The Players Most Likely to Burn Us This Year

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1:10Yeah. Thank you to everyone for coming out tonight. You know, Steven Spielberg, Premiering Jaws, Paul McCartney, Rolling Stones. Radiohead, the list goes on and on. So this is what kind of the necessary follow-up to those people I would say. That was just the beginning. Honestly, bottom of our heart, thank you to everyone for coming. Like this never gets all this is the coolest thing. Like seeing all of you guys tonight in real life. It's just as weird, probably weird for us. Like it's... Thank you for coming. We also want to thank Verizon. Thanks to Verizon for sponsoring tonight's event. Yeah, we're the Verizon people. Yeah. Yeah. Verizon's got an incredible NFL sweepstakes coming up next week so you can check out the card on your seat for more details. And the other people we have to thank before we begin tonight is all seven of the women who listen to the show. Seven. Wow. Thank you for your service.

2:11Basket in the light of the seven. Light of seven. There was someone as a shirt. Where's the seven shirt right there? Oh my God. Crowd member of the seven, unbelievable. Wow. Thank you. One of seven women is here tonight. That's a big deal. What are the odds? So the... I think I forgot something. What? I forgot the thing. What thing? I don't... Can you vamp for like a second? It's fine. It's fine. It happens. When will it be back? I vote no. I don't know. Just figure it out. This is like when George and Elaine are alone without Jerry. And they're like, wow, we've actually never hung out. What do you want to talk about? Every time DK and I are alone, all we do is just quote happy Gilmore. It's their special thing. We can do it for a while too. We took an Uber today and that's all we did.

3:11That lady must hate it. Happy Gilmore to us is like heat to Chris and Bill. Where we'll just pick a different line once a month and be like, fuck, that's the best line in the movie. Today was, uh, get out of the way. Get out of the way. What's your Gilmore? Happy Gilmore. Oh, I don't know what happened to high fits, but... I know you're drinking beer, but we got some fun drinks tonight. Who's drinking the, uh, the cloys box on the rocks? Anybody? Raise it up. Okay. Who's got gentlemen's piss? Yeah. Drinking the piss. We love that. This is my piss right here. Okay. Yeah, you got a glass of beer. And then who's drinking the, um, uh, the sex on the beach ham? Couple sex on the beach ham. All right. Did somebody say sex on the beach ham? Okay. Oh, hell. He literally has a beach ham. What a but.

4:12This is an actual beach ham. I really hope people get this joke. We talked about this for one episode. We bought the ham before we considered whether people might not have known the inside joke. That's a real beach ham? This is a beach ham. This is a honey-baked ham. I don't recognize it without the sand. Well, look, I, I, we take a ham to the beach and you thought it was ridiculous. Yeah. Okay. People know what it was. We're going to, anybody here bringing a ham to the beach? Look, it's delicious and you're going to have it right now. Here. Look, you're going to slice this beach. Yeah, I don't. It's already sliced. That's half the point. I'm so nervous about this. Put that down. Yeah. The mic or the fork? The slight mic. Yeah. Honestly, if I give it a D-Kids, it's going to end up in my chest by the end of the episode. I can smell it. It does kind of feel like South Carolina today here in LA. It's thick outside. It's human. Yeah. I can smell that. That smells, we're all going to wreak of ham. Because the mic humidity for a ham. That's a hefty piece.

5:14D-Kids. I wasn't aware of the eat that much. How many people even get this reference? I'm concerned. Oh, right. Yeah. Okay. Thank God. How many people here have done a beach ham? Of course. Just cricket. Raise your hand if you don't think it's weird as hell. Okay. Okay. Couple of people. I'm loud. You can hear it. It's honey bates, right? Like a... Okay. There's a honey crust around it. That doesn't work. Oh. By the way, we're doing analog tonight. I'm just taking some photos. Oh, there's a lot of fat on this. All right. There we go. Look at this. Yeah, you got to get in there. Just like... You eat some? Yes, you have to eat some. Really? Yeah, it's fine. Man. Oh, look. It's good. I dropped some on my computer. Oh, God. It's pretty good. Come on. This is... This is a big... You got to get some of the honey crust. If it's in a Hawaiian shirt, it's like the perfect vibe for me. Yum.

6:14Cold. Cold, salty and wet. Just like I like it. You know what? Fuck you guys. And you changed shirts. Well, yeah. I mean, it's a beach vibe. You're embracing the town. You're embracing the ham. You're embracing the ham. All right. That's why I'm a pro host. I eat with the ham in my mouth. You can come get some, although they'll be sitting up here for a while. Hi, Vets. I'm going to be chewing for the next two minutes. And now I have to vent. Do you want to quote happy Gilmore? No, no, we didn't. No, it's all right. You know what? We shouldn't have done that. Can we start over? No. Let it that out. Sure. We are going to do a section later that we're going to edit out of the show. Like part of it gets posted. It's a legally required. Yeah, we're literally. It's a problem. Literally. We can't put on Spotify or Netflix or any platform. But we're going to do it here. So we are a time for football. It's the first and last time we'll eat ham before a show. Which I should say, I'm still chewing the fat from this ham. It's delicious. It'll be there all day. How smart were we?

7:15We booked this show in LA the night of the Rams Chargers Preseason Game, which is happening right now. I saw that. Did you see that? QJ. He's not a secret anymore, unfortunately. All right. I think I think actually Kai's here, guys. Kai, give me a good shot. Thanks, Kai. QJ. All right. Should we time is a time for the 2026 future Burn Book All Stars? So for that. Yeah. Yeah, sorry. Yeah. Case has not super clear. So what we do, I got, you know, I didn't think through this ham is going to be here the whole time. That's crazy. I smell it. So yeah, that smells great. It smells like a chicken. The worst cologne of all time. It's beach ham by Tom Ford. Yeah. So every year, so every week, we do the Burn Book. And it's honestly inspired by Mean Girls. And it's a book of people you hate. But it's because in fantasy football, you play. And like every week, there's someone who fucking ruins your goddamn day.

8:15Like there's just a player where you're like, this guy is destroying my goddamn life. Like you go to bed at night and you're like Brian Thomas should fucking die. That's dark. Well, well, so what we want, we've never done this before. We wanted to try to predict who's going to be in the Burn Book this year. And I think what's specific about the Burn Book is it's not just bad players who are going to play bad. It's good players. It's unexpected. I took AJ Brown last year thinking everything would be fine. And it was a disaster. And so we're going to try to find the guys who. It's players we like. On the surface seem fine. And you don't notice the red flags. It's a bit trail. That's right. You trusted them. Yeah, it's a slap in the face. There's no red flags on the surface. And we think they have the best shot to be the player that absolutely ruins your season. I just kind of caught a college sports. Is that what you're talking about? Is that Rob Lowe? Yeah. Hell yeah. Go college. Everyone's going back to college now. I get it.

9:15You know what I mean? You get a huge NIL deal to wear that college sports shirt. Lane Kiffin just signed him. I do want to shout out quickly. We went through all of our burn books of the last four years. And there are three people who have been on it twice. Well, four including Kyle Pitts. But he it's all right. It just is like he's named the book is named after Kyle Pitt. That's right. The other three who have been on the list. Mark Andrews, two times, two time or club. Not bad. Jalen Waddle, of course. The last two years Waddles, but on the list. And then DJ Moore is the leader in the clubhouse. Low key DJ Moore is the most common. Three times in the last four years. So make we wanted to honor those who came before us before we start here today. Should I start? I think you have to start. I'm going to just ambush DK. He doesn't know this is coming. But I want to talk about the Seahawks. The entire team. How dare you. What? What does this sound like to you? Okay, let's go through this. This is a team coming off a super dominant superbowl win. They had a massive season for their top skill player.

10:15They had their guru offensive coordinator gone. Right. We're kind of assuming everything will be the same. And their quarterback is a guy who is playing well. But kind of there's always still question marks, right? I'm describing the 2024 to 2025 Eagles. Oh. And I'm like, is it not the exact same thing for the 2026 Seahawks? A little bit. Your lives are way different though. You have Kubiaks gone. You're a superbowl MVP gone. Go on. JSN is the Seahawks to the Eagles, right? Where he's going to go so high now. He's the first going to be one of the top three receivers off the board. Different system. Are you a little nervous? Their OC is a guy named Brian Fury. Flurry. Who looks and sounds like a fast and furious villain. No one knows anything about him. He looks kind of badass. Exactly. That's all I know about him. Yeah. I'm a little jadarian price. It's like rookie first rounder that I feel like could be a traviant Henderson who was in the Burnbook last year where it was like, wow.

11:15Right. This took eight weeks of starting this guy every week and it didn't work out. I apologize. It's just absolutely amazing. Wait here. Can I pull something out of your back right now? He said I would. DK, how do you respond? Well, I don't like it. I know what you're doing and I don't like it. He got it. I got it. Sorry, that was more happy to go more. I know what you're doing and I don't like it. We spent like 20 minutes on that. Well, first of all, the vibes for the Eagles are totally different. I just want to make that happen. But coming out of the Super Bowl, people hated the Eagles during the Super Bowl run. The Eagles are always terrible. The Eagles hate each other than they won the Super Bowl. That is true. And we don't have Cereani. Complementary. I mean, you guys have watched hard knocks like Mike McDonald is the most impressive human being. We got a smattering of applause in LA. That being said, I do see what you're saying here in terms of the GD. The GD.

12:16I'm really excited about these explosive young running backs that can rip off big plays. That's pretty much exactly what GD. And it just might take him a while to get in range in this offense. I bet you little put Hollani on the field a lot early on. We're going to be pissed. George Hullani, not Ariel Hullani, because you know, it's just like, you know, what you're starting running back to defend your Super Bowl title, like no one's ever renaissance. It's pretty easy to see two or three weeks in being like, God, this guy doesn't even fucking play. Burn. I will say taking Jackson Smith and Jigba this year at like number six feels like buying Bitcoin at 100,000. Yeah. It's just like, it just, the idea that coming off an offensive player the year thing, it's the Clint Kubiak left the offense. That's the part that bothers me is Clint Kubiak's dad literally like invented the offense they run. And now it's like this Brian Flarey guy and it does feel a little bit like going, well, I'm just saying, that's the point. There's also a nine or six e-hawks kind of weird.

13:16I feel like I really fucked up my knee this morning. Jackie, by the way, I fucked up my knee. And I feel like if I was going in for, she's like, fuck, okay. And I'm like, I feel like if I was going in for surgery with like Clint Kubiak, I had this great surgeon and then the day of the surgery, they're like, yeah, by the way, that guy, he works in Las Vegas now. He left. You have a new surgeon doing it. And I'm like, oh, that's like, has he done surgery before? Like, he's been around a lot of surgeries. He's watched a lot of surgery. Watch so many surgeries. He actually threw a junior mint into the body during the surgery. He was there. But like that does. Brian Flea has a call plays. He's been around some great playing callers. He's a great playing callers. He's a great surgeon to be on the whiteboard. A lot. I was the year before Jackson. Because a year ago, Jackson Smith and the jigba had 11 of your yards and six touchdowns. And that's just the Garrett Wilson. So, yeah, honestly, that's fucked up. But I kind of, my finger hesitates a little bit when I see see hawks guys now. I'm like, man, Jackson Smith and jigba, fifth. It did feel like a pretty special year all around for this year.

14:19Of course. It's kind of like hard to recreate that. So, I definitely get it. I think the JSN thing in particular, you're just buying him so high at this point. It's going to be hard for him to recreate whatever it was like 1700 yards, 10 touchdowns. They have more guys in their office now that they're, I think, are going to give the football. So, yeah, I get it. Who do you have in the burn book? Former Seahawk Kenneth Walker. Really? Look, I can't be, I just have to establish this. I can't be unbiased about him. I can't be rational. He's, I mean, look, he's fucked me every other season. I don't understand why he wouldn't do it again. I don't know. It's like the dead dove, do not eat. I like, I don't know what I expected. But, yeah. Since Walker, right in the name. Kenneth Walker, I think the, the math on this is he's in a new office. That's it. He's not with the Seahawks anymore, common memory. Yeah. Okay. And what, the Seahawks curse him or something? The super bowl winning Seahawks, he's not on that team anymore.

15:19Right. So, that's good. Okay. That's what we're doing with Kenneth Walker right now. So, I don't know if that's going to work necessarily. I think he's going to be the one guy again this year, at this happens every year, as if you guys have listened to me forever. I'm like constantly hyping up, Kenneth Walker. He, like, a few weeks in, I'm, I, and he's only playing 55% of snaps. And they're not running the ball very much. They're passing in the red zone. And I'm like, it happened again. I mean, if I, I, I hate the dog. I think everyone forgets the chief's offense as fucking sucked for three years. And it's been terrible to watch. I'm comparing him to, to, uh, Kareem Hunt from 2017. That's what I'm doing right now. Yeah. I was like the, as like, that's a scenario you're saying. Was this podcasts around in 2017? No. Okay. How, no. Like, you're, what, you knew that. I can't remember like last week. But what, what, what year did I start? I started at the ringer in 2017. We weren't around. I don't think that's true either. Well, what, what is it?

16:19Of course it is. Oh, okay. Oh, wait, 18, 2018. 2018. What the fuck is wrong with all the time? It's been a long time. Oh, my God. All right. Who else? Who has the voice box on the rocks for you? But I will say to Kenneth Walker, to that point, like, they're, you know, these guys going like top two, three rounds. Like, there's only, usually one consistency. You want a guy you can depend on that you know is going to be good. Kenneth Walker is one of the only people going in like the first two rounds. It's like on a new team. There's like new things going on. Usually, just want something that's dependable, which does kind of bring me to, to the next guy, who has to be on the list. Even though he's on a better team and things seem better, it's Jalen Waddle. Yeah. Who has been in the program. I'll be doing this. I don't know. Sean Payton and Jalen Waddle are together. That's like driving high and drunk. I don't, why, we just expect that's going to work. The guy who's your least favorite fantasy coach of all time and our least favorite fantasy player of all time. I'm like, if you put them together, we've been doing multiplication. If you multiply a negative by a negative, it's a positive. But I think it's going to be like subtraction. We're just even worse than ever before.

17:20I just everybody's all in. Like, when is the last time Sean paid, made you happy? Wow. That's crazy. I don't know. Honestly, when he yelled at the rafts when they blew that call like 10 years ago, was that 2017 or 2018? You know, is when I started the ringer. I started the ringers. Yeah, I don't know. I was looking around at Waddle. And it's actually, I didn't realize just how bad it's been. It's been a mess on a week to week basis. Even that year in Miami, when two led the league in passing yards and they were like second and the league in points, Jalen Waddle had a thousand yards and four touchdowns. I'm like, okay. They won again. 70 to nothing. 10 touchdowns in one game. I don't know. Do you see the catchy made in the preseason though? Pretty good. Why is he even playing in the preseason? Pretty fast. You see Jeralar. And then he was hurt. Oh, Jeralar. Should we talk about him? I'm happy too. He's making throws. Nobody can make it. You played tonight. Do you know what happened? No. Me neither. I believe he started two for two and then I closed my laptop.

18:22Are you on board? Your hand is going to hesitate over Jalen Waddle's name. I drafted him in my home league. Actually, I kept him in my home league, which is idiotic, probably. He's one of those. He is one in our chosen profession. It's the Fudishiary. Fudishiary duty. Fudishiary duty. Fudishiary. Fudishiary. Fudishiary. How did you use it? Not judicious. Fudishiary. Fudishiary. Fudishiary duty for once. Yeah. Whoa. Good work. What was that? That was crazy. I have bought into the hype around law. That was kind of insulting. That was like, what the fuck was that? Yeah. I was like, yeah, he did it. Yeah. Let's hear what a kid falls. And everyone's like, you're okay. Got him. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, what? Myestro. It's called Spanish. Sorry. Is it Italian? I went to Chile. Myestro's Italian. Myestro and Spanish is teacher, which is like the first word they fucking teach you, but it's

19:22fun. We don't need to do this again. Oh. Yeah. Waddle. He's one of those ones, I think, where I believe it with my head and in my heart, I'm like, can't get there. This is going to be terrible. I can't believe you are keeping Jalen bottle on Sean Peyton's fucking team. And you're like, yeah, I'm going to say that. It's literally like, I'm going to break that for next year. I expand my horizons. I'm trying to become a better person and get over this Sean Peyton thing. When you asked me the last time, he made me happy. I wouldn't think of a single moment. It's true, too, because we're trying to expand our horizons and forgive. And then the moment of the season, the season begins, we're going to be like, why the hell, like, can't let these toxic people. For sure. It's like, I can't wait to step on this rake. That's really what's happening. Okay. There's another team player team that I think we have to talk about this. And again, I think a key thing of the burnbook is like, it's excitement that then sours into

20:22bitterness in your heart. Like it really, it hurts worse. It's like a beat. Yeah, like this beat champ 12 hours from now, something you're excited for. And I have to say, you know, when you're drinking and you have like the worst hangover ever, and you wake up in the morning, you're like, I'm never going to drink again. Yeah, that's how I'm going to feel tomorrow morning after eating that hand. Yeah, I'm never eating him again. I feel like that's how the charger season ended. The charger season ended. Everybody was hurt. You were doing the hobbled herbert. Yeah. Hobbled herbert. Who here is a genuine charger's fan? All right. Damn, I wish there was more. There's fewer of you than women listening to our pie. I'm Los Angeles. That is wild. Yeah. That's incredible. And how many of you are from San Diego that cheered? Okay. That's fair. That's fair. I mean, people, some San Diego emailer sent that you're a coward for rooting for the Dodgers instead of the Badras. And they were like, explain yourself from the bay.

21:23So life long cool in San Diego. And then I moved to El Enru for the Dodgers. The two fan bases that like when you stab Dodgers fans in the parking lot. I'm not like a, I don't declare myself a Dodgers fan. I'm just enjoying you. You fucking do. And you say we. You did on the show three days ago. Here's what I'll say. Here's what I'll say. We're doing pretty good. Can I speak your honor? Sure. You have a judiciary duty. It started as a bit. Now it's kind of fun. Sorry. I've been an A's fan my whole life. Craig two years ago is like, what's with this Dodgers team and route to a three peak that's going to destroy this sport? Oh, game seven. Last year at a great time. You took out all this and did. It's not your game. Craig's favorite new thing is like, this is true. Ever he's gone to like seven Dodgers. I gave him the last month and he just sends us a picture of his hat. It's just like a ha ha. Also my wife, my wife Elizabeth who's here tonight, born and raised in LA Dodger fan, her whole family Dodger fan. Oh, that's fine. That's good. I'm happy.

22:23I heard. Just saying. I just know I never mind. Anyway, keep you're doing a charges thing. Oh, right. Drunk hung over. If the same way you're like, I'm never going to drink ever again in the midst of the worst hangover on Sunday. And then Friday at 5 p.m. someone text you like, man, you want a beer? I'm like, fuck yeah, I want a beer Friday. I love it. My friend text me. You want a beer? Fuck. I want to grab a beer. I love that. You want to grab a beer. You want a beer? That's a little psychotic. You want to grab a beer. My point being that when the beer hits your hand like Mol near. It does. But that's the chargers are this team. Every year the season ends. I will never take the chargers ever again. Yeah, they're energy. Yeah, we're cognizant of the fact that we do this every fucking time. That's it. It's August 27th and it may years we're going to be right. Yeah. And it's going to be this year. I think so. But a Mary and Hampton is going to hit my hand like like a beer on Friday. It's going to hit my hand like Mol near. And I'm looking around.

23:23I'm like, the chargers are going to be the single biggest burnbook team because we're going to be sitting here here for now. And they're like, well, last year, that was the first year in a mic, but Daniel. But everyone's going to get hurt again. There's 20 straight years of like, this is the year for the chargers. And on the 20th anniversary, we're like, no, for real this time. And they're going to break our goddamn hearts. They're all going to get hurt. They're going to suck. And we're going to be furious at ourselves for having a Mary and Hampton had 500 fucking yards last year and broke his ankle. And the second round ahead of like Derek Henry. And we're going to be like, what drugs was on? What was I doing last night? I'm never doing this again. Jesus. I see QJ's touchdown though. Yes. My God. That's it. Both tackles are healthy. I do agree with him though. My Kenneth Walker point, it comes back. It's the same thing, but it's like even it's like, well, Mary and Hampton is going like late first round or early second round. We had Nate Tyson on the podcast a week or two ago. And the way he was talking about it made me want to take oh Mary and Hampton like eighth overall. But it's once again, it's like he's really the only guy going in the first round or two that you're like, I technically don't even know if he's good yet.

24:24I'm not sure what he looks like playing football. Right. I can't remember. He played like seven games last year. He's been playing since 2017. Yeah. So I agree with you. If he has like 13 carries week one, you're like, I'm a jump off a bridge. Now he'll be good though. I literally actually just took him today in my oldest league and I was like, I'm going to regret this. What pick? We fell to like 15 and I was like, I'm doing this right here right now. Right now. No, it's the best bet you can make. A second year running back. Like, if you haven't done your draft, I do second year running back. It was the first round pick with a good offensive line, an improved coordinator and a great quarterback. It's like literally the best bet you can make in the history of fantasy. Like over and over. Because the point of this exercise, we're not saying don't take these people. We're just saying if you do it, it goes as poorly, we didn't warn you. How stupid. We emotionally prepared you. Right. We're telling you to not drink. Like go out. Yeah, I don't have fun. But when you're hungover, don't call us. TK, who else are you pre putting in the burn book for this year? All right. So the rules of the burn book are, you can't really go in for an injury.

25:24It's not like part of the deal. It's usually it's just you didn't perform the way we expected. It's really annoying how they're performing or whatever. With Mike Evans, it's not purely that he's going to get hurt. It's about us ignoring the fact that we're very obviously going to get hurt. The most injury prone player in the league went to the substation. Even if he's healthy going into the season, you're saying it's still naive to assume he will not get hurt. Right. Why are we doing this again? So who here is seen Chernobyl? The show. Great show. Really good show. The show. Yeah. Has anyone been to Chernobyl? No, okay. I saw an Instagram. A wolf went back there. That was cool. Nature's taking back over. I actually thought there'd be a crowd like an applause there, which shows how much my algorithm is separated, but nevermind. You thought people would be excited about the wolf? I thought everyone saw it. That's the problem with the internet now. It's like just, yeah, anyway. So a Kymov guy, the guy in Chernobyl who is like the huge asshole who's running the power plant during the belt down or whatever, he's the worst.

26:32He's the fucking worst. Anyway, that's Kyle Shanahan in this analogy. I like Kyle. Yeah. Had a tough month. Yeah. He pushes his nuclear reactors to the absolute fucking maximum limit. And then he's surprised when they blow up. That's the thing. 3.6 Ronkin. Ronkin? We're at 3.6 Ronkin right now with the 49ers. This is like a really niche joke. Not bad. Not good. Not terrible. Sorry. Not great. Not terrible. How is the meter going? How high does the meter go on the Ronkins? How high does the... Is the nuclear reactors the substation or Kyle Shanahan? Yeah, what the fuck you talk about? Bulls. Okay. What is a Ronkin? The unit of measurement? Yeah, it's like it's bad. 3.6 Ronkin's is as high as the meter goes. For the radiation? The radiation! For the radiation? Probably 20,000, is what the Stanley Stubb stations put off. I should've practiced this product. continuer Done. Anyway, Mike Evans is dealing with a growing strain

27:36right now. That's just 10,000. right now, should he keep going with this Chernobyl? Not terrible. Not terrible. Yeah. It's a really good show. It is a great show. I know it's great, but I don't want to watch it because there's never been a night. It's harrowing. 1100 nights in a row, I've sat down and be like, do I want to watch people die of radioactive poisoning? And then I've said no. I should've said it's a fair question. I love that the guy who made that made sheep detectives. Is that right? Yeah, Craig Mason. Wow. Dude, the duality of man. Was that good? He also did something really funny before that. Craig Mason? Yeah, what did he do? Look at him real quick. I'm going to vamp. I'm going to hang over. Hang over? He followed up the hangover with Chernobyl. And it was apparently the most accurate representation of Soviet Union in that era. I saw somebody on Twitter talking about this. It's like he grew up in the Soviet Union.

28:37He was like, I can't believe the amount of detail they got in this every little tiny thing in the show. The guy who made the hangover. Dude, he was hungover. He was like, this is like Chernobyl. And I heard the same thing about sheep detectives. They were like, this is the most accurate portrayal. This is exactly how sheep talk. And hangover too, not one. By the way, that's such loud. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks college sports guy. 3.6 Ronkin. Not great. To go back to my, I mean, he's totally right. Mike Evans is like the holy Trinity of Red Flags. It's like he's old. He's on a new team. He's always hurt. You'll feel like a moron the second you pick him. I'm going to. Yeah. I like him. But I'm taking him. Like Kyle Shannon, that Chernobyl power plank guy was texting and driving right before the whole thing went down. So, oh, people booed. What the fuck was that? Sorry. He's fine. He's OK. Well, not the Chernobyl guy. But anyway, I assume Craig, who's next in the bird book?

29:38We have a fiduciary responsibility to mention DJ Moore, who is on another team. But then? Who we're now are like, ah, it's a new team. DJ Moore. It's going to happen this year. He's been in the bird book three of the last four years. And it seems good. Josh Allen. He's the number one guy. DK, what's the Fulmy Once joke that you were doing? That's how I feel about DJ Moore. As you've seen this, say a bit. I'm not going to try and recreate it. But he's basically like, well, I'm going to be pulled up here. Fulmy Once, shame on you. Fulmy Twice, shame on me. Fulmy Three Times. Well, twice the shame on me, I can't believe I allowed you to fool me again. Fulmy Four Times, shame's back on you, actually. You're taking advantage of a vulnerable man here. Fulmy Five Times, where are we at with DJ Moore? Five Times, four times. Four. Five Times, shame on me again. I mean, I might be a vulnerable man, but at some point, you've got to take personal responsibility. Well, that's how that's probably stopped there, because that's how I feel about DJ Moore. Fulmy Five Times.

30:38DJ Moore, the best thing to happen to DJ Moore is AJ Brown. Because if AJ Brown didn't exist, everybody would be like, that's the guy who doesn't try in games, he doesn't give a shit. But AJ Brown showed up, it's not a reading books on the sideline. And now nobody remembers what DJ Moore quit in the middle of a route. DJ Moore literally, during a play, walked off the field. I've quite literally never seen that before. Incredible. Yeah, he's just AJ Brown with way better PR. And now he's on the bills. And it's like, oh, yes, that's the work. Is it better PR? Well, it's just quieter PR, I guess. It's just less PR. Has anyone been in more unexpected winner from the NFL recently than the guy who wrote that book that AJ Brown was reading? I know. Didn't it do well? Did it go into like, number one, and self-help that week? And I'm like, oh god, just Google AJ Brown book. I don't remember. Who was the big winner this week was Vrable? Should I go, man? Where's my, did I cover, did I cover all this? I'm like, no, it's with the B.Chamhouse. Sturdy is this thing. We had the great kid York email. Do we?

31:39I was going to say, after the York thing, Vrable's like, oh, yeah, that's. Thank god. Seriously. He probably planted it. Hired big DOM to go get this thing operation. And like, do you, do you, like, what? Yes. He did what? Do you agree about DJ Moore? Are you like, no, he's on the bills. This is great. I can't, it's funny because I'm like, why did we put him in the burn books so many times? It felt like this case. He said 1,000 yards once in the last four years. Oh, we got the notes. We got the notes. Thank you. Oh, thank god. Elizabeth. Thank god. I just, I just, Elizabeth Firm and everybody. She's literally an angel descended from heaven. Elizabeth is, she runs the, she's like, irresponsible for our live shows. And she bought this ham. So thank you to Elizabeth. We asked her to buy a ham for the show. That was crazy, Elizabeth. I don't know why we did that. How big is this ham need to be? And we said the number does not exist. Because you can find this thing is 10 pounds.

32:40I don't know what we were thinking. That was absolutely crazy. So you're right now sifting for it. No. I was looking for a question about, yeah, I'll find it later. Find it to answer your question about DJ Moore though. Like, I see this 100% because I told you guys, I was completely sucked in when I watched him play one preseason game and then he got hurt in it. And for some reason, I'm more concentrating on the part that he did before he got hurt. It feels like we're going to get burned again. Yeah. And yet, I'm like, this is, maybe we won't. Kind of good value at this late in the draft. Did you find it? Yes. So this is from Tyler. Tyler. Breakfast was a hot Italian sausage three Friday, sourdough, avocado toast, espresso. Woo. That's a lot. That's a nice one. Great way to start. That's a vacation breakfast right there. It is. Yeah. Gede York owner of the 49ers was allegedly, allegedly, arrested with $160 in cash in his wallet after being quoted by a lady of the night for 160 with a condom 180 without.

33:41Can you take $160 out of an ATM? Exactly. I suppose you can do 20s. Yeah. Yeah. I heard it. It's funny that he just didn't go to Hyundai. He's worth like $5 billion. I need exactly $160. And the internet is torn between a billionaire and not tipping a sex worker and tipping culture getting out of control. Oh, no. Where do you draw the line on who you're tipping? And she turns around the little screen after and is like just hit some whole new meeting that we're tipping. Yeah. Where do each of you stand hypothetically? Do you absolutely? You got a tip. What do you mean? You're a billionaire? At least go down with a modicum of class. If you had $320 in his wallet, they'd be like, you know what? At least, you know. If you're a billionaire, Rollin' Through East Palestine, Ohio trailer parks, you got to be rolling through that like Monsomusa. You got to change the local economy and efforts.

34:41You got a donating left and right. You got to change some lives, man. Officer, I was giving everyone a $200. That might actually be good. He's as good. Obviously he's hit it outcatch to everyone. It would have been fine. I love that he dressed like Adam Sandler for that. He was just like a big ass t-shirt and basketball shorts. Yeah, like basketball shorts on? Or like, like, joggers or something. Like it was a very casual outfit. Was that on his, was that his, that? It was in the police body camp footage. I watched that. I didn't want to get into it. That's where I was. I watched the body camp and I literally was like, all right, I'll wait a day and I'll just have someone figure out if it's AI or not, like 24 hours. I was like, dude, this guy's crazy. This guy's rich as hell. You can buy Jett York shorts now. Jett York mug shot shorts. That's a mouthful, holy shit. She went on slamislut.com. That's a great collab. That would be an amazing collab. Wait for the crossover.

35:42My God. I wish he was wearing those. Anyway, this is why I only seven women listened to the show. It's like, it's now four, I believe, three of left. Yeah, I was just going to say, come back. Please. I do love the idea for turning around with a little screen and just like you have it hit the 15% to 1,825. What do you mean you like the idea of that? I just like the idea that they do it. And then, you know, they turn, they turn the screen. They're like, yeah, you can hit one and it's time. It's like, I'm a swipe. Yeah, exactly. I did that. All right, we're talking about the fucking burn book. Right. We're wrapping up DJ Moore. I go to my next one. Rapping. Well, that's how much it costs with a condo. That's 180. That's good. 180 without. Apparently, do you have anyone else with a burn book crack? We've been talking about AJ Brown a lot. I do want to mention the now the top guy on the Eagles. Devon T. Smith, I'm like, what if it's just AJ Brown again? Like, I will feel stupid if I'm like, well, the talented receiver who I thought was going to be good is now gone out of Philly. Well, there's another talented receiver

36:43who I think will be good in Philly. With the same situation, different coordinator, but I'm like, if, but this guy's 170 pounds. This guy weighs less than me. Last year, week one, AJ Brown had one catch for eight yards. And it came in the fourth quarter when everybody was already like, I'm done. And I'm like, if Devon T. Smith, if it's the same thing, week one, I'm going to feel like a moron. That game, league one last year was like the combo of like, it was against Dallas. Yeah. Jalen Carter spitting on DAC before the season started. And then AJ Brown spit on us. It's represent. No, you're right. Devon T. Smith starts reading a book on the sideline this year. How quick till Jalen hurts his traded? I'm just like, I'm going to feel like an idiot. If he's just like, he's also bad and Jalen hurts his struggling. And I'm like, of course, it's just happened. Yeah. That's how I'm going to feel about Baytial Tutin. I'm doing it for you, Ivots. I know that you're people who are giving him shit for us to bring it up. Baytial Tutin too much. Tutin is the most. There's no player that better represents a player in the NFL.

37:43Week four, we're like, obviously that didn't work. Like, obviously that didn't happen. It's like a few. I think we invented the burn book because a few years ago, we had care makers coming off his tour to Kelly's for a week one in like round four. And then in week one, he got like three carries. I mean, one is the last time a fourth round pick, who's like, really hasn't done anything. We're like, this guy's going to be awesome out the gate. It's usually like a bucket year of ink that nobody expected. It comes out of nowhere. We're putting a lot of credit into two. You're taking a player that's never done anything resembling what you're taking him for. And then he just isn't going to do it. And then you were like, I don't know why I did that. Right. He could do it. In theory, it'd be cool. But just what I'm fixating on. But what if he doesn't? So we haven't seen him do anything. Right. You know, the more I think about this question, shouldn't the condom be more than 20 bucks? Right. That's like not a very big difference. It's not. The more I think about that, it's not upcharging. The condom was 160 without a condom was one thing. There was 160 with 180 without 160 with the condom.

38:44Yeah, sorry. I had that back. Well, I guess I don't know. Just doesn't seem like a big enough thing. Pay more. Just curiosity. You're paying. Which one is one? Which one's which? 160 with a condom 180 without. And the more I think about it, those products are not differentiated enough. Silence from the condom. I don't know what to say about that. So hold on. He texted some company and he was asking for the whole nine yards or whatever. I don't know. It was the service. He was corresponding with the service. Right, right, right. Yeah. I'm just curious. And then what was the other thing that they got him? They tracked his phone because they were like, they were like, to hack into service. Yeah. Do you see that the trailer park was like trying to distance themselves from it? The trailer park was like, we had nothing to do with this. Yeah, weren't they like, he was just stopping by I think. He wasn't. I have anything to do about it. Yeah, we don't know him. Anyway, yeah, Devante Smith's gonna hate Eagles. That's good. The last one I had here, just a burn book. I think just terms of like, how high you're taking them, the expectations when you take a player

39:45and then like, how quickly they're gonna make you feel fucking stupid. The Rashee rice third round pick after he rehabbed his knee and jail. How could we have seen this coming? It reminds me a lot of like, imagine if a player had like, I don't know, rehabbed his knee and jail. That just, I take it in the third round. Yeah, I will. Think about all the receivers ahead of him who rehabbed their knees anywhere else. And I did actually look up the jail that he was in. And it was, it's the North Tower jail in Dallas. And I looked up and it's alphabetical. So he's m to z. And I looked up, I found, It's like on Google Earth, what is this? Street View. No, it's on the Dallas County website, I found it. Dude, the facilities are lacking. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh my god. It's all machines. Yeah, no padded seating. No, there's nowhere to foam roll. Like is not like, telling you man.

40:46All right, that's fair. Any other burn book? Who are those lists are you the most afraid of? That is a good question. Jalen Waddle. Yeah. Yeah, the guy we hate playing for the coach, we hate. That's the guy I'm staking my league on this time. I would say Waddle or Davante Smith makes me nervous, but yeah. OK, we have to, I think we have to do a new segment here. So in the vein of the overcommitting to something from like one episode that we're realizing, maybe people didn't really understand in addition to the, in that episode was like three days ago. Three days ago. How many people hurt, and like, it's OK if you have not, but a few days ago while we were in person, DK said Cleveland's weather was worse than Siberia. DK went off on Cleveland. Destroyed it. And I've never been to Cleveland, I don't know. Never even been there. It just like, it seems terrible. Explain, please explain, because you were so angry about Cleveland. Late in the football season, it snows eight feet every fucking Sunday.

41:49That's all. So saying there, DK, after we, it's effective, but it's crazy. So after we live anywhere else in the world, anywhere else, you did say that anywhere else in the world. So then he went with Siberia. After we stopped recording, DK then admitted he had never been to Cleveland. So we're going to play a special game here, think of the fond of arranging this. We're going to play a game called Cleveland or Siberia. And we're going to have some photos, and they have not seen these, and I'm going to make them guess if it's Cleveland or Siberia. And if you guys are down, you guys can play as well. Do we have anyone from Cleveland? Yes, anyone here from Cleveland? This is very important. This is important. This is very important. I know that people here from Cleveland are going to be very excited. Please don't ruin this. Because DK, I just saw you. Anyone from Siberia? Is anyone? No. If you're from Cleveland, please stay still, because you're going to be amazed by what you see. So without further ado, could I get next slide here, Cleveland or Siberia?

42:53Oh, Christ. Wow, wow. Shit. Are those Soviet, Arab apartments in the background? Or Cleveland. I think this is going to be Siberia. I think they want us to think this is Cleveland, Siberia. Do you guys think that it's... Make some noise, you think it's Cleveland? There's the game inside. Make some noise if you think it's Siberia. Oh. This is Siberia. Yeah. We got it. But it supports your claim, DK. Yeah, yeah. Next slide. Beautiful. Ha-ha-ha. Hold on, I see a key bank sign in the background. Do they have key banks in Siberia? Who's that guy on TikTok who can guess anywhere in the world? He's a real guy. I always do that guy. This is Cleveland. That's got to be Cleveland, right? You guys, who thinks it's Cleveland? Who thinks it's Siberia?

43:54Sight-fuck. Yeah, it's Cleveland. That's crazy. Cleveland. Two for two. Next slide. OK, we're zooming in a little bit. Brutalist architecture. Interesting. That's... Wait. Wait, the flags. The flag. It doesn't look like the Russian flag, though, to be honest. Is it? What's the Italy? I doubt that's the Cleveland flag. Dude, this has got to be Siberia. Yeah, right. Who thinks this is Siberia? Who thinks this is Cleveland? This is fucking Cleveland. Get it! What's that? What is that? What is this place? Trick you because I cropped out the American flag. Yeah, what is this? The Rock and Roll Hall fame. Rock and Roll fame, yeah. Oh, I should have known that. Fuck you guys. Next slide, please. Cleveland does rock. Wow. That's got to be Siberia. What kind of bird are we talking here?

44:56I'm going Siberia. Final answer. This one's like very obviously Siberia, which means it's going to be Cleveland. It's Siberia. Does everyone else think it's very obviously Cleveland? Siberia? It's Siberia. All right, next one. This is fucking lake effect right here, baby. That's week 16. Steelers, Browns. You're proving my point right now. This is Cleveland. This is the beautiful waterfront of Cleveland, Ohio. Or the Kremlin, I don't know. Is it the Kremlin on a very cold day? What do you think? I'm going to go to Siberia. Siberia? Cleveland? That is Cleveland. No. I'm fucking new. All right, next slide. Don't worry. Football, that. That's crazy. Cleveland of Siberia. I mean, there's a Volvo. So I actually don't know what that means.

45:58Swedish car brand. Is that a Volvo? I don't know. Close to Siberia than America. This is, I mean, this is, I see, is that Ontario Street? This is fucking Cleveland. I get what you want me to do. All right, next slide. Next slide, fine. Whoa. This is good. This looks like more playable than the last one. Is that Cleveland? Oh, I hope to God. This is Cleveland. The most West Coast shit I've ever seen. They have no idea. This is Siberia. But I really hope it's Cleveland. What is it? This is Siberia. Oh, damn it. All right, next slide. This is the same picture, but in a different month. That's Cleveland. Yeah, Cleveland. Who thinks it's Cleveland? Yeah, it's Cleveland. OK. All right, like, I think we have one more of these?

47:00Two more of these. OK, it's a Cleveland. Is that Cleveland? Yeah, it's Cleveland. I craved for it. It's a lake effect. Oh, here we go. Oh, man. I've not seen a lot of clues here. This is Cleveland. Cleveland. Siberia. Who thinks Siberia? Who thinks Cleveland? It's Cleveland. Yeah. All right. Thank you, everyone, for playing Cleveland as Siberia. So DK, you're like, I won, right? You're kind of vindicated, I believe. Yeah, actually. The lake effect. Lake effect. It's probably really nice in the summer though, right? That photo with the hawk was crazy. What was it like in the winter? Horrible. OK, just be a snowbird. OK, you guys want to do some emails? Yeah. Ails. OK, first of all, sorry, I know we'd kind of really lead heavily to the making noise bit. But we do have to just start with some, we had to settle an argument.

48:00Can you make some noise if you think a showed is a taint? Wait, what? Who thinks a showed is like a short fat penis? Yeah. Wrong. The Trump thing. Young crowd tonight. Young crowd. All right. Wait, that was no one else thought it was a taint? We got one. We got two. There are dozens of us. Yeah. More people saw my wolf and Chernobyl algorithm post that thought that, OK. This is from, I don't know, so they wrote in cursive. So something, something. Irene? Irene? Yeah, Irene. Irene. Turkey Chomp's and Vanilla Latte. I don't know, Turkey Chomp is. Meat stick. I thought it was to get chomping at chomping his hand. Sounds. Yeah, that's good. Turkey Chomp. No worries. I love this question. Irene wrote, what's a great super bowl for a new football fan to rewatch to get into football? That's a great question. I mean, you're welcome.

49:00First thing that came to mind is Pat's Falcons. The comeback. I think in rewatch, I hate the fucking patriots. But I do think the right answer is the rewatchable's category. What's the best double feature? You really need to go Patriots Seahawks back to back with the Patriots Falcons one. Because I, like the giant speeding the Patriots is like. The game wasn't as good. Yeah, the giant speeding the Patriots is like the greatest moment of life. But the game's kind of suck to watch. If you don't have a storyline thing, you need to do a watch the whole season to kind of understand the context, right? The Patriots Seahawks game is that they ended up winning. Sorry, Malcolm Butler. Sorry, worst moment of your fucking life. They're playing. Yeah, you blacked out. There's a fly by your beach am. Oh, shit. They're fucking fly. Fuck the tracking. Shit. What are we thinking? Thank you to the beach guys. How did no one talk us out of this? Jack Wilson somewhere is like I told you. It's an it's attracting flies. I think the fly. It's like fruit. It came out of the ham. I don't know. But no, that and the Falcons Patriots one, because I remember halfway through,

50:03I have never been happier about all my Patriots since being miserable. Like I can't tell you how great it really was mountain the Viper as a sports game. I wrote like half an article about how great the Falcons were and then I was like, oh really? Oh really? Okay, fuck. Yeah. It's like, well, I will say I've really appreciated the Falcons for doing that because then people stop talking about Russell Wilson throwing an interception at the one yard line so much. You were DJ Moore. Thank God for AJ Brown. Yeah. I'm Brable right now. I'm like, fuck, yes. You're like York, York. He did what? That's way worse than me, right? Yes. He was wearing what kind of shorts? Slameless one? 160 bucks? This emails from Morgan who put their emails, shout out Morgan, putting an actual email. I don't want to talk to you. Their Millennial Banger is friends in low places, which I love. I don't know, is that a Millennial Banger? Elder? Elder Millennial? I mean, that's 90s, right? Straight 90s. Elder Millennial. Elder Millennial Banger. I think Jen X loves that song. That's my issue. Anyway, breakfast.

51:03You don't know what Jen X is, I feel like. Let me kill his Jen X. Continue. Well, Morgan's breakfast was two bowls of cocoa puffs, which I kind of wanted. That's wild. Anyway, Morgan, actual fantasy football question was, I'm picking 10th and 12th in a PPR league. Do I go running back, running back, even if there are receivers ranked higher? And I kind of, my short answer is like, yeah. I think so. Like you can. What you're saying, go do running back, running back or no? If you want, yes. Your life is just so much easier when you're two great running backs, even if you're like, well, Justin Jefferson's ranked higher. Who cares? Yeah, I do agree with that. The lesson every year is like, why are receivers deep? They usually is. And running back is kind of sad. Especially if you have a two or a zero league. If you have a three or a zero league, that's a little bit different. It's a good point. All right, this one's from J-Bone. J-Bone. Breakfast was black coffee and pro's ac. How level you out? Hell yeah. Like that. I thought it said, pork something. J-Bone writes, what is the worst fantasy loss of your life?

52:04Alvin Camaro-Christmas. Fucking crap. Oh my god. I will never forgive. I will never forgive. I was driving that day. I don't know why. Christmas day I was driving up to the bay. And I obviously wasn't watching the games. And I pulled over to gas station. I pulled my phone out and Alvin Camaro had six touchdowns. And I was like, what's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? What's wrong with that? Yeah. The best part about that is I think that was the first time you had it felt had week 17 on Christmas day. No, I think it was week 16. It wasn't so good. Wasn't it? I'm trying to remember you guys can correct me if I'm wrong. It was like a Thursday night game or something. So it was like, there was some traumatized man. It's like, yeah, what? It was like Camaro scored 60 points on Thursday. And we're just like, yeah, it was over before it even started. The entire Christmas to New Year's thing. You're just like, flock Alvin Camaro. I'm not grabbing up, boys. This is why, honestly, like I can't enjoy Christmas now. We've never talked about this. I should have done this as a take purge, but I'll do it now. Fantasy football is so much worse now that the championship is on Christmas.

53:04It's kind of not fun anymore. Dude, sitting, that's Sunday. I remember sitting down. I'm down 60 to zero. It's Sunday. I'm in the championship, but I'm just like feeling fucking miserable. There's no worse feeling. Make comfortable. Why don't I just even watch? I know I'm gonna lose. Shut up, mom. Leave me alone. Fuck your gifts. Okay. What? Let's crush this. Well, Sunday, I'm saying. Oh, yeah. Is it something your mom? To fuck your kids? What? Gifts. Oh, gifs. Jesus. That's a, that's not your. This reminds me, this is really random. I'm sure some of maybe three or four of you guys have heard this, but there was a random Australian person who was being interviewed and he was like, as a father, what would you recommend to new, like, new parents or whatever? It was like, stay away from the kids. And it was like, he was like, what? Stay away or avoid dickheads? Dickheads? You want people to stay away from the kids? He's like, no, dickheads. Oh. That makes sense. That makes sense.

54:05Makes sense. Anyway, Austin writes, breakfast, three eggs over toast and an iced ho, ho, ho, I wasn't going to get that. Thanks. Ho, G, Joe. Mate? I, I don't know. It's a type of, it's a T. Austin writes question from any NFL era, what team would have been the most entertaining to watch on hard knocks off season? And honestly, he answered it in it, which is, is it the 90s Cowboys? It has to be when Michael Irvin's dad just teammate in the neck and they covered it up. That's pretty good. During training camp, because he was sitting in his chair in the barber shop. 21st century edition. There's probably a, a Steelers team when it was like Antonio Brown, Levy on Bell, you know, Tomlin, James Harrison. If they, like, they have to do that as a podcast this year. Just get those guys back at a room. Big Ben has a podcast. You know what it goes on? Because they fucking lead through. Yeah. I've never listened to it. Uh, I haven't. No, it's called like, it's called like, football and with Big Ben, you know.

55:06But it has like, it's like football and A H. It's like the Pittsburgh accent. Get out of here. Mac if he kind of took that. Yeah. That's, yeah. What's this thing? What does he say? Well, it's like a Pittsburgh accent. It's like near Cleveland, you would have, you've never been there. Noah writes breakfast, Celsius, and a breakfast, Brito. What is with people at the Celsius in the morning? Yeah, yeah. Who drinks the energy drinks in the morning? A lot of people. Wow. What's the Celsius? I don't know what that is. It's an energy drink. It's like a monster. A monster? It's like a monster without the claw. You know, it's like a button. A monster you would take to like, I don't know. Classy mom. Around your mom. Classy monster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love the people who wrote the emails on the paper that makes me so happy. Noah writes, fuck Mary Kale, Mike McCarthy, Jim Harbarr, Liam Cohen. Oh, crap. I think we need to make it harder. Somebody asked me, somebody asked me on, we did a Reddit AMA the other day,

56:08and somebody asked if there was any coach that was just three kids in a trench coat, who would it be? And my first thought was Liam Cohen. I don't know why. He's just like, he got skinny over the offseason. I'm like, he looks too skinny. And he's like, he's pretty tall. What he does look like three kids. And he wears a trench coat. Does he? No. OK. What buttoned up? Anyway, we got to kill Mike McCarthy. Right? I don't know. Harb, I mean, Harba. Do you marry Harba? I don't want Mary Liam go. Jim, great question. Jim. OK. I don't know, Jim. Harba. We're not going to have Jim. Oh, damn. And now there's such a bummer. It's like we kind of went too far. Did your parents think the Roma debt? We got to get rid of Robo. Did you guys think that my dad thought of a I video of Roma doing the DAC warm up before the line test? My dad thought that was real. We're very close to the end. It's like the horse doing like a double jump and then a triple flip into the water. It's like, is this real?

57:11I watched that today. I'm terrified when I send somebody is this real. Oh, it's like the biggest thing now. Bill got got with one of those. He asked us about a Jaguar. Do it. What? What was it? Who was the alligator walked up? Bill started flowing for the Jaguar. The water and it stood up. Yeah. That's. Look pretty real. Because all the first ones are on the ring doorbells. Oh, my God. Anyway. What was the question? Fuck Mary Keele, Mike McCarthy. Harbaugh and Liam Cohen. Is this like a football coach thing or just like a life thing? It's up to you. What kind of marriage you want? That's what I killed Mike McCarthy. I killed Mike McCarthy. I'm going to spend your life with this man. I want to spend my life with Harbaugh. He feels like a good time. He's going to keep things interesting. We got chickens in the backyard. That's great. I'm just going to opt out of this. I'm not going to answer that question. OK, fine. I'll fuck Jim. OK. What a married Cohen and Kill. Yeah. I love the instant peer pressure shame.

58:14Who would you fuck, say? Fuck your coach. Fuck someone. I fucked Jim, all right? Fuck Jim? If his name was James Harbaugh, would that be different? Yeah, completely. I actually never, is his name James? I've never thought about that. I'll be over. Well, this is from Liz, the one and only. Liz Kelly, my wife. Is that right? Yes. Joe, who do you think would win an elite between our wives? This is what Liz wrote. Liz, Jackie, it's gimme. Well, Skippy's not here, so we can say whatever. And there's no way she can hear this. I think Jackie, because Liz does not listen to the show. No, I do agree it would be Jackie. I think Liz, after like two weeks, would be like, AJ Brown had won catch last week. I spent $45 on him. What the fuck is this? Why did you fucking tell me to do that? Also, she enjoys Sundays too much. She'd want to do other things, you know? I mean, that's fair. Liz's Millennial Banger was also temperature by Sean Paul,

59:16because she has great taste. We'll get to that. We'll get to that. We're getting to that very soon. All right. This is from... Yeah. This is from Jomi, another ringer employee. Hey, Jomi. J-Bone. Where are you? Jesus, Jomi. This is something. Jomi writes breakfast half a donut. Jomi's gone. Oh. Like, damn, he left halfway. Jomi, this is a fucking crazy question. Jomi wrote half a donut. His Millennial Banger is slippery with Migos featuring Gucci mane. Jomi's question is, would you rather your favorite football team have a Patriots type run where they win six or seven Super Bowls, or would you rather solve racism forever? Oh. OK. Well, is it six or seven? Seven is a lot. It's a lot. Seven is a lot of Super Bowls. You can theoretically be better. Seven is the record. You can be better than the Patriots dynasty. It's clear.

1:00:17Three Super Bowls, like, no, I'm a superhero. Yeah. Like, it's not enough. Once I start, when I need two hands down, let's get a little close. I'm solving racism. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're welcome. Take his one to crowd. I'm going to decline to answer this question like, DK. Yeah. No, I'll solve racism. I'm fucking Jim. Yeah, I'll fuck Jim Harboh. That's my answer. Yeah. James, you have to call him, James. James Harboh. No, I'll do it. No, it's okay. This is no name. Just two eggs with hot sauce. Sounds good. Some of our... Victoria. Thank you. Victoria V-bone. Some of our Victoria wrote, our friend is wearing a hot dog costume as punishment. For losing our league. Stand up. Hot dog, come here. Good for you. Give us a... Holy shit. Show me your wiener. What is it? Ask me about your wiener. Tell me about your wiener. That's slightly different.

1:01:18Yes. Hot dog guy has lost twice in a row. Please help her hot dog guy avoid a three-peat. Oh, yeah. Don't take any of the players. We talk about it. Okay. I'm going to get a three-peat. I'm going to get a three-peat. I'm going to get a three-peat. Okay. I'm going to get a three-peat. Oh, yeah. Don't take any of the players we talked about today. There you go. Yeah. Oh. Well, were you entertained anyway? Yeah. We're all having a good time. Look, we're out here solving racism. We got to... We can't do everything. We got to find the guy who did this. That's really... Yeah. And Victoria was like, give him a pep talk. The pep talk is... Life sucks. And then you die. You know, just be happy for today. What was it that Mike make... What was his last name, Daniels? Mike McDaniel. Noctaneals. I get... Once the coach of your team... What, yeah, once the coach of your team that just wants to... How many... How many Super Bowls does Mike McDaniel need to win until you don't do that?

1:02:18I don't know. You're talking about... I mean, my memory is... Lately, McDaniel just said, today's a great day because it's the youngest I'll ever be. Yeah. For the rest of my life, right? Fucking great attitude. Well, it's better than Miami when he was like one day closer... It's like one day closer to death. Positive...like...positive nihilism. Is there a better representation of the difference between like... Kind of like coming off Coke and you're like one day closer to death and being on gummies and you're like, youngest I'll ever be. He's like, walk out of Airwon. He's like, what? It's a sunny day. I look young. This is from Christine, one of the seven. Christine! He boasts. Yeah. God. Breakfast, great breakfast. Some kind of flavored latte made at home with peanut butter protein powder mix a strawberry yogurt. All right. Incredible. It's like peanut butter and jelly. That's good. I like it. It's a good combo. He's like, did you hear that? Guys, it goes together really well. It's like, you know, a jelly. All right. It's one of the classic all-time combinations.

1:03:19I agree. Goes together like... The argument there. Proteed powder and yogurt. All right. Christine, can you remind me how much a cloud weighs? Zero. Nothing. It's a fucking cloud. It's floating. It's a million pounds. It's floating. I put my life on that. The mass is one million pounds. No way. It's fucking no way. It's anything other than zero. If anything is negative. Probably. If it's floating, it's a million pounds. Well, the rain, it was the rain weight. Fucking nothing. Rain falls. I'm serious though. Clouds heavy and fall. How does it... I don't understand how it weighs a million pounds. Isn't it a billion? A billion. I don't... I forget too. I can't believe it's one billion pounds. A cloud. Every cloud is one billion. We should really do like a segment of like the facts that you just won't believe. Like, I was... There was a dinosaur documentary on Netflix that Spielberg produced. There's four episodes I watched the first one. In it, they talk about it in a pretty historical game. You did watch all of them. Well, I watched the first one. It was good.

1:04:19But I don't know. I learned a fact in there that at one point time on this planet, it once rained for one million years straight. And then it stopped. It rained for one million years straight. Everywhere? The whole world. The whole world. Rain. How do you... How do you check that? Fossils? I don't know. Yeah. I trust Spielberg. I think. I'm going to take him by his word. A million years it rained. So maybe Cleveland's not so bad. Even in Siberia? There are some facts. My version of that fact that you just... I just don't believe you. Is there... Like people... I've read this in many places that there are more QR codes possible than there are atoms in the universe. No way. Still fucking ways that that's true. Isn't there something like that with a deck of cards? Yeah. Combinations, yeah. You guys know the fact I can't remember it. Yeah. So 52 times 51 times 50 times 49 is more than atoms in the universe.

1:05:23There's no way... There's no way that that's true. It rained for a million years. I like how it's such a round number. One million years. Give or take a couple tens of mill... It might be a little more believable if we add in like a few other numbers. One million years it rained and then it stopped. You're right. It is suspiciously... One million and 17? It wasn't 952 thousand years. That was a million. Alright, next one here... Are we doing Millennial Bangers? Oh, yeah, sorry. What do you got? What do you got? Oh, yeah, no. I mean, fuck these labels. Oh, God. No, last one here. Jacob. Yeah, let's do it. Jacob. Nothing for breakfast. I had three slices of the tort pizza last night and that I'm still caring with me this morning. That's... In his pocket. I never gets talked about. It's true. How late do you have to eat late night food that's kind of breakfast? Yeah. Jacob writes, what's the best hot food eat cold or the best cold food eat hot?

1:06:25I mean, hot food eat... Pizza is pretty good. Man, it's kind of a... Oh, that's... Yeah, that's the classic. Classic answer. Some of the Chinese food Chinese food was great. Yeah, that's good. What's a good cold food eat hot? Ice cream. Cold food eat hot. Ice cream. I don't even know how it works. Hot cup ice cream. I can fucking cloud it. You can heat it up. Honestly, I call it... I mean, beach ham is pretty great today. Oh, cheese. But like, Jesus kind of... You guys want more ham? You barely touched your ham. Cold ham heated up. It's good. You barely touched Turkey. But... Not much. I don't know. This is a tough one. This is a tough one. Just a question, Jacob. All right. Get back to you on that one. Millennial bangers. I think we have to thank some people here. Oh, right. Sure. Thank you to everybody. I know all seriousness. Thank you to everyone. I know I just have ham in my hand and I just said it all seriousness. I just... Did you say good man with the hand? Yeah.

1:07:25Seriously? I guess, yeah. I guess the hand really takes away from the seriousness. But it all seriousness, like, thank you for coming. This microphone's going to be so goddamn greasy. It's the best part. It's the best part. It's the best part. It's the best part. I said smell like ham. It smells like beach ham. Beach ham. But thank you to everyone for coming. This is so awesome. Like, thank you to everyone for showing up. Thank you. Thank you very much. There are so many people that it takes to put on something like this. Like, I mean, thank you to Elizabeth. Thank you to Austin. Thank you to Nick Kiel. Thank you to Boob. Carly is Cameron. Charlie. Helen. Jack Wilson. Sarah Donald Nick. Everyone here at The Fonda. Woo! Thank you everyone here at The Fonda. Thank you to Verizon. Yeah. Thank you to the person who gave us a book on extreme ironing. Yeah, that guy and then all the cinema scratch offs. This was just fucking awesome. Thank you guys so much. We really appreciate it. Yeah. Yeah. Um.

1:08:25Yeah. We really, like it's the coolest thing ever to be able to do this. And it is actually mind blowing to see all of you like come out. It's the best. I don't think we would do the beach him thing again. But everything else I hope you had fun. Toss it like a bouquet. Yeah. Just like throw it once. We're going to smell like ham if you come and take the photos to be prepared. But with that said, I don't think there's anything I could say that we need to go out of. We need I need the chorus one more time. Should I leave my computer? It was walk out. Is it fun? That's great. Yeah. Cool.

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