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Show Open - Women's History Month - 3.5.26

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And that was my interpretation of the culture report. You know what? We're going to do that as a new segment on the show called the culture report. And just let me do it with no notes, no nothing. Just bring up stuff involved in the culture. That's probably wrong. Okay. This is it. Shirley Strawberry, call it for real. Mississippi Monica. Junior to come back. Kid and the legend of nephew Tommy. Junior, what's up today, man? What's on your mind? You said, I don't look out for you. I'm going to tell you right now. We in Mark. And you need to know this is women's history month. Tell them, Junior. I just want to let you know it's women's history month. How's that looking out for me? Well, because you say I don't never tell you when they're supposed to. You supposed to congratulate the ladies on the show right now. You need to say that. See right there. See there we go. See the sea. See you do that little back. I don't know. They got a home. Army. Why is it? Why is it? Why is this an issue? Yeah.

See, see what you do. See, he thank you. Slick. See, see that come from being the, you see Junior, you thank you. Slick. All you had to do was text me and Tommy. Y'all, y'all stay out there. All you had to do was text me. It's our month. And sit down right there. Right there. See, see, he didn't sit y'all on us. All you had to do was text me and Tommy. Be quiet. Laugh at him. Mercer. So doing it wrong. Yeah, do it. If somebody don't listen to me. All you had to do is text me and Tommy. And say, bruh, hey man, today is women's month. Don't y'all forget it. Here you come on the ad. You say I don't look out for you. But it's women's month. So here I am reminding you again. You and Tommy ain't did nothing. And then hit a light up like Christmas tree. It's our month. And y'all own him. See, okay, Junior. Okay. Big dog. We still haven't done anything. Christmas. We did Christmas. Jackie Berkeley was in January.

We just got through with Valentine. Yeah. Now they got all the money coming. And then Mother's Day coming. Bro, we're not doing more. We're not doing more. Hey, man. That's too much. No, I'm not. I'm sorry. No, I love my wife. I'm not buying them for women's history. I just not doing it. I'm not buying. It's a problem. Yeah. I'm trying to fix it. I'm trying to fix it. Put all your stuff in black history. Put all y'all in there. You know, take our month away and take it back to February. Wow. That's not cool. How are you guys? Oh, God. Coming up at 32 minutes after the hour. He's going to be here to run that prank back right after this. Hey. He'll be out of night. You're listening to the Steve Harvey morning show. Time for a sofa upgrade. Introducing Annabelle Sofas, where designer style meets budget-friendly prices. Annabelle brings you the ultimate in furniture innovation with a modular design that allows you to rearrange your space effortlessly.

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