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The Phone Jenks - Mean Bingo Volunteer

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The Phone Jenks - Mean Bingo Volunteer

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Time for another phone jakes with Joey and Lauren. It's Joey and Lauren. Let's do the phone jakes. We're pranking Chelsea who volunteers regularly at a senior living center. So we're messing with someone with a heart of hope. You're a terrible person. She loves the volunteer. She loves to do like their game nights bingo and checkers and I'm telling her she's rubbing it in their faces too much and she's taking it too serious and I accuse her of gambling. So that's what I'm doing today and it's the phone jakes. Hello. Hello, is this Chelsea? This is she. I asked if calling you Chelsea. Hi, my name is Mark. I'm actually one of the managers over here at a senior living center. How are you? Hey, I just want to give you call first and foremost. You know, I help kind of oversee a lot of the volunteer logs and everything and it just looks like you're one of our top volunteers. So I just want to call you to show my appreciation for all that you do and volunteering and helping out our residents. So it means a lot. Oh, that's so nice. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I understand you are a big part of our game night volunteers. You help out with checkers a

lot and bingo and some of the other stuff we do. And that's why I'm calling you. You know, we get feedback from a lot of our residents. We understand you're pretty good at bingo and and checkers. And that's one of your favorite things to do here when you come volunteer. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I love playing that. Yeah. A lot of fun. I don't know how it's to put this. I'm just going to cut right to the chase. I don't know why you think that, you know, rubbing it into our guests in our residents' face that you're good at checkers and bingo is a good idea, but we need you to kind of dial up back. So I'm sorry. So yeah, I mean, I don't know how else to say this, but you're too good at bingo. And some of our some of our residents are some of our residents are getting a little upset. They're like, oh, here comes Chelsea. Yeah. So from what we understand, you're you're getting a lot of bingos and you're letting all of our residents know about it. Hold on, hold on a minute. There. I know I hope I would bingo and checkers, but I don't know what you're saying right now. Okay. So I'm just going to read one of comments we got from feedback. This just looks like just

a couple of weeks ago. You came in to volunteers. That correct? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. This is one of the guests said Chelsea got a bingo. She let the entire table know about it by yelling bingo, bingo. I got a bingo. What am I supposed to do? Not get a bingo? Yeah. I mean, I'm playing along with everyone. So if it's B 52, apparently another person said whenever she gets one a space correct, she rubs it in my face. What do I absolutely do not? What do you want me to do? Lose on purpose? Okay. Well, I'm just wondering like, is this something you brag to your friends about? Like, oh, yeah, I went to the senior living center and took out all the people in bingo. You know, I mean, it's just kind of like a. I'm trying to help out and I'm just playing along. I have no idea what you're talking about right now. Well, I'll be honest as part of the management team, one of the things we're worried about is if you've got some extra cheese in the game, if you know what I'm saying, if this is some sort of, uh, this is some sort of money situation,

you get me not to volunteer anymore. No, no, no, no, no, we appreciate your time. I'm feeling very. I just, I just want to let you know about our anti gambling policy. And if all of a sudden, you're, you're making some extra dollars here and there. Excuse me. Are you accusing me of gambling at senior bingo night? It wouldn't be the first time we've had it. And I'm just wondering like, hey, if you, if you're looking for ways to make money, we can maybe have you on staff. But if all of a sudden you're trying to make deals to win at checkers or bingo, that's a difference. Okay. Well, well, hold on a sec. Hold on a sec. I just want to, can I just clarify some rumors here? There was a rumor. You did a handstand after one of your checkers wins. Is that true? Where are you getting this information? Listen, I, we have inside information. Obviously, we, you know, we've been reviewing security footage of what's going on. And we're just a little worried. If you're trying to make money off of bingo and, and checkers, this could be a whole other conversation. Will you let that go? That is not what's happening. Our residents are just trying to have a good time. And apparently some of them are feeling like you are the tiger woods of

checkers. I'm not enough. Okay. Well, hold on. We know that you love volunteering. You love bingo. You love checkers from your friend Natalie because this is Joey from Joey and Lauren. And this is a phone chanx. And there's no complaints about your bingo. There's no complaints about your checkers. Oh, yeah, you've got some underground, you know, checkers thing going on. And bingo, no, this is your, your friend Natalie wanted to set you up. She loves that you volunteer. And she's like, can you mess with it? Because we understand you do it a couple times a month and you're like a superhero. Of course, this is Natalie. Okay. Your morning start here. This is Joey and Lauren on demand.

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