The Owl, The Cat, Duck, and Kangaroo

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3:00The oil on the pussycat went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat. They took some honey, I'm plenty of money, wrapped up in a five pound nook. The oil looked up to the stars above and signed to a small guitar. Oh lovely pussy, oh pussy my love, what a beautiful pussy you are, you are, you are, what a beautiful pussy you are. Pussy said to the oil, you elegant file, high charmingly sweet you sing, oh let us be married too long we have tired, but what shall we do for a ring? They sealed away for a year and a day to the land with the boundary grows. And there in a wood a peggy wick stood, with a ring at the end of his nose, his nose, his nose, with a ring at the end of his nose. Dear peg are you willing to sell for one shilling your ring? Said the peggy I will. So they took it away, I'm a married next day, by the turkey who lives in the hill. They dined in mice and slices of quince, which they eat, with a runcible spoon. And hand and hand on the edge of the sand, they danced by the light of the

4:02men, the men, the men, they danced by the light of the men. The duck and the kangaroo, said the duck to the kangaroo. Good grace is how you hop over the fields in the water too, as if you never would stop. My life is a bore on this nasty pond, and I long to go out in the world beyond. I wish I could hop like you, said the duck to the kangaroo. Please give me a ride in your back, said the duck to the kangaroo. I would sit quite still and say nothing but quack, the whole of the long day three. And we go to the day, and the jelly boat, knee, over the land and over the sea. Please take me a ride, oh do, said the duck to the kangaroo. Said the kangaroo to the duck. This require some little reflection, perhaps in the whole it might bring me luck, and there seems but one objection, which is, if you let me speak so bold, your feet are unpleasantly wet and cold, and would probably give me the root mats, said the kangaroo. Said the duck, as I said on the rocks, I have thought over that completely,

5:03and I bought floor pairs of worsted salts, which fit my web fit neatly. And to keep out the cold, I bought a cloak and every day a cigar-ass smoke, all to follow my own deer-true love of a kangaroo. Said the kangaroo, I'm ready, all in the moonlight peel, but to balance me well, do your duck set steady, and quite at the end of my teal, so away they went with a hop and a bind, and they hopped the whole world three times right, and who so happy oh who, as the duck and the kangaroo. End of nonsense drilleries, they are in the pussycat, the duck and the kangaroo, by Edward