Shadow People, Succubus & Witchcraft | NDS Chronicles

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2:01Every shadow, every sport. Feel an explanation, still walks me to home. In the conicals. Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of NDS Chronicles. This show where we read your paranormal testimony. If you want to submit something for our reading pleasure, something spooky and strange that has happened to you, Chronicles NDS at gmail.com. We will read it. We will most likely ridicule you. But there might be some valuable nuggets of information or something to be gleamed from it. If nothing else, there will be a laugh. I am David Lee Corbo, aka the Raven. That is Matthew Heppner.

3:01Just texting the nephew of disinformation. Isn't it crazy how I just helped you with straight five when I was so professional? I know. I told you I needed two minutes to put it in a coffee. And then all of a sudden, can you carry it for two minutes? All of a sudden, we do this show. And when you don't care about it anymore. No, I'm not the case, dude. I'm so grateful. You really carried the show too. That was really fun, dude. Oh, yes. You can't watch a show. You have to engage in it and do the back and forth. Yeah. You were locked in that entire Bible study. Yeah, because you were doing the back and forth. So, I was, well, actually, let me first just tell everybody where they can support the show if they want to do that. Yes, send us your money. Patreon.com, forward slash and effort on deskwad. Sign up there, gain early access to episodes. See this. We actually told everybody we're going to be doing NDS Chronicles Live at 1.30pm Easter. We're going to be doing NDS Chronicles Live at 1.30pm Easter. And everybody hops in the chat. They're all here. They're all hanging out. It's a good time. Forward slash, give us your money.

4:01Forward slash, give us your money. If you go there, not only will you get these types of notifications, you also get access to communities of dangerous retards on Twitter, on Telegram, and on Discord. You also have access to weekly Bible studies that the community is doing as well as fasting and prayer. Which, by the way, I was talking to you about the fasting and prayer thing. And I'd love to get some feedback from the audience. I have been getting an ice pick headache, which is a very particular type of headache, where it feels like somebody's driving an ice pick into your eye. And it's happening ever since I started fasting. And I've been told me on the day you were fasting. Well, no, it takes a couple days to wear off. What? So I think it's because I'm last time I did it fast. Let's see what the chat says. Do they have any insight on that? Like maybe somebody's like, oh, when that happens, that's blah, blah, blah. I think I might be dehydrated. I'm also pulling doubles in the gym that day because I wanna distract myself. Yeah, but why would that create ice pick headache on behind the eye? Deem all concerned about mental ones. I yet these eyes still have mental ones. I have it now. I was pushing hard to pee.

5:03And it takes a while to like, fade. Anyway, guys, and we'll get into that in a second. So fasting and prayer in the communities also, a Discord Bible studies, which have been fantastic weekly Bible studies and there's also discount codes merchandise from toplobsit.com, which is soon going to be totally revamped because we're coming up with a bunch of new designs for merch because tops of maniac and he needs like new stuff. He does need, he always needs something to do. He always needs something to do. So yeah, but we have been doing this. Yes, as Z-Mance has get raven a coconut water, maybe the sport drink. I don't know what it is. I've been drinking a lot of water trying to stay hydrated. Those are hydration issue. And I'm telling you, I'll be in the gym and my, the first weight that I touch, dude, it's so painful. Why? It's so brutal. You would never know seeing you in the gym, dude. People in the gym are like, yo, that guy's jacked, dude. That's how I appreciate that. And they are correct about that. Of ozampic and testosterone, I didn't know that was such a killer combo. Does a crushing one. Does a number on your bone density? And so I said earlier in a stream that I fall like a baby bird now, which is great, you

6:07know, because there's a lot of problems with bone density. I fall from great heights regularly and I don't hurt myself because I've lost, I think about 70 pounds and just in bone mass. Yeah, yeah. So it's kind of cool. I have almost like a gliding effect when I jump off. Yeah, I lost a lot of bones. So yeah, I don't know, but that's been one of the things that I've been experiencing. And it's hard for me. And I still go to the gym and I'm still doing the fasting. I'll be doing the fasting this Wednesday. And but man, it's been taking my ass and I don't know what's going on with that. You're doing great. Oh, thank you very much. If anybody else knows what's going to, if they have that in the chat, I'd be in the interest in hearing about that because I don't know why the hell that's happening. Not going to see the chat on this one. Oh, I can move it. It's there. Look at that. 76 chats. There it is. Elemente has 100 grams of sodium. I have been doing because I ran out of sport drink. Yeah, that I think that that element has like other weird stuff like either mount their dexter in or something weird. Coconut water is like the most easily absorbable thing your body will ever take in for like electrolytes. Other than I don't know, maybe milk has, I don't know.

7:07So I don't know. But like coconut water compared to all the synthetic ones do like powders and stuff that you add to water. Yeah, just absorbs it. Well, I have been conscious of the potential dehydration aspect. So I've been trying to take in a lot of salt. So I'm in this season now where I'm trying to put on more mass. But actually, I think I'm going to curb that back because I think I can lose a little bit more weight. So, you know, have a good thing about coconuts, dude. They only grow in tropical places where people are going to be like in the sun, growing up and getting sweaty. Got it. And they're like, they're sent up as like a bottled water. Yeah. You can grab them like bottled water. Got the brush in. Yeah. How wild is that? And so it has to be a thing that's going to cure people at dehydration when they're just pouring out sweat. Sure. Don't have anything in them because they're in hot climate. Well, you know, so I've been putting, I've been eating a lot of hard boiled eggs lately. What's wrong with that? Just, I can imagine what your house smells like. It smells like farts because of the hard boiled eggs, yeah. But I mean, you know, I've eaten a lot of hard boiled eggs the other day, eight of them. And I put salt on them, kosher, flaky, coarse salt, whatever.

8:10Yeah. Because I'm trying to get the salt in my system. And so I'm drinking a lot of water. I know if you don't have the salt, the water runs right. Do you? What are you eating right before you start the fast? Like five or two, three chicken? No, I stopped the fast because right before you go on the fast, you ought to think about like going heavy on avocados. They're heavy on potassium. Well, I'm trying to avoid, maybe the potassium thing. I'm trying not to do a lot of fats right now as I taper off the rest of this red of trutide that I'm on because you're supposed to have fat. You're not supposed to have a lot of fat. Any fat for your brain? Well, okay, maybe that's what's going on. Maybe I have to have a lot of fat in my brain. Oh, good be it. Yeah, you're no fat. Right there where the thing hurts is where that says avoid. There's no fat. No, you need avocados, salmon. I mean, I have avocados. I've been eating avocados. Yeah, a little avocado with some salt is like... If I have red meat, I'll do it without like not a super fatty cut. You know, like that's pretty much. I know, I love a fatty cut. I love a rib eye. Yeah. Same. And pecania like with the fat. I do miss.

9:10Yeah, I miss a rib eye. No, dude, you cannot be not eating fat. I had steak this morning though. Steak and eggs. Fat? No, not a lot of fat on the steak. What do you get? Like a teaball on the regular. No, not even because I got that whatever these little fucking things are very cheap. I don't like that. I just wanted to need some red meat. Anyway, you have your cycle on and off fat. You could fuck up your gall bladder. Yeah, so you're not supposed to have fat because of a gall bladder potential mix up on red a. And so I've been avoiding it. Not in huge, like, you know, I still have a little bit of it here and there. I have avocado and things like that. But yeah, man, I don't know. It doesn't really seem like anybody else is having that issue of the incredibly painful headache. But before I did anything, I don't know. This was still because we started the fast four weeks ago, I think now. And four weeks ago, it was a problem. So every week, it's been a problem. Interesting. Yeah, really, really. Definitely not that you're so locked in on the fast that you're noticing this pain. No, you have it all the time. It's like it's so much so that I like I have to close one eye.

10:13Yeah. You know, like, and not that closing one eye alleviates anything, but that's what it makes you want to do. It makes you want to touch the side of my head and close an eye. And then I have to wait for it to stop thumping so intensely. And then I get back to it again. And it's just a loop. So for the 45 minutes that I'm in the gym, it's just like a struggle session. Yeah. And I've been trying to live heavy too. So it makes it that much worse. All right. So anyway, enough of my, my winding and bitching and moaning, we're going to get into the spooky stories. I guess I should actually hit the music. All a new one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have we done the new music? No. Okay, that's fine. Let's see. Well, maybe it's the Holy Spirit. I'm going to survive with this music for a minute. It is cool. Guys, is that overpowering at all? Can you still hear us? Let me know in the chat. So we're going to start with Seth. Seth Kicklider. No way. Yeah, he wrote in. So I'm sure the way that it's written is going to be a lot of fun because Seth has, he has

11:18a way of writing. You know, it's funny is I gave one of Seth's books to the homie Frank. Frank's old, right? Frank is, if you had to guess, 70s. He's 70, yeah. Yeah, so because the dude's in great shape. He's in fantastic shape. Because some seven year olds ain't come into him like the little putt putt putt, which is sharp too. He's sharp. He's very sharp. He's in the gym. And he, he's reading through Seth's book, which is written the same way that Seth speaks. Which is I think fantastic. Franko was reading through Seth's book. And Frank's like, that's a hell of a book. Really? Yeah, but he really likes it. He really likes it. He gets where he's coming from. Yeah, I think he's always intrigued by any like new, rad thing. He just hasn't been exposed to it. Yeah, very responsive to stuff. He gets it. He gets it. Okay. It is. It's the music. It's the music for the intro and the outro, but it's slowed down. Did they like it? Did they hear it and everything? I don't know. I got Raven the Spooky Music.

12:19Thank you, Panda. At least somebody says something about the spooky music. It's new. This is so nice. Now Panda, you're so nice. Ayo. Y'all said you needed some chronicles. I got some class A succubus smut here. All right. But if I went too crazy, just use it as blackmail against me later. That's cool. Well, Seth, we don't read anything beforehand. So if it is too crazy, we're about to find out. In my case, you're still low on content. I'm also posting some wacky astral lore from my book on Monroe's silly propaganda. I think it'd make a great addition. So I'll DM y'all that soon. Fill your content holes a bit. Well, thank you. We're usually the ones filling content holes. It's nice to have our holes filled. Also, I figured it's hard to conceal my identity with so many on-brand moments here, but definitely don't mention it till after if possible. Well, too late for that, Seth. We don't prepare anything ahead of time. Nope. Man. I'm curious how obvious it'll be to the retard claim anyways.

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16:27Cash for your house now, 8-00-957-3151. This is Matt Rogers from Lost Culture East. That's with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. This is Bowen Yang from Lost Culture East. That's with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. You know when people try a new food and suddenly it's like, okay, hold on. I got a new favorite food. That's the reaction a lot of people are having when they first try Cupid Mayon. Yeah, it's the one with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle. You've probably seen it at the grocery store. And this mayo is different. Most mayonnaise uses whole eggs. Cupid only uses egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor. Smoother, deeper, almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Egg sandwiches, fries, burgers. Chefs use it, restaurants use it, people who really care about flavor use it. Put it on just about anything. Then you'll understand. Cupid, the original Japanese mayonnaise. Now I'd like to introduce you to Meaningful Beauty. The famed skincare brand created by iconic supermodel Cindy Crawford. It's her secret to absolutely gorgeous skin. Meaningful Beauty makes powerful and effective skincare simple.

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18:30Well, you do all these straight Bibles with top and you don't do any of them with me. You never want to. Because whatever. You don't want to do that and that's fine. I've come to this conclusion that... You can only pay attention to a Bible study if you're engaged in it. Yeah. Yes, I'm the same weight, dude. And I've been reading my Bible, but like super slow. And I still am having this issue where it's like, I got to go back and read it and when I pick up where I left off, I'm like, what was that reading before? Yeah, you had to engage in it, dude. So I wanted to do a show where we're going to pick a day of the week, every week. It'll be a scheduled thing. Yes. And we'll pick a book and we'll just go through. It doesn't have to be massively prepared. Let's just read through it. I have a... Well, dude, how about the Corinthian letters? Because that's what we were just in. That was sick. I love to do that. Yeah, that's a really neat book. Then we can just go from one Corinthian's right into two Corinthians and we just go back and forth. Like, I won't bring any notes. I won't bring any notes. Yeah. Because we'll just go, because like straight Bible, the Bible studies, I have to prepare

19:32like notes. Yeah, it's labor will make sense and just, you know, plan on doing it by myself. But with you, because you're like, wait, what? Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. I got to do like three passages, dude. I love that. Yeah, I noticed that because you had an entire thing you intended to do, you started off talking about Corinthians, which is a little spontaneous, but then because of my interjections, we never really got off of it. No, I love that. It's like, I don't... It's not like I'm in a rush to get done with servant on the Mount, dude. We're in like 24 episodes, we're only like halfway through, like there's no rush to get it done. So, I think it would be great for me. Yeah. And then of course, we're looking for ways to create more content on the straight Bible channel as well. So, there's a little bit of two birds, one stone. Yes. So, it's almost selfish for me, but it's not, no, no, it's not though because... Very selfish. It's not very selfish because you get to put it on your thing. But if you guys would like to see that, say something, do something about that in the chat. Sparrow, would you like it if we went through the Corinthian letters? Oh, she says, oh, look at she breathes by a very fast one.

20:32That's a lot of guns. I would love to go through Corinthians, she said. That's really fantastic. So, and we'll have our own name for it, whatever. We'll do it then. You know, it'll be good. All right, so there we go. It's settled. Okay, does everybody end of that? No, everybody's into it. I don't feel like anybody sparrows into it. I asked him my question, Raven. Oh, yeah, that's right, Emlor and I saw you sent me something. I didn't respond to it because I'm piece of shit. But, you know, I might respond to it. It was interesting. And it kind of came up today and I was thinking about it. Wait, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you were talking about Adam and Eve and you read through it because we're doing Genesis 3. Something to ask me. Yeah, but it was kind of secret. You're not going to ask me. No, I don't have secrets. It's just clearly a secret. No, no, no, you'll ask if you're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's my friend, Lauren. So if I have information between me and a friend, that's not a secret. That's just me having friends. She's a friend. She's like, oh, no, I'm going to have this secret. I just think it's a little too heavy for you. So, but maybe we could do that another time. All right. So he's meditating for a half an hour every day, which for any less than aware audience

21:37members is just sitting still while demons did all your soul and put thoughts in your head. Well, okay, wait, I was still. You see this is a thing. You're really pushing it into that. I know. See my ability to bounce back and forth. I know, but I thought we were still doing this. We're doing an expert level. Okay. So he's saying in meditation, you're just opening yourself up to the demons. And they're dittling you. Okay. And they're putting thoughts in your head, okay, which my increasing intentional disassociation was consenting to allow. Okay. So he is intentionally disassociating thereby he's giving consent over. Yes. He's allowing this thing to happen to himself. So kicklater's got a lot of joy. Now he knows he's a real nigga. So typically the goal was full soul ejection into the so called astral realm so that I could locate so called it's the so called astral realm so that I could locate and internalize all the metaphysical goi slop that I could get my trans loose and hands on. He's a language. Yeah. Kind of a guy. Huh? He does a little bit of talking.

22:38But sometimes your dude brain loses sight of these goals in this state and different stuff happens. This one time I failed to achieve my fully immersive out of body. But I do see a vision form in my head, which is dynamically no different than remote viewing or regression memory retrieval. Okay. So he sees a vision and it's basically the same shit as like remote viewing. That's the kind of thing that he see it, which is the same thing as astral projection. Yeah. And it's all the same. Like it's all the same and seeing a thing somewhere else somehow. Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. I wonder what he saw in this state. I feel like by location or it can feel like by location, which is like you're in two places at once. Right. By location. Right. Where you still have awareness. Let me see if I can turn that down. I feel like that's super loud. Is that super loud? Hold on.

23:39How do I do that? Oh, I see. There we go. That's better. So it can feel like by location where you still have awareness and feeling of your physical body, but then, but you have an overlay of senses in this astral dream like experience, like having a vivid lucid dream, but you never fall asleep. Okay. That's interesting. Because I immediately assumed this was an accidental manifested lucid dream manifested. There was no reason to not take advantage of the golden opportunity. Okay. So he's going, Hey, I just manifested a lucid dream. Let's have some fun. That's what he say. I respect that. Right. So he did what he always does in lucid dreams. He thinks of super hot, minimally dressed ladies. Brilliant. Right. Why wouldn't you do this? Some of you glizzy machines out there might be wondering why I preferred them dress at

24:41all. I'm a man. I enjoy the chase. I need to feel like I've earned it a little bit via charm or that shit just ain't going to hit the same. Okay. So he's got a whole weight. So if you're in that state, you're meditating. Yep. And you can create a dream where you're just like running game on the hunt. Yeah. Yeah. And he's going, Oh, okay. Cool. We're here. He's also not even like really sleeping. And this is different than just daydreaming that you're running game on the honeys. Yeah. Yeah. Because you're having a whole visual experience with, you know, complete with various other sensories. Okay. Senses, sensory. Sensories. Sensors is sense sense sense. Senses. Yeah. Yeah. I know I was in in control of the situation at hand. Uh-oh. Uh-huh. It's got to get rowdy. What is this? This is the third time I asked. I already DM David in top. What did you ask?

25:42What is it? What is the question? Put the question in there. Emlor and you got to forgive me. I'm retarded. At the beginning of the vision, the first image of a total dime piece auto generated in front of me in more detail than I thought to include. That exactly what I desired. Okay. What? So so as soon as he starts to try to influence this vivid, you know, this lucid dream, a chick pops up and it's what he wants, but it's even more vivid or descriptive than he would have even thought to do. Keep an eye out for. Uh, I asked dark waters. He generally did not give up on. Well, all right, Lord. Ask it up here. She's gonna ask. She's probably typing it out right now. Um. Okay. So what generated in front of him? A six foot to Amazonian black queen in classic Twin Peaks Garb, the jorts and flannel top, snakeskin boots and classic big puffy fro, Glock on the hip and meet packed in all

26:43the right places. I tell you what? Hmm. Was Adam with Eve in the serpent encounter? That's the question. But because she, she did say that in some translations, it says like was with Adam. Yeah. I mean, it seems that way. She ate of it and gave to him. So if he wasn't there, he would have had to have like gotten there shortly after. Yeah. Cause it looks like it looks like he was there. I mean, I've always read it like he's there. I don't mean, I don't know. Like it's like I just gave top the, uh, number two in the, uh, CS Lewis. Uh, space series. And that's the Adam and Eve encounter on another planet. Okay. And like the serpent's going after Eve for like not, it's not like one afternoon. It's like months and years that he's been like trying to get in his rest. Yeah. So like at some point. So who knows if how long this goes on or this serpent character is like trying to get at Eve? Yeah. What it says.

27:43Now the serpent was more subtle than any beast of the field, which the Lord God had made. And he said, and the woman, yay, had God said you shall not eat him every tree of the garden. So this is clearly a conversation just between them too. That doesn't mean he's not there, but so far that's where it. Yeah. Like how many dudes like as head of the house do the same thing, dude. They're just like, they're there, but they're not like engaged. Oh, yeah. They're not locked in. Yeah. The wife is like watching TV shows. She shouldn't be watching or like living life in such a way she shouldn't. The guy has nothing to say. Fair. Uh, yeah. It's just like guarding your post, dude. It's like you're supposed to be guarding your post. Yeah. Your woman is your post. We made a, I was really surprised when you guys the other day of almost feelings hurt, not totally feelings. Oh, the goi thing, huh? No. Like you're like, yeah, just let females get beat up. Oh, I like that. I, a female is not made to get beat up. I don't like to see a dude get beat up either. Well, it's like, okay, bro, but you were made for that. Like you, like you're built to be at war and have some bone density and some muscles. You know, okay. So here's the thing. I'm not, I'm there's no way I'm ever going to watch a female get beat up.

28:43What does the Bible say about like when you're trying to give it by the end of the vice or council to someone and it won't be heard. What are you supposed to do? I don't know, but I would say what is it says? Dust your feet off and leave, right? I see what you're saying, but I'm saying I would rather if you're saying, no, the downside is you might get hurt. No, no, that's not the down care about the getting hurt thing. It will not be received. They will not enjoy it. You will turn into the enemy. It will be pitted against you. They will not hear your council or your advice. You will end up just knocking the dust off your boots and leaving. Okay. Or you watch a female get beat up. I feel like that's what I checked out of UFC too. I was like, I'm not down. I don't know. I guess that's what I'm saying. It's like I thought everybody looked at it this way, but I guess it's not that I don't look at it this way. It's like, I do, I cannot stand to see if female get beat up. Okay. So I understand where you're coming from. And I guess what's happening in my mind is I am drawing a line of delineation between females and black females. I have lived in the hood. You've lived in the hood too, right? I mean, you lived in California.

29:43You've been to these areas. Yeah. There's no female of any skin tone that I would ever say that's okay. I'll watch them get beat up. I could not care. No, that's fair, but that's simply a lack of data. That's all they did. No, it's not. Like if you were exposed to the same amount of information that I have, you'd be like, oh, yeah, I've seen this play out a thousand times, a thousand times. Okay. I've also even seen people interject and try to stop it a thousand times. And I've seen how it goes. You don't have an awful feeling when a woman's going to beat up. Um, it took like to me, it's this awful feeling. Like I feel like I'm very desensitized to violence. Mm-hmm. I watched my dad beat up a woman when I was like a child. Like I've had a lot of that. If anybody hasn't seen the interview sessions with the Raven on Stray Bible, that one crushes dude. A lot of people, that's their favorite episode dude. A lot of people. Right. You know, and what I'm saying probably sounds harsh to anybody that's not my audience. A horrible person. No, no, just just not my audience. It's human being. A lot of these people have been with me watching these videos.

30:47A lot of these people have sat there for hundreds of episodes and seen the same thing over and over and over and over again. And the thing that you're, uh, they, they do it in a way that like makes them rejoice. Like they celebrate it. What do they mean? They celebrate fighting each other. They celebrate ripping their wigs off. They celebrate it and like their titties ripped out while they're fighting the streets. I don't care. I'm bigger than them. This is, this is the human race and this is like, I don't, to me, I don't know, if I see a woman getting beat up, it somehow feels like it's my sister. Yeah, but here's the thing though, that response that you have, I'm not even saying you have a moral high ground in that. That's a different conversation. I'm saying that feeling is not in them at all. It's actually the entire opposite where their children are in diapers screaming and crying and they're literally celebrating the ass will be that's going on. And then when the ass whooping is done, they're celebrating the post ass whooping. There is no like, oh my God, I can't believe that just happened.

31:49I can't believe the children saw that. I can't believe we just partook in that. What, what has become of me? Like there's none of that. Yeah. It's like hell, yeah, bitch. That's what I said. Step on my block, bitch. Let's go. And now here you come with your bleeding heart and you're going to try to stop the thing and you're literally getting in the way of something that they're celebrating. I'm going to do it 10 times out of 10. I don't care. And I do not want to see a female get beat up under any circumstance. On the 11th time, I would hope that you would go like, okay, I'm not going to do that again. But as a fruit of the tree, which is in the midst of the garden, God has said, you shall not eat of it and neither shall you touch it, lest you die. And the serpent said, and the woman, you shall not surely die. So Adam could have been standing right there. Sure. But he's just engaging with the eat. Sure. For God does know that in the day you eat there of, then your eyes shall be open and you shall be as God's knowing good and evil. So who knows if Adam, you know, in another place, I think it's in Paul's letter to Timothy, it says that Adam wasn't deceived, but Eve was. So that's even worse then because he wasn't deceived and he like, okay, so if he wasn't

32:50deceived, that means maybe he'd been arguing with her for six months about like, Eve, stop talking to him and then he finally was like fine. Okay, that's interesting. That's an interesting idea. I don't know. I just try to look at this like real light. You know what I mean? Yeah. For God does know that in the day you eat there of, then your eyes shall be open and you shall be as God's knowing good and evil. And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food and that it was pleasant to the eyes and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took the fruit there of and did eat and gave also under her husband with her and he did eat. So he was with her. Yeah. Okay. All right. So there you go. It looks like, I mean, that's how I always looked at it. Shout out to Emloran. You ever get the feeling the city walls close and in the concrete jungle suffocating your soul. And you can save wide open spaces that chance to connect with nature, maybe chase some elk, fish a private stream. Well, listen up. There's a whole world out there and finding your own piece of it just got easier. Head over to land.com. They've got ranches, forest, mountains, you name it. Search by acreage, location, the kind of hunting or fishing you dream of.

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39:03Well, number one, it's just not once again, it's not a ozambic. It's not ozambic. That's a different. Okay. An entirely different substance. But that's fine. And you can call it whatever you like. Wait, but it's the same thing, right? No, it's not the same thing. And what is the difference? Well, I mean, this one is apparently never brand. I know it's not a different brand. It's a GLP three. So it has like three different. Oh, I didn't realize that. So when you get like a peptide, like you love Andrew Huberman, right? Yes. You can't stop. You can't get enough Huberman. Okay, you're making it weird now. I'm just saying I've learned a lot from him. Okay. And he's just like constantly talking about peptide. I know nothing about peptide. That's weird. How are you listening to that dude? And you don't know everything. Everything I used to listen to was like six years ago. I work in a coffee shop now and drive 10 minutes to work. I used to drive all over the day of Florida. So I was listening to all kinds of stuff. I realized like that's not necessarily the reason I don't listen to podcasts. Because I do one. It's because I'm never in a situation where I've got hours and hours to driving. So then once I open the coffee shop, the only time I listen to podcasts was like driving back and forth to hunt in Georgia. Right. And then I haven't even been doing that the last couple of years.

40:04I haven't listened to shit. So and now I want to be in the gym because that's when I used to listen. I'm like, it's so much better to listen to music. Yeah, but that's why like if I say stuff about Rogan, it's all based on six years. I don't even know what he's been doing. Oh, last six years. So yeah, yeah, the peptides. What is a cool thing? Andrew Huberman's support. No, no, no, no, I've taken a peptide. I'm not even saying it's a cool thing. I'm saying peptides is a word that's like, imagine you said pills. It's like, well, what does that mean? Oh, it's very, it's so broad. It's so broad. So the amount of peptides, like there's probably hundreds of different things that are some of them are for like circadian rhythm. I don't know why in my brain peptides and collagen is the same thing. Are they totally different? That's a collagen is one particular thing. It's collagen. Is it a peptide? Peptide? No, I don't think collagen is a peptide. I don't know why in my brain. You can eat. I mean, that's what's all I'm like, bone. But you could also like take collagen, which is, I don't think. No, no, no, I just eat like the bones and the marrow. You know, so, so I feel bad because I got redd for my cousin.

41:05And he's been like not losing weight. And it's like, dude, I'm in the gym. I did it to a day yesterday. I'm in the gym six days a week. And some days are twice a day. Well, some of those things even people take ozampic, but they can't change their eating behavior. Like they literally lose their appetite. But the eating has become such a behavior that they still keep eating even with the ozampic. But going back to that point that I was making, where people that care about me and that are just like trying to look out for me are telling me all kinds of crazy things. And there's like people that I can tell have researched it. And they're saying things that I have come across in my research. And I'm going like, okay, this person is on the same page. Burberry, I think I was talking about this. Burberry, dude, I was taking burberry because I don't like the sugar shock. I don't like the insulin issues. Okay. And then I'll take burberry and sometimes too. And I noticed after a couple of times that taking burberry, that like I just didn't eat the rest of the day. I like, I didn't even notice. Yeah. And then I was like, and then I looked it up and burberry, and I think does the same thing as ozampic. And it's just a, I'm pretty sure it's the bark of a tree.

42:06It's a ground bark of a tree and it's potent, dude. It's like bitter and gross. That's nasty. But it's supposed to be very good for like insulin resistance and to keep your insulin levels normal. Because when you get older, dude, the insulin spikes are like, yeah. So the idea with, with, reddit is exactly what we talked about in a previous episode. Remember the GLP ones and like, uh, the idea that like somehow there was a correlation with a drop in violence. Yes. Now, I, I think that article was missing something really fundamental. They said, it curbs your cravings. So people aren't drinking as much. And there's a correlation with alcohol and, and violence. So since you're not craving alcohol and you're not drinking as much. What are you saying? No, no, it curbs your whole. It curbs a lot of things. Yeah. Like I just desire for alcohol, but like desire for chaos or desire for. I'll do this. Like I'll pick up my play stage. My wife got me a, uh, playstation five for Christmas. And I just spend a lot of time skimming through the, um, list of games, but never playing anything. And then if I do play something, I play it for five minutes.

43:07I'm like, this is fucking slow. Lame, yeah. And then I turn it off. Like, so it does, it kills a lot of that. But I still have like all these, you know, fun things that I do in my life. I, it doesn't do anything to that. But it, you know, has to do with the reward centers of the brain. So which are directly correlated with like cravings and binge eating and basically impulsive behavior. So I think really what was going on there is the black community has a lot of. I need a preference. The impulsive behavior. It just kind of curved it more or less. So, so some people have told me there's like, Gila monster venom in the fucking peptides and all kinds of stuff. Like that's crazy. And then I look it up. And I can't find anything on that. So like, I don't know who knows. So just to address the way. Wait, wait, wait. So they're saying aren't you afraid of farma Kea? Like you're taking something from the pharmaceutical system. Clearly it's bad. Right. And I don't want to say because the, the ease. No, they're not saying clearly it's bad. They're just wondering if I'm worried about that. The easiest way to dismiss that would be like, I'll take Edville if my head hurts. Is that farma Kea? But I, that's, that's too reductive. I'm, you know, try to like steal man their question.

44:08I've done as much research as I care to do on it. I still look up stuff every day. Like if I'm just scrolling through Twitter, I'll be like, why am I scrolling through Twitter when I could be looking at this? Instead, and I'll go and look up stuff. But I haven't found anything that is scary. And I don't know. So, you know, am I concerned? I'm concerned enough that I'm researching it before I'm putting it in. I mean, dude, at the end of the day, it's really easy to be like, yeah, dude, anything from that system. It's clearly unnatural. Like, why would you do that? Well, I like the nicotine pouches from time to time. And to be totally honest, I don't know exactly what's in the pouches. So, you're not going to stop me from occasionally. Like, I know there's nicotine in it, but I don't know whatever other stuff is in there. And so it'd be very easy for somebody to like, see, man, that's not natural. You're not doing something natural. Like, that's bad. I don't know, man, the earth realm is tough, dude. It's rough bro. Earth realm's tough. And if there's things that like enhance your life in some way, you have to know your limits and know your life and know what you're capable of doing without it taking you off the rails and guiding you away from God.

45:10And none of the things that the scripture talks about, like, all things are lawful, but I don't want to be brought under the bondage of anything. Yeah, yeah. And I also don't want to be mindful of that. That's the main thing. And if they got me shit, they got me that son of a bitch, because I tried. I tried. I did a lot of research. I think the big thing is going to be whenever you come off it to make sure you keep the momentum going. Yeah. Yeah, well, we'll find out. Because top was literally concerned that the top of the wall was going to be going to get the doors wider because you were starting to like not fit. I was getting, you know, it's crazy. You were very wide, dude. My, um, I have the opposite of body dysphoria. I have body. You think you look great all the time. All the time, dude, all the time. I'm back there now. And I'm like, oh, yeah, my face was puffy. And I was fat bitch. And, but like, I remember, I was like, I'm going to be like, I'm like, yeah, fucking kind of looking good today. You are like that, dude. Yeah. Yeah. So I, I think I look good when I don't look good. And you and I were talking at the gym, uh, because you do, you do be following me around at the gym.

46:19And, you know, it's very uncomfortable for me to be in that gym since the day they opened. But I figured we'll have, you know, some, we could, I could talk to you if you're going to be there. And what you hate, I was saying, like, I could still stand to lose a few. Somebody said I was, I was victim weight, victim hood weight or something like me. Or something like me. It's just like if you're sub 180, really, some people say if you're sub 200, like you're fucking, you're a victim. Like somebody can, because you can get like ragged all the idea is, you know, like, no. I mean, well, you know, for me, I'm five, seven. Wait, is Nancy here? Somebody's clicking stuff on the thing. What is that bitch doing? Hi, Nancy. So many selfies on his phone is what just went up. Oh, yeah. That's true. I think I take pictures every time I go to the gym because I want that like, you know why? Yeah. You're doing like gay guy. I think hell yeah, dude, where I'm sucking off dudes and I'm taking a pic. No, I think it's the thing with the chicks doing the hell yeah, because I don't like. So if I didn't have that picture from like the beginning of July, I would never have said what I just said to you,

47:20which is I have the opposite of body dysmorphia. Yeah. I was like, holy shit, I thought I looked good. My face was a circle. Yeah, you look rough and you're always like, yeah, I'm in great shape. But that's awesome. I'd rather think like I'm doing great. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then think I'm doing bad, but I'm doing good. I have to check him with myself now, because I'm like, the truth is I still have more way to lose. Yes. Which is like weird because I've already lost a shit ton of weight, but I guess I got to keep going. Alright, anyway, let's get back to Seth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, um, oh. Does Nancy want to say anything? No, she never wants to. Do you want to say anything? Hi. That was, that might be a record. I think I heard, yeah, that was very fast. I think she's boiling water. Oh, Nancy has a new. What's it called? Oh, guys, by the way, Friday, me and Raven are going on with Nancy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a bleminal message. I got tricked into doing an entire movie review. So we're looking forward to that. Um, but Nancy has a new microphone and even a sound drop. I can't hear it. It's not plugged in.

48:20Oh, you fucking, you're unbelievable. Why do you want to play? Alright, anyway, I'll do it right now. Alright. No way. Don't do it. Don't do it. You want to know what's funny about that question? I told Raven I was going to take pictures of them and like videos of them. I'm like so old-fashioned. I will never, ever bring my phone in the gym. Yeah. Which, which means you never listen to music, which now I understand why you talk to every single person in the gym. I don't talk to every person. I see you. Yeah. You've been watching it. Yeah. I watch you. You're a creeper. That's the same thing. I'm not doing anything insane. I've talked about this before on the show how like you will do one set of one thing and then you'll like run across the gym to do one set of another thing, which is fine. You know, whatever. Yeah, you have to. Like last one I saw you have back and tries and I was adding in just quads because I won't do a full leg workout one day anymore because I'll just be sore. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I'll just do like just the right do legs every day, but I don't do a full leg workout every day. Yeah, yeah. So like you may be like, oh, you're running all over the gym. I have a very specific thing I'm doing and you won't see me just standing next to a piece of equipment ever.

49:21I don't see you know how long I rest in between sets very long. I rest a minute and a half tops. So that's not the second very long time because the little machine tells you how long you're there. It's a minute and 30 seconds tops that I rest. Okay. And then you do a 20 second workout and then I do whatever it is. Okay. All I'm saying is like there's nothing in my life where I like do a thing and then take a break and do a thing and do like I just keep the heat on. So I'm like don't stop moving the whole time. So like drip and sweat while I'm getting a weight workout. No, I'm not. I don't have a problem with the way you work out. I feel like you do the thing that I have not even a problem with. It's just fascinating is as you're doing that, you are talking to fucking every person that you possibly can. Yeah, but I'm flying by. I'm like on my way to get somewhere. Sometimes sometimes you'll pass by them and you go, yeah, you are. Right. But at other times, you'll just lock in with them and have a whole conversation with somebody. Yeah, not on purpose, dude. I don't like to mess up my thing. But if I see somebody and they're like, hey, bro, they're like, hey, are you that guy on Eiffelon Deskwad? You know what nobody ever, hey, bros me. I know I'm very intentional to mean mug people and like not make eye contact.

50:22I don't do a mean mug. I'm just chilling. If people saw you in the gym, they'd be like, this is not what I talk. But number one, when I have ice cream headache and it hurts real bad. I just want to stab me in the fucking brain. But also, if I just finished moving a lot of weight, like I don't want to talk. I'm dying right now, dude. I'm trying to like group roast. I don't know. Sometimes I see humans, especially overweight or older people. Why did you just gesture at me? I said, overweight. What the hell was that? I always try to encourage people at the gym, dude. We're like, if a special, a heavy lady is like, going to the same thing I'm going to. And they're like, I know they're trying to get out of it. And you go, go get after your fat bitch. Oh, go ahead. No, no, no, you go ahead. Yeah, they're all helpful. I'm like, the lady with the missing arm the other day. Did you see that lady? Yeah, I did see the lady with the missing arm. She would ask her what happened, bro. Yeah, I knew you did. Yes, uh, septic. Oh, shit, yes. Septic. Yeah, she looks like she was burned everywhere. Yes, her whole yeah. So septic makes you look like you were on fire. Septic and she couldn't lock into the hamstring curl thing. So I was like, hell, she didn't have a hand. That yeah. And it didn't have the knob on her. Yo, but how gangster is that? She's in the gym.

51:22I love that you ever see the guy where like half his body is paralyzed. That's my guy. He's in the gym all the time. Oh, bro. He's Jamie walked in six months, bro. That's my guy. I knew him from the car. I was like, what's that? Yeah, I knew him. I knew him from the car. I knew him from the car. I knew him from the car. I knew him from the car. I knew him from the car. Oh, bro. Let's go. That's my guy. I knew him from the coffee shop and he, dude, he goes on like eight or 10 on the stair machine. Yeah. And then he does a squat. He squats. I love that. I love that. Dude, I watch him and I'm like, he's never talked to him. No, I never talked to him. I'm not talking about a talk. Why the fuck would I talk to him? Because you're like, wow, what am I bitching about? Like, you talk to a guy like that? Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't look at him and get all that. What am I complaining about? But the chick dude, you, you probably would have laughed because I was like, she was a shush. She's like with no hand? Yeah. With no arm, the whole fear. The whole thing was pretty bad. Yeah. So I seen her like doing the thing. I was like, here, I'll help you, but I was secretly wanting to know like, what have it? I'd, of course, you, yeah, I got on there. I started adjusted and thinking I was like, what happened? Yeah. And she goes, Oh, I just couldn't have adjusted.

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57:37skin. She didn't use it in the glove. Dude, it was crazy. No way. Can I shake her hand? She's like, well, I don't know how to use it yet. I don't want to pinch her hand. Was it strong? No. She's like, don't mess with it because I don't know how to use it yet. That's sick, but she could like do something with it. She could go like this. She could like hold the keys. There was three movements. I was like, can you flip me off when the head I had to do that? No. There were three movements. That's what I wanted to ask for. One was to grab the keys. Yeah. And one was like, the whole thing closed. Okay. She could punch you in your shade if you need to. Yeah. I was like, how does it know? And she's like, we have tendons here and there's a sense around your tendons. Wow. So it knows what you want to do with the fingers. That's so sick. Yeah. I'm pumped for her that she has that. That's a real game changer. Yeah. You don't talk to people that you don't know that guy's story. I don't know that fucking lady. You don't know the lady with the missing arm. Like, you don't know she's there to get her her grind on to get muscles. Yeah. But I still got to go bother her. All right. Is this Chronicles? Yeah. Lady. Come on. You're supposed to tell us to hurry up. Okay. Sorry. Nancy. And as if, okay. So we already got to the point where he

58:40sees a six foot two Amazonian black chick that he's ready to bang because he generated her in the sleucid dreams. So he's specifically into black chicks. Yeah. Yeah. I said, it's been very open about that. Even when we didn't ask. As if I was the only man in the middle of this tight alley, which I was, she comes at me with main character energy strut and I unbroken eye contact. I telepathically accosted her. Raven, do your blacks in here. Damn, baby. Aren't you cold in that? It's December. Come here. I got a heated blanket at the crib. Blamo. What is happening right now? I've done blast everywhere. What the fuck? What? But hold up, dog. This entire vision experience may have only been 45 seconds from start to finish, but that was the longest 45 seconds of my life. Just after my dream woman generated, I love that we have spooky music for this. Wait, so you can just go in the astral realm and make yourself like bone and chicken the astral realm? Yeah, that's what he just did. Didn't you hear? That's what I'm saying. That's, I heard that right. Yeah. Just after my

59:44dream woman generated before I had attempted and seemingly succeeded at charming her, she already had made her moves directly towards me. She was at the other end of this grimy dream alley. Her walk took probably 15 seconds. As I was frozen in place, my penis began by locating. So that means he's got his penises in two places now. Shout out to his penis. And I felt the most powerful surge of unimaginable, oh, the most powerful surge unimaginable. Good god. My reading's all messed up today. Go through my astral genitalia straight into the physical. I went from sad, trombone to full morning glory in probably four seconds flat, which is unheard of. Then Bernice straight up grabs my dream junk. Bernice, that, okay, that was her name. Interesting stuff. But there was just one issue, too, if Bernice was a succubus, I was wearing my best

1:00:47linen pants. Wait, so succubus can like get you to do a thing and they keep the, oh, yeah, they'll take your seed demonic seed stealing stolen seed. No, they're not like that. Yeah, succubus will be that. Yeah, that's more than one. What is the incubus? I don't know. Okay, fair enough. Let's keep going. Take the wheel and drive. Yeah, they had some jams, but that was definitely they were tied to the occult. Well, I mean, I guess I'll probably, yeah, I mean with a name like that. Okay, so I was wearing my best linen pants, the green earth tone ones that I am reasonably attached to in the middle of this four or five seconds surge of pure sex magic power. I had regretfully become overwhelmed with the idea of staining my pride and joys. Yet simultaneously attempting to maintain concentration on Bernice, she doesn't like when I'm not paying enough attention to her. Bernice is very needy.

1:01:49This is just really weird. It's almost over. The level of brain power and multitasking that I tapped into at that very moment was sensory overload. Yet I somehow managed to bylocate my thoughts and body effectively using my real world grippers to shift my linens while I maintain focus, eye contact and one-sided communication with my new lady friend who was verifiably charmed by my telepathic black scent. She within 0.5 seconds of sparing my linens, I spontaneously combusted. For once, I really was a man who had it all. Though my girlfriend at the time was pissed because I kept reminding her of Bernice's superior fro, which means that he has a black girlfriend who has a fro but Bernice's is better. That's very funny. I was so impressed with myself that I shamelessly go and tell everyone I know that I did my first no hands, whatever you get it. Let's try to keep this family friendly guys. I think we're beyond that point Seth. My beautiful linens were spared,

1:02:53but my belly was gross. This is really uncomfortable. The post-blap clarity was a confusing mixture of self-satisfaction and repressible shame. For many months following, I continued to do my lame out-of-body routine, not realizing how fake and gay it was until some weird stuff happened. Temporary possession, skits of renegbullying, etc. During this experience, I was trying to slow her down and have a conversation, but she had a will of her own. I can respect an independent black woman, but this was too far. Despite this, a part of me occasionally still hoped I'd run into Bernice again, but like most evil women, she took my seed and ran. Jokes on her, I'm infertile. What in the world did we just breathe? Holy shit man. Oh yeah, Z-Man, the time I pissed on my own face, very similar.

1:03:58This is not where babies come from. Hey, there he is, it's Seth. Hey Seth, how you doing? Dude, good to see you. Well, that was wonderful. Wait, so how long ago is this in the life of Seth? Let's see, I think you kind of talk about a timeframe in the beginning, back in my silly out-of-body traveling days. So, no, not necessarily a timeframe, but I mean, Seth did have this period in his life. Seth, how long ago was you? Was you doing this? Is it me or is this fucking camera still blurry? I'm just so sick. No, no, no, it totally does. Look at yours. No, you look great. It's blurry, right? Yeah, Matt, you're clear. Raven's a little... It's like three almost. Yeah, I don't know how to fix this. This is the way like three years ago, almost. Yeah, he's come a long way, man. Respect. Put some respect on Seth's name. Well, thank you very much. I don't know if that's the story we were looking for. Okay, I can certainly think of a really weird thing because even like a long time ago, when you're a young man and

1:04:59you're into like daydreaming about the females. Sure. You used to be my favorite daydream. There isn't a sense of like, okay, but this is not reality. Do I really want to do a thing that's not reality? And then now you're going to like the next level, which is like what he's talking about. He's like full on meditating or going in the, you know, these type of lucid dreams and it's like, okay, but that's still not reality. But now we're going to this place where you can put on like the AI goggles. No, that's scary. I don't like that. And then it's like you get like a haptic feedback. You start creating this whole other world that's not reality. But then our people are going to get to the point where like, well, I don't care. It's so enjoyable. I don't care if this is reality or not. Sure. I mean, let's see. Shop. Let me say something. Let's get Lane. Laney. Yeah, just came in. No, Laney just watching from there. Hey, Laney. Hey, Laney. You ever get the feeling the city walls close and in the concrete jungle suffocating your soul. You crave wide open spaces that chance to connect with nature. Maybe chase a milk, fish a private

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1:09:07egg yolks, which gives it this rich umami flavor. It's smoother, deeper, almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Egg sandwiches, fries, burgers, chefs use it, restaurants use it, people who really care about flavor use it, put it on just about anything. Then you'll understand. Cupid, the original Japanese mayonnaise. Now I'd like to introduce you to Meaningful Beauty, the famed skincare brand created by iconic supermodel Cindy Crawford. It's her secret to absolutely gorgeous skin. Meaningful Beauty makes powerful and effective skincare simple and it's loved by millions of women. It's formulated for all ages and all skin tones and types and it's designed to work as a complete skincare system, leaving your skin feeling soft, smooth and nourished. I recommend starting with Cindy's full regimen, which contains all five of her best selling products, including the amazing youth activating melanchero. This next generation serum has the power of melancholy stem cell technology. It's melancholy stem cells encapsulated for freshness and released onto the skin to support a visible reduction in the appearance of wrinkles. With thousands of

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1:11:10it's not an amazing advancement in technology. Like if I was ever at some place, one time I was walking through the mall with my son and there was like some early VR place. It was like a storefront. You can go in there and they got an omnidirectional treadmill and you could, which is like you could walk in any direction and you put the headset on and you got like gloves. And my son was like, can we go try that? I said, yeah, man, let's go try it out. So he went in there. He got on one, I got on one. We did some like fighting game and stuff. It was pretty cool. If I was walking through the mall and they were like, yeah, you put this suit on and try out this habit. I was like, hell, yeah, dog. Let's do that. Let's see what that's like. I would do that. Why not? I wouldn't spend the money to own one though, because I could do that right now. I could buy a VR thing and I'm not going to buy one. That's just a sting of like reality and not reality. I don't know. It's just weird thing. No, that's definitely the thing. Because imagine you're like playing Super Mario Brothers and then you're playing Fortnite. You're like, wow, Fortnite feels very real. Sure. It's racing. Like if I get to the end and that's very real, right? And then I guess they're just going to keep taking it to the

1:12:14next level, next level, next level. Can you do me a favor? Can you fucking twist that thing around real quick for what? Because it's like it's not doing well. Oh, you don't look the way you want to go. No, I give me one. Well, you spend fucking thousands of dollars on cameras and this one's blurry. You just got to twist the collar on it. You got it boss. And see, I would zoom out a t-tad. A t-tad. I didn't mean it. I just my mind's at after this sucky buy story. No, that's in. We want to go the other way. Wow, you look great, man. I don't know why that's fine. Is that fucking better? I have no idea. I'm just so great. You look more focused. Right. And what the? Thank you. Okay, that's it. Oh, you're leaving now. He's leaving. He's a literally right here. What were you going? All right. So, yep, goodbye, Matt. Give it the old spit and twist. I don't know the the the context for that. Atma. Yeah, that's a little bit more dialed in. Right. But why is it so far? It's got to be so far away straight in your posh. Dude, I can't like. So this is this is what it's like if I straighten my posh. I have to be back here.

1:13:19And and I don't like that because I'm not like if you look from the side, I'm like leaning back. Like why the fuck do I have to be leaned back so far away from things to fix my posh. This is me be sat upright. I'm like, you guys seeing this? I know this is great content. But it's something that's been upsetting me. I mean, look at that. Why do I have to be like you can't straighten your back without the back of the chair like you can't. Oh, that's it. It's it's just simply untenable. Okay. For you know, this is it. This is me with my back street. And this is just crazy. I mean, look at how far my back is from the chair. Look at that gap. That's insane. We're going to get new chairs. This fucking chairs are crazy. Everybody's commenting on my posture by everybody. I mean, Panda and Panda really cares about my my health. Yeah, just knock into that. Why don't you? And so I'm taking what she says very consider, you know, consider, you know, consider, you get it considerably. Yeah, people have really. Yeah, you should have core strength. All of our

1:14:23bad posture. I have great core strength. I do core every single day. Well, but I do. Or you know what I do? I get on the thing and I do the leg lifts. You know, the dip bar with the handles. Oh, you look great now, dude. Are you listening to me? Zoom down a little bit. I had to zoom out. You know, you zoomed out a little bit. I know. You look great. You know, so the dip bar, where you do the leg lifts. Yeah. But I do leg lifts, right? I straighten my legs. And I always make sure that when I do my my leg extensions, my leg, my feet go way above. I live. That's incredible, man. It is. Thank you. It is incredible. And I do it for four sets of 20, which is pretty good. I think that's pretty good. So my core strength is very strong. We're going to do a workout here. You know what's good for core though is like the elliptical without moving the hand though. Just put your hands up higher. Why would you do that? Because it

1:15:24just stretches out your... You just do the fucking elliptical with your hands in the air. No, like you can hold the top of the, you know, like the screen. Yeah. And now because you're stretched out, it's like when you're in the water, you keep your arms like stretched out in your legs and you're doing this kind of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Like good life movements are good for your core. It's good life move. Like stuff in a, um, I just thought a spongebob for some reason. Stop it, Nancy. The movements in a gym where you're like sitting down and crunching like this. Yeah. Okay. That's cool. But are you really doing that in real life? No. I'm like, you know, so another one that I do is I have my chin up bar at home. And I'll get on my chin up bar. I'll pull my body up so I'm at a, with a neutral grip at a 90 degree angle with my elbows. And then I'll do the same thing leg lifts. But a past eye level. You're really incredible. I know, dude. Um, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I just I'm looking for, you know, positive feedback and things like that. Okay, where's the next story? Do I get to read it? It's in your email that you've not prepared at all. Yeah. Yeah. I told you it was in there. I told you three times you did not. My pelvic floor is super,

1:16:28a super strong, I think probably wait to info it to stay under an email. Does your, does your, your pelvis has a floor, huh? I don't know. It's a, it's a straight Bible email. I don't even know how to get into that. How do you not know how to get into the straight Bible? I said all that up. Dude, it's just like, this is how I naturally want to sit, though, guys, where people look at me and they're like, fix your posture. I do want to sit like a monkey. Wait, is it Gmail? Yeah. Oh, Raven. What do you want? I'm sorry. I have access to your, go ahead. I have access to your YouTube account now. Was that supposed to happen? No, dude. No. Through the bad idea, dude. Through the streamcaster, the stream X stream thing that you got? I don't know. I don't think so. How do you have access to, I mean, I don't care if you have access to YouTube. That's fine. I do. Can you imagine? That's a little bit, not your YouTube. You're going to do like, Astral projecting on YouTube and some. What YouTube might the Ravens watch? No, no,

1:17:30Nephilim deaths. Oh, yeah. That's, I mean, I don't know what the hell. What you would do with it, but you have it. It could be quite dangerous with much power comes much regrettability or whatever. You can comment on anybody's show as long as you say rude and nasty things. I'm fine with that. Because I do realize that's kind of the only thing that we say on YouTube. People will complain and we'll tell them to go fuck themselves, which I don't think is good customer service, but it's worth down pretty well. I don't know if it's inappropriate. I think it's very appropriate. If you show up and you complain about your free product, okay, is the one you want me to read from R3? Yeah. Okay. Let's do the spooky music. You're not going to, you're not going to doaxam? Does he have a name to doax? I'm going to read his whole thing. So whatever it says in it, I'm going to probably doaxam. All right. He's getting doxed. Ready? You guys ready? Do the spooky music. Hey, what's up, fellow? What? He said, what is that? It's R3. I will actually be letting you know how I

1:18:32went under my first spiritual attack. Okay. And this led me to be disturbed constantly in my dreams and getting kidnapped by shadow people. I was doing high amounts of mushrooms leading into this last time. I was getting abducted by them for a couple of months straight almost daily. Can I just say if you're getting abducted for months almost daily, you probably should stop doing mushrooms? Right. But this makes sense because whenever I read these and they're not on mushrooms or not on meth, I'm like, this is crazy. We're now talking about crazy. Honestly, some of the craziest conversations we ever had were with a dude that was doing mushrooms and his experiences were very real still. I was like, oh, dude, yeah, they're you're seeing something that's like really there. It's a Sumerian God. And he's like, I didn't know that it was a Sumerian God until after I googled the name that it gave me. And I was like, oh, that's not good, dude. Okay, mushrooms day. Yeah. Every day I do the network and it just got into MMA. I was listening to Joe Rogan a lot based. Yeah, that's very similar to me listening to Rogan MMA doing mushrooms.

1:19:35It all started when was working in a building. Yeah, he was. That was housing for homeless people getting back on their feet. I paint commercial and residential for a living and was working for a shit company right when all of this happened. Okay. I'm in San Diego, by the way. And since Fenton all hit the streets, homelessness riddled the whole country. The units, we that we were hired to paint, I'm just going to keep reading the way it's written, the units we that we were hired to paint, everyone had killed themselves inside of them. And we weren't to find out it was the case until we were actively painting them. And the neighbors would ask us about if we knew about it. Okay, that sucks. That's messed up. Whoa. I don't feel like that's you know, when you buy a house, they have to tell you if somebody was murdered in it. So he saying in all these apartments, people killed themselves in them. I'm just saying if you were not in all states. Oh, well, it seems like such a particular thing, Nancy, would know that not in all states, do they have to disclose the fact that someone was murdered? I don't know about that. She's probably

1:20:39looking to figure out what place you can murder in. No, she's not just moving into a house somewhere that definitely has somebody been killed. So she's hoping that somebody would disclose it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Our bosses didn't give us a heads up at all. So when we walked in, it smelled like death, sulfur, rotten eggs, roaches everywhere, roach eggs, glass, pookies, pookies. What's pookies? That sounds like the nicest thing on that list, dude. Pookies. They even had to say poopies. Maybe he meant to say poopies. That's crazy. How just a K. Okay, we'll change up the whole vibe of that word. It smelled like poopies, roach eggs, glass, poopies and other, I never said, yeah. And growing up in Tijuana, back at fourth this San Diego in Tijuana, yes, I'm a dirty Mexican. Let's go. It's really common to come across the smell of death. Okay, it was very disturbing going in there, knowing what it smells like. I felt

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1:24:49which gives it this rich umami flavor. It's smoother, deeper, almost buttery. Once people try it, they start putting it on everything. Eggs sandwiches, fries, burgers, chefs use it, restaurants use it, people who really care about flavor use it, put it on just about anything. Then you'll understand. Kupy, the original Japanese mayonnaise. Now I'd like to introduce you to Meaningful Beauty. The famed skincare brand created by iconic supermodel Cindy Crawford. It's her secret to absolutely gorgeous skin. Meaningful beauty makes powerful and effective skin care simple and it's loved by millions of women. It's formulated for all ages and all skin tones and types and it's designed to work as a complete skincare system, leaving your skin feeling soft, smooth and nourished. I recommend starting with Cindy's full regimen, which contains all five of her best-selling products, including the amazing youth-activating melanchero. This next generation serum has the power of melancholyps stem cell technology. It's melancholyps stem cells encapsulated, professionalized and released onto the skin to support a visible reduction in the appearance of wrinkles. With thousands of glowing five star

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1:26:54poopies and eggs, roach eggs and glass, and then on top of it. Yeah, and he's like, bro, I got to do it. I got to pay my bills. Yeah, he's got to pay. He's got to pay. He's got to start that at home who was waiting for him to put bacon on the table and man. Taco State Languah. Let's go. That's crazy, though. That sucks. I was fairly new in my walk with Christ, but didn't want to tie myself to the show that my mom would attend and was looking. Is that what he said? Hold on a second. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, yeah. Okay. This show was like, yeah, yeah, that my mom would attend and was looking my into the Bible actively. Okay. You got to give people some grace a little bit and try to fill in the words for them. Looking just you can just don't have to say my. Okay. You know, you can you can be nice. Okay, that's fair. I was fairly new. Let's try again. I was fairly new in my walk with Christ, but didn't want to tie myself to the show that my mom would attend. It was looking into the Bible actively. No, that was very nice. Yeah. A couple of days later, me and my homie, Jimmy,

1:27:55we're working together after finishing that hotel and had both crashed and totaled both of our cars within a day apart. Okay. That's crazy. That's crazy. Oh, R3 says dog. I text to speech it. Yeah. Yeah. Man. Cut up for the slag. Same. Yeah. You both total your cars within a day of each other. Wait, wait, wait. You know what he's doing for this paint job. He's basically saying like he's alluding to there's a curse on him. Curse, dog. A couple of days later, me and my homie, Jimmy, we're working together after finishing that hotel and had both crashed and totaled both of our cars within a day apart. That's pretty crazy. I mean, come on. He got the rather worse outcome of the two of us physically. Both his feet were broken and one of his knees broke along with his hands. Damn. I got the financial burden rather. Work started to slow up for us little by little. I had savings aside to get my contractor's license in Cali and through the last time I bred into that to get out of my depressing job. Dude, this guy's going hard if he's getting a

1:28:57contractor's license in California. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It paid good but was filled with busy bodies and nothing but other Mexicans that talked about lust, gluttony, userry, and just ultimately, fathoming man. Yeah. That's a welcome to the construction site. Right, man. It's like eight and it's like my son's out there doing stuff. I try to talk to him every day, bro. Like what's going on out there? I'm like, don't fall into all the stuff. That's hard. That's hard because everybody on construction sites is doing coke or I mean, I've never seen more coke usage than on a construction site. You'll see a lot of opioids because people are they have a lot of injuries, you know, working on construction sites, a lot of back problems, leg problems, knee problems. Not only that, even if you never had a back problem or knee problems, you don't get so much more work done on pain pills. You just feel no aches and pains. I know we got we definitely have construction people in the chat though. Guys, seriously, coke, right? Like on a construction site is insane. Never. Never. Never knows what's up or math. Okay. Yeah. Brenna, Kamehameha says or

1:29:58math. All right. I mean, it's all kind of stuff, but it's not only that just smoking like all kinds. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Weed is like the norm, but there we go. Big, goy daddy says, I sold cocaine and weed on construction sites. Homey got cursed. Shout out to Clint. Oh, that's not nice. Clint's dirty panties. My site had more weed. Oh, yeah. Might be drywall dust. That's true. That's true. Okay. I hated it, especially since I was changing my life from my kid at the time. I am far from perfect and have been a piece of shit myself most my life. I had just had my first daughter at the time and proposed to my wife. That's how it went for me and Jess too was we had Bella. Then we got pregnant with eight and then we got married. Okay. Me and the homey ended up losing our cars and I ended up in debt from being retarded and not having insurance on a finance truck. Let's go. How do you have not have insurance? That's I'm I should do that. Yeah, well, I mean, I don't think you you can have not insurance but then if you drive it around and you get pulled over

1:31:01your truck and trouble. I grew up in the streets most of my life. My father and brother ended out of the system along with myself. I had grew out of the street shit mindset. I like you said, scree. And had started to lean towards Christ prior to all this occurring. I like this guy. Yeah, he crashes. With the free time I had on my hands, I dealt deep into TFH. Oh, it's in foil hat. All right. And with micro dose mushrooms and Xanax to cool down the high. I struggled with pill addictions like the mat. That's right. And did all kinds of drugs and was steering away from them after my daughter was born but would have binge phases. Yeah. That's like, by the way, thank you for using five teas in Matt's name respect. Yeah. I would have nightmares every night for about three months straight of my getting kidnapped by shadow figures. Jeez, man. I don't think I ever had those but I went through phases of just all out. Now, I don't know if he means like shadow

1:32:02people or like black people. No, he's talking about like shadow people, bro. I'm not sure. All right. Well, let's find out. They would torment me and say I was wrong for standing with Christ in wanting to better myself. Yeah. That's shadow people. Okay. Yeah. Black people typically love Jesus. It would be in a sleep paralysis and they would take me from my bed in the night and we teleport to what seemed like a spaceship with the stereotypical oval table. You're saying that's an abduction. Well, it's it's they're that begs the question. If he's tormented from like either being on the drugs or coming off the drugs. So it's not that I'm saying it's an abduction. I don't think most of the time you're actually abducted, but it's just a keen insight into the phenomenon being like the same shit because it's shadow people and it's they're and they're telling them he's wrong for standing with Christ and then they're abducting them alien style. Like the overlap between the alien phenomenon and the spooky demonic phenomenon is so so unbelievably nearly one

1:33:08to one. And so yeah, you know, but of course if you're alboreno, they're not connected with the fuck ever. Okay, we're back. Teleport to seem what seemed like a spaceship with the stereotypical oval table. I would also have dreams of might getting killed doing street shit and would see myself in third person. I remember stuff like that too. I personally feel like God was directing me to get away from living the two lifestyles and buckle up and be a man and father for my kids. And remember, one day as these shadow figures were cut me up cartel style with my feet first, I told them I don't give a fuck if you keep killing me. I still believe in Christ and I'm willing to die for this shit and all my sins. Like this guys, guys crushing. I was okay with the fact that I wasn't perfect. And if I die trying and don't make it to the heavens, it's all good. I'm willing to attempt to salvage myself after that day at all ceased. But I was faced with more financial

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1:38:18starting with Cindy's full regimen which contains all five of her best selling products including the amazing youth activating melanchero. This next generation serum has the power of melancholy stem cell technology. It's melancholy stem cells encapsulated for freshness and released onto the skin to support a visible reduction in the appearance of wrinkles. With thousands of glowing five star reviews why not give it a try. Subscribe today and you can get the amazing Meaningful Beauty system for just $49.95. That includes our introductory five-piece system, free gifts, free shipping and a 60 day money back guarantee. All that available at MeaningfulBeauty.com. I found you all shortly after from Sam's show from the Donald Trump episode. Oh yeah man that was a crazy episode not very popular. Listen to you made me feel like I wasn't an outcast. A lot of people say that man. A lot of crazy people are like I feel kind of normal now. You know dude that's why I'll be in the comments and people will be saying like you guys said a lot of swear and I'll just go this isn't for you. Yeah move on. I don't have I don't I don't need

1:39:22to talk to you. You're good. Top saying yesterday you got all offended with some lady that was nasty out here. Might have been yeah. Yeah you see that you weren't around. I saw that. I wasn't here for it. No no no. But like yeah man if you're gonna come up it like I don't say top gets offended by those people I'm like dude just keep moving. Yeah the people are really nasty. He was kind of being a little bit funny about that one but he was saying she was so rude. What do you do it here like what it's like yeah she was just like why is it dark in the back like. Like they should lock on the book. Yeah they think everything revolts. But yeah I don't care about like every time we get somebody from this retarded community and I mean that like in the sense of like retarded in loss and whatever drug addled this and that and they say you know you helped me climb up out of the muck and and or yet me towards Christ. I'm like beautiful. Yeah and in turn of the other people go this isn't for you. Yeah sorry about the cuss words. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Go find somebody else. Go find Joel Holstein. By the way guys. If you go on Joel Holstein. Shout out Joel. Steve. If you go on Patreon there's a post that I made and it's

1:40:22about one of the homies his name is blue and blue is an active member of the NDS Bible study and the NDS community and he's been around for a long time because I know his handle. Panna's base and I this is important okay can you not. And and I and I would see his handle for a long time. So he's been a long time supporter of the show and basically what happened is he got active in the NDS Bible study around the same time that he had like a court ordered rehab visit and he struggled with it at first but eventually he came to this idea that like this is what the Lord wants for me he's telling me to get my life you know back on it on the rails and so he had this total change in his outlook about it and then and he he went towards it very willingly with this intention to clean up his life for his wife and his son and and he's been really helpful to other people who are in this community who are struggling with addiction and so you know he did this but now he doesn't know exactly how he's going to support his his wife and his kids he's going to be gone for three months I posted a bunch of stuff if anybody feels compelled to to reach out to his wife Tiffany and to support

1:41:28her in any way she's got links for like cash app and stuff like that it would be huge and I know a lot of people have already done that so that's huge but when he comes back he's actually going to be leading an addiction support group in the discord why is it going away for three months well because he had like a court ordered rehab thing oh so he's been off the stuff he's been clean well and he's I don't I don't exactly know all of his story the community knows him better than I do because there's like a big thriving community on discord who who know each other and so a lot of people answered that patreon post with basically saying like I know blue this guy is great we spend a lot of time talking and there is a place in the discord for people who are in recovery from addiction and he's been really vocal in that place and he's been a kind of a shoulder lean on and somebody to counsel some of the other people in the community who have been struggling with recovery and addiction so when he comes out he's actually going to be heading that community as like the guy who kind of steers the ship and so yeah I just wanted to put that out there if anybody

1:42:29can find that patreon post it was only from like last week if you're looking to support somebody um somebody said yeah he got me sober yeah dude he I'm telling you like this dude is a real one and his outlook uh you know before he left was uh this is what god this is god's plan for me is to go and get cleaned up and and to do this now his wife is is take it over his discord um handle and uh it's just really cool because this community continues to create things things come out of it that are very surprising to me this is one of those things and I know a lot of you saw that post a lot of you have been supporting his wife Tiffany um so you know if this is your first time hearing it maybe go back on the patreon look for that post and go check out um blue and his and his wife's links for for donation because she could really use it's gonna be a rough three months but I look forward to him coming back and doing something very meaningful and being able to counsel people in the community who are struggling with addiction um so yeah shout out to blue and shout out to his wife Tiffany and uh it was only people that get through it can really

1:43:30help other people do the whole thing of like somebody helping you but they're not a junkie it just it doesn't work yeah yeah yeah okay cool like I mean look a lot of people is that inspired me to give up a lot of people know who he is uh so this this this this community is like it's alive and it's thriving and they're they're all oriented around christ and they're doing shit well I'm not even looking I don't know what's going on z-man there's way better stuff for sleep than alcohol bro oh yeah way better apaginine with like glycine like glycine is just an amino acid you do like whatever magnesium is good for that too yeah magnesium if you take magnesium glycine and apaginine at bedtime like bro you're gonna be out yeah yeah I actually don't like drinking before I go to sleep because what happens is I fall asleep quick and I wake up like a hundred times you add a little ashwagana to that and you're out dude and ashwagana like a half hour 45 minutes before so like when you're reading you're just in the chill zone and you got to read before we're reading the phone and then boom you just close it you sleep hard dude all right all right so I just

1:44:31wanted to say that guys go back and check out that uh patreon glad to hear blue and his wife have a beautiful marriage because leaving for three months it'd be rough so hard to yes for three months that'd be a nightmare that's gonna be like a nightmare oh yeah yeah makes me sad thinking about it I don't want to think about it okay um so let's pick this up it says less than it listening to you made me feel like I was in an outcast that's where we left out that's what inspired that and whole thing um I was in Christ Christ's all capital listening to you made me feel like I wasn't an outcast actually we're all outcast amen I was in the Christ closet and y'all helped me come out hey I initially got interested from listening to the book of revelation on the Bible app okay shout out to Ed do you know I remember uh oh oh wait wait I think I don't know if he meant yeah yeah nevermind I thought he meant the revelation series we do with Ed but there was a guy used to work with who was talking about the book of revelation on six eighty one time like uh head in the sannos aid uh the sannol grade which is dull works traffic anywhere in the universe gross anywhere in the known universe the sannol grade is the worst and I remember just

1:45:33being like locked in news he was talking about like the the book of revelation like a long time ago as a teenager that's cool I initially got interested from listening to the book of revelation on the Bible app and was similarly looking into new age gay manifestation ship prior to getting with my wife and all this stuff yeah man yeah yeah yeah yeah from that day I've been in the Bible and had started to really take my walk more serious amen I had stopped doing pills in mushrooms after that day as well I'm also giving up the weed after using it since I was eight years old wow that's huge it goes hard yeah like why would you like I don't know to know to have any part like in a story like this is like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like these people don't want to just go to the church the church doesn't want to go to these people and by the way this guy is using all kinds of like you know cuss words in the and I like who cares I'm very offended right right but who cares at all look at this testimony dude right

1:46:34you think I give a shit right you think Jesus wasn't the people he was hanging out with weren't saying costs words like look at the crazy hanging out with hookers dude made it makes me sinners like the like the craziest people and we're like oh those Pharisees were assholes because they said that about these people it's like no no that's like the religious people today do the same thing it's the same thing it's just it does make me mad like that we like a church person today went in a time machine and saw that oh they would think the Pharisees was the good guy yeah yeah and it makes me mad because these people in the comments who go like you said you really need to stop with the language like you really do that are you missing this you're missing this like you're missing this guy's testimony because you're worried about a couple of swear words this dude was smoking weed at eight years old and now he's wrapping it up and saying and he's in Tijuana Mexico and California cleaning up where where people killed themselves and you're missing this yeah you're missing this because oh no the word cuss words yeah oh my god it's so unbelievably dense but please go on I'm

1:47:38sure it was the substance invoking that but until I prayed upon casting out the inequalities of my family and people and things they made iniquities yeah I'm a whole I'm lost I'm sure I'm sure it was the substance invoking that but until I prayed upon casting out the iniquities of my family and people and things they involved themselves with just to secure myself in my walk in my family my great great grandma was a supposed good town witch yeah so many people have that story what do you mean Spanish people um I think my my wife has something also very similar like a great great grandma that was a good town witch good town witch what does that mean you're still a witch like like you live in this village and and the village people come to you to you know get blessings from you or put curses on this and that you're perceived as a good witch yeah but there's no such thing as a good witch in my estimate yeah he hasn't quotes my great great grandma was supposed to be a

1:48:38good town witch in halisco yalisco and her husband used to rob trains in the earlier 1900s he was killed in a town I feel like they curse generations of my family from that possibly and since then all the men in my family have been riddled with dying from gun violence or spending the majority of their lives in prison yeah man it's crazy hard yeah it could also be that I'm just Mexican that's also fair I'm glad that you you've explored that potential that's a huge man this guy is definitely like honest as hell yeah and very self analytical and that's huge dude it could also be that I'm just Mexican but felt like the men that did end up all right all follow Christ I'm now 27 years old this guy's bro 20 years ago this guy was like fucking 40 yeah you're doing good bro this guy's crushing you're on the path are three let's go I'm now 27 years old I converted my wife from growing up Catholic to just be straight by hell yeah man let's go you ever get the feeling

1:49:41the city walls close and in the concrete jungle suffocating your soul you crave wide open spaces that chance to connect with nature maybe chase some milk fish a private stream well listen up there's a whole world out there and finding your own piece of it just got easier head over to land.com they've got ranches forest mountains you name it search by acreage location the kind of hunting or fishing you dream of land.com it's where the adventure begins this is Rob Grant Kowski from dudes and dudes with Grant and jewels and talk about a perfect partnership I'm here to tell you about protecting your end zone with dude wipes if you're still wiping with toilet paper you need to listen up dude wipes are a wet extra large flushable wipe that leave nothing behind in year behind because they are wet and we all know wetter cleans better unlike dry wiping with toilet paper dude wipes clear instead of

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1:52:50whole eggs QB only uses egg yolks which gives it this rich umami flavor it's smoother deeper and almost buttery once people try it they start putting it on everything egg sandwiches fries burgers some fans even swear by dipping pizza crust in it once you notice it you start seeing it everywhere chefs use it restaurants use it people who really care about flavor use it never try it grab the bottle with the red cap next time you're at the store put it on just about anything then you'll understand QB the original Japanese mayonnaise now I'd like to introduce you to meaningful beauty the famed skincare brand created by iconic supermodel Cindy Crawford it's her secret to absolutely gorgeous skin meaningful beauty makes powerful and effective skincare simple and it's loved by millions of women it's formulated for all ages and all skin tones and types and it's designed to work as a complete skincare system leaving your skin feeling soft smooth and nourished I recommend starting with Cindy's full regimen which contains all five of her best selling products including the amazing youth activating melanchero this next generation serum has the power of melancholy

1:53:54stem cell technology it's melancholy stem cells encapsulated for freshness and released onto the skin to support a visible reduction in the appearance of wrinkles with thousands of blowing five star reviews why not give it a try subscribe today and you can get the amazing meaningful beauty system for just 49.95 that includes our introductory five p system free gifts free shipping and a 60 day money back guarantee all that available at meaningful beauty dot com and to kick that funny shit we have two daughters one being three and the other just turned one did that's a good life if you got if you're 27 beautiful wife yeah you got a daughter that's three one that's one that's a good little light beautiful light yeah you just show on the weekends and watch i cartoon movies or football and you love the lord cook you read the Bible to your kids like everything's good man we have two daughters one being three and the other just turn one we pray multiple times a day and get in the word together and this guy is crushing he started with little kids Bible stories with the pictures from my three year old and read every night before bed

1:54:59her favorite story is david and jona yeah this dude crushes hard yeah yeah that's the thing no kids you get this in their spirit when they're little dude it's it changes their whole life man i feel spiritually rich from this amen dude i used to have that heavy doom feeling a lot same my life had changed drastically since i got into the word in mma based based and i wouldn't trade it for anything i personally feel like it was the enemy or the father sending this whatever it was i got my shit together and fuck them i'm about Jesus i have plenty more stories of my dating some witches and crazy girls trying to do love spells against me yeah very very prevalent in the spanish communities wild yeah like i said my dad's on that pay any sauce i will make some more time eventually to get those to you i'm currently looking where me and my wife can get baptized but we don't get down with the shows out here maybe the mat can help direct me

1:56:01stay crushing homies all three respectable amount of tees that might be like nine tees that he put in there um our three dude what i am not well are creating writing stories and i have auto corrects use the no paragraphs and story being convoluted i'm typing this on my lunch break dude this goes hard this guy's awesome i like this guy this is so this story is um almost like the definitional dangerous retard okay i know her mitsendid dude stop playing games we're a family send it uh this is this is awesome yeah i mean this as far as uh he said i feel spiritually rich from this but imagine a guy like this with this background like say the great great grandma's a witch the great great grandpa's like robin train is the dangerous way to kinds of like prison and you're in your heritage like like all the males in your bloodline are prison people and guns and like crazy stuff and then you go serious about the kingdom of god like that's who we need in the kingdom of god we don't need any more soft ass like feminine dude yeah yeah simply call some spiritual gangsters

1:57:03yeah amen yeah this is um such a cool story and i would agree a hundred percent or three you are spiritually rich my my uncle used to say that to me um because he was a guy that had like a lot of materialistic possessions and he saw what i had in my my wife and my son and he would say that i i was a richer man than he was um so i i get where you're coming from on that and i mean that that's huge to be raised in your case with the uh yeah there you go with the yeah three-year-old and a one-year-old with the picture bible hell yeah dude and we're going into fall right now like there's football on Sundays and like you just work my good you don't need anything toilment you got a bible you got a gym membership you got a job you got a family like that you're good man you're good you what what an awesome you go hiking on the weekend hell yeah in California there's mountains to hike in and trails and stuff maybe you go to the beach out depending on how far you are from the beach you just chill like you don't need anything else you could drive a crappy car as long as it gets you from a to b like nobody cares that's a good little

1:58:05life dude i love it i love it i really feel like it's a great story a bible a family a job and a gym membership oh that's it yeah i'm good yeah yeah that's it well he's going to MMA that's huge too big fan of uh of the life you've uh you've cultivated ever since the the old shitty one very cool are three very cool thank you for the story i i i do i look at guys like this or you know uh chicks when they write in and it's a similar situation like a Kate anti species this is one of them that comes to mind where it's like these people are uh what i use people well the you know the blacks know what i think of when i think uh dangerous retard like who am i talking to you know if i have to like imagine inmates the audience yeah but inmates to an extent but i mean uh all of the different aspects of this story and and aspects of this dude's life are aspects that consistently come on when i think about well what is the listener of this show like is anybody in

1:59:06the chat older than me i don't think i like this dude people are like 40 35 very young we have a young yeah you're like where's the old is there is no people the chat no you're older than me you're old you're very old yeah yeah you're counseling the younglings right now are you so far dude because and then my posture is such a nightmare dude these chairs are a nightmare fuck this camera i don't understand what the hell is going on here um yeah uh Kate does i'm pretty sure Kate follows uh whoa go back to Laney statement right there i can do that uh 46 g by he's old this shit uh i think Kate follows me on IG with my real name on the account thanks to Matt i have never i love the chat things that i share people secrets you do i never ever shared sancio secret ever and i never ever have said what Laney's real name is to anyone you know maybe maybe to jess i don't even think to jess dude i don't think i've ever repeated what his real name is all right oh look big yeah victoria's uh 56 yes mamu is 63 there you go yeah let's go yeah we got these we got

2:00:13these old ladies in here all right so uh i can't believe Laney thinks i would do it like that well i got you know yeah thinking like see sparrow knows um we got one more story here and this one's kind of lengthy so let's try to get through this without uh what everybody's not old panda there's like a couple old people like that's it and it's like i didn't realize that old everybody was we knew that panda was young because she uses a lot of uh oh she's 35 well no no young in the sense of my age because we come from a generation before there was emojis but we were on the internet so we used text-based emojis uh oh that's what she does yeah that is what they're all yeah text-based emojis so yeah got damn little old ass niggas in the chat okay um this one is for from Dave's not here man another one yeah we're gonna get into it and i'm gonna i'm gonna get cracking i don't want to uh my name isn't actually Dave it's just a not so subtle homage to the teach and chonkskit that was up in smoke um that and an actual sub 75 IQ retarded guy named Dave

2:01:18that would yell Dave's not here man to when he would uh come over and get high oh he would sit outside yelling goddammit guys it's Dave he would always fall for it it was just part of the hazing rituals we enjoyed as men okay uh my testimony is as eight up as any dangerous retards and i figured i would be retarded and share let's go that's i mean that's the spirit of today's episode for sure a lot of the same as others some not as much i probably won't be able to catch this shit live due to work but fuck it not like but fuck it but yeah but work but fuck it um i was born on my dad's birthday in a flyover state at the tail end of gen x uh to two parents who should not have been parents mom and uh mom had a decent upbringing but dad had undergone some severe uh physical abuse from his mother and was a broken man grandma had gone overboard to the point she was placing okay but i don't know if this guy's my generation but that's like common we like tail

2:02:21gen x so you know uh definitely younger than you yeah yeah but i think like our parents were from a generation that have like what we would call now like trauma just the way that their parents treated him i don't even know i mean i don't know either it's very weird who's not is what i'm getting at like what generation was yeah what generation didn't have trauma right sure the further back you go the crazier right and hellish things kind of were right you know before everybody was worried about traumatic then yeah yeah for sure isn't it funny though because this generation millennials Gen Z are crying about victimhood and trauma more so than any previous generation they love the victimhood thing but are probably markedly um less traumatized than so it goes to say something if you're if you're not raised in a hard way it doesn't won't make you a hard person make you a soft person so soft that you'll complain about the big burger dinner and you're like i'm the big guy yeah yeah yeah that's a good observation yeah um grandma had

2:03:21gone overboard to the point where she was placed in a mental institution okay so that's kind of egregious uh for a time due to the beatings and torture she put on him and just being nuts okay so it was a degree more so than your average uh trauma you ever get the feeling the city walls close and in the concrete jungle suffocating your soul you crave wide open spaces the chance to connect with nature maybe chase a milk fish a private stream well listen up there's a whole world out there and finding your own piece of it just got easier head over to land dot com they've got ranches forest mountains you name it search by acreage location the kind of hunting or fishing you dream of land dot com it's where the adventure begins this is julien et alman from games with names as a fellow dude do you ever get that not so fresh feeling in your butt that's because you're probably using the dry stuff to wipe wet extra large flushable

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2:06:30Los Cultures zest Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang you know when people try a new food and suddenly it's like wait that's the reaction a lot of people are having when they first try cubie mayo it's the one with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle you've probably seen it in the grocery store before and if you've ever just walked past it some people would say that's a huge mistake because this mayo is different most mayonnaise uses whole eggs cubie only uses egg yolks which gives it this rich umami flavor it's smoother deeper and almost buttery once people try it they start putting it on everything egg sandwiches fries burgers some fans even swear by dipping pizza crust in it once you notice it you start seeing it everywhere chefs use it restaurants use it people who really care about flavor use it never try it grab the bottle with the red cap next time you're at the store put it on just about anything then you'll understand cute beat the original Japanese mayonnaise now I'd like to introduce you to meaningful beauty the famed skincare brand created by iconic super model Cindy Crawford it's her secret to absolutely gorgeous skin meaningful beauty makes powerful

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2:08:36and deliver an ass whooping and say nigger in every sense according to him all sports music and non western cowboy television were nigger bald nigger music and nigger kikes uh I wouldn't even call him racist he just what I wouldn't even call him racist as he got along with any man he just loved the word i said man after my own heart um he is now gone and while it sucks what he did to his family Jesus gives us all the strength to forgive what was done to him was probably magnitudes worse than what he inflicted as well that's a really great outlook you know what I mean like his far is he was really bad but he was not as bad as what was before him and also Jesus gives you the strength to forgive him so like yeah he's treating his dad with a lot of reverence here I think we all on try to be as good as we can and it's a little bit better than hopefully yeah dad hopefully hopefully

2:09:36grandma grandma was apparently a real piece of work in addition to focusing her rage on primarily my dad half of her kids were from someone other than her husband uh which was not discovered until after grandpa passed uh my grandma still uses the word colored I like that I used to uh my grandma still used to colored okay yeah yeah used to get the word um so half her kids were from somebody else and that wasn't discovered until after grandpa passed she fucked me up till after grandpa passed and then it was really feels like hey just serve what it's your dad at least happy you guys that was not your grandpa I'm not sure which one yeah that's a crazy thought um she fucked me up as an 18 month old too but not something I recall just heard second hand from an aunt who can confirm based on feeling where my jaw healed a little funky uh though cosmetically okay damn so grandma broke your jaw that's crazy uh grandma pretended to be long to some Methodist churchgoers

2:10:37ship but her real jam was the occult there it is there it is her family had brought some wonky beliefs back from the old world with them astrology witchcraft divination and other assorted crap the family I still talk to doesn't go into detail about it but instead uh brags about her being on TV in the 50s or 60s from some local crap talking about astrology charts etc all right yeah that's funny because if you were on TV back in the day that is something that will still be talked about everyone so I'll be hanging out my face to chat real quick go ahead if you look at him you know if I extracted two by fours and garden hoses yeah stuff like this do you guys spank your kids I don't know I'm just like curious about this because I got hit with two by fours and stuff like that too yeah and I always was like I'm never gonna spank my kids dude I have I don't like put my son over my leg into that but I've given him like a whack in the ass like when he's like standing up or I've grabbed him by the arm real hard I'm like wait no no no we're talking slow down yeah I just I don't know I recognize even as a child that my dad was hit me

2:11:41because he was mad because he was upset and even as a kid I was like yeah I don't I don't it's so weird man as a kid I was like I don't mind being like spank for when I'm bad but like this is just like he's upset that's so yeah yeah I was like when I grow up I don't trust myself like to spank because then if I'm an erasure I'm angry you might just be fucking yeah I'm just gonna like do that because I'm in a bet so I want that option to not be on the table so I'm just curious if other people thought that too yes angrily they do yes yeah yeah yeah yeah and I also felt like this is a good way to talk to an animal but this is not like a good way to talk to a human like I don't I also I just felt like you're treating me like I'm an animal man like some of these times like just just talk to me I think if I have done it it was specifically in the context of him hurting the animals hurting the cats and and that was that was something that I really didn't like when he was little and I caught him like doing it in a kind of like a malicious

2:12:44little way you know what I mean and he was just little but he was like he could overpower the kitten kind of a deal and so and so I did I smacked him on the ass and and then other than that I think I grabbed him like by the arm to be like no hell is going on here doing something goofy yeah I think I'll do that too like grab an arm yeah and the only time I really the most like flash on eight in as if he was nasty to his mom yeah yeah so not the only time I think I did try to spank him when he was like he wasn't asked to his mom and it was like years ago but I noticed pretty quickly that the amount of force I would have to like hit him on the ass with for him to even register was like more force than I was willing to dish out yeah I can see that yeah and also I don't know Jack was like this but Aiden was terrified whenever I would like approach oh yeah yeah Jack what's because I was weird Jess would always laugh she's like you would think that like you yeah yeah yeah yeah they like he's terrified when you approach him and he's never hit him

2:13:47yeah yeah never spank him you never but I remember that I remember like smacking him on the ass for something and just immediately being like fuck this kid's dense yeah and for me to make this matter I got to like really like I just I to tell you the truth right now I don't think I could generate enough power to smack my 11 year old on the ass that it would matter to him yeah I think he'd be like what the fuck are you doing like I don't know I don't know how how though it would have to be like bare skin for it to really matter like if it's through pants and I've never been a you know pull your pants down and get spanked on the ass dad that's that's it's yeah people do that though that's like yeah that's how we got and I don't know I'm saying that's how we got that's how I'm saying I felt like an animal yeah yeah I'm an animal yeah yeah wooden spoon I got hit with that wooden spoon like once or ever hit me with a you tepsal wow did you see my arm when I did that hold on wait hey camera three real quick boom real quick can you cut to camera three Nancy can you camera three please she doesn't know how to do any of the stuff Nancy go to camera three she's there yeah look at that

2:14:47wow that was right dude that's right right even with that that's why I don't think I could hit him with enough force that it would matter okay so grandma was on TV in the 60s or 70s she's talking about astrology uh through it all why didn't grandpa step in except once I don't know I guess he was just an absent cook okay um I just want to see nobody's talking to even about my muscle I know they were they were they they they they they they say uh that the muscles well there's not about spankings and I think Sparrow said our last spanking was so bad you remembered it you want to know is the worst thing of spankings okay go tell me the worst spank 100% to this day the worst thing was here in my brother's scream when he was getting away yeah yeah worse than any spank and I ever got I just remember thanks Sparrow just being like you know my I'm very imaginative in my mind okay he's getting delayed yeah I was like I don't know what's happening in there man yeah I just don't want it to happen I hated that feeling does Matt know about tummy slaps

2:15:48hmm so um I don't like this my son oh great you know you're supposed to teach him stuff right tummy slaps and uh I didn't want to when I was younger I saw like my dad's dong when I was like wait what seven you did yeah yeah and that was like I never wanted to see that again and then one time I walked in on my grandpa pissing and I saw his dong okay and that was like really scary so this is explaining some hold on a second so um so with my son obviously you got to teach him how to pee in the toilet bowl when they're little right and um you know so I'm like well I you know you got a number one as far as like aiming goes I just kind of would gesture his body around which created like a lot of spray you know that was a bit of a problem oh okay because you know I just like I don't want to mess my kid up I don't want him to have some memory of his dad controlling his penis while he's peeing that's fucking crazy dude so so um

2:16:56and I also didn't want to like you got to shake the pee off right but like I don't want you to have some memory of your dad shaking your penis into the toilet bowl so you know what a baby is like um you know what they have that little distended belly yeah because they stick their belly out so everything is like tight like their skin is tight around their tummy yeah so what I would do is I would look over here I would pull his belly skin up and it was since it was tight it would make his whole weener shake the pee off that's awesome man I didn't want to shake his weener with my hand self yes so I did the belly but so in his memory it kind of went from like this to like I didn't know I didn't know this was happening to this day when he pisses and has to shake he just kind of goes like this I don't think he does it anymore but it wasn't long ago that's actually awesome that like I caught him taking a pee and then he's just doing this that is awesome and I'm going I mean two hands would be better though if he was like playing the drums no no he's just slapping his

2:17:58tummy when he's done taking a piss that is awesome and like he just didn't question it as a kid he's like yeah when you're done taking a piss you slap your belly you just go gorilla style oh and I saw that I don't know how old he was when I saw it wasn't like it was a few years ago you know is I don't think he's still doing anymore but I was like oh my god I fucked him up dude Aiden would walk outside aiden was in the bathroom yeah walk outside the piss so we called the food never used a toilet dude I just tried so hard not to you know so like I'm still like that because it was it was very scarring for me to see my father's penis at seven uh yeah I would imagine that's not so there's no like you don't get to wear underwear in the house there's no underwear in the house what I've told you that before you're like oh and when Aiden it was a kid he was like always cruising around his underwear oh oh oh I thought you were seeing your dad and grandpa walking out there yeah no underwear no no no no no no no you had the good point I just need something on more than underwear Aiden will never have shorts or sweat pants on we're not doing any of that shit yeah yeah I don't do it I don't do it so I don't come out

2:19:02of my bedroom until I've got you know pants on you know what I don't walk around in on I just don't do it I don't do it I just walk around in shorts it's too much it's too much it's just uh my shit's all flopping about and then it's gonna be well I want to look sexy for Jess too so I put on like a cool outfit was it what do you mean a cool outfit yeah just not just the underpants you know this is yeah just pants that's a cool outfit no like shorts like cool basketball shorts like cool back okay try to put on something a little tight on the muscles to sure and then kind of you know walk by her it's like oh hey what are you doing yeah like that kind of thing well you could do that now because they're both adults and they're out of the I can't I can't do the man lingerie whatever you're talking about but but I have I do have a very strict rule where it's like you got to get the hell back in there and put pants on dude we're not doing this oh really yeah so I don't know what Aiden would do like dude every house we've ever been to fight it and it's been knocking the door and Aiden's if he's his entire school outfit is on the ground at the door yeah

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2:23:12they first try Cupid Mayo yeah it's the one with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle you've probably seen it at the grocery store and this Mayo is different most mayonnaise uses whole eggs Cupid only uses egg yolks which gives it this rich umami flavor it's smoother deeper almost buttery once people try it they start putting it on everything egg sandwiches fries burgers chef's use it restaurants use it people who really care about flavor use it put it on just about anything then you'll understand Cupid the original Japanese mayonnaise now I'd like to introduce you to meaningful beauty the famed skincare brand created by iconic supermodel Cindy Crawford it's her secret to absolutely gorgeous skin meaningful beauty makes powerful and effective skincare simple and it's loved by millions of women it's formulated for all ages and all skin tones and types and it's designed to work as a complete skincare system leaving your skin feeling soft smooth and nourished I recommend starting with Cindy's full regimen which contains all five of her best-selling products including the amazing youth activating melanchero this next generation serum has the power

2:24:14of melancholy stem cell technology it's melancholy stem cells encapsulated for freshness and released onto the skin to support a visible reduction in the appearance of wrinkles with thousands of glowing five star reviews why not give it a try subscribe today and you can get the amazing meaningful beauty system for just 49.95 that includes our introductory five p system free gifts free shipping and a 60 day money back guarantee all that available at meaningful beauty.com like that's been the rule since then he was six years old because he missed kindergarten because of covid um it's been five years and he's still fighting it eight in the swan yeah let him walk around his underwear now we're not doing that I do no fucking that's nothing to do with your grandpa your dad's long hanging out to the kid hey don't bring my fucking grandpa my dad's mom I know I can bring it up you can't say no I'm saying like eight in this morning if I see him in the morning he's like he comes walking and goes what's uh yeah and he's just in his underwear I don't care if it's breakfast if that's the cost you know if the cost is you

2:25:17don't get to wear underwear but you get to be an adult and you never have a horrifying story about any kind of penis stuff in your dad wait how is your kid wearing underwear have anything to do with you seeing somebody's because it's it's my rule too like I'm not going to come out in my underwear you're like no weaners in the house no weaners in the house yeah okay that's just how it is so if I'm can't like walk around with that hanging out you can't exactly okay yeah I also don't let them in room in the morning because there's no I'm not doing any kind of like uh I got a yeah the owner filled with pee and you're gonna come burst into my door like it's not happening well yeah yeah I mean it's got a knock sure sure but like you know those things where you see like no I told my kids a long time ago I said dad's erect if you no I didn't say that I said you guys are going to cause yourself a lot of problems yeah if you come walking in and see me or your mom Nate you're gonna be all messed up to yourself like yeah tons of problems by that yeah there's a very simple solution you just have to just not yeah don't ever walk in my room without knocking and I think

2:26:18they both were like yeah I didn't know like what bad thing was gonna happen they're like it's gonna be bad I want a bad thing they have yeah they've always knocked like I said for for me uh because you know when you see those movies where it's like a husband and wife in bed and all of a sudden like the morning comes and the kids jump in the bed and they're all wrestling I know I've never got any of that I've never I've never gotten to have that always have that I never have that because before they come in did you know because they burst in like they sneak in in the movies they sneak in and they jump on mom and dad while they're sleeping and then and then sometimes the dog gets in the bed it's a way we definitely have no because dad's erect dude you know and it's not even like it's just a urine thing it's like a water balloon filled with urine if you can't just like roll over or just yeah I don't want to do that also what if you come in and like I got a leg hanging out and a in my you know no this feels very like I've never shared this with anybody you're you're making me feel bad about it well no you should just loosen up it's a family unit dude it's like a

2:27:19I don't need my family see it in my unit you think like wolves are laying around in the Dan and like oh yeah they got that pink thing hanging out all the time see it like it's like whatever it's a family I'm out of an animal all right no you shouldn't have your dog just like hanging out like I don't know what happens I'm sleeping I sleep in my underwear top doesn't even sleep with pants on he says he or underwear he's just sleeps t-shirt with dick I don't need it that's the fuck he told me dude that's what he told me all right and I got a fucking I believe this conversation I've ever been involved in I've never told anybody this in your life and me and this is the way I'm like I don't I don't know but I don't know you think I don't see those in our house it never was a problem yeah I sleep with underwear on so like I don't know my kids come in there and I'm gonna have a blanket on in I don't know it's like everything's good I go get out really yeah got I gotta get a pants on dude a little kid like in your home and they're in your you're not gonna be like bro come on let's know with the bit missed out on all that yeah he's 11 years old they missed out on all that oh that feels terrible but that's not to say like nighttime or in the day like he's not

2:28:20been hopping in my bed but I have I I have created a thing to where my room is like bring that shit outside the room because the chaos of like my room is my my happy place so I missed out on all that all those like hallmark movies where you got fucking I don't know we would all lay in the bed and watch movies I don't have a TV in my room do stuff dude yeah I don't have a TV in my room so there's no movies where anything like that we'd all lay on the same cow it's like under the same blanket yeah yeah we do that shit hell yeah we watch movies we watch movies couple nights a week um we just watched something that was pretty never jumped in the bed like snuggle you like nah dude not not in the morning not when dads brick the fuck up very distant man yeah you know take a piss and loosen the thing up a little bit whoa if I'm sleeping and you bombard me and I've not pissed yet yeah I feel like I got this like like I could like sneak out take a piss and everything's cool you know the clown when you punch it and it's it's back up like the clown balloon yeah yeah we're not doing that okay that's fair can we move on hold on

2:29:24I haven't slept without a child in the bed in like nine years that's awesome that's awesome brana that's crazy not about says uh what is he walked in on him and his wife no no I believe that's what he said hold on that with that info that a 14 year old walked in on me and my wife on vacation one time fucking sucks to be your 14 year old dude that's why I said always not dude I told the kids it was like always not something terrible could happen it'll hilarious for me traumatizing for him yeah you know we're not moving on dance yeah sorry I saw my grandma naked ones oh she you like she fucking Japanese yeah yeah she's the Japanese 100 yeah yeah she would do this weird thing after she would get out of the bath and she would do like the floss thing with a towel and she would never just like that she would never like just pat herself down or like yeah you know rub the skin she would like slap herself with it like a flogging oh that's weird

2:30:26she's grandma like this is adding to the Nancy lower this old 108 year old Japanese grandma that flossed what you got out of that tub she just did not care at all I respect that so I had a friend growing up his name was Anthony really funny kid he came over one day and he uh you know he something happened is stomach got sick and he got like diarrhea and we're young right so at that age you know he's probably like nine diarrhea is a death sentence like it's if it's going to happen you could shit your pants at nine years old with diarrhea so he gets up and he runs to the bathroom and at the time my grandpa just didn't number one didn't know anybody was in the house but also didn't give a fuck like it's his house he's pissing with the door open don't fucking walk into his bathroom type shit you know so he's also not my grandpa he's uh barbara's husband man he's just him don't say I mean yeah he is just a man but I don't like that when you say it like that in the framework of this story so he he runs into the bathroom and he sees him we call him pops

2:31:33pops is just sitting there pissing away and take out having a good all time and fucking he looks over at Anthony and Anthony freezes and looks at him and he goes what it's my house and then also and then he goes and just shits his pants right there in the doorway this awful it was so crazy a highlight of my childhood really uh and then and then pops went just dick in hand pissing just laughing at this kid that shit is pants in the doorway so luckily there's just a lot of reasons why you're not getting in the bed with me in the morning why you're coming back to that it all comes back to that no way dude my family was like a pack of wolves you're always like snuggling yeah I didn't I didn't know I didn't have none of that none of that shit okay so um grandma was the first time I ever saw evil manifest in a person when I was around seven or eight visiting the family farm grandma offered me ice cream and I declined she growled

2:32:38at me as an evil-ass disembodied voice in in an evil-ass disembodied voice to take it and her eyes turned completely black I took the fucking ice cream I told my mom about it and she told me she was a witch and let me know that is probably what I was seeing not that I was imagining something or another explanation looking back it isn't the kind of shit you spill the beans on to a little kid but well my mom was plenty fucked up too yeah you kind of keep that to yourself that's like when Barbara used to tell you about the hat man I would never tell myself those stories now yeah you can't I'm not to I love sleeping and I don't like when he comes in the room and we've already established that so if he spooked out in the middle of the night guess what happens what he comes in the middle of night into my room okay that's what I'm saying why are you saying he's not allowed to do that no I don't like I want to minimize it okay that's so I don't want to tell him about spooky stuff

2:33:38you ever get the feeling the city walls close and in the concrete jungle suffocating your soul you crave wide open spaces the chance to connect with nature maybe chase some elk fish a private stream well listen up there's a whole world out there and finding your own piece of it just got easier head over to land dot com they've got ranches forest mountains you name it search by acreage location the kind of hunting or fishing you dream of land dot com it's where the adventure begins this is Julian Edelman from games with names as a fellow dude do you ever get that not so fresh feeling in your butt that's because you're probably using the dry stuff to wipe wet extra large flushable dude wipes get with toilet paper leaves behind in your behind you wouldn't clean the tail into your truck with dry paper towels so why would you wipe with dry toilet paper weather

2:34:41just cleans better with dude wipes there are no more dingle berries no more itch and irritation just a deep down the scene confident clean plus unlike baby wipes dude wipes are extra big for adult hands you're not a baby so keep them on hand so you get nothing on your hands and speaking of on hand dude wipes come in different scents and pack sizes including a single use on the go pack that you can take anywhere for that home field advantage stop being an a hole to your b-hole drop the toilet paper available on amazon and major retailers nationwide dude wipes best clean pants down homeowners if you want to sell your house fast for all cash stop what you are doing and listen to this because Osborne homes wants to buy your house right now i am Mike from Osborne homes and I want to buy your house nobody buys more homes in california than osborne whether it's a total fixer

2:35:41upper or imperfect condition osborne homes is the easiest way to sell your house fast for all cash best of all when you sell your house to osborne homes there are zero fees and zero commissions plus no banks no realtors no repairs and no waiting to close we buy our house as is for all cash call us right now to get your free no obligation all cash offer we are here and ready to buy your house 24 hours a day seven days a week eight zero zero nine five seven three one five one call eight zero zero nine five seven three one five one right now don't wait sell your house to osborne homes and put the cash in your pocket right away any house any condition all cash right now just call eight zero zero nine five seven three one five one cash for your house now eight zero zero nine five seven three one five one this is Matt Rogers from Los Cultures test with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang this is Bowen Yang from Los Cultures test with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang you know when people try a new food and suddenly it's like okay hold on I got a new favorite food that's the reaction a lot of people are having when they first try cupie mayo yeah it's the one

2:36:44with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle you've probably seen it at the grocery store and this mayo is different most mayonnaise uses whole eggs cupie only uses egg yolks which gives it this rich umami flavor it's smoother deeper almost buttery once people try it they start putting it on everything egg sandwiches fries burgers chefs use it restaurants use it people who really care about flavor use it put it on just about anything then you'll understand you be the original Japanese mayonnaise now I'd like to introduce you to meaningful beauty the famed skincare brand created by iconic supermodel Cindy Crawford it's her secret to absolutely gorgeous skin meaningful beauty makes powerful and effective skin care simple and it's loved by millions of women it's formulated for all ages and all skin tones and types and it's designed to work as a complete skincare system leaving your skin feeling soft smooth and nourished I recommend starting with Cindy's full regimen which contains all five of her best selling products including the amazing youth activating melanchero this next generation serum has the power of melancholy stem cell

2:37:45technology it's melancholy stem cells encapsulated for freshness and released onto the skin to support a visible reduction in the appearance of wrinkles with thousands of glowing five star reviews why not give it a try subscribe today and you can get the amazing meaningful beauty system for just 49.95 that includes our introductory five p system free gifts free shipping and a 60 day money back guarantee all that available at meaningful beauty dot com prior to my parents divorcing and a little after grandma showing her true colors mom started hanging with the divorced older Catholic lady from across the street oh boy the neighbor lady was into Sylvia brown another new age type shit from the eighties and decided that being a white witch was compatible with catholicism that kind of it's imagine that uh when she would cast spells and have sayonces if she burned candles it was cool because they burn candles at mass my narcissistic mother thought this was a fantastic thing and the two began practicing magic together they would do their thing even with

2:38:49myself or my little brother around of course we would we were curious and would watch i never saw any demons materialize or any of that shit but i saw some other pretty wild shit like candle wax that would melt and form into dragon shapes and other rune looking stuff the flames and smoke would turn weird colors and shit but how much of it was my imagination if you're doing weird shit at midnight on a full moon weird shit will find you you can see animal shapes in the clouds as well so who knows thanks to this our house was pretty fucking haunted um there were always cups and other shit this guy is just using fucking shit like every sentence i'm just reading what he wrote uh there was always cups and other uh shit falling when nobody else was in the room fucked up sounds voices out of nowhere and the shadows that would bend and move in weird ways uh night was some terrifying shit and half the time i would rather go pee in the yard same then brave the bathroom

2:39:53and how oppressed it felt probably didn't help that i was watching amity bill horror at five or six but i was always on edge when night came uh mom didn't give a shit and was inviting that shit in so i just dealt with it the best that i could my little brother was mostly oblivious which seems to be a blessing uh yeah i also don't let my son watch spooky stuff even now like eleven years old you know there's he's got like a friend the friend will come over here but like can we watch youtube i'll go alright fine you can watch him youtube with your friend and they're watching like creepy pastas and something called analog horror which is um it's almost like comedy bits but they're like creepy and they're done in the style of like an old vhs like so it's grainy that's spooky yeah so that has like a spooky element to it and i'm like uh um all right we're coming up on the two-hour mark i'm trying that i'm gonna get this done we're gonna get you out of here i see you fading no no i'm good no i say i'm just i'm just not i see how you're you um you're trying to get in the gym i feel you you gotta go to the gym i really want to do a gym i'll probably go to the gym again to do no big deal

2:40:55yeah um as for my mom and the neighbor i know they would try to hex folks and create love spells and that shit didn't work out for either very well no love no success just pain the neighbor left the picture after she called the house one day to tell my mom goodbye my mom was in the infancy for uh my mom was in the infancy of four years of abandoning raising her boys and was not leaving the house she was at the beginning of that phase and she wasn't leaving the house she wasn't cleaning her cooking or anything and she didn't want to talk i could tell something was up and i tried to get my mom to take the foam but my mom and the neighbor said goodbye but mom was mom and the neighbor said goodbye and hung up okay i started patting trying to get mom to listen and then there was a loud pop from her house oh damn oh my god i called 911 and she had shot herself in the mouth

2:41:55but the bullet lodged in her spine and paralyzed her wait what so the neighbor was calling to say a dramatic goodbye and he's trying to give his mom the phone but mom is all in her depressive state and doesn't want to take it um so the mom the neighbor said goodbye and hung up and um since their neighbors after she hung up and the you know he's trying to tell his mom like hey something's going on she's saying goodbye to her yada they heard the gunshot from next door oh and um so but she lived but she's paralyzed yeah and uh she lived in a nursing home for almost a year before passing he says yeah that's a nightmare i don't talk to mom now but she sits in a wheelchair surrounded by cats and dogs and says crazy shit on repeat practicing magic don't fuck with it kids yeah dude damn huh i dropped out of school shortly after and started doing a lot of drugs never smoked crack

2:42:59or spice but did everything else you can get in the midwest in the early 90s and 2000s uh from 16 to 21 i held a job about every two to four weeks on average damn i could talk a lot of shit and nail interviews so i always found the new one quick me too uh probably held at least 50 to 60 different jobs in my life damn wow that's a lot where's this person live at midwest and uh who is this person i forget they said their name at the top of it uh i know we're sure it's a check uh it's not a check it's a dude this is Dave's not here man and his name's not Dave okay got it i know enough to fuck up any home improvement pot project um i don't job hop anymore but i learned a lot of what i don't want to do that's important yes i was pretty eight up uh i was a pretty eight up a coltie metalhead tattooing a pentagram on my kneecap wearing satanic shirts and finding out

2:44:00how dark and empty life was with the complete absence of god i mean why learn a lesson from the evil women destroying their lives that are in my life right he's being sarcastic he saw all that shit and didn't learn anything one night i was feeling particularly dark and despondent and decided to just ask god in a very rare silent prayer are you real man if you are give me a sign dude hit me with a severe pain in my side that doubled me over i was thinking maybe this need she guy is full of shit if i was a dangerous retard then too so i was a dangerous retard then too so i asked again and he did it again i know pain seems like a weird way to communicate but i doubt i would have believed anything else at the time what did i do with that knowledge did i find Jesus there nope i had more lines to smore snort uh one positive thing was that i didn't go around to culture it anymore and spent less and less time around my family even covered up the pentagram

2:45:04tattoo that's a good move in the middle of a series of continuous benders i somehow ended up getting a g-e-d and then in a recruiting office uh muddled my way through joining the army oh boy god must have performed one of his many miracles on my behalf by turning my meth weed and cocaine flavored urine into something that would pass uh drug tests that's crazy that's a hard analysis that's nuts um some old guy looked at my butthole while in processing yeah google about the old guy that looks at your butthole when you join the military yeah they looked at my butthole when i went to jail um that was crazy to go into jail experience is very demeaning in its early stages because they put you in the holding cell typically you're arrested at i mean i was arrested so i want to go to sleep but i'm cold that i'm on a metal bench and that's all very like demoralizing and then when they finally do begin to process you which is at their own leisure after they've officially like they've tortured you with um non contact so you don't know what's going on

2:46:08is my first time being arrested and um and then once they do start to put you through the process very early they're like all right take off all your clothes and show this guy your butthole and uh i was there's making sure you're not sneaking anything in yes you got like cough so you can watch your butthole like protrude when you cough i don't like that i don't see if anything shoots out of it like drugs or knives or whatever and um i don't like that yeah that was like a bummer you know what my cousin did though when he got arrested because they tell you to lift your dick and balls so they can look under your dick and balls and so he said he grabbed his dick and balls and he went that's awesome it was hard to lift because it was so heavy all's like dude he handled it a lot better than i did i was super bummed out about being in jail um all right so uh the guy looked at my butthole i woke up in fort bending Georgia to a new life in the infantry and dodged a formal relationship and yearning for god most of my life i'm sorry most of my time in but he got me through everything including a tour in iraq back in

2:47:12oh three that's a crazy time to be in fucking iraq let's go two years post 9 11 uh took a while to find jesus after i got out i went to college met a married met and married a farm girl nice her dad preached on sundays though i have since figured out how few pastors passed the cut as lined out in timothy um through talking with him and praying when i was in trouble i slowly but surely began to turn to christ no big aha moment just one day realized jesus was the man yeah and stop considering messianic Jews deus catholics and other monotheistic religions i could follow okay um i did the 501c3 thing for a good bit but always landed at places god wanted me for a time but not the rest of my life i kept landing in churches that didn't believe in the gifts uh the supernatural or just all my family as an income stream to top it off i was learning i had a rather odd spiritual gift and pastors thought i needed medication or didn't want to touch it what

2:48:16was the spiritual gift i think we're just about to get into that so he says uh what i noticed and came to terms with was the particular way god communicated with me and how similar it is to my gift that's interesting so this the pains in the side where they you know i don't think that's what we're talking about uh when i talk or listen to someone and god wants me to play co-pay close attention my vision will start distorting what i should focus on i can see clearly with this type of nimbus like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what so he's looking at stuff he shouldn't look at none of no no no no no when he talks to someone or listen to someone and god wants him to pay attention to that thing that he's looking at or listening to his vision will start distorting the thing he should focus on he can see that clearly with the type of nimbus like aura surrounding them but the edges would be kind of huge out like oras or tracers on a mushroom trip and he was saying that god was making sure he's saying lock in with this person look at this shit yeah yeah pay attention here

2:49:24let me see uh so i can tell it's god saying listen them nuts because when it first started it would be something that is on my heart and then the person will start speaking to it much akin to sitting in a pew in the preacher is looking at you talking directly to your situation just with a light show i suppose uh not very different from the church um i have always had that same type of vision distortion at times that has nothing to do with the message the first time it happened was way back with my grandma uh i always wondered if having some if i was having some ash acid flashbacks as i would see folks with eyes gone black their skeletons coming out of their face or just that's just so zampic isn't it i could be ozampic uh or just a hideousness about them which is not what i'm on um that would repel me like nugget or little nugget i would certainly not say that some lady whose name sounds like erica kirk is compromised that's interesting you ever get their feeling

2:50:26the city walls close and in the concrete jungle suffocating your soul you crave wide open spaces the chance to connect with nature maybe chase some elk fish a private stream well listen up there's a whole world out there and finding your own piece of it just got easier head over to land dot com they've got ranches forest mountains you name it search by acreage location the kind of hunting or fishing land dot com it's where the adventure begins this is julien ettleman from games with names as a fellow dude do you ever get that not so fresh feeling in your butt that's because you're probably using the dry stuff to wipe wet extra large flushable dude wipes get with toilet paper leaves behind in your behind you wouldn't clean the tail into your truck with dry paper towels so why would you wipe with dry toilet paper wetter just cleans better

2:51:28with dude wipes there are no more dingleberries no more itch and irritation just a deep down the scene confident clean plus unlike baby wipes dude wipes are extra big for adult hands you're not a baby so keep them on hand so you get nothing on your hands and speaking of on hand dude wipes come in different scents and pack sizes including a single use on the go pack that you can take anywhere for that home field advantage stop being an a hole to your b hole drop the toilet paper available on amazon and major retailers nationwide dude wipes best clean pants down homeowners if you want to sell your house fast for all cash stop what you are doing and listen to this because Osborne Homes wants to buy your house right now i am mike from Osborne Homes and i want to buy your house nobody buys more homes in california than Osborne whether it's a total fixer upper or in perfect

2:52:28condition Osborne Homes is the easiest way to sell your house fast for all cash best of all when you sell your house to Osborne Homes there are zero fees and zero commissions plus no banks no realtors no repairs and no waiting to close we buy our house as is for all cash call us right now to get your free no obligation all cash offer we are here and ready to buy your house 24 hours a day seven days a week eight zero zero nine five seven three one five one call eight zero zero nine five seven three one five one right now don't wait sell your house to Osborne Homes and put the cash in your pocket right away any house any condition all cash right now just call eight zero zero nine five seven three one five one cash for your house now eight zero zero nine five seven three one five one this is Matt Rogers from Los Cultures this with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang this is Bowen Yang from Los Cultures this is Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang you know when people try a new food and suddenly it's like wait that's the reaction a lot of people are having when they first try qb mayo it's the one with the

2:53:30red cap and the little baby on the bottle you've probably seen it in the grocery store before and if you've ever just walked past it some people would say that's a huge mistake because this mayo is different most mayonnaise uses whole eggs qb only uses egg yolks which gives it this rich umami flavor it's smoother deeper and almost buttery once people try it they start putting it on everything egg sandwiches fries burgers some fans even swear by dipping pizza crust in it once you notice it you start seeing it everywhere chefs use it restaurants use it people who really care about flavor use it never try it grab the bottle with the red cap next time you're at the store put it on just about anything then you'll understand qb the original japanese mayonnaise now i'd like to introduce you to meaningful beauty the famed skincare brand created by iconic supermodel Cindy Crawford it's her secret to absolutely gorgeous skin meaningful beauty makes powerful and effective skin care simple and it's loved by millions of women it's formulated for all ages and all skin tones and types and it's designed to work as a complete skincare system leaving

2:54:32your skin feeling soft smooth and nourished i recommend starting with Cindy's full regimen which contains all five of her best selling products including the amazing youth activating melanchero this next generation serum has the power of melancholy stem cell technology it's melancholy stem cells encapsulated for freshness and released onto the skin to support a visible reduction in the appearance of wrinkles with thousands of blowing five star reviews why not give it a try subscribe today and you can get the amazing meaningful beauty system for just 49.95 that includes our introductory five p system free gifts free shipping and a 60 day money back guarantee all that available at meaningful beauty dot com yes she is that's that's so i wonder if he's seeing that hideousness that's like a demonic face syndrome that's kind of interesting that was a thing that was like post uh covid they were saying people were going to have did you i don't even know if you were if we were talking to you around this time but they were coming out with articles after the

2:55:33lockdowns and shit where they were saying like doctors and scientists have discovered something called demonic face syndrome where people will see other people's faces distorting into demonic like faces no way i had bodies that uh went on mushrooms and that that was happening that's interesting like they could tell if you had an evil spirit or not and it would manifest like that that's interesting like mushroom trips well this is just like you know they said it was from stress or something like that that you could end up seeing something and i said okay yeah um it took every bit to come to terms with it being real and not being explained away by anything other than the supernatural taking shape in everyday life it came home one day when my wife had been arguing about oh yeah yeah yeah yeah this is it these are some of the images on bottom left or bottom right oh it's all that's all that's all that's um but this is the image that they were showing as an example of what you might see so you have somebody's regular face and then these like really

2:56:36distorted but it's consistent with the pointy ears and the big dramatic eyes and the impossibly wide smile and they were calling this demonic face syndrome these are the actual images that they were suggesting so is that nancy and her boyfriend or that is yeah that's how she got the but this is what they were saying they were recommending uh some are not recommending they were suggesting one might see if they were experiencing demonic face syndrome so very uh very interesting i feel like nancy i would be a little spooky either way um i don't think she has demonic face syndrome but she definitely has a menacing aura syndrome right it's like if she came to brogrove it would be like kind of spooky around well i mean i you know she she she did and then she stood right in front of me um and didn't say anything oh yeah but everybody did that to you at that event i didn't realize it was your event they didn't really it she thought i was the help but she was actually wearing a timeline cleanse shirt um so i was flattered by the shirt and i said oh wow that's really cool and then she was like you know she told me she was like it's nancy and i was like oh my god

2:57:39she was so tall um so what were you talking about okay it took a while to come to terms with it being a real thing and not just something that would be explained away and one day it came home as a euphemism or an expression when my wife had been arguing about something and it came on with her there was an ugly visage oh no that was superimposed on her face and the rest of the room faded away and it was some evil spirit that was playing hitchhiker with her i let her know what i was seeing and my thoughts and she reacted about like somebody influenced by a jesabel spirit would react yeah imagine telling your wife you've got a demon how that's gonna go yeah you're looking very ugly right now i guess and you have a demon like whatever she was saying was probably like hey clean up your dishes you know what i call that demon i got to get this off my chest you're very ugly and you have a demon spirit uh someone even say normal for a woman it didn't go well so he said he he just kidding i love her i ended up calling out to the lord and she was basically

2:58:42taunting me to do so and commanded in the mighty name of jesus or something a little more serious for all unclean spirits and demons etc to beat feet from my home it seemed out at the time that it would taunt me but i had not tried to act on anything i had seen to date in fact i had sensed something evil not long before moving about my home and before i could rebuke it i heard the lord tell me just watch and learn after intervening with my wife she is hysterically crying and i don't see anything on her things started coming to me um things started coming to me of where she had picked up the spirit uh her uh sister's house as i guess what came to his mind and why so i started relaying those to her saying like this is where you picked up the spirit this is why you picked it up yeah she started to play it off like i was somehow manipulating her when something slammed into the side of our house

2:59:42from outside and shook that shit um out of my bedroom shook the shit out of my bedroom i went outside and looked around but there was nothing and no marks on the house this is so similar to another story we just read except there was marks uh no branches had fallen on the roof nothing i knew it wasn't natural but my wife uh the previous skeptic had everything click regarding what i had been talking about for a long time so they hear this sound and they can't find anything and his wife was previously a skeptic after the sound everything clicks regarding what he's been trying to explain to her so now she's like yeah i did pick up a demon at my sister's house and that is why feels like god like slap the shit out of your house and it like yeah you know snapped her awake huh because you're saying you've heard that before too like the big bangs on the house during like yes moments of spiritual turmoil yeah very very consistent um for a few months if we argued she was condescendingly asking if there

3:00:45was something on her or if she was being possessed but i could tell that night shook her up a couple of years later she doesn't joke about it anymore she takes it a lot more seriously when i tell her what i see i still see shit and it still freaks me out sometimes i'm not running around like Brian from demon erasers casting shit out shout out to Brian because god hasn't asked me to do that right now he seems content for me to just focus on my own house i don't know who to stay away from though or i do know who to stay away from though and occasionally intervene when i get guidance from upstairs okay so he's got some real discernment going on i think it would be a good time to say that as a listener group and for you top raven and matt uh remember to regularly pray and rebuke the evil spirits in which is a cult practitioner is that are regularly listening and participating in the chats patreon groups and other spaces whether or not it's your intention this show and matt's uh with a really great amount of tease like that are genuine ministries and our under attack think back to vicki joy anderson and her testimony regarding covens and in

3:01:50the churches she attended okay um if there was some other lesson here as i send this long ass autistic screeching we can pretend as a testimony it is to say this we can't all be a pastor a a brian lora baker an ed matt or our favorite podcasters and yes but we can tend to the flock that resides in our own home for most of us that is the most important job we will ever have for all of us that's the most important job will ever have if the lord wants you to do more if you are talking to him he will let you know to do more if not jesus would leave the 99 to save the one that's good why go chasing the 99 when there are sheep that need saving in the house with you if you don't go out chasing waterfalls i used to think that that was um a tlc song no i i thought it was like like somebody's name was jason waterfalls i thought the song was about him it's about aids

3:02:56who said that who said that who's there no i feel like that's the vibe every time we do the show like what was that that was come from you know jason waterfall i thought he was okay yeah i thought she was asking him not to go don't go jason waterfalls yeah okay that's exactly if you do go outside your home you're preaching the word may come across as bullshit to most who hear be too retarded to care amen dude it's very similar to what we're talking about the foolishness of the gospel race that's huge if god told you to preach was about aids if god told you to preach there is at least one person he wanted you to reach that will hear his word clearly pulses to pray to receive your spiritual gifts too get after it folks the lord needs more warriors yeah man that was another one this are all good today dude it's a long show that was another one

3:03:59Dave's not here man that really fits the bill of dangerous retard like these are the people you know i just don't think they get it they're not going to fit in in a 501c3 they're not going to say all the right words they're not going to use all the eloquent language right get it it's not just about getting it either it's about like when you go to the church how many of these dudes are sitting in the puse i don't know you could there be those people in the puse absolutely absolutely they just haven't really found they haven't expressed that like they're not standing up going I'm a dangerous retard and they can't make a system like that's the thing you can't really open that's what so many people have a hard time but they go to church and maybe they have a drug background yeah or they've been beaten by their parents background or they was a witch in all these crazy stuff and they just have a paranormal background that doesn't it's not like cool church paranormal background it's like paranormal background like skitzo stuff they can't share that with anybody nobody gets it yeah it's um i mean over and over again i guess i'm just reminded like

3:05:01these are the because so many of their stories this guy's story is much more intense than mine but it's the same it's the same thing just dialed up you know what i mean it's the same things that i experienced just dialed up more um and yeah i mean it's it's fascinating to me that god has put us in a position where um we get to sort of gather these people around and obviously like if i if if i if i had to choose like if i knew i was going to like hey you're gonna help people along their walk to god you ever get their feeling the city walls close and in the concrete jungle suffocating your soul you crave wide open spaces the chance to connect with nature maybe chase a milk fish a private stream well listen up there's a whole world out there and finding your own piece of it just got easier head over to land dot com they've got ranches forest mountains you name it search by acreage location the kind of hunting or fishing you dream of land dot com it's where the

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3:10:15free gifts free shipping and a 60 day money back guarantee all that available at meaningful beauty.com and it's like and this is the type of people and they they're like they have these elements of cult backgrounds you know paranormal experiences drug usage and just all around general real-ass people I would pick them me and Jess talk about that all the time like our only qualification to be friends with somebody is they have to be real that to be genuine yeah I don't care I can't be around people that are dollar amounts that they may know I'm worried about that or like it will hang out rich real poor people doesn't use it to be a real person like that's the only thing that matters I can't be around people who aren't yes weird it's uncomfortable because just distinctly and this is before I ever did this show and even my wife I've talked to her about this because you know sometimes we'd be introduced to somebody and I'd be like I just I don't fucking I don't fucking cancerous and yeah and she'd be like why and it eventually it happened enough that I would I would I would zero in on it's like they're hiding something yeah they're hiding who they are right and

3:11:18they're presenting me something different and if you're doing that I can't I don't want to talk to you right but that's like I don't like you but when there's like the society that says this is normal nobody really is so they're all hiding everything outside of that and I'm not saying you got to like you know I need to know everything about you that's not what I'm saying don't want to know everything right I don't want to know what you're about you that's it like the thing that you're hiding is you yeah but it's like even here I don't know if you're around I was telling top the other day just about how another person that uses the backspace was giving me a really hard time okay you know why because now we have some alien stuff on the wall we have the we have the school right right right yeah I'm like yeah the school like I'm not into the spirit of death either I'm very mindful of the spirit of death I've explained that though right like you know how of Goliath well specifically what is what is the skull and crossbones meant to convey on like something that's you know like a vile with liquid in danger danger danger to who poison

3:12:21danger to humans human skull danger to humans that is meant to convey danger to Nepala on my like that I didn't know that but I was thinking about it I was just like it represents the skull Goliath but and so she kind of went on and was like yeah that's good I appreciate that you've been doing the podcast and I saw some of your episodes on Jude and you're doing really good cool but now you're allowing that like you had the purity of the word and now you're making it impure and I was like what's changed with anything I'm saying right you're just saying like that there's different stuff in the wall on the wall yeah she kind of went on a little bit more and I said I gotta be straight with you because I love you and care about you a lot yeah like if God 15 years ago it's a hey 15 years from now you're gonna be doing a thing and people are gonna be messaging you saying my Bible makes sense now I'm reading the Bible every day now my family is reading a Bible I'm getting baptized like all of these things I there's not another thing that I would trade that in for I definitely wouldn't trade it in for oh I'm like have the microphone

3:13:23in a church and like sweet church people like what I'm saying you know way no way what I ever traded for that like I don't think there's anything else you would rather do on the earth than yeah have like raw as real-ass people with like that type of background coming to Christ and like being serious about it like do we really think that the next move of God is gonna happen with 501c3 people it's it can't it has to come through the real people I mean I don't know I I never gave it much though at all you know in my previous life yeah I think about it a lot man of like if this thing's ever gonna become anything in America like are we just gonna like just float along and then just go off a cliff or is there gonna be some kind of awakening in America I'm like I don't know that it can come through that 501c3 system anymore there's there's so numb to it it becomes so numb to God did it's just like this thing that they do it's gotta come from real-ass people with stories like this who are like wait God God did what like the story of God is what yeah like yeah I wanted on that that's why when I read that you know I I go the the language thing doesn't even

3:14:29tip the road so are you kidding me yeah like it's so vastly outweighed by the testimony I started to say cuss words again because I didn't want to be affiliated with the church with the 501c3 system out that and because I'd say cuss words when I get upset in the home and I didn't want to be a hypocrite I was like if I'm saying cuss words at home when I'm like get angry I don't not want my kids to like I would never want my kids to meet someone to go oh your dad was such a good man he never said cuss words and then be like what he definitely said cuss words at home see but that's the thing like so I was like well I'm still doing that and like in the home and I also don't want to be affiliated with this 501c3 don't say cuss words singing that chickfully and stuff I was like you know I'm just gonna roll back into the cuss words man so like if my son swears around the house which has it happened occasionally like we'll go like smack him I smack him on his ass as hard as I possibly know I go I go hey man especially like I mom doesn't like that nobody wants to hear you saying that like it doesn't sound good man it feels bad when you say that yes but if he was like

3:15:30you know he came home one day and he was mad and he's had this happen before where it's like he'll say something out of pocket like oh I just want to kill this guy or something like that like somebody who is messing with the med school like hey man that's not okay like you can't be saying that kind of shit so if you came home and he was like I wish this would happen to somebody or that would like that would disturb me way more than him saying like shit or ass or whatever like a shit or ass is just like hey man if you're around dad and you drop a couple of those no big deal you know but mom doesn't like it and that's really important to her is that you don't say so don't do that exactly but if you're if you're coming back and you're saying I wish this happen to somebody or I wish that or they like that's not good I don't want to hear that that's a totally different person that's a curse right that that's a curse so I don't know man we're out of here all right let's uh let's uh let's end it okay we're gonna hit the buttons by Nancy bye

3:16:48yeah you ever get the feeling the city walls close and in the concrete jungle suffocating your soul you crave wide open spaces the chance to connect with nature maybe chase a milk fish a private stream well listen up there's a whole world out there and finding your own piece of it just got easier head over to land.com they've got ranches forest mountains you name it search by acreage location the kind of hunting or fishing you dream of land.com it's where the adventure begins home owners if you want to sell your house fast for all cash stop what you are doing and listen to this because Osborne homes wants to buy your house right now I am Mike from Osborne homes and I

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3:18:51Cupid uses egg yolks only giving it this rich umami flavor that elevates just about anything chefs use it restaurants use it food lovers use it you never tried it find the red cap and see what everyone's talking about Cupid the original Japanese mayonnaise