The Political MEMES Viewers Are Sharing

0:00My supporters are dumb f***ing you. I love how he's pointing like right there. Right there, right there. Mailed it. I think it's time for memes. Yeah! Yay! We got hundreds of emails, probably 1,000 over 1,000 memes. We couldn't get to all of them. Obviously, we can only show a few, but here are some of the best ones we saw. Okay, you guys ready? Meme number one. This is from Melissa. This is from Melissa. The president of the United States and the dumbest mother f***er on Earth should be two different people. Oh, yeah! I love that. These things seem so simple. I know. It seems so simple. Thank you, Melissa, for that little ray of sunshine. Here is Meme number two. I'm sending this to the IRS when they ask me for my taxes. Oh, my God. You're talking about what's in 99? What do you mean? I like to do that. That is from Jerry. Okay. And then now here's Meme number three.

1:04Even the train agrees in the background. I know. My supporters are dumbfuck. I love how he's pointing like that. Right there. Nailed it. That is from Jill. Jill. And then Meme number four. I'm just one of my favorites. Is everything in conspiracy theory to you? Me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's from Tony. They really do look alike. Dude, they look a lot. Holy shit. See? How creepy is that? That's super creepy. That's the thing too lately. What's been going on with all these Epstein files coming out. We got more of Meme. Don't worry. All these Epstein files coming out. Conspiracy theorists are going. We told you. Yeah. Yeah. As soon as we start getting gay frogs, I'm gonna be like, well, the earth's black. Yeah. I'm just trying to tell us. You know? We need one of those memes of the two strong guys shaking hands, where it's like fortune and resistance. Right. Yeah.

2:04Right. Nine gag to the rescue. Okay. Here we are. But, you know, to whoever's credit, unfortunately, they were right about some things. I know. By the way, real quick. I watched just randomly as I was going to sleep, I was kind of clicking through my phone. It probably should be doing that. Kind of across this podcast. I don't know what it was called, but a new podcaster, but he was an ex-magony, said the thing that turned him was the Epstein files coming out. He goes, and he goes, I was in. He goes, I was hardcore mag. No, I've never seen this guy. He only had like a thousand views or something, but I was like, that's telling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very interesting. Yeah. It's changing a lot of minds out there. It's not super high on people's priority list for policy positions. And I'd also like to say, remember this, it's when, you know, when the next presidential election happens, oh, okay, okay, fine. So Trump won't be on the ballot, but don't forget, everybody helped him cover it up on the Republican side.

3:05Yep. So none of them were Thomas Massey. Right. Well, yeah. Yeah. And you want that guy to be president? No. Yeah. Okay. So let's, I didn't realize my weekend was going to be literally like spinning the wheel of like misfortune and just being like typing in somebody's name and being like, please God, please don't have their names in there. No. No, it's, it's, it's a lot of names so you, I don't want to confront right now. Oh, my God. All we can, she's like, here's another name. Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm like, what did, what did he do? What did he do? You know, what level on the spectrum of, of visiting Epstein are these people? Not great. Okay. What about Jeffers? Epstein. You damn right. All right. I'll be ready for a meme number five. Oh. This is from Shannon. Trump in 2016. We must train the swamp. Trump in 2026. We must protect the swamp. Yeah.

4:06Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's right. We never went to the Justice Department to just move on, right? Yeah. Yeah. What do you like? What's number? Oh, numbers. Oh, my God. It still gates with the Epstein files. Yeah, posing with the Epstein files. Oh, that was hilarious. That's from Brian. I mean, here's meme number seven. Oh. FBI rests black rectangle after it appears over six million times in the Epstein files. That rectangle is everywhere. Yeah. At least they are catching someone, I guess. Oh, I love that. That is from Matt. And then here's meme number eight. Hey, Canada. Could you check on your neighbor America? Sure. Fire. They're fine. They're fine. It's fine. They seem okay. I don't blame them. I don't blame them one bit. That is from Braun. Hey, also, how was everybody's Valentine's Day? What did you do? Yeah. I went to the store. I got up in the morning. Oh. No, man. I got up in the morning and I said, you should have done this last night.

5:09Why are you doing it on the day of? Oops. I'm going down to the store and dude, it's nothing but dudes going in and walk it out. Right. And they all look like, boo. I don't know what to do. I walk in and I chocolate. Right. Yeah. And I knew my mother-in-law was coming over that morning. And so I grabbed two. Okay, so flowers that I thought represented each one of them. Took out a card, took my time, sat in the car, rode out the cards. And I mean, I'm not saying this to be like the ego, but I took it back. I won the day. Yeah. It was good with that way. You did okay. I did all right. My mom cried. It was so great. Yeah, she cried. Yeah, it was. Well, you know, it's nice to get flowers and things like that. Good job, Jim. Yeah. This is your old pal, Jim. Okay. Okay, we have two more memes left. Yes. Let's go to meme number nine. Number nine. This is from Sharon. Oh. This is so great.

6:10Don't worry, sir. Some future president will make you look like a fucking genius. I love that. Oh, George. Oh, George. Oh, man. I didn't think I would long for those days, but here we all are. We thought we thought we'd done it. We thought we won. It's like I lived during the presidency of the dumbest human ever to hold the office. Oh, my God. Damn it. Yeah, man. There was another one. Even silery space, she's just like, are we really fucking having this conversation? God. Oh. Let's see our last meme of today. Meme number 10. Oh. This is from Steve. You'd think that the Constitution was younger, given how hard Republicans are trying to fuck it. Oh. Oh. Bowl of life, right? Bowl of life. I love that one. Thank you, Steve. Bowl of life. Oh, all of them were so good. You guys, thank you. Keep sending them. Yeah. If you'd like to sign up for danger text, text the word danger to 866-877-0037.

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