RHOM-Wretched, Ratchet & Wrecked Friendships

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RHOM-Wretched, Ratchet & Wrecked Friendships

RHOM S7 E13 – “Next Stop Marbella”:

🎙️ Podcast Summary

The Marbella trip kicks off with more plane drama fallout. Julia shrugs off Marysol and Alexia skipping the flight, but Stephanie feels hurt—believing they were all good. Alexia later texts that she won’t be traveling with them, leaving Stephanie questioning loyalties.

On the plane, the women dance and laugh, but Stephanie can’t resist a dig about “missing Julia’s event because of plane rules.” Julia stays gracious, but in confessional, Stephanie insists the no-shows got a pass too easily.

Once in Marbella, the group settles into Villa Moana (“some White Lotus sh*t,” per Guerdy). Julia’s longtime friends host them, and the big news drops: Lisa is officially divorced. The women cheer, except Larsa, who refuses to toast, muttering it’s just a pause in Lisa’s endless legal battles.

While Julia makes Derek and Jeffrey godfathers of her boys, Adriana sulks about not being named godmother. Meanwhile, Adriana’s “ratchet vs. wretched” word drama with Kiki simmers—eventually ending in a shaky apology and truce.

Emotions run high when Julia breaks down over her estranged daughters, leaning on Derek for comfort.

The next day, Marysol surprises Stephanie with a birthday Flamenco celebration—horse-drawn carriages, dancers, and Spanish castles. But the party derails when Alexia and Marysol confront Stephanie about the “plane rules” mess. Yelling erupts, alliances splinter, and Lisa and Larsa trade insults (“Petty Pippin,” “Lalalala”).

Adriana and Kiki make peace, but Marysol later sobs that the group is toxic. As religious parades pass below, Alexia declares it’s a sign they all “need to come to Jesus.” Larsa, surprisingly, sides with Stephanie—pointing at Marysol as the true instigator. The episode ends with prayers, tears, and promises of more “delivery issues” to come.

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