S6 Ep84: Kiss it Better – Rihanna

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1:00pay cash or card to give them the option of avoiding tax, which I would never do? And then she said, but that can't mean to trouble us. As of about 35, you're a young kid, and this workman finished off a job, and I said, how would you like me to pay? And he said, well, cash card, but there's a third way, ew. And she said, I didn't know what he meant. So we repeated. So we just repeated, you know, cash card or a third way. And my mom said, I was really naive at the time. So I thought, what could he mean? Like, travellers checks. So we had to repeat it for the third time, card cash. And he made it obvious, like in a third way, and he pointed downwards to his cleaner. And suddenly the penny drops. You know, she said, he wanted to have sex with me. Stop it, mom. This is a lovely walk around the lake. But I asked him, I said, well, what happened? And he said, well, thank God, you know,

2:05obviously I didn't have sex with him. You know, I just paid him. It was awkward and he left. And I said, oh, good, good. But then she said, it happened again. She said, I swear to God, another workman came round, not even from the same company, and gave me the exact same offer. Ew. Twice. Jesus. And I suddenly couldn't help thinking, how slutty must my mom have looked at 35? So I said to her, how slutty did he look at 35? And she said, no, the second time was a few years ago. She's 75.

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