Steve Harvey ( Nephew Tommy)

0:00Hey, this is strawberry. How y'all feeling out there today? I hope everybody is doing well. If you're not doing well, let's find a way to get well and look well and be well. Right now we get ready to listen to the Steve Harvey Morning Show with Tommy. Get ready to prank somebody that's who he's going to prank today because every day he's messing up somebody's day. You know, because we already have a beautiful problem already. You know, what we do? Yeah, yeah. We have a problem. I mean, I'm going to bother me while I'm at work. What's your problem? Okay. Well, my problem is this is that, you know, after purchasing the property, I went downtown to the city and actually looked at, you know, the layout of this entire property. And when I look at it, you actually 25, close to 30 feet over the property last. Well, no, you look at the wrong map. No, no. The fifth that separates my bag you are from your bag you are.

1:00You are 30 feet over that. That's impossible. You know what I mean? Listen, and I know what it's not. Let me tell you. Look, you got a jacuzzi in your bag you are, right? Obviously, you don't even spy on me? No, I haven't been spy on you, sir. I'm just telling you. Close to that, not far from that first one. Don't you have a jacuzzi there? Well, as a matter of fact, I do, yes. Okay. Now, the problem is, the problem is okay. But if I push that fist line back 30 and actually get the property that I'm supposed to have, not pretty much on your jacuzzi. You have to. I see. Okay. Let me tell you something. I've been in that house for 10 years. We put that fence up when we moved in and it was based on the property line that was set when 10 years ago. I don't know what you're looking at, but my fence is not moving. My jacuzzi is not moving, and there's no changing that. Okay. Well, let me, let me, let me, I'm glad you used your voice once you wanted the voice.

2:00No, no, no, no, no, no. You hear, you hear a whole call for that. Let me tell you something. Either we're going to take the fist line and move it where it's supposed to be. We're going to put a gate between our two yards and I'm going to be able to come and get in this jacuzzi and pool. Whatever I want to. All right. Let's, let's, let's talk about this. First of all, there's going to not going to be any gate. Okay. And as far as you just come in over and get in the jacuzzi and will, I got a real problem with that. You've called me at work. I'm on the job and I'm having a listen to this on a future neighbor who's making weird claims about how he owes part of my plan. I don't know. No, you did not pay for that jacuzzi. You did not pay for that. Hence you just showed up making a call me at work and and and and and then he gave me some story with no evidence. I'll go down to the city hall and look at those papers myself.

3:01And I don't start to words you're saying. I've been there for 10 years. I've had 10 other neighbors in that backyard. You all cycle through once a year. I swear and I've never had any problems with them until you come along. This is some. Okay. What's that you want? Here's here's something you need to understand. You've got a new black neighbor and you got a new black neighbor that owns part of owns your jacuzzi because you're over the fence line. All right. And as soon as I move in, I'm coming and I'm getting in my jacuzzi. You will, man. You know what I mean? No, moving to that. I'm going to use the jacuzzi on money. We'll be outside. You'll get it on Tuesday, Thursday and the weekend. That's it because blind and damned jacuzzi belongs to me. The jacuzzi of all my black man and a white man. And we're going to get along. Bottom line. Look here. Well, listen here, you. Who are you to get kicked? What's the days I get to use my jacuzzi? Because it's not coming over to my desk. It's always jacuzzi because you built it.

4:04That's the only thing that makes it yours. It being all my part of the property helps make it mine. So therefore, we're going to share this jacuzzi. And we're going to try to get. We're going to share this jacuzzi. I'm tossing you across the fence. I will be there. Mondays, Wednesdays, and you're going to be. I'll be standing at my jacuzzi with a shotgun. You take one step over to my property. My property lies. I swear, if I could jump through this phone, I'd ring your **** neck. You know, I was going to be in there with me. Who the **** is going to be in there? I'm going to have cutting hell in the jacuzzi. Who cutting hell? My coworker? What the? Oh, man. This is not your time, man. You're going to have your boy cutting hell. You got me to play football on you. Oh, damn it. Come on. Hey, back to ****. We got you, man. We got you. You only good. I got one more thing to ask you, man. What is the baddest that I mean the baddest radio show in the land?

5:05The Steve Harvey radio checker. Well, that's stupid enough for you. Yes, sir. Always. It's amazing. I'm stupid you can be. All right. What was that? Living up to what you want. As long as I got it for you. I will be stupid. It might be a thing to say.