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2:02In a poll, people were asked their opinions on the days of the week. And not surprisingly, the least popular day is Monday. And it even ranked as a terrible day for retired people. That's incredible. That's weird. I would think all your days blend together. That's what I would think. You know what? I actually think Tuesday's worse than Monday because Tuesday, you're like, you're like really tired. Yeah. You're not, you're not really any closer. Right. A man in Thailand has been arrested after he was caught climbing into the zoo enclosure with a Moudang, the adorable Pygmy hippo, who became a social media sensation. That's incredible. So we're gonna still, no matter what country, we're gonna still climb into zoo enclosures. We do have not learned anything that I want that. No matter what we've seen on social media. Okay. A 15 year old German teenager stole a bus from a transportation company and then used it to drive his girlfriend to school in another city. That's incredible. Well, that's a choice. It's a choice we're making. That's a choice.

3:02Creepy Allison, here's your assignment for tonight. We expect the full report tomorrow. Okay. Creepy parachute spiders are continuing to spread in the US with sightings and at least it does in states. So in other words, this year, we're gonna be dealing with something called a parachute spider. That's incredible. Do they already parachute in? I see them, they're coming down all the time. On their same. This is some different. This is something different. You know, no spiders get hurt in our house. No, we know. But even more. And I mean, I tried to hurt no bugs, but he will not hurt the spider. The National Park Service is warning visitors in Arizona and Utah to watch for quicksand in the area that covers more than a million acres. That's incredible. That is crazy. And also based on the shows we watch when we were kids, quicksand was a big fear of mine. Always. Everywhere was terrifying. Like, I don't, we don't fall in quicksand. It always happened in the old black and white shows. Yeah, oh yeah. All every Superman episode had some quicksand, I gotta make it. He said the quicksand. It turns out we didn't need to worry about that. We were good. A 32 year old man from Florida was pulled over last week

4:03at 1 a.m. after being clocked at 101 miles per hour. He said he was speeding to avoid an animal in the roadway. That's incredible. Could be. That's kind of reverse. Yeah. That logic is strange. Okay. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. Another checkered flag for the books. Time to celebrate with Jamba. Jump in at JambaCasino.com. Let's Jamba. No purchase necessary, BGW Group. Boy, we're prohibited by law. CCNC, 21 plus sponsored by JambaCasino. Hi, I'm Alicia. And I'm Stacey. And we make trashy divorces. Everybody's favorite good podcast about bad relationships. Looking for something true crimey without the gore or the body count? We've been churning out funny, feisty, feminist episodes since 2019. So if you're looking to put some scandalous stories told well into your ears this summer, check out trashy divorces. Wherever you listen to podcasts, trust us. We've covered someone you love or someone you love to hate. Hi, this is Alex Cantrowitz. I'm the host of Big Technology Podcast,

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