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3:03Just the crazy stuff you might hear in between stories on the show, so much of which. Jeff was responsible for, and here it is folks. Once again, the best of Risk, Inanity. Risk. Risk. Risk. Risk. Yeah, risk. Risk. Mm-hmm, risk. Risk. Yeah, risk. Risk. That is funny. Risk. Risk. Risk. All right. Risk. Good time. Risk. That's great. Risk. Yeah. Risk. Yeah. Risk. Oh, my God. Oh, man. That's pretty funny. That's terrific. Mm-hmm. Take a chance. Change it now. Once the risk is over. Change it now.

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17:30I got a quarter. I got a rock. Trick or treat. Trick or treat. Give me something sweet to eat. I got five pieces of candy. Hey, I got a package of gum. I got a rock. I got three cookies. I got a chocolate bar. I got a fudge bar. I got a pat of gum. I got a rock. This is wrong. It's sin. You're trying to advertise your body as bait. You're trying to use it as a law. You're trying to use it as a sex kick. Young lady, listen to me. You are a fool. My God put some clothes on him. Did you ever think that you would come to the time in America to where that women would walk around so undressed that it would defy all the scripture heads. And I really didn't know what I was doing. They said, I just pulled over clothes and I had to do it.

18:32Inspired by the powers of darkness, you are a fool girl. You're a fool. I was hooking up with a girl late one night. Nothing too serious, but man it felt nice, except for a poke that I felt once or twice. And then suddenly, on kin the nights, I was a gash. A serious penile gash. It made my life blood splash. Need medical help in a flash. This is my penis gash.

20:19Mother, oh God! Mother, blood, blood. You got blood on your face, big disgrace. Hey! Blender! Blender! Blender! Blender! That's blood upon my face. Hey! Papa Ghanouche! Oh! Papa Ghanouche! Gonna give myself a heap of scooper, Papa Ghanouche. Gonna eat it with some pita, Papa Ghanouche. Throwing a plant in the blender, Papa Ghanouche. Hey! No one gonna keep me from my Papa Ghanouche. Papa Ghanouche! Papa Ghanouche!

21:19I'm a baby, Papa Ghanouche. Papa Ghanouche! Papa Ghanouche! A slippy, sloppy, drippy, drippy, Papa Ghanouche. I'm taking it home, I'm eating it soon. Papa Ghanouche! Papa Ghanouche! Gonna drink it with a straw, gonna eat it with a spoon. Papa Ghanouche! Then I say a guy who's down on his look, and I have a heart. I do give a fuck. He looks at my bag, he says, is that some food. And damn it, I was just in such a generous mood. I gave him the bag, and get on the train. I smile on my face, a good deed on my brain. Turn back to look, and what about you? The man is hopping up and down the screen, and I hate. He goes up with the throw, and comes down with his fluche. Then I fucked up, I perfectly can pop out the news. Pop out the news. Pop out the news. Pop out the news. Pop out the news. Pop out the news. Pop out the news. Pop out the news. Pop out the news. Pop out the news. What's it just OnePlus? It's 8 maggots. Pop out the news. Bottom the news. Pop out the news. Pop out the news. It really, really was so bomb would've reachedremos. Pop out the news. Pop out the news. Pop out the news.

22:20I hate it. I actually didn't like that. Hey someone, answer, please. Open the door. No, that's not knitting up. On the white suspect. Excuse me. I'm actually looking at it. I hate it behind you. Adips. Okay, let me know if. Hold me. Then I said. I'm gonna use a band of cotton, I would never, never be loose. And maybe I will lose without a pump. I'm gonna use a band of cotton, I would never, never be loose. And maybe I will lose without a pump. I've had so much dents in my body, I might as well show it off. What all have you had done? I've had my hips in my ass done, I've had my pecs done, underneath my eyes done, and my brow done, my cheek stand, and my lip stand, my chin done, and my jaw line done, my six pack done. If you say, six pack done, I'm ready to look home. Ooh! God! My shoulders, my past. Your shoulders? My muscles are all silicone, and then I've had a little bit time in my bicep here. Here's the look home. Nania! The only thing I haven't had done is my knees and my nose and my big toe. I'm like walking type of wear, girl.

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25:26What have you received other than a big fat cock up your anus? I'm not quite sure with that even in tails. You like fat guys, don't you? Kind of. You like to spread them out and lick their asses. Okay, I just like fat guys. I don't like to do any of the other stuff. Do you like the way they smell when they get all sweaty and you're fucking with a big fat black dildo? Let me put it to you this way. Uh-huh. And midnight, when I turn into a pumpkin, if I were you, I'd turn into an ass and I'd be getting a big fat cock ship up me. Is that a good metaphor? Um... On your Facebook profile, underlikes and dislikes for food doesn't say cock or pizza. Well, it's a cock. It says cock. It says cock. It says cock. Well, you can clearly jump into the truth. What? When you're grabbing a big sweat. I've never seen a man's penis. I've never seen a man's penis. Oh, that's because you always take it from behind. Well, no. I just take you. I want to do it like a boy. I want to do it like a boy. I don't really know what that means. Well, you want to take it up the butt like a little sailor, man.

26:26You know frogs can do that. Oh, they can't? I'm gonna go get a frog right now. A bit. Show it up your ass. It's a rig. Get your motherfucking hands over here right now. Get your motherfucking hands over here right now. It's a rig. I got something to say to you, boy. I can't take you to heavy with those exact gaurages. And now we're invested with snakes. It's a rig. It's a rig.

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28:27That song tells somebody by Andrew Burns and J. Walter Hawks. That used to be the closing theme to the show. We used to close episodes with that song. And then also in that huge chunk of craziness we just heard was T.S. Madison, Ian Steffi, Charlie Brown. Jimmy Swagger, Tim Sutton, Nathan Phillips and Joe Shapa did that little improvised sketch there about Cinderella. The SoundCollage band, people like us, were in there as well as the band Morning Bell. Folks, if you'd like to help support risk, which is quite expensive to operate and regularly struggles to break even. Consider joining our Patreon. You can get an ad free feed of the podcast, hundreds of bonus stories, storytelling courses, check ins with me and most importantly.

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