The Musers- 840; Chris Chris from Sales

0:00I'm Sam Slaton, CEO and co-owner of Sante Center for Healing. We're celebrating 30 years of transforming lives. Every day, families call us in crisis, and every day we show them that recovery is possible. If you or someone you love is struggling, Sante is here for you right now. Please reach out at SanteCenter.com. To the latest WNBA news, we have the shocking announcement that Commissioner Kathy Engelbert is stepping down. And on my personal list of potential replacements, I like Swin Cash. I also like, what's going on? Chris Chris, the overly handsome guy from sales. I have five George. Yeah. What a crack. Chris Chris. Just boom. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. What are you two homo say? Stop it. What are you two homo say? Stop doing that. You guys are still struggling on non-six figs per year like the chopped up.

1:02So strong enough. That's fine. That's fine. That's cool, man. We're doing the show. Hey, you guys keep working hard and pretty soon. You all get promoted to local sales, you know? Okay. Be up there with the Chriser. Yeah. Yeah. You guys still driving those economy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys still driving those economy boxes up here to work. Looking over, getting all jelly at my merks and BMWs and a jelly. Hey, speaking of cars, I heard you all doing a segment about like heaven. You guys never get your car parked up front and like a restaurant and stuff. Get out of the valets. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I'm always up front. I bet. I always pay the valets to put my Lambo right up front. It's so cool, man. You all you have to do is you slip. I just slip like a $300 bill and $300 bill. Oh, what? And then they put my, my, uh, Aston Martin Lambo up.

2:04Well, there's a combo. I didn't know that. You know, that way I don't have to walk too far because my legs are so sore from PR and at the gym. Of course, she's. You know, because every day is leg day for me. Every day. And all the other body day. That's what every day is all the other body day. You do everything every day. Everything every day. That's right. That's right. Because you know, because it's like so easy for me to work out just one muscle group. Oh my god, this isn't even taxing. You know? It's so great. Oh, dude. Oh, bro. Dude. Bro. Dude, what? Bro, totally. Dude, I forgot. I didn't tell you guys. I got kicked out of my gym. What happened? Oh man, they got mad at me because all the other patrons could only do cardio while I was there. And like the gym people were like, Chris, we love you. You know, you know, you make everyone's day here because you make so much money a year and you have three sums on your prom night and then every night ever since.

3:06And then. And we know that you have a really cool apartment that is better than any apartment than anyone that you ever graduated high school with. You know, you can afford more expensive things that are expensive than anyone other than Warren Buffett and like that Larry Oracle guy from Alison. Microsoft. Other way around. But when you come in here, everyone is restricted to cardio because you got all the free weights loaded up under the bar. Oh, you're lifting all of them. Yeah. So they're like, you know, I mean, we're proud of you, you know, because you're setting bench press records. Yeah. But we can only do cardio. And I'm like, no one else could live. I'm like, dude, I'm like, I mean, I'm like, you know, like what do you want me to do about it? Go up in blue origin space capsule again while having a net worth of well over all the guys I went to college with. Why are you dropping all this? And they're like, no, we don't want you to go up in blue origin space capsule again. I mean, that worth only other guys would come in with, even though your suit looks really good in because it really defines your broad shoulders.

4:08So well, the girls are sitting in puddles of rehearsal. But, but I'm like, you know, we got to work this out. So ultimately they were like, it's okay, man. Oh, wait, I thought you got kicked out. Yeah, yeah, but I got kicked back in. Oh, you were too important to them. Oh, dude, I forgot to tell you guys, I just got my pilot's license. Huh, you want to see it? Hold on, let me get up by wallet. Say it's your big wallet. Yeah, it's pretty big. Call my wallet. It's stuff here. I'm running out of place to put my money. But, oh crap. What happened? Hold on. Let me pick all this up. I dropped some Bitcoin on the floor. Well, you don't really. Yeah, drop some off. That's not physical. Let me pick up crypto. Hold on a second. Yeah, go ahead. Hey, look at that. Pilot's license, bro. Look at that. It does say pilot's license. Yeah, since pilot license, and then there's my picture that I drew on there. Looks really fake today.

5:08Hey, you guys got to come to the big party I'm having, bro. Where? I rented at the double A C for the next couple of days. For what? I'm having a few of my friends come in from Washington. That's you. Yeah, we're throwing a big party. We're all going to get up and speak. And this is your party. And we're going to get up and have a few beers and win midterm. And then we're all going to head out of my cigarette boat to Lake Lewisville. Oh, to have threesome with Sydney, Swaney and Sadie Carpenter. Man, I don't buy any of this. Yeah. You don't buy, man. You're out, man. You got to invest. I'm out on you because I'm out on you. I don't believe any of this. In fact, your buddy K. Ray Trum sales showed me a picture of the other day. You don't have a Lambo. In fact, you don't even have a car. You're taking a lime scooter that needs a charge to get down here every day to beg to be put back on the sales team.

6:09Because you got five or three months ago. It's a Lambo lime scooter. There you go. Through the ticker window. Into the ticker booth, Ryan. How's he look? He dropped all his $300 bills that have a picture of him shaking. Will your William Howard taffs hand of the Snellsville and on? Definitely phony money. Should I kick him a little bit? Yeah, just nudge him. Just nudge? Okay. I'm back, you evermore! I'm so midterm! All right, there he goes. Chris, Chris from sales. Never notice how the second you lock in your picks, you completely changes a person. Before kick off your chilling, relaxed. Maybe even a little bit bored. Then you lock your picks in. Now you're standing in three feet from the TV because somehow that's helping. You're googling weather reports from a stadium. Eight states away. And your screaming just throw it to him!

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