Sarah's Gonna Take A Bath

TODAY on the show we started off with a bit of a war. Terry pitched an idea to us all that half were keen on and the other half...not so much. We also had some Springfield Sub Par Classic updates which led to a discussion about Dee allegedly not liking Taint. We got in our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into a lot of sports talk as everyone was excited about the start of the NFL season kicking off tomorrow night. We talked about the upcoming SNL season and the newest cast members. We also got into some more of Sarah's chaotic dating life. 

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I did take a bath day because I'm going to be given a bath this weekend.
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And it sounds really weird and uncomfortable, but also like it'd be a great story.
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No, I'm looking forward to it.
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[laughs]
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That would be weird and uncomfortable.
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Yes, it would!
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[laughs]
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Now, you just stole your thunder.
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No matter what you're about to say,
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will not be weird and uncomfortable at a level that we have just seen.
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That's right.
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So basically, I'm going out of town this weekend on a little trip.
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Clear the head, get some self-care in, and go.
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Right yourself?
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No, I'm going with a Jeep Club.
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So, uh...
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Sounds like a quiet, peaceful time.
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I mean, maybe some of it.
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[laughs]
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But anyway, I'm saying it is really awesome with Del that looks like haunted,
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and they have like a spa there because you know, it's hot springs.
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And so, anyway, I'm doing this like pamper package,
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and part of it is you take a mineral bath, but they bathe you.
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So you sit in this bath and they like scrub you.
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You will like your arms, your legs, and they bathe you.
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[gasps]
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Isn't that weird?
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Isn't a guy or girl in the face?
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I don't know.
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Yeah, you might be something.
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Two-sliced Arkansas guy or?
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Uh, I don't know.
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Any of these.
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It'd be clearest.
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I know, though, though.
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Yes, fully new.
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[laughs]
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So that's weird though.
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Some dude in overalls.
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I'm going to scrub you real good.
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I feel like it's going to be weird, but I also like that kind of sounds weird and awesome,
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and like great content, so let's go for it.
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[laughs]
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Okay.
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- Hey, Sarah, you missed his spot, cleaners?