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2:06So as I'm coming around the corner, there's this lady and her cart has gotten away from her. And her cart's like fly and she's running after it. So she's coming out of Whole Foods and she's behind her cart and her cart's winning. So she's got this grocery cart, groceries are in it and she's running behind it and the cart's like on its way. You know about my cart thing, right? No. There's nothing that makes me laugh harder and sicker than searching YouTube for carts and parking lots that are just with win. Driving by themselves. I didn't know that was a thing. I love carts that are on their own. Oh, really funny. I didn't know that. Oh, my God. I love this already. Okay. So that was happening. Something you've seen a million times. And I have this thing. I think we all do. Most people do. But I want to be helpful. Like when I see something in front of me, I'm like, I'd like to be helpful. This lady wants her. She cannot. She cannot get to the cart. Right. So here I am. And I'm like, could I put it in park and get out real quick? Cause now I'm closer to the cart than she is. Right.

3:09And I decide to just drive my car into it. I was like, I don't feel comfortable in a car that doesn't have densin it. I'll take care of this. You cut it off at the best. Did the woman thank you? She did, but she looked at me at first. Like, what's wrong with you? That was a choice. I was like, yeah, it was. Also, how big is the dent in your car now and did it scrape off like silver? No. So what happened was I didn't, I clipped it. So it just kind of grazed the front. Yeah. But stopped it. So objective done and no damage. That bounce back and hit someone else's car in the meantime. But after I parked and I saw the trajectory, it was headed towards a car, the car that I parked right next to. Yeah. So I saved a lot of people. I wish you would take it. I know it happens so quickly. But I'm telling Warren this story later and he's not entertained.

4:11No, he's like because what runs through your head and I'm like helping people look into it. And he was like, I don't know that you helped anyone though. And I'm like, you don't think I did. But she did. Well, I mean, she looked confused at first. She did thank me, but she was like, hmm. That car could have made its way to a busy intersection. I don't know. Children could have been affected. No, no. But thankfully I was on the scene. And I will drive that car into anything because I don't really care. The only thing missing from the, the whole thing missing from the runaway car was Allison's wallet. And that would have just been an until. That would have been good. It would have made it be off to try back the story. Oh my gosh. Are you running for office and have a message you want every voter in your district to hear? Well, that's where radio comes in. Radio is your direct line to morning commuters, midday grinders and late nighters. Radio puts your message right where your voters are. Plus, it's one tenth the time and cost of video. Don't just campaign, connect with millions all over the country, even thousands in the smallest communities with radio.

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