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That's Incredible

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That's Incredible

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0:00That's incredible. Time for that's incredible. Incredible situation around the world. And beyond we'll start with this today, there's a funeral bread dish that's popular in Minnesota, which is cinnamon bread, cheese whiz, and green olives. That's incredible. Anyone heard of it? No, but I would try it. I don't know. But the cinnamon bread is really what's throwing me. Yeah, but I love a little bit of cheese whiz. Yeah, I'm not going to argue with that. I just got the, where did I just get this at? Oh, I saw it over the, it's Buffalo Wild Wing. Things. Mm-hmm. Cheese pub dip. And it was pretty good. It was, they sell it in a program, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was good. It's just, it's not like, usually pub cheese is kind of thick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You need a knife. This is like drippy. It was good. Very spicy. A zoo in New Mexico delayed its opening when an Asian elephant was found to have escaped her enclosure and made her way to a public walkway. That's incredible. She's want to go for a walk. Yeah. Checking things out. Literally everything. In American Meteor Society, the American Meteor Society, no, I'm not, seems to be concerned

1:03about it. In Paradsurgeon Meteor saying, it warrants a serious investigation. That's incredible. Be quiet. I said that three days ago, I was like, what's with all the space rocks? You did say that. You did say that. Yeah, my party line society. This is bizarre. People are pumping themselves with fat from corpses to perk up their pecs, their butts. It's known as zombie filler. That's disgusting. It sounds super dangerous. That's incredible. Oh, they're not getting any assistance from some sort of, I don't know, I don't have the full story. Yeah. I mean, I don't think you can just find a, yeah, I think a corner has to, it all sounds like a bad idea who's also submitting themselves. I mean, I get that people submit their brains for studies and stuff, but who's just like, yeah, take my fat. Take my butt fat. Yeah. Give it to someone else. This is one of those examples of like, I'm so used to seeing AI now on X and all that

2:03that I never believe anything, but this was true because I saw the video over the weekend. I'm like, ah, that's AI. A Delta Airlines flight from Brazil to Atlanta made an emergency landing on Sunday after an engine issue that sparked a fire. So it was a video of this, of this Delta flight with like flames coming out of the, and I'm like, ah, they're just messing with us. That's incredible. That's a story. That's why I got to wait for things to be confirmed. It's crazy. Oh my gosh. And finally, 97% of music fans globally believe that music has the power to unite people. It's unclear what artists are best at that. Well, I think that's true. Oh, I think so. Yeah, I don't know any study to tell me that. Yeah, no, that's true. There's nothing untruthful about that. Oh, here's my bonus one. Hidden Valley Ranch is looking to hire American ranch ambassadors to send to Europe and spend two months. I did this on TV weeks ago, but I guess it's just hitting everywhere else now. Spend two months showing foreigners how to ranch, how ranch dressing can compliment any of their favorite dishes. So basically you're being paid to like go across Europe and be like, listen, I know this is how you eat your food, but enjoy this ranch.

3:04No, we did talk about this because when we went to Sapino, I said, Sapino pizza, I asked for ranch and I think they were a little offended by that. And no one in Europe is going to want your ranch. I was going to say, you're going to tell you to be quiet. Of course they are.

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