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1:04Sapino yesterday having pizza a gentleman came up to us and said that's incredible, which we thought was really funny. That was so funny. Yeah, I think it was clearly a listener. Clearly a listener. We first time we've heard that though. That's incredible. That's there. Southwest Airlines is experimenting with having cabin cleaners come on their planes between flights clean only the premium and extra legroom seats of the aircraft. The rest will remain gross in Germany. That's incredible. Well, wait a really kill it for your customers. Right. Right. You're crushing it. Isn't Southwest Airlines the one that needs to restructure like seating. That's what I have to wipe my own seat down there is wrong with them. That is correct. Wendy's is hiring a cheap tasting officer. It pays $100,000. Basically, you just taste has Wendy's stuff and then post videos about it. You can apply apply at Wendy's cheap taste tasting officer dot com Chelsea. Just don't give yourself that job. It's truly seriously. Just go to Wendy's every day and give your like that cinema con lady gave yourself that grab. I'm just going to need to

2:05find to give yourself the job. Well, Wendy's location I can go to not the one in South Lines closed. I don't know if the one in no vice open. Like you'll be at Wendy's every day, be in a CFO. I'm going to go to sheets every day and have scheduled appearances that I schedule myself. That's great outside sheets. Speaking of sheets, um, you can door dash sheets now. I was on the door to just like browsing yesterday. Where do you get though from the tacos tacos? Okay. Jill sent. Tacos are one of the things they talk about a lot, but Jill sent me a picture inside the store because remember I never went in and it looks. I mean, the picture I saw looked like a little grocery store. I mean, there was all kinds of hole. Yeah. Most people say that Friday is the best day of the week for happy hour, but Jen's ears for first Saturday. They also, they're also the generation most likely to prefer having happy hour at home. So basically, Jen's ears are staying home on Saturday and drinking and calling it happy hour. It can only be happy hour. If it's on a week day, you silly little Jen's ears because you've worked all day and that becomes the happiest hour of the hour. You're not working and you're drinking. Yeah. Saturday is just regular fall down drunk day. That's what that is. Uber CEO says he's really

3:10demanding work culture include, include expecting employees to answer his emails over the weekend. He said, don't come here if you just want a coast. Wait, who said that? The CEO of Uber. Okay, so I, I get that like don't just go and coast, but I also don't need to respond to your email on a weekend, depending on what your job is. Yeah. By the way, if you need to talk to me that because you just text me. Yeah, text me. I'll answer. Yeah. Yeah. A restaurant in California was getting backlash for a logo they created with the help of AI. So they just typed the name of the business in and made that the new logo. So funny. I'm dying to see it. What is it? Like, and who cares that the restaurant use AI to make their logos? It's their, it's their restaurant. This is what it looks like. The salty otter sports grill. If I want me. I mean, yeah, nothing's, it's fine. Yeah. Where do people get the time? Officials are warning restaurants about people pretending to be health inspectors for social media videos. They're going in like with their phones being like, hello, I'm here with the food inspection

4:14company and we need to check everything out. And then they're like posting on TikTok. That is so stupid. I'm sure I could be wrong. It's happened before, but that sounds really against the law. You're impersonating somebody. Yeah. Right. And finally, a second child has become stuck inside that same claw machine at a recreational center in Missouri that the first kid got stuck. All right. We got a couple weeks ago. Yeah. We got to shut it down now, Missouri. Yeah. That machine comes out of your chucky cheese or wherever we don't have it anymore. And also can we figure out how these kids are getting in? Because I'm just not understanding this. Yeah. And also keep an eye on those kids. Yeah. And there's that. Louisiana was rocked by 4.9 magnitude earthquake yesterday morning. It was the strongest to strike that part of the United States in 14 years. Look at Louisiana and their earthquake. There you go. That's incredible. Look for excitement. Chamba Casino is here. Play any time. Play anywhere. Play on the train. Play at the store. Play at home. Play with your board. Play today for your chance to win and get daily bonuses when you log in. So what are you waiting for? Don't delay. Chamba Casino is free to play.

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