Riff Session 5

Imagine our shock and horror when we realized this gem had been skipped over!  It's here now and that's all that matters.

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• "Why have we never seen a book written from the opposite perspective?"
• "Men don't mind being objectified. That's every man's dream."
• "In this dystopian future, men would be content with their role as sex slaves."
• "Kids start to act better during December because Christmas is coming"
• "What they should do is take your annual raise and divide it by 52"
• "When she's mad, she doesn't care that she's taller than me"
• "Boredom for parents is just a distant dream"
• "Nothing thrills me like washing the dishes"
• "Boredom is intended to be a punishment"