It's easy to find a running back during the season than it is a top quality receiver in mind. Yes, it's once you, the receivers run out, they don't really really know. This is going to be the end. Stop, it's going to end up. Oh, it finally happened. Oh, count! It's going to make me, and if he's out, more than one, we're going to do that. Oh my god. Oh, get what you did, Rick. That's Jim. That's what? Because I just believe, you know what I mean? This is the year. I see the potential. He's getting better. He's getting better. He's getting better. It's going to fall. It's going to fall. It's going to fall. You put Jack in there, get him throw in the ball, too. Wait, Kit's senior. That's the press con. Wow. How's the back press con? Okay. That's it. Oh, how's it going? It's in right next to you, buddy. Oh, no. Really offensive. I'm the wild bozer.
You already have a cowboy. The A cowboy. How, why did you take that right there? Looking at the quarterback list, there's no other quarterback that can throw for 4,500 yards and 40 touchdowns left on this list from what I can tell. So interesting that he passed on Jaded Daniels. I see that. I know the word. 40, 100 yards and 40 touchdowns. But the shirt on. Russian Zing Baton Johnson. Oh, I like you, Jen. Great. Yeah. Yeah. Incredible. I don't want Jaded Daniels to run. I like that. Touchdown. You can try to run. You're trying to manifest in the wrong. He doesn't run. He can play. He's seen you guys. That's awesome. I almost took. I should have probably taken him. If they just open it up and start throwing. I took a call. It's over. Do you think it's funny, Quentin Johnson plays for Harbaugh? When it's like going to the best play in Quentin Johnson's career, it was against Harbaugh and Michigan. I think that's like half the reason he gets the ball. 100%. Yeah. He's like, I have to prove that this actually was worth it. Harbaugh is good enough. Harbaugh has jaked Dobbins because he remembers him playing
for a Ohio State and just being like, wow, that guy. Taking the guy you guys have talked about more than any other player. Oh, two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Two. Get a piece of the Jags. Fill them up with this. Yeah. That's a boomer bus pick right there. I like it. Thank you. Thank you, Danny. Do you actually believe in baseball too? Do you have any more? Do you have any more? I believe in the game. I believe in the game. You guys have hit the corners. You gotta take Travion. You gotta believe. You got to believe. Ever Lawrence sitting right there for him. This is a real test because I think I took that press cut. Yeah. I did not want to take Trevor Lawrence. You didn't. I know. Really? You're out on Trevor Lawrence? Bill's going to take Lawrence. Two and consistent. Bill, is this the latest Bill's ever gone? I can't believe it. This is whole thing. He's freaking out. I was like to Monday to and Bill's screw down. You didn't. You seem like you're in the spin zone right now. You okay? Yeah. H.A. Brown is going to be great. We.
So, do we have a flex I can't remember? Yes. Three water seevers, two running backs flex. And it's a two quarterback. Wait. Good thing you didn't. You were sitting here picking our nose. You're going to get a running back. You're going to take defense? He's taking it. Taking it tight and. Taking it tight and. Taking it tight and. Taking it tight and. He's taking Tucker Kraft. Laporta. Oh, you're doing it. The door. A tight end. Fanon? I actually have no idea who Bill's picking. You're going to tighten in the flex. Oh, I see. Laporta. Laporta? Sam Laporta. I have to go pick. That's a good pick. I like Sam. He's ordering the tight end. Mark. He'll be on your other injured reserve slot. We can close that. He's calling. He's no cow bitch. I can't quit. So why are you here? So I'm going to take defense. Oh, no. This is awful. Oh, my God. This is awful. Oh, my God. This is awful. Oh, my God. This is awful. Oh, my God. It's too much. It's too much. I'm going to the chicken. Chicken. Let me do that one.
So Dave has walked in the food. Dave. I assume you're Mike. What's on the menu, Dave? Anything. What's on the menu, Dave? Anything. What's on the menu, Dave? Anything. He's locked in. He's serving. All right. He's right there on the screen. Incredible. I'm saying we're chilling. Let's go. Good friends. Stay healthy in my menu. I'm having a lot of great fun. I'm having a lot of fun. Let's go to the other side. It's time to hand it over. Tucker Crafts the Titan. Okay. CR. I mean, he got some very old crap on the screen. See, you can talk to your process of your wondering. We killed a little bit. It dies. You know, earlier on, I was like having a chat, one of those guys. Yeah. What are you going to do here, see? Come on, CR. Caleb Williams got Jaden Daniels and Jalen Hertz are still there. You got I think I'm okay. I'm okay. Laurence, we got Martin Hertz. I haven't even rock in the ducts, have we? I know. I'm trying to get NIL money. Yeah, I don't feel bad about not even. Can you pull that off? Can you pull that off? I'm just normal people get NIL money and I believe anything with the NCA.
Ringer's gone big 10. We got UCLA Bill, got Oregon Curve. So Joel has eligibility left. We could send in theory, we could send Joel back. He's been on the practice squad. Van, I believe this guy also has a father. Oh wow. Junior from Arizona. I like that. He's just paused handy with the steel. Yeah. What would you say he's back in California? Just being a solid pair of hands. And then. Billy's on. Big collector of antique guns. Collector. Known as a collector. Just saying. I'm going to go with. It's got to be here. No. You got best available. You're going to run back quarterback. I can't even see our hates, Jaylen Erts. Yeah. It's crazy. I just don't want him on the team. I don't want to confuse myself. Yeah. Is that worse? I don't hate him. I just don't want him to be on the heels. Yeah. Chris Ryan drafted David Boston, Jr. again.
I'm going to go with a. Ramon. Oh, Ramon. Damn yes. Yeah. That's a rock solid pick. I think that's a great pick. I like it. I like it. I don't like cheering for Patriots, but here we go. That's a great one. Welcome. Welcome to CR. It's going to be incredible. The year of CR continues. All right. Don't do it. Who made the final last year? Me and Mal. How else you don't do it? But don't you? I have no. I wasn't in last place. I bet I did. Pragging Mal in the same record. And then Mal wanted Craig came in last place. And that's where the whole bracket, which is pretty incredible. But we're getting rid of that this year. No. It's just regular season loser. Yes. Who did you think was going to win after the draft last year? Oh. The South team was great. The South team was great. The South team was great. You do a very good job. I was just like, yeah, I was thinking which team you like the most right now? Which team do you like the most right now? Which team do you like the most right now? Which team do you like the most right now? Which team do you like the most right now? We always have the best team on paper. Hey, we all love to eat. Right? Come on. Yeah. Can't wait to drop them. Can't get some more. Can't get some more. Yes.
That is my favorite pick of the entire season. Really? I like Chris's team right now. Chris's team is good. The Ranger Fantasy football show is brought to you by Fandall. Before the football season begins, every team is undefeated. Every fan believes this could be the year. The year their team wins the division, makes the playoffs, lifts the trophy. And with Fandall, you can bet on any of it. From who will win it all and division winners to season win totals and playoff futures, Fandall has all the ways to bet on the season before it even begins. Easiest bet, the Broncos are 20 to 1 that win the Super Bowl. I don't really understand that because the Broncos made the AFC Championship game last year. Should have won, but Bonex got injured and then kept the entire team another 20 to 1. That doesn't really make any sense to me because the Broncos probably are going to have the second best defense of the AFC. I just, how do the Broncos have the same Superb all odds as the Packers? That doesn't make any sense.
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I can't see this. How much can you get in there? We have the Oscars music. We failed to say something. Where's that? Where's that? We're back. Fifth and fantasy points last year of Out of Everybody. I'll take them. Trevor Lawrence goes before Hearts and Jaden Hayden. And a handsome man. Was it? Not a handsome person. Not really my vibe. Get back to me when he's still in the eye. He's a Targaryen. When he's not your vibe. What did you think was Otis Gordemak? I almost took him to your house. Oh, I don't know. It's for you guys. But the women voted. I know all seven of your listeners. I listened to your broadcasts. So I know all your bids. Oh. I think she was genuinely, genuinely heard. She wasn't invited up in the body. No, I just don't call exactly. No, actually. I was really surprised. I was surprised.
I got it almost in the act of war.
I know Fredo. I know Fredo. I know Fredo is. We left it out. For me. Oh, my goodness. I'm putting out there. It's crazy. I'm going to be the first person to be sitting in this circle right now. I cannot be doing a punishment. I'm going to start talking to you. I'm sure you're going with the 76th. I'm sick of it. Where are we at? The last thing I want ever is salad knocking on my door. It's trick or trick. No matter the circuit. That is so much. You know what? I'm going to. Yeah. All right, take. You're up. This could be really bad. Fudge. So how do you feel about Sean taking no punishment in round seven? I really respect it. Was it really not one on there that you would be okay with? I'm sure for like four hours. Yeah, I've been doing that. Yeah. I had a vertical lot. I like this. I was going to go with the eight. So that just feels insane. So I'm going to go Josh. Dance. Another target. I like that. I told you've done though if you would so be sorry. I like that. I think it's better than like this.
I want to make fun of things. I want to find it like just like in the crack bag. It's just like a UNC. Yeah. Josh, you know, I had digs in my mind, but I just can't trust digs. Chang is just done incredible. I have to look at that. That's a great pick. Great value. Thank you so much. I know what I think this relationship started adversarial, but I got this idea. This wasn't really good. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. 15 Russian cupbells right there. That's great. And everyone's a while. He'll throw for 89 yards. I'm going to just hit her leg. I'm going to go to the other side. He's your ass. I'm going to go to the other side. I'm going to go to the other side. He's your ass. I'm going to go to the other side. You're going to do it for seven for ten. 89 yards. Who was the Russianist? Who was the defensive tackle that was? Oh, Chris Jones in the Chiefs. He was like, you need 100 yards. And Joe tied in. We won, bitch. Yeah. He said, strategy. Harry. It's up with the ring. Harry Fanon is. Yeah. He picked him up last year. DK got him for like $53. dropped him. Then I picked him up for like a buck.
Was great. Oh, yeah. That was the guy. That was a good pick. That's a good pick. Yeah. I like trying to say we had a probably the size. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You were like, you got $3. Yeah. I was just like, I was getting it. I don't know how much. How much I dropped him. People, I wanted to go back to the van. You're on the floor. You're on the floor. You're on the floor. Like this feels like a no-branner. What? What about it? You know what nevermind. I just got a little bit of a survive. It's not like we just just gave away with my big fat bid from last year week one, do you remember? Oh, you spent all your money in Harold Fanon and your embarrassing. And then I still dropped him. And he dropped him. Yeah. Yeah. One of your best theories was how after a certain point, every tight-then has the exact same stats. Yeah. This is an eight point. We have reached that point. Yeah. We all have very nice ones. One of you guys that will have the exact same points at the end of the year. That's right. Just one of those like a graph where you're like, oh, it's eight. Something that was going to be the last thing that I'm about to do. Sam and I were on that first track. No, the tonsil injury I think is what I've been doing.
The tonsil injury is fucked up. That's why everybody. In it? Oh, James Dayn. Oh, okay. That's very scary. That's fancy, guys. It's a bit too much for me. That's crazy to use. I think the tonsil injury is fucked up. That's crazy. That's crazy to use. What is it? How's that? It took me a while to get it out of there. Okay. We're too much. Yeah, we're too much. This is a lot of fun. This is the two of those he's going to get hurt. Yeah. The offense line is pathetic. Yeah. Yeah. We can't have anything to do with that. He was playing G-L-A-D-C-L-L-G-I-R-D-C-L-E-R. We had a really bad start. You were like, I'm going to throw you guys, though. Well, no one has to play G-L-A-C-R-D-C-L-G-R-D-C-L-E-R. It's one of those years that he's going to throw a different one. Yeah, I think it's really like one of those heads. One of the season was over. So we did over under his yesterday and we just could not say enough about how bad the offensive line's gonna be. It's the worst one of all of them. You're not wrong. I believe in him. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. But great job. You don't get rushing yards for the four games that he played before he was there. You're in the right mentality. I know. He's just got the same texture.
Is he the wrong texture? Terala? I'm gonna take a bite. Oh, Treg on Henderson. That's really wrong. I don't mind actually. I don't do my Simmons in Grapp. I don't even like Treg Beyond, and I'm gonna take his life. You should laugh at it. I think, Grab will. Well, he'll win you two weeks. My two wins. I'm Tric or Treating. Yeah, what would be a Tric or Treats strategy? I'll get the two Colcans a suit from a trick or treater and then drink those two at once. If it's a beef flight, do you get it? Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I get it. I get it. If it's before you get to play and then then then a punishment like you're not happy with the play Yeah, no, honestly, I might as well at this point this point the drafts So if you lose twice in a row you have to do in no quarterback Frank did you lose on points are on record? Or both neither we did like a is like a loser's bracket Yeah, I was like that was showing flipped out that's what you lost it. Yeah, I lost though Fliped out My he really didn't want to wear the head man and then at the end he thought he was saying
It was just the most the best Sean Finisi has left He dramatically quit the grip chat. No great. We dramatically just okay I'm gonna make it look like bad pick and I'm gonna take Jonathan for instance the panthers because I love nine of his carries That's not a bad thing. Yeah, how dare you You saw a really good I'm just like I'm gonna check the great league like that would have been a while removed like no punishment I thought about it. That's what I was doing That would be another swagger Quarter-drecking I'm not I'll see you Just take a mask Just take a mask A podcast of Greta Gerwig So are you guys with this morning? See are you one of the people like being a specter? I do What's it's more of an explanation? I'm gonna make this pick I almost opened the door I walked in and said Get a cross Get a cross Get a cross Did some crap, man Just the correct image that when we're in obviously then So that's what you're gonna buy Do you guys like stuff? I think it's okay that LeBron James borrowed $300 million against future earnings I think it's great
You know, I think it's just like a creative financial He wanted the money Yeah, this is not updated right? He took my money He's not gonna do it right It's great It is updating but slowly Oh okay You'll see him Because they're doing it manually I saw him in there They're like erasing the names and then updating it They don't have stickers back then Do you guys ever wonder which letters are which order? Oh boy Let's take them Tell us how you're taking them I'm taking Jay to read in the Packers I love him It's kind of a reach But I'm like I just They give him the ball around the goal line so much He's just a He plays like a grown ass man He beats the shed out of bigger people And they just always give him the ball to go line And he's gonna score a ton of touchdowns And I like him as my fifth guy I'm gonna get this Two of the Packers received Ristic quarterback Yeah Well Woo You're good You got to get strategy No one You good I'm good baby Oh you He's about to take one I'm good Okay Craig you're up Craig take a second quarterback here You know what That's what I would do Aller is kind of He's probably
Stinged falling So wait hold on While Craig's doing that What food did you just walk into this draft Where what is this There are some wraps from a restaurant that I saw In the room I just took it So Those are rich maxes Oh they're talking to my ear that was for all the production staff That was the I mean I made it up That's not as funny No it's not true Jalen Warren I'm taking Jalen Warren I'm taking a fifth one He's still like Is that the first backup running back taking No trigon Henderson was I'm Dad versus Warren I thought Dad was maybe Winning to the dog I mean he didn't need to find out Got you So that they need that Oh yeah I think we're punishment territory I do what I have to I actually I would love for you to If that one does the chapter of Terry Bradshaw's book That they have to eat if they come in the last place How would you prepare a chapter of a book to eat
That's I would How would turn it all I would turn his book into a bird's song Seriously Oh wow I'm burning it into ash And I would make a sauce that goes with like Because I'm going to say hi Hey nice juicy Big chop Damn Oh my god That's happening right Why not Big chop Chris is right We should have specified that That one Okay That was like the easiest one You're going to make it to the delicious sauce I grab it It's a lot right It's a scrub Sean Sean Sean I don't know if that's a way I can be a check I can reduce it to oil It could be a big D.K. Wondale Robinson And first Tennessee Titan Wondale Robinson No Carnal Tate's off board He had the seventh highest Tarja Raid in the NFL last last year with the same offensive Okay He's a sheet code You got the concussion discount too You okay? Yep Okay I know I know I know Van, you're on the clock I know I Now what is this? It's just going to be the biggest live street You should lie in the floor Like Larry Bird did in the back in two seasons We've got like 19 rounds left so maybe I will
Hey you three are back out And that's how you met you We were just lying down Yeah That was during uh Against the last Yeah You're recording well on the ground I'm better now What was that stunt just now Tate? You don't go for it I was 20 I can't find a name that I'm looking for on the board And then I'm like It has to be in the list Harrison Bucker Oh, it's a police He's got the gun He wants you to Yeah He's got the gun He's got the gun He's got the gun He's got the gun How'd he problem with that So I'm like me You want to paint this running back That's going to play this season Oh Huh That's clean That's available This is killing me Because I keep singing I have a game I do baby All lips Keep them coming back Yeah Don't look at that I got a behind on my car I see what I want to do Okay he's up there All right You can go to Chang is up He's got Chang's always ready He really is I should have two
We had him in the group chat Cross-comers We're a color we Oh yeah Yeah The kicker What is that? I'm not a fear Bucker As a punishment, I don't get it Are you going to take a kicker? I just might It's funny I didn't do it It's fun If you look at the point totals for your team last year They were like Top 50 Looking for Brandon Olleyn He was a little And the Seattle kicker They were like your top 50 players So you guys can laugh So we don't know You can get wires You wires out here We will It happens on stranger things All of them We're definitely going to laugh It's a suture This is Which one This is proof of how stupid fantasy is Oh, that's awesome Oh, that's awesome Stull it I like her My guy So I didn't want the same shot I'm not going to lose There's the uh What? What is the wire with you? You took a kicker because of the bottle I know I didn't want to take Aubrey because of uh We're the kickers There's no kicker anymore Fairbrens was he He's in Aubrey He's about Aubrey's in Dallas
And this list that says fairbrens on Pittsburgh What the- That is So cool So that's cool Incorrect That's definitely the type of bottle That's a ball, right? Yeah, little stretch All right, I thought I missed something Chris Boswell This is a huge We talked about how fairbrens Oh, look at that That's a double What do you got? What happened? Casey conceptions All right Can we talk about why Dave just took a kicker? He was just sitting here silent right now What's going on? I respect Dave as well I mean I like this part It's what I do when I'm like he's going to get a sticker This was super bad Points are tallied in this mouth Breathe or leak And I'm going to talk to you Look so sharp Look at all of the points Don't know what you're saying I'm going to talk to you Right I don't know A top three kicker is more valuable Now then Oh Any other player that's going to sit on your bench Why does no one rank kickers in the top 200? I don't know Because the other two is fucking leaking You know The kicker points in this league are normal They're like every other fan No, you'll have extra balls for over 40 One over some points
Every league is on some grounds One over 40 One over 40 It's going to be a five point But look at what Look at last year's point totals for kickers Decaz it That's good Okay, mech No I The other charge is not always the thing that you do That's a good thing That's a good thing That's a good run It's a good run I want to take an armory But I hate having a double-by week on unplairs He took the kicker for the buy You know what? No one else can buy But Stad and that's what he's doing Now you should pick a punishment And then trade No punishment True trade I just tried I'm going to take the punishment I want to take the bash I just want to do it too much That's a great trick Like I know how to eat The bash The bash The bash I just want to eat Yeah I'll take my stuff Like a Wilson Yeah Alright I don't know anything about fantasy football Then he takes like the Arizona firm The second receiver Come on Oralty is number one Do Kobe stop that last season I know because he was on my team So you did prep But you see it like this is the thing Is you keep like I'm not Paul's like
Be here And then I'm going to I'm going to Michael will You got to take yourself from all angles Do your research But also evade all punishment Right And all I know about All the people on the team I'm about to pick one I mean That was really an interesting squad It was really a good It is a lot of Like very Placorizing players It's I'm investing in the Lions offense here Michigan Why is it called Placorium? Placorium Because anything I have this car Placorium is going to be top-test He's a man I'm not quite agree Mal, how do you feel about your team Because you said you're going to go Receiver heavy But you kind of just got You have three receivers And the top Receiver heavy at the top I feel great I feel wonderful Who's going to play Running back with love Is hurt week one And core And the backup running back I'm going to play core Because the Rams are going to score like 50 points I'll be fine Thanks so I hope we're going head to head Can't wait Yeah, you're You're I'm You're I'm really A nine I can't I know This is why I got a piece of you bitch He's like, how about I go fuck yourself
And furthermore I've been to now to see his my favorite We have best available So we can throw up best available on the screen Slow ride And his mind is up So we can say Yeah, we can Not to rush You haven't taken a tie down in a while That's the same I hear a little bit What are you doing to rebuild this thing I don't know We have points down there But we can't get a change Versus get a best starting step That is a great question Not the biggest team mistake It's like It's like a lot We're running back to the scene We're running back by the way Feeling like kickers Generishated So we I generally check You know, look who knows But Generally speaking Oh, wow Yeah I'm telling you Oh, no Are you What's happening What's going on It's like Yeah Because all the things And then drops the rim Yeah That's what I think What's going on Oh, it's going on What is going on Yeah Yeah Yeah That's it That's it That's it What's up What's up What's going on What's going on Well done That's it We know, Matt How are you doing it Hey, Matt It's always two Just being like
Exactly The Madagascar Hey Crazy Look at the scar It's a two from this guy New league It's every league It's every world It's the same thing There's a naked eye Right, right, right Where are you going, Matt Jason Myers I can't run the league That's out of our way Just what I was drafted The point is You don't know which kickers Are going to be right I know I feel like This is how true it is How true are you, Matt Hyphids doesn't have one either So Ludacris Hyphids doesn't have Yes, it's unlike the people That were anti-money ball Can you be Can you take it in the corner You don't look No, I'm going to take that ball Wow This is a good game Because you guys I feel like I'm the only person Do you guys And you guys are You're not shocked That two kickers just went the other round I have a time of stonash You can't run anything like the right I am Somebody took the Rams back up Running back And picked before I think I should I don't know the best thing Did that with conviction But I think he said it He did He did Because I had a double sling for kids That was on the top I'm sorry I'm sorry I had to do it The team then coming I was going to focus your team That's a great thing It might be my team I'm just going to focus
I'm going to focus That's crazy Uh Ha Go kicker Come on Go kicker Stay With the right grip Well, that's kind of a vibe There's only one good kicker left, Chris Who really is If there's a run on kicker Myers Do it You're on the right Why are you nervous All right You know what's next, buddy Can we put Chris on the floor I think I want to I'm Chris Thanks It's the year of CR For being honest Chris is probably going to win this week So I kind of want to He's got the vodka Smet your right hand And Harrison I got nervous I just want to hear his reminding He's been blinded by a kill of a quarterback I want to take that Chris, that's a good pick And now you've got Jordan Addison At Minnesota You picked Chris Jordan Addison Yeah We'll see you, man Got one more here Come on, digs You want it No I can't You just want to I know what the fuck is wrong I think it's the fun big It's a lot of value on the board right now If we throw Chris's team up I do too Craig, what do you think your Chris's team
You're light on running back Chris's team is fun What a young guy Do you know what I mean Ever heard of a team is not proud of us 25 years old around Never doing that again I want to sign Yeah Proud of us Ever What are the odds that Marvin Harris and you're actually plays welded Like it comes Look at has to have That's good I know It's going to have I don't know Right Of course He put on two pounds of muscle Which is it He is a love those stars Every throw is right He just keeps it right He's already the smallest This is your fucking face And he's tight He just keeps coming When you're high And also you're getting slower And like the I just every time Separation was the knock on him Yeah Or Mike Yeah That's the person That's the one we got Oh, man That's fucking right Yeah I just tell you, Jake Chris finally lost We have an IR slot Take a good picture I'm sweet you every pick Chris, how has the year of CR-Bin I agree with you I think it's pretty good until this Dove is pretty good We're on day 300 of CR-Mountain
It's over Oh, sad quarterback, DeShon I don't know Not very well known Got a couple MVP votes Final fusion be damned Romance That's damn bad It's the same Come on man It's just goes on I like that Yeah It's just like a good pick to win What the hell 40 times It's okay It's a great time It's like Polka in the top five Dole, are you gonna get another kicker here You can't put a kicker in your flex spot Just as Yeah Well, I would change rules and let you If you really want Just flex with that That would be great Just flex It's like the next year On your preseason fantasy prediction You start to Spout how amazing Kickers are You guys have to flip note this Yeah, we will We'll get credit So you're gonna take the actual starting running back Of the Pittsburgh Steelers Rico Dattles Yeah Get him to Rico I thought it was Can you check Let's say that You soap or flex that with your kickers Welcome more I'm looking bro
Welcome more Thank you You know what to do You know what to do Is that the craziest thing you do Oh, we got it Okay I like having the best Build the best time end As the best kicker Yeah, Bill So you have to hear my down So you have to give action Genji Davis receiver Rico down The six positions in favor So football have the best guy at three of them We're the three Which three What do we do Also, why did you take two times That's the best Okay You know Maybe Maybe Maybe Maybe Give the best to detail Mal takes over the Bill, we got your team up on the screen That's the best He has the yellow Just another great pick The hat As long as he's not So why would you take Into that one Because I thought there was only I just observed that Danny Three Five You just got to Maybe Just got that That's a fine pick The black spot This is gonna be That's correct I just like that Yeah I was right I was right I was right Sean, you take Mark Danjus Mal, how do you feel that Sean Take you Mark Danjus And Tyden's always get hurt
So I have a backup to my Ted And I hope that ends up being a good pet It's crap I feel like 85th I feel like I forget it I don't know I like having depth of Ted in Cause then you don't have to like Adam on weightlifts and socks I even have been in the 7 points a week From my tight end just bumps me out It does suck It's still available Bill, I took one of your beloved pets Care to comment I saw it It's a strong pet The company likes it I saw it I saw it Maybe it's 700 or 400 years last year Alright, I don't want to get it when excited But If House ever puts a sticker up there We are halfway done Oh my god There's usually half a damn sticker We're here so we only halfway That's horrible We're gonna speed up We're gonna go faster Liars Accelerated Oh my god I'm in the job Not afraid We're a human right now Take you to the right You just went Over my You can't be talking about fray House So I have to try what you need to do I feel like the people watching this live should have no ideas being passed Cause we're all standing and fizz up on words They see it on the street now That's key I was a little bit confused
What the fuck are you doing? I'm taking digs The fad is taking the fad Digs Yeah, it starts good I like it Yeah Free gears Expand on that He's gotta play well to stay Like out and like free and everything He's out of yiggs That's what I want Van to expand on it I don't want to get him to expand on it I don't care where paint traps now Amen Good for him I'm gonna make you train God likes the fuck Here, while Changpix We're gonna put Van's team up And Van, I'm curious how you're You're feeling about your squad Where's it at? Is he here? It's gonna come up, yeah It's not on that TV But it's on Netflix TV I'm feeling good about my squad Feeling great Sure It's still a little bit weird It's still a little bit weird Two days Yeah, I'm feeling great Questionable About the value of my time is Julian in a bounce back season Just watch At this point Yeah Watch David, well you doing Sharbin A? Yeah Oh I mean Is it cause it's the overmind
Trigil and Leica Slow-roads You were all in Sharbin A A nice Sharbin A Yeah To go with your With the Lannan Rage The Coomid Lamb And the Yes That was Chang's most questionable move Since stealing the PA's lunch Oh yeah, we could just write the shit over there Uh oh Oh he's taking his punishment This is a punishment Oh Vanilla Vanilla ice eyebrows With an eyebrow Damn it Damn it Wow I think you guys make fun of me For taking a kicker You guys know Who's this? This is crazy Yeah man Take your partner's time That's fine I'd rather take a kicker than a punishment I have to take it I actually kind of help Happens Stop I'm not So Deke Denny Kelly is up So Van Look at your team Are you calm You're so confident About taking your team That you wanted to go punish with there Yeah I mean Everybody else This is the scraps of the league No It's kind of mess now Yeah Suddenly Brandon Arbor Looks a little bit better But now that worked out Van Who's your picture The most worried about on this list
I mean from a criminal standpoint From a criminal standpoint What do you talk about Um I don't have a great situation that's hiding I'm pretty solid I feel like everywhere else I don't have a great situation that's hiding That's why I could show him I just saw him lost it in the outdoor And cornerback situation Yeah Cornerback situation there I would have I'd have a more productive one Well Dalton can cade for the bills Why not Do that Hopefully he plays more I might take Brandon Arbor again Can I take anybody twice This is double down I'm gonna take two figures Then you could you could stagger I mean each week That's what I think I might do that too It's competition You can do that right now Good Myers is still available Which one I'm taking Jordan Mason on the Viking Here we go How many weeks do you think I'll just hook him I'm a worries young here
What I'm doing Keep going down Craig how good do you feel about Jordan Mason So everyone has a QB except high fits He's probably not going to play to what Week six or seven but I'm going to take a guy that just I don't even know if I like this season But I think he's more juice than I thought And I can't believe he's still around Which is Tony Pollard for the Titans And he's fine but this is outside the top 100 picks now And so I just think that's an incredible I thought he was off the board A little insecure I thought he was hurt And then who's going to win week one Titans Jess That's what everybody's taking What a dark sentence All of this basically the last starting running back to get I'm trying to think that I already bet it And the reason he last this line was because it seems like the tights Sine but I already bet They're never in the general ball I found the underdog They found the line and the line I'm not looking at the down day
I bet the point spread and the money line in that game Already You're passing on the quarterback again I just I'm not worried about it I wish I could spell better You guys just all know where these letters are The order it's always so tough I'm taking George Kittle and Niners And I just kind of just want to ton of upside with this pick Okay Okay George Kittle I didn't get to kill you I think the sun stays on the back It's just an absolute silent Incredible response And a lot of killers You know what I just say it was a little awkward Well yeah Is he playing in week one I think he's not going to go to Australia But I think he'll play in week two And he think he's going to be like fine He can't go to Australia Because of his searchingly repaired a kiwi So the long flight You know what It's just the pressurization You know 14 hours No, the crack in sock is strong enough Far enough Yeah no The compression sock is too strong So hey Fettis He's really sticking to this I'm going to get a quarterback late strategy I mean everybody could fuck him by taking another quarterback
I'm in We want to go quarterback to straight I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm in I'm in Actually wait I'll do it I have no punishment I don't have any Danny or I would have Leave What the mission We should put the journalist on We have to take a weapon quarterback to the road Right now I'm in I'm in I'm in Don't be amusing Okay I'm going I'm going to be You think it works out I think that's a little You're immediately counting It's like I'm out I mean you get away back though You get away with the other one Just remember Track wall is looking out for himself Oh I'll get away with the way back I'm going to pull And you guys You all say Kaley Trimisky has a sticker That's awesome What would you say That's so amazing That's so much to make that a laptop sticker I gotta do I gotta do What the I don't see No You don't get all this You don't get all this I'm going with the all variants quarterback
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I'm moving on the back. It's too out there. I know. But come on, I have to wait. It's all right. We got a few good thoughts on that. Oh, that's rap botnics. Who's left? I'm waiting for you. I'm waiting for you. Watch this by week. 10. Don't worry. I forget how I'm here. I'm on it. Because I want one of you. You're right there. That's a good duck and four. Are you still there? Good. I know. Jordan love this still available. Yeah. Pretty good. I'm just going to spin it around the ring. I just want to see, wow, one guy. Okay, that guy is still there. So that's fine. Okay, I'll do it. Yes. Jordan love. How do you think it's that? People say it's a bunch of, they say it's white in there now. I'm going to go two kickers. The packer's back around. Love? Love. Love. gesagt, no. You don't go back with the rain. What did he fall in? Who did he fall in? Wish we wouldn't soil Khan. You shouldn't have to show him just so great. follow him! But yourgomery FUCK is not big bro. Are you sure?
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I'm gonna look at everybody's gone except for the dirt. Take off. Take off. Take off. I said take off. Take off. Take off. Take off. Take off. Take off. Take off. Take off. Take off. The kicker thing was great. You were... You can't see the amazing. I think you should take kickers. That was the first time. Yeah. Yes. Fuck. East and West. This is great. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. I know you guys. Is this the winning the lead? Yeah, it was my idea. My god. So every phone call out of my brother. Nope. This didn't happen. This is my idea so I forget. God! Uncle Jack. Whoa, oh my God! Realty bad jab! You put aena on my head. He's actually not Assistance, butwatching, affects your pain. Out of boost. held!, Sam Corey gets his whole fucking thing. Look, all the cute bays areTwinkleMav. You should be a few quandarias. You're not taking a jackson-ный Look. Thank you, Sam. My husband's a big lion
Yeah, you do Chris need a back I'll find dark. Yeah, come on. I really was a good pick you The great thing All right This is a fucking That's a great Yeah I might take it out of the way Darnell and it takes proud here Make high fits like you Can't war I just think you ticker. Yeah, yeah Yeah, you know That's a great ticker the kicker. You know It's a great pick. Absolutely fit. That's an incredible pick. I love dick Love digger Love digger That was a fun drive
Yeah, that was a great drive Yeah, it was much fun here. Absolutely wonderful So, yeah, well, were you thinking back up kicker or what do you think you're just worried about your own bad shit? Yeah No, you're right. Oh man All right, that was fun. I enjoyed that. I was gonna easily have been avoided if we did a Q-Core back week They would have all been in the first three rounds You know, sliding doors. Yeah Thanks for the ride You're not wrong I'm just asking you, man, you're not good Thank you for not letting me be there and tempting me Oh, I should have thought it was actually already gone. I'm out of broken data This is good. I was sure it was going to make it back to me. I thought I was gone already. That's a good part of it. I can't do it Dave The other person who's brain melted when this happened is not just me Bill also just kind of think got rocked by that because I think I used brain melted Jackson Dart
Bill Okay, that's still in the board Yeah, I'll make dark I don't know what to do before I can get a lighter. He got his defense Yeah, I'm gonna get his Mike had straddle. Strouds good Yeah, Chris Hi, if it's just so crazy right now Someone just straddle, chuck I'm yeah That's the starter duelist I'm gonna get a slute drags in the quarterback position Someone's got to just try to utilize this as all for not. House can take a quarter back here. Oh, I took two already Did you? I've back and I've tacked one I think I should rather have Chuck then strad though Yes, I kind of want to take a hundred of things Oh wait, if Chuck and Strad get taken, what does he do at that point? I can take a quarter back but somebody would take a third Two is the only one that's allowed This is really good We have the letter to two This is the best It's very good Is it collusion when the whole league collusion? No, it's camaraderie
It's a camaraderie It's literally the same as the other top It's all Congress It's kind of funny, we created an ex-collector drag draft I'm sure we're literally the only one There's a lot of punishment We had somebody in the league who's like, I'm smarter than everybody else, I'm getting a good quarter back late We're like, fuck back You're gonna take a quarter back, I'm fucking you're gonna do nothing 10 out of 13 picks What are the photographs for? That's fucking hysterical Tyler Shaw, Tyler Jones, Bryce Young, Jacobi Bressette There were a question to hear guys as none of us really need quarterbacks But this is bargaining for players that we like on Danny's team Exactly It's almost possible to take enough quarterbacks that he like can't start one Is it? Oh my god, bro, I'm fucking with this Yeah, I'm like, you're this He might have to start one He might have to start one We might be stuck by him Take your plug your ears while we try to get this He's so bad right now
Oh, I'm sorry I'm saying it seems the host of our fantasy phone line He's gonna have Jerala and we could How many of you comes in? So what are these punishments? There have been E-Cold's hot top picket It's got the Mario Maybe take some time Oh, we got Mallory's team up Let's see, Mallory's team up You're a bookstake Oh, I love this Great pick That's why you won That's why you won That's why we have the first pick We have your story We have your team up on Netflix I love every pick now Of those picks I love them all I don't really have any notes, honestly I think that the Bower's pick Was particularly sweet because I know it pissed all of you off That's why I like that That was good Feeling great The second worst thing you did to me in this draft I do feel a little bad, Danny
No, you don't Don't play that card I saw your face She's downright giddy Your back is magically feeling so bad I feel high I feel like I just snorted a mountain of cocaine It's like a manga Oh, interesting pick, Sean Good, good Who's the nun guy? Chang picked up the quarterbacks I'm just trying to go over who's left I think we should leave him to Kobe Prasette to be honest He's too good I know, I'm worried that whoever we leave him with will be good Kobe got in, he'll just leave him with him Too much of a bad pick This is like survival Or camwords that he's been hitting on the mall This is a camwords survivor I feel like too excited How's he taking? Out here That's a good pick This is the most Chang-like strategy We've ever come up with I don't know who would enjoy this more Chang or Sal It really works perfect Have you ever seen a draft or this happen? Not in a concerted effort
Like accidentally maybe, but this is great It can only happen if the guy I don't have to start trading lands Oh my God That was Kelsey Wow Wow I feel like he's got to be better than Kyle Pids He was best of him He was last words Do you say he's better than Kyle Pids? He's got me better We're your drafts and five rounds are really hard I can't find a drafts Chang's like what the brand is for me A little bit of your style Brown sticker This is Chang wavering for the first time Strave, what do you want? Strave, Strave, how about the board? How about Schrupp? Strave, Schrupp, Schrupp, Schrupp What? Over Strave We're going to see if he's really good at back-up kicker Someone should take Dart Oh yeah, someone should take Dart I was celebrating my pick So Dave, you take Tyler Schrupp I like Schrupp, too So basically the first 22 QBs are up the board deck Daniel Jones, Strave, Young, Prisset
Oh man How do you? Wow I'm not going to have a back-up Who's my back-up going to be fun? Oh yeah, you didn't take that This is like a 2-boarder They want to buy a 2-boarder back-up 2-boarder back-up 2-boarder back-up He's going to buy a 3 Let's not down to change it now Yeah, straight down Yeah, straight down Yeah, straight down Yeah, straight down Yeah, straight down Alright, we got it Hey, you got Jura's left I don't even care about right-feeling Who's trying to steal? Man, we're looking at your team on the screen You got three quarterbacks I actually feel about that How did you feel about that versus in a life of I-Rex? I don't know about the quarterback pick You look at this as three quarterbacks I look at this as two All LSU tables Let's show them
Alright, I'm taking percent Yeah Oh, oh, oh Wow, he's okay Craig, this is a big moment Who are you taking? God bless you God bless you God bless you God bless you God bless you You got this one You got this one You got this one You got this one You got this one Danny, walk us through the upside for Bryce Young to air more Yes, yes Yes, yes, yes, yes Straight up the back, see? Hi, but straighten your track Get in the truck That would be awesome Don't make us do this to you Let me go back there You're not going to have him I love this Bro, I see a drab can't walk I'll take that too I'll take that too I'll take that
You're not going to have to pull the back I'm going to take that I'm going to take that I'm going to take that We're going to take that I'm going to take that I don't want a quarterback You're signing here on Deathler No, you know what? No, we're the receivers, who's that receiver? Are you fucking serious right now? The arrogance now Take step on death Take step on death We're going to have to take the other vet as a game We're going to have to have a rest I can't go on Pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it my team here, let's see I don't know, this is serious I'm John Tera We got Hampton running back with Tony Pollard and Johnathan Bush, Bastions of Hell I really pillers What? I was the punishment The game is out of this habit How did this happen today? I will trade you out in Hampton for Willis right now No Look at that, Hampton How did you trade? This is a great trade You made a great trade This is the only common honor for trade
You're like, I'm sorry I said no trade, so let's trade No trade, so let's trade I think you might want to I mean, I would say that Janine Reid Pick was a fuck you to the entire league and was received accordingly Right, I agree Yeah, I think I'll be fine Flip that for when I come last I would take your punishment now I would drive your punishment Yeah, I would drive that far Or else you're eating two, you're brushing all the teeth No dropping like Matthew Stafford in week three This time around Yeah, otherwise this means nothing Yeah, I was hurt I was hurt What MVP? I get it MVP of the NFL That's true You're a kid who's gonna ask me My strategy worked last year I carried it out If you don't have to go back now It's five, there's no one knows Where Stafford at all It's a cake It's a cake
Don't you still have a pie? I'll give you a pie I'll give you a pie I'll give you a pie now No, no, no, not that The guy was gone Two of them was in line So, I respected everyone's in Come on, two of them I would rather die in an empty spot than roster two of them I think the reality is Well, that was really a good bit I'm gonna take Bryce Young And he'll be just as good if that better than like eight of the guys that went ahead of him And that was a very silly strategy I'll be a good bit I think he'll be stradding on one of us I think he'll be a good bit The SFL number is good enough to put on When he's going for the third and off He's gonna be the Owl-Wits It's gonna be absolutely a big family Without that nervous he is And don't back back He's like, I like it I'm gonna look at these punishments real quick Your hands are shaking just like that Is it that or is it the selfie of us? I mean, the good news is
We're not live on a huge stringer platform Is it right now? It's a ride space mound yet Is he taller than Meena? Not yet No, no, we're still way to go that I'll take... No, I'm not taking a fucking... So, Dress was the hungry caterpillar at next to his draft? Yeah, you're gonna have to host Oh, that's a good point Your host is a caterpillar No, I'm not worried Sorry, I'm gonna take a fly over here I just lost to that Come on, see this Oh, this is so nice Oh, this is so nice I'm gonna see something work so well I'm gonna see something work so well Is this the same thing as you said? Right Right, because this is disaster Just pick up a player This is my first time I'm gonna take a walk Oh, yeah, I'll take a man Ten Ten, nine This is like, you're in five to the finals That got fucked me last year I'll take a man to go and pull And it was high-pitched That's good Yeah, the problem was my fault Yes I dropped him way too high last year Me too It was a miserable experience
That's so good Danny, you're a champ You're a trooper That was awesome You're a good sport, buddy Took it I will say I felt really smug about the whole thing Until Craig took Daniel Jones And then I was like, fuck Because I thought no one's gonna take him And I was like, he's gonna be like a top-tier quarter Back through three weeks That's your partner He knows you better than anyone That's true He really broke my back there That was stuff I'm really sorry to have that Fuck, fuck, fuck I just can't get point at this What is it? You're gonna be in the back, man, man You're gonna be in the back It's just a fun game You're gonna be in the back You're gonna be blew my back You're gonna be in the back You're not a bad guy You're walking funny for weeks How many fucks do I have to say to get this off the air when you're in the back? We've blown past Okay DK, yeah, you're on the clock here Yeah, what is... I'm kind of wanna look at DK's team Anybody but me I'm going Keaton Mitchell
I'm going Keaton Mitchell Keaton Mitchell is a solid pick You pick I have a handful of quarterbacks Oh, geez Smattering the quarterbacks To choose from every week Actually, you're gonna fuck us Mark Because then we have to decide who to start Which is the hard part, man I'm gonna be deciding between you and your two I have so many good quarterbacks, man Yes? Gaurin Gaurpin Oh, damn it Oh, nice Yeah You guys got that? Gaurin Johnson Gaurin Johnson I think I got that Solid pick Solid pick Later You gonna take another quarterback? Yeah, change On it You gonna be co-cat, huh? Go on defense What defense? You could have got another kicker Texans went, right? Texans went? Just stacking or see Yeah Going for another one?
Yeah, I'm stuck Yeah, I gotta make some trades Bill, why did you take Texans and not the CLX defense? I love the Texans There's your answer, man I know it See, hugs have a harder schedule I thought about it That was 1A1B I wanted one of them Oh, let's stick high to the shit Let's go, let's go We can easily do that 14 in a row Say less Great stuff Stacking receivers Right, 3D is gonna say I'd rather Don't say so much I saw the clip where you guys are saying I just can't deal with him 12th round though Come on He got hurt He's not good at this He's on the trade block Everyone wants him Let's throw houses team up DK, what do you think of houses team? Let's see, let's see He's got a monrofoam Metcalf Myers, Pierce Aaron Jones, wow
Hey, it's gonna score you It's all for ex-all year You have a lot of players that probably have big font on their iPhone We have your team up Which one of you is the best? House, we have your team up Which one of these is your best? Which one of these is your best? I love that I got it I like his first six picks That's not as much Right before Bowers I was surprised by that He did set the record for Kat He catches a lot of shit Digging the ramps Good pick I think we could really screw people on defense Just saying You guys won't do it Who's off at the C-Hogs? Paul's Garrett, come on It's gonna go crazy Didn't... Was the name decided to come back? I missed it I get Donald, but he will
He will Why does he want to play many games? He's like, I'll come back week four That'll pull it That's nuts What if he's washed it? That's 35 Give me one suck Are you blindsided? I'm gonna fight him over it It's possible that he might... He's like 75% 80% of what regular air in Don I mean, I'm pretty good otherwise They have my own Garrett The best available is on the board We have Chris God when we have Rashad White Kenny Gainwell He's like... He talked to the child Aaron Rogers has complete the fifth You're immunized He's not a doctor, but she can read Rogers said that Was that your back? You're taking the defense Broncos Defense, wow I'm taking the defense Broncos
Defense, wow, okay I'm taking the defense I'm taking the defense Broncos, too That's a good pick I'm into this He just wants to knock in chaos There can only be one dairy That's true, I'm going down Billy, getting it on the defense, do you need a backup defense? What are you doing? I don't think so I'm going to take one because I have the best one That's right, you do From two rounds ago We gave you your gun About that All right, we have Bill's team up on the board So he's got you, martin Ash and Jenny, Nico Collins, Colson Love David Montgomery, Sam Laporta Trevor Lawrence, and then he went rogue with Brandon Aubrey as the kicker and Texas defense Two Irish viewers Wait, I just really said because he said I have three of the best positions And then he went and went and had to get Aubrey used to Yeah, go by the way
Two of us, we start three I'm aware Oh yeah, that's true, Bill has two receivers He took a kicker and a defense Two of us, two of us Bill has two receivers Bill has two receivers I got a lot of receivers Back to strategy this year Back to strategy Bill's the fun digs for Brandon Aubrey I get to that All right, I want to make sure he listens to him Brandon, I think he's available Yeah, I got You think, is Danny two stubborn to trade One of his best players for quarterback He'd rather take the whole season He did like 14 leagues I actually find my hopes to be very rational and trade discussions genuinely But you have to wait pretty far into the season Yeah, we've been in trade last year We did, yeah, we did Every player I traded you immediately got hurt and then I won the league Thank you I, yeah, no, you probably, you know what? But I didn't really benefit from the player you traded me
No, our trade kind of sucked It was one of those like lose-lose but everyone was irrelevant Would you like to tell anyone what it was? It was like Roma Dunesay I said you a Dunesay LaPorta And you sent me a head in your cell phone You know what I'm going to do It was a victory You know what a f**ker Are you kidding me? Yeah, it's fine You missed out on the title Bill is strong I don't think Bill I got to say don't praise me too much Because I was going to take you Kobe Myers who went for Razor I'm not praising you I'm looking for a score you can't find it That was why I took a minute I thought DK met Kaffa still on the board Which is why it took forever I just couldn't take Khalil Shakir It just makes me sick The temperature in here A real full-tosty Is that adjustable? Who is it? Godwin is no longer the best player about it Get that off I'm not going to do it I couldn't do it
I have a different guy in mind How are you doing over there? I'm disappointed because I think Dib is kind of like I just couldn't do it I'm just starting to like Doing wheeler out to them and shit Oh I like to recover I love to go forward and walk up This is actually like an offensive coordinate It was like Grapp I do look under the name Sierra, you're going to take lemon? Yeah, on Tayback no matter what I was surprised he was still on the board I didn't really feel anything Maybe it's time to run down to his work That is the number two receiver in the Eagles But the number three is Wix Yes And I don't even think you have a number four Who's your number four? Wix was in a tragic accident where his hands don't work I don't know if Wix was getting it Are you going to ride hot water in lemon? Over you That's it Water in my car They could feel better a little bit here with the Eagles That's the best
Big fan geo I wish I could take the Texans again I'll just lose it straight I guess I'll take the insurance Don't call it a insurance I'll take that guy Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough Can do it Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough We get our sales team up there So which of these players on your team so far do you think you're going to hate the most A month into the season I think it's Wait, it's not there I don't have any of those guys I'm going to hate Woody Bart Look at the board The TV now It's probably carnal tape Oh, I like it It's okay What do you think of sales team? What the hell are you doing? I was up He just gets to see me You should start losing
Boomer corner is really having a moment over there Boy Alright What do you get? A lot of strong conversation and analysis and I know we dropped it You know I guess host can you put into a room and have a nice conversation Honestly, I feel like The wheel over right The wheel is all in his part Daily lost the loss for a line There's a thousand of us The time in the movie where you just hear that like your same tonight for a second I'm just like falling into a tank I'm like the knee of the flag Ah, holy shit God, tell me what you think of sales team for God's sake Well, I like Jordan Tyson I like that business He's a pan attention I think he's great I like it He'll be out for a little bit So two stone in the eye are, be fine Two stone receivers and then two rookies who both have been basically injured for all of us Oh, wow I just want to go one for two with the rookie receivers every year. There's one really good rookie receiver
You'll find the kind of So I have a two out of three chance How exciting you feel about style getting the starting Packers running back in weekend round 13 That's the correct thing That's exactly what you should do That's really nice It's rational, what's wrong with that? Well, I mean you took the Packers back, you know I know, yeah, okay I think a question actually, actually, yeah You guys are exers going, he's gonna train me as dad Who am I saying? Who am I saying? Boomers are more direct BOOMers are parents Yeah, yeah Yeah, my parents Hmhm Pretty fast Wanna wait, x? Pretty easy Next, could we be the... We're the best generation Oh, qué do? We got trust on other people Yeah I actually got more trust on him Yeah And stylon Oh, I ask, oh we have nothing Bpower, stupid What? Man you're so silly All right, you're only goingction Next you got the Bronco mid-sur easier Broncos are gonna be good All right, let's see Heifetz only taking one QB was spectacular. It's an incredible moment that we'll all remember till we die. It's just like I'm just got to get back. We're in the blue talking about it. One of those formative things.
A bit of a piece starting to get mad. You can be starting right here. And it gets a Seahawks. It's going to be like minus seven. You're going to be in the back. As far as Netflix betrayals go. Oh, that's good. That one's. Yeah. Game will. What was that show with Kyle Chandler? Oh, yeah. Blur lines. Blur lines. Blur lines, that was good. Another pick of mine you like? This was worse. How far is that show? I was going to take it. How far is that show? No, we're good. I'll just note that that's another pick of mine that DK liked. 13-13. Craig was made a real big noise. I know. Craig Gaines loves you and Seen Kenneth Gaines will go. Craig calls him the best player in the NFL. Wait till he comes back and sees that I took him. Did Cajon? It's a 55-to-1, two touchdown bet that I put on television. You think it shows team up there? I think Sean's done a good job and I'm proud of him, considering he's been pretending he doesn't follow football. I know he does. Back to that. I'm just so under-equipped compared to you guys. Mike had punished.
I have to have to have this ready, Gaines opened the side. He did a spectacular, spectacular job. Yeah, it was a heel turn. A heel turning ass. He watches football, he follows it, he listens to multiple football podcasts. He's a hot, hot, zimmer or something. He watches the sport and I see what's talking about the sport. Like he's a widow, my wife. Bloody marks. Hi. Hi. I'm Amber. I like bloody. May I have a house? Defense? Girl, why not? No one defense. Is that hurt? Are we doing that as a bet now or is this just happening? It's just happening. Oh, that's nice. Thanks, Alex. Now I'm a guy. You played the Jets in the Dolphins. We're going to have a good defense. That's a good pick. How significant will the fall off for the Patriots be this year? We're going to be good. The defense can be better than last year. Is the defense going to be better than last year? Are you cheating? Yeah. And then in this game, we're going something. What are you going to do? I have a 11.
I'm 11. I'm 11. It's still good. The level will be three hours. The level will be phenomenal. It's a ball. I can't say Raven. It's a three way. It's a three way. I had to decide between the Ravens and the Patriots. Yeah, that's what I was just saying. I was just saying no problem is Ravens get to play the Browns twice. That's what I was. Ravens schedule is a cake. I was I was I was like, whichever one you picked, I was going to pick the other one. So it wasn't it was even. But he got it. Yeah. Big day. All right. Thanks. Hey. Smart pick. Smart. Back. There you go. We can put. I actually think about what he said. Oh, great. There we go. We all look to you to say best play in league and I realize you got to take a piss. Yeah. Tough timing. If we put these team up. Dan's got the blue running backs. Oh, big speed. Damn it. So you guys travel to get just kids in the sharpening and tank big. Yeah. Okay. I I'm planning on partly to unfortunately get injured early in the season.
Okay. That the hands. Okay. So you're just basically trying to fuck over van. I'm not going to say where I love. I listen. I also love Iran Berkeley. He's not the only one. You know, we actually tried to have one of the punishments be Van bot. You have to box Van. Oh, no. And we were talked out of it. But because we were told you're going to be a person. No. What if he picked that? How would that work? All of those. Box. It does well against boxing. I'll take. Oh, I'm not going to go out with anyone behind the different world down there. Oh, yeah. You don't want to do shit your day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You said I was going to take care of the show. I thought about that. I thought about that. I'll end. Who's the best fat wide receiver ever? That's a fun question. Probably fat wide receiver. Chunky wild outs. The best one ever. Kelvin Benjamin. I think that's a good one.
Yeah, he was fat these times. He was like a tight in body planer. Right. And he's the fat. It's right. That's the best answer. Yeah. See what happens. He was thick man. He and Alan. I'm trying to think of another one. I'm trying to think of actually another guy. I'm saying he's a one-on-one. Yeah. Who's your sexy guy? Ken Allen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Who's your sexy guy? Ken Allen. Ken Allen. I think he's still got it. That was fast. That was fast. So it doesn't matter. Right. Just gets open. And he has a lot of targets every year. Let's go to Seattle where Bryce Young has thrown his four minutes out of the house. Who's their backup? You should get him. Who's getting thick? Oh my God. They'll just play the injury music the entire day. Which is the case. Like, kitty two gloves. You know, what could go wrong, really? Your entire season. Yeah. Yeah. No one defense.
No one defense. Ever good defense has gone. What are you doing? Bill. Bill, please. I'm taking some of my daughter. She had a scrimmage today. Oh. That's nice. They went through the check. She's scoring. Play hard to her strings. What about your bullshit? A.K.A. Matthew Barry. We're supposed to believe you. She scored a lefty flicker. That's exactly what you like. I'm going to take 10 minutes. I think I'm going to get a good picture. Next year, anyone who claims they're texting instead of googling should have to like. I'll show you the text. Passed it. Yeah. Off to the broadcast. They scored on a free kick. And Brady had a go off a corner kick. You're showing us a text where the last texts are not from you, even though we just saw you hit send. Today at 1215. Bentley. It's still on the board. What are you going to think? Is it? I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to keep all the content as we use it. Keep going from that. Keep going from that. Keep going from that.
Or, something like that. Take them... That's all cored for taking the injured blood...] Oh yeah... ...we'll let this shoot. Oh yeah... don't let this. You got it. You gonna take it. Sorry we plan. My head against Michael Hedges is 4.CLT. I'm gonna be the hungry caterpillar next to you. The food on quad. I'm gonna be the hungry caterpillar. Because I kinda realized if I didn't take into defense you guys were gonna do the defense thing and I was gonna get stuck with 77 hot dogs. It's only 76. That's the last one. So I'm gonna grab the next year's draft to eat everything I ate first. I was actually gonna eat the whole thing. I'm just thinking of the caterpillar. One of the things I got in the book, who remember? Yeah, so the punishment list, I basically was like, where you guys would do that again. It was the punishment. So I'm taking a punishment. So I'm gonna be next year if I come in last. I'm gonna have to do the other one. Next year's draft. What is it? You don't have to be a caterpillar. But there's gonna be a punishment run at some point. And all you turn on me, you're gonna turn on each other. You just put it in the suit. If someone's gonna, all right, come on.
What is a caterpillar? Do you know? It's like some apples or something and then the chap makes her a fractures book. What? And you're gonna be about to make a speech? No, I'm just trying to make a speech. I'm ready to go. Yeah, everybody's ready to go. Let's go. You can take some pretty good games. Everybody's ready to go. Everybody's ready to go. All right. I'm doing, I'm pretty good now. Chris Rodriguez on the jacks. He's actually pretty nice. Good job. He was 15. He was 15. He'll be a minute. He was like, oh, he's something. Yeah, because he had two runs. Oh, that's right. You did the slits. Yeah. Hold on, hold on. That was less cowardly than my pick. That was good. You're like, I'm gonna cut him. All right. Jonah Coleman. Fucking cut that guy. I like that pick. Good job. This is just taking my sleep. Good pick. Good pick. It's your sleepers. You're sleepers. You're a sleepers. No, we're flying. That's right. I can't believe Hi-Fits didn't take Kim Ward. I think Kim Ward's gonna suck. I think Michael Penix could actually be good. I think so. No, you could have taken him after Michael Penix, because you have Bryce Young of Michael Penix as your quarterback.
I want three. Then who's gonna be the counterpart? Exactly. Exactly. Cool. Cool. � Get a push. Get a push. Get a tellingar. 22 00 00. You get to try to escape much. Nee, five ihm. The 28 of the crazy, mind the wrong idea. If I'm reading out his defense to Van. LSU, guys uses that defense to come back from the camera. I'm waiting to see when thesek when the punishment run is gonna start. Is there a 77 Hot Thugs at a month here? Come on, do that for fun. You're all going to get capitalism done. No fuck no. It's too hot compensation. Okay, basically. How fine? One in the morning. No, but one in the afternoon. We'll only take a punishment. Oh, yes, I'm afraid to. Here's my draft. Patience. Yeah, he's like, yeah, like, if in the water, I mean, I it's breakfast. I'm there. I'm you. I'm a little Washington. You're good things about that. But we're flying a day of takes. Chica, Quanco, the tight end from Washington. I think takes Tajik spirit. The running back. That's the first player I've not heard of in this draft.
I'm not sure. He's the Tony holler. He's the one player. I know for 100. Oh, I mean, there you go. Everybody here had heard of him, right? Every other person here. I've never heard of it. No, I don't know. Oh, I don't know. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Wow, that's where I was going. That's the deal. I guess I got to make my second choice. You know, no, that's not what I want. I didn't want to double up with Jake's off the board. I didn't even know. Jake Ferguson's off the board. Yeah, Craig picked him. You could have had him out of 11. Yeah, but then I wouldn't have had your team. Oh. Oh, really? Can we put Craig's team on Craig came in last last year. Yep. Can we put Craig's team up for his board? But not by points. Still still in the punch. Correct. I got seven for him. It was your fault that you we did in the hot dog. That was pretty funny. I was a Craig and James coach and James Brown are running back. I was a coach.
What did we know? I was a nervous. Luther Byrd and Drake May, Devonta out of Parker wash, and then Henderson warned Craig, which of these guys is going to fuck you? That's the first one. Oh, God. What do we do with Craig's list? Nice. I mean, I don't know. Hey, do you want to use that? I mean, Trigger Anderson was the thing that was probably the worst joke you guys just made. Craig's list. Craig's list. Oh, yeah. Oh, Craig's list. Remember Craig's list? I heard of it. Never bought anything on Craig's list. Goddamn. I got my first apart. My four of Craig's list. Say that! No, no, no, no, no. Take your ass, don't do that. No, take your ass. I was a dead boy. I used to be a part of Craig's list. Why do people have this question? I think so, too. They were fascinating. It was a hit. I saw a Christmas list. I missed connections. There was a whole part of Craig's list where like if you saw somebody but you didn't say something. You're going there. going to put it on there, hopes that they would see it. You were dressed like a hungry caterpillar. Yeah, you were getting old from the book. I never got your name.
If you see this, reach out. Reach out. With me, we'll become butterflies. Yeah. I'm sorry about right, Joe. We're seeing you're all question about the punishments. Yes. The trick or treating my choice of neighborhood or your choice or like the winner's choice. They think. Danny Kelly loves my team. Okay. You have 10 items from 10 houses. From the only Ravens who left, I was excited about. From anywhere. What if I send you to like the different lane blows, or something like that? We're going to find out who you're really. You're really. It's like straight in there. It was so hard. Where was that door coming from there? I think it's the first to get in. It's in East Palestine, Ohio. It was the worst. He was the right. He was the right. He was teaching to dance like. His brother, the old face. This was a miracle. I took a big gamble. He fell. He fell. I really needed Mike Washington on the Raiders as Jenty backup.
And I thought something was going to fuck me. But yeah, I found a sleep. And now it is backup. It should have told that. I thought now what's going to happen. Jennie is going to march on them. The horns off on one team fight benefits. You don't even have a girl. Will it break? I am going. Really? Okay. Can we just point out that Bill, collective hallway where you have have to start threelé's? Are you going to dova play. Heizens out two and a half months. So you have lemon if he plays. Hi, Fizz. Are you talking about somebody else's draft schedule? Oh, I'm sorry. Make sure. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Man. You're doing good. You're doing good. Yeah. My neighbors are great. I'll just. Yeah. That's my man. He's a very good person. I'll be like, you want to give me a fucking signal? Yeah, that's okay. You guys just need to take the trick to treat. You guys just need to go talk to people.
Well, whatever. I just feel like why are you around the circle? You just have to drink a drink of treating. Aren't the Eagles playing later? He's like, yeah, he's about to go. Oh, you're going to sell your ass and flesh. Okay. You're going to sell your ass and flesh for food. We have to sell the fish for meat. You're going to sell your ass and flesh for meat. Oh my god. Who are we taking? Uh-huh. Chris, what race is Jalen Noel? No, no. Chris, what race is Jalen Noel? I'm worried. No, no. Chris what race is Jalen? No Even being Sean I do say Jalen name of black Is there a white Jalen? No, I'm just gonna see one more ever Oh, that's right Jalen. Oh wait, we like you. I haven't seen one. It's got to be a Little green is there a white tape? Who's the most famous white Jalen? Is only white people right no, that's a lot of black tates to
Lorenz Tate I guess Nobody took for sheet Shaheed for some reason Yeah, that's a good happy to have my team and I might start them in week one I Seared three welcome I love this guy when they traded firm remember I texted you immediately I was like Jesus Christ This is excited. I'm happy you can learn breaking my My Ravens rule because this guy's gonna roll I am side Elder pic Danny Kelly likes can't miss yeah first practice
All right, I think he's on the extended roster I don't follow football not familiar with these players I'm taking jack back Jack Jack bash you see that no bone receiver on the writers he could be he might be by the For us probably it's him or trade Tucker For Millie with Trays work. Yeah, yeah, I've enjoyed jack's work for season I Think all of you know, but this is it's the year of the Baker Jaylen Macbillum. Okay 138 I mean 130 What is this warm it up? I got getting up I had to take it off
I say ever again we're outside of south. Oh, yeah, we got Calvin Ridley tube They just say my gave for a gambler outside of sale Yeah It's kind of a very Very tough. All right. Oh Wonderful I just need to take another car back just for fun. I wish you regret joining his league yet. No, no, no, no, no, no Chanks have this way. I'm having a great time I'm like great time his his like pick time counter is my far the lowest I think oh absolutely So we talk shit during the season. Do I have to talk shit to your assistant and then they'll tell you and then What I get you from the right about this is they print it out like a great response Don't say I'm saying browns. I am what you got. Yeah Okay, the best available we got there are some players that have fallen I know
Why just said that? Speaking of that the way got hurt during the ice bucket challenge Is that my advantage that we just didn't do the ice bucket challenge when we tag you it's thanks fall no I Did it I Been for real take didn't want to do it. I did it. I send the video It's in the video Why do you do we have another name? We just don't water on your head for the reason. I was like yes I'm gonna hate charity You guys We were all said to do it and then take it is too much look at me. I don't want to do it Really good like a lesson because you know Politics got to be able to come together
So Yeah, so then can you elaborate on Harrison Bucker as your kicker? This is my dream. Well, I mean look I'm trying to Can we put Dika go to Turkey can we like put that on like? Yeah, but there's some great to pay Content on Instagram. I'll send you to real Oh, she can you can get it out of the way just wear to pay to some of your live shows this season Just say anything about it. We'll just show up with a two-pack. Yeah But what do you think about venting Bucker? I I don't see any judgment in fantasy It's a we got Ray James from a regular we collected people yeah, we'll back up James Cook
I don't have to worry about a locker room. Who's the backup to a blackening along? A T N H Ann on Norland's like Camara, but he's hurt. Oh, he's not on the right. Yeah, yeah, but he's not he's hurt Yeah, he's got a good hand. Yeah, I can't drink a miller. I had him for a minute last season. That sucks for me It's like south still really wants somebody Well, now it's the punishment now You know, you don't have a kicker yet How long has Camara out like a couple months? No, I'm taking the charges defense You're just not having to a museum in lemon And I have He's been a legal long time I I mean Not much to get involved but he was getting a million What a college But ain't get what he had him they also had Two God like back to back that were a Aryan foster
I'm Literally is literally hurt small Lewis. Oh, yeah To So Craig is a brown one people are start taking punishments. Oh, I agree on punishments now. I think it's it's about It's a We did it. I mean people have been taking them. Okay. That's true. I'm gonna do the hot beer cold hot dogs That's The punishments Taking weed hot dogs and cold beer and you have cold dogs and hot beer That's Where about the punishment? Yeah, I like my team. That's just To children I Was We We have to make this all tailgate
I'm not using technology. I'm showing a video You're up So the punishment slept Dika you took a bald cap and you're gonna do to pay I'm the hungry cat of pillar We're playing this on the protest I'm breaking the No I don't know the time on how to Van you're up by the way Did you take a did Van take a he did take a punishment? Van Van has the vanilla ice I Hope it happens What was with that? What you mean? I just that was before my time. Yeah, the Sliding Yeah, you did it. Other people did that. Oh sure. Yeah, I played with people I didn't do Gene Hackman had slits in there. Yeah, you know, I saw French connection. Van Tucker Klaus is available if you want
All right, Texans Yeah, that's gonna create foodie. I thought about him. Yeah. Are you taking a picture? Right, right? Just because you missed on days you mad about free fact No, I like him. He's good Do you have any stories you can tell on a other pass fans left? Oh, man, I can't He made a he was bitten on games under his own name. Really awesome Been on yourself Good for him. Thank you I Another one leaving the punters. Who's a joe's doing my punishment man I was I'm gonna crowds I'm gonna grab the button of thing should be rescinded You look for no I was looking for a fair bar house go a naked punishment to the last round wow House you all the freshmen sit our laughs. I'm into oh man They're all free. I actually think these guys are actually underrated. Kaker all like fairbanks actually fairbanks can also do the seven
I think if you took them to the 7th round still underrated I love that was like kickers the edge runner done. I was like fuck that guy no quarterbacks for him. I've always wanted Bryn rubber How responsible? Now defending champion. I dare you to pick a player. I don't want so what are you gonna? He throws up to stop The only time kicker DK your favorite kicker. Yeah, that's for me old Jake Oh Jake mates. I know everything about Jake. And peace of that offense He used to sell me a meal. You're right. I had two guys. I like but they're both available Need a kicker. Oh, tough Back up kicker. Do you want the papers?
We're in our He's really thinking about it. Another quarterback Right there they're hidden under all the Where the yellow stickers I Still funny You know what I just roughed your concentration You shouldn't still be available. I would never win a country not player But I do think it's gonna be so funny when brace young breaks both arms and weak one. I wrote incredible content I think so it's just that scatter boop And not you have a good offensive line are pretty good
All right Wow you fucked me on that one bill That run Tracy I gotta go back to the lab now and figure out what he's gonna go ahead say something God Incredible So yeah whoever loses has to run this Yeah, so get ready to do it again That's really the downside yeah, I like honest I think that's a great thing And then That's right. Sorry, so you need kicker. I got a kicker. Oh dicker. Yeah, I got digger. Oh, well you can just do whatever you want now
A lot of dead air Do you regret participating in this event today? I've had a great time as always a class Organtia need one too. Please with everything amazing supremely well We shouldn't eat that I'm gonna take a spicy falafel could have known without that That I've been sitting out for One you know I look forward to what do you mean? You can you can prepare. I'm gonna make it delicious Are you gonna eat your Day of Chang There's other eating What's one of the hot form that's like a rule he can't talk about It's a rule I've taken from my punishment four hours of pet mac Fuse
For the awful announcing post that I'll try to make it see like yeah, it's slams back Fantasy punishment I think you're exciting That's kind of what do I want the two cans of cold soup delicious With it Of course I'm going to take in corn chatter totally fine you keep some like a moody. I made Dan handy Clem chatter got it was fine cold 76 I'm gonna do I decide how they're prepared like a nice grill I heard something by way for to pick that in the first round and then take the draft Now where you could do it all a candy yards That would be great exactly Sounds great
76 three hours is not meant hot dogs Not good Okay, so the punishment's split right so the punishment so far we have bill is going if again if you come in last place Bill is going to listen to the cat mac the album on repeat During I would go to about today for the entire month Fucking nuts Trick or treating and have to come not Halloween Yeah, I'm in October and you have to collect ten items from ten different houses. No problem. We can't dress up Sean is no punishment in the seventh round Hey does not have a punishment yet on the board You're Jolt's up The beauty is that jolt I did the draft he's doing the punishment. There's no accountability on that show Vance says you didn't do that ALS you said You didn't do it Decay is not hard to pay if you come with me like you that I said Craig you're gonna do hot beer cold dogs I'm gonna dress as the honky caterpillar next year and then
Vanston vanilla ice eyebrows slits and then Cheyenne and Tate and have the Joel have not picked punishments yet Nor house which I respect I'm gonna crowd source Jolt's punishment suit you guys think Anybody who picked a punishment before the last round should be ashamed Even the shame male pipe down I want Sorry, I didn't mean to pick you took it in a brown Side pick okay last pick I was wondering if you were gonna do that or can you Is house retired from house eats is that only on the city oh yeah no it's it's it's it's yeah yesterday I didn't hide it said to us after the party thing he's gonna be sure he could eat house under the table And could do Oh You had a good round I'm still bigger than you Sushi you do not want to fuck with me I already invite myself on every ringer podcaster and look at how I dress
This is my professional clown make car Is it incredible you have to do that at least for worst contracts. Oh Every Yeah, that's really fun come on the watch Absolutely I'm With me for taking people As if that's the goal You can't do that What is that That's Yeah, so Yeah You're picking up a player after DK and then take your license to your No, he's dig a pond Joel right now So Joel can't watch Zurval live and he has to rewatch traffic thunder
So I want to do a trade all right he's very I want to eat the book and he's gonna have to soup okay is that okay? Yeah, hold soup approved sure proved The trading the punishments Dave's gonna prepare the very is upset that is gonna prepare delicious book What is you know what I don't have the energy to make the book that's Wait, why are you forcing your punishment upon Joel? What is the reason for that? Did I get the draft? Yeah, we're sharing a team. I did the draft. He does the punishment It's gonna be delicious, but it's so it's at least I won't come in last place because that'll be gaming but right here. It's more than this right? I don't know what you're gonna have to look I don't see you What do you think Yeah, he's gonna do is yeah, you guys are gonna come on my show and I'll make the book and I'll do it anyway
I'm gonna burn Terry's book On top of you Thank you everyone I Thank you for everyone for watching the probably the last ring your fantasy Best I like mouse Team
I think fantasy I would say Dave's team if you if you just swapped Swift and Judkins I would kind of have no issue other than the kicker in the a-thrown, but it was close but Danny she said Sean's team just Sound doesn't have a lot of holes I'm super happy with that too Uh, thank you outfit it. Why would a shock What receivers? Danny great fucking job man Here's a kind of like one of Tyler Falls never's like oh Thank you everybody for watching live on Netflix Rear Fancy Football Show we have everybody here at the ringer Thank you everybody for watching and I will be here this time next year I addressed as the hungry caterpillar so please check
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