Rizzo & Jeff Full Show Friday 4/11

RIP Lemon Head...You will understand what we are talking about as we get this Friday show going with Opening Audio...The Masters are underway and we must talk a Masters pee...Jose Luis Ballaster took a leak as he was trying to make the cut...He peed in the river there and it doesn't look like he is going to make it...A man followed a female Walgreens worker into the ladies restroom to simply ask her if he can use his credit card through the pharmacy drive-thru...A man nicknamed lemon head was shot at a violence intervention gathering...His family wanted you to know his nickname was lemon head...Are you large and in charge? You don't want to do a suck and button...This is a great invention for the large persuasion...Cheetos pants are now available...They are designed so you can wipe the cheetle on them...Publisher's Clearing House is going bankrupt...We thought Ed McMahon was a part of that...But he is actually a part of American Family Publishers...He took umbrage to it...A helicopter fell apart and fell into the Hudson River yesterday...It killed all six people on board...If you win a car on The Price Is Right you can take the credit instead of the car...Mark Hoppus of Blink 182 says he is responsible for the capture of Saddam Hussein...An assistant principal made a student rub her feet when he got in trouble and was called to her office...Not only that, she nicknamed him sexy chocolate and told him she is preparing him for the ladies...We learned today that Betty White survived on a diet of vodka over ice and chocolate cake...If there are no deviled eggs left in WNC, then you can thank our co-workers...They ate them like they are going out of style at a company event...If you order a sizzling fajita meal, just know that it's not really sizzling...They pour water on it before it comes out...Another helicopter crash happened because of penguins...What is your panic percentage? That is the battery percentage on your phone before you start to freak out and need to charge it...Charge your phone so you can listen to not only this Friday edition but the whole week of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!