Salina & Justin - The Ziplock Bag That Ended the Date 😬

0:00This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed Human. Guest and Night. Starting at 7C and streaming on Paramount Plus. Busted appliance? This is your sign to upgrade. Shop at Lowe's to get up to 35% off and next day delivery on hundreds of major appliances. Lowe's. We help. You save. Valet the 318. While supplies last. Selection varies by location. Order by 4PM. Available Monday through Saturday. Subject to availability. These exclusions and restrictions apply. C-Lowe's.com slash appliance delivery for more details. Visit your nearby Lowe's on Russell Branch Parkway Southeast in Leesburg.

1:04Tax season has arrived. And doing taxes without the right help can feel overwhelming. Intuit Turbo Tax is here now to guide you through it with confidence. Match with a Turbo Tax full service expert who handles everything for you from start to finish. Your dedicated expert checks every single deduction and credit to help you get the best possible outcome so you can feel confident you're getting every dollar you deserve. And the best part? You'll see real-time updates on your expert's progress right on your phone while you live your life. Plus you get unlimited expert help at no extra cost, even on nights and weekends during tax season. Visit TurboTax.com. Only available with TurboTax full service experts, real-time updates only on iOS mobile app. You don't want to commercial what comes the thing everyone's suddenly talking about? Yep, this is one of those. Elf cosmetics just dropped an absurdly funny telenovela called Melissa. Celebrating positivity, inclusivity, and accessibility. Sarah's Melissa McCarthy, but the real star? Elf Glow Reviver Lip Oil. When language fails her in lips or dull and dry, only glow can revive.

2:04The Elf Glow Reviver Lip Oil is an ultra-glossy tinted lip oil that nourishes, hydrates, and enhances your lips' natural color. Watch the full episode of the new Elf and Ovela at soyumbanyo.com. Hey, this is Ryan C. Crest from OnAir with Ryan C. Crest. This message brought to you by Pizza Hut. What's your go-to game to Pizza Order? Maybe the big New Yorker? Exactly. It's Pizza Hut's biggest pizza. Massive. Slices. So big. You gotta fold them. And it's only 10 bucks. That is crazy. Do the math. It's a big deal. Try to name another meal deal. That's all it. This is more than just food. It's a strategy. It just can't argue with the math. Get the big New Yorker from Pizza Hut for $10 for a limited time. First date of follow-up. Powered by the Advocates injury attorneys. Online at Advocateslaw.com. Selena is on the phone today for a first date follow-up. And she's getting ghosted by a dude named Justin. So in a few minutes, we'll call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But first, Selena, how long has it been since you talked to Justin? Ten days.

3:04Ten days. Ten days. Can you believe it? I can't believe it. I know. I know. And I'm very nice. So I don't understand. And it feels like it's meant to be, right? Selena and Justin? What a coincidence. Right. We can be the couple that makes it. Especially they didn't make it. I know, but she could. Have you tried to get a hold of Justin? Yeah. I sent him a tag. Actually, you know, and he did not respond to it. I mean, it wasn't anything bad. It was just casual. I said, hey, hope you're not in a lavender donut, coma tags, nothing. And then I told him I can't wait to see him again and feel nothing. I guess I don't understand the lavender donut. Yeah. I'm going to sit inside joke. That's Justin inside joke. Okay. Okay. I was curious. So what did you guys do on your date? Okay. So we met at a food truck festival, which is already cute, right? Yeah.

4:04Right? Yeah. I was wearing my fun and chill, but also hot outfit. And he was like in a Patagonia dad gear. Very. I hike for fun energy. Okay. You profiled him quick. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. And we tried everything. Tacos, dumplings, these insane garlic noodles. I still dream about them. And we ended the night sharing a lavender donut under fairy lights. Oh. Oh. Don't have thinking. Yeah. And he laughed at all my jokes. He said I had the best energy he's been around in months. So, yeah. Obviously, I thought we were vibing hard. Yeah. So did you guys kiss or anything? Yeah. Yeah. At the end of the night, like, you know, well, actually what happened was like I was wearing like really strong perfume. And he started sneezing a lot. And I asked if he was allergic and he goes, no, no. But he started breathing like a pug in a sauna. And I was like, oh, shoot.

5:04And then I was like, maybe I gave him a mild asthma test. Like, I don't know. Oh my god. Yeah. But, but, but, but, but, and he didn't die. So, I figured it'd be cool. The pug in a sauna thing is throwing. Oh, you do have good energy. It's here. Okay. I am fun. Yeah. So, why do you think he's ghosting you? I really don't know. I mean, I was thinking that, you know, the whole like, you know, maybe was like really actually allergic and he didn't want to say anything. And he's maybe in a coma right now, you know, we don't know. Yeah. All right. Well, let's figure it out for you. We'll play a song, come back and then call him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get you a second date, okay? Yeah. Selena is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Justin. So, we're going to call him in just a second and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But real quick, Selena, why don't you break down your date again and why you think you're

6:05getting ghosted? Yeah. I had the most dreamy date, you know, we went to a food truck festival. We ate a lot of stuff, you know, we ended the night with the dreaming kiss and I think he might just be ghosting me because of the perfume I was wearing. Maybe it was too much, you know, and he didn't want to say anything about that. I don't know. But like, I feel like we had a great date. But he was starting to smile. What was it? Breathe like a pug. Yeah. A pug in a sauna. Yeah. Yeah. A pug in a sauna. All right. Are you ready for us to call the pug in a sauna and see how he's doing? Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. Hello. Hey, is this Justin? Yeah. Justin, how are you? I'm doing okay. Who's calling? This is the Jubal Show. It's a radio show. Hi, Justin. My name is Nina.

7:05Hi, I'm Victoria. What's going on, guys? Not much. Have you ever listened to the show before? I've heard of it, but I've been listening to it before. Okay. Guess what? Justin, you're on the show today because we got an email about you. Okay. So we do a segment that's called the first date follow-up. What that is is if you go on a date with someone and you ghost them, they can email us to call you and ask why you're ghosting. You're ghosting somebody so they email us about you. Yeah. This is about Lena, right? Yes. It is about Selena. Look. She's well. I had her time, but there was just like, there was just something that happened that I couldn't shake. Okay. It was about. Do you have time to tell us what that thing is that you couldn't shake? Yeah. She brought a ziplock bag and in the ziplock bag was just like a fistful of her hair.

8:12Whoa. Wait. What? Yeah. We were having this like picnic and you know, she pulls out this bag like carefully. I thought she was bringing out snacks. Nope. It was her hair. Her hair. Did you ask her why she had her hair? I think I was just taking it all in. I was just like, uh, oh, okay. There's got to be an explanation to this and that's her hair. And it was like, like, if it does this, she would just like taking out like, oh, yeah. Like, here's the Tuesday pile of hair. Oh. Interesting. Every day had its own pile. I asked and I guess she's tracking her hair scientifically. I don't know what that means. I really asked them any questions, but she said to lose a certain amount of hair every day. And so she collected and she's just tracking it for vitamins.

9:13What if that means. Interesting. She literally said that look, she told me the amount of hair she loses her hair. And she was more humid too. Like, in human, in human weather, I lose, you know, 140 strands a day. And then she brought her bag over here. Who knows that? Okay. First of all, it's not weird. It's data. Hey, Justin, that's Elena. She's on the phone and wants to talk to you. Hi. Do you have something against science or something? I had no idea how judgmental you are. Elena, why are you on the call? Why might be ambushed? This is ridiculous. I just wanted to know why you were ghosting me. And I can't believe this is your reason. Okay. I am on a hair growth journey. If you cannot handle my routine, you don't deserve the results. Wow. Okay. I don't have to be on the hair growth journey with you.

10:14I didn't have to be on the hair growth journey. Why is it like a Ziploc bag of your hair? That's like, that's a boundaries thing. It's not normal or comfortable for another person. You're around you pulling out staff of your hair. Like, I don't, you could have done it like a little more discreetly. I don't care what you do in private. I have nothing against science. But I don't want to be looking at your science. We're having a picnic. There is nothing wrong with what I am doing. I'm just tracking my shedding. It's responsible. I'll try to feed back. Okay. All right. The range girl. It's called the range. You're the range. That's a little harsh. Here you go. You're ankle stocked with slides. So maybe let's not act like you're the pinnacle. I should kill it. All right. It was a style chore. Like, at least I wasn't wearing slippers made of paper on my feet.

11:15Oh, that's not that. Okay. Oh, so that was a style choice. I guess ghostly was a style choice too. Apparently. I was I supposed to handle a Ziploc baggy of hair. I mean, you kiss her. I mean, ward is. Yeah. But that's not something you do on the first date. I don't know about all your business and science. I don't need to know about anything more. Your body is working at that point when we're just trying to enjoy a picnic. Well, I have to keep it with me to track my hairs as they fall. Otherwise, it wouldn't be very scientific. It's a good point. Yeah. But I think science could be paused for an hour during a picnic. I can't believe this, Justin. We had such a great time. And you're going to let it go over this. I'm going to have luscious hair and you're going to be bald.

12:16All right. Justin, would you like another date with Selena will pay for it? No, I think I'm good. I'm going to be living in fear of being sorted in the spreadsheet. You'd be in the low testosterone. You're a great column. And you'd be in the cholesterol hair and a villain origin story column. Wow. This is Julian Edelman from Games with Names. I want to take a second to talk about something that's personal to me. I've had the privilege of working closely with Robert Kraft for a long time. And one thing I've always respected is how seriously he takes up standing up to hate. As a Jewish athlete, my identity is something I am proud of. But I also know what it feels like to be singled out for it. That's why this new commercial for the Blue Square Alliance against hate that aired during the big game really hit home. It's about showing up for someone when they're targeted,

13:17even if you don't have the perfect words. And sometimes standing next to someone is enough. And you can show support by sharing the Blue Square. CBS Tonight is NCIS Night, new episodes of NCIS, NCIS Origins, and NCIS Sydney. A possible abduction of the Marines will move. Anybody has potential target? We're going to do what we do, and we're going to figure out answers. Whatever they're planning, it's going down here. NCIS Night is all new. It's a night you've never seen. CBS Tonight, starting at 7Central and streaming on Paramount Plus. I'm U.S. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy. We all seem to be in a rush these days. From work to driving our kids around. But when you're behind the wheel, please, do not speed. A few minutes say by going faster is never worth a risk. So follow the speed limit. Enjoy the drive.

14:17Maybe bring some snacks for the kids. And know that along the way, you're getting quality time with your family. Paid for by NHTSA. Flexibility is great. That's why there's yoga. Flexibility for your insurance coverage is great too. That's why there's United Healthcare Insurance Plans. Underwritten by Golden Roll Insurance Company, United Healthcare Insurance Plans offer flexible budget-friendly coverage for medical, vision, dental, and more. One of these plans may be right for you, if you're say, between jobs, coming off your parents' plan, turning a side hustle into a full hustle, or even missed open enrollment. Want more flexibility? Find out more about United Healthcare Insurance Plans at UH1.com. Ever feel like your bedroom's shrinking? Don't worry, you don't have to sell your favorite things to make space. Would Ikea Bedroom Storage Solutions? Think, dressers, wardrobes, full closet systems, even storage boxes? You can keep it all. Your vintage banties? Safe. Those limited edition sneakers? Plenty of room.

15:17And yes, your childhood teddy bear gets a spot too. Don't sell what you love. Store it instead with Ikea Bedroom Storage Solutions. Shop now at Ikea.us slash bedroom storage. This is an IHART podcast. Guaranteed Human