The Musers - 840 bit; Generic Youth Minister

0:00Addiction steals families, careers, futures. It steals lives, but you can still come back with help from Sante Center for Healing. Sante Center is successfully treating the disease of addiction for 30 years. Reach out to Sante today at SanteCenter.com. Cowboys kick off the season Sunday night against the Giants. And joining us now is we open the door and welcome into the studios. Our old friend, the generic youth minister. Come on in. Hey, haven't seen that. That's so good, man. I'm right on the mic here. You're talking about. I'm not used to talking to these mics. You know, you should have that little bit of Janet Jackson. I'm not going to run you. Garth Brooks, Leo, so good. Oh, everything. I'll tell you God is great, isn't he? Oh, yeah. It sounds so great in English to say that. You say it in Arabic. It sounds a little last transmission from the cockpit. You know, kind of thing. So that's kind of scary. But yeah, God is great and God is doing wonderful things, wonderful things that are church and. Oh, let's go.

1:00And hey, guys, don't you want to be cool? Sure. You want to be cool so you all need to come to church because we got cool events like Cowboys watching party. We're going to. We're going to. We're going to do it. It's going to be so cool. We're going to even like order some like cool pizza. Okay. Like that. Yeah, we're having a Cowboys watching party on Sunday night. And it's after the Sunday night service. And we're all rooting for Doc Prescott. That thinking. I thought he was a doctor. No, it's not. Okay. Yes. So that Prescott. We're rooting for him. We we're big Cowboy fans at our church. You know, we have all the t-shirts of like the secondary or what? Okay. Well, Caleb Downs, I think that's a big jersey now. I think t-shirts of the second year. Anyway, you know, we like Cowboy. We like Cowboy. Cowboy. Cowboy are good.

2:01And I remember I mean, I'm a cowboy fan from way back. George, you guys know this. Y'all know me forever. I mean, I was like, I remember rooting for like, dog boys, you know, like back when they had like red rocks. Robert Thomas and Biggie Everett McGyver. I remember these players. There was also like a, I think y'all are confused. I think it is Doc Prescott. No, it was. It was Dak-win. That's what it was now. Now I remember. Yeah, it was that. And uh, but it's so good. Hey, dog boys are back. Yeah, they are. Dog boys are back. They might be. I mean, I used to watch them back when it was Mance-ster and Zeke. They didn't play together. They were such winners. Remember that one year? You remember that one year when they won like three Super Bowls. Y'all remember that one year? Well, it was for three different seasons. And then the coach Jerry Jones, he was like yelling, how about all of them, Cowboys? Jimmy and those were the glory years.

3:02That's what I call them. But these are glory years too. Glory God. Glory God. That's what this is. And so, and I really like this year's team in particular. Why is that? Because we finally have a guy who is openly Christian running the defense. Well, that's his first name. He's not afraid to be called Christian. And, but you know who he doesn't have to defend? Jesus. Jesus was the OGOT. He's an offensive tackle for the Lord. And so, I'm glad that we have a good Christian that's running the defense now. You can look at it that way. So, I want you guys to come on out. I've already signed y'all up. Y'all are going to be appearing at our watching party. Well, Sunday night. We got a really well-restregating. Now, y'all are going to be there. And I want everybody to come to the watching party. Meet Dunham and Miller. It's going to be a lot of fun. And at the watching party, we're going to have like, I think, I have some.

4:02Or something. I thought you were having pizza. I thought I'd have a buffet there doing or something. We're going to do body paint. We got silver and blue. And we're going to do a raffle. We're going to do a raffle. This is interesting. We're going to do a raffle for some gold and some frankincense. And you know what else? Hmm. Mer. No. Uh, Chili's gift certificate. Oh. Yeah. I'm aware you're going with a marketing. That sounds like a blast. Anyway, anyway, but don't just come to the watching party. I want everybody to go to the Sunday service right before the watching party. Okay. We're moving it a little bit early where we can do the watching party too. So come to the Sunday services. Well, and I got a size. Can I size something? Sure. I just want to size. I'm. Our Sunday service is so cool. It is so cool. We do some really cool hip Bible verses. Got a drum kit. And we got our pastry walks around the stage with the headset mic, you know, getting crumped for Lord. I mean, it's so contempt. It really is really contempt.

5:03It's total fire. It's so vibe. It's so vibe. And we have a Christian rock band. That's good. George, you love that because you're into music and stuff. We have one guy up there, a thorn on a low-end tailor. And we have like a lead guitarist that's, you know, solo and pentatonic scales on some from the PRS SE line. You know, not the top one. But and then we have a rhythm guitarist now. Yeah. This is great. He's tentatively power-cording a classic vibe strat. You got a Bose PA. He's got the five-way switch permanently parked in that number two position. And yeah, we just sprung for the Bose PA. Oh, nice. Yeah. Nice. Can't wait. Yes. So you guys come on out there and hey, I want to announce that I'm also joined. I've joined only fans. Only fans? Only fans. Fans. Yes. A platform where you have people that pay for you to create family-friendly content. Oh, I've not heard of only fans.

6:03Who cares? We're good for you. Thanks guys. It's been a long time. It's a Sunday night. Yeah. See you there. Good afternoon. Yep. There he goes. The generic youth minister. Real sports fans, we are completely irrational. I'm not going to check my pick every five minutes. Sure. I'm not going to over-react to the first drive. Yeah, right. I'm not going to crash out in the group chat. Good luck, buddy. That's why I love having something on the line. It turns us all into complete lunatics in the best possible way. Suddenly, you're rooting for a backup tight end. You've never heard of because he needs 12 more yards. You're switching seats in the house so you don't jinx the quarterback because, yeah, that's logical. That's sports. That's what Underdog gets. It's not just about the outcome. It's about every second, every yard until the final whistle blows. Download Underdog to play Keep Your Million. Start with $1 million, make it through all 20 picks, and walk away with whatever's left in bonus funds.

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