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1:01Let's go! Get ready for a new case. We're the greatest partners of all time. New friends. Do it this night. And your last name? This night. Dream team. Get new habitats. Zootopia has a secret reptile population. You can watch the record breaking phenomenon at home. Zootopia 2, now available on Disney Plus rated PG. Right now you can get Disney Plus in Hulu for just $4.99 a month for three months with a special limit to time offer ends March 24th. After three months playing Otto Renews at $12.99 a month, terms apply. I'm doing good, man. I'm doing good. I have a purpose for L.J. in life. Some are very excited. What? All right, guys. You're finally useful, Zootopia. Let's watch this show. Sometimes when people like each other, oh, my goodness, no. Let's go say, did you learn all this? Did you need to know? Did you still do this? Did you still do this? No. You might not have understood what was happening there. How many of these things will you be trying?

2:02Oh, my gosh. I'm not going to answer. I bleed the fifth. Why did she give us some advice? Guys, we just watched Ted season two episode one and two. You. It has never been more sexual than now. I know that. That was like steamy. It was spicy. That was very, very, very raunchy all around both episodes. Yeah, both episodes. Yeah. One that would phone sex. The other one was the play on the graduate. Yes. But you have more horny. Definitely. My God. Deceptic tanks. Purple stuff. How are you feeling? How are you feeling? Are you feeling good? I'm feeling great. You look like you had a good time. Yeah, definitely. Sure. Of course. I thought you had a good time there. Yeah. I did. I did. How about you guys? I feel great. Good. I'm just here in the afterglow. Just enjoying. How are you feeling? I'm coming down. How are we off to season two? You think we're off to a good start? Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Season two is like a pick up where we left off.

3:02Cool. I like the steamy-ness of it all. It's kind of spicy. I like it. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. You want a more erotic Ted experience? I mean, you were like, season one's great now. But you know what? They could die love. The sex. The sex. The Ted sex. Yeah. The how does it work? Blush bear sex. That's someone's real kink. Someone out there is so happy they made this because nobody makes stuff like this. They feel seen. That's not a lot of Teddy Bear content I have. There's a bit about the first episode. I really like the storyline with Blair and her dad. Yes. Yeah. It's like a legitimate, honest to goodness storyline with some actual drama. Yeah. Even though he was always like funny. Yeah. And then the second episode was very Ted focused. And we don't often get like a Ted focused episode I noticed. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Even in the first episode, Ted's just kind of a side character. I was going to say John really took a back seat in the second episode. Oh, yeah, definitely.

4:02Very much. Just like a support. It's like Maddie and Ted. Well, Ted flip it. Yeah. Ted Maddie with the main characters. That's true. Yeah. How do you feel about that? Well, I'll put it all out at once this time. Interesting. I know that they did, did they do week to week for, I believe so. Okay. That's strange. Typically, what I've been told is that when it's dumped like that, especially the past few years, television shows are not like a lot of the, the studios don't trust. It's that it's a good show when they do that. Like, I don't know if the rumors show about like Wonder Man or like Echo, but that's Disney Marvel. So I don't know if, but so far like if that is the sentiment, I'd be surprised because I like these two episodes. I mean, yeah. And they're doing, they're, they're, they're keeping the humor from season one and set them for Farland's doing his thing. So I thought after season one ended that we might get like a, what was he supposed to be in senior year now? Oh, yeah, that's right.

5:02Yes. Yeah. It's about they were setting up like going to sing here. Yes. They didn't really do anything. They didn't even mention really what grade. Yeah. They didn't do anything along those lines, but yeah. Growing up in the 90s, I feel like this is a sentiment following kind of looking back a little bit more of like, what did I do in the 90s, especially with like the phone sex that I read those phone sex lines that being with your buddies and you have man ever had like the touch yourself session together with my buddy. Yeah. Like, yeah, we got a pay phone that's, let's call some people. Yeah. Call the blinds. I know what it's like. See if that chick from the TV is by the phone, all dressed up. And we do the whole like once they pick up. Let me just hang up. They never had like an actual conversation. Yeah. That's true. A lot of Jerry Springer and like Sally references on the TV. Very 90s. Yeah. Yeah. That was cool. I enjoy it. Like, I can't wait for all the other episodes. I want to lock in. So. Do you wish Ted hooked up had a full relationship with Mrs. Robota?

6:02Robota. Yeah. Totally. I wish she would become a serious regular, you know, I feel like what I want them to do is start really messing around with. You know, the fact that this is a prequel, we know certain things are going to happen. Yes. So they should start introducing like outlandish circumstances that we know will have to be gotten rid of by the time we connect to the current or to the movie plotlines. Yeah. But, you know, it makes for a reasonable one off. At first, I thought her husband was Dermott Mulroney, but he wasn't. Oh, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I know. He was very sad. No, she was very attractive, though. Absolutely attractive. I like it. It's the drama of that situation. I like the way it helped Maddie in his situation. Oh, yeah. It's like there was a lot of Ted sexual awakenings. It was. Yeah. That's really coming of age. Because did he, I don't think he had the prostitute hook up in this show yet, has he? I don't think so. Because he did that in the movies. He had chicks over in one episode. Yeah. He didn't get like a full confirmation. Oh, that's right. That was like the first episode of season one. He did stuff with them.

7:02Yeah. I feel like we showed him like, that's why you have to go to school or whatever. Yeah. Because he had all those chicks in the couch. Oh, so he's definitely like been hooking up and stuff. He's definitely more world weary than John. Right, right. But this was a very charming couple of times. I loved the guest stars. I loved the guy played the school board deputy. He's got a good voice. Great. That guy was funny. And I'd also too, like the girls or whoever they got to do with the voices. On the phone. Candy and whatever. Candy and Sean. Sean. Very fun. Even the little part of the old lady in the street. And the way they had like all the groceries in every shot. Weird stuff like that. Yeah. Like both Mrs. Robot Check and whoever played Mr. Robot Check. Like they're good at getting these actors who can ride both lines. Like they can be funny. But part of the funny of this world is the fact that everyone takes it. Seriously. And it's dramatic. Yeah. True. And yeah. The Blair story line with her dad was like actually engaging.

8:05And I wonder if that'll thread. Or if it's just a one off and they'll bring it back in season three or whatever. I thought the very end of that episode, there was going to be something like a little deeper and a little more like a heartfelt. But they just mentioned Jeremy in the end of the episode. That was hilarious. Well, I think that moment is them. They're having the conversation, but it's non-verbal. Yeah, yeah. It's very much like a haystack. Yeah. Yeah. Like I got you like bullfrog. Right, right, right. Blair saw what Maddie was really feeling the whole time. Right, right, right. Yeah. And then by sitting there and being like, this is what we fucking do. We rib each other. Yeah. It's generational trauma. This guy is just budding. Yeah. He's like he doesn't have the language, but we can still communicate. Yeah. Does that make sense? Yeah. Do you have an older brother? I do have an older brother. Yeah. Does he smack you on the ass? No. No. Does he want a Republican to watch? I don't know. I don't care. I don't want to know.

9:06You don't care. You don't care. I know. I don't care a little bit. Yeah. No, my older brother and I are, we're not like the best buds. So yeah. Okay. Every time we do these reviews, I don't want to say anything outlandish or my family, right? You're totally normal. Family is going to come off looking like the worst group of this family. This is a shelter. And you are being sheltered. Oh my God. Yeah. You see yourself in these characters. Well, like there was like weird 90s erotic thrillers that that kind of reminded me of. Oh, yeah. That's like an episode. Oh, sure. I've never seen in decent exposure, but it reminded me of the trailer I've seen in decent exposure. I know in decent proposal. Proposal. Yeah, with Robert Redford. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good. That's an intense movie. Is it hot? Is it steamy? Is it hot?

10:06Is it steamy? Kind of. But it's a sad movie, to be honest. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. I've memorized one of the monologues because it's really romantic. Are you a pick-up one? No. No. No, not at all. Excuse me, girl. Lights, please. No. Why do you memorize a monologue? Robert Redford shares something with Demise Moore's character and like it's really romantic. And yeah. Okay. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah. Yeah. Has it worked? I haven't tried it on any way. No, it was nothing golden. Sorry. It's fucking weird to try it. Nothing weird would remember. I've just recited it to myself when I need the consequences. Oh, my God. I have to show you guys. I want to hear it. Where did you memorize it? Um, I just thought it was romantic. Does it? Did you memorize it intentionally or did you just come out of the viewing at one point being like, I've seen this so many times. I love this monologue. I know it by heart now. Like, did you sit down and go, I got to learn this. Both. So like a few times and I would be like, oh, I really want to memorize this because it's cool.

11:07So you haven't like brought it up in conversation with a woman and then my first girlfriend, yes. You delivered a girlfriend? What is this? Good Lord. That's one step along the road. Crazy man. Dude, easy. Make John not a virgin. 2026. Oh, my God. We're starting to go fund. We're starting to pay for your virgin surgery. So we can get your virginity over. Oh, my gosh. And get extracted. Oh, my God. A virgin, a virgin adectomy. Once the camera stopped rolling, I will tell you some stories. Sorry. I'm fidgeting. And I just hit you with a coaster. You don't have to tell today. You've got some really comprehensive notes here. I can't say all of them out loud. No, I have to give notes for editors. So that was like, we need to write down some things to look out for. Fair. Because I'm not going to remember everything when I'm making my notes too many. Yes, and in pre notes.

12:07And I'm like, this is too much. Too many in the show. The show is remarkably more sexual. Oh, absolutely. So it's ever been full, maddie-ass. It certainly looked like his actual ass. Yeah. The other couple of closes were like, you could put a body double in, but all these other shots, it doesn't seem necessary. Yeah. Exactly. So it was at least one hot butt on screen. So this just like Ted's first heartbreak, huh? Truly. Seems like it. That sounds like your first breakup heartbreak. Like how he reacted, definitely. Yeah. That's tough shit, man. Mm-hmm. Poor guy. He's been in there. He's been there. He's going to be grieving. He's going to be a totally different guy next episode. Would you hook up with a married woman? Um, you know, if the price is right. And he's in proposal. Yeah. Is that what the monologues are going to have to see. Like, I will give you $500. Yeah. No, I remember the trailer properly. It's Robert Redford's rich, and he wants to hook up with Demi Moore, who's married

13:12to Woody Harrelson. Yep. Okay. Offers him money to hook up with his wife. Yeah, and it's a big amount of money during the time, yeah. It's like a million dollars, yeah. Something like that. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. What is premise? Yeah. It's an intense movie. Yeah. It's pretty crazy. Dude. Have you hooked up with a married woman? I'm not going to say anything on camera. Dude, just not a virgin. That sounds like a confession that you don't get with a woman, married woman. I'm not going to say anything. That sounds like you hooked up with a married woman. Dude, you hooked up with a married woman. I'm not going to say anything on camera. We will talk after part of the world. It's part of the world. No, you say no. No, no, no. It's more complicated. If we talk after it, you say no. How was it more complicated was she in the middle of a divorce? It's okay. It was during the wedding ceremony. She wasn't married yet. Yeah. I do. But she was married by the time we were done. Oh my God. I can't believe it. Why'd you ask that? Shit. I mean, the great thing about this is that no one knows what the truth is.

14:15You can do whatever you want. It's happening. We don't try to do that. But we do. We can. It's possible. You know, your dad punches you in the face especially if you need to. Oh, no. It's your personal life. You don't have to. You don't have to lay down clues. If you don't want to. Yeah. Yeah. I've played the fifth. And this is why you haven't lost your region. I understand now. All right. Yeah. Okay. You don't need to lie. It's okay about your community. Okay. I will not say anything. Especially if it's going to jeopardize the good standing of a married woman. Now that you are an internet personality, it's important to define your brand. Yes. Oh my God. So get that. Yeah. That's a good niche. There's a lot like a lot of the people on earth are virgins. Yeah. That's huge. Yeah. Oh my God. I don't want to see anything. All right, guys. Well, I think we can review those episodes pretty well now. I think we did. And we'll see you guys next week. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. I don't want to see anything. All right, guys. Well, I think we can review those episodes pretty well now.

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