The Great EscAPE! Ep46 – Crabs, Cramer and over leverage morons! (30th May 2024)

Sam (@SamBigHair) and Col (@HandedDiamond) dive into the wet and wild wonders of Wales with all the gusto of a hedgehog at a hedging convention. Between dodging crabs and frolicking in waterfalls, they plunge into the GameStop saga, armed with the apes' DD like knights with the Holy Grail of stock tips. Their admiration for Ryan Cohen shines brighter than a Welsh sunrise, while their scorn for Jim Cramer is sharper than a pub dart. Cramer gets roasted like a marshmallow at a beach bonfire, as Sam and Col gleefully declare the hedge funds well and truly stuffed, just like their sausages.

The Ape DD conspiracy theories are nuttier than a squirrel on espresso, and Sam’s stock insights hit harder than a Welsh wave. They weave in mentions of Taylor Swift’s towering 5'11" height, comparing it to the mountain of trouble hedge funds face thanks to the relentless apes and their meticulous DD. As they banter about financial faceplants and market mayhem, their humour is as refreshing as a dip in the Welsh sea. Whether it’s stock tips or sausage jokes, Sam and Col turn the market madness into a comedy masterpiece, leaving listeners both informed and duly refreshed to continue the good stonk fight!

As always, if you’re in it, you’re on it! This week's lucky people are:

@Malone_Wealth @TheRoaringKitty @Ryan__Rigg @magsonthemoon @jimcramer @ThePPseedsShow @Ordinary_Adam @ryancohen @Michigan_Ave @GavinClimie @noctis_research @Tesla @VW @diamondape69 @yaboynancy @themotleyfool @GameStop @615gh0st @itswooch @KatStryker111 @SphereVegas @PaulReiser @JoMaloneLondon @GwynethPaltrow @MMATNEWS @FINRA @kshaughnessy2 @jpmorgan @GoldmanSachs @WSJ @Citibank @taylorswift13 @McSqueezyTheCow @roaringpika @joeygallinal @SalMemeLord @AMCTheatres #Donny #2DudesDoingYourDD #Snatchcandles #MMTLP #MobileGeekStation #GME #AMC #Apes

Enjoy!