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RHOSLC-Yacht Yoga, Plane Chaos

Podcast Summary: RHOSLC – S6 E9 “Unicorn Overboard”

It’s the final day on the Caribbean charter yacht—aka the calm before a hurricane named Meredith.
 We start with yacht-yoga: Capt. Jason, Whitney, Heather, Britani, and Angie stretching it out while the vibes are… tense.

The Unicorn Sacrifice & Britani’s Isolation

Britani’s feeling iced out after raising online rumors about Meredith’s husband.
 Bronwyn tries to “lighten” the mood by bringing Britani’s stuffed unicorn, Uni, to Meredith as a sacrificial peace offering.
Instead?
Meredith and Bronwyn hurl Uni off the yacht, saying it needed to “wash off the tanner.” They are in full costume. Absolutely unhinged visual.

Breakfast Blow-Up

Docking day breakfast is not serene.
Meredith turns her attention from Britani to Whitney—accusing her of co-signing the rumor behind her back.
Then right back to Britani:
“I’m done with her. If you support her, I’m done with you too.”
Heather is internally screaming, asking the room if they’re “really throwing Britani overboard.”
The crew returns Uni—drenched—because even the yacht staff knows this show is chaos.

The Off-Camera Plane Incident

And THIS is where the episode goes legend.

According to Heather, Whitney, and Lisa:

• On the flight home, Meredith allegedly went on a multi-hour tirade
• Grabbed/kicked Britani’s seat
• Spilled wine
• Screamed for Britani’s TikTok
• “Raged” for FOUR HOURS

Britani says she cried nonstop:

“I’m the unsinkable rubber ducky… but I feel really broken right now.”

Meredith’s version?
 She calmly “vented for 15 minutes,” definitely no yelling, no grabbing seats, no wine throwing.
 Mary, who was ON THE PLANE, says: “Girl, no. It was longer. I kept waking up to you screaming.”

Angie & Elektra Mini-Plot

Angie brings things to Elektra before a horse show.
 Angie pushes her to compete for Greece, Elektra says:
 “Mom, you’re forcing Greekness on me. You even make me take Greek lessons.”
 Peak Greek Mom energy.

Bronwyn & Todd: Mile-High Mess

Bronwyn tells Whitney new cheating-ish allegations:
 Todd was “caught on a plane looking at photos of women.”
 Bronwyn says she’d be okay with openness if they had an agreement—they don’t.
They discuss boundaries, rules, therapy, and whether these marriages can bend without breaking.

Heather vs. Lisa – Marmalade Meltdown

Heather confronts Lisa about the plane incident.
 Lisa denies everything, shifts blame to Britani, insists she was “preserving her peace.”
 Heather goes FULL MOM MODE:
 “Britani is the victim. You should be horrified she’s scared to be around you.”

They scream in the restaurant. People stare. Marmalade brunch ruined.

Mary vs. Meredith – Reality Check

Mary meets Meredith and tries to ground her:
 “You need to remember what happened.”
 Meredith continues the 15-minutes-only narrative.
 Mary says:
 “I woke up multiple times to you yelling.”
 She suggests Meredith apologize. Meredith

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