Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Thursday 5/15

There is so much to begat today...No time to waste so let's get things going with a thing we call Opening Audio...Rizzo believes we don't talk enough about elder love on the show...Jeff believes if we talk about it anymore we will be in their bedrooms...We will get to it...A woman chained her boyfriend's car from the back and drug it down a Chicago highway...The car was flying all over the place...A bat dog took a number two behind home plate at a baseball game...A couple is celebrating their 70th anniversary, and boy oh boy are they READY to go...Love is in the air...Micheal Jackson hit Bubbles with an eight piece...A story has come out that Bubbles "bit" one of the kids and MJ slapped the monkey to its knees and hit it with an 8 piece of punches...For some reason a video of Brittany Griner speaking has gone viral...There was a police chase on I40 that ended with a good old PIT maneuver...Was Sean "Sticks" Larkin in town? There were numerous mud slides that were the effect of Helene after the rain...Some Walmarts are saying no to staying for 24 hours in their parking lot...First 3 hours are free and after that it's $3 every half hour...A documentary is coming out about The Liver King...He is the influencer who got famous by eating nothing but raw liver...A listener called and said they would rather watch a Jared Fogle documentary than watch that...Jeff does not want to dirty chat with the Amish...An Amish man was convicted of murder of his neighbor and they found her next to her dead goat...Then Amish chat went on for a bit...It was learned that on the set of the movie Cocaine Bear that the cast was snorting powdered milk instead of cocaine and they got yeast infections in their nose...We also learned Danny Devito slangs yayo...A woman has filed a class action lawsuit against Ziploc saying they aren't safe to use in a microwave or freeze...A grandfather was slapped with a burrito after an argument in a Dollar Tree parking lot...A kindergarten child brought jello shots into class and some of the kids had them...A Utah congressman was asleep when it came time to vote...A fight broke out at a funeral...No Rizzo I have not always wanted to cannon...I just want to listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!