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1:01Oh! Hey! Oh wow, that's the nerdiest thing we've done in a minute. And we do some pretty nerdy things. Pack it up, pack it in! Something begin. I don't remember. I'm sorry. Let me begin. How do you want to know that? I do know it, man. I've been making a million appointments. I just did that. Oh no, my light just went off. I literally just... You know what? Hey, listen. Get the kids out of the room. This is good. I can already tell this is going to be a fun one. What's your name? I'm... Goma. Oh, yeah! I'm fucking sick, kid. So you're making appointments? What's the... I'm making appointments for the kids. You know, I just feel like I'm like... And no one... I can't fucking talk to a person.

2:02There's only like... I don't want to... I don't want it to say the birthday of the person that I need the appointment for 15 million times. Then when you're making for your kids, they need your name and your birthday too. Like, fuck off! No, and I hate now. I hate how automated services try to have personality in their voice. Yeah, yeah, good luck. Oh, I did have that with one person. It was that. I was trying to help my mom make a reservation at a hotel. When I was with her the other day. And it was like... Listen, like I'm just doing in a signal. My name is Josephine. I am surely able to help you when I was like, operator. It was like, I promise I am. Operator! You know, there's a comedian Kyle Dunnigan. He's known for doing like great Kardashian impressions. I love Kyle Dunnigan. Oh, I didn't know you had no Kyle Dunnigan. Okay, Kyle Dunnigan does a great bit where he's like... How he hates when they do have personality. Like, hmm, he might want to try that again. And he's like, no, don't fake. Yeah, yeah. Having a robot personality.

3:03Have you ever seen a dude who did make a markle? Didn't quite get that. Did you ever see him doing make a markle? I'm like a markle. I'm like a markle. Oh my god, he's great. He's great. Well, you know what I love about appointments? Is that... I mean, I get it. They work during the day like we do. But they'll always be like, all right, we have one appointment. It's for three months from now. On a Tuesday at 9 a.m. Or 10 p.m., you know, like... So annoying. Like, never when you need it. And then you don't want to like take time away from work to go to a appointment. No, no. And I also don't want to take time away. Like, I'm not taking the kids out of school for a checkup. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. But you might have to because that's when they have in a point. No, and it was funny. I was talking to some guy. He was like, I'm not. I was like, all right, so like a Monday, Wednesday, or Thursday. After 3.30 would be great. He goes, oh, I do have Monday. I was like, great. He goes at 12.30. I said, did you not? I didn't, yeah, I wasn't mean to him. I was like, nope, nope. It has to be after 3.30. And I was like, okay, cool, cool. But like, I just don't understand. Like, it's just fucking insanity.

4:04It really is. I remember it's like, you go to a shoe store. And you're like, do you have these in a size 11? And like, no, but we haven't been in nine. What is that going to do? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I know. I know. It's just, it's fucking annoying. And it's funny whenever I do doctors, I always am like, I needed to be after this time. Like, when my show's done, I'm never going to be able to like, skip work and not be on the air. Because I heard doctor's appointment. Unless people do though, some people do that. Yes, but with what we do, I can't be like, sorry. Like people like news people aren't like, hey, sorry, can't do the news this morning. Like, that's not what happens. You have to find other times to do it. I think they do. You don't notice it. You've been conditioned to think. Because we had the same old school boss. Yeah. That conditioned you to think that you doing your radio show is really more important than it is. Yeah, we had a discussion with a bunch of people today. Actually at work, they were like, oh, I remember when you were pregnant with Keegan and I was like, yeah, I went to work after my water broke because I needed to get through that work day. So it didn't count towards my maternity leave. Like, that's sick.

5:05Right? Yeah, and remember when that boss also said, so when he found out it was pregnant. So like, when he was like close to me giving birth, he was like, so what do you need off like a week? I was like, yeah, a couple days. I mean, what? Stitch you up. Get back up there. I was like, no, I was like, no, so and so. My vagina will still be broken. Like, yeah, like an NFL game. He just wanted to send you into the blue tent for five minutes. Make sure you're good. Shoot her up with something and get her back out there. I have a question though. This is a parental podcast, right? Okay. Yeah. Now, they are entitled to it. It is totally legitimate in 2026. But how do you feel about grown men taking like months of paternity leave? I feel like we might have started to talk about this. I think that we're going to probably disagree depending on what it is. I don't know. Is that kind of cool that you're getting that time off? Like, if you don't have some like crazy, crazy job,

6:05isn't it nice to be home and to like bond with your family? Well, I'm saying, I don't think one size fits all, right? Right. Right. Truthfully, the old school side of me is like, you know, if you're important at your job, you can't just dip away from months. Right. Correct. But you're entitled to it legally. Right. So fucking, fuck them on and take your time. But I can't imagine if like, when Sarah had a kid, Emmy or Ben. Yeah. I took like a day and I was like, I'll be back in a couple days. You know, she's the one that had the baby. Yeah. But imagine if I was like, I'm not going to be on the air guys for three months. Right. Again, it's, it's a different. We have a job where it's a little bit different. But yes, I think that there are some circumstances when you're, you should be able to do that. And I think it's awesome. Like why not take advantage if you're able to do it and you want to do it? Some people don't want to. Like it wouldn't be healthy for everybody to be home at the same time, right? Like just like it was like COVID. No one's used to all being huddled in the house together. That could be not beneficial or, or say, for healthy for the family.

7:06I saw, I saw a clip on social media with you and your, your number one boyfriend, Sam. He's my number one boyfriend. Talking about taking all your time off. Yeah, he does, he does. He's never taken all the time off. And you're, I feel like you're like that. No, I have changed. I've changed my tune when I met you. You would like let things roll over and then never take it. Yeah, I, you're, you got to get through to him. I know he's busy. Yeah, he needs time. But everyone that's busy has that same rationale. Like, like he's probably thinking like, what am I going to do? Take off my show and take off wrestling and take off this? Yes. Yes, you are. You're going to come back. You know what it's like? You know when you have a big pimple on your nose? Yeah. And maybe not anymore. I don't, I don't know if I've ever had a big pimple like right, like right on like, like, like, like, like, Boso, the clown, like, I don't like a right in the middle. Have you ever had that? Probably. I had bad pimples as a kid. So my god, Matt was horrific. Matt, it's going acutane. All right. I did too. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Look at me now. I mean, look at me now. So handsome. The face of a baby's tush.

8:06I mean, honestly, I don't know how I don't have pop marks. So, loaks are short. When I was a kid, I, when you have a big pimple or a blemish of sorts, you think everyone's staring at you. Yeah. And guess what? No one's looking at you. Yeah. Well, it's like, if there's one pimple, I'm always like, I, there's something down here. I'm covered with makeup. I literally like picked at it and picked it because I'm so, I don't, I didn't really have bad pimples. I would get pimples sometimes, but like randomly, I didn't have that acne. And like, Matt is like screaming at me. Like, I'm, stop it. Stop touching it. Stop touching it. And all I could see or feel when I was talking to someone, when I had that was that they were like, looking at it like awesome powers, like mole, mole, mole, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, pim, you want to prove how everyone just cares about themselves only, tomorrow morning when you do the morning mashup, right. Yeah. Right. Tell the two guys in the studio with you, Ryan and the big headed Australian. Yeah, I don't think he would like that very much. That's not very nice. Ben. Ben. Ben, but dude, I like Ben.

9:07Yeah, I know. But I don't think he would like the, like, the big headed Australian. I think that would hurt his feelings. I don't think it would. Okay. Anyways, moving on. He has a big head. He's from Australia. Okay. I mean, but yeah, that's not a nice thing to say. It's not like like that's like not a characteristic the air pointing out like, hey real tall guy like, hey real short girl. Hey guy with real big head. Nobody wants a big head. What do you want to pee bring? No, just a little shrunken head. Yeah, I do. With next time you're in the studio. Be a guy close your eyes right now. Yeah. Yeah. What am I? What color shirt am I wearing? And I guarantee they'll have. Yes. Yes. Yes. To you for two hours. Yeah. Yeah. 100. And by that third hour of the show, they don't know what you're I 100% agree with you. I 100% agree with you. So my point is when you take a long time off of work, you think that everyone's like, oh my God, where are they? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know, I know. I know. I know. Like you go away. Like you go away for a week. You feel like you're coming back and everyone's like, where have they been? Like just last week at work. Someone just came back and I'm like, hey, we haven't seen you in a minute. It's like, how's gone for a long time? I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, you're not paying attention. Yeah, you always think people are hyper focused.

10:11You're just on you and everything about you and it's you're you that are hyper focused on you with that said, it's a great tactic to teach your kids when your kids are insecure about something. Yeah. You got to remind them that. No one is looking or caring or worried. Like, oh my god, like a parker spills, fucking boba tea on her dress or something. I want our jeans. She might think, oh my god. Everyone's looking at the stain on my pants. No one is no one is. No one has. What else is going on in your life? I had this. I went to go to a Barry. Boot camper. You heard a Barry's boot camp. I went to go to the of course, okay, I'm today. And I like, you go back and forth, you go on a treadmill and then you go down to do weights, and you do treadmill, then you go down to do weights. You separate the class. That's like more intense orange theory, I think. Kind of, yeah, yeah. And so, but you know the treadmills are all next to each other and I haven't been to a class like that in a long time. So I was feeling like a little bit intimidated, even though like I'm in okay shape, but like running is a different beast for me. I don't like to run. But it's a great question. Again, again, thinking about other people judging you? Yeah, no one cares.

11:11It's the main reason why so many people are nervous about the gym because like, what if I'm, I go to the gym and I'm overweight or not ripped or something? Yeah. No one is looking at you. No, I promise. They're looking at themselves in the mirror. So I literally, so some people go back and forth because they're like, okay, now switch. Now switch, now switch, I go to treadmill, go to the floor, go to the treadmill, go to the floor. And then they always say, if you want to do like a double floor or a double treadmill moment, like that, do that, you can stay on to like the next portion. So I get up from the floor to go to the treadmill and the guy next to me, he seems like he's gonna stay on the treadmill, he'd been on the treadmill, he's gonna stay there, he's not gonna switch and go to the floor. So I get, and I'm the number right next to him, I'm the signed number right next to him. As I walk towards my treadmill, my treadmill is sprayed with his sweat. Like he had gone into a, like he was a dog who jumped into a pool and shook him. A little shaggy dog. And now looking at it, it's one thing, like I wasn't on that treadmill for that last section of the class. So he could spray all he wanted. But all I did, and he didn't even like, he was so unaware.

12:11So like he literally didn't look at me, like I got on like looking at my treadmill, like oh my God, when we start to run, he's gonna be spraying me. And guess what happened? Oh, he sprayed me and didn't give a fucking shit about it. I had to, I had to move treadmills. And listen, you know me, I'm a sweater from way back. Like I'm always drenched, even if I'm not working out. But like how do you sweat like that? And not no, like I should probably be away from other people. Like how are you not, again, we talk about this all the time. Like how are people so unself aware? I don't know. By the way, are you, have we talked about this? Are you living the sauna life at all? No, I know you are. Matt does, I hate it, I hate it. And that's fine, you're going into sweat. But you're not sweating anyway. Sweat at all out. I don't want to. I don't want to, I don't like the feeling. 15, 20 minutes just. Yes, yes, I know. Well, you know our producer, the one with the big head. Well, that's not nice to say about it. No, it's not. I'm saying it because you said it. I don't think it's very nice.

13:12I think he's got a lovely head. Anyways, he, I have a big head. I don't think you're a big head. You would. Nobody wants a big head, right? Like do you want a big gas? Some people. Anyways, anyways, some people, some people, some people. I think people want big things. Big feet, big hands. No, no one wants. That might be the only thing that you want big. No, what do you want? Well, you want a little, little chin. No, everyone, no one wants a little chin or a no, no, no. So you don't want a big nose. You don't want a big nose. No, you don't want a big nose. And also you don't, we always call it, this is going to be so mean. I don't mean to be mean, but I just have to tell you, you never see people because a lot of people get surgery for this one, they get a nose job. They'll get like a little bit of a chin and plant to like, to make it all, like symmetrical, to make it all like equal out. Yeah. So like Ashley Simpson did that. But like there are people like we'll say they always have no chin where their like mouth goes right to their neck. There's like literally no chin. I was still bad for that. I don't, I don't like like, so you want a little chin, like a little thing that you could rest your fist on. You ever see a guy with a beard and he shaves it?

14:12You're like, oh, he has no chin. Yeah. Oh my God, one of our friends is like that, that you've met. He shaved it once. I've seen it and we've been friends. We became friends in the pandemic in 2020. So I've known him for 60 years. I thought he had stubble. He had six inches of beard. Oh my God, he can never shave it again. And I remember seeing it and I walked up and I didn't even know who he was. Because he rocks like not a duck dynasty beard, but like, pretty good beard. And I'm telling you when he shaved, I don't remember why he did. He had two for something. I was like, I looked at him and I went, I'm sorry, but like don't ever do this again. Like I, I just, it freaked me out. Like you know, when those videos of like dad shaving their, their facial hair off for a baby and the baby freaks out, like that's how it felt for me. What was the less I met, shaved the face? He's shaved it every once in a while, but I really, I like it to be stubbly. I like it. I like it. They're like, this is as short as I go. And this is just like, you know, the low setting on the beard trimmer. I feel like his face looks like balls when he's got, like I don't like it all. I don't know, man. I got a haircut yesterday. So every time I get a haircut, I shave the next day on the one clip

15:13because it blends in with the... Well, I've got like Parker being like, I had to show her how to shave her armpits because she had like four long hairs. Like not really anything before she went to camp. And I, and then she was called me in like a while ago and she was like, Mom, I have two hairs on my vagina. Like so excited. Like there's just like two, two, I'm sorry to be sharing this, but I don't care. Like just two random hairs. Like it was just so cute. She was like, they're coming. You're like, oh, can I tell you what's interesting about that is that you know how, you don't remember certain things in your life. Like I don't remember being like, there's my first pub. Yeah, like I don't remember for the life of me. I do remember not having pubes because I remember going to a pool party in like middle school. And all some of the boys were like, starting to become a little men. And I remember thinking like, I'm gonna go to this pool party and I'm gonna be, I'm like such a little boy. And I remember there being like, they were doing chicken fights and the girls are in bikinis. And I'm like, here I am the most hairless little boy. Yeah. But I don't remember one day being like,

16:13oh, boy. Yeah. Do you remember when your voice started to change? Like do you remember when it was squeaky or like a little bit like it was going in and out? No, but I saw some parent posted like a compilation of their kid doing something every year. And it was just like saying something like, I'm ready for school. Like, I'm ready for school. I'm ready for school. I'm ready for school. Oh my God, it's one of those things. Oh, fuck. Oh, man, I love it. If your child lives with type one diabetes, a low blood sugar is hard enough without trying to convince them to eat another chalky glucose tablet. That's where glow gummies come in. Delicious glucose gummies made with fast-acting dextrose to raise blood sugar quickly. In a soft gummy, they'll actually want to eat. Their vegan, gluten-free, die-free, don't melt or stick to teeth and taste just as good as candy. Head to glowgummies.com. That's glowgummies.com and use code podcast20 for 20% off.

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18:19I write like a doctor or like a serial killer. Two things I hate. Yeah. My end it has nothing to do with needles. But my back and forth, you know when you can't make a decision on something, a lot of people are like this with jobs or relationships or decisions, right? Yeah. I'm usually a pretty decisive guy. That's the car we want. That's the house we want. That's the like, but for some reason, I'll give you one thing I hate that I'm not going to be a very decisive guy. And that is entering the world of peptides. Okay. You know, we've talked about it a lot Tuesday. You feel healthy. I feel like I look pretty good for my age. And I feel like why mess with where I'm perfection. Why mess with feeling good? But I'm like, but I could feel better. But it's not even that. It's not even that. It's also just like, like I said on Tuesday, it's like low longevity. It's more like preventative. It's like you're trying to keep your body at its highest potential. I'm like, do I do some type of concoction of NAD plus and a little dose of redder to give

19:23it a belly like I'm like, do I do this? What's redder? I want to get rid of my belly. Red is red is they'll get me a little bit. It's specifically to the belly. You drop a couple. Yeah. Oh, no, then that's that's just like might as well be a GLP one. Yeah. See, mine is just like, it's like after the kids. It's like, I'm like skinny, but like I just like the belly is always going to belly because I had babies. And. I just could I say something that is uncharacteristic of me? You're going to say something mean about my belly. No, I'm going to say something that you wouldn't expect to come out of my mouth. That my belly's huge. I know. I look pregnant three months pregnant. I think a mom with a little belly with a, how do I say this kindly? A mom body with a few flaws to me is hot because it shows that they fucking. Did things. They've had a baby. Honestly, they're living it up. This is the end of the little life.

20:23We've reached the end of the podcast in the best way possible. My work here is done. Is it show over? It's over. You changed everything. I mean, a little a little stretch mark or a little extra something to me is like, shows you. I told you, I'm so not impressed by 21 year old influencer that's like, here's my routine. I'm like, get out of here. I also, I think on the other flip side for me, if I had some ripped do, in these books that I read about or in some of these shows, I'm like, oh my God, I can't. Off campus, those guys, those bodies, obviously, they're supposed to be college students. But I think that I would be intimidated by it. I feel like it's almost too much. I want you to be a little bit real. I mean, it's cool if you're like, you have got some abs and stuff and some muscles. I saw women being interviewed on the street and they showed them a chart. And I could probably find this chart in 70s. And it's ladies, what body type do you prefer? And there's a part of me that is convinced that, and this isn't just me rationalizing, I

21:24don't have abs. But pretty much saying that most women don't want a grown man that's chiseled with abs because that means he's either self-centered or too into fitness. Yeah. Which is like, almost like, one of the guys in there, it's in shape and strong that could protect them and be a man. But they necessarily don't want like a rip dude here. Let me, I got it. I found it. I found it. I'm curious which answer you could come up with. Okay. I never hear the music or the sound in the background by your words. But you hear the sirens right now? Yeah, here, the ton of sirens. Come on from me. I just sent you the picture and I'll have Sarah. I'll have Sarah posted. Yeah, we're going to have to post it. I'm going to be like, oh, okay. So I want to see what I choose. We have to post this. Did you do have the answer of what most women said? Most women said, most women said four or maybe two, three they think two like into themselves. Yeah, I mean, like four feels real, but like you look good. No, I mean, but choose to skinny for me.

22:25Yeah. And six is like into them. So I'll post a picture so you got to plan. I promise we will, we have to post this like on like the second this comes out. I feel like I'm a, I feel like I'm sort of like four. I'm like four, but maybe a little. I kind of like six because I need it to be big. But four feels like realistic. I feel like that's Matt. Pick a pick a body. Matt, which Matt, Matt, which body do you think he's not going to like this game? It's me. Well, like they're saying that a lot of girls actually chose like that, like as opposed to that or that. Because those guys are, a lot of people are saying those guys are into themselves too much. But you know what I mean? Like it's like the cheaches. It's like it's like too much. Number four is like an American hero like me. Okay. He thinks he's more American hero, which I like this body. Listen, listen, we all could always like, you know, make or like do better, right? And like we could work on our bodies. But yes, there's something about being realistic, right? Not all of us are like influencers and like insta models and things like that.

23:27And 23. Yes. And 23. Exactly. Let me know. Let me know you. Hey, what are you at this? Okay. Like as I said, pod, and you guys can let us know. Okay. What I hate is that you know, did I ever tell you that I almost like get off on being somewhere like at the exact same, like the exact right time, like not being there early, not being like five minutes late, but like if we have seven o'clock reservations and my cab pulls up at seven, like six of nine to seven or seven, oh one. I'm like, what you're talking about gives me mild boner action as well. Okay. And so it's, but this is what I hate about it. It's backfiring on me because now I'm, it's to the point where I've done it so well before that I just, I want it for the excitement. I want it for the boner. And I'm not getting the boners anymore because I'm missing things. I'm late for things. I almost missed a train. I went to Harlem here in New York City because it was a little closer than going to Grand Central to get on a train to go to my mom's for Russia. Shana. I was running at like at full speed, sweating, taking three steps at a time up these

24:28stairs to get to the platform. They're like, we made it. We made it. Well, I'm like, I'm going to get my train pulls in there and I walk on them. Like this train doesn't look right. This looks different than the normal train I would take. What are you going to ask me? No, no, keep going. Okay. You looked like you had a like a question. Look as I'm feeling you're feeling me, feeling you're in with… That's vibing. You're flying, you're flying, you're flying. And I get it and then I look on in the train. The seats look different, the bowls look different. Like they just look like different train cars. Then I'm like, maybe they've changed it up. But I look back and I go, is this going to Stanford? Connecticut. And the guy goes, no, no, no, no. You're on the wrong train. and just left, you just missed that. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no. And I was like, no! And it was like some random dude. It wasn't like the conductor. So I get off and I'm like, what the fuck? And I look up at the sign and it says that my train isn't there yet. It's coming right behind this one. So number one, I overstress myself getting up there by trying to like get the boner as you just get right there right on time. Then let some random Joe Schmoe send my anxiety and stress intention even into overdrive only to not have missed my train. So like, what is this doing? I don't think this is not good for my heart.

25:29This is not good for my mind, body, and spirit. Oh, what am I doing? I hate it. I think what you just described, I think everyone listening feels perfect timing really is like. Yeah. Because I feel like I'm pretty good at it, knock on wood, meaning like, like if I tell Sarah, if I'm not the gym, it let's say 4 30 after work. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm gonna go to the gym. I'm gonna stop to stop in the store and get something or the, I'll be home probably right around six. If I'm pulling down my street like 558. Oh, that's nice. Oh my God. I feel like I'm like, Jeans, you're a genius. Jeans, you're a genius. Yeah. The other day, I had a flight at 7 a.m. I got the Uber pickin' me up at 545, got to the airport a little after six, about you know, an hour before the flight. Right through TSA pre, got a coffee. As I walked up to the gate, boarding zone three. You are a zone three. You're like, oh, you just burst everywhere. Ahahahahahahaha! VOL.

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27:39Sarah wanted to know, how do you feel about one of her new rules possibly? Oh no, what is it? She wants to give the kids the ability to stay up past their bed time, but only if it's reading. I think that's fine because guess what the reading will make them tired. And it's like, no, I love it. I love it. Can I tell you, you know me? I love it. My wife is a reader. I admire people that are readers. My son. And my son. We do this show a lot. We make fun of our kids. We brag about and we do all this stuff. When I tell you, my daughter and son both, I'm so proud of all the things they do. They don't like to read. No, no, no. Benny with his baseball, Emmy with all the, you know, cooking and music stuff like, oh, I'm so proud of all the things they do. I'm the most proud. I hope Emmy doesn't hear this of Benny's reading. He loves reading. He is reading. He is in first grade. I feel like there's no way third graders are reading like he is

28:40an unbelievable reader. And all he wants to do is read on the way to baseball practice. Can I bring a book in the car when he's laying down? Can I bring a book? He's obsessed with dog man and captain underpants and all this. But he loves them to the point where he's like dad. Look at the stack of 12 books. Get him, get him, get him, get him, die or even win be kid. He'll love it. Win be kid. Okay. When I tell you though, Nicole, it is wildly funny. How much he loves reading and it goes, it comes me down. And that's perfect. He's a kid that has a lot of emotions. So I think I may have found what will get him chill. I love that. Honestly, that's amazing. That's not funny at all. That's really heartwarming. Yeah. Our top that's supposed to be heartwarming. Or supposed to be funny. It's supposed to make me laugh. I have a different top that. So yeah, go on. I just want to bring that up because I'm not much of a reader. And I'm so proud that my kids took after Sarah with their love of books. Because I wish I could get into it. I've always been one of TV movie type of guys. Yeah.

29:40And listen, I usually go in like, I go in like, like, thesis, right? Like I have like moments where like, like, months of the time where I read a lot. And then I'm like over it for a little bit. Right now I can't stop after the summer. It's been crazy. Okay. So I go to the grocery store yesterday. I feel like we've been going to the grocery store like so much. Like he goes and gets a few things and I have to go back and fill in. So I run into grab a few things on my way home that we need. And I'm just standing there at the register. Where do you go? Food in Paul, Rio. No, we don't have a seat town. We have a key foods. We have a fairway. Yeah. We have weird ones here. And you're just eating your cookies. New York City supermarkets are so expensive. They're like a rip. But seat town's not that bad. Anyway, so I go to seat town. This is like this is the one where like I could walk around blindly. I know where everything is, right? Like when I go to a different store where I don't know the layout of it, it like freaks me out. I hate that. So I go, I get all my things. I was super efficient. I was very happy. And I'm putting it there, putting it through on the conveyor belt.

30:41And I'm looking at the lady in the junior bag. And I didn't stop at home to get the bag. So look at it. And I'm looking at the bag. And I feel like I need to burp. Like it's like a little one. I could just feel like a little bit of like a, not a rumble. But just like I just feel like I need to do like a little, like that. I knew that was so I'm standing there like alone or so I thought. And I don't want to burp in this cashier's face. We're looking like face to face. So I look to my left. And as the what I thought would be a little burp came out, I, a man just walked up and gotten real close to me. And I go, blah. Right. Bleh. Oh. And like I was like, and I was like, um, I'm sorry. I was mortified. I didn't, there was like, there's no turning back from that. And he didn't even go, oh, it's okay or laugh. He just went like made of an, an, an eau face. And I had to just like go from there. Oh, it was, I don't even, it felt like it's like, okay, this is never happened to me before, but what people describe when they say they like

31:41sharded, right? They thought they were going to fart and I think shit, they're pants. I thought it was going to be this little itty bitty burp and it was like, I have a question when someone forts around you. Yeah. Do you let it be known? Like that wasn't me or is that like making you look like I was at a kids birthday party recently. And I'm talking to some of the moms in the kitchen and kids are running around or maybe one of the moms someone farted. Yeah. And I mean, it was clear that everyone's like, everyone had to be like, oh, I did not want them to think it was me, but I, what do you say? Yeah, you just blame it on the kids. What are these kids? A little gassy or I don't know. What are these kids eating? One of these kids must have just cropped us to us. I don't know. I don't know. When you go to the supermarket. By the way, of course, rich at a kids party was in the kitchen with some of the moms. That's the most rich thing that you said. Well, I do talk to the dads. I'm such a gossipy bitch. I am. I have always had so many female friends and Camino makes one of me because he's like, dude, because you love sitting around gossiping. I'm like, I do.

32:42I don't know. I love hearing what I love hearing all the chitchat. Like, did you hear whose mom did blank? Hey, did you hear? Yo, that guy's dad. Oh, I don't, I love it. I don't know. Hey, speaking of the supermarket, are you of the 33% or you one of three people that midst to stealing itself? Check out. What do I steal? No, but have you stolen from self checkout? I've accidentally stolen. I've never been like, I'm not going to take that. I believe in karma too much and then you're one of you're one of the two out of three good people. Have you? I think back in the day, I was leaving no, no, back in the day. I was no, no, back in the day. I remember leaving a store, realizing I forgot to scan something and then said, well, I'm not turning back around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We put, uh, this is a lot of trouble with this one with my ex. I had a big bag of cat litter underneath. Yeah. And I was like, I'm not going back to scan the cat litter. I guess that's on the house. Yeah, this one's on the house. As long as you keep going back to shop there, I guess it really it all you know, okay.

33:46All right. So top of that, bitch. Uh, top that. All right. Oh, I have. You just told me that you said you had a top bad. That was your, no, no, no, no. Hold on now. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold, hold, hold your horses. No, not holding them. I'm sick of the lies. Okay. We should have just stopped when you said you like a woman who's got a few, you know, stretch marks or not an imperfect body. We should have just stopped there. You don't care about me. You don't care about this podcast. You don't care about the village bitches and you don't care about top that. Top. Top that. That. Yeah. That's all you're getting guys, uh, rich didn't do his homework and he doesn't really care to make you laugh. So I did the best that I could and, um, hopefully you know, he is, he is furiously thinking of something funny that's happened to him. It's okay. I, I feel like I had something. You don't, okay? You know, it's funny.

34:46You know, it's funny. You're a gossipy bitch that at the last kids birthday party that you were at, you were in the kitchen with all of the moms surrounded by you like, yeah, that's my top that I thought of, uh, I'm for it. I'm not. I'm not gonna do the, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Alright. So we have to make sure to post this thing that you sent me of all the different men Bods, um, because I do think it's interesting. So I want you guys to go let us know what you think, man, man, man, bods, dad, bods, um, all sorts. They listen, we come in all shapes and sizes, not one is better than the other. It's more like what, like whatever does it for you, okay? Oh, peptides. Am I right? Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna go and shoot myself right now with a peptide with a, with a, with a, with a, not shoot myself like with a gun, but with a shot of an A.D. We love you guys make sure you like subscribe and follow rate is five stars. Why are you making this weird face? Like you're trying to keep me here. You don't want to do it. You should try to think of what's up that By the way, I feel like you think like as much as over no, okay Thank you. Don't you joke on your own live up? Oh my god, all right

35:50I love you guys and you want to end this oh good. I don't want and you want to end this laughter and joy Did you book your flights to come see us for years? Well, that's what I was gonna tell you but I don't want to keep the podcast going I realize that no one wants to see me but you Everyone I'm talking to you and my friend Christina because I'm a gospel bitch and all the hands are Like my siblings my parents everyone's like well, I don't know about this there that day, and I'm like, well, you know what? I'm gonna go see you and All right, you're loved your love. I love you buddy So yeah, make sure you like subscribe and follow and So the call of rich production thanks Sarah love you girl I'm Yes, is Angus marks a mess this partner has one pound of hot

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