Russell & Chrissy - The Mug That Ruined the Date 😬

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4:00But, you know, I mean, I can only, one text can always be forgiven if not being responded to. And then, but I felt like if I sent a second text, that's when it started to get creepy. Fair. We'll tell us about your date. Okay. So, all right. So, I like Chrissy. Chrissy, she had this like calm confidence, like this chill, like I got my life together energy. Like in your spot, somebody who's like got their stuff together and but like she would like laugh with these like tiny snorts is really adorable, like you don't like someone who's like laughs with snow and you can tell like it's not like a fake laugh because no one would laugh that way. Right. Okay. And she also would talk with her hands, but not like being overly dramatic, she was just like expressive. So, you felt like you were really drawn into conversation with her. And so, we went on this like simple date, like an indoor kind of date thing. What did you do indoors? So, we met at this like paint your own mug night at like this wine bar.

5:03It was like low-key, cozy, warm lighting, lots of mismatched chairs and indie music and stuff like that. And we sat across from each other and painted our mug so while tearing childhood stories and sipping paint on the water. It's a nice spin on sipping paint. It's all nice. Yeah. It was nice. And then there was a moment that I think probably brought the ghosting along. So while we're painting, Chrissy goes up and she's heading with a girl to front counter because she needs to grab more glaze like you do. And but then she said, I always attract the quiet ones and the front desk girl like laughed and then she responded with, well, hey, those are usually the weird ones, usually the weird ones. Yeah. And it's like it's weird when you can't un-hear that. The moment you hear that your brain just starts spiraling and spiraling even though you're in the middle of the day. So you're just trying to like throw yourself together and despite the fact that your brain

6:04is just going in a hundred directions. And I like, honestly, like I was convinced she was talking about me because who else was she going to be talking about at this wine bar? And like I'm thinking like, okay, she thinks I'm awkward or like I'm too introverted or like I'm not like fun or anything or like just not like the guy she'd hoped she wanted. So I spend the entire rest of the day overthinking every single word that comes out of my mouth. Like am I being boring? Am I being too serious? Too slow to joke back? I like like, should I be talking or should I be talking less? Did I pick the wrong mug shape? You know, it's like, should did I go for the T mug when I should have gone for like the gigantic black coffee mug and I'm just, you know, and it just, it just felt like like emotional and insecure and I felt like I was everything I'm not for the rest of the day. Okay. And even though, and I mean, Christy seemed totally normal and she even laughed a few times,

7:04but like I felt like I was like closing off and I was trying way too hard to not seem weird, which is like the best way to seem weird. Right. But still at the end, like we took a picture holding our mugs, but in my head, like I would you, I just thought like she was stupid, like she's uncomfortable because of me. Okay. But I felt chemistry. So that's the thing. It's like I felt like chemistry, but like embarrassment, like she'd seen totally through me. So really emotional. Yeah. Right. Yeah. And so after five days of silence, I'm convinced she probably told her friends, I'm the weird quiet guy at the line bar. And I just, I feel like I just want to explain, maybe try again, because I think there's potential. If like we could just get off on the right foot. Okay. Russell is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Chrissy. So in a second, we're going to call her Steve. She'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date. But before we do that, Russell, why don't you break down your date again for us real quick? All right.

8:04Five days ago, I had a great, what started off as a great date with Chrissy at this wine bar where we were painting mugs. And then all of a sudden, I overheard her talking about the weird and creepy quiet ones. And I just, it sent me the rest of the date. I was like, not standoffish, but I definitely was overthinking everything. And now she hasn't sent me a text for anything in five days. And you're pretty sure when she was talking to the person at the place you went about the quiet, weird creepy people. I can't think of anybody else who would have been talking about it unless she had a full history with the person working at the wine bar. All right. Well, here we go. Are you ready for us to call her? I think so. Yeah. Okay. Hi, May I speak to Chrissy, please? Hey, Chrissy, how are you? This is a radio show. It's called the Jubal Show. Hi, Chrissy. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And my name is Jubal.

9:05How are you? I'm good. And I'm not prepared for this. Have you ever listened to the show before? Yeah. Well, if you've ever heard a first date follow up before, that's the segment where if you end up ghosting somebody, they can call us to get you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them. We got an email about you, Chrissy. Oh, okay. Any idea who you're ghosting that would be wanting to figure out why? Yeah, I kind of know. Who is that? Um, this guy Russell. Russell. No. It's a guy named Jim, you know, Jim. Jubal. Yes. It is Russell. Russell emailed us and said that he went on a date with you. He thought it was great. He thought you were awesome, but now you're ghosting him and he's wondering if you'll tell us why. Um, I mean, it's kind of embarrassing. For him? Baby, both of us. Okay. Move to the line. Just telling us a little bit about it. He's really curious.

10:06Okay. So it was the way he's sad. Sad? Yeah. Okay. Where is that mean? Okay. I know this sounds insane, but we were at this, like, paint your own mug, please. And he, he just sat there for 20 minutes without moving, that blanking, just totally that you asked. So he just sat there like a statue? Yeah. Was he talking at all or he was just quietly sitting there? No. Like totally in the zone, not speaking. Nothing. He was freaking out. Was he painting his mug? Yes. Okay. So he was supposed to be doing it. Yeah. So he was, he was doing his mug with the way that he was sitting and like his demeanor. What? It creep you out or something? Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Was it like I'm sitting up super straight and frozen or like kind of hunched over and frozen?

11:08Like did he at least feel like he was frozen in a comfortable position? What? I don't know because then it would make you have like different, you know? It looks very uncomfortable. That also freaked me out. Okay. Yeah. He wasn't moving like at all. It was giving me like low-key serial killer vibe. Oh. Okay. Well, I'd be curious to know if he is one of those. Same. We could just ask him. Let's ask him. Chrissy, Russell is on the phone and wants to talk to you. Wait. He is. Yes. He is. Russell. He's been listening. Hey, Chrissy. Yeah. Hey. Are you moving, Russell? Yeah. No. Sorry. I'm just, I'm a little taken aback here. I'm just like, I'm fine with something. It's a little weird. I'm being ghosted over the fact that I put effort into painting a mug. I didn't even pick the mug place. I just started thought like, okay, she cares about mugs.

12:09And so I'm sitting there like making it not seem like I'm making fun of the fact that we're painting these mugs that she wanted to paint. Yeah. But we were on a date. Like, how are you supposed to get to know me if you're just sitting there frozen painting a mug the whole time? I was concentrating. It's, it's called being focused. I was, you know, I was trying to make this mug look like it was worthy of the dent. Yeah, but you look like you were buffering. You went silent in there as well. I mean, you were trying to paint the perfect mug on your side. It seemed like, like, honestly, it seemed like you were like writing your resignation letter to the universe. Like, we were in an activity. I mean, you weren't talking either. Yeah, because I was sitting across from you, so I figured I might as well just sit here and paint my mug too. Sounds like a couple of kids in their first date. I know. Okay. I mean, I get that you were focusing on the mug, but honestly, like, I overheard you talking

13:12to the lady from the wine bar. And you were kind of talking shit about me. What? No, I wasn't. You were talking about attracting the quiet guys. And like, how they're the weird ones? Oh, yeah. I was talking about you. I was telling her how you were quiet weirdo. Okay. Said, that feels pretty aggressive. We had just met and we were in the middle of, like, making these mugs. You know what? I'm really busy, so I'm going to go now. Oh. Okay. Russell Christie's, Chrissy Hong Kong. How? Have a good day. I'm sorry, guys. I see why. I see why you liked her. Yeah. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Russell. I, you know, I got to be honest. I thought doing an activity on a first date was going to, like, bring about conversation. Sure. Yeah. I did not think it was going to create a level of, you know, just, like, intensity from her. Yeah. It doesn't sound like this was a u-thing though, Russell.

14:12Yeah. It just sounds like, yeah, maybe something else is going on there. She definitely didn't like your vibe when you were painting the mug. That's not sure. Maybe she was like painting. I don't know. You know what the worst part is? I forgot the mug at the wine bar. Oh. No. And you focus so hard. Yeah. It is the first thing I also have to ask no matter what. Chrissy, would you like to go on another date with Russell? We'll pay for it. Oh. No, thank you. I'm not interested in another date with you, Russell. Even though I thought you were super sexy with the stubble and all. I'm so sorry. She said no. Sorry, Russell. How did you know I hadn't shaved? This is Julian Edelman from Games with Names. I want to take a second to talk about something that's personal to me. I've had the privilege of working closely with Robert Kraft for a long time. And one thing I've always respected is how seriously he takes up standing up to hate. As a Jewish athlete, my identity is something I am proud of. But I also know what it feels like to be singled out for it.

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