Side Stories: Snack Attack w/ Jackie Zebrowski

0:00There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk on the left side stories Side stories yes Dude I had fucking I gotta listen to what happened to me this week I was in San Francisco. I had a show at the punchline. Love you punchline. Great time. Absolutely. Also sorry to Alaska Can't wait cannot wait to be back there in April April. We are gonna come back We promise we're definitely coming this time and it's not it's not not happening we're coming. We've rescheduled This is very scheduled. We're coming. Um, but while I was in San Francisco I was slumming it a little bit. I took in Uber X and Arrab four showed up and at first I'm like my wife's with me. I don't want to get in this fucking thing Did you I was like the driver? I was like just worried that like you know, it wouldn't Move I was surprised it got to me. Honestly. I'm afraid to even put a woman in Arrab four. Yes

1:03So it had um one of those like rearview mirrors. That's like a camera Instead of like a rearview mirror. You know what I'm talking about. It was filming you it was filming it was filming your consent No, it was filming the back. Oh, it was filming the people behind us without their consent But it was really nice and it seemed I had a nice time in the RAV4 and I think that I've learned something As it because we've got a lot of messages a lot of people say we're very insensitive Recently, yeah, yeah, we get really insensitive about how we've been talking about the RAV4 And you know a lot of people have RAV4s and that's okay And I've been really sitting with a lot of people's opinions about the RAV4 and kind of self adjudicating Yeah, about whether if I'm good or not thinking about the RAV4 And like yes I'm great. Yeah, but maybe not when it comes to the RAV4 I'm sitting in that RAV4 with my wife and at first I'm mad as hell And then I'm looking around. I'm like this ain't that bad. She wasn't screaming. No, she was just like at least it's not a Corolla

2:10Wow, yeah, and so we were you know, we were we commiserated in that And I and we got to the place and we got out of the car. We got you to where you were going We were going. It got us to where we were going weird. I put even put some luggage in the back It was it worked and you could sit I sat on the seat belt the had a belt a seat belt Erickson was had all the seatbelts and well, I didn't check the middle But julie and I were both secure. Well, you're big enough to normally need the two. Yes. I know I know and usually I'm big enough to not even need one because my shoulders are touching either door The roll cage. Yes Your body's Touching your roll cage itself. So I'm saying that I've learned and I've grown to know That if you drive a RAV4 you shouldn't have to call 988. Wow Guys, this is one of the biggest People come at us all the time and they're always so thankful about how we grow. Yes, all right

3:12And then usually it's just sideways and sometimes we start small right we start small Maybe there's a little procedure that might in kind of discourage your full growth. Mm-hmm, but we got Just enough growth. I think on this subject. Yeah, RAV4 drivers We're not sorry, but we're thinking about saying we're sorry. Yeah, we're thinking about you and how hard your life must be stuck in that Horrible can and honestly I feel like The care that should be taken for you is just the same amount of care that the Baptist took Yeah, to really carve out the and make sure a really special place for everybody feel comfortable in that room Know what I think would be a really nice thing for us to do a cause for us Helmets for people who have to drive and ride in RAV4 honestly that be nice helmets and then If there was like a cork like situation for their mouths and it's not to silence them. No, it's to protect their teeth

4:18With a bite on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah for when the airbags come out because their airbags all full of sand This is side stories my name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson and we have re adjudicated our opinion on the RAV4 You're welcome. You're welcome, and this has just been like There's so many been so many learning opportunities this week for growth. Yeah, we got all kinds of updates and we took one we did I took it. Yeah, we are a better Person I'm better person he is I'm better person because I was in a RAV4 also. I do want to say I'm sorry to Frederick Brennan Hey, I slandered quite a bit right before he died. So he died of course we talked about oh my god that guy yes The creator of a chan the guy that did start life off in a bad way But then did his best to pull the nose up and try to discourage young men from getting radicalized on the internet And then everything he could Frederick Brennan he passed. Oh Yeah, he's dead. Wow. I can't believe you were just making fun of that guy. Yeah, but so it goes

5:24This isn't a funny and a bad not funny. It's actually not funny. I'm sorry. No, no Yeah, unfortunately he did pass because unfortunately Peyton Manning did use him as a long ball. Oh, yeah That's just me just trying to obviously Hide my pain with last Jeff Saturday Use them and then he Jeff Saturday gave him to Peyton Manning. Thank you. That's was Peyton Manning center Wow So again, sorry to that guy And we got some updates. I think we got a couple updates and we can go in before the updates before the updates We got normal updates hold your finger off that You wait your god damn ass They fucking charge the brother in the shit in the cruise ship murder All right, so first of all we want to say congratulations to the police. They finally got their man So when we arrive last year This is not just a plug for crime wave at C-2.0

6:31Not certainly not the cops are on the boat. Please everyone jump off because guess what no step sister got strangled to death on Royal Caribbean that we get no This is a carnival cruise activity. We know that that is what they do over there. Okay, life was in limbo You got to be careful over there. So we now know the Anna Kempner who was a lovely young lady Was on a carnival cruise docked at the dock the same weekend we docked yeah after the crime wave at C-1.0 there were cops everywhere There were cops everywhere. We didn't know what was going on. This young lady was murdered by right now They're accusing her stepbrother and what they this is actually finally happened because they've been kind of Tipped towing around actually charging the younger brother The funniest part about this story is the parents were all like oh, yeah, he did it As soon as everyone threw him under the bus everybody was like oh, he's a fucking creepazoid. He was obsessed with her absolutely Yeah, then why can I ask Did you make him a roommate on a carnival cruise? I want to say four out of five

7:38Brothers scenarios. Yeah, involve step brothers and sisters on cruise. Honestly. This is like and I think that It's like that's it was just not good to do. I mean not everyone has enough money for multiple state rooms I'm not saying this is not what he sleeps with her in there or someone's coming into the parents room or somebody else Goes in the air besides the stepbrother that is sexually obsessed with the step sister was he sexually obsessed I think he was just like me never and beat her up all the time That's what they said, but also that's how young boys flirt. Yeah What I think ask the fucking Christian church at the Catholic church Yes, how the boys flirt They're always fighting and kicking That's how they're doing. That's how they say yes to a priest I mean, this is a fucking crazy story. It's like everyone's god damn nightmare You're on vacation and one of your family members gets killed by another family. Oh, yes, it's fucking horrific

8:38This is a horrific the the the the the the the woman working the the housekeeper found Yes, because he strangled her to death and will allegedly strangled her to death and stuff shoved her underneath the bunk What I think happened is they were rough housing and he took it too far and accidentally killed her and then tried to hide her body That's my personal like that's me putting my like stupid like I wasn't there detective glasses on Of course, we have no idea what goes on, but I do think that also a or Did he try to do something weird and then try to shut her up? And kill her in the process of it Man, I don't know ain't good. It's not good either way. Guess where it didn't happen Royal Caribbean. That's what you're gonna want to go to crime wave and see 2.0 Because on our I'm telling you we're gonna control the true crime on our cruise Yeah, and we're gonna have CCTV cameras on the carnival cruise ship so we can watch the crimes as they happen

9:40Live stream crime from carnival cruises on to the absolutely idyllic perfect royal Caribbean cruise line Don't look them up in the Epstein files No, you don't look it up. No, don't look it up, but just know that there's a Boats sort of not to play him Boats aren't to play for islands. Boats have done as much good as they've done harm. Yes, ask the lucetania Ask the monitor and the marimax. Ask the Titanic. They know They know down in the old Valdez so go to crime wave at c.com slash left by tickets We're gonna have so much fucking fun in this cruise and I swear to god the only stepbrothers and step sisters We are gonna allow to choke each other all the performers that we invite with us that play those family members On television. That's right. Yep. That's right. So the television enemy pornography. Yeah, and that's you know free Another update Austin the yogurt shop murderers have been completely exonerated. It's kind of crazy

10:44That it took this long because now that one guy got booked who died right the guy that we know that did the yogurt land murders He was dead already because they did that with like by there was DNA Science later on the fact, but they did actually say I'm sorry to the OG guys Well, how about they give him some fucking money, you know, he took 30 years of their god damn life. You'd think that I know that now like it seems like complicated. There's really another like, you know that that guy arctane that actor Or they put a big go fund me after he died for his family, and then we know how much money did Vanderbake get? Oh my god. It was James Vanderbake got like several millions of dollars after they bought that ranch and after they did You know, we know that he's like he was his wife was like an alternative health person than James Vanderbake Essentially dumped millions of dollars since an alternative health things that could have cured He had curable cancer and he ultimately died of it. It's really sad But that's why I feel like would go fund me's Maybe for people that aren't Previously rich and famous. Yeah, I think that this could be a good use for a go fund me that would be an interesting

11:46Yeah, if you were to do that. I'm not setting it up. No, I'm not somebody else could if someone I mean these guys deserve money. They do if you would give them money. I would I mean I wrote down if someone sat it up. Yeah, sure. I throw it down at least 50 for these fuckers But they should sue the government. We should. Oh, absolutely If you have an opportunity to sue the government always sue the government I'd sucks that the taxpayers have to pay for it, but get yours baby. Hey man Who cares? It all fucking comes out the washers fake money anyway. All the money's fucking ones and zeros and a fucking Money that real no, so I got to ask you about this Henry This is important before we get to our updates and I just need your natural opinion. We do also have an update An update. Oh another update. Well the other the thing I have to ask you about is two presidents This week have said aliens are real How do you feel about it? First of all Barack Obama was being extremely flippant When he said a UFOs were real He did it in the spirit of the stupid podcast he was on he was trying to be fun and cool And guess what he is ultimately at disappointing mess like was what we found right as a country, right?

12:47Remember when we all be on the day basis that and so Barack Obama said that UFOs were real He did it very flippantly, but that aliens are real and he didn't say UFOs are real And then he yes, you're right and then he rolled it all back afterwards saying statistically Of course, they would be real and then he said they're not a dairy of 51 Which is I know that I knew that anybody who's plugged in knows that Obama. I didn't know that Because they're right Paterson Right yeah, so then we have our do you believe Obama more than Bob Lazar? No Really you believe a Bob Lazar more than Obama if there was somebody who actually got closer to the whatever the fakery that is going on Into the center of this they let Bob Lazar much closer to it because it would only make the president sound like a moron Yeah, like literally they couldn't have him Even know they couldn't even know that we were spending millions of dollars creating technology that was just mimicking The visuals of UFOs even back then yeah, so he would even it wouldn't even matter So now we have obviously our current president the pedophile is

13:50Now he's doing this new thing right another distraction. I'm not even calling it a distraction anymore There is no distraction no he's no there are no Everybody really everything he doesn't says sucks. It's just also he has no thought behind it Yeah, every single thing is off the back of his fucking head He's got dementia He is got nothing he has no idea what's going on so he has been openly floating Saying he's like well, I've got this speech Saying aliens are real that I'm just waiting for the right time to say it So he's like saying he's like floating it But he also said that Obama released classified information because he has no Literal idea what the living fuck he's talking about. It's because he's trying to generate a Headline no one's buying it It makes me believe in less any single thing he'd say into a microphone is not Gonna answer anything you really think He's gonna say something of substance at this point. I mean, I feel like if anyone's gonna release this information

14:51It's Trump. No, it's not it's the anything that he would release is something that has been Carefully packaged and handed to him you think so yes, you don't think he's just gonna flippantly be like This is you know, they're all gone or it doesn't exist Like anything that would really be like like that level that level like if you believe The UFO lore if we actually believe the big mother load lore. Yeah, that we've had these things since the 1950s Yeah We got some advances in technology. We've starting to maybe make some things that look like UFOs Yeah, I think we're at the same ground level. We were Fucking 70 years ago and I think that your guy you have a bunch of now the worst of the worst of the worst that are gonna try to talk about one of the most Powerful mysteries of our reality. Yeah, we don't know how this reality works We don't know where we're at we don't know why they're the whole universe is it filled with endless life

15:57We don't know why they don't know why he has no fucking idea what's going on anything He'd say wouldn't matter it makes me not care about disclosure One bit this is literally I just watched Jeremy Corbell and George nap just had a brand new great piece Of UFO footage out of Syria unweaponized and It's I watch it you could actually see the thing you can see this thing go stop you could see it go back at forward You could see take off and I mean it's like really good footage and It don't quite make me as hard as it used to yeah, what do you think's going on? Oh just cuz it's cuz the world's on fire I thought that otherwise it's that it's making me understand what are the mysteries Actually here and what are the important mysteries and the important mysteries are You just coming out and trying to just say something about aliens like obviously is just such a deep smoke screen For whatever's going on yeah And he's just gonna say the smoke screen and it doesn't matter and the fact that he is got this in his back pocket

17:00And he's flippantly talking about it like it's deciding whether or not there's gonna be a season three of a television show Also shows just how important this is to them okay So we should really also think about that if he has the speech and he's waving and around threatening to give it How important is that speech? Yeah, obviously not because he already told us all he has it because he's a fucking moron And is it Obama making an alien documentary? He's doing anything but helping He's literally anything but anything useful as an ex-president he'll he'll do Yeah All right, so But yeah, that's my problem a problem makes me upset I think that the the the very center of this is the mystery that we'll never explain and I think we can shelve it for a couple years Wow, I think that at this point what we are seeing is evidence of every single piece of conspiracy theory thought

18:01That has been ridiculed that has been put out and we are now watching in real time be exposed And nothing Is more important than that story. Yeah, and with that We go get out of this Maybe hit our fucking music my It's an island adventure. It's an island adventure Hey, yeah, it's Jeffrey time Oh my god, so I made it through about a half an hour of less Wexner's deposition. Oh, this is what you want to start with So this fucking piece of fucking shit. I have never oh my god. Natalie hurt me in the other room I'm just watching this really not very good at keeping a secret dude. Oh my god So I'm in the room. I sound like I'm at the Baptist, right? I'm just yelling at my screen I'm just sitting here. I'm watching him talk and I'm just going mother fucker mother fucker You know like it's over and over again like I need a documentary made about me. Yeah, and not enough laughter at the bathtub, right?

19:10I'm so serious And so I went and I I'm cursing at this motherfucker less Wexner He has a disability now. I'm seeing this thing and I The next man Greer them when an old man that is he goes from he wants he's he when he leaves that deposition room Which also had members of they were supposed to have members of Congress, right? None of the Republican showed up They sent all their assistants four Democrats showed up. I guess just because they had nothing to do I don't know right they were there. I feel like the Democrats should be busy and the Republicans should be that whatever That's the most important story of the century. Oh, yeah, who fucking know if you fucking idiots So less Wexner is getting talked at by these guys and all he does is he goes from The most powerful billionaire, right? He talks about it in one way when you see him on the news. Yeah, and he goes in there He is the most aw shucks Oh, I couldn't even tell you what jeffery was doing

20:10You don't have that type of money to act like that that mother fucking liar Lied through his teeth. He's laughing Joking about what's going on. He openly says. I don't think Trump and Epstein were friends He said he never knew Epstein personally every single time they brought up an email that said like here's him saying stuff like You and I are embedded together in a crime Organization and we need to act like it like literally saying out loud. Yeah, keep going I don't know what he's referring to in these. I don't know what he's talking about in this just the most just like I can't even I kind of talked about like Just like so what happened when you found out did jeffery Epstein was stealing money from you They were trying to find out like a dollar amount and he wouldn't give it to him It's always like oh, you know Everything went into chaos when we found out jeffery was a crook and it's like They just are and what we know that They forced less wexner force the farmer girl the girl that was Kidnapped yeah, and kept on the Columbus grounds where less wexner's house was where he allowed jeffery Epstein to live

21:14Next to his house was where she was kept captive and then was forced to change her driver's license to the address of less wexner's house That seems like hard evidence right But he looked at it and he's just like never happened don't know these people don't know what's going on Just managed to delete everything and then we have the very famous moment where his lawyer Michael Levy Says if you answer another question with more than five words I'm gonna fucking kill you Yeah, the thing is funny enough is that That the obviously just a clip alone is so deeply enraging right even just watching them joking because he was funny and Tudid is right in that moment he was talking about how Epstein gave financial advice to Google Well, that's when he was throwing it that was the one time he threw people under the bus He threw Jeff Bezos under the bus he threw Google under the bus and he threw Bill Clinton under the bus There's the only three names he dared mention right now. They're all coming for Clinton because Clinton actually did cut him off in

22:162008, but I will say I was listening This is one of those things that are all comes together in ways. He don't understand So part of what I do to shut my brain off and the crowd knows this You just keep watching Epstein files. I know but like So I've been also trying to cut off my body cam footage. I'm trying to like So I unfortunately I do I listen to old Howard Sterns to just kind of Delete my brain right I found a bunch of archives of the complete episodes and I listened to them to just sort of relax I watched this fun documentary about elephant stepping on landmines Go ahead. Yep. Oh, so they what happened? They lose their legs and they get prosthetics. It's actually very Laughing about this is funny for you or it's funny talking about it now. Yes, but the the documentary itself is very upsetting Yeah, well of course um But in 2003 they were like offhandedly talking about Bill Clinton doing this thing with It was ping pong balls. I mean basically

23:18He was him talking about like they were all talking about how he was working with this young recent high school graduate that big one this like science award It was like 19 years old and they kept talking about how he was like all over her And he was like touching her and like doing all the kind of stuff and you can kind of see you like oh, yeah There's that rapist. Do you think you thought she's maybe you thought she's saxophone? Who knows. I mean she was gold Very gold But I made it through about an hour of the less wixner stuff and then I jumped to clips and it's So deeply responsible and basically what it comes out is is that he is obviously he's the the simplest old man Awshocks just a he's just a businessman. Yeah, Awshocks. He only like made lingerie the most popular item He also was very obviously a closet. He's a closet homosexual that is I thought he was out No, cuz he's Just brilliantly in love with his wife. Oh, okay. All he does is hide behind his wife There's like I know people mark us was even getting on me about that about even saying that it's just more just

24:22The only reason why you've been bringing up that about him is you're watching him hide behind his wife Yeah, cuz he keep the whole time. He's like what my wife would have had nothing to do with that Yeah, and he keeps doing this thing like his wife kept him out of trouble That's what all these motherfuckers are doing and it's just why fucking his lanes the only one in prison just lanes a fucking she open she's gonna When she gets out of jail, I don't know what she's gonna do, but it's it's gonna be bad I think that whatever we we need to keep more than close eyes on just lane I also have gotten a lot of feedback because Honestly, people were like why are you mispronouncing Pam Bondy's name as that truly I had no Interested learning it. Yeah, and when I first I never you guys have to understand guys is that I am it's what they deserve I'm new to actually reading the news news. Yeah, right? I don't the news news It's not something I normally had to pay attention to I very rarely even cared about who was district attorney and all these

25:24Fucking people because I was a piece of shit. We need to be going back to a Buffalo Wild Wings being able to sell boneless wings under the name boneless Yes, that's our terror that was my terror to be able to get to that today So I'm learning about this. I'm learning things. So now I know her that I know that cunt's name is Pam Bondy All right, and I hope she gets torn apart by dogs yes, so that's it This is all just to try to add more mystery because people don't or actually Don't want to talk about the real stuff like how Jeffrey Epstein and just Lane Maxwell went to the very very high end and basically We're one of the main donors for about a decade of this very very fancy private economy called interlocking Which is where chapel rone went I want you guys to remember this too. Oh, this is one of those little things that you like forget Yeah, as people right any and I were talking about this just in this this fear about how we're lucky Few chance saying no kept us out of really bad places because you felt like a feeling about a guy

26:29Yes, now that you now know was on the Epstein list. You didn't hang out with him. Yes. Thank it's weird, right? How like all these things are all connected interlocking is one of those places where would you ever wonder why A starlit appears out of nowhere, right? Like you wonder why like oh my god was given to us was was past She had like she like showed up at some big Hollywood party and like played guitar She was walking down the stairs. She has a song written a song was given to her. She wrote the whole she came down It was a whole Jennifer Lawrence was given was created right just great You know stop there's no the wrong just remembering that every single time you are one of you at one of these elite things You actually do have quite a potential to rub up against some of the most Fucking despicable people in the face of the planet. Yeah because money seems to bring them. Yeah Harvey Weinstein was at all the same events as Jeffrey Epstein while they were both donating to Democrats Yes, we know that they were on the other side and they did that to fucking cover up for themselves So interlocking the interlocking center for the arts is this amazing idyllic

27:35Now I guess it's about a hundred years old. It's outside of Traverse City and it has a large amount of celebrity The all these like celebrities kind of came out of it. There's a lot of people that went and trained their trapperones one I just kind of brought it up in the fact that like You just be surprised who gets if you get to the right places who has access to you And then what people want to go to julyard of course. It's because it's there. It's like There's and it has a pipeline. There's like a thing you're getting involved Harvard in an institution Jeffrey Epstein did the same thing. So he would go and he like so he gave them he donated this building to interlocking And then he from I guess it was called Zorro Ranch. Oh God I wish And from 94 and 2000 he uh spade he would go and stay at interlocking with jislane And then what they would do is they would walk a little dog a little terror a little Yorkshire terror And they would walk and they would find a freshman

28:37And they would talk to him and then they'd get to know him and they'd bring him out to the private house start to groom him happen Many many many times of course the school said we never had any complaints Yeah, which is you know mostly just because these things is that we don't understand is that in order for them to have a complaint They have to receive the complaint and then enter it Yeah, into some form of book or some care about it. They have to Say it's a complaint. So what they can do is say They didn't get any complaints even though we have one mother basically There's one may I had a whole crusade against Jeffrey Epstein right while during all that so a while this was happening And they hushed it all up right he gave 400 grand to this to the place or a decade They now disavowed him they took his names off of everything obviously that makes sense now they have like the money They have Send that money back to Jeffrey Epstein's estate. You know, so we're donated to fucking people or child people who are Yeah, some kind of it's hard right because I do understand

29:41They are what they're doing is it's manipulating places that are in desperate need of money. Yeah, these high High end I've access to younger people. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and so he he they need the money and so he Jeopardy Epstein probably the single most effective pedophile network organizer Maybe ever since the old days Like he put his fingers He put his fingers on these great industries that he could manipulate very easily With his tremendous amount of cash that he got from who Less Wexner that's how it all started and lots of other people none of this is possible without less Wexner He did start it all nothing of this is possible when Epstein was down and out he was staying at Wexner's house Yes, and also this is so that was one thing looking to that there's a whole NPR stuff on it It's fucking wild on interlocking, but the main piece of news. Yeah, the big one. Yeah, they got old boy

30:44Oh Andy I was so sad the day that our episode came out they finally arrest Andrew Montbatom Windsor formerly known as Prince They arrested his fat Sweaty ass. They brought him in for a couple hours of the very first time They was this neck fatter than his head Because that's where the food stays He did it was like the first person What was it the first person arrested first royal arrested? I think since 1674 as soon as I saw that he was arrested I was like fuck this this could have been the thousand years ago since the last time a prince was arrested dude We are now seeing the UK actually gives us a sort of shit, right? They all they released them. They got it Well, they Because he's probably God knows what he said now. It's all about what what can we get what is what's the evidence? You better kill me because I know too much shit all the evidence is gone. Either way all the evidence is gone at this point It doesn't matter what did come out was my favorite piece. What's his 72 teddy bears

31:45So prince Andrew the not pedophile Keeps an entire collection of little teddy bears trust as navy men Each one is so particular that um, they are uh that he was he was so enraged To be downgraded from his home to the farm that they put him at right yeah that because one of the big reasons as he said I don't know if my bass can handle the move Oh, you see the thing is you can have 72 teddy bears. You just can't care about them. This guy Well, he's and that's has to be something because I have 10 stuffed animals full of disclosure You like yeah, that's what you're 10 stuffed animals. You're a cute guy. Yeah, I enjoy I enjoy I mean half of them are orcas. Yeah, what am I supposed to give them to you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't buy them I bought a couple I bought the do dog. I like the do dog And I bought it like she's saying that it's like cocaine that it's okay as long as you don't buy it. Yes. Yeah, okay So he was uh the Sarah talked about like he's just disgusting

32:49He's just another example of a disgusting piece of shit and we now there's some talk So as we know that the russians taught Epstein a skill of putting cameras in Kleenex boxes So that was like one of the thing that he would do as a thing blows. Oh Any And there was some talk about whether or not so Andrew used to go through with a fine tooth comb with his help To make sure that they were all properly organized by size and shape And they had to be done. It would take hours for them to do it properly. Yes. I knew what else they doing. He had two people They got into something organized the teddy bears again. I don't know fucking know who fucking knows I wish I had someone to go through my DVDs I'm gonna fix my tire pressure And these guys like the it is just the he's just such a fucking pervert and They might kick him kick him out Well, they've got to put him in prison There's no, they didn't even get him on the child shit. That was the part that fucked me up the most. They got him on espionage

33:51Yeah, so they have him dead two rights An information that he sent to Epstein about financial moves that the The fucking royals were doing so that he could get in on it It's the definition of insider trading and so he Parents prince Andrew dating of course because they don't they don't got them This it's it's fun. It's sad out there ladies We know that it's extremely sad out there for women in order for them to this is what we were saying This is why cash but tell our fuck that fucking moron that's the reason why he said there was nothing to go on is because there's literally no Video of Trump's face next to a newspaper with his penis entering into a child like there is no that and even that wouldn't necessarily It's like they that's what they're saying yeah in terms of there's no quote-unquote smoking gun Because it's extremely difficult as we know to litigate out and do sexual assault for regular people never mind

34:51For that because it's like because they hold this burden of proof like it's just like fucked up thing a woman has a woman gets raped Has to go deal with an extreme physical Search you have to go up inside you do all this you get a rape kit done the right and then they just sit hours Yes, and then it just sits and then they just go and so I think that it's gonna be a they're not gonna get we're not gonna get the justice we want Jeffrey Epstein being dead is the closest thing we got I mean someone's got to go down. I mean Adi had just quit you know lots of people fucking Contbondi busic just said straight up there with that's woman caller Contbondi basically just said we're not they're done We're not well. They're done for now until the fucking shit switches over and then we arrest her ass first Democrat with a spine and I will show you and I will I might think I these are how many people from Trump's first term went to prison I don't even know the number. It's gotta be 20. Yeah, it doesn't make it doesn't matter. It's gonna happen again They're all gonna get locked up except for him

35:53But then they get less than they get released again I'm gonna get released and then we all get everybody goes playing like good game And Democrats are helping to go good game get everybody. Yeah, and walk away Peter Till just gives a bunch of money to fucking everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so these people can be fucking People suck my fucking dick. Well, you know how I agree. Yeah, but I'm trying to figure out how to be funny about it I think Andrew's gonna get any time or anything. No, you don't think for the espionage nothing No, I think that's what he will get Hopefully there's an opportunity To kill himself in jail That is what I think I think that he's gonna get an opportunity to off himself. He is legitimately such a He is a massive liability. Yes, King Charles is trying to figure out what to do But King Charles is gonna be dead soon and I think that his waste of space panty boy son is also gonna not just gonna Shoot the bed. Well, he's gonna be king. Yeah, well, guess what good good. That's done. I thought they have power

36:54They use a new Jackson so they're gonna say again another group of fake ass people gonna ask my fucking D Where's out freaking? How freaking's done? Yeah He broke I wish I wish he didn't but he definitely we gotta find out who cares man. Honestly All I know is I think just if I'm curious to yell it I definitely believe that Peter Buttigieg is gonna lead the whole Gillotine of the whole government. Don't worry That brave man is absolutely gonna step to the entire pedophile ring Can we just make sure we're given Bernie the same drug cocktail that are given Trump Like can we just make sure he stay alive if you gave Bernie Sanders speedy die He has to be at Vermont speed Yeah, that's as fast as he can go. Jesus. All he could take. He's already had his moment I have no idea how he's still alive. I have no idea how he's still alive. He's older than all of them. I just We need a new batch. We do need a new batch. We could use a couple. We need all of them new step up you fucks

37:58Who all right. I don't know. Maybe your sister Speaking of Jackson brosky She will be a guest here on side stories Here she comes Yeah, recording He's got her little baby smasher in there. Her little baby thrush Catcher more than a smasher And release No, I ain't releasing him. I ain't releasing If your baby lawn mower diesel Don't use yet let it gasoline Whoa, like then it'll set on fire. Honestly, it's a good old-fashioned propane And then you can also grill some meats on top of the lips if you want This is Jackie's a brosky my sister. She is talking about Her are you do? Yes, and you might know her from LPN Romantician page 7 and who's the bitch? Is the bitch. I'll tell you the fucking bitches. Is he you? It's me. Yeah

38:59Yeah, cuz I voted this year So this year I had an old ballot I filled it out. That is filled it out willy-nilly. That is really good. I saved my I voted stickers and wear them on random days Just to like confuse people What did I do? Why did I make sure of first of all? Also, did you wear this Mariah Carey shirt for me? Oh, I love my Mariah Carey shirt Yeah, I got it. Yeah, we we got it at the show. I like this shirt because her press I like wearing a panceless Like I'm Mariah Carey and it doesn't look like balls are hanging out with Joey says go. Oh my god Get in here. All right now Mariah your balls have gotten so big All right, let's try nipples on the balls. Let's pause here now and loud Jackie her time the reason why Jackie is here today She's reclaiming her time. Yes. She is actually here to plug something that's not on the network Yes, and I'm not talking about plugging up this hole on the bottom or plugging up this hole up top

40:00Unless that's what you're into you should give slash pick a try and while that sounds like you're going to be putting Whatever you've got inside of my holes. Well, the answer is yes in a way. Are you plugging the project? I am slash thick check it out It is a dating sim game where you can have sex with slasher's that are based on different IP So I I mean they are it's like there's leather There's there's a mic who's based off of Michael Myers mine is there's no like Dahmer No, no, no, no, no, only only you know IP killers. Oh, that's fine. So my yeah, so they're these big sexy guys And now we've got slash thick cuffing season, which is the second part of this and I'm coming in my name is penny I am a harlequin clown. I am based off of penny wise and I Can know your deepest fees. Is there like a Jason who's like really fat and stupid and all the kids fuck with them No, no, no, they're all just really hot. You just really want to in fact, I feel like a hockey player Jason

41:05Not in this. I mean, he did rivalry crossover waiting to happen No, they get this pass by all these various copyright boards. Yo, because that's the thing is that they're not it's just it's an illusion That's why I'm penny and I look nothing like penny wise Honestly, I'm really excited for you to enter into the world of video games This is something you have been obsessed with for a very long time. I love dating games. I love I've been playing dating games for so long and I have been wanting to voice a character in one of these games And honestly, what's really cool about this company is that it's a woman Get your balls up woman. Oh nice woman owned and they are trying to have the creators keep their IP So a lot of the money goes directly to the creators. It is funded by the creators is for the creators And in fact, I am now currently working on my own cryptid fuck game so that we can start banging cryptid Yes, so I will you know

42:05She's down deep in the barrels of coding as just she just like pennies a chick Yeah Okay, I was like but Jackie's playing Yeah, that's what I was I was weird is that why would you have an amorphous blob Play the one the pictures up but Rob pulled up the picture up there So I've got this like cat mask on and I'm they wanted me to be a bit of like a really insane southern bell And so you you either get fucked by the slasher or you get killed by us You wonder the other I work and they find it they can find it on the app Dorian get the app Dorian And all of it is free and you can now then like as you're playing the game You can give your money directly to the creators for the crazier scenes Like this full titties They just say there's more You fuck priest There's not titties and dicks in it, but it is very it is written

43:05For us romant to see lovers out there and it's very fun Honestly a lot of female identifying and queer people that are writing beautiful stories Where I had no idea that I wanted to be called a piggy piggy by leather face You know And I'm sick of people making an insult How do I do like why Julie find it when you call do you say quiet piggy to Julie? We like we love our piggy talks Julie doesn't mind it at all I know I'm not even ending this to any other husband You understand my love of piggy and she knows that when I say piggy it is a compliment It's a compliment to her because pigs are smart You want more than a fucking toddler? I'll tell you that much Absolutely on I call my wife a woman Yeah How about crampers? Crampers should have been a woman for periods Oh why Cramps Oh because the cramps Yeah, I don't know I didn't even think that honestly I haven't had a cramp in like 10 years So I don't I don't know what to do. Yeah, she is a kid a cramp. We started talking about the IUD

44:09Oh wow That's full circle That's amazing Yeah, I don't realize it did more than that Yeah, it zaps it all the way Amazing But now we have the positive plug out of the way Yes And now it's time for you to enter into the world of side stories Because I'm sick of all the positivity you've been talking about Up until this point I am I am over it I do a lot of positivity as well I know on the brighter side Sick and the other show So you're upset with both of us I know I'm just saying It's time to bring you both down a peg All right All right So we got this first great story today You talked about fallen in love What is like getting out there dating But no one ever really talks about the perils of marriage I feel like that's a good thing that nobody really talks about marriage You know, you're married now Jackie I am married I like the Sherals of marriage Well, you know, it's a lot of Sherals in marriage If Sherals not being a big old bitch Sounds like you're stepping out with Sherals But the one thing you know One thing you could take to the bank Is that you don't actually know your partner

45:10Never the person you're sleeping next to Is a labyrinth of mirrors Someone that you'll never really even know Even if they are a previous American idol contestant Whoa Put the dog down No, I can't You don't know You're being distracted I can't hold people around You're being distracted You're being distracted You look how sad he is Look at this, look at this You're going to yell at him like that He did this to me earlier Champ gets numbers You kidding me? This is for the Netflix crowd I forgot, yeah, this is this This is for Netflix We're fluffin' it Yeah, what are you talking about? This is champs good This is our bet This is our bet Apologize to him Apologize to champ I'm sorry, champ Thank you Well anyway, let's talk about this guy Do you watch American Idol? No, I don't You know No, I've never watched American Idol I watched dancing with the stars This year for the first time though I did too It was surprisingly enjoyable Delightful What an absolute delight Watching that robberger When just, oh Oh, oh What did robberville When kill his kill his fucking family? I think No, no, no Oh, is it the number that killed the stingray? And that's so respected it

46:11He should have fucking Got revenge for his life For his father's stingrays He should have been every day Cookie cuttering the fucking waste He should wake up every day And stomp a stingray to death No On the side of his boat He should have a stamp Every time he kills a stingray Yes, that stingray would align through it You're right, he's a pussy Does it rip its guts out When it stings you did the stingray At least Have the guts ripped out like the bees No, it doesn't do work like that It just stabbed the heart with the barb It's an assassin Yeah They're quiet assassins That is in petting zoos Yes, speaking of a quiet assassin So this young man A champ This guy by the name of He's a cute guy Cute guy He is by the name of Caleb Flynn He is a pastor And he is a former American Idol contested Let's hear his interview Over on American Idol Okay Rob He's gonna start playing the guitar for me That's exactly what he does My name is Caleb Flynn I'm from Tip City, Ohio I audition because I don't even get to say sorry Music is all I know

47:12It's what I live to do And I love to sing So that's why I audition Maybe my wife kind of nudged me a little bit too My first thought when I got my golden ticket Honestly all I could do was Cover my face Because I cried a little bit Kind of a crybaby You get it from my mom and my dad But it was honestly just pure joy Excitement I tried out for American Idol Two or three years ago and I didn't make it And so to get this was all the more Sweeter and all the more Mini-full So it was awesome The person that inspires me To be an informer I guess would say Would say the Lord I'm a music pastor And so that's my job every week Is to go up there and to sing And to connect What I do on stage the congregation So first and foremost Obviously is the Lord Thing that makes me unique You know I absolutely love the Lord I love my wife She is very very pretty She's cool Do you call her a piggy? Cut

48:14Get rid of this guy Send him back to the Lord That made him No It is a good chance that happens I will say I do think that he did that his own wife He did it justly But he said he loved his wife And you know what that means he means He loved her a little too much We'll see what happens So we did one of my favorite things in true crime Is when a man calls in And tells the 9-1-1 operator Exactly how he murdered the person But in a third person way And if somebody else had done it So he calls and the first thing he goes is You know I need an ambulance So like well what's the prop me or sir And he's like my wife is shot Three times in the head He's like he's so much chaos Three separate shots in the head I don't know how And they're like are the kids still in the house He's like yes Yes the murderer might still be in there And they're like oh my god Do you think that the kids are okay And he's like oh oh yeah

49:18Do you even pretend to check out of Did Brett? No none of it So he does one of those and then he looks a lot Different post murder of his wife Yeah, he's got what we call school bus head Well now that 13 years of past Since he was on American Idol I think the issue is as that what we're seeing here is age Yeah and that the Lord abandoned him finally What I do like is that as he got older His hair concentrated on a more pinpoint part of his skull Yeah he looks like a conehead He looks like he's becoming a conehead He's mid transformation Maybe that's why he killed her He never got out of tip city Never left tip city Stay in there Get out Stay in there Couldn't he never gave the whole thing No slightly in there Then right back out Jackie do you remember Do you ever watch worse cooks Oh yeah Food Network Yeah Yeah Most of all The NBarell story Is Daryding Absolutely I don't know what you're talking about Oh NBarell Somebody I loved on Food Network

50:20Has now Died by suicide And it's the most hardcore Non-lesbian lesbian You've ever seen in your life Very sad She had a hair She had a hair like a Fucking Napalm tsunami And she was Ake She was quite a Quite a leader On the Food Network show Worst Cook You liked her breasts Didn't you No she's gross Okay But I mean That was a stressful way I mean That was a respectful way She's not No She's not like She's not like that I mean I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry everybody That was my best Everybody's upset It's fine I'm threats I'm threats All right And I need you to understand that That's what makes you such a great host Yes I have a chance to talk And we should be thanked for allowing him to run this network So what are I'm My disability makes me Special and fun I'm like the BBC We have nothing Yes We do We do Two of them Oh god

51:20So In Lord But in Burrell So she was found In a cascade of pills Dead in her shower And they just now Released that there was a suicide note She had kept a suicide journal And then do you remember Also for Worst Worst Cook Yes Where she had kept a separate document Where she was writing all of her sad Boxes Extremely sad It really fucked up It's very sad But and also on Worst Cook It's totally against journaling Right Journal journaling is the problem I don't need I know how many people we know And have gotten Someone read their journal And they had to break up with a significant other Well it's because you You should be reading their journal I know But the person It's always the person That's why the journal is wrong And it has to rest This is the problem though Is that I remember I'll never forget When mom came into my room after Having read my journal And she wrote If you don't want someone to know something Never write it down She's like That's not What is this like Coastal Nostra Right I just know I was like It's just my I love that rob

52:22Immediately brought up The diary And Frank I'm sorry It's a diary It's a diary She did it Let's get back to the story It's Kenny So I was Want to talk about What It's also for Worst Cooks That lady that killed her child That one Worst Cooks in season two She killed her child She killed her child Food poisoning I know My question is Jackie What is it with Reality television show people Enter crime Like they're not real celebrities They're just fucking shoved into Shoved into its celebrity I asked They don't have to earn it I asked the woman Think about Honestly Think about the stunt casting Of the show Chicago Right It's being infamous It's the idea that Roxy Heart is always Oftentimes brought in To be played by a celebrity Why are you making this Jump into Chicago land Why did we do On page seven we've been talking about Whitney from Secret lives of Mormon wives Is playing Roxy Heart

53:22But she's not the first time A Roxy Heart is like Pam Anderson has played her like Yeah, they just don't cast it But it's because the reason why They stunt cast that specific It's because of The especially with like Reality television stuff like that It's the idea of being infamous Why was Renee Zellwa Garina in the Oscar-wimneying film Because she won Oscars to do it After the fact Yeah, that was But she knew what she was going to go catch She should've been We'll release a Marie Presley She can't pick her anymore Wait, she's dead Well, yeah, back in the day She was too old then by then to play her What is she going to play up against Catherine Zeta Jones Catherine Zeta Jones was like 65 years old in that film No, she's not She's not even 69 years old No, she's not even 69 years old I'm trapped Oh, sorry I'm trapped I think it is the idea I'm sorry, Henry I apologize Becoming famous no matter what I think there is that like Part of like even in like You look at a Whitney From secret lives of Roman wives

54:23That she was straight up like Oh, you want me to be the villain In this show So that I can get on Broadway She's openly said I will like keep giving me the villain And it's I'll keep being this bitch If it means I'm going to have a career After this And so that's kind of how they spun it And so why should we kill these people Do they sing 25 or 6 to 4 Chicago Yeah, they threw the big band version of Chicago That's through the you know The half time we both We both the gun we both we both the gun We both more saxophone Yes All right, so that's I guess you could say that Catherine Zeta Jones was approximately 31 to 33 years old During the production of Chicago Approximately approximately Approximately In her age 50s If you have to put her ages approximately During a time period There is some doubt She's got secret Of course And don't bring this up in front of Mariah Carey Mariah Carey is pretended to not have a birthday

55:25For many many years Mariah Carey was forged Yeah She was not born Mariah Carey was forged By natural water Oh yeah Yeah, that was like the now the movement of water That is so yeah Oh yeah Yes So what's your advice for this guy? Oh, well Sounds like you're each aware of his problem The main the main problem was that he put the three bullets in her head And didn't save any for the kids Because now he's got to go be a single father Slashvik You know The game is coming out You got to go to Dorian That's big Dorian man Also if you're listening to this on Wednesday And if you happen to be in LA Check out the ripped bodice Because your wife and I Are going to be doing a monsters against ice show It's pro monster fucking As long as those monsters Are not a member of ice Oh How many of you are 100% of the donations go Towards churla as well What about the Epstein list What about I think that your wife is doing enough

56:27Work on Epstein list In some of her other things I sometimes wonder if If we're in the Epstein list But like walking around inside of it Like it's the back rooms That's how to Natalie and I are right now Yes That we just sort of kiss Finding the monster We talk about what we just read in a separate room You know, some different variants So Natalie goes from the Epstein list To like straight up fucking monsters Yes And then you expect to have normal conversations with her We don't I know No, no, no, no, no I don't expect to have what What It's been very crazy Because I recently I was watching the process Of my husband's mother die And during all of this I've been listening to these From top to bottom Super nuts Oh yeah Watch it It's starting at the hair But it's I'm a god to the toes I was like she's dust But I've been listening to these Just monster And like these This like people are getting railed By 12 foot bass lists And then I'm holding my husband

57:27As he's crying And I'm just listening to this And you know The dichotomy of life Isn't it beautiful It really is And speaking of the dichotomy of life There's so many ways for us to try to get back to nature Yes You know, we love monster Yes, and we've been talking about monster Yeah, I do It's really hard Because I feel like We've been separated from nature By technology You're right We've been separated From our natural instincts Yeah And I think that's why it's really good to have you here To talk about the Kentucky man that was found covered in fur After he was allegedly Caught having sex with a deer's corpse Now what when you say covered in fur Are we talking he glued it to himself I don't think it was that organized Okay I think he's skinned a deer Oh Put on its fur And then Fucked it's skinless corpse Eleanor's born The same one Didn't go out to find another deer You know, it's surprisingly

58:27Not that much information in this article And for that, I want to say Shame on you, local twelfth Shame on you, W-C I have so many questions We already have a cover up happening From the merry-tipety top Of the government all the way on down And you don't want us to know Whether or not he got the hair Separate from the deer's corpse He was fucking Yes, he was covered in fur For all we know it's dog fur To be honest, he's fucking an Intact dead deer But I don't think that's what it was He also Could just be Polish Italian Oh I mean If you saw me fucking a dead deer And I also happen to be covered in dirt Let's just pause at this Right Because right now it seems to be the big issue Is as that someone saw him Covered in fur That was even to be the big issue Right And they thought They saw him fucking a corpse On the side of the other road They called the cops They got him At first it was this whole big idea That he was covered in fur But now I'm certain to think If I was dirty Right

59:27In a ditch I'm in a retention pond I'm fucking a deer corpse Right I'm covered in brown hair Okay If I'm already covered in brown Brown brown hair If I get slathered with dirt It's very possible You would think I'm covered in fur Yeah I'm fucking the thing Right So the thing is very possible Looking at the man himself I think that Alan Osborne Might have touched back hair So they're saying you're triggered by this Feel that No He could have not been covered in hair He could have not been covered in fur I'm commiserating And to be a Sherlock Holmes Okay That's what you're doing I'm unpacking You know Do you think that the That the sheriff's The people of this fine county Do you think that they think it's better If he was pretending to be a deer Fucking the other deer That like they're like We got to let everybody Know he's covered in fur Because like At least he thought he was a deer Fucking another deer That's very optimistic of you And I like that way of look

1:00:28That way of thinking Thank you Yeah, I actually think That they like the idea that he's covered in fur Because we're And this might be a big jump Literally But they're like Farries That's right That's them's fur That's them's fur This fur They're pretty scary They're scary And they're head They're meaty like Oh my god San Francisco San Francisco San Francisco is here Run and are edible roadcale They're coming down here No That roadcale was for it That was for it And for stew All right But that might He might He might The dirty Yeah He might He might He might He don't He don't Yes And it's disgusting When it's He put his combala hair is juicing it It's his combala hair is juicing It's his combala hair is juicing He does look ashamed I will say that Yes Because he look ashamed He got caught His heads His eyes are down I think He's talking straight into the camera Yeah Well That'd be Awesome If he was looking in the camera

1:01:31$10,000 what smile Like full Like if he had full Like veer Veer Yes Hi Actually, this is a perfect time to bring this up This is a part of our monster fucker show Because there is a dog shifter In the world of Sookie Stackhouse Who's like He is a hot guy Regularly He's just like the owner of this bar But then she Started seeing this coli At night And then she started noticing All these pregnant dogs around town A lot of these are wearlassies So he's a Yes, he's a wearlassies It's all the animal fucking stuff But then that's my question for you though Is he a Does he have a human brain When he's a dog Like if he's in his dog form Does he still have a human brain And so it's the human brain Choosing to fuck other dogs Or is it a dog's brain So he has no control over it It's a dog's brain There's no way another man with a brain A normal brain is trying to fuck dogs Unless he's thinking that the dogs are attractive When he's a man How does he shift back into being a human If he has a dog's brain

1:02:31Because it's his job The whole thing switches back It's a wearlassie How do you understand it better Lassie at night man during the day He understands nothing But that's not even the case He can chew his shifts at will I think here's a I know you're right Thank you I'm sorry I think he's a fucking pervert You should be arrested Well, this is what I was saying That there are times that you are like You're supposed to be like attracted to this character And the book and I'm like I can't be because in my head He's a dog that fucks other dogs This is the thing Again I could get this off the screen Get that dog inside her Get off the screen It is just a dog And this is my problem Yes Is it anything involving dog penises Makes me want to put a gun in my fucking mouth And the idea of this Oh man My new boy His little penis came out for the first time Oh my god We saw it We saw it It's such a good day Chop What was he looking at I really A july laugh Oh my god

1:03:32Chop it Chop it Chop it We're good We're cutting this nuts off But I was happy And I think it's showing That he's starting to get comfortable It's nice It's too comfortable Yeah All right, let's get out of it Well, do you think I don't find the monsters having sex Like like I'm in monsters That's why I just pause at the question Like that's not what I'm into Yeah The cops said that he was actually kind of horny And then he got mad He's like I'm Antlery I'm sorry Yeah Yeah And he's brilliant And he's brilliant From Northland Jackie sear on a short amount of time And we I wanted to do something before She's a lot to leave Okay So on her Show page seven She works with MJ Nuffal obviously for many years She's a little Thing that she likes to do on her show is segment She's like to do snack corner I like it because you keep called it snack attack You call it snack corner You've called it almost everything except its name Which is literally Jackie's Snackies

1:04:33It rhymes with my name But I like that You hate it I know And Henry kept saying I'm gonna snack attack you on Tuesday I'm a snack attack you on Tuesday And I was like I don't know what that means I'm trying to embrace you I appreciate this And so what I saw this never happened No, no, we don't touch each other Like when they're dead No hugs We totally touch each other Yeah And we're not a touchy family Not a touchy family And so time to touch So I wanted to do I want to just snack attack you Okay All right So Jackie's snack attack Everybody knows the segment And so no it's Jackie's snackies So Jackie finds obscure snacks And she springs them on her people Right the gas on the show But most of the time they're pleasant And you like them You like them Yes This one I try to be nice Yes Have you had any bad ones? Sure Of course we have What's the worst snack you've had? Well, uh oh We had that we got the Thanksgiving Oreos

1:05:33And specifically they had a roasted turkey Oreo That was it It smelled so much like roasted turkey And an Oreo mixed together But the turkey was so turkey That it true Like I did throw up Yeah, Jack And that was apparently threw up as well Yes I made sure there was no turkey in it For there wasn't any actual turkey No, there's no real food in this thing I saw this And I knew You had to try this And I knew the only way it was going to happen Is if we did it on camera or on mic I'm so scared I saw this, I have to eat it too No Oh, I saw this, I have to do it This, we're not sponsored by them We have no idea if they know And I think that these are fine So every year apparently Progress those soups Puts out A series of hard candies That they run out immediately And I had no idea that they did this We do good put We are still doing good put With good put season two

1:06:33Coming out We're coming at you But by the way I find the the term hard candy offensive Thank you I'm sorry I have Tourette's And so Progressive I said I'm sorry I love I'm sorry I have Tourette's And so This one is when you It's the new things for this week For this week I can do it Quite big And so this one I have here This is a They are Progressive Soup Drops The tagline is soup you can suck on Ooh Now Oh wow Oh wow They are limited edition Wow They sell on immediately I don't buy an eBay I have heard about these I've never been able to get them before You got them on eBay I want them on eBay for you Wow They just be free in nursing homes They come in three flavors I get wars in this Oh my god It's their food cans Yep So this one soup drops This one is So they have a big one Italian wedding They give you a big one of chicken noodles I love this So this is Italian wedding So what they do here is They give you a can of soup

1:07:34Right so this is a can of chicken noodles So you can compare What do you know where it's what it is What it is Yeah no no that's some progress Is that soup in there You know these are soup drops No I guess is it chunky Like is there a Melty center Now it says here Natural flavors Natural flavors Mmm Oh okay It's natural Wait but there's different kinds inside the soup It is beef pot roast Cool Chicken noodle Ooh And tomato basil Which one would you like to try Tomato basil is probably the only one That's actually kind of maybe good I feel like if I'm going to do this I should eat the beef pot First of all let's you know Let's hear it pop Yeah we know they're fresh Oh wow Oh yeah Tennis balls Okay here we go I would think we could figure out Which one is which by color I would Now I don't know It has to be beef There are all levels The darkest It has to be beef Hmm Yeah they'll know they definitely look like

1:08:35There's little chunky chunky Which one do you want to do Jackie Do you want a red or you want a brown I guess I want a I feel like if I'm going to do this I should do a beef pot roast But Henry does that mean you're going to do chicken noodle I'm going to take whatever this red is Red is obviously tomato basil Well then I'll do But one of it's like a brown I'll do tomato basil I'll do tomato basil Because I feel like that's like a bloody Mary Here we go This should this might be beef Yeah this is with a shot of vodka That's it Yeah I want to see what you think Should we do it all at the same time Or should we take turns Let's do it at the same time Okay, all right Watch out, champ Oh no, there's an opportunity I don't want this He probably would love it One, three, two, one Oh god My taste looks spaghetti-os Yeah I kind of like mine Honestly Yeah, there's tomato basil I like it Mine's tomato basil How'd you get tomato basil You don't like the beef You don't like the beef Where's the beef, champ? Wait, this one's not good Try this one's not good Try one or the other one Try this one's not good

1:09:36That one, you want some of my coffee Try it that one Watch it that one's not good That one's not good I like it There's a Mario up I like the tomato basil It tastes spaghetti-os Yeah I love spaghetti-os Everyday I used to get home from school And I'd put on the Heidi cartoon And I'd eat like two cans Two cans I was a big boy I just took it off to Heidi You're sweet Actually, the tomato basil There's actually much sweeter than I expected it to be The tomato basil one is sweet The other one Does taste like roasted beef In a hardened form The tomato basil one I would actually suggest to people This is where Yeah, honestly, I don't even want it I'm just throwing it out Just because I don't Barf bucket We have barf buckets Yeah, we brought No, the tomato basil actually really is still No, it's okay More delicious than I expected It's probably just like a bouillon cube It's like sucking on a bouillon cube I mean, you're talking my language

1:10:37Some people eat bouillon cubes You know, some people really need that dose of sodium And I think I'll bless it You know, come explain it You can beef them Come on, isn't it my tongue burn It is a I feel like the flavors not going to go away anytime soon It's still in my mouth Yeah, yeah, it's really eye Just cut yours out Yeah, just because I'm in the microphone It is I know we'll say sorry for everybody That hates the mouth sounds out there I couldn't give a fucking shit The mouth sound If you have me so fun that hates it Two people love it Now, you know what it is If you can't I understand the meast of phoning people I get it every single time we always get emails about it But guess what man If you can't handle little tiny sounds How the fuck are you going to deal with 2026 Whoa It's a shit together This is a real Little tiny sound A lot of Tourette's going on today Yeah Hello Champ my fuckers Yep Well, Jackie, why don't you give that plug one last time So people know where they can find you Please everybody Download the app Dorian and start playing

1:11:37No champ, you can't eat this cough drop It's start playing Slashfic Cuffing season You know you want to either bang me as a clown Or get killed by me as a clown Those are your options But there are many ways in which I can kill you So go check them all out At Slashfic Cuffing season Do you kiss or is it straight You know like a brothel rules No, it's Let's just say it's not your normal kind of kiss it Wow Let's just say I mean she's still at a nightmare clown So it's not going to be Roses over here But you know I still think we should have like a really fat Dumpy kid named Jason Who everyone like beats up on Put that in your mood I love it If this is a You were trying to get me to put the squunk Into my cryptid fuck game as well Funny was that I always want the sad fat one in there I think that's fun The squunker should be great Because then somebody like No, but he wants to touch him But he wants No, but he wants to And it just farts out But you can rail the hell out of a squam Oh yeah And I want to see And I'll sit here and wait till you're done

1:12:39Counting on it, pounding on it Yeah, just letting No, I don't want to just let it happen to him though Can you imagine what kind of fat piece of shit You'd have to be that I have cast But like Can you imagine what kind of fat piece of shit You'd have to be to use progressive soup Suckers as cough drops Oh my god Or if to give it to someone And make them actually feel better I'm like come on just suck on a little bit of my soul I mean honestly the chicken soup one I can see the logic Yeah, I can see the logic On that being what you should do But obviously I don't want to see it in my mouth Shouldn't happen I'll say though Way less bad than I thought there were going to be They really were not I was nervous when you said You were going to snack attack me I was like god help us after good put It really could be absolutely anything What is good coming back? It's my favorite show on the network We're about we are working on the script for it Okay, we're doing a whole thing for this All right, no, okay, good It's going to be great though And you're it's going to be worth the wait Can I come back as the bird again? Yeah

1:13:40That means we're going to have to go back to the beach And the Zorowski's on the beach It's never a good time Hey, I got the same gucks The cup size is the net for the jello So Well, I don't always want to find me A little old server boy to play around with them All right, Jackie Thank you for joining us this Saturday Thank you guys I'm going to talk about an 11-year-old boy He'll kill this dad Because he took his intent to switch away Have fun Hey man Dad deserved it Bye from your play Thank you Jackie I love you I'm going to play your sexy video game You're not going to But supported by it I'll buy it Just buy it, I'll buy it You don't have to play it Yeah You know, because now four years off for me See, I'm mad at Jackie Sims I didn't bring this up on the show Because the last time Jackie did Sims She like created all of us in the world And then the fucking Sims killed Tutsi Yes, well, I know is that Natalie and I broke up And I ended up living outside You really? Yeah Fucking killed Tutsi And also You got it wrong

1:14:41Rambo died Tutsi's fine Tutsi's never going to die Tutsi learned how to fly Yeah, Tutsi hovered Yeah I watched you the other day hover She's my baby I love her She's my little girl I'm glad that I don't have an 11 year old boy Dude, I am more thankful that we don't have kids Every single time I read another story About children shooting their fucking parents Yeah So this happened This kid's got to be stopped It's allegedly But we're pretty sure it happened An 11 year old boy Had his Nintendo switch Taken away from his father He was upset He stole the keys to the lock box Looking for the switch Looking for the switch And then he didn't find the switch He found a gun He turned And he shot his father Bucca What? Cause he wanted to switch And then he went and hid in the closet Dude He screaming daddy's daddy killed daddy Dude This kid Hardcore He called the fucking 9-1-1 on himself We understand that screen time Could be a problem for the children

1:15:42Let him watch Netflix This is the thing guys Just give it to him Honestly at this 2026 man Just give it to him Just fucking give it to him Just give it to him Screen time Yeah they need it They need it That kid fucking Over my fucking dead body Yes You can play a switch I'll play it with you Honestly I'm kind of mad at the 11 year old If he really wanted to teach his father a lesson You just hold the gun at him Yeah You know like And he Be like Fucking switch your decision Rob Hey daddy Hey daddy looks like I'm your daddy now I'm your fucking daddy now Right Oh yeah But he doesn't know about leverage Yeah So that's a problem with 11 year olds in her arms They understand they can be used for negotiating tools Instead of just straight murder dude Because when you murder daddy He gets that you're not going to get When they're treating you like an adult and jail Which they are Well he's gone to the juvenile court I think that I thought that he said they're treating him like an adult This the This is the the preteens lawyer told local outlets

1:16:43Said no comment on the case But his goal is to get his client into juvenile court He's literally not even a preteens He's 11 Yeah he's a lot of his birthday Oh well you can't take away You just can't even do this game The switch This is birthday Yeah Fucking I mean if it's birthday You a little play with the gun All I know is his that It's certainly the switch didn't teach him The lesson was to shoot what you don't like Yeah I know that Yeah So There's no way he was in like I'm gonna do like you do and call it duty I'm gonna fucking Blow my father's brains out Oh my god So my little nephew He's like 10 11 something like that He's this kid's age How does he even shoot a gun at 11 He's playing call a duty At my my little nephew He's playing call a duty And I'm like you're playing call a duty And he's like yeah I play call a duty I'm having a good time I like call a duty I mean it's a lot of fun I was like well what'd you do He's like earlier today I was playing against a Nazi And I ran out of bullets So I beat him the death of my helmet That's a real man You're talking to that I just told the fucking man I'm not seeing him in the real life

1:17:45Beat him the death of your bicycle helmet That's it you learn Crazy He said he was looking for the switch Inside the safe and found the gun instead Yeah Yeah I should have done that Yeah that's why he got to do the combo lock safe That's why it's more like kid can't figure that out He can't be in the same place Yeah He really should never put the switch where the gun is No never Honestly because you never I never want one or the other I always very much want my gun Also don't have the kid Yeah the kid is a problem here Do you raise them run Give them the screen time Talk about ultimately being immediately punished for racing your child and correctly Right Isn't that sad Yeah obviously the kids go to jail He's 11 Love in your old to just feel like It's just really strange To really think of the ideas Like it just jumped into his head To shoot his father dead I don't think he thought about it He kids don't understand death We've learned that plenty of time No no get the poor pit Get the poor man They don't get it They don't get it I didn't get it You know No So when you get a little older

1:18:45You start getting closer to death Like oh wait a second I'm not going to ride a bike Oh yeah Live every day Knowing for a fact that every moment You actually get closer to death Yeah And love the fact that you know that Consciously because we're man And not animal All right And you can laugh At the face of death Knowing that oh Death tells me otherwise What I'm going to do Live on Grow Change Before we close out I got I got a request from the To the audience if you don't mind Please So this crazy ass shit El Mencho murdered The cartel leader Mexico is on fire Henry and I We specifically stay away from cartels I know that we don't understand it If somebody can give me A good download Of what is going on in Mexico right now Side stories LPL the gmail.com We know that the El Mencho That the bosses of bosses Of the of the heliscope Yeah Cartel was murdered Now they are doing it It's also the US government Well, we we gave them info I just want to I also love to know Because I've had several people reach out

1:19:47When we talked about the Canadian that got murdered in Mexico About how we didn't get murdered Is captured you're captured But basically they cashed Patel Again in his wisdom You basically were revealed of the FBI Helped We're in Mexico right now United States government is in Mexico Always there We but now Yeah, I think we had a hands-off policy For a while and now we are actively Destroying the infrastructure That's currently held together By pieces of glue Yeah, so we're going to see how it goes Because it seems that The main problem with killing a big boss like this Is that he had It seemed to sort of like a stability There was like a stability that had created And there was almost like a kind of Deep state government Yeah, he climbed through his ruthlessness But also like kind of seems like he kept everything in control But the problem is that now but that's bad Right, it's like the Saddam same thing It's like now we wiped out the guy Now you're looking at all these various different Separate funk like Parts all fighting each other

1:20:48To try to decide whether or not they're going to coalesce one Or all just be separate Side stories LPL at gmail.com Please Thank you very much guys We got shows coming up Yeah, we just take the road Yes, we talked about crime wave at sea Yes, Alaska is rescheduled But we're also coming to Urbana, Illinois Dude, very excited Can't wait Got a lot of good recommendations Got a lot of good wrecks I can't wait That's going to be on March 14th Come see Henry and I talk Are Fucking Bullshit We're going to have fun You're hearing kids Yes, um, Lexington, Kentucky On April 26th Netflix is a joke Allegedly Allegedly And Netflix is a joke That's going to be a Los Angeles On May 7th F.A. Avalon at 9.45 pm Come see that show Rochester, New York On May 30th And London, Ontario On June 28th Also, if you want to come see me in LA I got stand up on April 3rd Over at the Lyric Hyperion Co-headlining with Amber Nelson

1:21:49That's going to be fun That's going to be amazing I know Amber's got her own show Amber's got her own fucking show every Friday Over at the clubhouse Yeah, so you can see Amber Every fucking Friday here in Los Angeles So come see that shit That starts in March I'm going to do her first show on March 6th So if you want to see that That's a free show Um, April 11th P-Funk Fest in Tallahassee That I'm going to be Fucking all over that shit With Holden McNeely And then me, him and Danny Bedrojan Are going to drive the Jacksonville The next day and perform Advise to our stadium Uh, the Jacksonville Jumbo Shroom stadium I couldn't be more excited And then July 10th A salute to Bethlehem with Dan Becker And Ruby Deere Local heroes I'm saluting Bethlehem For no reason whatsoever You're allowed And then also Newark, New Jersey At Justin Williams New Comedy Club The Newark culture club That's going to be in Newark, New Jersey On July 12th Tell that motherfucker, I said hello I will I haven't seen him in a while, I love to see him Also just came down the pipe That they just Ruhan announced That there was 50 pages deleted From the current Epstein file dump That specifically names Trump

1:22:51In a multiple victim account Of him raping the child Yeah, the numbers of the files That exist for us to view Change all the time Yes, so screenshot everything Oh, and I actually do want to give a bit of a shout out Two This guy There is a person right now This is your favorite uh, dumper It's a new great dumper Um, this person has given up their lives They've given up their job To go and do this full time EpsteinExposed.com They've given up their lives EpsteinExposed.com Is probably The best Of these websites I've seen Because of how much information disseminates It breaks it all down By person By types of documents By typing a fork So if you're like me No, you're an Epstein head And you want it really Fucking find a real Efficient way And have the only files If you're real happy You had go to EpsteinExposed.com I know so I have no

1:23:51Skin in the game there I have no idea But that person is doing Satan's work And they are They I feel like as a person you could support So I'm also running over there if you want to I love that Good Fucking keep Never stop talking about it Until more people are in prison I'm fucking sick of this shit Everyone's too calm It's not ending All right It's not gonna end for us And then we're not doing I mean, we saw how people still Support the fucking Catholic Church Yes So we don't need that on our hands Oh, you're a fun new pope Just came out and said straight up You still think centrans people are going to hell So Cool Yes, and that's the Chicago in them That's the yeah Just so you know He basically said they were like They do this They did this thing with the pope Where they asked him like So any new policies Vitering gays and trans And he's like No change All right So you like them You like them You guys like them huh Yeah, that's fine All right Well Bye He'll stay then Hell, Willie Cologne and Ebo Taylor Two great musicians

1:24:52We lost this year This week Go listen to their music You won't understand any of it If you understand me Hey It's my bad bunny noise Yeah I've been looking on I I No, he's got a low voice More photos More photos Why I don't know how he does He's so masculine He is masculine That was a huge dog Hey You see that thing flapping Yeah It's cool