The Gayly Dose #59 “The Pink Show”

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4:05I remember everything and nothing at all. I'm waking up in a dream sequence but sometimes I can't see me in it. It's it's all millennial, are we? And you're a millennial. You need this album in your life. Welcome to the Gaili Does. You're weekly shot of pop culture, Dick jokes and general homosexual foolishness. I'm Maddie. I'm not a poodle and we're long times we're all friends and we're here to educate y'all even though we have little to no qualifications to do so still. Although today you just brought something up and I think we're qualified to talk about this. Oh, yes, especially because we've been Angelino's when all of it began happening. Yes. Poor Brittany. I know. Poor Brittany just got a resolution. Yeah, she just got arrested for a DUI in like sense.

5:06Where was it like Calabas? Ventura. Ventura. What else are you going to do? Ventura. It's a drunk. That's what you do. You can't get an Uber out there. Get an Uber. It's so expensive. We're apologizing for her. Not Brittany's fault. Also, it just seems like she just. She just, you know, getting her car and go for a drive after four shard nays. Oh, yeah, I don't know why, but why do I feel like Brittany Spears still drinks a sex on the beach or? Oh, no, I kind of look. I, you know, sex on the beach, sex on the beach. Well, I just saw that I think last week that she just sold her album. Yeah. The catalog for millions. Yeah. But it kind of makes me just having a rough time. You know, it's just idea blank. I don't know. There was a birthday. Yeah, with her book and everything. It's everybody talks about poor Brittany and why I just said it.

6:06And I mean it. I'm not, I don't mean this is it's what I think is not addressed. And this was kind of the problem of the free Brittany movement is that they were fighting for like the Brittany they knew when that was like 17. But not the Brittany with mental illness. Clearly has mental illness totally. I totally agree with you. And that like I had to y'all. I can't even follow her Instagram anymore. Because I just see her and I'm like, oh, this is someone who's not. But I think we can hold that Brittany in her 20s who was probably dealing with stuff. And also the music she made and the persona that was there, we can say that was kind of a construction. And then the one today and a couple of years ago, there's probably someone who kind of needs help and who needs peace. And she's still dealing with that. And I need someone to watch over her. Yes, really. Probably not her dad. The conservatorship wasn't really fair

7:07because it was her father. Yeah. If it was something else, it was something else who was more well-meaning that would have been a different thing. Yeah, even when I read her book, I mean, her book was I loved it. Michelle Williams. I still can't believe Michelle Williams read it in a pretty voice. It was so good. It was so good. But there was definitely a lot of. I do think like one side in this and kind of glossing over like she said, Adderall was our only drug of choice. And I'm like, honey, come on. I think it was, I think we need to just see her as, this is someone who was obviously her experience molded her into growing up as a child star. And it's a very lonely existence, honestly. Yeah. And but what a what a pop star. You can't, you know, probably the greatest pop star of the greatest female pop star. In a long year. Yeah, for sure one of the 2000s, for sure.

8:08I. I. I don't know. I just I don't know if Brittany is long for this world. I was just going to say that I'm worried we're going to use her. I do too. Yeah. Great when it started off the show. Yeah. I'm glad you said it. I didn't have to. And I was actually going to, I was just about to say it. And then you said it. And so I don't feel as bad. So you throw me under the bus. Thank you. Thank you for being the sacrificial lamb. I needed this morning. Whatever you need me to do. None of that matters. Because it's time for the word of the gay. And it's something I've been thinking about. That's last week. I think you've been doing more than thinking. I'm just going to say it. Oh my God. Sorry outside. There's just it's it's very windy and papers. Papers just like blew up my like a fucking mag. Oh yeah. Yes.

9:09Just watching the beauty of a plastic bag. Yeah. Maybe you're a plastic bag plastic bag plastic bag plastic. Do you have a field like a plastic bag like a plastic bag? If you have never seen it, go right now and and find drag queen. Maybe you're a plastic bag. It's something you didn't know you needed. It's one of the funniest things. Maybe you're a plastic bag plastic bag. And I believe she's dressed in a whole thing of plastic bags. Oh really? What a stupid lyric. Do you want to think about it? Have you seen before you talked about the word? Because this is also we talked a little bit about her on. I forgot what show we talked about. How Mikey Meeks is the moment from real drag race and how she was on Drew Barrymore. Did you see the video of where she lip sync to don't reign on my parade, but she did it the Lee of Michelle version and the whole time she did it that she couldn't read the lyrics. That's genius.

10:09It's I'm obsessed with Mikey Meeks obsessed. I'm obsessed with her and Jane don't either of them don't win. I'm over it. I'm burning things down. They're they're on a whole different level than everybody else on the fucking show. Let's move on to word of the gay. Today's word of the gay is overalls. It before y'all get scared. It's not park overall. We have talked about her very much on on our podcast. Celebrated comedic character actor park overall. We love her very much, but that's not who we're talking about. It's a poodle. Overalls with us. Southern accent. We're talking about Rob Rouse who won the trade the one the traders who played in a macular season to be honest. That dumb girl who was so shocked. I'm like, what are you to be fair? She was digmatized and the fact that he took her all the way through and he needed exactly to do to convince her at the very end

11:13and he did it even though Eric was telling her, you're a fucking trader and she couldn't believe it because he had portrayed himself as this good old boy for so long and he's so ridiculously good looking. It's painful. Anyway, him and those overalls and those cheesy snake tattoos. I don't care. It's working for me, those blue eyes and just the way and when he would pull his arms up and it was such a power move and you would see his armpits and it was this kind of like country boy that you would remember doing that and took you back to your sexuality. I don't know if this is much about everybody. This might be specific to you. I think all the women remember their sexuality blooming. Sorry, poodle. I can't do the pod today. I can't. You'll have to do it alone. Calm down. Today is my birthday and I have absolutely nothing to wear.

12:13Nothing, my closet is full and I have nothing, nothing. Okay, stop singing. Your closet is full of things you bought impulsively wore once and then emotionally abandoned. Those are not clothes. Those are receipts. Accuracy is not helpful right now. I'm at a loss, poodle, which means I'm asking you for advice. Help me, poodle one Kenobi. You're my only hope. You mean hope. I was right the first time. That's fair. One is your birthday and this is the one day that I have to be somewhat nice to you. Last year you peed on my front door. It was more about christening. That's a nice thing. But girl, have we learned nothing? You need to get your new birthday wardrobe from Quince. Oh, yeah, Quince. Good idea, but remember, I can't spend my entire rent on clothes. That's the beauty of Quince. It's affordable and looks at the same time. Light wig cashmere sweaters. Short sleeve Mongolian cashmere polos. Which, by the way, are going to make you look chic without even trying.

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14:15I love my 100% Mongolian Kashmir sweater from Quince, but I bet the polos have the same cozy feel. But with the cute short sleeves, it shows off my arms. Oh, your arms? Yikes. I mean, you do have very proportionate elbows. Oh my God, look at me being so nice right now. Who am I? Well, if you keep saying it, then you know. And just like me, Quince is nice too. They only partner with factories that meet rigorous standards for craftsmanship and ethical production. It's not fast fashion. It's clothing that means something. Okay, I'm convinced. I'm going to have the best birthday outfit. Obviously, you have me guiding you. Now, stop over complicating your wardrobe. You don't need a closet full of options. You need a few pieces that actually work. Birthday Maddie is going to look incredible. Acceptable. Let's go with the birthday Maddie will look acceptable. And with that, I'm done. My nice Sarah is completed. You're not getting that for another year. I figured. Well, Sissy's, you can go to quince.com slash reality gaze

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16:18Oh, okay. He's handle snakes. He's had a lot of videos before. He was on Love Island too. But he's just got a regular house. And did you see the video of the woman bringing his McDonald's, the Uber eats person? And she's like, can I take a picture, Rob? And brings it to him and click. And the camera turns around. And it's fucking Rob Roush in those overalls getting his McDonald's. And now I have. Anyway, this you need to get it done. I really do. This kind of country boy has taken over. He's been on talk shows this week. And it just shows you what for I think a lot of women and gay guys, he's kind of this masculine but non-threatening straight man, kind of quiet. And do you think women will ever date him though?

17:20Like meaning like, are you kidding me? No, no, no, he has a girlfriend. But he's not announcing who it is. Oh, because I'm bringing it because obviously that he's playing a game, this is a game. But I imagine if you're a trader and you win, it's hard to like, now you're branded as someone who's duplicitous and can lie. No, it's a game. I know, I know, but I feel like don't you feel like. That's a reality TV thing. Like villains and reality often be, they it's really hard for them to break out of the villain thing. But then he wasn't a villain though. Even though he was a trader, that's the thing. He was saying, I got to do this to win this game. And he convinced me. He wasn't a bad person. I don't think you needed much. Didn't really, again, your videos are done. You are going to apply to the traders. But, no, I'm going to be, I'm going to be a bad person. I will never, I will never have the kind of aura of a rob. No, I'm going to be a fucking Grimland.

18:22But I mean, if they hate me, I'll they're going to hate you. But I'm telling you, if there's a rob, we need to give you a pill or like something. If there's a rob, I'm fucked or something where you can shock yourself. Can I just have put like, I don't know something? We need to go into training. If I'm accepted for the show, we need to do, go into hot guy a version training. There we go, because there we go. If there's a rob, I am done. I'm just going to like, if Rob, if a rob walks in, I'm just going to grab a lily from out and coming and go, that's so long, it's been nice to know you and just pass the fuck out. I'm dead. But y'all also, besides that, he has recorded an audio erotic story called the snake handler. And this has been in social media. I've heard. I'm talking about it in whispered tones because it requires it. And I haven't seen it. I haven't heard it. I think you have queued it up now. I think I did. Let me see. And so I'm going to ask you to watch it.

19:25Okay. And yeah. Okay. I can replay it in my brain because I maybe have watched it about 50 times. All right. Okay. Hey, oh, erotic. Okay. There's music. Always be text-used. There's electric guitars. It's beautiful. Keep your eyes on me. Tell me what you want. Oh. Good girl. Good girl. Good girl. A story about this guy named Alex. And he lives on an animal sanctuary. This old girl is an animal. He loves animals. He helps her out. Oh. He gives her a hand. He gives her a hand. His car breaks down. Or two. Or penis. Listen to the snake handler. Only unclean. When I say that there was a wet spot on my chair. Okay. I kind of get it now. I've never been into him. When I watch a trader. There's something wrong. You need to reexamine yourself. No, it's just.

20:25I was it. I was like. But. His voice. The way he does his voice is pretty sexy. He's going to orient him. I don't know if he wants it. But I think he probably will do it his way. Um. But. Yo, if you haven't seen this clip. Wow. You. When he says good girl. I. What did it? It was good girl. It is the spontaneous gushing that happened. Boy. Audi. Erotica is making a is having a moment. I think it's been for like a while. No. I mean, I think with heated rivalry. And it's like. Oh, really having a moment. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think he'd rival. He's erotica. It's romance. Technically. I don't know. I've read the book. It was pretty erotic. I mean, literally she talks about. She's like, and buckets of semen poured out of his. Wow.

21:25No. Yeah. Maybe I still think I could do that with my, with my, um, with my curling auto, my curling erotic stories. Curling, dueling brooms. Oh, dueling brooms. I don't know if you could write it, but I don't know. The only problem with you writing it is that you can't take audit. You can't take erotica too seriously. What do you mean? Well, because you take things seriously. And I could see you like writing, being like, well, with the come, you would obsess over three days. You were like, how would the semen shoot out of his penis? And you would obsess over it? Yes. What's wrong with that? Because half the time they use kind of the same words. Well, I won't. Well, erotica for erotica people. It literally talks about, uh, I don't remember the character's name, Scott. Oh, yeah, it was Scott and Kip. Literally says, uh, Kip like put his legs in the air and Scott spat on his hole.

22:28It's right. Or yes, they're talking about spitting. They're talking about all of it. It is a right. Maybe you should write some, but I don't. Do you think anybody would want us to read it? No. Absolutely not. I'm not the voice. Because I like the guy I am too. I was like, then he, then he pulled back his arm and he, he just skewered him right there. And you'd be like, that doesn't make sense. No, I don't think. And then, you know, it needs to be Rob Roush. He pulled his hands down and he took his wet finger and he put it in his poop shoot. Yes. Your, your list would give everyone an instant. That's true. You would start talking about sex and then you'd start whistling like gomer pile. With my, with my, with my whistle to your whistle. Yeah. Like the gofer from, you know, we need a poo. Okay. I get it now. I think this Rob's going to be a big thing. God. Wow. Every straight woman in every gay guy is like, whoa. Yeah, he's hot.

23:28I get it. Let's move on. That's, and the over the, the overalls to the, oh, God, it's just, it's like, it's so, it's so not, um, it's so not put together in some way, but also so intentional. I, you know what I think too is you come from a family where, I mean, I know you have extended but like, your mom and your dad had both like. Work, or else, white color so for me, overalls like my grandpa wore them. My dad wore it. Like, it's too close for me. like, I don't want to, I don't want you to bang me in the overalls. I like the voice and the good old boy and the tattooing me in the overalls. I'm in for all of it. Yeah. Down. Yeah. But, but if you smelled like old marble, marble cigarettes and mountain dew, I probably would be into it. Wow. Let's move on. And that was today's where the gay, that's definitely been a lot of sissy's hearts and their loins. New segment alert. Now, I did not, you, you came up with this

24:37new segment, but as well, I asked you, is this possible to use again? And you said, why do we have to do that? And I honestly say when I come up with anxiety, read it, I try to come up with things that we can use again. Okay. I do. And you went, that's never been an issue. Okay. I brought several new segments back. Well, I think we could use this one too, y'all, because this new segment is called hashtag two soon. Two soon. We're talking about, I'm very sad. I know you weren't into it, but I adored, I definitely won't watch it. Yeah. Now, what's point? I adored Pomeroyale. It was canceled this week by Apple TV. I will say, actually, you can tell when they made the finale this last season. I knew they weren't sure because when they did it, I actually thought this feels like a serious finale. So you're actually not left with a cliffhanger or anything like that. I don't think they knew because they, they were making sure they were covering their bases.

25:41Well, they knew they weren't being picked up. They didn't know they were canceled. Yes. Oh, they weren't picked up yet when they were filmed it. That's what I'm in. Right. But they were it feels like a series. It does feel like an ending. Yeah. So I still say watch it and it feels complete. It does not feel incomplete at all. But it brought up. And you were like, even as I started bringing up them, bringing these up to you, all this trauma. Yeah. Oh, all this trauma we had of shows that were canceled too soon. And we're not going to get to all of them. But let us know on the comments what are shows that were canceled too soon that you're still missing. I think one of the first ones that I, I ended up watching the movie and watching it later. But and the movie helped. But I remember all of my nerd friends when Firefly was came. That was a huge deal. There was campaigns. Oh, you only went for one season. And the fans never gave up on that show ever, which is in turn, it's how they got the movie about it actually. Yeah. Anyway, I know you have some things to hit for you. This is a part of

26:48this is going to be controversial. A rest of development. One of my favorite shows of all time barely survived cancellation for three seasons on Fox. They were, they tried to kill it. Fans said no. And it barely, the show is absolutely brilliant. I think about it all the time. I still say things. I think even a segment, segment came for this is her to do me have a segment called her. Maybe I, maybe that's a new segment. I want to include it. It's, it's probably one reason why Palm Royale's to when you have this type of star power on a television show. It's a very expensive or should a Rossi Jason. Hey, man. Hey, man. Thank you. Mm hmm. Uh, uh, uh, I'll, I'll, uh, uh, Jeffrey Tambor, even though he's a piece of shit. Um, lies and alley was famous. Like an alley. Yeah. Also, just people didn't get it. It was way ahead of its time, uh, for what it was trying to do. And also if you watch it only went three seasons,

27:50then it went to Netflix and got like all the other seasons. Uh, don't watch those y'all. You just will long for the previous stuff. They're not good. I saw some of the original one. It's fine. You, you really need to go a deep dive. I watch the whole thing. It is primo, but just the writing and the callbacks of things. You can watch like the last couple episodes and it'll be callbacks of things they did in the, like the first couple episodes, which I really appreciate. It's, um, just so, so wonderfully crafted. Um, uh, another one for me, my so-called life, one season, one season, but people our age still taught it back. They still talk. Yeah. Jordan got a lot of years still talk about that show and what it did. I just can't look crying. That was when we first got our, our, our first, um, uh, Claire Dane's face. Claire Dane's crying face. Yeah, she's still going. She's still going.

28:52And now she's been using it for years and, uh, another 90s show, well, late 90s, but freaks and geeks. I do remember, uh, when, you know, because there was, that was Jetta at Pateljang's Franco. Yeah, Seth Rogen star power. Um, that only went on for one season. That's crazy. And it was so, it was so praised. It was, um, it was, yes, it was, well, that's part of this is that there's some of these, like, I didn't watch this show, but deadwood on HBO was considered one of the best television. I, I, I, I want to go back and watch that. It was like in McShane. I never watched it when it was on, but it was like the Game of Thrones of that time for HBO. Carnival was similar. Um, oh, yeah. You and Sissy loved that show. Uh, and it was canceled. I think after two or three or one, pushing Daisy's kind of was a show that I loved because it was all magical realism. To be fair, the first season of pushing Daisy's, to me, one of the best seasons of television. Close your eyes, exhale, feel your body relax,

29:57and let go of whatever you're carrying today. Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts in time for this class. I got them delivered free from 1,800 contacts. Oh my gosh, they're so fast and breathe. Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry. Namaste. Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order. 1-800-contacts. Season two, they started changing the rules a little bit about who he touched and then they didn't die and the dog could live and then some other things. It kind of went awry, but it really hurt me when that show was canceled because I loved it. It was such a beautiful, it was visually stunning. It was very pretty. I, I showed that I a little, it wasn't huge, but it, I, again, it had hilarious star power, but I love GCB or good Christian bitches. That was on for season. Oh my god. It was like two, but like it was like Christian

30:58Channel with the Zenit. It was the wrong time. It was the wrong, I think it was the wrong time. This Christian Channel with the Zenit, Leslie Bibb was in it and people, people freaked out about it calling good Christian bitches. That was, that was, that was, that was, that was, I think that's what hurt it. What's her name? 2012, 2013. Miriam Shore. Yes. I love Miriam. Marisol Nichols. It was a great show. Miriam Shore played, even though she's not, plays a lesbian like nobody else. No one else. No one else. She was great. The other, you never watched this. I don't think, but the O.A. from Netflix. I loved it. I never watched it. It was really wild. It was just, it was kind of brilliant and it was just the stuff they were doing with like time, but also it was laughable when they were doing the things with their bodies. But I kind of loved it still and I, that's a show I need to go back and watch. I think, I'll watch that again. I know it. I want to go back and watch. I also,

32:05I would actually love this show too, but I know it, but a lot of people were upset happy endings. I remember when that show was great comedy. That was a great comedy. And we, I think we mentioned don't trust the B before we started. I never watched that show. That's great show. You know, gay people were upset about Sense 8. Because, you know, they watched that, right? Or the first season, because it was gay, it was gay stuff. God, you'll watch anything with gay stuff. I will, I will watch anything that is gay and Ryan Murphy. I'm finishing the beauty, y'all. I don't care. Is it bad? It's like everything. It kind of started out promising and it's, it's going to shit the bad. It's going to shit the bad. Um, yeah. He always lets me down on that note. I think that ends our segment, but let us know if there's any shows that you canceled hashtag too soon, hashtag too soon. I don't come, coming around to it. Let's, we'll, we'll think about it. I like it. It's done. We've already done it. I might allow it. All right, y'all. Let's time, let's find out Poodle. What's

33:11you got to? He's still my, I'm not a millennial. I'm in the, like, I mean, you're dead. Thanks. I'm on the very, I'm in like a, the very edge of Gen X. And so are you, you bitch? So, don't you do that? Well, we're actually, I really relate to Xaniel, what they call it. That's where we are. Um, but Hilary Duff's new album came out this week. And I've been listening to it. No, and stop. Y'all, if you were a millennial, if you watch the hills or the Laguna Beach and you remember the Hilary Duff phenomena, uh, this album, uh, love, uh, or something or luck or something. Look, look at that. Let's go. Right? No, it is luck dot dot dot or something. Oh, okay. And it's incredible. It's very millennial. She's, she's reflecting over her,

34:19and the single mature came out a while back. We talked, I think we talked about. Yes, I'm like, talking about, she's up, she's up your rage. And it's a reflection on, you know, she's got a couple of kids now. She's married to that guy who's a musician Matthew Koma, I think, is his name. But um, she's, she's kind of moved into motherhood and she's like kind of reflecting back on what 10 years has meant with now, she's a mom and she's like, when there's a song called adult size medium that I've been playing like on repeat. And it basically, she's like, I'm getting into it. It's this adult size, I mean, she says, but the 20 year old me is still inside, I think. And, and then there's the thing, the chorus has me in a chokehold. It says, was it a sip of wine or apparel? Um, I remember everything and nothing at all. I'm waking up in a dream sequence. But sometimes I can't see me in it. It's all millennial, are we? And

35:24existent. Oh, you're a millennial. You need this album in your life. And you're looking around, you got two kids and you're like, how? Where? I was just 20. This album is for you. It'll put you in your feelings. I love thoroughly enjoyed it. I just, I love her. I'm, we have, I think we've mentioned before. She made that, that don't say that. So gay commercial years ago, and nobody was talking about, she's an ally. We love her. And I just want to remind you, you are not a single mom who works two jobs with two kids, Poodle. I know that's what you do it. Okay. It's all the matters. All right. Check, check the album out. Look, dot, dot, dot, or something or something. Okay. What are you into? I'm into something just as gay or probably gay or this week. This film came out a while ago, but it's never been released. But finally, on March 1st released on HBO Max, the documentary called Bob Mackie colon naked

36:31illusion. Uh-oh. It's good. It's, it's, what's gay about it? Because it's just Bob Mackie. It's fucking share. Well, yeah, talking about Bob. It's burning dead Peters. It's all so they're interviewing people. Carol Burnett. It's all these people talking about the, the amazingness of Bob Mackie, which we don't need to go into that. But I think what is what I love about the documentary? It's, it's nice that it's inspiring to see a man who was, you know, an out gay man at the time was at the top of his field. And he was celebrated by people. I think a lot queer stories that we hear about, yeah, especially back like Andy Warhol that people are dead, people like had a, they had these horrible. And, but here's this person who is still thriving, still creating, still a beautiful artist putting out wonderful and still relevant.

37:31Stars are still, I mean, um, Miley Cyrus, just like here, go worry on the red carpet. So, anyway, if you just need, it's not going to be a documentary. Obviously, that's just going to make you be like, but if you just need something to, you don't, you don't need that all the time. Yeah. If, if you want something that's inspiring and uplifting, highly, highly highly recommend on HBO, HBO docs are killing it lately because my recommendation last week was murder in Glitterball City. I watched it. It was very good. Wasn't it great? It was great. And I'll love she like that. But it was, you know, I was great. They did it in two parts. And that was it. We didn't know four fucking parts of this bull shittery just leading us on and on. Tell us about documents. I, y'all, if you want me to watch a six-part documentary, no, thank you. I'm not. Also, I think it was, it created, we really let us see the community. And we got the color of the community and where, where this came from. And my sister-in-law

38:36want to go to that, we want to go to that festival now in Louisville. Yeah. So yeah. Anyway, I'll have to check that out. What's the name of it again? Bob Mackie Colton naked illusion. Naked illusion. You called me in college. You can't save it, boys. Yeah, but we can. We can't. That's your illusion. We can see your pecker hanging out. Jesus. I can say, tell you. All right. I'm going first. I'm bound. All right. Now, are you? I am. I got to say, y'all, if you're not watching pink on this week's Kelly Clarkson, because she's for this week. She's guest hosting. You are missing out. Now, there's rumors flying that pink and pink will not rumors. Pink is actually said, I want the job. I'll go. That is so refreshing. I love that, too, that we're not in secret talk. She's like, I want it.

39:36There's, I mean, pink is already pink. I love pink. It's a person. I love her personality. She's incredible singer. I think she's because I watch it. I think she's a great interviewer. Honestly, that's what I was going to ask you. That's what I was going to ask you. I love Kelly Clarkson. I don't necessarily love Kelly Clarkson as an interviewer sometimes, because she's bad about getting excited about something and interrupt people, which is very real. But it doesn't maybe make you for the best getting the most from the other person. Well, I mean, hosting one-on-one that I learned back in and just when you're hosting or asking the questions, you talk less. Yeah, it's a mystery. Yeah. Yeah. So, but I think pink does a bit of a better job at that. Good for her. But also just it be called the pink show. I guess so. Again, that's what they call you in college. There's a pink show. I'm winking at you.

40:37But it's not us. She sang this duet with her daughter. I did see that. Her daughter. You know, you would love. So, what pink is doing a lot, her daughter is a raving musical theater nerd girly. That's her daughter's dream is to be on Broadway. So, like she, they did a thing with a rat time that's playing the Lincoln Center. So, there's a lot of Broadway moments. She sang a duet with Shashana Bean, who's a Broadway star. I'm enjoying it. I'm very excited about and the fact that also I just want to say it's, you know, that voice, it's it's hard to be a host and be yourself. Yeah. And also carry a show and be in charge, but still maintain this air of, especially talk shows of just the authenticness of you. And I think pink, pink handles it wonderfully. So, anyway, that's what I'm into or that's what I'm bowing down to. Poodle, are you bitching or bowing down?

41:38I am bowing down and also kind of bitching. I'm bowing down to us. I'm bowing down to us. I'm bowing down to us on the galley dose. This doesn't feel self masturbatory at all. Listen, why? Last week, we did two, we kind of did two things. You did, um, uh, there were two sketches on Sorry at live. Um, and one of them was the door handles. I bitch about door handles. And you got really agree too. And there's a whole song about door handles. I'm saying, I'm putting out there that sire not live writers are mining our show. I think they're mining our show. I agree. What was there's our money? The other one was, I should have written this down. But y'all literally the song is about these girls are like, we're going out. We're having fun. And then they're like, I can't get out of the car. And they're like, how do I open the door? And it's just them looking for the door handle. It's funny. We talked about every time I'm in a car,

42:42I just claw at the door like a wounded animal trying to get out. It's like they, I'm telling, I agree. I think they listened to it Friday morning. They went, hey, we've got an idea. And they completely so I'm bitching about setting night live and I'm bowing down to us. I love that. I love that. Did you remember the other one? There was another one they copied us too. Yeah, I can't remember it though. That was another one. It was another one. I didn't run it down. So with honor story and heated rivalry. Was it something to do with gay wishing whales? No. No, it's not. Well, riveting. That's the show now. No, you have yours. I already did mine. Mine was pink. I bowed down to pink. Oh, that's right. I'm ready for on it. It's on. It's windy. And you need to get banged because Rob Rouch has sent you over the edge. That's true. That's true. All right. So that's the show everybody. Thank you all so much for

43:46listening. Happy Friday. We got through this week. You can leave us a review at Apple Podcasts or Spotify. Follow us on Instagram at reallegase podcast and on TikTok and Blue Sky reallegase pod. And if you want to hear more of us, check out our recaps of all trash TV available on this feed. The love is blind. Reading episodes have dropped and the reunion will be dropping next week. Reminder, we do not get a screener for the reunion. So the episode will be out as soon as possible. But because we also are dropping 10 episodes of secret lives of Mormon wives, which we're very excited about. Yes. That will, uh, we're going to give us a little time to get that love is blinded out. Secret lives of Mormon lives will drop exclusively on YouTube. It's going to take a little bit more time to drop, uh, or exclusively, I guess, more at first on the YouTube. Yes, the YouTube. And then we'll drop the audio up pod episodes for a couple more days later. If you're on RG Plus, you're going to get all the episodes at once too. But we just on the main thing, we've got commercials and things to do. So we can't drop them all at one time.

44:51But tell everybody about the galeedos. And if you've got your secret lives of Mormon wives, girlies, tell them about our recaps. Because if you don't tell your friends about us, then how are they going to know about us to listen to us? Get yourself a dirty soda and watch it with us. Y'all, that was your galeedos for the week. And congratulations. You made it through another one. And wow, what a week it was. Um, why do we get what? So this weekend, I don't know, disassociate. That's what I say. This is it. This is associated and listen to Hillary Dove. Yes. Good album. It's a good album. And go, go handle some snakes, but I'm not talking about a real snake. If every single one of you doesn't, doesn't Google this, just him saying good girl, it's worth the Google. And as we always say, keep going, please.

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