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0:00got that's incredible coming up here in a moment. That's incredible. I'm going to be downtown tomorrow. I was thinking we're sure our lunch beat tomorrow. Are we going to eat tomorrow? What kind of chow are we getting tomorrow? Where should our lunch be? I keep wanting to get to that Christos and tell him to open up the one open. I know he's not open. He's so nice if he would one of these days though. What about what about that place where you're supposed to go to the crab place? Maybe they don't have the all you can grab so maybe you're there for lunch or they open for. No, Chelsea looked it up and I thought they were like a 4 p.m. or 5 p.m. Yeah. Yeah. She looked it up. We're in a couple morning people go for a little 1130 lunch in Detroit. Please let us know. Oh, maybe central kitchen, right? We're also hungry. That's always good. Oh, I'm not familiar. That is Dennis Archer, Jr.'s restaurant. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I bet he doesn't open till four. I'll kill him. Oh, my gosh. You know what? You can be closed on Thursday. Call it up. You know why? He's, I know he's up working on right now. He's usually on a treadmill at this point.
1:01Really? He's one of those guys that get up early and work out. Yeah. Tomorrow they open at 11. Oh, we can do that. Yeah. And that was. Hey. Okay. You're live on the air with Jay Allison and Chelsea. Hey. Hello, Ed. Hey, are you, is your restaurant open tomorrow at 1130 if we want to come in and eat? Yeah, we would love to have you. Oh, see that. Okay. Well, we'll be there. We haven't said the girls haven't seen you in a year. I haven't seen you in months. So maybe we'll pop it. Will you be around tomorrow? Yeah. Pop in. All right. I know where I'm going. I said, I said the only reason I can call Dennis Archer Jr. right now is I guarantee he's on a treadmill. It sounds like it. I just got off the treadmill. Look the way right now. Oh, nice. Look at you. He lives in the world of stuff. He lives. Who can stop this guy? All right. We'll see you tomorrow. Goodbye. All right. We're going to point three WNIC. There he is, our friend, Dennis Archer. You know what you should have said about that. I'm looking at the menu right now.
2:02It's okay if we pull up around 1130. We got to pull up. Oh my God. No, don't call him back. I'm not going to call him back. It's won't you worry. That's incredible. I'm going to embarrass ourselves. Let's do that. It's incredible. Incredible stories from around the world and beyond. A new report says that some data centers are being guarded by robot dogs. Also researchers are working on data centers that run on neurons from the human blood stem cells. So humans are still needed kind of a robot dog. Incredible. Did you? Yeah. His name was techno. I bought him from the store. He's a little silver dog. I bought him for one of the cats. They didn't care. Obviously. He walked around the house. He had a plastic bone. Really? I don't feel that he protected us in any way. So my friend's brother works for Tesla in California and his factory or his plant that he works out of. Normally they were working on Tesla vehicles. Well now the vehicles are being shifted to another location and his factory or whatever is focusing on robots.
3:03They are just making a million robots. Yeah, yeah. That's so creepy. Whatever. Why is your friend's brother not hook it up to show us some Tesla stuff? Yeah, I don't know. Tell me what if we asked. Let's ask. Oh, okay. You know, if we get that Elon Musk in here, I don't think that that's true. You could. Sure, you could. If we could get Elon in here, Allison, or forget about Elon. Let's get that. Grimes. Oh, no. Bring that up now. You're trying to hurt our chance with the other. He hears everything. What is wrong with you? He's not a man of grimes. You didn't let me finish. Did he? Didn't he like grimes? Well, that's exact. Baby Mike. I think they have a very contentious relationship right now. Yeah. All right. My point was if we bring him in here, we could use the old. How would you like to change three lives today? Oh, my God. Give us all tests. I was going to say, how would you like to pay all of our bills for a year? That'd be nice. It's the Elon Pazier Bill's contest and we'll be broadcasting live from the Elon Musk
4:04studio. Do you know? Like Elon Musk could literally support us for the next 20 years and he would never even know he was doing it. He wouldn't even. He wouldn't even understand. It wouldn't even show up on a spreadsheet. Not that long ago, we could go, we were looking up the richest, we were trying to figure out who it is. He is. He's the richest man in the world. And I remember looking at what his worth was. So I'm going to paraphrase, but it was like, I don't know, $648 billion. He could support the state of Michigan. Right. And the rest of their lives did not feel it and not even know it was happening. I think we did it once. I think we think you need to use AI to do it. Like how much does Elon Musk make an hour? Yeah. Yeah, you could buy a country. Yeah. With it. I know. Crazy. This disaster prepping, Wyoming is hoarding two point, I'm sorry, make that 2,312 ounces of gold inside of an old newspaper building, which is worth about $11.6 million. Right. Currently hoarding all the salt, so maybe we'll make a trade with you Wyoming when it
5:05goes wrong. Maybe we'll go get salt after we see that is our true junior. Here we go. I remember that woman in Utah that wrote the popular children's book to help her kids cope with her husband's death. Well, as expected, she was found guilty of murdering him. This has been, honestly, this has been my whole life for like a month and a half, Warren followed this trial. He was court TV every day. Yeah. And we were on verdict watch. We'd been on verdict watch for a while. He popped in the bedroom yesterday, he's like, the jury is in. The date line episode from Friday, if you guys have not watched it yet, was about, it was a really good one. This guy solicited to have his wife murdered, not once, but twice. Did I tell you guys about this? Right. Okay, so he did it once, got convicted, had to spend a couple years in jail, got out of jail. Wow. I know. It's crazy. Got out of jail. Did the exact same thing went back into jail? Wow. I'm like, what is wrong with you? And why do you hate this woman so much? Well, it could be our way. Get her nice apartment, say we're divorced, that's it.
6:07I don't want to say one kind of attempting to murder someone is better than the other, but he at least hated her. I don't understand these people who think, well, this is a quick way to cash. Right. Right. The father of your children. Right. No bad feelings. Right. I really want my mansion to look better. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Why do you, how's your, it's crazy. But that's really, but again, even in joking, that's something that's not a normal way for the brain doctor. Not. That's incredible. Today's National Sloppy Joe Day, a poll online ask, how do you like your sloppy joes, open or close, 16% prefer open. The rest say they like it closed. Yeah, I don't want an open-based sloppy joe. What are you going to do? That's just eating meat with a fork. Yeah, I'm not familiar with eating it open, but there is something we do to our sloppy joes. You put cheese on it. We do add a slice of cheese. Yeah. And that's not, that's kind of rule-breaking. And my girl does that, I don't know. I don't know. I know. She said her dad used to do that, so that's why it's a more of a sentimental thing. Yeah. The cheese makes it weird. Yeah, I can see that. I get it. Are you okay?
7:07What? You literally add cheese to absolutely everything, but that's where you're going to draw the line? The sloppy joe is so rich and flavor, and with all that sauce, like the cheese on it almost becomes too much for me. That's incredible. Finally, a 38-year-old, make that 33-year-old man in South Carolina handed a judge a stack of $100 bills to pay his bail, but the judge said keep the change. But the money was counterfeit, so now he's been charged with a felony. That's incredible. Man, we used to never, it's 2026. People have been around for a long time. Yeah. And a really long time, and we're still real stupid. Real dumb. Don't make a whole lot of sense. It makes sense. Bonus. Scientists at the University of Maryland created a tiny, wearable device that tracks how often people break wind, eclips onto your underwear, and could answer the age-old question, how many times do I guess today? That's incredible. I like scientific breakthroughs, I like to know scientists are doing stuff that was a complete waste of time. Scientists. And who's on that team? I know.
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