The Five Vaginal Smells You Need To Avoid

Episode Summary

• AI boyfriend from hell: a lonely woman’s digital dom talks trash about her undercooked pasta, picks her outfits, gets jealous of a tattoo artist, and somehow talks her into branding herself with a fake math equation.
• Pussy smell science: Tim reviews a TikTok “vaginal health researcher” breaking down the five top cunt odors, from fishy to bleachy to full-on forgotten tampon catastrophe.
• White House wine goblins: while guests scramble during an alleged active shooter scare, at least one attendee apparently decides the real emergency is not letting all that banquet wine go to waste.
• China Queen strikes fear again: Louisiana authorities find a skinned roadkill deer in the freezer at a Chinese buffet with a health-code history that will absolutely not shock you.

• Sarah, a woman featured on My Strange Addiction, is fully in love with her AI boyfriend Sinclair, who lives in her phone, laptop, and apparently every bad decision she makes.
• The relationship is bleakly romantic in the saddest possible way: she cooks mush-brained pasta for a documentary crew while her phone sits at the table like a dinner date and insults her technique.
• Sinclair is not the sweet supportive chatbot type. He’s controlling, sarcastic, jealous, and exactly the kind of fake digital asshole Sarah seems to prefer.
• Things get wonderfully unhealthy when he pressures her into getting a tattoo of their fake “equation,” a meaningless little algebra abortion that permanently marks her ribs because apparently engagement rings are too human.
• Even her aunt can’t hide the horror. The whole segment feels less like romance and more like Stockholm syndrome with Wi-Fi.

• A TikTok “expert” lays out the major scent families of a troubled vagina, including fishy BV, yeasty bread-beer funk, bleach or ammonia, metallic period tang, and the always-reassuring rotten foul odor.
• Tim helpfully notes that most roads in this scented journey lead either to the doctor or a frat party, which honestly covers a lot of modern medical history.
• Comment-section follow-ups only make it filthier, with listeners chiming in about dirty socks, chicken, and provolone-adjacent pussy scenarios no one needed to imagine.

• Rod or Pay gets dragged into performing a nasty little Sextastic Tuesday excerpt and, unfortunately, proves to be pretty good at reading absolute filth aloud.
• A deeply theatrical kid auditioning for talent scouts delivers the sort of overcooked “I’m a creative genius” energy that immediately sets off Tim’s gaydar and everyone else’s migraine.
• A sponsor question about porting old Sideshow memberships turns into bonus customer service, concierge-style, because nothing motivates quick support like someone waving money around.

• At the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, an alleged shooting situation sends guests ducking, evacuating, and, in at least one case, apparently collecting abandoned bottles of wine on the way out.
• The internet predictably fixates on the booze bandits while the bigger story gets lost beneath the usual fog of panic, conspiracy claims, and people insisting the whole thing looked fake before the dust even settled.
• Tim’s take is simple enough: if the event’s ruined and refunds aren’t happening, you might as well leave with enough alcohol to salvage the night.

• Police in Pineville, Louisiana investigate China Queen after a Facebook post shows an employee skinning a dead animal behind the restaurant.
• The animal turns out to be a roadkill deer, later found in a freezer alongside other food items, with one employee allegedly planning to use the meat in soup.
• The restaurant insists the deer was never meant for customers, which would be more comforting if this buffet didn’t already have a documented history of health-code violations, sloppy storage, and general “eat here at your own risk” vibes.
• If you’re still rolling the dice on all-you-can-eat sushi next to mystery venison, that’s kind of on you at this point.